/brit/

ooga booga where da toilets at

>>68961021
Will post in yours rather than that fucking JFs' version.

okay i have alot of stories about this but ill tell you the maddest so me and my friends had dropped two tabs started about fine a few hours passed and my brain decided yanno hes chillin fuck this lets make it fun, we were walking down a down near the house we were chilling at some reason it was pitch black saw some crazy creatture run across the road and heard screaming then we decided to walk to tesco about two hours later for some reason i thought i was floating and in control of some random guy who kept looking at me like i was some next level crackhead then i got randomly lost bearing in mind id grew up in this town and some lampost had clearly got my attention cause i grabbed it and held on like my life depended on it dont remember it all i just remember getting back to the house like TFFFFF then i saw loads of portals opening fell through one but in reality i fell off the chair lmao n then a deer came out the portal and said hey will how you doing today and there was some trippy purple room

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>build my house with low roofs and doors
>give lanklets neck ache when they visit

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Gabbie

>>68961072
pity (you)

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>.

SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH

HOW CAN YOU SAY

I GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES

>>68962501
thank you master

me breddahs

what's her name, lads?

>>68962660
charmaine

>>68962677
that's not her name

>>68962660
millie, i havent spoke to her in years but still the only girl i think about lol

>>68962660
Her name is Catherine and I saw her for the first time just two days ago
I didn't say anything to her and she didn't say hi to me either and I've just been eating junk food and crying ever since

>>68962660
Haven't had a crush since I was 12

>>68962660

lauren soraya olivia grace signe

>>68962802
first time in a year*

>>68962660
>still getting infatuated with females

oh, my sweet summer child x

HATE MY SISTER SO MUCH

this shall be the non-runt thread
we will only make intelligent posts that show purpose or thought-provoking ideas, and we will demand IQ tests

if you don't post on /sci/, /lit/ or /his/ you won't be welcome

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>this shall be the non-runt thread
we will only make intelligent posts that show purpose or thought-provoking ideas, and we will demand IQ tests

if you don't post on /sci/, /lit/ or /his/ you won't be welcome

>>68962978
haha nerd

did a poo in the cat's litter box

>>68963035
hahah bet the cat wasn't pleased with you at all when he found that!!

>>68962740
how d'you know? what is her name?

We're all in here lads

>>68962489

>>68962489

>>68962489

>>68962489

>>68963153
i'm not in there, also it's the designated runt thread

see: >>68962978

>>68962591
good post

>>68962660
I don't know how to spell or pronounce it

>tfw you embarrass yourself by accidentally holding an opinion that hasn't been endorsed by the top minds at /brit/

>go to bed at 4am
>wake up at 1pm

hmm feel like a right mug

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab-C4OKDqc0

>>68963926
siobhan pronounced "neev"

>when she nibbles on your frenulum
is there ANY better feeling

reminder to report the wannabe caralad leaf that spams the same shit every thread

>>68962660
Her name was Ray
She was beautiful

really want to be in a band lads but everyone i know just doesnt get what i wanna do

i can play drums guitar and sing so i feel like i could just do it all myself but i have no idea how to record anything

anyone know of any cloning technology that i could get my mitts on?

>>68964237
nice tune

>>68964237
shan't

bump limits are a mixed feeling for me

on one hand, we're the only thread that has to make more than 20 a day (to my knowledge) so there's some pride in that
on the other hand, if I go to the chippy and come back any convo I had is p-much gone

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>>68964229

tfw you go against the /brit/ narrative

>mfw I dislike every character on TWD now apart from Negan
They've all become so unlikeable

>>68964259
just be yourself

>>68964247
sounds painful

but then again im not entirely sure that i know what the frenulum so could be wrong

i think its th banjostring

>>68964162
first year mechanical engineering la. The memes about engineers being thick is true tbf

>>68964241
What the fuck is a dexterity sport you twat? Chink Anglo mix = autistic little elliot sperglords who go on killing sprees. Whats even a big cock for an east asian? 5 inches?

>tfw taller and more muscular and more handsome than literally EVERYON in this thread
Feels good. Probably have a bigger willy too.

