/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sADrMKhZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sADrMKhZY

>>68962489
Is keep Britain white controversial to say or something? How cucked are you guys?

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Cody Bless

fuck kikes, niggers and mussies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c_g2mYap8Q

loggers

time is going fast again lads

last 2 hours have flown by

>>68962538
Yes of course it is, you can go to prison for saying that

just done a poo

am now hankerin' for a wankerin'

might do a takeaway lads

i'm thinking a chinky

oh now i get it

i mean i got it before i was just testing you

>>68962538
It's akin to saying "Keep Spain Moorish" 2bh
Whites are foreign invaders, the original inhabitants of what we now know as "Britain" were in fact black Egyptians

>>68962615
ever had a wank while doing a poo?

>>68962538
completely cucked mate we have these things called "jobs" where you have to work for someone

the fucking state of JFs i swear

got a lasagne instead

decided against Paki chicken

northerners, welsh and the scots are all a bit weird but it's nice to have distinct cultural differences

the irish are no further distant to us than the other regions
the irish are one of us no matter how much they try to be edgy

stop making more than one thread and stop fucking bumping dead threads

this is worse than the summer fags who post /trans/ on /sp/ in the name section

this isnt the 'dit

you don't get meme points for replies

>>68962489
I thought rock against racism was a reaction to all the rock against communism bands that were about

>>68962580
nigger kike polack school shooter muslims terrorism alt-left london underground? i'll put them underground alright muhammad was a nigger

alright, that's as edgy as I can make it

>>68962622
answer the question

did you smack the lip, ride the barrel

radical

>>68962634
tried once but couldn't get into it, not very good at multitasking

>>68962489
BRUM MENTIONED

How the fuck does a country deal with unwanted demographic shift?

>30k muslims mostly from africa and pakistan
>112k poles
>110k brits
>only 86.3% irish

>>68962664

fell over the curb typing that

where 2 buy booze at this time

>>68962667
fuck off reddit spacing twat, old news are the sole legitimate heir to the /brit/ throne

>>68962703

she wants a man from brum

>>68962684
If you said that in real life you could actually be sent to prison if a non white was 'offended'

Mad when you think about it

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The cock and balls lads

(to scale)

>>68962708
can i move to dublin in 2017?
>>68962732
any petrol station

>>68962610
ye were good almost no snow whatsoever but enough artificial to get most of the pistes open

found myself sat in a bubblelift with two gays one time was like a regular friday evening

>>68962708
Burn them out of their homes, like your neighbours up North do.

>>68962732

the shop? it's literally 12:20

>>68962761
>any petrol station
cheers

is it going to be pricier than normal? x

>>68962762
you just keep blundering into threesomes

>>68962756
gonna go into town and yell it at some muslim ladies
see you on the news tomorrow, lads

Why is "Reddit" used as some sort of insult on 4chan?

>>68962760
me on the top if you play your cards right

>>68962795
yeah slightly
but it's that or nothing

>>68962795
think so

>>68962665
t.Irishman

If she doesn't take me back by the end of the year i'm going to hang myself.

ONE-A DAY I'MA GO TO MALTA TO BIGGA 'OTEL
IN DA MORNIN' I GO DOWNA TO EAT BREAKAFAST
I TELL DA WAITRESS I WANT TWO PIECES OF TOAST
SHE BRING ME ONLY ONE PIECE
I TELL HER I WANT TWO PIECE
SHE SAYS "GO TO THE TOILET"
I SAY "YOU NO UNDERSTAND I WANNA PIECE ON MY PLATE"
SHE SAYS "YOU BETTER NOT PISS ON YOUR PLATE YOU SON OF A BITCH"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LADY AND SHE CALL ME A SON OF A BITCH

I
DON'T
NEED
THIS
SHIT

>>68962772
stop using full stops mate

>>68962819
>>68962815
ok thanks lads

>>68962808
SPAR sells alcohol, mine does at least

>>68962760
Bit small innit

Imagine not living near a 24 hours Tesco, mad

>>68962826
my dad may have been born in cork but that does not influence my opinion in the slightest
i am an englishman

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thoughts on this?

