You wake up in northern Spain

>>68965985
Take a plane back to Madrid since the trains up north suck

>>68966026
You can go by car, there are good motorways now

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Go to Santiago or Oviedo to see if my distant relatives give me food and shelter. Then find a way to come back here. I'm no interested on being a sudaca immigrant surrounded of spanish neets being assholes.

>>68966145
You sound like if we only had neets in Asturias

>>68966145
That's a fucking comfy pic.

>>68965985
>Wake up in my cozy villa in Bilbao
>Blame all my problems on Castilians and Catalans
>Cry as Athletic Bilbao gets beat by Atlético Madrid

such is life in espainiako iparraldea

Damn, looks comfy as hell

>>68966223
Wasn't talking specifically about Asturias.

>>68965985
Demand for reparations

>>68966343
You are demanding money from an empty wallet

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>>68966385

but I'm not British and I'm not waking up hungover in an alley

get drunk, remind them of AL-ANDALUS and fly back home

>>68966385
Are Mexicans wealthier than Spaniards? That would be kind of amusing.

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>>68966385
You can pay with goods you know...

>>68966512
I was just trying to decide who to play in a new CK2 game. Think I'll go with the Andalusian Muslims.

>>68966550
Spaniards are fucked dude
whats the tax again? 19%?

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>>68966550
What can I say? the new world is better.

>>68966550
Not yet.

Soon™

>>68966581
Or not paying, as always

>>68966550

Not by far

2015, average GDP per capita

Spain: 23200 €

Mexico: 8115 €

Plus Spain has way inferior crime rates

>>68966824
On the other hand, our debt is around 100% of our GDP, theirs is 54%

>>68966856
>debt
Nobody's actually going to make you pay it, so who cares? That shit's just a meme.

>>68967105
Knows from experience

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>Wake up where I live already
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0z_4jOuqbo

>>68966145
too cold for you
the humidity in the air makes bread very humid just a day after buying it

>>68967134
Well I mean...yeah. :^)

>>68967234
We have -10 in winter here, still pretty dry though.

>>68967339
85 F winter Step up italian wannabe

>>68967387
>F
murican wannabe please, use real worldwide units.

>>68967339
we have over 100% relative humidity in the air for almost all days of the year
everytime i travel to Madrid or further south my lips get cut, just from the dryness in the hair
the good thing is that people are usually more quiet and reserved than the south
they might hate you for being brown but they will never say it out loud

>>68967454
Dude for real i would rather use the metric but nope just cause we property of Us
I mean ffs we use both at the same time which makes no sense

>>68965985

Yes, that happened on June 17th and 18th, 2013.

>>68967503
>might hate you for being brown
kek. but I'm asturian-leonese-galician-irish, pasty looking and semi ginger. It wold be nice having a more tanned skin desu, going lobster mode isn't attarctive

>fuck, i woke up in the wrong side again

>>68967635
>muh heritage
welp if you get rid in the accent you will fit 100% here
young people wont usually care anyway
i have an argentinian friend and most people he meets dont even know

>>68967635
We dont have gingers in Puerto rico man, ive seen a few but its mostly like pasty lobster with freckles and black hair
Id say full redhair gingers are up there with asians in rarity here

>>68967635
>I'm asturian-leonese-galician-irish
Jesus man you sound like the kind of faggot I thought only lived here in burgerland.

>>68967746
Being pale in a desert place like this sucks, I would probably get less damage in a tropical rainy zone.
>>68967760
I was obvious talking about heritage..and clearly said before that don't wanna be a sudaca immigrant in Spain.

>wake up in Asturias
>head down to the bar
>eat a casadiella and sip a café con leche
>admire the view of el Arámo
>go collect my check from unemployment
>head down to Gascona
>start drinking sidra at noon
>eat a menu del dia with fabada
>drink more sidra
>have tortos with picadillo and cabrales for dinner
>hit the bars
>don't get laid as usual
>go back home walking in the rain


pretty comfy desu

>>68967863
>I was obvious talking about heritage
Yeah and I thought only Americans got so autistic about their heritage. That was what I was saying.

>>68967896
I was talking with the spanish guy about that region specifically, why that bothers you? Usually chicanos react like that with argies for some reason.

>>68965985

Make friends, stay with them a couple of days, fuck with some girl, enjoy. Then go to the police and tell them I woke up on spain and shit so they can take me back.

>>68967991
>fuck with some girl

>getting laid in northern Spain


jajajaj

>>68968018

Shut up ;_;

>>68967234
That's Laredo right?
I'm originally from Torrelavega. Which is a total shithole. That's why I moved to Madrid at the first chance I got.

