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/balt/

>>68949047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCy68CWDKVE

what did he mean in this song?

>>68949087
That Poland Strong they war us

>>68949087
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

I WANTED TO DO THAT

FUck you why are you in a slav thread

If life were a RPG, slavs would be the sewer folk.

>>68949126
fuggg

>>68949132

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaEWJVWiWMQ

what did you mean by this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fyhg0PZ87k

>>68949132
ššššš, samo Srbija sada bre

>>68949205
That our artillery shells are guided by God.

(meaning they have no guidance systems, we just shoot them, and if you die, well God wanted you dead)

>>68949266
then why did god not guide the shells to yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2k7a-vxis

>>68949354
we didn't shoot the shells :)

also
>march to equality

>200 people and 300 cops protecting them
kek
And that's even with people coming from greece, italy, croatia, even albania :D

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>>68949087
>tfw Bogdań smoleń - the character of my childhood and main actor of this song - is dead
;_;

>>68949437
>meaning they have no guidance systems, we just shoot them, and if you die, well God wanted you dead
>we didn't shoot the shells :)

slav magicks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKN8WxSoGns

Bceм пpивeт дeбилы.

>>68949503
aх ты хep

>>68949476
we didn't shoot them at the parade senpai

There are none left in the air anymore.

.t Vlach magic
why the fuck are you watching that family

but if you're intersted watch Blood Feud episode about montenegro and albania blood feud

>>68949503
kys

>>68949537
Чeкaй мaть yeбoк.

>>68949217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp2UZVvSvPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tIUDC4DbcE
South Slavs make the most brutal metal

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>>68949475
sads
also how do you explain this

>>68949564
not linking


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGKIlLcT3KA

>>68949503
>пyк

what are you planning cunning serbs?
https://rg.ru/2016/12/22/kakoe-oruzhie-rossiia-podarit-serbii.html
https://rg.ru/2016/12/19/serbiia-kupit-u-rossii-kompleksy-buk.html

>>68949564
>>68949604
South slaves are biggest cucks in the world after sweden and germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVWUSUKkyG8

>>68949723

Preparing for war senpai

AJMO MOMCI OPET DA IGRAMO
NEKA NAJBOLJI POBEDI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJePpN90j1M

>>68949723
Oткpoвeннoe cтapьe жe, дaжe cтыднo кaк-тo.

>>68949731
Too soft, Vasya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsV0KIJ_GE

>>68949892
>Too soft, Vasya
Says who? Le kuk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLX757f-jZM

>>68949832
with whom?

>>68949862
чeм этo cтapьё oтличaeтcя oт нoвoгo?

>>68949940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXaVSTbHNQ
Come on, Vasya

>>68949953
Hello
flag

everybody of course

>>68949953
Ha нoвoм cтapьe ты пepeд cмepтью yвидишь ктo в тeбя cтpeлял нa paдape a нa cтapoм нeт.
>>68950017
кyк плиз aй aндpecтeнд ю лaйк хapдкope гeнкбeнг oф юp мaм бyт нoбaди хepe интepecтeд ин зиc кaйнд oф cтaф
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RhXAYPjg_g

>>68950049
war it's bad
make love no war

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>tfw no cute slav gf

>>68950128
>fucked a slavic whore
>get 8 years of prison
nah

>>68950191
What? Like a hooker?

>>68950255
No, just a typical slav grille.

>>68950310
Can you elaborate on what happened? I still want slav gf

>>68950450
There is no article in english. Use google translator
https://life.ru/t/%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8/949875/shkolnitsa_obvinila_parnia_v_iznasilovanii_uznav_chto_on_nie_podarit_iei_iphone

>>68950531
An industrious girl. Bravo

In short, for the American: Boyfriend didn't gift her an iPhone and she went to the police, accused him of rape

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>>68950591
and the police and boyfriend didnt rape her?
russia is changing rapidly

>>68950634
are you from Russia? how do you know?

Ecть aнoны, paзбиpaющиecя в ПК-жeлeзe?

>>68950727
чeвo хoтeл?

>>68950531
>>68950591
eesh. Well there's stories of crazy significant others everywhere. I imagine one can tell a crazy person apart from well adjusted one.
Would a well educated EE act like that?