>>68964272
the walking dead is terrible
stop enjoying pleb shit

>>68964287
extreme lockpicking

>>68964278
>The memes about engineers being thick is true
?
Anyone who does engineering at uni is ultra intelligent

catching up on eastenders

Lee is me

>>68964234
During the Christmas holiday from uni I've been going to bed at 7am and getting up at 5pm

Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.

You have 15 seconds to give yourself a banterous nickname.

GO.

I am so fucking sick of the English and their lies. They are ruining my country and I want them GONE.

>>68962660
faye
was hoping i'd see when i've been home for christmas but i haven't and probably wont

escort i went to as an early christmas present said i had a nice cock and it's really really big

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>>68964292
same

>>68964287
Dexterity sports are non-sports like ping pong and badminton.

>>68964315
ch'

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>>68964154
>that glorious Tom Cruise feel

Lanklets will simply never know it.

>>68964272
I stopped liking about half in season 2 and almost all of them in season 4, which is when I stopped watching.

I can only watch S1 now and can't even stand the rest, don't know how I made it to s4

>>68964287

look at the rage in this post

literally slamming your keys wiping back the tears

Dexterity sports, are sports that require naturally high amounts of dexterity. Hope that's cleared it up for you.

7+ here lad

>>68964315
georgy banterkov

>>68964299
I don't enjoy it though. I'm only still watching it because it's been 7 fucking seasons so I can't give up now

I enjoyed Game of Thrones from season 1 to 3 tbqh

started getting a bit shit after that

Not good at anything lads

is snooker a sport lads

Falling in love with an Oriental
How do I stop this before it's too late?

dont really care about someones race 2bh

>>68964323
is squash not a sport?

gotta be awake in 6 hours lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg

Post choons to go with heartache for a girl a few thousand miles away who might but probably isn't into you

>tennis
>badminton
>table tennis
>chess

really gets the mind running up

>>68964304
ask /sci/ about engineers, we're looked down on by physicists and mathematicians

>>68964342
lmao so what typing and playing ping pong

fuck off you little gook bellend, no one believes you

I'm 6 foot 1 but I still feel intimidated and jealous by taller people, women in particular

What have you done to me /brit/

How does this guy do it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NiQwaWxHxs

Might move to Cornwall desu.

>>68964347
>sunk cost fallacy
bruh...

tennis is not a sport for runts

>>68964347
haha think this is the case for most who still watch it

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There she goes
There she goes again
Racing thru' my brain

And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

There she blows
There she blows again
Pulsing thru' my vein

And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

>>68964364
Squash isn't a sport, but is definitely one of the most fun passtimes I can think of. Especially if you make up your own rules like me and my mates do.

You ever played 1v1v1v1 squash? Shit's bananas.

Need a new sci-fi show to watch

Got poor suggestions when I asked yesterday

>>68964377

https://youtu.be/thnI0ofs1Mo

still stings

>>68964315
Big strong big willy

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

>>68964385
I have a hunch so I stand at 6ft until I straighten my back to be 6ft 4.
It's really jarring for some people.

>tfw you stand near a manlet and they start standing up as straight as they can and tense

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*lets it rip*

>>68964305
Ah, the old quandry
>take sudafed and can't sleep 'cause of its stimulant properties
>don't take it and can't sleep 'cause of blocked nose

>>68964409
stark trek the next gen
babylon 5
westworld

>>68964381
ah yes, sophomore year physicists and mathematicians on /sci/ that are going to be making 300k starting when they get their degree
they are incredibly smart in picking degrees

>>68964377
terrible choice for that feel lad. Here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbPUednxVAw

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had a good old piss up with the rents drinking japanese whisky listening to kate bush, the smiths, george michael and pet shop boys.

feel sorry for you cunts who have shit families

>>68964382

>by no-one,

you mean literally only you

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>>68964427

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me on the right

the scots ruined their own country 2bh

England's the only reason shiteland isn't a feudal state 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPXoDDs1OM8
*puts manny on the map*

>>68964357
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdYvN49eRU

>>68964419
>>68964424
>lanklets
must be annoying knowing how gangly and awkward you look to anyone properly sized

>>68964408
yeah

i think my favourite part is actually the sound when you catch it proper

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A PUNCTURED TESTICLE
ON A HILLSIDE DESOLAAATE

>>68964400
The first episode of this season was really damn good though. But the rest has all been completely pointless and uneventful shit as expected.