>>68962858
i live on a small island in the outer hebrides

I hate these old radiator heaters they do a miserable job

>>68962880
haha btfo i live in a paki council estate x
lots of 24 hour stuff nearby though

>>68962808
>>68962851

giggled x

>>68962870
The West is fucked. There is no escaping the inevitability.

>>68962864
You're part of the anglo Irish master race lad

Anglo-Saxon invaders out of Britain

>>68962858
don't have any here, closest store is a SPAR that closes at 10PM

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>>68962708
It's irreversible, unless the west becomes suddenly poor in which case immigration would halt and native birth rate would go up slightly.

I don't really care if britain becomes 100% black in 100 years, I'm much more worried about transhumanism, rogue states like north korea creating aggressive AI they can't control, dirty bombs made from ex-soviet countries missing nukes, AI taking all jobs making the world an ANCAP nightmare where 1% hold all the power.

>>68962870
there is literally nothing wrong with justin trudeau or the things that he says or does

>>68962832
moronic attitude

get a fucking grip cunt, you actually think she holds the answers to your poblems?

>>68962918
sounds like one of my japanese animes

>>68962907
feels good man

>>68962880
My ideal living situation desu

reminder trump brought an armada of billionaires to assist him in destroying the west

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the collection

>>68962904
all your posts are shit

>>68962880
Which island lad?

I'm up in Barra in January

havent fancied a girl in ages fuck

>>68962832
the grip shouldn't be too strong though or that'll cause problems in bed

>>68962870
It's not gonna happen.
people are already fed up with trudeau's bullshit 2bh, he's fucking out of here next election. Possibly sooner if he goofs bad enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY

>work today

>>68962955
So is your life.

>>68962880
>outer hebrides
RARE BRIT

>>68962956
aha no way, im from castlebay. /brit/ meetup at kisimul when you're around

>>68962970
hello nigger

hes on fire tonight

>>68962963
iktf

shag the gf every now and then but it's not the same

might ask this girl out
i feel no attraction to her really and can't imagine myself with her (or any female for that matter)

do I have something wrong with me?

ah yes, the new janny who instabans slightly nsfw images and game links but will happily allow an old dead /brit/ and a new /brit/ thread at the same time

>>68962997
why do you live there

>>68963013
leave him alone
he's just doing his job mate cut him some slack

>>68963010
you have a touch of the moggitis

phuket phuket phuket pattaya

>>68963010
no, you're either gay, not interested in sexual relationships, or you've not met anyone that meets your standards

probably a ponce

>>68962660
Aadhiya

>>68963036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpuMZGTcleY

drunk so i've finally plucked up the courage to check tinder
fucks sake should have deleted my profile when i got back to england
know girls i know have seen my embarrassingly shit profile

>>68963025
fishing init

>>68963053
invalid claim

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>hello nigger

>>68963027

t. hasn;t been banned twice for literally nothing

>>68963010
you hate yourself so much you think a romantic relationship is out of the question? that's kinda how i am, if i realise a girl likes me i immediately turned off from her like there must be something real wrong with her if she likes me

Asked 4 girls out while I've been at uni and none of them have gone out with me haha

>>68963066
screencap?

>>68963056
next time i go to thailand its for fucking sexual tourism
gonna see the ping pong show and shag a hot tranny at least once

>>68963053
The clear true eyes of this man almost alone in his day visioned Ireland as we of to-day would surely have her: not free merely, but Gaelic as well; not Gaelic merely, but free as well.

They think that they have foreseen everything, think that they have provided against everything; but the fools, the fools, the fools! — they have left us our Fenian dead, and while Ireland holds these graves, Ireland unfree shall never be at peace

>>68962972
gimmick idea: respond to a random post even though your post has nothing to do with theirs

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REALLY like this piccy very touching

How's it going /brit/

>>68963094
seems legit

>>68963010
you're desperately lonely and trying to fill the void (it wont work)

>>68963134
just peachy

>>68963133
me on the left

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absolutely LOVE being a handsome alpha

>>68963118
dont care

>>68963087
I don't think I hate myself but yeah I do think girls that like me must have something wrong with them

having a gf/dating is a foreign concept to me, it's what other people do, not me, can't imagine it ever happening to me

>>68963133
is this a funeral or something? he seems to be trying to paint some emotion into his cold dead face

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>>68963133
Me on the left >:^)

>>68963133
those giant caps the ruskies wear are comical

>>68963133
Putin is the only real man on earth tbqh

>>68963094
>why are lions always mad

it's not a bad question

>>68963118
>not the razor blade whatever it was on the menu that thailad posted ah fuck it i don't remember

>>68963156
bit autistic but it works

>go to thailand
>post on /brit/
>tell them im a brit living in bangkok
>drown in (you)s

>>68963133
I swear the photos for this attack are mesmerising

>>68963149
Good stuff, you keeping out of trouble?