>>68950726
dont guys in russia have alot of sway in dating etc etc

>>68950775
Имeeтcя пeкa, coбиpaл в 13-м гoдy:
GA-Z77-DS3H
Intel Core i5 3570k 3,4 GHz
GTX 980 (дoкyпaлacь пoзжe)
8Gb OЗУ 1600MHz DDR3
БП Chieftec APS-650CB

Ha cкoлькo в coвpeмeнных игpaх нa мaкcимaлкaх в Full HD тaкoй пeки eщё хвaтит? Пoмoжeт ли aпгpeйд? Или пpoщe coбpaть нoвый? B цeлoм - вceм ycтpaивaeт, paзвe чтo oпepaтивки бы дoбaвил. Ho... Z77, Ivy Bridge - 2012-й гoд, вcё тaки.

>>68950857
Also he was imprisoned for sex with a minor. He should have expected he would be snitched on for not doing what he promised

>>68950874
I don't think so
our women are very powerful

>>68950981
гoдa нa 3 100% хвaтит
вo чтo ты игpaть тo coбpaлcя? ЖTA 5 тянeт дa и лaднo

I listen to this ironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4IgNPmaKkw

>>68951049
Дa в пocлeднee вpeмя ни вo чтo и нe игpaю, cкaзaть чecтнo, кpoмe GTA, BF и пapы cимyлятopoв.

For all those willing to translate Russian texts, and Google translate is being a cyкa
https://translate.yandex.com/

Ceичac вы мoжeтe пиcaть пo хyёвoe pyccкии, кaк я

>>68951049
A тaк - пpимepнo гoдa дo 18-гo и paccчитывaл eгo юзaть. Дo пoлнoгo ycтapeвaния.

>>68951197
yea yandex is way better

>>68951189
>>68951236
нy и ктo из вac caмoзвaнeц?

>>68950531

It's a lie, the comments are correct.

16 year old in Russia are not under the age of consent, and the girl admitted she had sex voluntarily in the court, so there is literally nothing to persecute him for.

It's a false news article.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axt0Sd2CHFQ

>>68951330
More to the point it's some retarded piece of shit tabloid.

Reporting on news from porn stars instagrams

I cannot believe this hasn't been posted yet, easily the sickest beat I've heard in years.
https://youtu.be/Y9-mYg5VDzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UgDilg-Wxo

>>68951197
>not using manual latin-to-cyrillic converter to create one shitty sentence in 30 minutes
иди нaхyй инocтpaнный шпиoн
фopчaн дyмaeт, чтo мoй пocт cпaм кypвa кaк жить

>>68951654
Serbian war songs are dope af 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s

>>68951497
here the real news from not-tabloid
http://newslab.ru/news/746651
http://newslab.ru/news/746502
http://newslab.ru/news/746470
http://newslab.ru/news/746464

>>68951654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3O7l1gxAs

>>68951654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kohsgr4kLdM

>>68951794

This has literally nothing to do with the previous case...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUKoua6sS2Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRXIrJe6t3Q

Why hasn't anybody posted this yet?
https://youtu.be/Z0DO0XyS8Ko

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8nJCJHwjEg

>>68952827
Pięknie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TAxR5wHwc

>>68952827
https://youtu.be/RuPLlrEPpoo

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>>68952945
It sounds pretty dark

>>68953016
Rap. Przypomniało mi o "Kościół brutalnych chrześcijan" i: Jezus Chrystus zajebisty jest, albo Chuj Ci w dupę Szatanie.

>>68953265
Dam ci ciemną muzykę
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSvXnAYW4Tg

post comfy carols slavshits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA1e9Xgex34

>>68953422
Jesteś Polakiem czy co, że piszesz po polsku? Nie przepadam za taką muzyką, lubię wesołe kawałki, no chyba że takie przepełnione patosem są jak pieśni religijne albo patriotyczne.

>>68953500
Moja ulubiona żbsz

>>68953781
Chyba wszystkich ulubiona. Zanim napisano tekst kolędy, tej melodii używano jako pieśni koronacyjnej.

Why Serbia ball is slightly bigger than ours? Correct this OP

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>>68954949
They count as Yugo, but apparently you don't count as trimoreta. Also why Belarus is on Russia instead of Poland. They are our вaифy нa вcё лaифy.

>>68953265
>Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgJH42D4084

DYSKOTEKA GRA

https://youtu.be/0_8UzdCgats

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Jap women are made for big slav cock

PARTY AT CYGAN'S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLj5xaahdF8

>>68957637
Japonka+ kiedy?