Also have you ever seen The Talking Dead? Can't believe there are still that many fanatical fans of a shit show

big cocked asian male living in UK

what games are u good at :3

*microwave dings*

dindins ready!

>>68964439
Me in the window aged 1 1/2

>>68964432
I do get it though. One of my friends does physics and wrote some pretty complicated looking lab report about refractory properties of some crystal or something like that. Meanwhile I was using a machine to put a dent in materials and writing 4000 words about the dent in the metal. I can see why they look down on engineering

>>68964472
pachisi

>>68964456
I'm fairly filled out, I'm not exactly skinny nor am I ripped.
I get some flirty stares from women though, which is nice.

>>68964472

*rapes you*

mostly competitive fps, that's where the money (was) at

>>68964408
>Squash isn't a sport

Jesus, where do you spackers come from?

>>68964444
would empty my bank account for a shag with her

#PrezT #large

>>68964439
>drinking with your parents
fuck off you povvo

>>68964464
thats not the lyrics i remember

hmm

>>68964471
>Also have you ever seen The Talking Dead?
nah i've heard about it but it sounds like it would be very normie iykwim

haven't seen the latest episode either btw but i hope tara doesn't die because i actually kinda like her

>>68964427
*goes to rip my blade*
*it jams because mum bought me the knock-off unbranded version*

BOLLOCKS

After Brexit England is going to be alone, poor, weak and completely desperate. I'm going to be SO FUCKING PLEASED!

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>mostly competitive fps, that's where the money (was) at

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>>68964385
I only feel intimidated and jealous by men who are better looking than me, no matter their height, since that's what actually matters you fking neek

And I have never met a bird taller than 6' to my memory

>>68964377
yours is too upbeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg

>>68964299
i only ironically watch it

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>>68964457
LOVE a good THWOP.

>>68964497
It's about as much of a sport as golf. ie. not at all.

>>68964424
>tfw you stand near a manlet and the girl the manlet fanices announces the height difference

>>68964493
yeah i love that feel, being goodlooking and normal sized is goat, would hate to be lanky like you

>>68964450
kek

Scotland's the only decent country in the whole UK 2bh

>free uni
>free prescriptions/decent NHS
>decent scenery
>decent people
>good wages (best outside of London/SE)
>cheap cost of living

Only thing that's a pain in the arse is the terrible licensing laws

And only been a receiver state for 10 or so of the past 300 years, but cheers for the money lads

>>68964453
How did you find this videograph of me? haha, just kidding - it's not me!

>>68964439
my parents are boring but nice

>>68964520
i unironically wonder what this guys weiner looks like

it doesnt turn me on, im just curious

am i gay lads

>>68964503
upper middle class actually lad

>>68964464
i am in tears

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>

>>68964391
>mfw the ending will probably be really shit
Come to think of it, most TV series have shit endings. I guess because all the successful ones usually become too drawn out with too many plot holes and eventually the writers give up and produce some shit ending

>Battlestar Galactica
>hurr lets autopilot all of our ships into the Sun and revert to being cavemen with no technology because technology was evil

>>68964536
I'm sure it does feel nice to be your size, it allows you to keep all of your hate inside one small, compact body.
On the other hand, mine is evenly spread across my body allowing for better circulation and clarity.

>>68964529
It's a sport, but the very definition of what a sport is, Squash is a sport. You don't change that just because you're some edgy autistic little runt, trying to be clever.

