Watch it India. I've got my eye on poo

I think India should not change.
It's like a world heritage thing. You ever wanted to just poo on the street? Just go to India!!
It's the same like in Germany you have nude beaches, in Finland you have nice saunas, in Japan you have loli hentai, in America you have slut and nigger culture, in Saudi Arabia you have sharia law and all that; and in India you can poo on the street!!
They should make it a tourist attraction desu.

i feel like britain and india are like two old friends who can't stop bantering and "taking the piss" out of each other but are actually quite fond of each other underneath it all

>>68966700
fuck off you stupid fat dumb yank cunt

>>68966771

yo dude come on man that's not very nice haha it's christmas man come on that hurt my feelings lol

>>68966647
Then why did europe get out of plague, rats, dark ages , and londoners throwing their poop on their streets when that was the part of european heritage? Are you communists, throwing away your culture like that?

India should install phones next to toilets so when people dont know how to use them they can call support.

>>68968143
westerners only believe in aboriginal/foreigner culture

they want to make everyone else a walk-in museum for posterity to remind themselves of their own universality and hubris

truly pig-dogs in disguise

>>68968215
Who does India outsource to?

>>68966853
this fucking post actually made me laugh

>>68968440
same

>>68968418
bangladesh
i think all indian software and telco companies do outsourcing to bangladesh

>>68966700
You thought wrong. I hate India and I hate Indians. I wish we'd never had anything to do with their disgusting country and I wish none of them had ever come over here. They're the most repulsive people on Earth on so many levels. They have the smallest dicks in the world, they're very unattractive, their diet means they smell horrible, and they're generally rude, unpleasant and entitled everywhere they go because of the way they're socialised back in India where being 'rich' enough to escape means you're treated as some kind of God by even more pathetic Indians.

>>68966647
Mate girls in Europe are way sluttier than most American girls. Not everywhere in America is a Miami Nightclub in the Jersey shore special.

>>68966700
You thought wrong. I hate britain and I hate brits. I wish we'd never had anything to do with their disgusting country and I wish none of them had ever come over here. They're the most repulsive people on Earth on so many levels. They have the smallest brains in the world, they're very unattractive, their diet means they smell like ice cubes, and they're generally rude, unpleasant and entitled everywhere they go because of the way they're brainwashed back in uk where being 'rich' enough to have a leave-home license means you're treated as some kind of God by even more pathetic brits.

>>68968795
>their diet means they smell like ice cubes
Uh, what do you use to make your ice cubes?

>>68966211
>Be the British Empire
>See backwards country with people shitting everywhere
>I want this place for my empire

File: condoms-too-big-for-indian-men-by-damian-grammaticus-bbc-1563477[1].png (103KB, 500x668px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 500x668px

>>68968795
>they have the smallest brains in the world

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=average+iq+india
>average indian IQ: 82
>82
>Eight two

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=average+iq+uk
>average UK IQ: 100
>global average
>18 points ahead of India's

Give up Papoojeet, your 'upper-class elite' is comparable in intelligence to the average man on the street here.

File: 10568020_10204140135405297_824686455_n.jpg (22KB, 633x350px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 633x350px

>>68968815
I'm not sure i wanna know.

>>68968815
Perhaps the holy water of the Ganges, the most poluted river in the entire world

Seriously guys, that river is even worse than bathing in a nuclear plant

File: t7uwRVN.jpg (81KB, 584x584px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 584x584px

>>68968795
That was a pretty good roundabout of indians desu.

>>68968977
Except britain was shitting everywhere at that time too. Even more than indians.

>>68968573
If you had nothing to do with india then you'd still be an irrelevant isolated backwater island getting assraped by france.

>>68969203
OK. That's not true but it's hardly relevant. Your country is extremely poor and your countrymen are stupid and have microdicks compared to brits. Regardless of our respective histories I know where any sane person would rather live.

Stop making fun on India, we need them to fight against Islam in the WWIII. They will nuke Pakistan.

BRITS SMELL LIKE ICE CUBES

>>68969229
No one talked about today, Im just talking about your history, which is is just shameful that an indian knows more about england than a native. If you never enslaved ireland you would have never reached india, and if you never reached india you would never had an empire. And talking about hygiene, just look up on wikipedia why your sewage system was created and what did it look like before that everywhere (there was shit(literally) all over london). And before that you had the bubonic plague which just exposed how much filth you lived in.

File: faraday.jpg (3MB, 2934x4013px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2934x4013px

>>68969324
>>68969229

EXCREMENT IN THE PARLIAMENT

>>68969324
>Im just talking about your history, which is is just shameful that an indian knows more about england than a native.
Shameful perhaps. but hardly shocking. It's easy to see why an Indian would want to find out about our history. What would be puzzling is anyone from the UK learning anything about India past what we're forced to learn in school.
>And talking about hygiene, just look up on wikipedia why your sewage system was created and what did it look like before that everywhere (there was shit(literally) all over london). And before that you had the bubonic plague which just exposed how much filth you lived in.
So what? I was born in 1995, why would I care what things used to be like hundreds of years ago? The majority of Indians still have to live in similar circumstances today...

>>68969324
So why arent indians creating sewage systems?
You could just check wikipedia how brits did it.

>>68969393
lol who said anything about you learning about india, I said its shameful you dont even know about your own country and its just proved again by your current post

Is not this a common practice in Asia? In China it is common to shit on the street and in Japan people pay money to the girls to shit over them.

Are their habits and we should respect it.

How can i take India seriously when their national anthem sounds like the opening from some cheesy bollywood film?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yMvU73Wr7Q

Ay least you americans got Paul Blart

>>68969417

>why aren't indians creating sewage systems

took the brits a while to do it too... Give them time :)

Europeans will be irrelevant in a couple of generations. if I were Indian, I wouldn't care about being insulted by a geriatric, dying population that had its place in the sun in the past and is ready to be cast into the shadow

File: civ1.jpg (43KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 640x400px

>>68969477
Dudes sure could translate Vedas but cant translate 1 wikipage about sewage systems.

File: Pepe-and-Wojak-Christmas.png (57KB, 712x915px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 712x915px

>>68969371
>bring it back XD

>>68969546

I didn't know Pepe have hairy ass.

>>68966647
kek
german poster is best poster

>>68969444
>Are their habits and we should respect it
>Terrible english

Forocochero

>>68969915

No me toques los huevos que me acabo de levantar.

>>68969965
Pues acuéstate

>>68968500
>i think
no m8. you think wrong

>>68968795
#Britblasted

>>68968795
Kekarooni

>>68966647
kek
fpbp

File: patrick-bateman-wookmark-317517.jpg (38KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 500x500px

>>68968440
Same here

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

File: 1482312859281.jpg (35KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 200x200px

>>68966647
Fpbp

File: trivandram.jpg (514KB, 1024x681px) Image search: [Google]

514KB, 1024x681px

>>68966211
>T. int
>Wanting to poo in loo instead of pic related

File: indian education.jpg (439KB, 1484x1324px) Image search: [Google]

439KB, 1484x1324px

Reminder:
They named their satelite scatsat

File: 1482140809852.jpg (22KB, 280x261px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 280x261px

>>68968990
>2000 + 16
>thinking iq is relevent

File: download (5).jpg (40KB, 530x295px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 530x295px

>>68969045
How does one bathe in a nuclear plant?

File: 1482401944573.jpg (69KB, 600x788px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 600x788px

>>68975158
Das rite. With ctrl-c ctrl-v who needs a brain?

I'm a Brit, away from home right now, and I like India. I spent a few months there and had a nice time.