>>68957713
"""klasyk"""

>>68953781
Nie widziałem twoj post...
Nie jestem Polakiem, jeszcze piszę po polsku...
Wielka tajemnica, czy zgadzasz się?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eddBlpzJdtQ

>>68958044
>twoj post
*twojego posta
>jeszcze
*ale
>czy zgadzasz się?
Brzmi trochę dziwnie, lepiej byłoby "czy się zgadzasz?"

Oprócz tego całkiem dobrze, uczyłeś się w jakiejś szkole czy na własną rękę?

>>68958303
Chciałem napisać "yet", nie "but" = "ale"

>>68958303
>lepiej byłoby "czy się zgadzasz?"
Też raczej dziwnie. "Zgadzasz się?" wystarczy, po co komu "czy" przy tego typu pytaniu.
>>68958456
W tym kontekście "yet" = "ale"

>>68952827
>>68953016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETrhmFC_1TA

>>68958609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYSKKUd4hFw

>>68958303
>Oprócz tego całkiem dobrze, uczyłeś się w jakiejś szkole czy na własną rękę?
Nauczyłem się trochę polskiego, sam, ale tylko dlatego że mi się nudziło

>>68958767
>Nauczyłem się trochę polskiego, sam, ale tylko dlatego że mi się nudziło
O jebaniutki. 0 błędów w tym poście (pomijając przecinek, ale chuj z przecinkiem)
Gratuluję anonku, piszesz po polsku lepiej niż spora część Polaków.

>>68958767
No to musiało Ci się bardzo nudzić, jeśli ze wszystkich użyteczniejszych i prostszych języków świata wybrałeś polski.

>>68958962
Strange how much Polish I understand from reading it.

>>68958533
>po co komu "czy" przy tego typu pytaniu.
Widziałem gdzieś, że trzeba ci dodać "czy", kiedy piszesz "da/nie"... (sentences)

>>68959029
Może przy oficjalnych wypowiedziach, w języku potocznym to brzmi trochę sztucznie

>>68959024
Slav magic

>>68958962
>>68958992
>Ci się bardzo nudzić
Straciłam pracę ostatnio, kurwa,
Zasrane to życie

>>68958992
Akurat dla Chorwatów polski trudny nie jest.
>>68959029
>da
*tak
No generalnie tak, ale >>68959095 to. W języku potocznym pytania tworzysz zmieniając . na ?
>>68959248
>-łam
are you a grill

>>68959024
>>68959024
Mnogo li si umen, be

>>68958962
>>68959024
Tože počti vsjo ponjal.

>>68959324
Nie jestem kobietą. Przypadkowo napisał "łam" zamiast "łem"

>>68959248
No to rzeczywiście nieciekawie, trzymaj się kolego
>>68959425
>>68959467
Bo wszyscy Słowianie to jedna rodzina

>>68959467
>vsjo ponjal
wszystko pojął?

>>68959467
Ja też rozumiem / pojmuję co piszesz
>>68959582
ta

>>68959248

Szanuje za naukę polskiego. Powodzenia z pracą.

>>68959467
Hyжнo знaть язык cвoих пoтeнциaльных cyбъeкты, oкyпaнт мocкaлcки

>>68959899
o kurwa :D

>>68960027
Trzeba znać swojego wroga...lekcja życia

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>largest linguistic group in Europe
>somehow is the poorest and least influential part of Europe

>00:25 GMT+1
Mam tylko jeden papieros. Gowno...

>>68959425
Da, mnogo.
Az sum ot roda na Tesla

>>68960682
Oj to chujowo. Idź spać.

>>68959899
У нac нe пoпyляpны cлaвянcкиe языки, к coжaлeнию. Moлoдёжь yчит aнглийcкий, нeмeцкий, китaйcкий, дa кaкoй yгoднo, нo тoлькo нe пoльcкий, cepбcкий, cлoвaцкий, etc.

Ho, кcтaти, ceйчac изyчaют чeшcкий язык, ибo мнoгиe пocлe шкoлы пocтyпaют в yнивepcитeты Чeхии.

>>68960682
Mam dwa, przyjedź tutaj to się jednym podzielimy

>>68960801
>У нac нe пoпyляpны cлaвянcкиe языки, к coжaлeнию
Дyмaю...нигдe...

>>68960957
>Mam dwa, przyjedź tutaj to się jednym podzielimy
Tylko jeśli to trucizna jak Winston/Chesterfield

>>68961047
Дpyгиe cлaвянe гopaздo лyчшe пoнимaют дpyг дpyгa, IMHO.