>>68967964
vente a asturias a probar la comida fuerte asturleonesa
en leon no hay nada, no te pierdes gran cosa por no visitar
en galicia tenemos el mejor marisco de la península, y muchisimos guiris que vienen al camino de santiago a la catedral.
tambien hay bastantes museos, y ruinas romanas y prerromanas si te gustan esas cosas, y en las ciudades hay bastante marcha el fin de semana

>>68968413
i have no idea where those places you said are. that's Vigo
that bridge was supposed to be a copy of one from USA but because they couldnt copy it 100%, they made it of "hormigón" (concrete?) instead of metal

>>68967105
Well, our politicians are completely willing to sell the entire country and public services for their own profit and to pay the debt. And people still vote them by millions.

>>68967879
>don't get laid as usual
9001 keks

You need to have been working to collect welfare

>>68968766
>oldest population in europe
what do you expect from old retards with alzheimer?
we gonna be as old as japan at this rate

>>68968909
Not only elderly people vote them. The future of our country is lost.

>>68965985
I embrace by gaelic brothers... oh wait those would be galicians not you spaniards.

fuck

Me permitte usar tu telefono? Neccesito llamar mis padres

>>68969556
¿Me permite usar su teléfono? Necesito llamar a mis padres.

That way it sounds much better and it is better written aswell.

>>68965985
>northern Spain
Literally muh ancestor's land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=191MKS8hjFA
Are cuties like the one at 0:40 common in northern Spain?

>>68970135
People in northern spain is more introverted in comparaison with southerners.

I'd say there are beautiful and ugly women in every culture, but if you are tired of seeing the same kind around you, you will probably consider foreigners more beautiful.

But yeah, they aren't rare given girls like that aren't particulary beautiful.

If you were here, unless you are abhorrent, you would have more opportunities than a regular spaniard picking up girls, just because you are foreigner (remember what I told you at the beginning), but they aren't easy if you don't know what to talk about. Even if you do, they will probably make you lose your time.

>>68970370
>People in northern spain are more introverted in comparaison with southerners
My dad's family is basque and they aren't introverted at all, are basques different from other northeners?

>>68970482
No, but compared with southerners who never shut up, they are introverted.

Also, good luck trying to pick up girls in Bilbao

>>68970508
Galicians look better to be honest

>>68969239
oh yes, let me speak my ancient galician tongue to you my celtic brother
Enténdesme cando che falo, paspallan ? Saeme da eira que tenho que sacalas vacas a pastar.

>>68970542

Asturbro here

I consider myself astur-roman

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>>68970535
galicia has some of the oldest population in Spain wich is already pretty old on average (oldest in Europe i think)
good luck finding young woman outside of Santiago or Villagarcia
>>68970590
i dont know what that means but i know a Román
what are cities like in Asturias

>>68965985
Go to southern Spain where the parties are.

>>68970630
Generally small or big villages save the three towns in the middle of Asturias. Gijón, the biggest, has 300k inhabitants.

>>68970719
sounds pretty chill. what do you do for fun?
i wish the central government invested more on us, hard working folks from the north

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buy flan-tasy flan.

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lik

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>>68970806
for u

spanish cuisine is really weird

...and I fit in easily because I can answer questions with questions like a champ (herencia judía saludos) and I've had people say my accent is rather sing songy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu1WfBGeriM

>>68971678
why

>>68971759
I can't really explain
I expected everything to be different somehow

>>68965985
i'd probably feel insecure being surrounded by beautiful spanish people. i also don't speak spanish at all so i would look even more ridiculous trying to ask sometging strangers in broken english.

>tfw russian

>>68971998
expecting ayayay la cucaracha taco tamale?

>>68972053
They probably won't speak much English either m8, so it's even more fucked than you'd thought

Spanish is pretty easy, though. Just don't try to learn Basque, trust me on this

>>68972053
I am pretty sure they know the meaning of the word vodka if you would ask them.

I'd fit in pretty well in Northern Spain

I already speak fluent Spanish (albeit with a very strong Argentine accent) am white with Mediterranean features, plus I go there every summer anyways.

>>68972091
>Spanish is pretty easy

Plenty of foreigners have fallen for this meme but I've yet to meet one who could form a single sentence without two or three severe grammatical mistakes

>>68967503
we have over 100 % absolute humdity where I live. I live in an lake btw.

>>68972239
It is an easy language for English speakers. it's just that many people don't get enough education to speak any other language properly as a second one aside from English.

>>68972053
there was a russian called Nikolai in the skate club in my town and everyone was excited to meet him coz they never saw a russian
>>68972263
its not about education but about actually liking the language or using it
like you can study a language for 3 years and get good grades and completely forget it if you dont actually use it

>>68972263
I think the easy meme holds back their progress. You can muddle along just fine with cognates but getting the conjugations and concordance down takes more effort than most are willing to put in.