>>68964520
Would murder a homeless person for that jawline tbqhwyl

explain london nigger slang to me

>>68964559
fucken saved

>>68964551
dont lie mate, drinking with your parents is runt tier

if you are umc you haven't been for very long

Fancy some bath oil? My Russian friends say it gets you super fucked up

>>68964565
when is the end anyway? think i heard at some point that the directors just wanted to keep it going forever

simply too tired to peng, villa, the smiths post

>>68964542
A good 80% of that proves my point lad

Shiteland WOULD be a feudal shithole without England

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ahaha bet none of you would have the balls for this

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>why yes m'lady I do save hat images

>>68964580
not lying at all. just have a nice family. guess you runts dont. so sad!

>>68964583
russian jews are not welcome in this thread

>>68964601
what a lad
dude doesn't fucking care

everytime i see the irish flag i just think of that ugly autist with the horrible cystic acne

>>68964601
what did he do?
is it just keeping his hands in his pockets? at that point he might as well just not do anything rebellious. Doing something so flaccid is embarassing

>>68964542
go independent then it'll be a roaring success what with that budget deficit worse than greece and collapsing oil revenues lmao

>1am
>takeshi's castle not on
Fucking hell

>>68964583
Why bother with bath oil when you can afford speed?

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>>68964352
No. It's a way of life.

>>68964567
haha, you misunderstand my man, i am a normal and appropriate size, you are the dis-proportioned freak

>>68964571
Oh dear. The posh ponce has been positively pertrurbed by the pontification that silly squash isn't suitably sporty to be considered a sport.

i'm going to get into bed

you're welcome to join me

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>>68964629
choose your words carefully

>>68964580
depends on the context, I doubt they were sitting outside around a burning fridge, swigging from the same bottle

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feels a bit shit not having someone to shag on new years

i had a gf last year tho and did

hmm

Burned my nostrils handling 13 M HCl outside of a fume hood. Hope my smell comes back

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>Why yes, I do enjoy watching a negro child review chicken, popularised by reddit and leftist media! Black people are so funny and awesome!

>>68964632
he's an irish rugby hero who refuses to shake the person who was at the head of british oppression of the irish

>>68964645

got quite a nice bottom for a lad haha would cosy up to you x

>>68964588
No idea
>mfw it becomes the new Days of our Lives and Rick is still being Rick when he's a pensioner

>>68964661
it will in ~6 months

>>68964639
"To be something abnormal meant that you were to serve the normal. And if you refused, they hated you... and often the normal hated you even when you did serve them."

who the fuck wants to get pissed with their parents jesus christ how sad can you get

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>Yes I do browse /pol/ and save German wallpapers to my desktop

>>68964601
saw the queen once in cork, was great desu

the brits should have just split the crowns, made us two separate kingdoms again, none of that dominion shite.

>>68964665

>>>/pol/

FOY

>>68964659
Hope you didn't save this image from me posting it in /brit/ threads.


*surreptitiously hopes you did*

gathering a force of brave lads to establish a republic in london and drive out the pakis
who's in

>>68964644
not him but squash is a sport silly :) just because you're too poor to play doesn't mean it's not a sport

>>68964690
you're the sad one for having a shit relationship with your parents

>>68964644
It's considered a sport by literally every sporting authority on the globe, but yeah, some rankled little paki on 4chan claiming otherwise is sure going to convince me that Squash isn't a sport.

I bet you think cricket is the only proper sport right, Amir?

>>68964700
think i did mate sorry

want it back?

>>68964636
wasn't expecting to come out of reading this image with an erection

trying to give my friends the silent treatment but they don't care enough to notice it

Schlager 2bh ladmates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MSoCN27wzM

>>68964706
I've already talked about the fact that I play it m8. Reading is hard.

ah yes, the yank autist who thinks chicken review videos on north london have a leftist political agenda

>>68961021
>Cirque du Freak

dm me

>>68964700
>surreptitiously
thank you

>>68964711
my mum's a super christian sunday school teacher who doesn't drink

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ah yes, I see reddit has arrived
incorrectly using the foy gimmick as well

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>tfw no friends
>tfw normies and pseudo-normies hoard friends when they don't that many

>>68964633
Might as well, if the alternative is having to prop up England post Brexit.