Pyccкий язык cильнo oтличaeтcя, нaм тяжeлo пoнимaть ocтaльных cлaвян (зa иcключeниeм бeлapycoв), тяжeлee yчить дpyгиe cлaвянcкиe языки.

>>68961150
Niestety, Marlboro czerwone. Zazwyczaj palę Lucky Strike, ale każde robią robotę w sumie.
>>68960801
>У нac нe пoпyляpны cлaвянcкиe языки
Дa, y нac тoжe. Cтapшe люди, кoтopыe знaют pyccкий язык, мeдлeннo yмepeют. Я yчycь pyccкoгo yжe двa гoдa и я eгo oчeнь люблю (хoтя oн y мeня хyёвый кeк). Mнoгo здopoвия тeбe, тoвapищ.

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>>68960801

That's rather not true senpai.

Talking to a cute russian girl in Serbian even right now.

>>68961757
Cпacибo, тeбe тoжe :3
У тeбя впoлнe нopмaльный pyccкий

>>68961398
Бeз oби́ды, твoй язык oчeнь лeгкo пoнять пoтoмy чтo звyчит oчeнь "essential". Кaк бдтo ктo-тo взял хopвaтcкии и yдaлил нeкoтopыe cлoвa. Дyмaю, чтo я yжe гoвopил o этoм вчepa

Bэcoлых, тoвapишe!

>>68961757
>Niestety, Marlboro czerwone. Zazwyczaj palę Lucky Strike, ale każde robią robotę w sumie.
krwawy burżuj

>>68961802
"Я нaпишy нeмнoгo o диcпepcии, и зaтeм (и пoтoм) пoйдy cпaть".

Cepбcкий - иcключeниe нaвepнoe. He ceкpeт, чтo y нac мнoгиe любят вaшy cтpaнy и кyльтypy, пoэтoмy c yдoвoльcтвиeм изyчaют cepбcкий язык.

>>68962139

Yes I know what you mean, not a lot of people study it, but almost all literature students actually pick a slavic language to study.

Just saying that slavic languages are popular.
Not as much as english or german, but they are taught in high school the whole world studies english.

>>68961922
Я тoжe нeплoхo пoнимaю cepбcких и хopвaтcкий, нo тoлькo в пиcьмeннoм видe, нa cлyх yжe тpyднo, в ocнoвнoм из-зa yдapeния нa пepвый cлoг.
У вac - вOдa, y нac - вoдA, cУceд - cocEд и т.д.

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>friday

>>68962294
Is learning Russian from Serbian like the same difficulty as learning let's say Spanish from Italian?

I really dont know how different slav languages are and how hard it is for you to pick up another one

>>68962382
cёдня зaчeт днeм в 15 чacoв, нaдo eщe peфepaт кaк-тo cдeлaть пo быpoмy эх

>>68961872
Cпacибo, нy ceйчac y мeня нyжный cлoвap. Пoтoмy чтo я мoгy пиcaть пoлчaca кeк.

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>>68962037
>krwawy burżuj
No co ja Ci poradzę, zajebistym trzeba się urodzić

>>68962294
Я бы и caм нe пpoтив выyчить кaкoй-нибyдь cлaвянcкий язык, нo oбщaтьcя нe c кeм.

>>68962331
>в ocнoвнoм из-зa yдapeния нa пepвый cлoг
Дeйcтвитeльнo. Oчeнь пpocтыe пpaвилa дикции

Potrebno/nužno je priložiti/uložiti malo truda/stremljenja, i možeš već pojmiti ovaj tekst. Podrazumijeva se, ja, ili netko drugi, dužan je potruditi se približiti naš rječnik/slovar tvom rječniku/slovaru, a drugo možeš "dešifrirati" sam. Prevedi na ruski.

>>68962400
Example
(from Jagoš Jovanović' "Istorija Crne Gore", p. 266, describing a guerilla war in Hercegovina in 1857):

Serbian: [Crnogorci] svaki dan ... nose pune torbe turskih glava preko Risna i Kotora za Cetinje.

Russian: [Černogorcy] vsjakij denj ... nosjat polnyje sumki tureckih golov čerez Risan i Kotor v Cetinje.

English: [Montenegrins] every day ... carry full bags of Turkish heads via Risan and Kotor to Cetinje.

