Stereotypes that are true for you

i have adidas tracksuit

When I was 18 I had adidas set that included everything from underpants to a hat

>>68969151
Why?

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I work at a mill in the weekend. Because i fucking love wood and old technology. Can't help myself.

>>68969191
I liked it. It was fake adidas but it looked better than other brands

>>68969085
I fuck sheep

I can't into English for shit

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>>68969230
Russia, we are friends, but that's weird

I'm a depressive alcoholic

I am lazy and melancholic

>>68969288
I don't live in Moscow so there only place where I could buy clothes back there was big market. There were only some shitty Chinese brands and fake adidas, nike.

Poutine is delicious.

I eat vegemite every single day.

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>>68969207
>i fucking love wood

I'm lazy

I don't know any stereotypes

>>68969385
No, that is not what....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LANGUAGE! I KILL YOU
kankervarken

I'm actually Colombian

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Guns.

sushi
small eyes
I hate Korea

>>68969207
You better wear clogs while you do this.

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>>68969085
I like hamburgers.
I am fat.
I have a bunch of firearms.
I'm not too smart.
I have an American flag on the house I live in.
I'm usually a shy faggot but when I'm comfortable I'm loud and probably annoying.

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I'm a flaming faggot

>>68969628
And no shirt. Every stereotype is true. lol

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>>68969085
Same but I can do you one better. Not only do I like burgers but I always carry a map containing every location of my favorite burger joint within a tristate area. It's in my wallet, so I never leave the house without it.

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>>68969207
>ywn be a windmiller

>>68969687
Can't you just memorize it?

>>68969085
I'm fat as fuck and probably retarded in some capacity

>>68969701
>nieuw zeeland
>not building windmills

Where did it all go wrong?

>>68969687
Haha this is great. Like a Michelin guide.

I have kangaroos in my front yard

I eat lots of cheese, one baguette per day and frogs/snails once or twice a year.

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>>68969712
I know a lot of the ones in SoCal, but what if I go upstate or something? I could always Google it I guess, but I like the novelty of having it.
>>68969773
Somewhat. Not as detailed though, just simple directions

>>68969085
I'm lazy as fuck.

>>68969874
whoa! This is something i want to do while visiting America. This is awesome.

>>68969237
Is that the only kiwi stereotype there is?

I had a small bear cub for a month, also I have bear pelt on the floor in other house and temperature -42C outside cyka

>>68969944
New Zealand has no culture

i regularly fuck my sister

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>>68970080
But neither do we and we have a very strong stereotype in foreign media

>>68969085
I am white :^)

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>>68970058
>I have bear pelt on the floor in other house and temperature -42C outside

I love it. Can i come over?

what are the norwegian stereotypes

>>68970152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwfdYnSj5Vg

And i love it.

I've seen elves

>>68970209
Tall, blond, silly accents, good-looking, will protest that their culture is totally different from Sweden even though it's identical. Also fjords everywhere.

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>>68970177
Ofc, but why?

>>68970234
Do you killed it?

>>68970209
Vikings, black metal, church burnings, luttefisk, and a flimsy justice system.

>>68970261
Because it is great to visit Russia. Amazing other world.

>>68970152
it's because of steve irwin

>>68970209
You eat humen flesh and worship Satan

I feel insulted if a person doesn't meet me on time.

>>68970261
That picture reminds me of looking out the window of my grandma's house when I was a child.
It wasn't in Russia, but it doesn't snow much where I lived, so being at my grandma's was very cool as it'd snow for a long time and very much.
It was relaxing being in her old house and watching it pile up as it froze outside.
Very comfy.

>>68970352
Are you strong?

I have really bad teeth
I'm extremely judgemental of other classes
I don't like French people
I don't put my ketchup in the fridge

>>68970357
Hello, father.
He's always been VERY scheduled, and expects it from literally everyone he meets. It's borderline autism.
He also has German heritage, so go figure.

>>68970357
Do you wake up at 5:00 AM every day?

>>68969237
Are you Pakistani too?

>>68969398
Small penis

>>68969479
Gib FAL

I drink like there is no tomorrow.

>>68970357
I work for a German company, planning and schedules are the backbone of the organization. Want to talk to someone? You better schedule a meeting point in the agenda or Andreas is going to fuck you up.