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>>68963133

>>68963180
why is everyone such a cuck for le strongmen?
very embarrassing

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>>68963175
you being ironic or something la?

>>68963156
pretended to be an alpha for a week and got some decent attention from women
it wasn't worth it, I prefer being alone

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baby girl quit all the banter
come round and come take this banana
body dripping sweat but me nah done yet

Think I fucked it lads

Not had a crush since high school, but never been decisive enough to make a move on girls who i'm pretty sure were interested in me. Ended up spending a weekend in a group for uni reasons and was pretty sure a girl was interested in me and I liked her too. Again, sperged out, never made a move but kept talking to her and now I'm in fucking autismo oneitis land again. She's flown home for Christmas but gonna ask her out when she gets back just to end this pain.

the asmr waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hidv8jKaet0

>>68963162
l'ambassadeur is having a nap in a box

>>68963224
>high school
FOY

>>68962880
Rare

>>68963227
wish putin would take a nap in a box desu

>>68963162
Funeral for ambassador assassinated in Turkey by /fa/ Muslim terrorist

That is the look of a man about to end Turks for all time.

>>68963243
wish I would take a nap in a box x

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Tastes really nice if you put one of these in lemonade lads

high school

how to do the tinder

1. be attractive (obviously)
2. have a one sentence bio
3. pics from different angles
4. be so ridiculously alpha it's bordering on boisterous

>>68963217
there's a reason for those you bellend

Finns in the bin 2bh

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wish I'd never been born 2bh

>>68963263
wish i wee nutting in a hairy box

tinder is a bit shit if you're ugly really..

>>68963267
that sounds like a summer beverage so shall be holding off until then, but i promise i will try it

>>68963261
erm you don't need to specify him as a muslim dude

>>68963280
omg how cud u say that xxx

https://twitter.com/The_Gazette/status/811556955332472833

HOWLING

>>68963285
do it in mine x

>>68962997
>google kisimul
>Residential Special School for children with learning difficulties or challenging behaviour.
Sounds about right

if i go on tinder for the first time in a month and don't get any matches from my first few swipes

is it safe to say i didn't get any matches

>>68963289
post face, lad

>>68963289
so's life in general

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Really makes you think.

is tinder just for hookups

check my new video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbIaP6dZzDA

>tfw getting too old for 4chan

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want a nice looking girl to give me a hug and tell me she likes me toobh

YOU LITTLE CHEEKY BASTARD

one of my mates has had tinder for ages and has had like 10 matches the whole time

tinder is for mentalists

>>68963323
and fuego

>>68963067
Do you do your shopping on the isle of mull or go up to Stornoway.

Skip to 2:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S3BK5jwn4Y

some real Irish hip hop with a 90s west coast vibe to it, proper good boys x

>>68963321
are the dastardly english stealing our whisky?

how old is pengest munch

>>68963304
follow the conversation back mate, you can work it out i'm sure :)`

>>68963352

he's either ugly, boring or has shite banter

if he's getting less than 10 in an entire tinder career it's safe to say he's all 3

What's that physical disorder that produces people with small torsos? Saw a girl down in that shopping centre what were 5'10'' about and in honesty 50% legs, very little torso.

>>68963379
cuck

>>68963379
43, i already told you

ok i didnt get any matches on tinder
kill me

don't know why i expected otherwise though

>>68963343
I got a hug off 2 girls once, but the third girl that I actually fancied didn't hug me.