>>68972082
I somehow expected things to have less beans and rice and squid and such for some reason
in retrospect it makes sense
I don't know what I was expecting

>>68972362
Sounds like Mediterranean cuisine tbqh, Valencians are crazy about their overrated rice dishes, it's quite different when you move inland.

>>68966343
Give back the wheel,the language,steel,navigation,universities, 95% of the cities,gunpowder,the roads,engenieering and mathematics and you can keep your gold

>>68965985
I would die because of the cold.

>>68972780
Not only must they give us every single wheel in Mexico, they should also sign a waiver stating that they hereby waive their right to ever make wheels again.

>>68965985
never go home again

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You wake up in Omsk.

>>68972952
It seems comfy

>>68972952
You don't "wake up" in Omsk. It's a neverending nightmare.

>>68973031
There are worse places.

>>68972952
looks like building blocks from 60's Spain, back when they built the houses before the roads.

>>68972952
>You wake up in Omsk

Caulk the wagon and float it

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>>68973045
There is always (meme city) Norilsk.

>>68973045
There are, but it's in top 10 of most depressing. Imagine walking on dark streets, people are all quiet and no one is smiling, and at the night it's so quiet you think you're become deaf.

>>68972952
>>68973097
more please

I used to go on google maps and watch shitty russian cities. Holy fuck

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>>68973097
>>68973104
>You dont know the south part of Spain

Pic related

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>>68973135
Omsk can compete with that.

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>>68973225
Sure?

>>68973225
do you use krokodil?
do you know anyone who uses it?
is it easy to get it?

>>68973241
Do you wanna get a zombie ?

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>>68973235
Sort of.
>>68973241
There are no krokodil in my city. Saint-Petersburg famous by quality stuff.

>>68972490
>Valencians are crazy about their overrated rice dishes

you haven't tried Arròs al Forn if you say that bitch.

>>68973304
ah yes, its a beautiful city

>>68973259
nah, yesterday I watched a documentary about krokodil. scary stuff
https://youtu.be/JsUH8llvTZo

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>>68973304
More about the south part of my country

>>68965985
>>>68972091
>>Spanish is pretty easy
>
>Plenty of foreigners have fallen for this meme but I've yet to meet one who could form a single sentence without two or three severe grammatical mistakes

Git tae fuck, *I* have met ones who could

>>68973382
Me neither. Just the foreigners who grew up here are able to speak spanish properly.

>>68973403
I said I have, not that I haven't. Shit, I'm one, for that matter. I wouldn't say I'm great or anything, but I definitely fulfil the "able to say sentence without 2 or 3 serious mistakes" requirement

>>68973464
I just read the greentext.
>I wouldn't say I'm great or anything, but I definitely fulfil the "able to say sentence without 2 or 3 serious mistakes" requirement

Yeah, I know You have been in /Esp/ several times.

declare the andalus caliphate again

>>68973341
Go away, Xisco

>>68973097
>Aesthetics
>Food

The ussr couldnt even pick one

>>68973858
would do that just to be able to slay moors again desu
or we could just invade the ungrateful moroccans and take that land again

>>68965985
>>>68973858
>or we could just invade the ungrateful moroccans and take that land again

Not what happened last time eh
O será que ya se te ha
...
...
...
O L V I D A D O

>>68976229
>Not what happened last time eh
>last time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_protectorate_in_Morocco

>>68965985
>living in Pyrénées
i pass the border and i'm home

>>68969239
Galicians are Spaniards, drunk idiot

>>68973235
Tu eres imbecil? Sacando poblados chabolistas y barrios marginales llenos de gitanos como si fuesen comunes... Y comparandolo con ciudades rusas. Lo dicho, eres imbecil

>>68973235
>Posting isolated gypsy ghettos mplying that is the norm.

¿Por qué cojones no crean un estado para los gitanos como hicieron con los judíos? Hoy he salido a comprar el pan y he pasado por delante de un piso donde viven gitanos, tenían la música a toda hostia y encima pegaban gritos como animales. No respetan nada,si viven en sus poblados de mierda mal y si viven en las ciudades peor.

>>68981692

No conozco una cultura más mierder que la gitana. Hay culturas de mierda como la árabe, la aborigen australiana o la de los panchitos, pero ninguna tan carente de virtudes como la gitana. No tienen literalmente nada bueno.

>>68981894

Tienen una sóla cosa buena que además deberíamos tomar como ejemplo los europeos: tienen un fuerte sentimiento de pertenencia a su comunidad, no se mezclan y mantienen sus costumbres.

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>>68968467
>en leon no hay nada

hmm...

>>68982483
Eso es Segovia...