>>68970357
Eh, this is common fucking sense. (no I do not have any german heritage)

>>68970601
No Germans take it to an other level. They are insulted if you don't plan your shit.

>>68970386
So it's true...some people don't like us ? Unironically ?

Ohhh

I don't read (unless it's biology related scientific literature)

I love burgers

>>68971436
We all go to south to France every year.
France should shut the fuck up.

>>68969085
i love poutine so much, and i like maple syrup.

>>68970357
>a country where it is normal for people to say "see you at 14:30" and then they are actually at the place at 14:30

HOW DO I MOVE TO GERMANY

I'm fat.

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I am the proud owner of a traditional American full-size sedan with a V8 engine, and I don't give a shit about horsepower per liter statistics or the fact that it's a 2008 car built on a platform from 1979

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I have no idea what a stereotypical hungarian is like

>can't go a day without watching football
>used to drive a volkswagen beetle
>smoke pot a lot
>eat pizza without toppings

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>>68971837
>>eat pizza without toppings
I seen some shit.

I like kiełbasa, potato and cabbage dishes.

>>68971674
Silly Dutchie, France can't talk

>>68971902
Kielbasa is based as fuck

>Own guns
>Have semi-bad teeth
>Enjoy country music
>Despise hippies and communism

t. Arkansas, USA

I'm unemployed

I'm very fat
I eat fast food multiple times a week
I drink soda every day

>>68971663
Eyyy boss I'm a bio major and I should read and keep up with studies. What journals should I check out?

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>>68969085
I'm actually gay and gets fucked by ~15 guys on grindr and tinder a year, while competition with our white women is at an all time high because of sand niggers.

I hate people.

There are not relevant stereotypes for us, everyone just assume we are mexicans.

I study for at least 9 hours per day.

>>68972377
Not true. We think of you as extra violent Mexicans.

>>68969207
>Can't help myself.
That's nothing to be embarrassed about, toothpaste.

>>68969479
Is that an R700?

>>68969687
>In-N-Out
MY NIGGA

>>68969865
Tbh this is normal for everyone in france, can't beat fresh bread & pain au chocolat in the morning

>>68971794
Keyser Soze

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>>68969085
I like maple syrup, the real kind.

>>68971837
>eat pizza without toppings
So, naan bread?

>Multiple cups of tea a day
>Goes to the pub a lot
>Superiority complex
>Always moaning about the weather

I can only drive automatic
I love fast food
I love country music

>>68969398
You guys are all horny.

>>68972595
>I can only drive automatic

It's the way of the future burgerbro. Everyone here is still stuck in the "lol git gud scrub stickshift masterrace ftw" mindset but modern automatics are just plain better in my opinion.

>>68972443
I love to show you the mill. While you tell me your culture. I love this shit.

>>68970209
Growing up I didn't even know of your country. I only knew Sweden and Denmark.

>>68972813
Show us about the mill pls

On two separate occasions I Found a red belly black snake and a king brown snake in my backyard

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>>68969085
pic related makes me hard

i am stupid

>>68970357
No you're just a reasonable human being.

I like countries because of blood heritage and sometimes talk as if I am from them
I absorb other cultures, for example I own an adidas set and flat cap
I love guns so fucking much
I didn't get past high school and live in a suburban area, hate beaners with all my heart
I think we were the major factor in winning WWII but that's because it's fucking true and not a stereotype cocksucker REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68972283
Nature

I call everyone cunt even my family and ride a kangaroo to school

>>68970386
Who the fuck puts ketchup on the fridge? Cold ketchup is horrible and it gets a sauer taste and loses its saltiness

>>68972847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tf-6oFNqTA

>>68969085

im suicidal

>>68972785
>driving and gas guzzling pussy automatic like the fag ypu are
>not having that control on your car
Kys

>>68970357

do you have scat fetish?

>>68971837
https://youtu.be/NNIYob8nC7o

>>68969085
I live in commieblock

>>68973037
Why is your flag not Japan

>>68973035
My dick hard.

Welke molen is dit?

>>68973101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVQX7j8rL0c


The clogs are for hiding our big dicks.