>>68964646
>graph paper

i lose my shit every time

The best kind of humour is safe, inoffensive and slightly quirky

>>68964706
You don't have to be rich to play Squash, just about every leisure centre offers it for a few quid to play

>>68964717
>(((every sporting authority)))
Nobody knows better than I and I say it's not a sport. Do not argue.

>>68964636
i have a semi desu

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me on the right

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Having laser eye surgery in literally 12 hours lads

No more squinting like a chink twat anymore haha

Will be able to see a qt birds face across the street haha, mhmm yes very worth the £3000 ah yes

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remember when you had a sub teacher and they rolled in the telly

>>68964742
exactly, family of sad acts

>>68964748
on what planet will scotland be propping anything up you moron lmao

>>68964761
hey thats me

>>68964665
It's a kid enjoying his chicken.

Can you stop being a miserable cunt for five seconds and be happy for him?

>>68964718
Na lad, it's alright. In fact, post it more. It's one of my favourite images. Just stick a wee dot in it somewhere so I can still post my one though.

Really hope Phil Mitchell has a Christmas miracle and finds a liver donor

>>68964764
what are
>>glasses<<

>>68964599
>>68964633
kek, you guys do realise if you're right you're being completely cucked by Scotland?

Not to mention England being Scotland's immigration sponge

>>68964770
only had dom teachers

started using /brit/ more than i use /sp/

forgot for just a second than yanks are docile gentle mongposters

they're literally loud unintelligent autist who think

>CHICKEN VIDEOS are being spread around England by the leftist media

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only an american would be triggered by a nigger cripple eating chicken

>>68964746
me bottom left with tattoos

>>68964748
Marvellous, considering for the past 300 years England has been propping up Scotland I welcome this change 2bh

>>68964753
>playing squash
>on a public court
runt life

>>68964764
what's wrong with contacts

>>68964669
oh okay i can kind of respect that then, if he actually said to her face "no" and wasn't a pussy

Want to get treated for my acne scars but it's so fucking expensive and insurance are cheap-asses and consider it cosmetic

>>68964798

aren't

>>68964806

saved

>>68964783
he's 23 and willingly eating grade F tortured halal filth. fuck him.

>>68964743
Sorry but Avatar was utter shite

Took 3 pills in 4 days a few weeks ago lads and not felt the same since 2bh

keep shaking a5 random times and shit, vision keeps switching to overly-saturated '80s tv and stuff

>>68964755
You're a paki. An obnoxious, argumentative, paki. Not a single person on this Earth trusts of believes a thing you people say.

>>68964786
alri la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ-Md56jK9Y

who was in the wrong here?

moving a large amount of files, doing a full file system anti virus scan AND watching 1080p youtube lads, ALL on a HDD,

WHAT
AM
I
LIKE

>>68964793
Every meaningful decision regarding Scotland is made in England

>>68964746
these look like the kind of free thinking radicals that i would like to associate with

>>68964793
we'll happily prop up the little muckers, they're good lads really

chicken connoisseur makes good videos but honestly lads i just do not understand black humour. Like i'm speaking to black person and I don't know when to laugh, what's funny, what's a joke etc. I do NOT get it at all

>>68964844
I'm white, but keep being mad you little ponce lmao.

>>68964828

he doesn't wash, drink lots of water and usually sleep at reasonable times

>>68964773
sorry i have friends who i drink with. might even get pissed with my brother in a stretch but not my fucking parents lol. apologies you're so pathetic you literally drink with your mum ahaha

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>>68964725

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfB1TeQh5n4

>>68964798
<3 x

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come on then how much?

>>68964812
Nah, runt life is when povo cunts like you pretend you have money.

the last time i spoke to a black person i did the
"you alright mate?"
"yeh good thanks you?"
"yeh not too bad yourself?"
routine

Literally not done any of the preparation or filled out any of the forms for the interview tomorrow.

Thinking about not going and just taking the sanction bullet

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>>68964809
>>68964746

Me on the far-left. Yes, that's right, with the whiskers. Yes, that's the one.

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>>68964779
This one, right now.

Not to mention Scotland produces more than a quarter of the UK's food and drinks exports, makes over a third of all European computers, is rapidly becoming entirely self-sufficient energy-wise and does not receive subsidy from England despite strong social security.

