/brit/

Poo

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/suomigf/

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>>68971474

>>68971483
I enjoy this photograph

>>68971458

anyone mildly attractive here

little slut with a nice bottom here aha x

>a girl will never wiggle her naked arse in your direction.

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>>68971488
alrai

redpill me on pigs in blankets

>>68971530
sounds like they'd get a bit hot

>>68971483
>meow
What do you say?

>>68971530
Tate nice and you can eat abut 20 of them.
DOUBLE haraam

Why do women love to be degraded? If you're not forceful their pussy shrivels up

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>>68971530

What is the best torrent client?

>>68971553
sleep tight porker

Why do people get triggered by phoneposting?

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>>68971553
>you will NEVER EVER be as happy as that pig

>>68971558
qbittorrent

dumb phone poster too dumb to realise why hes a dumb phone poster

Rorkestead
I'm from Rorkestead

>>68971574
good lad
>>68971581
kek

>>68971458
Are there literally any women more ugly than British women?

Wish I could put my bellend through navy seal selection lads

>>68971603
British women are comfy and sexy like a warm meat pie

>>68971603
There is literally nothing wrong with are Lauren

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slags

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>>68971603
Pretty much all of them you bender

Earthquakes: no
Tsunamis: no
Tornadoes: no
Hurricanes: no
Volcanoes: no
Dust storms: no
Wild fires: no
Droughts: no
Dangerous wild life: no

Ah yes, comfy life

ellie goulding has no talent

>>68971645
You literally have bears and wolves you stupid leaf

>>68971654
unironically listened to her LONG before she got popular JUST thought you should know.

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>>68971527

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>>68971629

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>>68971662

>>68971657
Have literally never seen a bear or wolf in my entire life

>>68971558
deluge

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Trump can't take the oath of office if I steal the Declaration of Independence

>>68971662
>>68971527
>posting Daily Mail stories
ah yes, the right wing's commitment to accurate journalistic excellence

>>68971682
Thats because you don't go outside

>>68971700
That's because I don't live in a forest you dumb mutt

question for yanks: does ranch taste like mayo with extra garlic / some other spice / flavour added?

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>>68971695
Still a newspaper, still happened.
Still better than the Guardian

>>68971645
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_1998_North_American_ice_storm

>>68971715
not at all

>>68971715
never had mayo with garlic in it and dont know what """"""""flavour"""""""" is

>>68971695
>reporting crime is right wing
ah yes

>>68971692
killing him might be easier

>>68971715
They are totally different flavors

Why don't we have good or memorable adverts anymore like Frosties Kid, Russian Ice dancer with Beer or BELLIES GONNA GET YA?

>>68971711
Isn't all of Canada forest

>>68971734
>>68971728
>>68971726
yeah now i wish i never asked

get out

>>68971738

would u move in with me in a nice apartment we could get a nice simpsons sofa and watch telly x

maybe play some video games haha x

want to leave my room but mum has her bf over

FarCry is one of the only AAA game series that I really enjoy

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Mentioned

have a phat bag of cool original doritos calling my name

>>68971724
>1998

Literally nothing wrong with a little ice la

got severe social anxiety lads

goodnight lads, goodnight thailad

>>68971724

literally my birth

>>68971657
and meese

>>68971799
sleep tight yankers.

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>>68971788
Dont need prescription medication for that

>>68971738

we do

we have the moneysupermarket one where the faggot spreads LGBT pedophile degeneracy to a disgusted public, 24 hours a day

heard that UK universities actually have affirmative action-esque quotas for white males because so few are going to uni relative to their share of the population

is that true? how are the social and gender dynamics in the UK???

>>68971799
Nighty night

>>68971803
really want the plural of moose to be meese

who's in charge of the english language? i want to petition them to change it

>>68971788

no you do not

>>68971810
i've got a bottle of tequila that is shaped like a tommy gun but i'm saving it for chrimbo

>>68971812
>we
>pedophile

Imagine living in a country where you can't go skiing

Howling

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>>68971767
doing a far cry 2 right now mate

>>68971803
Not dangerous are they though? meese.

f your money was a whore and she used her whorebux to buy you nice things at christmas, would that make you feel awkward?

>>68971833
yes i do

>dropped out of school because i couldn't stand to be around people
>have barely left my house in 5 years
>currently trapped in my room because my mum has her bf over

beat htat

>>68971850
racist

>>68971833
What are you doing here lad?
Sverige a bit dead now?

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>>68971841
like where?

do people make eye contact with you regularly on the street lads?

>>68971893
yeh

>>68971874
all i hear is "im a softcunt mate"

>>68971874
ate some hot pizza and now my mouth hurts

it's quite tragic 2bqh

>>68971884
Did you ever go to that internet cafe that the australian was trying to get you to go to?

gnight cunts

last day of work hmmmm

>>68971913
It was just a restaurant and no.

mummy gave me $50 for doing my chores this week (wagies BTFO)

what should i spend it on?