>>68973096

because i have no honor

I eat pizza at least 3 times a week.
If it's not pizza then it's pasta

I'm nihilist (2dark4you) and I fuck foreign qt3.14

i go to sauna every day

When I get naked, I'll get talkative

>>68973270
As long you make these dark comic novels. I will fuck you up online. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>68970386
>>68972997
Cold ketchup is ok. Cold peanut butter is a mortal sin.

I really, really like muh pupusas, as well as muh beans with fried plantain bananas.

I am an in immigrant in Germany (as a student tho) but right now at home for Christmas.
I'm lazy as fuck. Do siesta everyday after lunch for at least 2h.
Go to bed very late and have diner at 10 pm.
I only cook with olive oil.
I support bullfighting.
I'm usually late to appointments.
I enjoy martinez'ing qt foreign girls, but German girls are horrible.

>>68973318
that's gay

>>68973904
"horrible" in terms of looks, or in terms of manners/attitude?

>>68973925
Both, but especially attitude.

>>68973936
How so?

>>68973904
>I support bullfighting.

Every Spanish flag here on /int/ says they don't.

>>68973936
Examples of bad attitude you've seen?

>>68969085
I'm brown and worship white people

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>>68973989
Truly my favourite foreign cunt.

>>68974015
Thanks sir

>>68973945
>>68973982
I live in a students' town In the south next to the French border which is famous for it's technical university. Girls there are entitled af since they are a minority. Even the uggos think they are special.
Regarding their personalities, German girls use to have the same hobbies, same clothes, same stubborn and career oriented characters. In my experience they are just able to talk about university when you date them, they are really bland and uninteresting. Also kinda robotic and soulless.

I'm very exigent when it come to cuisine.
>I was extremly triggered when my dutch roomate stored wine outside when it was humid. 80% and 32°C
I also have a marinière

>>68973955
Because most Spaniards on /int/ are filthy commie neets.

>>68974144
Eh, it is like that everywhere from my experience

>>68974144
>Germans have no souls
It all makes sense now.

>>68974199
In my experience Russian girls are rather golddiggers but usually had interesting personalities and hobbies. Also better looks for sure.

>>68974144
Now that you mention this, the only nice germans I've met were men.

>>68974183
Not the ones of /esp/. I find it weird how posters of your general are different from the average ones.

I've always gotten the sense that german girls are cunty. Dunno why. Maybe I'm unfairly judging them because of Merkel but I think it might have been from even before that.

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I live in a slum, I guess.
I mean, I'm 2 nerd 4 football, carnaval or anything else associated with Brazil.

>>68969085
i like drinking vodka

>>68974293
French grills, best grills. In fact, my current gf is a frog.

>this, the only nice germans I've met were men.
I can second this.
>/esp/
Barely go there, that general seemed pretty cancerous everytime I went there. I unironically enjoy /deutsch/ more.

Product of incest.
Had a sheep as childhood pet.
Kill whales.
Dislike danes.

>>68969793
Underrated comfy feeling seeing kangaroos on farm properties in the early morning and evening hoping around in the sunset

>>68974447
>Product of incest.
How are your parents related

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>>68970357
>AUTISM IS A GERMAN STEREOTYPE

>>68972861
Ill add too this I live in the inner city and have found multiple redback spiders around the house and one time a magpie flew down the chimney and ate some of my roommates food

Use terms like 'get fucked' and call friends 'Cunt'

Drink a beer almost every day

Eat Vegimite almost every fay

Banter 24 / 7

>>68974466
3rd cousins. But there must have been lots further back, as there only lived about 2000 people here for a millennia, with almost no immigration.

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>>68974676
My grandparents are 1st cousins. Similar situation, small community living in the middle of nowhere (in this case, the jungle).

Get on my inbreeding level, pleb.

>>68972482
>pain au chocolat

Chocolatine*, silly rosbeef. You don't see me walking around and calling your tea "pompous water" now do you ?
As for the stereotypes part, I'm as grumpy as a French should be.

>>68974438
>Dating a gabacha
Que asco

>>68974831
>chocolatine
Topkek

I'm actually (slightly) brown

I'm always late

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>>68975761

>>68969085
If I don't eat bread once a day I'd probably die.

>>68974831
>chocolatine
Sors immédiatement de ce fil, mon gars.

