You wake up in California

I feel like in home.

>>68960284
Die of dehydration

Suburbs are optimal retardation, i would rather be stabbed in a favela

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You wake up in Norilsk.

>ywn grow up in a comfy cul-de-sac, going on adventures with your neighborhood friends growing up, sneaking out into the desert with a qt to smoke pot and make up in your teenage years
I love Louisiana but it was definitely not a good place to be an angsty teen

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you wake up in South Florida

>>68960284
We've been on the run

>>68961357
Literally no one here has a boat by the ocean unless you are a retired millionaire.

>>68960284
And kill myself for being in this state. Unless it's north California then it's all good.

>>68960284
I immediately get a second degree sunburn.

>>68961272
that kinda looks like operation firestorm 2014 from bf4

>>68960284

>"oh fuck why am I mexican now?"

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>You wake up in East St. Louis and see pic related

>>68961272
Mordor.

I live in California in the Valley. Not that bad at all, pretty comfy.

>>68960284
I immediately leave for the superior east coast

>>68961272
>russian flag
>white smoke, dark clouds, red ground that's on fire

>>68961272
Isengard

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>You wake up in California

What's the problem?

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>You wake up in California

I do this everyday

its aight

>>68960284
california is the best part of mexico

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>>68960284
>immediately head to the only liveable place in the state (san francisco)
>get small cozy apt with a nonwhite qt in a nice walkable neighborhood
>be cozy constantly in the cool mediterranean climate
>be as far away from insane backwards right wing politics as I can in this country

would be the dream

>>68961325
I did this is high school and it was boring as fuck

>>68963813
>implying you could afford that

Arizona is like CA but better

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>>68961325
>comfy cul-de-sac
>adventures
>friends
You will have none of these things. The suburbs go on forever. You will not find adventure, only repetitions of the place you started in. There are no friends. People don't talk to their neighbors they just keep their heads down at work and shuttle themselves alone in their cars to their isolated houses.

So I wake up just like any other day?

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>>68963813
>go to work in a sinking tilting skyscraper
>make it out just before the collapse
>go outside
>get shot by an asylum seeker

>>68961272
Wanna live there desu
Looks comfy