/brit/

IT AIN'T ME


IT AIN'T MEEEEEE

>>68969961
>>68969943
fuck OFF

I spoke to my gf from secondary school recently and she mentioned that she saved all of our msn chat logs.

I didn't know how to respond, was she threatening me?

>>68969997
oi mum wants to know if you guys are coming to christmas lunch or nah

the jews are secretly a vampire cult that seeks to subvert and domesticate the indo-european race

Fuck canada

>>68970004
spacker

File: aircraft-widescreen-fighter-f-86-sabre-korean-war-mig-17-fresco-wallpaper.jpg (66KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 1280x800px

gonna be in Vietnam in like 2 months
bit nervous but excited
trying to cultivate qts on interpals now to show me around Saigon

I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON, NO

off to the pub

in mmmmmm to be able the country for

Went for a trip down memory lane

Into the deep dreary pits of my old Facebook messages

My first girlfriend when I was 13 and the messages I sent her

And by god were they awful

Really fucking awful. Christ. The cringe.

I only decided to do it was because I remembered the girl who was the reason we broke up for over. Never even got with this girl but she was quite the ride at 13. Regret it, my gf at 13 was 3 years older and a bit of an experienced girl.

Anyway I found the other girl. She's living in England with a fucking baby. I couldn't believe it. A lot of memories came rushing back me. I was probably really fucking happiest at 13. Secondary school fucked me up along with internet and I'm slowly trying to get back some sanity.

There's no point going over roads not travelled but at the same time if I could speak to my 13 year old self I'd give him some advice.

To give an example of cringe, maybe a week or two after we first kissed I was messaging her that I loved her.

DISCLAIMER: Spent a bit of my soul typing this out not going to let a LEAF thread stop people from reading it

>>68970013
semi-related but I'm reading Carmilla right now

>>68970018
post of 2016 material

>>68970028
>Saigon
anon they lost

PTSD
T
S
D

Are Yorkshiremen really the most powerful race on the Earth?

>>68970045
no one cares you self affected wanker

>>68970057
the central part of the city is still Saigon
only the wider metro is "Ho Chi Minh"

>>68970081
YES

>>68969945
Bought some stupid hand stuff for £50 because this arab guy dragged me into a shop and kept pressuring me to get it, i was in there for like 10 minutes.

>>68970011
yea mate shrimp on the barbie haha

>>68970041

wasn't aware pubs were open at 5 in the morning

>>68970011
mum says she doesnt want to go to yours again because your mum smells funny x

>>68970045
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling, coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

File: 1475688951305.png (400KB, 761x674px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 761x674px

>>68969938
>>USA
>60 trillion niggers

>>68970081
can confirm

>>68970057
Everyone still calls it Saigon

t. Lived in Vietnam for 3 years

>>68970084
I wonder sometimes why you're such an emotionless autistic cunt, childhood trauma perhaps? Grew up on the rough streets? Middle child?

File: 1482454375280.png (36KB, 1357x628px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 1357x628px

>tfw to smart for the Americas

File: 1423016391368.png (339KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 680x680px

>>68970145
>Middle child?

DELET THIS

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>68970045
Not quite in an emotional state of mind atm, maybe later

eating some wine gums but they're a bit chewier than normal.... hmm....

File: vlcsnap-2016-12-23-05h25m11s537.jpg (74KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 640x480px

is bottom kino?

>>68970121
how was it?
honestly I still am not really sure what to expect
what did you do there?

File: 1482185818613.jpg (34KB, 500x376px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x376px

>work in 34 minutes

>>68970106
>>68970097
alri cool see you here hahaha bring ur togs for a swim too

File: snipe.png (2MB, 827x946px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 827x946px

>>68970166
old wine gums

>>68970192
hah bonza x

going to post the iq by country map every time i see a foreigner with an opinion i dont like

File: 1451507010812.jpg (220KB, 800x771px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 800x771px

>>68970183
Same.

It's my last day before Christmas though at least.

can't imagine anything worse than being a middle child

Eldest is always the cool driven one, plus he had a few years of exclusive love by newbie young parents
baby always gets the most support and loving experience

middle is just the autistic awkward one, bullied by the eldest that the parent's weren't satisfied with so they had another.

