>be human >die of old age BAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUMANS YES

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Elves do age, it's just much slower unless you are a wizard

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>>68976759
Sure but not as fast as you faggots.

>>68976685
Really makes me think.
Reptilian master race reporting in

>>68976952
fuck off swamp jew

>>68976685
>be elf
>die by getting stabbed by human

ELF SISSIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>68976685
>be Altmer
>history is one of failure
>feel worthless
>hate life
This is canon.

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WTF I LOVE ALMTERS NOW

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>Be dunmer
>Be one branch of the glorious aldmer race
>Sin and get turned into elven nignogs

>>68976685
>be elf
>low birthrates

>>68977513
They manage to be worse than wood elves, which is quite a feat

>>68977416
>first race on tamriel
>the descendants of gods
>built massive cities and mastered magics while humans were being niggers
>humans needed the mortal incarnation of LorKEK to defeat them
>imperials are now saying WE BUILT DA WHITE GOLL TOWER N SHIEEET

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>>68976759
>dwarf fortress

>>68977571
Sry to break it to you but humans have Talos which became a fucking God

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>>68977571
Funny enough elves were the ones who sacked it later.

>>68976685
>tfw no TES Slav-equivalent race

>>68977719
>became a fucking god
by betraying his closest friends and saying I WUZ LORKHAN N SHIEEET

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>>68977757
Argonians?

>>68977571
The Eternal Swede strikes again!

>first race on tamriel
Factually incorrect. Humans claim descendence from Wandering Ehlnofex and Altmer from Old Ehlnofex. Neitehr were first to enter creation.
The difference is that elves kept more of the old customs and rant about old myths unlike humans who look to the future.

>the descendants of gods
Technically so are men, but they lost their connection to it after following the path of Lorkhan.
Being descended from gods is not a good thing, since gods can't handle Mundus and are trapped in the dream forever.

>built massive cities and mastered magics while humans were being niggers
And, just like ISIS, are destroying them since they think that part of their history was a mistake.

>humans needed the mortal incarnation of LorKEK to defeat them
Humans don't need him. Humans *are* him.

>imperials are now saying WE BUILT DA WHITE GOLL TOWER N SHIEEET
Ebin memes broseph. This isn't true.

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>>68977790
Wew lad.

>>68976685
Reminder that Redguards have an actual wewuz backstory where they wuz samurais n shiet:
>http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Yokuda

>>68977757
Colovians

>>68977790
Assburger apökälipsë

>>68977779
No. You cant compare argonians to anythng but an eldtritch horror scalie transformation fetish.

>>68977757
>tfw no TES Slav-equivalent race
Nibenay imperials. Unfortunately Todd fucked up in Oblivion, giving us nothing similar to the actual lore.

>>68977832
>Colovians
Christ, no. More like a mishmash of Rome and Germany.

>>68977850
>Nibenay imperials
UESP doesn't have much info on this, what did they originally have in mind for it?

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>>68977825
Aren't the snake people from akaviir the samurais?

>>68977790
>The difference is that elves kept more of the old customs and rant about old myths unlike humans who look to the future
That is so progressive!

Also, thanks for the thread, now i feel like i gotta get my yearly dose of Tes.

>>68977938
I was referring to the sword singers:
>http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ansei

I happen to be in the middle of replaying Daggerfall at the moment. This time, I hope to actually finish the main quest.

>>68977975
ebin muadra :DDDD

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>>68978094
did you have your skull bashed in by an emu or something?

>>68978094
t. Sheogorath

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>>68978094
Your life ain't great ain't it?

>>68977938
Aldmeris is a myth of the past. It doesn't really exist.
We have no idea how big Akavir actually is.
Yes, they are. Straight up dragonborn samurai.