>>68974831
>In the United States, English Canada, and Australia they are often referred to as "chocolate croissants

How triggered are you?

Eat kimchi everyday
Good at game

French guy here :
- I like cheeze and bread
- I'm a cheater and a player
- I like litterature and philosophy
- I prefere aristocracy to democracy
- I like my country and think it's one of the best
- I like fashon

>>68974932
A parte de friegaplatos, gay, no?

I have been to Paris and disappointed

My name's Ivan, my alcoholic drink of choice is vodka, as I'm typing this I'm standing below the Motherland monument (more or less the same thing for this city as the Eiffel tower or the Hollywood sign are for theirs), smoking a Pryluky cig, wearing a tracksuit. Actually I'll slavsquat now; if I'm being a parody of a slav, might as well go the whole nine blyads.

Right, nice and comfy now, let's continue. I have a wall rug in my room (I worked at a rug factory once, by the way). My father is a Ukrainian nationalist, and through my Russian mother (oh, right, I'm half Russian and 1/4 Jewish, there's some more stereotypes for you) I'm distantly related to Nabokov and Tolstoi (through the Rakhmaninovs) and that makes me distantly related to almost every famous Russian writer and composer from the 19th century to around 1930.

One of my grandfathers died from cancer in his early 60s, probably because he spent like 20 years working in a Donbass mine. He was Siberian, almost forgot to mention that. My other grampa is a former Party member who got rich in the 90s in ways I've never asked about because who the fuck asks people what they did in the 90s. Now he's a complete Russian vatnik who believes in Putin almost religiously and hates Ukraine. His father, in turn, was an OG Communist Party man and a pretty famous oil scientist in his circles. My great grandfather (not the commie Gramps line) was a Jewish Soviet dissident and a WWII vet from Stalingrad. Before this starts to look like a memoir, I'll just say without going into detail that different branches of my family have to do with the origins of Hassidism, with Russian Old Believers, the People's Will yobos (basically pre-Decembrist wannabe terrorists who were comically inept), and possibly the Uniate Church (Eastern Catholic sect in West Ukraine, a historical prank that went too far).

>>68976576
fuck off, Kim
we know your dog eating meme is real

>>68977661
What else was there? I love pelmeni I guess, borsch is in my top 3 too. I've shot an AK. I listen to a lot of TATU. I made it through a substantial part of the last two years through money I made from small time crime. The last time I saw my then-best friend was when we fought over a bottle of vodka and he burst my nose, but I held onto that fucking bottle so I'll say it's a draw at worst. A friend of mine has been trying to peddle caviar to anyone who'll listen for a few weeks, he came across like ten kilogram of that shit somehow but no one wants it.

Holy fuck, I didn't expect to write such a wall of text -- because I didn't really understand I'm apparently a caricature of a Slav. Do I win the Walking Meme award of this thread?

>>68969085

I own several guns including an ar15

>>68970209
Black metal And church burning

>>68969085
I actually am a monkey.

>>68977713
you should google"Ttongsul"
traditional korean wine made from kid's poo

>>68977661
This is beautiful.

>>68970209
eating wales but not critisised just because whito
a fucking oil jew

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>>68974447
>had a sheep as a pet
Sounds sick as hell

I am not a monkey, favela, or something like that.
Is there any more stereotype?

>>68971984
ju teimu furansu

>>68977787
d-do you fap while listening to TATU?

Drink tea every day
Complain about the weather
Am grumpy
Another true stereotype is that the weather is shit here, and it's true. If it's not raining then it's grey or cold

>>68977950
Do you like funk?

Im upset when the bus or tube is 2 mins late because that will fuck up my schedule

>>68969085
i eat baguette every day and i like frog legs and snails

I am a great cook
I smoke a lot

I fit the sterotype of the brazilian red neck

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>BR on vacation in Italy
I love bunda and football.

>>68974831
>chocolatine
et puis quoi encore ?

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>>68978426
And beaches. Bunda, beer, meat and beaches

I am a simple man.

>>68972482
some rosbeef with great taste
i'll be happy to share my bread with you my friend

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>>68969085
I am autistic drunk.