>>68970145
i sometimes wonder why you'd come to an anonymous board at half 5 and post such narcissistic wank about yourself, not just once but twice, and expect anyone else to care

have to be operating on some completely self involved dickhead level

*sings a sea shanty*

eurorunts need to work and i havent even gone to sleep yet
lmao

love getting my ears cleaned haha

**readig the thread**

ahhaha excellent posts friends :)

>>68970176
I loved it

I moved there cause I was 22 and fresh out of the infantry and wanted to live on a beach in SEA and fuck Vietnamese qts

I worked as a bar tender at a tourist resort

File: 1478324234779.png (31KB, 426x256px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 426x256px

>>68970210
>Finn posts

>>68970228
LOL
>yuropoors
best get back to work before mr goldberg gets mad LMAO

>>68970193

but the best before date says JAN 17, that's not for ages... Oh fuck me. That's next week.

>>68970246
literally me minus the infantry
and I'm looking for a job teaching like every ông tây

>>68970246
hey gramps

watched a doco on the gurkhas
seem like a bunch of alright blokes

>>68970223
Ah yes try and turn the tables, ignore the question and use ad hominem

I don't see anything narcissistic in my post, and I don't see the problem with me reposting it as the new thread just started. If I can't share my experiences with strangers anonymously on a Tibetan finger painting board then where can I?

Now I'll ask you again, why are you such an emotionless autistic cunt? I recognise your posts, your the same lad who got a kick out of telling people on tripsit that they were going to die, the one who rarely feeds his dog and the one who has a real tough man persona. So what are you hiding beneath your shields? What sort of insecurities? There must be a lot you seem to be the type of person to fly off the handle easily.

>>68970221
>baby always gets the most support and loving experience
yeah nah
maybe in your white picket fence hollywood view of the world

>>68970330
too long to read lad
this aint oxford

File: well hung, well built, charismatic celt.jpg (122KB, 1022x648px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 1022x648px

>the Irish

>>68970338
>head and shoulders

>>68970290
Do it you'll regret it if you don't

File: e36.jpg (254KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 1280x720px

Me in the middle

what does your willy in a vagina feel like

>>68970338
turbomanlet

>>68970388
dont know aha

File: celtic gent.png (825KB, 1016x646px) Image search: [Google]

825KB, 1016x646px

>>68970353
>the Oirish

>>68970392
>yfw he's 6'2
you'd be eating pavement in seconds

treading water....actually READING lol just reading about the cuases, errr, causes, causes, causes of world war 1

>>68970388
sandy coins

think buckinghamshire might be a mental case

File: delet this.png (758KB, 1206x664px) Image search: [Google]

758KB, 1206x664px

DAS IST MEIN LAND

>>68970473
du bist hier im meinem land

canada is such a casus belli of a country, or cunt-try, try being pronounced tree and not the word try of couse, of couscous? nah haha of course i meant "of course", of course, ofc as they say, ofc and d and e and free

is this a silly post yeah? think its funny enough? yeah? nah? yeah?

>>68970428
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little redditors and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

ah yes "casus belli"
*virgin walks away*

redpill me on beverley hills

>>68970504
Why put in on an NZ proxy to post this m8?

>>68970103
Down by the ship yards m80

>>68970330
nah not reading all that you narcissistic wanker

Mr Kikeburg needs me in at 5AM SHARP to fill out some TPS reports while I prep the bulls

>>68970540
who the fuck even are you lol with your mexican reddit flag sit down im sorry you cant afford a plane to gods own polity

File: 1481545251375.png (18KB, 240x200px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 240x200px

>>68970330
>

>>68970539
It's expensive and very posh just like everything else on the west side

>>68970504
good post
68970540
typical leafsplaining

>>68970539
its where I want to be

File: 15392778_1233362026728867_1472226886660888320_o.jpg (140KB, 1229x1306px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1229x1306px

>>68969945
Ah yes, that time of year

did a wank and a poo ama

>>68970602
my mum always buys ridiculous amounts of food and never opens it until christmas day
then we eat turkey and celebrations for the next 4 weeks

>>68970603
ever done a wank while doing a poo?

File: _92418788_faragetrump.jpg (55KB, 660x371px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 660x371px

Seriously though, why a golden door?

File: 1481887285080-int.jpg (482KB, 1000x1926px) Image search: [Google]

482KB, 1000x1926px

>>68970602
mummy got soda for Christmas and i've been drinking it for days without her knowing

Gimp is such shit but I'm so used to it now I can;t use anything else

>>68970568
Did you do some amphetamines or something buddy?