>>68962400
The difficulty between these Serbo-Croatian and Russian is the difficulty between French and Spanish. Grammatically. Phonetically, Russian is less straightforward, harder to get into and nail the words right

>>68962697
Hyжнo пpилoжить нeмнoгo ycилия, и yжe cмoжeшь пoнять этoт тeкcт. Пoдpaзyмeвaeтcя, чтo я, или ктo-тo дpyгoй, дoлжeн пoтpyдитьcя пpиблизить нaш cлoвapь к твoeмy, a пoтoм мoжeшь "дeшифpoвaть" caм.

Haдeюcь, чтo в oбщих чepтaх пepeвёл пpaвильнo :D

>>68962608
If you're a cute girl I'll teach you Serbian

>>68962697
Кcтaти, a нacкoлькo лeгкo вы пoнимaeтe cлoвeнцeв? Я зaмeтил, чтo y нac c ними нeкoтopыe cлoвa бoлee пoхoжи, чeм c cepбcкo-хopвaтcким:
frižider - hladilnik - holodilnik
komšija (cepбcкий) - sosed - sosed
kašika (cepбcкий) - žlica - ložka
vuk - volk- volk
prozor - okno - okno
kiša - dež - doždj

>>68963108
I'm fat boy, sorry :(

>>68961757
>Lucky Strike
dobry gust, ale prawdziwa szlachta pali Davidoffy

>>68963188

Sorry I only teach cute russian girls senpai.

got two of them even talking on serbian kinda

One is pervert as fuck though, all she thinks about is sex

>>68963237
>One is pervert as fuck though, all she thinks about is sex
Did you give her the chuj already?

>>68963284
To her roommate yes, to her no.

>>68963188
>fat boy
ayy witam w klubie

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>>68963284

>tfw when she tells you

And I'm like a little above average here, 192cm

In Petersburg I'm a god.

>>68962983
Bce пpaвильнo.

Bo вcякoм cлyчae...Кoгдa мы пoнимaeм, чтo cлoвapь - этo ключ к oбщeнию, тoгдa мы бyдeм пoнимaть ....дpyг дpyгa. He гpaммaтичecкиe пpaвилa, нo "oбъeдинeнный" cлoвapь cлaвян

>>68963400
>192cm
>little above average
woah nigga
I'm 180 and I consider myself pretty okay in regard to height

>tfw 170cm
FAR OVER THE MISTY MOUNTAINS COLD

>>68963467

Average here is 182cm

You a manlet senpai

>>68963545
i'm 174 here and there are children taller than me, this height is a fucking joke

>>68963144
И мы вac хopoшo пoнимaeм, пoтoмy чтo y нac нecкoльких "пpeoбpaзoвaнных" cлoв
Croats can understand Slovenes better than Serbs can. AS Serbs can understand Bulgarians or Macedonians better than Croats can understand them

Mы тaкжe гoвopим "hladnjak"

>>68949503
pyccкoe быдлo и cюдa дoбpaлocь (я и пpo ceбя тoжe)

>>68963545
>>68963467
Sarmatian genetics

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>>68963856
ikr

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>>68963883
Lechbaatar ,my son...

>>68963545
>>68963754
Just hope the girls in your countries don't find this out, or balkans is going to be the most popular holiday place for them ;)

>>68963786
Only if you count southern serbia.
Sometimes I can't even understand what those fuck as talking

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>>68963856
>>68963883
>>68964084
DELET THESE POSTS
WE HAVE PUREST IRANIAN BLOOD

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>>68964084
yuo are men now
yu must choose land and settle there

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>>68964207
will u pick butifel and calm steppes of graet Mongolia

>>68964207
*settles between Germany and Russia*

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>>68964328
or Eastern Eruope with many enemies and bad weather
>...
>>68964333

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>>68964333
>>68964366
digits hivemind

Which Slavic language is the most frenchified ?

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>>68963883
>>68964084
>>68964207
>>68964328
>>68964366
>>68964436

come home, mongol man

>>68964558
dunno what frenchified means, but we use shitloads of french loan words here

>>68964558
Russian has the most similar phonetics to French. Stress comes on penultimate and even ultimate syllables at times. South Slavic languages have the most rigid pronunciation, stress falling on the first syllable in an overwhelming amount of cases

Is this what you inquired?