>>68977918
Less developed and more rural half of the province. People there live in swamps and highly dense forests. They're known as weird traders since everything that goes to the coast has to pass south to Leyawiin through their lands.
Unlike Colovians who are great at practical matters, Nibenayians care for local mystical traditions and when taken out of their lands and westernized have produced a big number of great theologians, most notably Moth priests and Cult of Julianos. They're great mages in comparison to westerners who make great bureocrats and legionares.
After Colovia adopted the 8 divines, it took almost a whole era to bring east up to speed. Their old beliefs persisted a lot longer due to less centralization and technology.

Imperial city is a strange place where east, west and akaviri influences merge to create something even stranger. Of course, east and west are constantly at odds with each other, most of the history west being in control. Except that one time western groomed Nibenayians took over and basically destroyed everything during their hegemony.

>>68977971
Not really. Their universe has a teleological end towards which humanity works. This is comparable to the concept of natural law. Aquinas would agree with it most likey. And I find it hard to call Church's fathers progressive.
To be fully honest, if anyone's progressive here, it's the thalmor. They're aiming for equality (and stagnation) after the blood of undesirable gets spilled.

>>68978054
>Anse
No. It's more comparable to Iranians with a sword fetish.

>be elf
>die of innate magical weakness
unfabricatable

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>>68978094
it's alright man... we all go through it... it all gets better from here on I swear

what is this gay shite

state of ye lot

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>>68978673
It's assburgerism of the highest degree. Pass along or join us.

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you've been visited by skooma kat, you'll will not be cursed and your forests will be turned into deserts and your grasslands into poisonous marshes if you comment: "thanks skooma kat"

>>68978728
thanks skooma cat.

>>68978728
thanks skooma kat

Now listen to me you knife-eared piece of shit, if you come any closer with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard that you won't be able to walk with your limp dick
I'm gonna shove my boot so far up your shaven perfect little arse that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish
I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet you twat

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>>68978369

What if we build a wall between Argonia and Morrowind?

>>68979069
Bit late now that the lizard niggers already invaded.

>>68978369
This sort of thing makes me angry at Todd. Oblivion did not even really try to illustrate the differences between peoples within Cyrodiil very well. Skyrim did a better job of it but I have a feeling a lot got retconned with that too.

>>68978673
>>68978912
>>68977807
normies out

>>68978728
thanks skooma cat

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>>68979069
It'll be detrimental to dunmer since they got fucked over in the last 200 years.

>>68979187
Even Todd regreted in an interview (no, I don't have a link) that he didn't do enough to differentiate the east beyond different naming conventions.

>>68976685
Skyrim for a nords!

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The truth about """"high""""" elves.

>>68979266
>fourth era
>Yokuda
???

>>68979350
Just its remains. Originally Yokuda was a large continent. This archipelago is what's left. Only a few nomads live there. You can pretty much ignore it completely, there's not civilization there.

>drink 600 bottles of skooma
>invent fast travel

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>>68976685
>drink 600 bottles of skooma
>die

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>>68976685
>***mer thinks he's better than any human
disgusting

>>68979405
>drink 600 bottles of skooma
>suddenly develop an interest in furry porn

>>68979266
Since you know a lot of stuff could you shed me some light why nords left atmora?

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i'll just leave this here

>>68976685
Alright listen to me you knife eared piece of shit, if you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard that you wont even be able to walk with your limp dick. I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish! Then im gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so i can kick them with my iron fucking feet you twat!

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>>68979539
Global Cooling. Or continental cooling. Or whatever.
Basically winters were harsher and harsher, forcing more and more people to flee south. Civil wars that broke probably over resources didn't help.

Also some heavy mythological fantasy shit was going on there. Eventually nobody went south anymore, persumably because the continent became uninhabitable and those who stayed froze to death. The only hypothesis that we have for what's going up there is that time has stopped in Atmora and it's metaphysically out of time. That is, just like Aldmeris is an idea, Atmora is the past of men we can't return there. Talos is possibly the last men ever to have contact with it and ever will since he changed the nature of everything.

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>>68979588
Deepest lore.

>>68979763
That thing was pathetic. The main villain couldn't even defend it from a random dude who got called scum and outsider by everyone.