Plus there's the fact England will simply be so decimated after Brexit that just about anyone will be doing better.

>>68964849
Virtually all domestic Scottish decisions are made in Embra and any shortfall is made up in loans that are ultimately backed by the British government. Who knows, maybe the SNP are playing the old Rhodesian game of racking up a massive amount of debt backed by Her Maj and then defaulting on it

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>>68964865
>I'm white

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wish my dad spunked me on my mum's tits
no one deserves the burden of me

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>>68962811

>>68964761
Even the lad on the left is a hunk compared to me

I'm such a pathetic little skinny ragbone bitch

bit of a connundrum here lads
Those chicken videos have me salivating

Should I:

A. Go to the wings shop right behind me
B. Drive out to Popeyes
C. Get a roast chicken at the market
D. Get subway

>>68964893
>>68964746

that picture made me jump

scary cat 2bh

>>68964870

alri x

>>68964885

mine was

>you playing next week yeah
>if i my quad feels better yeh
>oorite den senpai
>oorite
>safe bruv
>saaaafe

>>68964877
runt life is using full stops on /brit/

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why do yanks drive these

>>68964885
kek. Once i get more into a conversation they just start laughing at random points and it's a matter of struggling to connect the dots as to what constitutes funny

>>68964903
Stay angry and go back to your squash pasttime, ponce.

when you listen to an album, do you sit and intensely listen to every song and focus exclusively on the music or do you just put it on and listen to it while you do something else?

any lads used play company of heroes?

just launched it up again pretty fun

>>68964929
because we are fat and need a lot of space and a big v8 to haul all our weight

>>68964719
>>68964760
Can't work out whether there's something in particular in the image that's giving you an erection or if it's just the overall greatness of it.

>>68964798
/sp/ is a fucking embarassment of a board. Never ending FIFA tits and their hurr durr Missi, hurr durr Penaldo, hurr durr refball, hurr durr cancer shitposting drove me mad.

Even in the Olympics threads they were at it.

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Reckon I have had sex with the most women ITT

>>68964838
Will I get better eventually lads?

>>68964849
Thought the Scottish parliament had control of everything in Scotland but the military and how much money goes to Scotland.

i.e. the SNP fucking up our primary and secondary education and making alcoholics even poorer with the alcohol tax

feel like removing myself from this planet

>>68964938
Both
But I can focus on the music while doing something else

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>the Scotch

not a fan

does anyone here live in a national park?

>>68964938
background music

>>68961021
poor man's goosebumps?

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>tfw anglo frisian

>>68964938
The latter because I do not suffer from autism

>>68964897
>Virtually all domestic Scottish decisions

Really not true. Even the devolved regional governments in Australia have more powers than Scotland.

https://twitter.com/Hebe_96/status/812067984315387905

>>68964868
as much as i enjoy reading your pathetic excuses to explain your shit-tier family i have to say your reasoning is truly shite. of course i have friends who i ordinarily drink with but if you haven't noticed its xmas so im enjoying time with my amazing family. im sorry you dont have that in your life, poorfag

>>68964928
runt life is being a paki upset at words

>>68964948

just villa post, use /epl/, /trans/, /motd/ and lurk in /fifa/

>>68964938
I exclusively listen to albums for the first time while going for a walk, so I have nothing but the music to focus on.

>>68964894
Oh look it's that exact same Scottish twat who predicted the world was going to end because of Brexit, and conveniently forgot that Scotland is also part of the UK

>quarter of the UK's food and drinks exports, makes over a third of all European computers

Oh look, cherry picked meaningless "facts". You know, Scotland has about 3 times as much trade with the rest of the UK as the rest of the world? If we go down, you're fucked too :)

>does not receive subsidy from England

Factually, demonstrably wrong

started some pretty big arguments on /brit/ tonight lads

Might move to one if the nice parts of the north
the north is cool desu

>>68964980
i'd bang her 2bh

>>68964947
the picture of the girls bum and cleavage got me perked and then the story saw it through

[spoiler]maybe selbys bum too[/spoiler]

>>68965001
>the north is cool desu
stop being nesh

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>>68964956
Not even close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbzvl_2jTwA

lads she's back!!!!