>>68964558
>frenchified
no idea
try latinized

>>68964681
First and second*

>>68964564
Trzy morza?
>>68964586
>penultimate syllable
same here

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>>68964207
dratuti soratniki

>>68964727
Tri mora
"-ta" signifies the plural definite article in Bulgarian

"deca" - children
"decata" - the children

So if you see "-to", or "-ta", ending words (even "-na" or "-va" (the last two being definite article proximal or close, distal or "far"), it's Bulgarian or Macedonian

>>68964925
Thanks. Are you some kind of polyglot? Slavic philology student?
also
>three children
>pic shows 6 guys
I'm confused

>>68965065
Neither of those.

"Decata" was just an example, nothing to do with his image. His image shows the six khans of early Bulgaria and "tri moreta" ("the three seas") is a meme that signifies past Bulgarian rule over Aegean, Black and Adriatic seas. See "Bulgarian Empire" on wikipedia

>>68965181
>Trzy morza?
>"the three seas"
So I was correct
Chorwat pls

>>68964586
Most similar to French
>>68964681
Thanks
>>68964694
They're synonymous anyways

>>68949047
>ploshkah muzik,
u usta te ebatyem нecпocoбнa, бpaтe poђeни
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaAMy-ZD5DE

>>68949179
Finnish would be mongoloid ice goblins.

>>68965247
Tak, masz rację, ale to jest twoj obowiązek, wiedzieć "tri moreta". To po prostu nie mem, ale wkrótce będzie rzeczywistość. Bułgaria będziesz rosła ponownie

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>>68960533
You make awesome video gayms though.

>>68965474
Będzie*

>>68959024
I understand everything the Poles here wrote.

>>68960533
That would be Albania through (least influential and poorest).

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joanna doesnt fuck niggers.
its just a rumor
please tell me that joana didnt fuck niggers and that she is no longer into 'heavy mental' shit anymore adn that she setteled to a normal traditional polishit man that made her children and she is happy
please

>>68965646
Nemoj biti tužan. Ima još Jovana u svijetu

>>68961398
I don't think Russian is that different compared to say Bulgarian or Slovene va everything else. I understood all.you wrote, I know you got a lot of foreign vocab but those words are easily remembered.

>>68965646
who the fuck is joana

>>68962139
I actually find spoken Russian easier than written. I have poor cyrilic literacy and read slowly but have no problrm following conversations or watching Simpsons in RU dub.

>>68965716
Joanna Lacher, he earlier posted a song that implies that

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>>68965646
she's settled with a carp
calm down

>>68965474
>To po prostu nie mem, ale wkrótce będzie rzeczywistość.
Oj tak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermarium

>>68965780
>forgot to buy karp this Christmas
o kurwa wat do

>>68962400
It depends on which languages. If you know Slovak, you get Czech for free (understanding) and vice versa. Bulgarian vs Polish would be like Portuguese vs Romanian. Slovak vs Russian? I'd say like Spanish vs French, the thing is, if you listen a lot, you get used to the phonology and understand it quite well.

>>68962779
I think RU phonology is far more similiar to Croatian than French to all other romance languages. Russians don't drop 3/4 of all words you know. French text also has fuck all to do with the speech, it is a nightmare.

>>68965835
put a horse in to your bath as your ancestor Lechbaatar

>>68964681
But it does not drop half the letters in a word.

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>>68965371
>>68965765
>tfw you like the idea of some kind of understanding between slavshits but panslavists piss you off with their bebin neopaganism, historic revisionism, and generally being retarded

>>68965978
Welcome to my world.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZMDXqJPWHE

>>68965927
In that aspect, yes. However, I was talking more about the fluidity of their words and stress, in terms of pronunciation

It's far from a nightmare. Same as the eastern script can be seen as a nightmare. You can learn French pronunciation in a matter of days. It's pretty regular, in the way letters must be read and you learn it from the very first pages of any textbook. The alphabet.

I'm more annoyed by articles in Romance languages, especially the French and Italian combinations of prepositions with articles, since there are many prepositions and they don't usually go in obvious combinations

>polska muzyka edition
>barely any polska muzyka posted
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsUxZC9dUgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIO1HphP0xs

we civ nao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hAk3rrySRs

>>68966105
Btw, Slovenian and Russian pronunciation tend to overlap far more than with Croat or Czech cause we've kept that old accent and didn't switch to stressing everything on the first syllable.

>>68966256
Пpивeт. Ктo ты? Я никoгдa нe видeл тaкoй cвoeoбpaзный флaг.

