/brit/

grammar is for nerds

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>I don't listen to it to be edgy, I just cannot listen to an album. I always end up having a collage of metal, ska, punk, pop, rock, rap, industrial and electronic.

yanks allowed edition

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#PrezWhereYouBeen?

is a slag

Who's the one in the top left?

quick fire janny better be at it

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>if you can't see that the pengest munch is being used to push leftist propaganda then you're a blind cunt

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kay-on

longest you've lasted with a girl?

i'll start: 1 hour

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https://twitter.com/Hebe_96/status/789092927897231360
could show her a meme or two

>>68965347
good two hours

two men go to the local convenience store for a chocolate bar

they pick the chocolate bar they want and go to the cash

the cashier man says "that will be $1.18"

the two men look at each other and say "but last week it was only one dollar"

the cashier responds, "the government raised the prices"

the two men say that they only have a dollar

the cashier says "well you need another eighteen cents"

the two men say "there must be something we can do to get the chocolate bar for only one dollar"

the cashier says, "yes, you can suck my dick"

so the two men suck his dick

the end

>>68965277

is that monica from /sp/ haha

>>68965347
a good 2 hours

alright "men"

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me and the lads

What's my opinion on Religion? It rots the mind. It turns intelligent people into slobbering apes. It is the worst thing to happen to Greater Society.

>>68965347
In conversation?

Somewhere under 2 minutes

>>68965277
Is pakipoo dead yet?

>>68965341
Scotland is basically the worst parts of the north of England with more depressing people

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>>68965286
I think I have a vampire weekend song

>tfw you want some brandy butter with your christmas pudding but you mother's already had some

>>68965356
Yhh safe f am trust

>>68965347
a good two hours

>>68965316

would shag 10 shades of shit out of her

>>68965347
A good 2 hours

Took me 10 minutes to get it up

>>68965347
2 hours then my willy went soft
i've told this story several times in /brit/

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canadian cuisine

>>68965308
I don't, was looking through aisha's twitter and she re-tweeted it, thought it was funny (not a rorke)
I like looking at commieslag twitters

>>68965366
just peachy

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/


corr imagine being under 10 stone

>>68965347
managed to exist in the same room as a girl for 13 minutes once before she left

>>68965392
She was 14 in that m8

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might get this tomorrow

is the clean but messy look still nice lads??? have the hairline for it

>>68965341
>There just seems to be no real fiscally conservative political strain in Scotland

Most people here recognise that currently there's free money from Westminster. You do realise that the flipside of Scotland having a meme government with no sovereignty is that the UK is liable for any debt that Scotland ends up in?

were the 2 hours good, or was it just a phrase

>>68965380
superb post which captured the essence of this great nation

>>68965408
placenta in the poutine

>>68965286
literally nothing fucking wrong with REM or VW you absolute spanner

>>68965427
slavery's illegal

>>68965358
>>68965364
>>68965391
>>68965395
>>68965403

yeah you're lying
*pushes you over my mate who was kneeling behind you*

>>68965433
The 2 hours never happened

>>68965369
too many capital letters and full stops

fuck off outta here now nerd

>>68965347
never initiated it desu

Our boys in blue just stopped a terror plot in Melbourne

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imagine being this ugly with makeup lel

>>68965442
I am 100% accurate at all times when I call out poofs like you for being little hipster poofs. Your post only proves that to be the case.

>>68965427
wouldn't get that la, get a trim on the back and sides and ask them to leave a lot of length on top. The one you posted looks a bit too lego on anyone who isn't extremely attractive with an angular face

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>>68965316
Reminder that this lad thought he'd have a chance with this turbo-normie girl. She's even more of a normie than she looks in the webm. Prom queen going out with the star quarterback-tier. And this runt thought he could win her heart by doing a silly dance. Utterly boggles the mind.

>he uses commas

>>68965442
VW are shit

REM are good though.

