/brit/

haven't seen any of the star wars films and never going to unless someone holds me down and forces me to with my eyes held open like that scene in a clockwork orange

>>68976009
I am going to watch the new one today.

>>68976013
its pretty good tbf

>>68976009
originals are worth watching

>28 states voted for Donald Trump
>22 states voted for Hillary Clinton

i know that's not how the election works but it seems fine to me

>>68976021
I heard so.

>>68976013
it's better than force awakens desu

gotta walk around the lanes dropping off xmas cards reeeee

>>68976009
They're alright but don't get why people love them so much

fucking nerds

Is sending my cv to a potential employer at 12am on Christmas Eve a good or bad idea?

lost the ole 'ginity lads
we had sex multiple times in a few different positions
she said i was good (but she consistently insults me in other ways, so i think she was being honest)

i honestly feel that wanking feels objectively better and sex itself is not all its cracked up to be.

two men go to the local convenience store for a chocolate bar

they pick the chocolate bar they want and go to the cash

the cashier man says "that will be $1.18"

the two men look at each other and say "but last week it was only one dollar"

the cashier responds, "the government raised the prices"

the two men say that they only have a dollar

the cashier says "well you need another eighteen cents"

the two men say "there must be something we can do to get the chocolate bar for only one dollar"

the cashier says, "yes, you can suck my dick"

so the two men suck his dick

the end

met a 69 year old man yesterday who had a 45 year old asian wife and when she tried to add to conversation he stared at her, held his finger our said 'shut up, please'

why are asian women so submissive?

>>68976078
>lanes
fuck off billionaire

just got my dick sucked by two benders for a chocolate bar

>>68976078
>mummy tells me to go round the street delivering her christmas cards through the letterboxes
>go out
>spark a fat zoot
>walk around the block
>dump them all in a dog waste bin
>get back in
>mum thanks me
>tell her no problem

>>68976086
Yeah, why not? I could see it being weird on Christmas day though

>>68976086
nah, disguise it as a Christmas card

>>68976088
good lad

how old are you

>>68976094
whatever she is doing now (most likely nothing) is easier than the work on the rice fields so she'll shut up if she knows what's good for her.

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Spent 800 quid on a gift for myself but only 20 quid on each family member

>>68976088
it's not a worth a shit unless she is objectively 8/10

>>68976088
i only enjoy sex when it's loud

often fuck my gf at her parent's house so we have to keep quiet so I don't get as turned on

not a nonce btw she's 18

might play some Assassins Creed®: Syndicate on my Sony© PS4™.

>>68976088
Only the feels make sex good
Casual sex is awful dunno why normies love it

PS4 is having january sales, weird considering it isn't january.

>>68976182
you mean to tell me that the ps4 has been out for 3 years and they still haven't gotten a registered trademark?

been literally over 3 years and i still wake up thinking about her every morning lads

>when cant afford heating and its too cold to cam on chaturbate so cant make some money to pay heating
rip

suddenly have the urge to buy Assassin's Creed Syndicate on my Sony Playstation 4

*walks into /brit/ clutching my pink feather boa*
HALLOOOOOO

YASSSS
GIRL
SLAYYYYYY YASSS

sex largely uninterests me and i find the prospect of engaging in the activity intimidating

>>68976159
the guy was a twat who missed out of a fabulous opportunity. will look forward to tell him 'no' when he next makes contact

typical white male

>>68976186
i have feels for my gf but honestly I feel like I would prefer sex with other girls

she's great for cuddles though

Just caught the postie trying to slip in a sorry we missed you thing without knocking or ringing the bell, cheeky fucker

>>68976212
i've heard it's wank but i want to get it anyway because you can play as a woman

>be an attractive girl
>make 20+ minute videos of your face to feed your narcissism under the pretense of making ASMR videos like some kind of creative type
>get youtube money
>get additional steady income from desperate cucks on Patreon every month

Dunno why every hot girl aged 18-25 isn't doing this. They could be pulling £1,000 a month for fuck all work + they get their ego stroked.

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>mfw telling a steet beggar I dont have any money while im dressed in a 5k outfit

>>68976211
the so called cycle of poverty


i blame george osborne

>>68976228
Prefer orchestrating a cheeky wank, best bit about a shag is the bragging and telling the lads desu

>>68976142
22

if it's any consolation, my first gf (this girl) is a 8/10 so my belatedness is more to do with my social autism
>>68976170
Ironically she is an 8/10
even then I felt rather underwhelmed by the entire experience. Whether I was 'making love' or just ramming out her pussy. It just didn't feel THAT amazing.
>>68976174
Yeah my favourite part where was where she was wanking me off whispering sexy stuff to me.