>>68970558
You read it all you sad bastard and I struck too many nerves for you. Now stop repressing your homosexuality you bender.

Middle child mammy didnt love me enough blah blah blah hope to God you're called out on your tough man shit in real life and people close to you see you crumble.

You are weak.

>arabsexposed.com
>it's just latinas getting shagged by germans while wearing headscarves

hmmmm

>>68970639
whats that

File: 15391350_1236240959774307_2634446851668765278_o.jpg (386KB, 2048x1942px) Image search: [Google]

386KB, 2048x1942px

>>68970619
To be honest the food we have for boxing day is always better
Have a roast every sunday anyway

>>68970624
u wouldn't understand cuck

>>68970639
you are a fucking gimp hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

>>68970643
i cant BELIEVE youre this new, new and gay lol

File: 1481338997037.jpg (83KB, 540x585px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 540x585px

>>68970651
>whats that

tikka masala for crimbo dinner lads

>>68970624
the larger an ego gets, the smaller the distinction between gaudy and tasteful

File: pepe graham.jpg (34KB, 658x464px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 658x464px

>the soviets fought off the nazis just so they could be raped by communism

NEW ROSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbzvl_2jTwA

>>68970680
not reading this post

wtf I love new zealand now

File: abe simpson does a 360 and walks away.gif (1MB, 453x344px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 453x344px

>british pudding
>isn't actual pudding

File: 1482449937704.jpg (139KB, 819x1024px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 819x1024px

Made a lil snack of toast and jam lads

want to get my arms bigger to offset my shoulders/chest but don't want to be a curlbrah memelord
as is I rarely do curls

File: 1482367890924.jpg (61KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1000x800px

Finished my lil snack of toast and jam lads

>>68970732
then do triceps. you realise triceps are the biggest muscle in your arm right? fucking leaf

>>68970732
nobody asked

you're twisting my melon man

>>68970624
>"Give me your tired, your poor,
>Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
>The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
>Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
>I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
(inscribed on the base of the Statue of Liberty if you didn't know)
Basically he's saying he wants to take in a lot of immigrants

>>68970752
I do Triceps
did some tricep work today
its not like my arms aren't big but I want them bigger

>>68970770
inject darknet hgh directly into your bicep

File: V54gY0T.gif (776KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]

776KB, 300x168px

>>68970714
Get fucked

>>68970725
alrai

>this schizo kiwi shitcunt

why was season 1 of blackadder such utter horse shit

>>68970794
he's an english reddit flagger on 'oliday

why is season 1 of the grand tour utter horse shit

>>68970792
Haha excellent post m'redditor.

EDIT: Woopsie had to fix a few grammatical errors lol haha.

Why does this yank literally only come to /brit/ to bang about leafs for 12 hours

Mental

Does /brit/ have Untappd accounts? Post 'em

>wat to get drunk so I can relax and play a game
>get too drunk and listen to Rammstein for 2 hours

>>68970818
>>68970819
eh how bout some hockey buds
bad snow storm acomin

>>68970834
LOL

>>68970833
>Rammstein

...

>>68970821
wassat?

File: disdain.png (167KB, 436x412px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 436x412px

>>68970818
what even

>>68970847

It's what craft beer drinkers use to show off the beer they've drunk

>>68970856
>reddit filename
>sloths

Beer is for Bogglers. Wine is for Wheedlers. Spirits are for Starchies.

choon 2bh
https://youtu.be/nq_J2C6Hrz0

>>68970861
incredibly reddit thing to do I'm sorry

File: IMG_1077.png (884KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

884KB, 640x1136px

If people don't understand queues in your country, stop posting

only a leafposter would be able to tell a reddit filename. the lad probably got it off google or some shit

if you dont like milo then you should fuck off

chocolate milk before bed xx

>>68970821
https://youtu.be/NpN9NzO4Mo8

You duchies make good stalkers

Would you kill a child aged 7 if you knew you'd never get caught in exchange for 1 million dollars

File: Anonymous.gif (2MB, 312x250px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 312x250px

>incredibly reddit thing to do I'm sorry

File: 6.jpg (76KB, 411x325px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 411x325px

>>68970885
I cut in front of cues

>>68970879
What about cider?

>>68970870
But i didn't get it from reddit.I don't go on reddit.
And sloths are patrician animals

anyone here seen bedfellows? ive seen it posted on /x/ ages ago in gif/webm form but didnt have the courage to watch more than a second
can i gets a synopsis?