>>68978547
what does it say

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>>68976077
>mfw just imagining anglos saying this http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uh6Iev6UKI

>>68969085
>median fold
>blonde hair
>autistic sperg

>>68971794
alien

>>68978583
Respect traditions. Alcohol and homicide are traditionally related to each other in Finland. 80 % of Finnish homicides are made drunk.

>>68978583
80℅ of all homicides in Finland happen under the influence of alcohol

I'm very romantic

>>68969701
holy fuck this image scared the shit out of me because its actually what im doing rn

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>I say that I am poor / am seen as poor by my legal friends but still live very comfortably
>I speak meexican
>I am the only white person at my job
>I have a bmi over 30

i guess that americans have a reputation for "learn our language dammit" but knowing spanish just reflects the fact I am bathed in beanerspeak every day and have come to understand it

>>68974676
>>68974749
but cousins wedding is legal

>>68978741
>>68978755
Really?You guys are lying.

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>>68978819
>says hes romantic
>doesn't speak spanish

>>68977426
What the fuck are you saying?

>>68977426
>>68979078
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

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I really really like fish and potatoes
I own several of those wool sweaters
Half of my family work in the oil biz
Eat whale about once a year
Have two cabbins. One by the fjord and another in the mountain. Once every year my family and i go up to the mountain cabbin solely to chop and stack wood for an entire weekend.
I like cross country skiing
My mother is retired and lives in Gran Canaria. I travel there once every year.
I probably drink to much.
I actually have an ornate cheese slicer inherrited from my grandfather.

>>68979552

And i like black metal

>>68969207
Mooi hoor.

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>>68978950
It's true though. Alcohol is by far #1 killer here.

I am slow.
I drink too much.
Speak a little russian.
Enjoy being able to avoid bureaucracy by doing everything online.
Proud of my country.
Get insanely butthurt when foreigners think that we are russians.
I dont know what our stereotypes are.

>>68969085
I love guns, tits, booze, bacon, burgers, deep fried things and hate the government.

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>>68980746

>>68978896
Arizona?

>>68969085
I like tacos

>>68970397
my father wakes up at 4.30 for real

>>68970152
>>68970212
This is what an Australian is to me;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mmKcFCAC_Q

>>68969085
I like Sauerkraut. Excellent supplement if done right.

Also I drink quite a lot of beer

I smoke cigarettes
I eat snail
I love wine and fromage
Very very proud of my country
I speak roughly to everyone
I can't speak english properly
>>68980845
I'm sure there is a rebel flag at the back of your truck

>>68970209
I don't know but you guys have shit hair genetics, even your women.

>>68970212
wanna live in the bush

>>68969085
I drink tea and hate the french

>>68981214
>hate the french
We all do.

>>68981235
kill yourself

>>68981235
rude

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I'm playing this as we speak. Making gift deliveries to 10 different cities until Jan 1st will unlock special cosmetic content that can't be accessed otherwise. Merry Christmas!

>>68970209
oilniggers

>>68980941
ohio! i just live in a latino pocket. i'm surprised that there are so many mexicans here with our winters being so cold

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>>68969085
I am tall.
I am blond.
I have blue eyes.
I like cheese.
I eat bread with chocolate flakes as breakfast.
I drink a lot of coffee.
I am greedy.
I am only browsing, not buying.
I can speak English.
I own at least 2 bicycles.
I have grown weed in the past.
I have hired Polish people to do cheap labor for me.
I have cancer.

Kanker

>>68969085
At school I pretty much eat cheeseburgers everyday. There is nothing else worth eating at the cafeteria. I'm still a skinny fuck.

>>68969085
I own 3 firearms

>>68981093
>excellent supplement if done right

I agree

what is a croatian stereotype?
i'm white and i dislike serbs

>>68969085
I don`t usually smile to an unknown person.
I am a communist.
I live in a freezing-cold taiga.

>>68982425
Ex-yugo stereotype here: fighter, drunk, intolerant, but a small hart on the inside.

i'm brown and i eat at least 2 bananas per day.
luv football too.

>>68983202
I eat a lot of bananas everyday too.

I'm okay with carnival.
But I don't like football.