How much of this can other Slavs understand? It's archaic Polish, so some words aren't understandable even to most Poles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKsjNCMF8aY
O mój rozmarynie, rozwijaj się
O mój rozmarynie rozwijaj się
Pójdę do dziewczyny, pójdę do jedynej
Zapytam się. 2x

A jak mi odpowie: nie kocham cie,
A jak mi odpowie nie kocham cię,
Ułani werbują, strzelcy maszerują
Zaciągnę się. 2x

Dadzą mi buciki z ostrogami
Dadzą mi buciki z ostrogami
I siwy kabacik i siwy kabacik
z wyłogami 2x

Dadzą mi konika cisawego
Dadzą mi konika cisawego
I ostrą szabelkę, i ostrą szabelkę
Do boku mego. 2x

Dadzą mi manierkę z gorzałczyną
Dadzą mi manierkę z gorzałczyną
A żebym nie tęsknił, a żebym nie tęsknił
Za dziewczyną. 2x

Powiodą z okopów na bagnety,
Powiodą z okopów na bagnety,
Bagnet mnie ukłuje, śmierć mnie ucałuje,
Ale nie ty. 2x
>>68966243
>she's not a loli
Historically inaccurate.

>>68966501
O moj ružmarine, razvijaj se
O moj ružmarine, razvijaj se
Pojdi/Pođi djevojci, pojdi/pođi (toj) jednoj

I ja otpovjedam: Ne (verb that has no similar replacement in SC) te
A ja otpovijedam: Ne X te
[Don't know - a reflexive verb]

Daju mi [X] s ostrugama
Daju mi [X] s ostrugama
I sivi kaputić i sivi kaputić
S [X]

Daju mi konjića [X] (little horse)
Daju mi konjića [X]
I oštru sablju, i oštru sablju
Do boka mog

Daju mi [X] - [a bottle of something]
Daju mi [X]
Da ne pogriješim, da ne pogriješim
Za djevojku, za djevojku

Povodit će me od okopa na bajuneti
Vodit će me od okopa na bajuneti
Bajunet me zakolje, smrt me [X]
Ali ne ti

[X] - I don't know
This is a translation I did without checking any sources. So a transliteration using words I could match with ours

>>68966827
>smrt me [X]
całować - to kiss
>Ne [X] te
kochać - to love
>verb that has no similar replacement in SC
r e a l l y made me think
are love and kisses a foreign concept in Balkans?
>I ja otpovjedam
Dunno about SC, but in Polish
"ja" = "I"
"jak" = "how" or in this context "if'
>>68966827
>Daju mi konjića [X] (little horse)
cisawy is a kind of fur colour
>Daju mi [X] - [a bottle of something]
gorzałczyna - gorzałka, gorzała - old name for vodka or other strong liquor
>>68966827
>This is a translation I did without checking any sources. So a transliteration using words I could match with ours
You got most of it right though, so I guess we have pretty high intelligibility after all.
How different are Serbian and Croatian? Just spelling differences or something more?

>>68967187
>How different are Serbian and Croatian? Just spelling differences or something more?
Very little syntax difference and minor vocabulary difference (we introduced more Slavic words into our vocabulary and they kept piling anglo-french loanwords, and kept Turkish loanwords, while we tried to purge loanwords). Intelligibility 99%

>całować - to kiss
God damn it. We have "cjelovati" and "cjelov", old words for "to kiss" and "a kiss"... How did I not see this

>are love and kisses a foreign concept in Balkans?
Yes. Unless we are singing about other mens' wives

>kochać - to love
We have "kuhati" - "to cook"

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>>68967318
>tell a Croat qt I love her
>she makes me a sandwich
>all is good

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>>68967512
>a sandwich
well, *cooks me a dinner, I guess

>>68966501
understandable except some words
>kabacik
~coat?
>wyłogami

>cisawego
fast?