Also it's fairly fun when you pound out the pussy and she screams or gasps. But that was mostly psychological
>>68976186
There were feels involved. But even then, cuddling and foreplay seemed more emotionally intense than the actual act of intercourse.

>>68976258
makes you wonder why some girls still do porn when they can make just as much money without even getting their fanny out

who /genderfluid/ here?

>>68976261
lost a lot of sympathy for street homeless when I realised how easy it is to get put up in a hostel, bnb, or other accommodation free of charge . you need to be a real psycho to fuck it up.

>>68976294
some girls like sex

unironically prefer a handie to sex these days

>>68976284
>she is an 8/10
oh lol
not believing a single word of this until proof of provided

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>>68976294
Probably the only ones left doing porn are the really damaged ones with actual daddy issues and drug problems.

>>68976261
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38386088

Why do you all expect pussy to taste like anything other than pussy? Were you expecting a fucking strawberry milkshake?

>>68976307
yeah but is the shame you bring to your family worth it?

>>68976334
she actually looks like she has learning difficulties

she's fucking bat shit

why would you land a hijacked plane

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>>68976326

breaking news: hijacked plane diverts to malta

>>68976347
why would we expect that?

everyone here is keenly aware of how their bellend smells even on the best day.

favourite sex position lads?

mine is reverse cowgirl

>>68976368
yeah, try 6

>>68976368
>filters
no fucking way is that 8/10

>>68976364
wouldn't mind putting my willy in her though

>>68976368
>bull-ring
>8/10

>>68976368
>azn
>ever an 8/10

ha

>>68976368
doxxed

>>68976347
Some pussy is fine but smelly pussy is absolutely fucking vile

First girl I got with had an exceptionally fishy fanny and it put me off wanting to go down on a girl for a fair while

>>68976391
Doggy

With any other sex position, I can last well over 45 minutes and often into an hour or longer

With doggy, I cum within 5 minutes.

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>>68976368
miss alice 94 of myfreecams

nice try lad

>I'm an aussie! I'm just like a brit haha!

Yeah no, australians are to england as mexicans are to america, JFs and always will be.

Stay the fuck out of /brit/, you flip flop wearing runtoids

lunch update: it's not gonna be domino's, it'll be KFC

need to resolve my tight foreskin issues before even thinking about doing actual sex with a girl.

>>68976442
literally all me LOL xx

>>68976326
>thinking i give a fly-fuck as to whether some runt on /brit/ believes me or not

i have nothing to lie for. i'm certainly not sharing pics of the so-called gf with you.
>>68976368
this is not my gf!

they're called thongs

>>68976442
99% of Aussie flags here here are poms with no mates

>>68976391
reverse cowgirl is my fav in porn

irl spooning seems like a nice one but ive not done a sex before

>>68976469
Then i shall henceforth end communication with you.

>>68976453
usually get a zinger burrito from KFC these days

>>68976442
why would we want to be like brits? we have a higher HDI and GDP per capita, better weather, better people, a better government (albeit not perfect), better scenery etc...

you lot are hardly human

french man invented the beach sandal
his name was philipe philoppe

>>68976123
mate you're a wanker i'd try and kill you if i saw yi

>>68976512
alri fancy lad
it's at work so will probably just be a bucket of original recipe and a load of chips

my gf is locally fit but not internet fit.

so in the area I live in, she'd be considered very pretty. but because the internet has so many beautiful women attention whores, she'd be seen as very average in comparison

>>68976436
Only one lad knew miss alice?
Thanks for the yous lads

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>>68976525

>get a degree
>move to london for a £20,000/year grad scheme

haha no thanks xx

>>68976512
>>68976533
>kfc
fuck off trillionaire

>>68976537
what locale?

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>>68976525
>muh HDI

>>68976547
try and find an index that isn't the autism index in which the UK is ranked higher than Australia

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>christmas is soon

>have barely eaten any of my advent calender because it's all fucking brown chocolate on the outside but white chocolate on the inside

either give me white or brown not fucking both

that's just annoying, you think you're going to eat some brown but end up getting brown but mostly white.

fuck off mum, you've ruined christmas

>get accepted into the 'fast' stream after 15 years of trying

Can this actually happen?