>>68965378
https://youtu.be/BiIkIq5d01U
Can't find it, but here's a bangin' choon that my Dad used to play a lot

>heusesspaces

>>68965250
>oh look its a relatively likeable generic black person using the latest black slang, how quaint! lets just ignore how black people cause massive amounts of social disharmony and force this twerp into every form of media available haha this one bellend means all black people are great! but that isnt generalising because im a hypocite lefty cuck

>>68965446
*ends up on top of your mate, my willy pressed up against his bum*
well well well how is THIS situation going to end

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>>68965463
>R.E.M.
>one of the most successful and genre defining bands of all time

>""""""""""""hipster"""""""""""""

>>68965432
>You do realise that the flipside of Scotland having a meme government with no sovereignty is that the UK is liable for any debt that Scotland ends up in?

Yes, because Scotland IS the UK. They are the exact same fucking thing jesus christ

>>68965464

i am moderately attractive with an angular face

pengest munch is so fucking shit

he spends months making just 1 video, scripting and practicing everything

you see him in other peoples videos and interviews and he's a boring awkward melt

going to find this fucking trumpet song and then go to bed

>>68965277
Do commie girls ever say "yeah, I'd toallt marry a capitalist if he was hot"

Or are they still too stupid to care

>>68965432
Stop making that shite up jock ha ha

>>68965497
they're literally hipster: the band

>>68965417
>that weight

He's either a mega manlet or horribly underweight.

I cannot imagine that.

>>68965240
Just listen to your favourite musicians discography and by the end you'll be glad because you'll have probably found some songs you've overlooked.

It's rare for an album to be a 10/10 masterpiece where you love every song, but it does happen and it's the best thing ever.

>>68965497
Hey look at that, you managed to understand the mockery I was attempting to convey in my post. Good job.

pengest munch is actually awful

>>68965499
still do not get the lego haircut lad, get what i said x

Scotland and England are culturally the same

>>68965502

bit odd calling someone else a melt but going online and complaining about chicken reviews

fucking STATE of you

>>68965502
well i'd never even heard of that monkey until you retards started talking about it so shut the fuck up kids and go talk about your bullshit youtube """""celebrities""""" at fucking school or something

Listening to old khmer rouge songs lads

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHLB2bpI_-s

>>68965521
>REM
>hipster

How fucking young are you, m8?

>>68965497
>>68965463
R.E.M aren't hipster
Half Moon Run is hipster

>>68965547
25

>>68965535

scotland is almost the exact antithesis of england

>>68965486
wow haha i guess you could see if like that
*walks off to talk to someone else but slips on a banana skin and drops a dozen hard boiled eggs all over the floor*

pengest munch is actually alright at reviewing tho

if you were living in london and didn't know those shops it would help

>>68965333
>Having it statewide helps with cohesion

Lmao you literally mean in spreading pro-British propaganda.

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>>68965043
probably better than I'll ever do if not for the eyebrows

So do most brits like surrey accents or naw

>>68965498
But Scotland has a regional government which spends a huge amount on its citizens and assures them of decent welfare, healthcare and education systems while English ones get gutted.

>>68965545
you wanna know what an actual tune is

prez t's new album

released nearly 2 hours ago

nonwhites existing is leftist propaganda

Christ, I've been on the last thread for 10 minutes wondering why the posting calmed down.

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>>68965505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c

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>scotland is almost the exact antithesis of england

post your age and we say if you should leave 4chan

20
few more months i reckon

>>68965563
Shiteland cannot compare to England 2bqh mate I have to agree

>>68965585
Viper is always a good choice

>>68965588
all your posts are shit

>>68965533

okay will take it into consideration x

currently have a middle parting look like a 1980s spurs player but it looks fairly nice x

bought lots of dark colours for the winter so need to get a slim haircut to match ya feel

>>68965467
Would honestly rope myself from the sheer indignity of it all if I were him

>>68965579
It's a pretty bland, uncharismatic accent often associated with dishonest people.