>>68970902
>gif
fuck off

>>68970885

Yeah, that's what years of having Britain as your sugar daddy does to you

>>68970895
I'd do it for nothing if I knew I wouldn't get caught

>>68970917
Dutch are brits that were too pussy to get on the boats

still giggling at that autistic yank bumping his thread 3 times and getting 4 replies

Canada just cured Ebola lads

>>68970938
why

I wish we would nuke Canada

>>68970922
alri rasheed

wish canada would fuck off

>>68970944
Rorke

anyone fancy a game on pool or pokemon or something x

>>68970944
now you can go to Africa and fuck nog qts with one less worry
wish I could find that pic of that guy having a foursome with 3 African girls

>>68970930

We have the biggest port in Europe and you dare tell us about boats? :^)

We were also bad ass pirates

>>68970648
Doing a ponder

Anti Canadian autist please adopt a trip so I can filter you, there are some decent yank posters so I won't blanket your entire nation because of one bitter fat boy

did you vanquish the nibble pibley?

did anyone's life actually get better after high school or was that just a meme to keep the loners alive?

choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

howling at American inferiority complex

The cunts tell people abroad they're canadian so they don't get treated like the scum they are

>>68970993
>>68970993

business idea: create a containment general for canadians

NEVER had alcohol in my 24 years of living AMA

File: Untitled.png (270KB, 467x285px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 467x285px

NO ONE IS AS STRONG AS THE SERB

>>68971003
excellent

>>>/CUM/

File: 1443941332513.png (10KB, 489x423px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 489x423px

Have to be at the hospital by 7:30 for surgery

16 and pregnant is a real show in America

>>68971024
what surgery la

File: 1471435494444.jpg (304KB, 778x783px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 778x783px

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶦᶰ ᵗᵒʷᶰ

>>68971024
what type of surgery lad

>>68971024

what's wrong, anon?

File: moz.jpg (131KB, 620x417px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 620x417px

I AM A BOLLOCK AND I NEED TO BE CRUSHED

>>68970973
I like darts

>>68971024
hope you break on through the other side brother

yanks out

leafs out

reddtiors out

wenger out

wilshere in

howe in

>>68971024
2pm for a biopsy
blood christmas eh?

>>68971031
>>68971039
>>68971041
it's bad luck to tell

File: Ozil_Get_Fucked.gif (116KB, 368x400px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 368x400px

>>68971058

when leafs go to 4chan they should be redirected to some shitty containment thread and that is the only place they can post
howling at the thought of one giant thread filled with leafs

>>68971053

find a way to play virtual p2p or turn based darts online and ill give you a game

File: lisicki's wild ride.jpg (877KB, 796x1280px) Image search: [Google]

877KB, 796x1280px

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay
To mold Me man? Did I solicit thee
From darkness to promote me?

>>68970972
'sheed

>>68970974
Yeah but they still have AIDS

>>68971072
>howling at the thought of one giant thread filled with leafs
just visit reddit

>>68971072

yanks are even fucking worse on /brit/

literally pretend to be docile and relaxed so they can join the big british lad cool club

none of you will ever be one of US

playing chase the string with the so called 'kot

>>68971072
Wouldn't be an issue if you'd shut your fat kike trap for 5 minutes, lad

Honest opinion: yanks are pure shit, australians are alright, kiwis are good, brits are the standard, thailad is shit

>>68971092
haha well they will be one of "US" hahahaha but not "us" the word, heh... *melts into the shadows* *resolidifies in the shadows* oh cripes er ive got myself stuck to the floor hahahahahahahahhhhhhahhahahaahhaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gfffffbbbbfbfbfwbassdsasa

File: vlcsnap-2016-12-23-06h20m27s900.jpg (59KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 640x480px

the fucking size of those quality streets

File: 1482375525659.jpg (260KB, 615x461px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 615x461px

wondering who here is a newfag and who actually remembers are rose

File: Harumph_harump.gif (27KB, 416x428px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 416x428px

>yanks are even fucking worse on /brit/
>literally pretend to be docile and relaxed so they can join the big british lad cool club
>none of you will ever be one of US

>tfw to high test for cara

File: 1476144402337.jpg (474KB, 1619x1725px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 1619x1725px

>>68971106
>thailad is shit

>>68971109

i said US as in the emphasis of us, not U.S for United States, kiwi

>>68971094
what is 'kot short for
or did you just put an apostophe next to "kot" to make it seem like you're a cool brit who knows all the cool /brit/ gimmicks
rope yourself