>>68971918
Why not

WE'RE GOING ON A BEARHUNT LADS

>>68971850
i hate that game

there's a point when people shooting you every 30 seconds while you're just trying to get somewhere stops being fun

>>68971893
I'm an alpha male, they wouldn't dare.

tis fierce windy something just blew away outside my house

>>68971850
Playing FarCry 4 rn since I haven't played it yet
Done 2 and 3 already

not done my job search for 2 weeks aha

Tell me about someone in your year that died

Personally can't think of any

>>68971929
because why would I?

going out of my way for a style of food I have within 10 minutes of my place anyway.

look at the fucking tits on this

https://twitter.com/gIitzy

>>68971956
GRIM face

>>68971874
Bit strange

>>68971947
i used to make mine up anyway

>>68971933
I think the point is to avoid them, it's not that hard mate

It can be a chore, but it isn't a perfect game after all. I just think it really nails the whole atmosphere and setting really well, and the attention to detail in many aspects is extreme.

>>68971964

proper

>>68971981
you can't avoid them because they fucking spawn in in front of you

and then of course you can't escape them because they shoot your car and make it go slow

>>68971950
One guy and his entire family died in a house fire just after we graduated

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>>68971964

ah yes the "betas"

>>68971767
I bought Return to Arkham and am about Half way through Arkham City after beating Arkham Asylum, really enjoying them. Probably my favourite Batman media desu

>>68972009
me on the bottom left

>>68971993
FarCry 2 is good but very unpolished
FarCry 3 is top tier though

>>68971999
How did not one of them escape

how are you supposed to make friends after high school

>>68971993
>you can't avoid them because they fucking spawn in in front of you
Don't know what you mean by this, in what scenario?

can't get into video games

>>68972024
yourself, bee

>>68972020
No idea
Seems a bit silly honestly
I've got a big window in my room and would just get my family to all jump out of possible

Would rather a broken leg than burning to death

>>68972024
you aren't supposed to

>>68972024
Grindr? Met a few lads on there

2 weeks without a shag lads
losing my mind

>>68972024
Honestly men's friend groups shrink drastically after uni

Wonder if Thai ladyboys do thai kickboxing

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Slav girls >>> germanic "girls"

Prove me wrong

>>68972081
slavs aren't human

Just got back from a ban for posting a picture of rosy

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>>68972054

>>68972097
did you know shes made a new video?

(dont do it janny)

what was the national anthem during cromwell times

>>68972111
those are gigantic spuds

just beat FarCry 4 took me only 10 minutes
WOWWWWW

>>68972097

got banned for posting snapchat nudes

shitposted for 4 days

got banned again for posting my rabb.it link

>>68972119
no pope of rome

*drives past this thread*

DORKS!!!

>>68972111
need a girl to speedbag my spuds

>>68972119
https://youtu.be/nlJugdk4OGc

>>68972095
t. criminal descendant celt mutt
possibly wog

>>68972070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viAe7MkOStA

>>68972126

i can non ironically beat skyrim in an hour 40

>>68971800
I was born during the storm in Montreal la

About time rosy is a bannable offense. Sick of seeing that ugly cow

that jew's got me right horny going for a big tit wank then a sleep x

night thailad x

>>68972154
Gays need to be put down

>>68972172
nn x

>people born in 1998 and later are posting ITT right now

Im out

eating a smoky smoked sausage

>>68972175
but seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyoeyyk6g6U

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>>68972155
"beat"
Its not meant to be that sort of game

>>68972207
VERY ugly language

You know you've reached adulthood when you see women younger than you making a career out of whoring themselves on the internet

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>>68972193
>tfw I've wasted 7 years of my worthless life on this website

slow..........like a sabrecat tears a deer
(REEAAAAOOW)
only the bloodiest beef between these cheeks

>>68972200
Eat my smoked sausage bitch

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>>68972224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ab5q-L_YU8

>>68972258
BING BONG BANG GANG DAAK DAK DAK DURKA aha im speaking ladyboy :)

love you thainonce xx

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>>68972267

>>68972238
You've been on 4chan since you were 11?

>>68972267
y-you too x

just shit my pants haha

>>68972277
The most recent one is a step too far. It's almost a fucking tray rather than a tub.

>>68972301
They're still normal here..

might setup an export business..

Turks being burned by ISIS

https://forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?4654-ISIS-burns-2-men-in-new-video&p=13039#post13039

>>68972277
wow thanks brexit

I am Brexit.