>>68965347
prefer not to say

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Reading the news

>>68965582
>But Scotland has a regional government which spends a huge amount on its citizens and assures them of decent welfare, healthcare and education systems while English ones get gutted.

explains why scotland has the lowest life expectancy in the entire uk lmao

Fucking miss her lads and not got a chance

Should have made a move that first weekend when I first met her before she realised how autistic I am

>>68965577
surely not

you can do better la i know it

>>68965571

good editing i feel

>>68965592
yeh thats the one mate keep hearing this on every normie radio station

>>68965467
>the star qb
guy is a lank

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>>68965606
>all your posts are shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76_03o9bEPQ

laughed

>>68965347
not applicable

>>68965582
Except the UK government is cutting the Scottish budget by billions, meaning Scottish services are also under threat.

And if the English didn't want their services to be gutted they shouldn't have voted Tory.

ah yes, Glasgow.

The "stab capital of Europe"

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official /brit/core reminder

>>68965626
Latitude and pessimistic culture senpai

The Glasgow Effect exists even when overcompensating for education, socio-economic status and initial health

>>68965604
link me lad

Good lord /pol/ is full of sycophants

Even when Trump announces that he'll be gutting net neutrality, they find a way to defend it. They claim it'll help us go outside and get a real life, but if Hillary were doing it they'd be screaming about normies taking our Internet.

ive been a non-virgin for over a year now

weird

>>68965654
he's from a culture that reveres shit

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>>68965609
Lads like that have no shame. The sort of runts who go on Take Me Out and make an utter humiliation out of themselves and don't bat an eyelid whereas if I'd go on and got even one light out, I'd be thinking about it for weeks.

>>68965654
He thinks you're me. He thinks everyone that uses proper grammar is the same person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNi1VwD7D4I

actual tune

>>68965670
>No Boy in da corner
>No Massive attack albums

K Y S

https://youtu.be/0dYPYAMxviw

doing a listen.

want to stream dr suess or general cartoons but have no active online mates other than my terribly annoying gf

>>68965668
The Scottish budget received no cuts this year

>>68965668
>caps
>full stops

nerd

>>68965679
went back on drain the swamp as well

i actually believed him.. we'll see don't really go on pol anymore

>>68965687
all your posts are shite

>>68965670
>Aphex Twin
The only song I know of theirs is Beetles and that's from old YTP videos that were supposed to be creepy

>>68965668
>Except the UK government is cutting the Scottish budget by billions, meaning Scottish services are also under threat

Which brings me to the original point of the Scottish government having the ability to borrow but with the UK government being the one with liability. It's grand.

reminder that the /brit/ anthem canadian is in fact a paedophile

>REM
>Hipster
Hoa-Ling
My fucking dad knows who REM are, they're like entry level.
Real try-hard hipster shit is Swans and Slint

>>68965687
>He thinks everyone that uses proper grammar is the same person.
What gimmick is this? I saw it earlier and it seemed like a third rate one.

>>68965679
record corrected

just matched with the work qt and long time friend on the 'der

>>68965670

good but needs andy stott faith in strangers

>>68965675
>latitutde
>life expectancy

So they're freezing to death? You're an absolute retard aren't you?

>the glasgow effect

Which part of the UK is Glasgow in again?

>>68965704
>went back on drain the swamp as well
You're aware Newt made a public apology about saying this shit when Trump rebuffed him on it, right? Also, it was literally just the phrase that Newt even accused him of leaving behind.

>>68965670
>urban hymns

Confirms what I suspected about this normie shithole.

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AND IF A TEN TON TRUCK
CRUSHES BOTH MY NUTS

>>68965683
they're pretty cuntish too desu. they mean well, but they're basically pressuring the girl into saying yes or else she looks like a giant bitch.

same shit for those runts who propose at the rugby or something

Business idea: sell my driving licence to somebody under 18 so they can go clubbing for a large amount of money then get a new one

Thoughts?