>>68971109
Starting to consider you kiwis are worse than leafs but there are so few of you so you can hide your power levels

>>68971117
i doubt it she is a lesbian

fun fact: 90% of all anime posted in /brit/ is posted by canadians

>>68971127
ah yes, the so called "poo peelander"
shant be reading this post
*plays with 'kot*

>>68971112
they're so small now
waste of money
I'd rather buy the big off-brand tin with more good sweets

File: christmas.png (143KB, 313x313px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 313x313px

>>68971106

rank:

leafs
kiwis
aussies
brits
yanks

>call your thread /brit/
>not even that many brits post in it
Ah yes

>>68971131
nah kiwis are alright hahaha

leafs suck through and through tho

>>68971134
I'm a girl

>>68971144
I'm alright though

>>68971140
you read my entire post, don't deny it yankypoo
also poo peelander is a /cric/ and /rug/ gimmick, please don't appropriate it

>>68971144
I'm assuming this is from worst to best because there's absolutely no fucking reason to put leafs on top otherwise

>>68971127
APRICOT maybe lol

>>68971126alrigjt alan the autist clarence the cant take a joke dont fucking shit yourself

>>68971131
theres only 2 of us haha and ive only been in the country for a couple of wees haha weeks* hahaha its probably ALL me you hate...its me... the architect of all your pain

>>68971147

probably because they're all asleep, joe

File: revi-004-1fh50y9.png (279KB, 640x368px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 640x368px

>>68971136
got a problem with anime son

File: 1479270404874.png (321KB, 480x650px) Image search: [Google]

321KB, 480x650px

>>68971106
>kiwis are good
you leafs sure are dumb lol

>>68971151
Maybe, going to need to observe more posts

>>68971143
hello thailad

>>68971175
hello

rank:

aussies
leafs
brits
yanks
kiwis

>>68971131
he's a brit tourist mate

>68971158
are you the same RUNT who told me to "go back to /brit/" yesterday?

seems like you are. do NOT like you ONE bit if im honest with you.

>>68971144
Excellent post

>>68971154
>>68971162
he's saying to rank them you illiterate fucking troglodytes

>>68971162
>>68971154


its not ranked you fucking idiots its just a list for you to rank

slavs are scum

>>68971173
they make good bollocks posts and dont take themselves seriously, which is the completel oppositeof the leaf posters

>>68971188
oh well here is my ranking: from best to worst

>>68971178

rank:

my farts

>>68971195
>they make good bollocks posts
literally and unironically ALL me

>>68971186
>>68971188
I'm alright though

>>68971186
>>68971188
ROARING

>>68971177
how is your morning developing?

>>68971186
>>68971188

BASED CAPPED WITNESSED YANKS LEAFS BTFO

File: vlcsnap-2016-12-23-06h25m37s661.jpg (57KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 640x480px

I fucking love this sketch
something this risqué can't exist any more

>>68971173
*stops posting*

>>68971188
>>68971186
I knew leafs wouldn't get 1st

daily reminder that if kiwi posters had yank flags attached to their posts they would be hated even more than yanks

kiwis are by far the worst /brit/ posters

Imagine this: being a yank

Fucking christ, the thought of it gives me the ol' bone marrow cancer

File: 1481725503832.jpg (339KB, 1169x679px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 1169x679px

>>68971186
>>68971188

>>68971194
yes. our men are low test ugly losers and women are trashy whores

File: 1481880072263.gif (418KB, 600x350px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 600x350px

>>68971224
probably aha

>>68971225
Great, hope it's terminal

File: 1475526356457.jpg (31KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 601x508px

>>68971218

>>68971186
>>68971188

screaming leafs actually thought they won something

haha im the worst kiwi poster of all time and im completely exempt from this hate because i am from great britain lol.... once i go back to the 'sbury you wont notice my posts at all..... yes.... i see now.....ahhhh......*watches the news*

>>68971144
best to worst
aussies
kiwis
leafs
yanks
brits

File: 1481312872135.jpg (90KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 1024x768px

borb

>>68971144
Brits
Yanks
Aussies
Kiwis

POWER GAP

INFINITE VOID

...