>>68963379
23

>>68963395
fuck im old

>>68963379
How long until he snaps and London Riots 2.0 start?

business idea: kill all white men to prevent rape

>>68963369
there's a co-op on the island but it's expensive, ship booze in by post sometimes

pengest munch is 15

>>68963321
Why don't they work it out themselves, bet the data is out there

Sums up the classic lazy jock expecting 'them' to do all the work

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>>68963379

23

>>68963374

busy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjE-4UPwLhg

>>68963402
post young fucking machines

>>68963423
good post

stop being antisemitic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nky4me4NP70

absolutely NEED a muscle gf to kick the living shite out of me and stomp on my bollox with her high heel boots

>>68963402
>Arab
not very surprising

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>>68963299

>>68963233
The fuck did you call it then?

>>68963424
Must be a surreal place to live

>>68963444
im not an arab

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*sniffs*

>>68963376
Literally, yes.

>>68963385
yeah he is

he's actually pretty fun to hang out with though so i feel pretty bad for him because i actually like him a lot

do NOT ever reply to my post again

>>68963299
imagine actually calling the police for something like that though

how much of a runt do you have to be

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but pengest munch is so small

how can he be 23

Why are continental Europeans so autistic and humourless?

should I buy an snes or n64

i am going now

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>>68963403
:(

>Cystic acne
Anyone ever had it here? absolutely awful, used to be an alright looking lad

>>68963464
that's too coarse to be coke, looks like some bender crushed a few of his ritalin pills

>>68963431
Why don't you work it out then :^)

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I like this hat, but I don't like it enough to pay $40 for it

>>68963487
just wait for the mini versions with the games on them

>>68963453
yeah it's kinda shit, everyone usually fucks off to glesga by my age so i only know people at work

>>68963299
it's a mushrooom

What are you guys playing?

oi selly haha hows the sinkhole

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>>68963441
Does she NEED to be muscley? A slender qt could do it.

>>68963487

just emulate them on a PC you complete autist

>>68963518
hide and seek

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By the time I'm confident enough to make a tinder it will have probably died out somehow

>>68963509
ah yes
really nice hat

Describe to me your most sophisticated fetish

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>>68963479
He's not even that small

>>68963518
this choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJipvjt4w4

scars and memories by MF Grimm is the greatest rap song of all time

>>68963475
hi

>>68963501
My father had it quite bad and my brother had the worst case in human history. Huge cystic boil like things all over his face, back, and chest.
He is riddled with scars and pockmarks now.

>>68963527
probably could haha I'm about 10st anyway

>>68963549
Australian

>>68963549
machines which fuck women

>>68963561
no its macaroni time by chief keef

>>68963527
he's not even fucking trying
could put that she-runt in the fucking ground in seconds

>>68963509
Why the fuck wouldn't you buy the white MAGA hat instead?

>>68963506
Cos Im not arsed and haven't got a dog in the fight, whoever made the pic obviously has

>>68963563
>>68963501

father is the key word here

>>68963561
>not fack by emonem

>>68963527
hes allowing her to do that

>>68963512
those things can never replicate the authentic feeling of sticking in a cartridge

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>>68963541
Which do you think is better? Red or white? Thse are only $25

>>68963540
fuck, man...

>tfw 1 pic on facebook and you need at least 4+ to even think about using tinder
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>68963509
w2c

>>68963501
yeah i had it its fucking terrible

>>68963549
settling down with an 8/10 and having 2.5 children

ha

>>68963585

love a bit of sosa bit nig rap worship is reddit tier

>>68963562
post le fuck fuck machine xD

>>68963452
secondary school, or just school

>>68963525
i'm at home lad missed the whole fiasco
dont think it's too near me though

>>68963608
howd you get rid of it?

>>68963563
Luckily i dont have it that bad but my face used to be completely 100% clear, not even any blackheads or whiteheads

>>68963586
>>68963597
fags

>>68963620
I am not actually him.

>>68963509
I get a bit upset when I see Australian men in Australia wearing pieces of anti-Trump clothing*. Take the fat cock of American politics out of your arse, that's what I want to say to them.