>>68965729
didn't know that

thanks

Is /bleep/ any good lads?

>>68965714
The Scottish government has no borrowing powers, what are you on about

>>68965670
MBV still aren't British.

You have ten seconds to impress a mate, what do you do?

>>68965751
it's *bleep*ing great

why do non-whites proportionately commit huge amounts of crime in this country? (and every other western country)

any deluded lefties care to give their reasoning?

>>68965720
Some paki is spazzing out over uppercase letters and fullstops.

Starting going into mong overload, wailing about no need to be formal on here etc.

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http://poo.com/

>>68965766
don't really care

they're not really irish either

weetabix, tomato soup or veggie soup?

>>68965608
>currently have a middle parting look like a 1980s spurs player but it looks fairly nice x
that's quite daring desu

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>>68965692
The Financial Times disagrees.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.ft.com/content/464f3396-79ad-11e6-97ae-647294649b28?client=ms-android-google

>>68965746
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/811975049431416832

>>68965771
Show him a pic of my gf

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>>68965732
>tfw I used to think this was normie Coldplay-tier garbage
>listened to it recently and it's actually a psychedelic britpop masterpiece

Never judge a book by its cover.

>>68965679
/pol/ has honestly gotten almsot as bad as the lefties now. They used to take the piss out of SJWs believing in ridiculous shite like the patriarchy and pronouns, and now they unironically believe blatantly made-up stories like pizzagate and treat Russia Today like gospel.

Gamegate ruined that board.

>inb4 it was never good

At least they used to be cynical. At some point along the way they started taking themselves too seriously.

what does drain the swamp mean

>>68965781
what the fuck

>>68965791
cut 96% more please

>>68965791
The Financial Times is wrong

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>>68965745

>>68965786
Except that they are.

Gonna filter your entire country because of how shit your posts are.

>>68965727
>So they're freezing to death? You're an absolute retard aren't you?

Nah, literally a med student. Central Scotland happens to be pretty much bang on the point where you'll start to get no vitamin D for a third of the year. Scandi countries compensate somewhat due to a diet high in it (normally dietary vitamin D is minimal but oily fish is one of the few sources rich in it). It's one of the reasons why MS is so common there.

>Which part of the UK is Glasgow in again?
Which is why I used it to describe Scotland's low life expectancy you spacker.

what the fuck is net neutrality

>>68965836
alri

>>68965821
shrek

>>68965821
When you dig up that aussies uncle from the bowls of whatever bog he's lying in

>>68965714
In return for massive political power over Scotland.

The Scottish parliament can be dissolved, unilaterally, by Westminster in a single sitting if it so desires. Scotland gets no say over the constitution.

Anything the UK gives Scotland can be taken away in a heartbeat. And frankly, I don't think it's worth it.

>>68965786
>they're not really Irish
kevin shields alone made loveless

>>68965781
what's this? i'm intrigued

>>68965844
where websites don't pay isps to boost their speeds or throttle their competition

>>68965786
yes they are

Drew a picture of a hat and janny warned me for it

getting warned for OC, the absolute state

>>68965821
>Drain the swamp is a term which has been used by American politicians. The term alludes to the historical draining of swamps to keep mosquito populations low to combat malaria.[1][2] In modern day political discourse, the term has been used to reference an idealism that contradicts the policies and workings of the status quo government.

>>68965764
How do you think they've managed to rack up a deficit if they can't borrow?

>>68965819
Urban Hymns is far from psychedelic FFS.

Try everything they did before UH.

>>68965821
British euphemism for sucking period blood out of a woman's vagina

>>68965869
>>68965864
wrong

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>>68965442
>vampire weekend
>literally nothing wrong with rem

friday the 13th game looks so good

>>68965864
didn't he plunge the record label into debt

>>68965829
Care to prove that?