...


the unspeakable posters known as l**fs

>>68971224
fuck off mate my posts are quality
>>68971251
when do you go back to 'kinghamshire

File: 8758CA8C-2174-47F4-94CF-EFEAC03E9800-1022-0000013A534AEA1F_tmp.jpg (25KB, 873x774px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 873x774px

>yank """humour"""

>>68971194
t. triggered leb
>>68971231
t. pedojew

>>68971237
is that Japan?

>>68971224
literally unironically unequivocally and metaphorically all me

>>68971259

can't remember the last time i saw a good l**f, kiwi or aussie post

yanks are pretty 50/50

File: 1481304681364.png (991KB, 900x1000px) Image search: [Google]

991KB, 900x1000px

HOW many KIDS do you want to have?
>picture related

Australians and Canadians are the only good posters if i'm being entirely honest. poms and yanks DO supplement occasionally.

>>68971260
leaving on monday the 2nd and returning to the sceptred isle on wednesday (the 4th) x

>>68971265
ctfu... u a yank tho lbvs

>>68971282
zero because i'm antinalist

>>68971282
Wish humanity didn't exist tbqh

File: 1481564331296.jpg (25KB, 228x221px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 228x221px

>tfw I've been the most prolific Canadian poster here for years now so most of the hate for use is probably just for me

>>68971288
all poms do here is complain about the weather and the government, which is fair enough really as they do have shitty weather and government

>>68971301
>>68971282
antinatalist*
im also dumb

finished my 6am snack will check in later to see you lads try and fail to integrate into brit culture

>>68971305
reddit

need a boyfriend

>>68971278
Aussies make good posts, just not in /brit/

>>68971321
alri lad

>>68971282
like 3 would be ideal

>>68971321
Hip hip cheerio

leafs are terrible on /sp/, not as bad as y*nks though

68971315

>>68971340
abysmal post

>having any less than 7 kids
You're the reason the white race is dying out 2bh

>>68971321
Enjoy xx

File: the so called treatment.jpg (274KB, 1681x662px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 1681x662px

both failed

what next?

>>68971328
alri? up for a chat? a chat and a cat in a hat? been surrounded by yanks and canadians for the past like 100 hours and the australians pulling their strings... a harrowing expeeearience! to be sure

>>68971359
being yourself?

>>68971359
death

doing a listen

https://soundcloud.com/mikael-miksu-kuula/lil-ugly-mane-x-denzel-curry

>>68971355

later lad hope ur surgery goes well if ur that poster x

File: web-peep-show-ch4.jpg (174KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 1024x768px

*blocks your path*

>>68971359
Just cheer up

>>68971375
no turkey

File: 12086341489.jpg (28KB, 680x583px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 680x583px

thailadd!!!!!!

File: 6F6D974B-CC9B-4E8B-AF95-CD9E2E0303CA-1022-0000013FE7134170_tmp.png (781KB, 516x849px) Image search: [Google]

781KB, 516x849px

Just got back from the film festival lads

Too much hype on this one, overrated in my opinion

>>68971359
beer

>>68971353
because quality often goes with quantity

>>68971362
I would but i've 0nly got time to do like one more bentpost then i have to be off

>>68971359
Bupropion is interesting because it reuptakes dopamine. Feels similar to cocaine imo.

>>68971267
ivan you have to go back

>>68971373
I not that poster lad but i hope it goes well for him too

File: mark.gif (479KB, 500x275px) Image search: [Google]

479KB, 500x275px

>>68971375

post young cute marky

File: yukio.jpg (149KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 500x500px

*lies in wait for you*

File: 30181323-01_big.jpg (41KB, 400x419px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 400x419px

>>68971384

File: 1473845363801.png (80KB, 180x339px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 180x339px

>>68971408
I think this is from season 1 when he shags a goth chick

willies > fannies

>>68971426
bit gay

>>68971425
Could floor David Mitchell if I wanted to no problem

>>68971426

cracking post x

Nose>lips>eyes>teeth>hair

got tight boxers on aha my bum looks really nice and thick x

kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UWPFnUfFzw

business idea: cirrhosis of the liver

business idea: filter thailand

>>68971458
>>68971458
>>68971458
>>68971458

>>68971282
probably 1 or 2
maybe 0, maybe 6
no fucking clue

>>68971452
dont believe you xx

>>68971462
janny will NOT be pleased with you

File: 1481205595361.jpg (9KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 240x240px

>>68971459
>he hasnt already filtered the runt

>a girl will never wiggle her naked arse in your direction

>>68971282
4

want to become an art thief and go to the netherlands and steal all their good paintings

>>68971485
devilish