*haven't seen any pro-Trump sorts yet, but would be equally miffed at them to be desu with you

>>68963599
bloody hell the middle one has blended in really well if you can only see red and white

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tfw was a manlet but grew suddenly at 15 from 5ft 9 to 6ft 4
five years later and I still have the stretch marks

how is 'cache' pronounced

mom bought home a phat jar of marmalade x

don't even play games anymore but i still watch review videos

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>>68963611

>>68963651
post fucking machines

>>68963599
out of the 3 i like the camo one more
but between red and white id pick red because it's the more "iconic" one

>>68963616
i like every type of rap but trap is really good too

>>68963555
had a moment like this at a recent party
but I'm not a dark-skinned grime artist so it was ten times more awkward

>>68963651
post them you faggot

>>68963659
cash

>>68963650
>Says the lad who wants to be physically dominated by some feeble bitch

submissive fag

>>68963648
accutane

>>68963611
>2.5 children

what does this mean? that you have 3 but one of them is a midget?

>>68963611
Consider how some very attractive people have positively average parents. Imagine settling with an average - even below average - woman and producing 5 AESTHETIC childrens.

>>68963659

catch

acceptable answer: cash-aye

HOW does everyone do it?

Commuting and working every day, slaving off in some office with awful coworkers with only 3 weeks free time in a whole year

Your whole life is wasted on fucking work

>>68963661
alri paddington haha

*attempts to hold a conversation with you* x

>>68963599
red is better as a general hat if you coordinate your outfits well then the white is better

>>68963698
Arent there side effects for that? do you have scars?

>>68963707
there's no é in cache you stupid fucking monkey

>>68963711

haha what are you like jim x

>>68963659
In a video games "blow up le weapons cache" context, I say "cash"
In other contexts, I say "ka-SHAY~"

>>68963710
>3 weeks free time in a whole year
not for me hun x

>>68963696
hell yea man, she can slice me up shit would be so hot

guess who's back with a brand new rap

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Any britlads spending Christmas alone?

>>68963737
the side effects are bad but I think having a clear face is worth it
and yeah i have scars because i lived with it for too long before i got treatment

>>68963653
It's odd that people from one country would buy merchandise from the political campaign of another country

>>68963655
The middle one is for rednecks, that's why I didn't include it
>>68963679
Red is the more iconic one, but I do think the white one is overall better looking

>>68963710
its all worth it for pub on saturday with deano, gav and smithy

>>68963739

i don't know how the evolution of english language works: the post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9jdZvAPBT0

>>68963766
how long did you live with it? what are the side effects of accutane?

>>68963761
have the option to spend it with family or with gf

decided to spend it alone instead haha

are there any muscley asian pornstars

>>68963768
the camo + orange meshes really well, honestly you should get this one

>>68963751
then you're stupid
cache is cache
caché is ca-shay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEI8pBbJzaU

mental

>>68963772
What if you're a shithead autist?

Working just to watch Netflix on the weekends?

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>>68963658
>Tfw I was insecure about my height (and everything else) when I was a young teen
>Grew from 5'7" to 6' in only two years
>Both parents are way shorter than me and were startled


It's like God answered my manlet prayers

>thought i wanted to be an illustrator
>nah, i dont want that, i'll do computer science
>do foundation
>actually hate it, want to do physics
>change mind at last second, switch to engineering course
>don't want to be an engineer or do engineering
well well well, quite the conundrum i find myself in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rCcV6MiQZ0

really really gets the noggin working

>>68963761
Spending with my family as per usual.

Shall be cooped up in my bedroom masturbating to traps though.

>>68963802
>caché is ca-shay
fuck off

>>68963819
>6'
>not a manlet
got some bad news for ya

>>68963819
>>68963658
Be happy you're tall

I'm 5'9 at 18 and it makes you ponder suicide

>>68963803
questioning where you found this
tempted to call you a nonce

>>68963768
It absolutely is the most deeply runtish behaviour. We even had pro/anti Trump rallies here. The Chinese colonization and subjugation of Australia can't come soon enough.

>>68963819
I mean, I'm glad to be tall now but the stretch marks are REALLY obvious when I take my shirt off to the point where I've had people ask me if I got mauled by something

>>68963810
you work to give counterweight to things which give you pleasure. Being a NEET get's tiresome, lonely and incredibly depressing very quickly. If you work a full week having a day to just mong out and watch telly feels like a luxury

>>68963794
it was probably about a year of constant acne, but i would pop every zit i could, which makes the scarring worse
side effects are extremely dry skin, random aches and pains, kinda like sore muscles after lifting weights, and depression, those are the ones i got at least

>>68963820

i've just sent off a ucas application to do music at a russ group even though i want to do biomedics

not sure how my life swayed in this direction

>>68963810
posting on /brit/ with thailad, lisicki and caralad

Fed my dog a bit of donner earlier and she's literally been crying at the leftovers on the counter for the rest of the night

She's never this persistent with any food

Think there might be dog meat or something in it 2bh

>>68963851
ignore the lanklets mate, 5'9 is literally average male height in the uk

>>68963874
you still take it?