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Don stepped outside
It felt good to be alone
He wished he was drunk
He thought about something he said
And how stupid it had sounded
He should forget about it
He decided to piss, but he couldn't
(A plane passes silently overhead)

The streetlights, and the buds on the trees, were still

It finally came, he took a deep breath
It made him feel strong, and determined
To go back inside

The light
Their backs
The conversations
The couples, romancing, so natural
His friends stare
With eyes like the heads of nails
The others
Glances
With amusement
With evasion
With contempt
So distant
With malice
For being a sty in their engagement
Like swimming underwater in the darkness
Like walking through an empty house
Speaking to an imaginary audience

And being watched from outside by
Someone without a key

He could not dance to anything
Don left
And drove
And howled
And laughed
At himself
He felt he knew what that was

Don woke up
And looked at the night before
He knew what he had to do
He was responsible
In the mirror
He saw his friend

>>68965886
yes you are :)

>>68965781
Scares me when you see glimpses of other communities on the internet

Like when you go to a stream site and there's some people talking in the chat and they literally know each other and have in jokes and shit.

Creeps me out for some reason

finally got a job in games workshop lads

Has anyone got that gay comic strip with the two manbears fucking whilst talking about his parents accepting his bf?

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>>68965872

>>68965863
Ha ha


Hope they do literally all that 2bh

>>68965886
>Vocalist and guitarist Kevin Shields dominated the arduous recording process; intent on achieving a particular sound, he experimented with guitar tremolo techniques and tuning systems, unorthodox production methods, obscured vocals, and sampled feedback and percussion.

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friendly reminder that bilinda butcher is british and she's the only relevant member of my bloody valentine

also kevin shields is american

>>68965843
>scotland is alright as long as you exclude the part of it that's one of the biggest shitholes in the entire country

ok fella

>>68965886
right, the drummer (also Irish) plays for like a minute on one song

thisis a good thread
>>>/fit/39767617

>>68965913
giz us d&d, 40k and battletech rights then? x

need my swamp draining ;)

>>68965876
The deficit is a hypothetical one, it's the one they would have if they were independent today

>>68965829
>>68965899
Ah wait, I see where you've moved the goalposts. The Scottish budget has recieved not cuts THIS YEAR. But then the whole point is that the cuts will be coming in the future. Nearly got me there, nice one.

>>68965773
immigrants tend to be poor + non-whites tend to be immigrants or the descendants of, ethnic minorities don't have role models (especially fathers) so there's nothing to aim towards, or career opportunities, so there's less to give up by committing crime

also they might just be evil bastards who hate your country and its values or genetic inferiors who can't control their rage

>>68965913
I bet that's a comfy job desu

*HEEMS my way into /brit/*
evening lads

the smiths are irish because moz is irish

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>mummy still hasn't asked me what i want for christmas
she BETTER get me something good

>>68965821
In the US the swamp figuratively means corrupt politicians who were screwing the people over while reapng benefits for themselves and their close friends. Allegorically you can think of it like the draining of the pontine marshes, removing a deleterious element (in the case of the marshes a malaria infested mosquito fuck pit)

>>68965921
/pol/ supports Muslims like Assad, the Kurds and Iran. Fuck them.

>>68965897
from how much the production cost yeah but they made a fortune from the album as far as I know

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found it lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2LpOUwca94

>>68965937
Two songs, actually.

>>68965975
This is so old bro lol

>>68965960
steady on mate

no turkey?

>>68965962
Moz was born and raised in Manchester you spastic leaf

>>68965967
Assad is not muslim

>>68965967
Shiites are based

>>68965942
>blurry pics of insecure manlets desperate for compliments
>good

Fuck off prick.

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Been a good boy today, I don't want to serve a 3 dayer over Christmas.