>>68976567
skin cancer

>>68976560
welsh countryside lmao

so instead of looking like a haggard inbred fat slag she just looks like a decently cute and petite white girl

purposely bought brown coated chocolate with a white chocolate inside advent calendar to ruin my runt son's christmas.

Favourite song from GTA lads? Crockett's Theme for me

>>68976595
nah we're above you on that too :^)

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>>68976164
I bought myself a ps4 and got everybody chocolate oranges

>>68976567
the good country index
uk: 4th
aus: dnf

>>68976568
>advent calender

the utter state of your existence you runtish manchild

>>68976599
>decently cute and petite white girl
post picz xx

>>68976537
same, she's not conventionally good-looking but IRL she's a qt

>>68976567
>Muh index's

Literally invented by pakis, globalists and Jews

>>68976599
>cute and petite

there are no east asians in the UK so no need to qualify it as white you weirdo

>>68976631
Rorke.

>>68976261
>pass a homeless woman in town
>"spare change?"
>ignore
>come back 10 minutes later
>she's with someone on the other side of the road
>she's talking on an iphone
consters, all of em

>>68976631
>he thinks raw data is a conspiracy

hmm

why don't I have a gf?

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the italian who shot the Berlin lorry driver looks like a right deano

>>68976631
the word you're looking for is indices you pleb

Reminder that aussies have one of the worlds highest suicide rates.
Umm im sure its so nice sweetie lol xoxo

>>68976619
it's never a good idea to post pics of people you care about online tbqh

that's how you get doxxed

almost time to put the sprouts on lads

>>68976644
'sheed

>>68976606
Cat's in the Cradle

>>68976658
Dino

>>68976669
>not 'thats how she gets doxxed'
you're a shit bf

>>68976606
new york city on k rose

think i got bedbugs from paying that homeless slag to ride me for 3 and a half cans of dutch gold

>>68976658
>dirty berber muzzie
>he's a literal lad lolol they're just like us

take a nice hot bath and wash yourself with soap you stinking rasheed

all i want for christmas is you x

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>>68976648
>He thinks HDI is raw data

Did you actually go to school lmfao

>>68976617
>replying to a little anime drip

wouldn't recommend

>>68976606
unironically the country stations

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>mothers day tomorrow

>Go to /brit/, post, get attacked by runts

Many such cases!

>>68976665
probably abos though isn't it

>>68976727
not though, is it

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>>68976567

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muh foofs smell absolutely rancid

going to be very very very lonely this xmas

>>68976567
internet speed

>>68976746
'sheed

>>68976714
you wouldn't be crying if the UK was ranked higher than it is.

regardless, i don't need an index to tell that your country is objectively lacking in the development department. Most suburbs in the UK look awfully grim with shitty attached housing.

>>68976755
alri Elvis

doing a read

http://rockitreports.com/

Is there a worse social sin than being a boring bastard? I don't think so.

drank a small bottle of grape juice before bed last night

too much sugar in it

couldn't sleep haha

going to brave the storm and go out for some last xmas pressies

>>68976755
hahaha just hang with ur gf

>their country is so shit they have to resort to using cricket scores

howling

Is Until Dawn worth £17?

>>68976789
yeah iktfb
t: diabetic

>>68976781
why the tiny trophy though

>>68976799
>i-i d-dont even care about the cricket

Pathetic

willy absolutely fucking reeks again lads

>>68976799
if your country is so great why are you posting in a /brit/ thread

>>68976704
>shoot rasheed terrorist in the face
>not a lad

>>68976781
ashes has been becoming more and more about the enormous differences in pitch than anything for the last decade or so

>tfw IBS so no matter what i eat, I stink like a toilet everywhere I go

I will NEVER have a gf

>>68976820
lmao spacka liver #unlucky

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The gf

>>68976834
>taking pride in posting on a british general on a laotian clay pot forum
hmmmmmm

what events are you all going to for new years? i've already booked my tickets

Every Aussie here is a £10 pom LOL

>>68976874
>>laotian clay pot forum
>still using this may-may

hello ?reddit

>>68976868
*leans over the table and decks her square in the face*

>>68976898
ummm family has been here since 1830 sweetie

try again xx

>>68976898
my granddad was in the merchant navy and spent most of his time shipping them over

> tfw even at being a woman men are better

>>68976912
T. Gold rush chinky

>>68976912
so a 10 shilling pom

>>68976868
that's a big salad

you don't win friends with salad!

