WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO COUNTRIES?

One is a cuck-filled sheep fucking shithole whose populace talk like literal braindead retards

And the other is new zealand

>>68973624
But isnt that also new zealand????

>>68973606
One has two more stars.
Also the stars are whiter.

Also, the other isn't 75% wasteland.

>>68973771
>wasteland
M8 Auckland isn't that bad

Australians are south sea yanks

New Zealanders are south sea poms

>>68973813
this

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>>68973813
>poo peelands ACTUALLY believe this

>>68973606
New Zealand is a far, far superior country.

All immigrants should divert to NZ *immediately*

>>68973606
Maoris /Thread
(we could just be one country)

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NZ is like 1970s Australia
>A bit too left to be comfortable
>Very stoned
>Reliant on agriculture
>Low on problems
>Grape looking sluts

Generally pretty comfy, but its really hard to find a NZ woman I'd actually want to stick my penor in

>>68973813
Were all poms mate

>>68973881
Go put some shrimps on the barbie steve sepposon

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>>68973912
Mfw our govenment might litteraly ship boat people to be settled in New Zealand
>Feels ghood mann

Nz is like a shit more Indian version of Australia with quakes

>>68974010
>why dosent New Zealand celebrate Christmas?

>>68973606
one has 4 soviet stars and the other doesn't

I can't choose a side because I don't have objective facts about Australia.

>>68973985
Nah australians are all muh irish/italian/german heritage wtf i hate britain now republic when replace our flag with obamas face asap

Kiwis are like yeah nah fuck off yanks

>>68974050
>why doesnt new zealand celebrate sorry day?

>>68974163
They're pretty similar.
You don't need a side.
Might as well be the same country.

>>68973912
>All immigrants should divert to NZ *immediately*

How about no you fucking boganfag

>>68974163
Unless you care about a shit sport that only bogans watch that's dominated by coconuts.

You don't need a side.

OP HERE WHICH COUNTRY IS BETTER?

>>68974294
They're the fucking same nigger.

>>68974294
NZ will vote in based Winston Peters next year while Australians will reelect a cuckservative who'll turn their country irreversibly yellow

>>68974327
except one is objectively worse in every way

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>>68973624
fuckin traitor

>>68974373
>Peters doing anything apart from splitting the vote and fucking everything up

o i am laffin

>>68974373
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. IS CHINA BETTER?

>>68974177
can't remember the last time anyone has seriously called for a flag change, most people are perfectly happy with what we've got
you lads, on the other hand, went as far as voting on it

>australis are all muh irish/italian/german heritage
think this is bait 2bh

>>68973606
one has six, six pointed stars

the other has

>FOUR

>FUCKING

>SOVIET

>AIRFORCE

>ROUNDELS

>>68974420
Bet you're literally shaking at the idea of winnie blowing all the neoliberal traitors who let your fish faced sort in the fuck out

>>68973606
Tbh Australia has better:
Job prospects
Beaches

New Zealand has better:
Natural beauty
Culture

And that's about it

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>>68974521
Ah yes, that famed New Zealand "culture"

>>68974521
What culture? No joke, pls explain what it is

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>>68974521
>nz
>culture

>>68974558
Yeah but comparatively...

>>68974521
>Australia has better Job prospects
t.2005

it seems like Australians don't get along with the Aborigines but New Zealand has a better relationship with the Maori. Is this accurate?

>>68974521
When did shagging sheep became a culture?

>>68974521
Wew lad

>>68974562
Film
Music
Television

>>68974591
Kiwis decided to bend over and take the long hard Mauri cock pretty early on, it's worked out for them in some ways but they're still wholly cucked by them

We opted for the more traditional "push them out of the way and out of sight" method

>>68974591
I always thought that Maoris are just chilling outside all day long and asking for change if they see someone.

>>68974591
No

Natives are hated everywhere

Ours were decent until they were corrupted by the USA/USSR black power shit

>>68974607
Yeah but 80% of it is for people who has shit taste in culture

>>68974607
Literally what? I have never known any music or TV show feom New Zealand? And the only movies are the ones made by Peter Jackson, that's it. Australia has way more.

>>68974657
It's wonderful really. I was back packing in Hawaii and NZ, the old kanakas on both side spoke fondly of how black rights activism formed modern resistance and protest.

Quite lovely honestly, we just got everyone to say "Fuck this shit, follow the treaties this is our land" feels good. Never had trouble getting rides being black when brown folks were around.

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>>68974769
Missing out

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>I work with 2 Kiwi Abos (refuse to call them Maori, that is reserved for real islanders)
>they both are leaders in sick days taken
>both are the slowest workers
>both cannot work at a normal pace
>both hate australia
>both of their wives are cheating on them
>both do nothing about it
>both have rampant alcohol problems
>both cannot function without doing some form of drugs or drinking

The coons of New Zealand are just as bad as ours. Just our coons didnt sell all their land for a hammer and a mirror.

>>68974177
Firstly its majority British and Irish, Italians and Germans werent even allowed in my state until the 50s without special concession. We laugh at yanks we just relate to them being large countries that speak english and people remember.

Dosent New Zealand have Maori history month?