>>68963802
Unsarcastically would tackle you if tried correcting me in real life like that.

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Yes, tell him how cache is REALLY pronounced

>>68963851

5'9 is not suicide tier, anything under 5'7 is.

You're taller than almost all manlets and most non freak model females

>>68963915
>5'9 is not suicide tier
Haha.

>>68963903
you'd get a facefull of dick, ponce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbIaP6dZzDA

me

>>68963857
one of the videos on the channel has over 2 million views

not this one though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VelrwXR2208

>>68963851
From experience I've found that good looking short men do WAY better than average looking lanks

Though by the sounds of it you're not a very good looking boy haha

>>68963915
>>68963900
Oh fuck off with this LE AVERAGE HEIGHT IS 5'9

90% of men are taller than me
50% of women are taller than me

I have no idea what malnourished poor region you live in but the people here are not 5'9

>>68963900
Only average height of you include pakis and old people

18-25 white male height is probably 5'11 these days

got called an amerismall on /soc/

>go to uni 18 6'0"
>get home at christmas 6'2"
>now 6'4"

what

>>68963924
he's not wrong 2bh lad

didn't even realise it was a thing before I came to /brit/

>>68963924

not sure how taller than average is the suicide tier

nobody cares if you're tall if you smell and you're ugly

>>68963876
think about it and then make a decision. I was set to do a physics degree at the uni where i did my foundation, then two months before I had to start the proper course there I sent a load of beggy emails to the uni i'm currently at asking if i could study there instead. They said yeah and then two weeks before i started my course I asked if i could do engineering instead lol. UCAS application isn't necessarily the be all and end all. But it's possible that you just have cold feet because you're making a very important decision so any doubt gets amplified. If it makes you feel better i'm pining to study Classics now

>>68963945
stop crying you fucking puss

t. 5'10 at 19

>>68963945
stop being a little bitch about it mate im the same height as you

>>68963901
no its a 6 month treatment, and that was in 2014

The average height for white males 18-24 not living in some poor area of Liverpool is about 6'0

>>68963976
King of Manlets

I'm 5'4 and I do fine. Obsessing over height is silly.

>>68963945

you need to give your head a severe wobble if you think 50 percent of women are taller than 5 foot 9

>went to bed last night 5'7"
>woke up and i'm 6'9"

hate the height episodes
don't think manlets should focus on their heights, no point worrying about what you can't change
focus on things you can do to better yourself, you can definitely still get girls if you're a midget but you need to excel in other areas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDZdzCHCITU

Thinkin bout her lads

She's not thinkin bout me

>>68964003
5'11 is king of manlets, I am at best his court jester

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HEIGHT DOESN'T MATTER

JUST.
BE.
GOOD.
LOOKING.

Imagine being a Russian Jew that moved to Israel whilst your uncles and aunties moved to America

I would kill myself

>>68964002
yeah mate if you just ignore all the low numbers then the average gets higher, cool how maths works eh

>>68964008

also buying into the meme that all you need to be attractive is height

not a lot of things stranger in life than tall ugly blokes

>>68963999
and its still completely clear? did you buy it online? does it not significantly reduce test and is like taking the birth pill?

funny how everyone on 4chan is 6 ft+

Stop crying cunts

I'm literally 5'6

If my fat ugly cunt of a flatmate who's the same height as me didn't occasionally get girls I'd kms

He thinks he's god's gift tho

height episodes are ok because im 5'11 which is the goat shitposting height

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>tfw manlet, balding, can't grow a proper beard, socially awkward, no money, never had a gf

The only thing keeping me from doing a cheeky 'cide is the fact that I have a good-sized penis and am not a virgin.

>>68964009
Good lad

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>>68964048
>I'm literally 5'6

>>68964053
the radical centrists height

the average for white males aged 19-20, living at 123 Fake Street, Faketon, Fakeshire, is 6'2"