I have a huge nose, don't know about other estereotypes

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>>68977661
>>68977787
I'm in love

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>>68969085
Let's see

My favourite season is winter. Mainly due to the fact that's when everyone starts playing hockey, I love hockey. In fact, I got pretty pissed at my friend for not inviting me to play hockey at the rink. I drink a lot of beer, like a lot. I love dipping my bacon in maple syrup, like a treat. When i get home, my sister eats a shit tonne of mac n cheese regardless of time of day. I like wearing plaid and wear toques alot.
>tfw can't grow beard

I'm also an injun and I make fun of white people to my other native friends (specifically *nglos and fr*nch. Others are ok тbh). I hate everything to do with Calgayree. I like bannock, fried or not. Bannock consists of 25% of my food intake. I have a huge family.
I'll unironically get mad at connor mcmeme for not getting a goal like everyone else here.

I also love the tragically hip.
Edmonton is a rock music city, and i love rock

I dunno what else
Cause there's alot more i wouldn't doubt probably

>>68989571
Why do people keep self censoring? Does that happen auto on this board?

Test Test. Anglo. French. Negro. Cuck.

>>68989768
nope, seems to work. It's OK anon your on 4chan you can say naughty words.

>>68977661
>>68977787
nice but do you genocide Poles?
As for me i peel bananas from the "wrong" end

I'm fat :(

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>>68989768
Shelax

>>68989768
It is because they find the words too holy to say in vain online.

>>68969085
I have a safe full of guns.

>>68969207
This sounds really cool. Got any pictures?

>>68969085

I rike anime.

Literally none.

>>68969085
idk what are the french stereotypes

>>68970058
Is true that russians fight against bear cubs while kids on regular basis? Or is just that crazy fuck of kabib?

I drink mate all the day and like football (soccer) like shit, but I'm not outgoing as much as the South American stereotype says.

i eat pasta everyday

What are Croatian stereotypes?

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I love tacos and eat them almost every single day, i play guitar and have used more than once a mariachi suite, drinked tequila and love my mama and mama grande more than any other person in the world
>>68971794
You people are depresive, nationalists, have this cool big white doggos with dreadlocks, eat very fatty meat with palinka to overcome the cold and some of you in the countryside have this big tents made of different animal skins like the Huns used to have (Yurtas?)

I'm extremely white.

>>68974293
>only nice germans i met were men
This, germans are bro tier, pleas make deutchsland great again

>>68991531
Guidos
Arrogant
Lazy/swarthy Slovenes
Rakija/homemade wine

>>68977950
Capoeira, samba, bjj, played tibia or any other mmo and being total cancer

>>68991903
Don't forget the jungle and the caipirinha.

I'm Mexican

>>68991531
>"preoccupati quando vedi un croato sorriderti perché ti ha già fregato"
basically you are assholes

I am a Greek

I love pierogi

>>68974144
I'm a Brit who spent the summer living in Germany and I agree with this, some of the guys that I met there were bros but the women were so plain and boring, I remember meeting an American girl after living there for a few weeks and that's when I realised it wasn't just me as she was like an actual human being compared to the Germans. I don't understand it, it is like they take every single little aspect of life seriously. It fucked me up, it was meant to be a fun working holiday and I left in an existential crisis. The only city with relatively normal people in it was Berlin.

>>68969085
I like big asses

>>68969085
I often eat cheese and baguettes as a meal.
The cheese is often camenbert.

>>68992774
>American
>actual human being

Nah I think it's you m8 who were a bit odd

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>>68992960

>>68970386
Who puts ketchup in the fridge?
Wtf

I'm very overweight and eat fast food most days, I own a few guns and I've never left my state

>>68971731
i know poland is east subconsciously although i don't want admit that

Tbqh I think I'm the least stereotypical burger

>not fat
>don't live in a suburb
>don't even own a car, take public transportation everywhere
>travel internationally several times per year
>hate guns

>>68993768
shit sory for quote!

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>>68993795
>New Yorker detected

>>68993313
i do

>>68993313
i do

>>68993303
In 2016 there is nobody outside of the window for us

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>can make good pierogi
>there is always kiełbasa in my fridge
>I would drink alcohol every day of the week if I could
>butthurt about many things
>not that fond of Germans
Too bad my facial hair genetics are shit so I can't grow myself a nice Wałęsa type moustache. Also I'm not a plumber nor catholic.
>>68993313
I do

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>>68993871
You found me!