>>68966003
MANNY MENTIONED

>>68966003
manchester is rightful irish clay

>it's a music thread
my favourite type of /brit/ threads desu

nice 'lil bit of shoegazey post-rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvjMJcN8gh4

u boys heard this??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs pretty wild stuff

>>68965975
superior tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKdJoXF7PI

>>68966007
ummm what?

christmas spirit is hitting me lads

it feels a lot like cocaine

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>>68965915

Oh shit I'm supposed to meet up with the gf tomorrow lol

cba though??

>>68965967
They support countries who will stabilise the region

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the 'tify

watching episode 1 of The Sopranos

Very boring

>>68965988
this is how normie songs make their way into your subconscious

you hear it every now and again and then before you know it its stuck in your head and you're trawling the top 40 dance charts to find it

>>68966033
*gun fingers*
proper tune that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC-bSbXZBcU

found it lads ty

>>68966057
Yeah mate you may as well skip over the best TV drama ever made

>>68966050
break up with her

*rubs feelers together*
hehe lads
*strokes girthy proboscis*
anyone want a nibble...

>>68966057
watching episode 25 of my life passing me by
it's very similar to episode 24

>>68966057
agree, very overrated

Scottish independence would be a disaster etbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3-III4AR_U

classic

>>68966025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuENHA1l_K0

>>68966052
if only they weren't massively wrong about the sources of stability in the middle east

>>68966057
I never finished it

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>posting youtube links thinking i'm actually going to click and listen to them

Fucking state of these people.

>>68966094
why post this

>>68966056
get some fucking taste jesus

>>68966098
We'll just have to agree to disagree on that one

>>68966089
Just started episode 23, looks like this is going to be the finale.

>>68966057
Season 1 is meh, 2-8 is the golden age

clicked nary a link in this thread

>>68965967
Better Iran than the Saudis, better Assad than the invading Jihadis, better the Kurds than Iraqis or Turks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb85l76wc3U

0:58

someones face being blown off by an RPG in slow motion

Who wants raped then *unbuckles belt*

hope i haven't traumatised any of you fags then hav a hahaha

>>68966057
turned it off halfway through myself, boring shit

dont know why people overrate tv series so much

>>68966135
why post this

>>68966116
I don't care if you click, you're nothing, you're a non-person. You little twerp. Insect. Fucking BUG. I'd squash you under my foot and wipe you off on the nature strip grass. Don't ever smug in this thread again, you miserable sack of shit, you fucking waste of potential, you dirty git.

>>68966128
Fuck off Jock

>>68966237
why post this

>>68966038
maybe in the world where this was forced down my throat by normies id grow to like it but as it stands its just a generic electro tune SENPAI

>>68966153
>dont know why people overrate tv series so much
This

So many films, shows, etc are incredibly overrated and you'll be violently attacked for expressing your own opinion on /brit/

Posted 19(nineteen) OC pics in the last few threads and got two (you)s

Not easy starting out a new gimmick

Aussies just aren't funny.

what's the best insult lads?

>>68966154
Why not?

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>b-but my Muslim is based
>muh stability for paki countries

Literally rope yourselves

>>68966098
So will Brexit.

So even if you have the most pessimistic view on independence it's a choice between a disaster you're in charge of and a disaster where you can't do anything but lie back and take it.

>viewing middle eastern conflicts through the lens of Westphalian nationhood
jesus lads we might need to have a chat about how that bit of the world works

is shoegaze the most /brit/ genre?

>>68966181
>>68966188
:(

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>>68966194
>viewing middle eastern conflicts through the lens of Westphalian nationhood
>jesus lads we might need to have a chat about how that bit of the world works

>>68966196
>>68966195
>>68966194
>>68966193
>>68966192
why post this

>>68966007
Literally is you spastic

>>68966195
yeah or madchester
anyone who says britpop is a deano runt

>tfw never heard the Smiths

are they actually good lads?

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>Rewatching Friends from season 1 onwards

Comfy as fuck and Rachel is hotter than I remember.