>>68976939
t. doesn't know when the gold rush started

>>68976912
that's a very punitive sentence

Considering spending this months rent on scratch cards as I have a good feeling about it
Touched a midget lads head for good luck as well

>>68976888
me and the misses are hosting again because our mates are tightarses
gonna make pulled pork tacos and wraps

>ywn be a Shakespearean actor

Britain is bad because it's main immigrant group is south Indians

Australia is good because it's main immigrant group is Brits

Makes you think

>>68976967
your sentences are puny

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>knowing any australian history

In South Australia I was born, heave away, haul away

>>68976888
i might be going to oval space with the lads but if i do ill be buying a second hand ticket, so im not really sure if i want to go because the ticket wont have my name on it and ill risk not being let in at the door

never ever have the ticket guys ever actually looked at the name at any event ive been to but it will be just my luck that they do when it matters

so still deciding on it really

imagine having a lower GDP per capita than Mississippi

IMAGINE

>>68976979
Put it on the horses

>>68976021
>>68976013
>>68976037
yeah I actually really liked rogue 1

and I really didn't like force awakens and had really low fucking expectations

>>68977013
>he hasn't read Guns, Germs and Steel

you are naught but an microscopic amoeba compared to my intellect

>>68976995
:(

learned a lot about australian history by watching the Water Diviner

>>68977035
England has a GDP per capita of $50k

>>68977035
Since when did you move to australia Riley?

>>68976606
Why does GTA V have such a shit soundtrack and no memorable songs? Can't really remember much from IV too desu, Vice City and San Andreas were both great though

>>68977062
>England

not a country, also you can't just ignore the shitholes. If the yanks have to include alabama and mississipi you have to include NI and wales

>that lad whose parents moved to australia in primary 4 and he was forced to go with them never to be seen again

>>68977081
IV was just an all round poor game

>>68977073
when i realised Australia is a better country than the United States

also it's easier to start up a hospital here

>>68977081
GTA V is such a dissapointment for me

Driving around is such a chore

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>>68977052
Guns, Germs and Steel is literally kike bollocks.

They LITERALLY state that Africa is a shithole because you can't domesticate zebras.

The 10000 Year Explosion is a much more accurate and insightful book.

>>68977081
cara was in it though she was good

also sailing in the marquis is quite fun

that's about the only good things about the game though, everything else sucks dick

>>68977129
which letter did his first and surname have m8? had a kid leave in year 4 too for australia, he came back once though and looked all red

>>68977133
the promising music career on hold for the mo??

>>68976987
what happens at a new years night at home?

>>68977030
never been there. i'm going to brixton apple though. was pretty hard to find something that wasn't purely house thisyear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England

GDP (nominal) 2015[3] estimate
• Total $2.340 trillion
• Per capita $56,890

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia

GDP (nominal) 2015 estimate
• Total $1.223 trillion[7] (13th)
• Per capita $51,642[7]

LOL

>>68976258
Why would anyone give money to an attention-whore on youtube

>>68977135
what? the driving was much improved on GTA 4

the trouble with australia is that its full of aussies

>try to meet up with old friend
>knew him before transition from sixth form
>guy complains has nothing to do
>suddenly he's busy today
>is busy all of the time until i go back to my home
O-ok...

friends suck

>>68977052
that's a stupid meme book

can't relax
wish I had some xanny

>>68977175
>aussiepoors

>>68977188
Do NOT redpill yourself on how much betabux those girls get

>>68977162
I had a kid do that too, cant remember his name. Was like billy. The school was in a place called forestdale

>>68977174
all our mates come over and bring some kind of food, everyone gets sloshed and we play gimmicky games
this year we're doing a murder mystery

>>68977175
that's like me saying western Australias GDP per capita is $77 K USD (which it is)