>>68972316
these documentaries on the animal kingdom are nuts

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>off work for 6 days

haha time to do some drugs to give meaning to my life

>>68972333
Alri Donald

morning benders

redpill me on brussel sprouts

>>68972333
wow thanks

>>68972338
what did you have in mind?

I have the high ground

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>>68972342
>brussels

>the so-called ""thailad"" is here

Erm, can you not please?

>>68972350
you underestimate my power

>>68972333
must be tough for all the nigel benders seeing him being a fawning sycophant playing second fiddle to trump

who /brisbane/ here

Emoji

>>68972360
What should I do?

>>68972357
Is that from Dirty Harry?

>>68972367
Brisbane? More like Pissbane

>>68972385
Go to the restaurant lad

For the banter x

>>68972408
shan't

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Merry Christmas Lads

>>68972367
yeah mate right here mate

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who /melbourne/ here

>>68972193
willing to bet people born in 2000 are posting right now

>>68972425
I hate what we have become.

Am I a bad person for thinking that Rogue One was a great film?

Just realized thailad will be spending crimbo in Thailand

>>68972453
ye

>thailad is from notts

hmmmm
throws a bit of a spanner in the works

>>68972230
weird to think how most of the pornstars i wank to these days are younger than me

Will be spending crimbo at the parents without my computer.

Might go fucking mental.

>>68972475
You're a horrible human being and you don't deserve your family

We know it's only a matter of time until thailad is on BBC news having been arrested for noncery, anyone wanna bet on how long it'll take?

>>68972484
Rude

is star wars the most overrated film series ever?

don't mind the fellow we call thailad, lads

might do a wank

>>68972437
>MFW they just foiled a christmas terrorist plot by 7 lebs
stay safe anon kun

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=British+man+arrested+in+Thailand

>>68972499
lord of the rings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYL3MpP54M

morning lads

got called rorke in /brit/

>>68972527
wow um rude much?

>>68972527
lotr doesn't have an expanded universe and legions of autistic fanfiction writers

>>68972537
new zealand is shit. also zoolander is shit too

>>68972529
>open video
>coal burner
>close video

i swear the only way to achieve happiness as a runt is to lower your standards

how is that a life worth living?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-23/bestiality-charges-after-despicable-animal-assault-on-pet-pig/8144990
big dave on a holiday lads

>>68972529
>hover over video
>see coal burner in the thumbnail
>proceed to not click the video

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rorke

>>68972558
Pineal gland decalcifier: being a runt is all in your head

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>>68972562

>>68972499
MCU has only had THREE good films oit of like 15 so far

>>68972565
I'm flattered you keep using this picture, but please stop

Might start a kickstarter, get thailad home for christmas, we can't let one of our own live in poverty lads

Thinking of doing the cide lads

>>68972586
hooray :3

>>68972568
im an unattractive short bloke with no technical or interpersonal skills. i am absolutely a runt

having it away

>>68972550
>>68972564
interviewer is black you chucklefucks

>>68972611
>glance over comment
>see "black"
>proceed to un-read every word of this post

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>thailad after being beaten by the village elders for being a nonce

having a go

'611
rasheed

>>68972605

you get pussy tho?

Fucking hell, some of us are actually very gifted. Genetics and DNA are crazy

https://youtu.be/grPUHJmTXGg

>>68972611
alri jamal

>>68972523
What a shithole

Wish this war on terror business would conclude already

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>>68972523
Heard about that. Lebs were a mistake. Luckily I will be spending Christmas alone, inside and safe so I guess every cloud has a silver lining.

>mfw there are people ITT who will be WILLINGLY spending xmas away from their family

>>68972636
>nearly 2 minutes
shant

>>68972622
i'll have a fucking go at you in a minute

>>68972630
no i don't try, but if i did I'd have to settle for the undesirables

>>68972636
Here I am a mediocre specimen at best destined never to be anything special

>>68972656
don't get me started tonight mate you're not going to like how it ends

>>68972655
You can just read the title, know yanks have problems with sitting still from all the corn syrup and flouride

Fucking hell, some of us are actually very gifted. Genetics and DNA are crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

>>68972692
hmm yes canadians have significantly less corn syrup and floride don't they

>>68972692
>doesn't have fluoridated water

enjoy your shite teeth LOL

Business idea: if you're an autistic freak with nothing going for you, start running marathons

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rasheed

how do I slap ass in gta 5

That kid who got shot at school has a crackhead mother

https://youtu.be/rKwilimoFBI

>>68972725
CBA to get up early for that

I am desperate for attention rn

unsure why

>>68972751
best post I've seen today

>>68972756
do they not carry tasers?
they HAVE to execute him?

>>68972277
>>68972301
>when Americans buy your companies

>>68972756
>HE DINDU NUFFIN
>HES WUZ JUS A KID
>JUS SHOOT HIM IN THE LEG NIGGUH
HMMM yes DOING a think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>68972793
the police could have at least some accountability, instead of all of it or none of it.