>>68966190
piss your pants

her boyfriends some internet zillionaire

>>68966194
you're RIGHT what would fix that part of the world (and, in fact, the whole world) would be to remove borders as changing borders in the middle east has yet to have ill effect. It would be a Pact of some sort, between you and me? Im Sykes- nice to meet you

>>68966208
Someone get butthurt from getting replied to that or what hahahahah crybaby nigga

>>68966220
>watching Friends

pleb alarm is blaring

>>68966208
It triggers the Rorke.

>>68966217
you wouldn't get them

>>68965362
you need to go back

honestly

why do people go out with canes if they dont need them?

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>>68966237
>>68966177

>>68966220
Monica is hotter.

>>68966230
would love to cum on her face

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>>68966220
Forgot pic.

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/A3oHMFlyFbGibkMqyvZdTA/

good twist at the end

Scotland was a disaster 2bh

We should just abolish Scotland and start over

>>68966245
Don't give a shit about your ex, mate

>>68966254
why post this

>>68966230
would love to fart on her face and never call her again

>>68966267
screaming

>>68965670
>no massive attack
>no the streets
>no radiohead
bad canuck, bad

>>68966052
>supprting a dictator puppet of Iran and Russia whose incompetence caused a 6 year long war which has spread to every neighbouring country and brought terror into the heart of Europe is supporting stability

Go back to /pol/ you dumb shit

>>68966299
literally all me

>>68966193
Brexit is the working class revolution we've been crying out for

68966299
really bad gimmick mate

>>68966220
>>68966263
never really been attracted to jennifer aniston

maybe she's just not my type, if someone said to me she's fit isn't she i'd just say y-yeah mate i'd well shag her

not even a bender

What's /britfeel/ like lads?

>>68966299
all me

>>68966285
Shagged her at a house party in Belfast. It was fucking dreadful. One of my mates does extra work on the show and still banters her about it though.

>>68966299
why post this?

>>68966302
>terror into the heart of Europe
didn't know there was a terrorist attack in croydon

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>>68966260
I'm only on season 1.

Season 1 goes like this: Rachel >>>>>>>>>>> Phoebe > Monica

From what I remember Monica got hotter as the show went on and Phoebe seemed to get less hot. Rachel got worse too but she was so far above that I'm not sure she was ever worse than Monica.

>>68966299
>Only 1 (You)
I'd like to apply for compensation please

love me some gavin and stacy

>>68966332
>europe
>england
nah mate we brexited
how's it foing?

>>68966302
>>68966312
why post this

>>68966344
why post this

>>68966335
>>68966332
>>68966331
>>68966327
why post this

>>68966302
But he didn't say he supports Merkel lad.

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>>68966232
>tfw smart enough to get this reference

>>68966327
make up some events and then tell us what happened lad

Don't think el jano is going to take kindly to this "why post this" gimmick

>>68966344
Terrible show

>>68966352
I'm not Josie sorry mate, I'm a real PPlander

>>68966315
Brexit was Boris Johnson and the Tabloid press playing the working class for the idiots they are. Except they never counted on the vote actually winning and now the entire situation is fucked.

any cuckolds in

>>68966364
literally history 101 you stupid runt

>>68966364
>>68966232
>tfw to smart to actually understand what s-p was

>>68966322
same. It's like saying "sugar tastes nice". Like it's true i guess, but she's not my "thing"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42VKVfGjLQ

*invades you*

new

>>68925901
>>68925901
>>68925901

make a fuckign new

>>68966377
josie is in nz?

>>68966370
>make up some events
VERY rude.


She was off her face and sat on me in the armchair in the living room. We bantered back and forth and then went upstairs. Did a shag. Went home when the peelers came knocking about the noise. The whole house scattered because half of them were carrying drugs and didn't want to get scooped.

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>>68966406
>>68966406
>>68966406

that new