>>68965000

dropped the naughty red pill on /brit/ that was the pengest munch

To drive around my 3 beautiful children and wonderful wife out to chop down a christmas tree, bring it home, and decorate it while sipping eggnog and eating christmas cookies.

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Imagine getting triggered by fucking uppercase letters and full stops.

Fucking state of these plebs.

>>68965003
>>68964980

actually no fuck i just went through a pic

>>68964980
>#blacklivesmatter
>#noDAPL

ah yes a yank twitter commie slag

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>>68964980
woah, this tweet with 1 retweet is really getting me riled up and ANGRY mate i care a great deal about this tweet!!
Also she's literally right, stop trying to destroy all the little bits of different in the world. Amazon tribes should be left to their own devices. Pic related is what awaits them if they join the rest of us

>>68965000
>argument
argument fallacy

>>68964993
>finally stopped using 'tism speak
my work here is done

>>68964971
Ah, yes

>Separate legal system
>Welfare
>Tax
>Health
>Education

Short of the military and foreign relations there's not much else that government does

tfw your music taste is too diverse and weird for most people because you're incapable to sticking to any single genre

>>68965034

it is really gimpish

just makes you sound like one of those blokes that wears suits to school and DCs on the weekend

>>68964982
It's exactly because my family are quite well off and usually maintain a sense of decorum that I would never be drunk in front of my parents, you povvo twat

>>68965033
hope your family aren't in the house when you do that

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>>68964933

>>68965034
hmm thats a bit tragic

>>68964761
>Nordic vs Mediterranean

Every country should be a federation, anything else is centralist garbage

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Reminder that Scotland is home of the sesh subculture

>>68965057
woah

favourite pornos?

>>68965057
my taste is nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour

dont like this bird im talking to

she's fairly cute but not in my league of cute

she's like mid-table in league one and im bournemouth

keep calling her friendzonish nicknames like smelly and mate but it's not working

>>68965058
Better than being a thick, semi-literate paki who actually gets fucking triggered by it.

Off you go, pleb.

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>the greater you suffer in this life and better your life will be in the next life

Can't WAIT lads

>>68965119
pics

there isn't a culture more offensive than the Scotch one 2bh

currently high on diazepam

>>68965062
>sense of decorum

translation:
cold and awkward

ok mate.

>>68965110
melanie rios tight jeans
first wank I ever had and responsible for all the fetishes i have today

Got 70 likes on a poorly edited photo I posted on a m8s wall lads

>>68965125
*casually strolls up the mountain*

>>68965057

i went through a wave of trying to listen obscure artists to be cool and edgy to just listening to classics and brit pop again

still have le old bandcamp and soundcloud though

>>68965057
my music taste is a bit violent for most people

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took a tylenol PM

>>68965125

72 virgins await inshallah

>>68965120
why are you still typing like that mate? it makes your reddit tier posting style even more obvious

Have you ever inadvertently wound someone up? Perhaps just by posting words.

I want to cuddle with a MAN

whats that current pop song with the trumpets

and nobody say rizzle kicks or i will scream

>>68965170
bit gay

>>68965125
you live like a king compared to niggers in africa

>>68965097
what is the "sesh subculture"

>>68965056
Welfare and most taxes are still reserved though, or can only be varied a few percentage points from the levels he UK government sets.

>>68965149
i got twenty likes and 2 retweets on a single tweet i did
i'm what they call a "social-media personality"

>>68965062
>not drinking with your dad, granddad and uncles
W A N K E R

>>68965125
my bollocks must have a life of gilded cushions and satin cloth polishings after the punishment i've given them in this life

>>68965049
ah yes, I personally was going to contact these people until a commieslag told me not to
literally no one wants to go do that, even white elites

>>68965133

very doxable be a nightmare if she caught on

>>68965120

difference between choosing not to use perfect grammar when ur not in a formal situation than constantly using it and looking like a strange cunt