>>68977231
kek

HEY!
De-zop-ba-ronie
Hap-da-dee-ba-lat
Da-dat-dat-non
Hey, a-baby-dot-doo
Zaba-doo-doo-day-doo-bop
Doo-boo-doo-day, ze-bonz
Za-bop-bop-bobby
Za-bah-doo-dee!
Well, a-ree-bah-naza
He-beh-do-beh-doy
Well, a-lah-bah-zini
Wadahlabat-boodalabat
Seebahlalat-dodie
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Well, a-ha ha ha ha
Rrrrahr-rrrahr!
Hall-owallo-a-la la
Mahata alottado
Hodolata-deetle-do
Do-zootle-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot
Gingle do doot do do do doot
Zeep-i-doo-da hab a daah!

love a bit of jazz, me

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>>68977175
>United States of America GDP per capita
53,041.98 USD (2013)

hmmmmmm

don't like this

>>68977218
no i know they get a lot.

i don't harbour any resentment towards the girls for taking advantage of that.

i harbour resentment against the betas who literally waste their money on this.

I respect a man who goes to a whore house and pays her to sit on his face, but not someone who pays a similar amount for a personalised ASMR video.

>>68977241
england is a country though. The UK is made up of four countries, literally a union of kingdoms.

>>68977241
Not really because england is a country itself

If you're spitting it up further the south of England is richer than Western Australia anyway

England has 3 countries leeching off it and it's STILL richer than Australia lmao

Plane has been Hijacked ahha

>>68977193
Driving was fun GTA 4
on GTA 5 its tedious though

the police come after you very easily and to evade them you have to hide. Also the map is sort of deceptive as to how far away things are. also the streets are curved, rather than grid-like so its a pain going into corners.

>>68977300
>>68977301
>england is a country

no it isn't, you chose to merge with 3 other shitholes so now you have to live with it

>>68977336
>if you go by my arbitrary rules then I actually have an argument so pls do
yeah nah, you've been had lad

Need the vocaroo where he btfos northerners please lads

>>68977336
>England (/ˈJŋɡlənd/) is a country that is part of the United Kingdom.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England

>>68977241
WESTERN AUSTRALIA MENTIONED

>retard aussie getting told

lol

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got this letter the other day about student loan repayments

>NEET
>Not on bennies
>live entirely off parents
>but don't receive any money from them

Sending my bank statement won't show anything, apart from a few amazon & steam purchases

wat do

>the police come after you very easily and to evade them you have to hide
mental haha

Ireland GDP $69,375 (2016)

le smug anime face

>>68977384
in GTA IV you can run into way more people or get up to a lot more shenaigans without the police coming in

also you just have to drive away from te police, you don't have to hide in alleyways and so on.

>>68977385
>GDP is not even a millinon dollars

the REPUBLIC of Ireland

>posting average gdp per capita

Post the MEDIAN INCOME a few extremely wealthy Jews can distort the figures

>>68977384
Black Lives in America Simulator 2016

>>68977385
Can you take back poorthern direland then it's an absolute money sink and you cunts obviously have some wonga

>his country is literally 99% unused land
>his country gives free money to citizens who drink petrol

this """""country"""""" needs to get out of the british thread tb h fa m

>>68977385
how does it work with the massive rate of unemployment you have? does all that income go on housing/feeding/caring for these people?

>>68977437
it's called GTA V
>>68977454
the Irish GDP is inflated because companies register there to avoid paying tax.

The actual economic activity in ireland is underwhelming, besides some exclusive financial services and so on.

Hello?

>>68977447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

that stupid auscunt went a bit quiet didnt he haha

>its another my country's cock is bigger than yours
ahh yess

>>68977470
it's me

honestly don't care about statistics, would rather live in Australia, a sunny land of good bantz than here, a fucking miserable grey rainy island that's run by a politically correct police state with paedophile Tories and BBC elites running the show while the plebs struggle to pay their bills or even buy a fucking tiny house

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are karen

>>68977483
welcome to /int/

>>68977483
You or another Aussie was the one that has been forcing autistic country dick measuring in multiple threads and are now getting butthurt when you realise england is better in these stupid indices

>>68977382
Send Bank statement and explain

post more irl karens

>>68977507
t. """working""" class poortherner from a broken home

Bought this girl Ive hit it off with online a plane ticket so we can spend christmas together
Most excited ive been in a long time

>>68977507
>UK property prices

have you SEEN aus property prices? Of course you haven't you runt

>>68977507
>le grass is greener

ok kid

>>68977382
what's it for?

why are you guys so nasty tonight just chill out my niggas

Did a "British cuisine" post

>>68977454
>does all that income go on housing/feeding/caring for these people?
lol no