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>>68993993
Not true Father.

>>68994033
>the only truly Urban area in the USA

At least your cunt has one.

>>68993795
Sounds like a stereotypical hipster

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>>68989768

>>68994136
Montreal seems pretty nice actually.

>>68994176
See above. Stereotypical New Yorker I'd say.

I like tacos and, uh, I'm not white

>>68969130
>>68969151
lmao same here

I don't own a tracksuit anymore but I sure as hell rocked Adidas and Kappa tracksuits when I was younger. Everybody did, actually.

>>68993795
>public transport
>hates guns

You disgust me urbanfag

I feel superior because i'm french

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>>68994553
:^)

I like Poland and listen to Chopin 24/7

>>68994602
t.rachid

>>68993313
Yeah, my wife and I put ketchup in the fridge too

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>>68994602
>jccs pêh

>>68977950
>>68991903
>>68978260
>>68991983
Not him, but I'm really trying to find a Brazilian stereotype I fit in, and I can't.

On the other hand, I fit quite a lot of regional and city stereotypes.

>>68994670
I got pickpocketed in Brooklyn once.
It wasn't even the worst part of my NY visit.
The whole mid-Atlantic seaboard honestly disgusts me
Everything and mostly everyone from Southern CT to NJ is an abomination

>>68994494
Adidas is shit and overpriced

Regards Puma man

>>68994820
Gotta watch those pockets b

I love working out/strength training
I an average looking guy in Iceland but well above average in the rest of the world
I'm a very nice person to foreigners, as long as they're only tourists.

>>68995014
By sheer luck I had my debit card out of my wallet and in a hoodie pocket, otherwise I would have been in NY with no money.

>>68995769
Sounds like you simply have zero big city skills pal tbqhwyf

>>68969085
I'm extremely good at seducing polish girls

I
>dislike the english
>hate the irish catholics
>like the french
>like irish proddies
>support rangers
>own several kilts
>refuse to eat a sausage roll if there's no tattie scone
>am pale as snow
>am hairy as fuck
>take my porrige salted or plain
if only I could play the pipes or join up 1 SCOTS

>>68995979
That's a fair assessment
I also got once got ripped off by gypsies in Kiev and had to bribe 2 cops for carrying a beer in maidan square (where everyone including 2 small children of about 10 also had beers)

Cities are shit tbqh

>>68969085
My favourite fruit is bananas. It's very tasty and cheap, so I usually take one to eat during work. Of course I eat other fruits as well

>>68977986
jemu ossi la furansu

>>68970058
this is amazing. Russia is so awesome sometimes.

>>68969085
I need to sleep more than the average person. That's probably just deppresion though.

>>68969085
i like reggaeton

>>68970601
Not here. You invite people over and they come AT LEAST one hour and half later. It's like a common sense only in Brazil that everyone knows except me. One time I came to a party 10 minutes after the appointed time just to find out that the host wasn't even there yet, and everybody just think I'm the wrong one.

I can't even think how foreigners work on corporate level with us.

>>68994707
>tfw i could figure out this sentence
i think i should go back to france before i start talking like a quebecer.

>>68997829

I have a question, I'm a bit fuzzy on some terminology

To someone from an Edinburgh scheme (unless he's a Jambo) you're a weedgie, but you're not a pape or a loyalist, and you're a teddy which is at worst neutral unless your team plays against his in Edinburgh (then you're a hun and an orange cunt for the duration). Are you still a soapdodgin cunt or is that only for the undeniably bad guys, like hearts or pape cunts?

>>68969398
Mexican chinks basically.

>>68969659
with a superiority complex?

I'm a monkey
I eat bananas all day
I live in a fucking ghetto full of drug dealers, trannies and hookers
The ghetto where i live is near a tropical beach with 40°C the entire year
I have a big ass wife
I love soccer
I'm butthurt with germans because of 7-1

And i ruin every online game spamming huehuehuehue

>>69004754
Man fuck you

You pretty much described my dream life just now, and in that casual way like it's no biggie, you lucky viado

Fuck you, Washington da Silva

>>68972283
I'm into microbio so I read the journals of the American Society of Microbio

>>69004906
...you would like to live in a favela?

>>69005240
Fuck yes I would