>>68974294
New Zealand is our Canada in every sense

>>68974521
T.That one tiny music scene in Dunedin from 20 years ago

I bet youre from Sydney

>>68974621
>long hard Mauri cock
they have tiny penises anon

>>68974940
Nah maoris are bro teir
(at least outside queensland) if there were any more maoris in Qld the state would just about sink into the ocean

>>68974945
No just a language week during which our newcasters use maori greetings at the start of the news instead of their normal english ones and literally nothig else

We have no day where we say sorry to out natives and write messages of how sorry we are in sorry books to send to native communites to show how sorry we are unlike Australia

>>68974945
No we have a Maori language week where the news does the weather in Maori
Keeps them happy I guess

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>>68974940
>be leaf
>lurk in Aus/NZ threads
>read descriptions of maoris and abbos
>uncanny resemblance to our natives
>petrol huffing, alcohol abuse et al

Really makes you think...

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>>68975081
>>68975087
>you speak there languages
Sorry day is just a day on the calendar holy shit.
Speaking native languages on national broadcasts is some german level cuckery

>>68974966
So we are better then. Glad that's settled.

>>68975136
Also objectively worse in many areas and less relevant. Im talking more culturally friendly I guess and more politically left

>>68975133
We don't speak their language, and we don't have any Melbourne level white guilt like you guys do. Also Maori progressed past the stone age unlike your natives.

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>>68975208
yep, after the white man gave the biggest tribe some guns and told them to flush out all the other ones :)

>>68975223
Nothing wrong with that :^)
But memes aside they were experienced sailors and had a functioning agricultural system, while abos had a curved stick and some cave paintings

>>68975133
>be kiwi kid in school
>time to do maori shit
>sing songs, draw monsters with big tongues and dicks, weave shit, sculpt shit out of wood with axes and chisels, do war dances
>actually fun

>be australian kid in school
>time to do abo shit
>heres a local homeless man, say sorry to him
>write a message in this book about how sorry and evil you are
>were going on a field trip to an aboriginal community so put on your so sorry shirts kids!

>>68975295
we do the same as you guys tbqh, sorry day is literally just to appease the vocal minority. no one cares

>>68973983
>that gif

I laughed for 20 seconds, fucking hell. I don't even want to know the context or backstory, keeps me guessing

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>>68975295
Sounds like the Kiwi is shaking with anger harder than Christchurch

>>68975330
Wait so you guys actually dedicate a holiday just to say sorry to the people who's land you took?

If Americans did that the fucking natives would probably be pissed

>>68975081
what would nz even be sorry about, tho?

>>68975273
>>68975208
Nobodys defending abos and Im from melbournes hipster suburbs without white guilt

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neither celebrate christmas during the winter

@68975358
no

maoris > injuns >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literal shit > abos

this is FACT, do NOT try to dispute this

>>68975295
We did the same shit and also aboriginal activists are a larger minority than aboriginals themselves

can't stop watching ricky ponting singing lads

>>68975358
Were a much younger country though and Abos were basically cave people without agriculture so they literally couldnt comprehend civilisation therefore theyve had a shit time while we have actually developed the land. Its not even a holiday I usually forget when it happens

What do you do in america with Black history month? no memes im genuinely curious

>>68975404
Summertime Christmas is better desu
>Beaches
>warm weather and visiting family
>backyard sports and Bbqs
all comfy feelings

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>>68975470
Hm? Cricket?

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>>68975540
>be the wallabies
>lose

Do schools in NZ teach Maori as a second language?

>>68975411
Nobody is defending Abos, Most australians think maoris are alright

What percentage of canadas population is native?

hobbits

>>68975567
>Fugby
Not watching the superior sport AFL

>>68975617
>boganjump
>a real sport

>>68975617
> Make up a sport so you can be the best at it.

Truly the Southern Hemisphere's own Honorary Americans

>>68974940
>>both hate australia
Why don't they go back?

>>68975693
your minimum wage is higher than ours

>>68975128
>petrol huffing
>alcohol abuse
What's with natives keep doing this thing? I mean before colonisation I dont think they even thought about sniffing petrol

>>68975643
>Retard grid iron a real sport

>>68975665
Then why are we better at cricket usually

>>68975755
>bodyarmourball
lol

>>68975570
more like the third langauge. People know it exist and only used by minorities

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>>68975573
>Nobody is defending Abos

>>68975570
There are schools here that only teach in maori

But usually its only taught seriously as an elective for high school students in the same way other languages are

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>>68973624
Cancelling your work visa while I type.

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>>68973813
Hahaha New Zealand is south sea Canada, be real cunt.

>>68975959
le low approval ratings man

>>68975538
disgusting

It's strange but I don't see Aussies and Kiwis as 'foreign', you're basically just Brits desu.

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>>68976023
>"celebrating" "christmas" in winter

>>68974791
Was this the master plan all along ifs so I'm glad I'm black

>>68976117
Sorry sambo but the natives here like black americans not blacks in general

>>68976169
Oh shut it I'm American anyhow I just live in Brazil

>>68974870
a couple of "lol we're new zealand" movies doesnt count as culture

>>68975295
We had a person from the stolen generation come and talk to us about how shit their life was. I agree it was shit, but there was one smart decision made...they made it illegal for abos to buy alcohol, should have kept it that way kek

>>68975570
Most offer it, but it's completely fucking useless

One has abos
the other has maori

>>68974870
>be bored
>ask for movie suggestions in /rug/
>a kiwi recommends me this
that was unironically by far the best comedy I've ever seen in my life.

Australia is bizarro Texas, New Zealand is that inbred village in rural England.