>>68972792
i thought americans were supposed to be fat you dumb fucking leaf

>>68972756
don't most kids get shot at school?

Why does this whore love me so much?

>>68972809
dont understand this post

luigi was lunging at kids trying to stab them and got shot

maybe the parents should hold themselves or their softcunt child accountable instead of the cop who shot him.

>>68972791
they clearly didnt execute him seeing as he's still alive. in basically any country where the police are armed and that happens, you're going to be lit up.

happened here like 7 years ago with some 15 year old spacker

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>>68972812
fat cats

Wonder how surrogate mothers feel about giving up the child they bore for 9 months

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very smol SUSE

>>68972842
>the 14 year old had a knife!! it was him or me!!!
yanks.

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>>68972882

>>68972882
It wasn't him or the cop it was him or a student.

got called a "merry christmas" today

fucking cunt was going to turn round and knock his front teeth out and glue them on his knob the utter prick

morning lads

off to work haha

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hmmm
really makes you...think, doesn't it

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>>68972906
brian cells in overdrive

>>68968504

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well I've said what i wanted...you're all a bunch of children...which is why this thread / board is a literal joke and has no actual intellectual content whatsoever...i need to do something with my life productive so i don't get depressed and reading your shitpost isn't conducive to that...ill probably be on tomorrow but i really hate this place just thought id let you know I'll probably be crashing out soon...if i met you in real life id probably hate you...thank god i don't have to do that..

>>68972895
we might fuck about for 2 weeks negotiating and giving them KFC, but there's no bloodshed

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>tfw to smart to communicate with mere phonetic sounds

if only there were others who could communicate with brain waves

>he replied to me again
ah yes..
*virgin walks away*

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>>68972906
forgot about this chap haha

>>68972929
not one micron

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>well I've said what i wanted...you're all a bunch of children...which is why this thread / board is a literal joke and has no actual intellectual content whatsoever...i need to do something with my life productive so i don't get depressed and reading your shitpost isn't conducive to that...ill probably be on tomorrow but i really hate this place just thought id let you know I'll probably be crashing out soon...if i met you in real life id probably hate you...thank god i don't have to do that..

>>68972929
narry an iota

payday lads

£461.10 in the bank

not bad for an easy week haha

>>68972956
>narry

It's nary

Want to move to Athens, Georgia

Want to move to Naha, Okinawa

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well I've said what i wanted...you're all a bunch of children...which is why this thread / board is a literal joke and has no actual
intellectual content whatsoever...i need to do something productive with my life
so i don't get depressed and reading your shitpost isn't conducive to that...ill probably be on tomorrow but i really hate this place just thought id let you know I'll probably be crashing out soon...if i met you in real life id probably hate you...thank god i don't have to do that..p.s. you probably think you have a lot of time in your life to waste ...the truth is if you even browse this board the hope of ever having a normal life is already too far out of reach...I remember my first pubes, shit only gets harder #hashtag you're literal cancer / kill yourself

*signs you up for 20 payday loans, thus ruining your credit rating*

ah yes, like runts to the slaughter

2 ultra normies murdered in yankville

https://youtu.be/JrhkFgLmXxI

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Ah yes, the so called British friends of mine

Mum made me some spaghetti before she and dad went out tonight

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might get out of bed and make some brekker

>>68973017
reckon it was a black

Someone make me some food, I'm hungry.

*somebody orders a pizza to my house as a prank*
*Get the wallet out and pay for it then have a nice brunch*

>>68973056
Blacks commit 52% of violent crime in America so that is a statistically correct assumptions.

really ill lads. proper flu, can't sleep, eyes hurt, sweating, shivering. fucking 2 days before christmas.

>>68973038
Can't imagine having a dad. Whats it like knowing he's fucking your Mum.

>>68973023
Howling at anyone who isn't part of the anglo Irish master race and doesn't have dual citizenship

>>68973066
have a good laugh when my grandpa goes on about the "blecks"

>>68973074
It's not really an issue for consideration for most people

you people...

>>68973106
>>68973106
>>68973106
>>68973106
>>68973106

>>68973085

In the last 5 years I've gone from egalitarian to genuinely not believing blacks are human beings.

The more I interact with them, especially abos, the more I realise they just aren't on the same level as white European people. I think if an alien race came to earth centuries after our race was wiped out they would consider blacks, abos and whites to be distinct species.

*purchases a Willy's jeep*
*Drive it over to France*
*Drive along some beaches in Normandy and watch the German tourists flee in fear*

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>>68973112
he didn't mean it janny
have mercy on him

could i get a (you) from thailad

thank you

bump haha