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Arab_Emirates

GDP per capita
$63,181 (2013) (7th)

>>68977562
>tonight

>>68977524
Not me, I don't partake in dick measuring country's.

officially wasted my early 20s wahey

>>68977585
yes tonight it's fucking 4 am

>>68977529
>>68977539
>>68977541
the UK is fucking shite and you know it

would honestly rather live on the bloody Falkland Isles than the British Isles

>>68976204
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE ON CONSOLE

ALL THESE SALES ARE SHITE I THOUGHT CONSOLE GAMING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CHEAP

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it's friday

rock paper scissors at 12:12

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the so-called pension

>>68977507
why don't you fuck off there then

Why don't YOU have any friends /brit/?

oi jordan if they're hassling you mate just let me know
i'll sort them out

drinking petrol!

very dangerous!

yes!

dangerous!

so sad!

up the 'ra

>>68977454
>massive rate of unemployment
It's 7.3% and steadily falling

"Massive"

>>68977618
WHERE ARE YOU REEEEEEEEEEE

>>68977634
i do. ed, jordan, cam, amir, calum, danny - all good mates

>>68977667
i'm RIGHT here

>>68977634
I have kind of but my mental illness has took over so shan't be contacting them or going out if they ask me

*fucks off to the Falklands*

paper

>>68977613
fuck off then?

>>68977618
>I THOUGHT CONSOLE GAMING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CHEAP

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>tfw to intelligence to care about which patch of dirt I was born on

Northern Irish people are Irish so they are only British if all Irish people are British

Discuss

>>68977693
*fucks your gf while you're gone, or if you don't have a gf, your sister, or if you don't have a sister, your mum*

>>68977634
friends are for the weak

>>68977658
still quite big, but i heard it was nearly 10% last year

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the platonic friend sent me this

>saying nigger will literally land you in prison in the UK

wew

>>68977727
looks like her off of Outnumbered

>>68977727
I just want to slap her in the face and choke her

>>68977727
send your knob

>potato nigger thinking he's any better than the uk

Lady from nothern ireland at work is a fat dyke

>>68977634
i decided to become a tranny and now they hate me

>>68977725
9.1% last year, and now it's 7.3%, pretty much sums it up

https://twitter.com/amberringland/status/811317043014336512

me in amsterdam

>>68977754
UK is crap

>>68977744
>Outnumbered
astounded that """comedy""" programmes as shit as this manage to exist

>>68977721
mum's dead you sick cunt

>>68977777

>>68977780
alri pah

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>>68977744
striking resemblance, come to think of it
i had never noticed
>>68977748
>>68977749
not only lewd, but also illegal
i shall not be condoning either of these posts

Mum and dad are both from Ireland and I'm called Patrick but lived in England my entire life and feel 100% English

And your thoughts

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The collection of holes I call my own

>watching the speed episode of Drugslab
>guy's heartrate goes to nearly 190BPM
seems like an unnecessary risk for a government sponsored drugs safety channel

>>68977870
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

on the loo
doing a poo
thinkgin of you
whoop de doo

>>68977709
what did he mean by this

>>68977872
listened to so much grime my heart stays at 140bpm now

>>68977903
>whoop de doo
personal highlight

Got a cheeky chippy last night and have horrible acid reflux now

Will taking a rennie work for fixing it?

>>68977776
kek

>>68977951
I mean that is literally what they're made for, so

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Discuss

So rock a bye baby rock a bye

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could fucking demolish anyone here

Did you bruvs know that the end to the trilogy of Adulthood and Kidulthood is now out? Called Brotherhood, gonna go on the watch list

Are we the baddies?

>>68976204
Wouldn't bother buying anything through the PS4, it's overpriced as hell.

>>68977979
1 2 3

>>68977865
cuck

>>68977991
>Cellulite on the lats

Lmaooo

>>68978031
>>68978031
>>68978031

new

>>68977966
don't have heartburn though

>>68977979
gay - slag - bully

>>68977980
fuck that song so much

the worst part of working a retail job is easily the fact that i have to hear the fucking radio which seems to play the same five songs

>>68977979
they've defo shagged ain't they

>>68977980
*obnoxious Jamaican noises*

>>68978000
The South-Eastern English? Absolutely.

The rest of the UK are good guys though

>>68977996
yeah stormzys in it been meaning to watch

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>>68977991
haha wrong
pic related is me