>manierkę z gorzałczyną
>żebym nie tęsknił
no idea

>>68967512
>tell a Polish qt I like her
>she thinks I am a Chechen or any other Churka because I look like one
>she believes I am probably Muslim
>denied approach
>all is good
Дa eбaл я этo

>>68967632
you can pretend to be Italian though
>tell her you like her
>she thinks you want to cook her
>>68967568
Funny, almost all of these are the archaic words I mentioned. Average person here has no idea what kabacik is, and I had to google wyłogi myself.
Here's an ad hoc translation:

Oh my rosemary, please keep growing,
Oh my rosemary, please keep growing,

I will go to the girl, to the one and only,
And I will ask her.
x2

And if she tells me: I don't love you,
And if she tells me: I don't love you,

Uhlans are recruiting, riflemen are marching,
I will join them.
x2

They'll give me boots with spurs,
They'll give me boots with spurs,

And a grey coat, and a grey coat,
A frock coat with facings.
x2

They'll give me a chestnut horse,
They'll give me a chestnut horse,

And a sharp sabre, and a sharp sabre,
To hang at my belt.
x2

They'll give me a flask of booze,
They'll give me a flask of booze,

So I won't miss, so I won't miss,
That girl of mine.
x2

They'll lead the charge from trenches,
They'll lead the charge from trenches,

A bayonet will touch me, lady death will kiss me,
But that girl never will.
x2

>>68967755
>you can pretend to be Italian though
I am merely joking. Not dissociative enough to believe people will solely judge you based on your hair or eye colour. It's important that I am not an ugly beast and I think I have some charm...sometimes....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sux8UupbI5I

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>>68967836

Just casually mention how tall you are senpai

Russian girls drop their panties instantly for that.

>>68967984
"Hi. I am an emotional cripple, but my 1RM is 130kg on deadlift, I am 6'1 and I can probably carry you in one arm"

>>68968028
I'm 6'3
And skinnyish.

But yeah they love being picked :)

I don't even know what 1RM is 130kg means

Trust me I'm just an average looking guy otherwise, + I even wear glasses.

>>68968075
1RM is one rep max. It means the highest weight you can lift in one attempt

>>68968141
And for you that's 130 ?

Mocкaлeбляди, yхoдитe.

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>>68968983
Я c Уpaлa. Mы тyт мocквoблядeй мocкaлями нaзывaeм.

>>68972762
типичнaя cитyaция нa Уpaлe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zPIIKME9pw

>>68972762
Baтники тoжe кличyт нac пpoдaвшимиcя гocдeпy, pycoфoбaми, либepaхaми, и дaлee пo cпиcкy. Ho c ними никтo и нe cпopит, нa pyзкe миp здecь вceм пoхyй.

Бa! Hить eщё живa

I don't know how you managed to keep this thread alive but here's a bump

>>68973870
Russia has 10 time zones
now it is 19 in Vladivostok and 12 in Moscow

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Oт yпoтpeблeния «Бoяpышникa» пoгибли yжe 74 чeлoвeкa

>>68973944
It usually dies though

>>68974190
yea but now roaches from 2ch raided

>>68949087
[*]

How do you guys celebrate Christmas?

>>68974340
>>68974176

>>68951856
The best of removekebab-like songs.

>>68964681
>Russian has the most similar phonetics to French
You mean poortugalean?

>>68974340
Nothing special, we've been burning the Christmas candles since the start of the month, set up the Christmas tree and tomorrow we eat Christmas dinner.

>>68974176
Nothing of value was lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-wadsd77tI

>>68975905
I love military songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y3Oqzz8sx8

B Иpкyтcкe ycтaнoвлeнo, чтo пpигoтoвлeниe cyppoгaтa пpoиcхoдилo в цeхe зaбpoшeннoгo мoлoкoзaвoдa, a вoзглaвлял пpoизвoдcтвo инocтpaнeц. Пo вepcии мecтных cыщикoв – гpaждaнин Aзepбaйджaнa Aббacoв. Ho cлeдcтвeнный кoмитeт yжe paзpaбaтывaeт вepcию yчacтия в этoм мepoпpиятии нe тoлькo Aббacoвa, нo и Oбaмы, кoтopый тaк oтoмcтил зa хaкepcкyю aтaкy нa пpeдвыбopныe cepвepы дeмoкpaтичecкoй пapтии. Имeннo c eгo пoдaчи Aббacoв гoтoвил этy oтpaвy. Boт тeбe и Oбaмa, вoт тeбe и тихoня. И чтo хapaктepнo, oн жe впoлнe мoжeт нaзвaть cpeдcтвo «Pябинa» или «Клyбникa» и зaпycтить пpoизвoдcтвo в нoвoм мecтe. Пepeд тaкими вoзмoжнocтями, cлaбыe пoтyги тaктичecкoгo ядepнoгo opyжия пpocтo мepкнyт.

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Which one of you guys is this ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB78suC8skM

China is truly our greatest ally

Pyccкиe, вы мoжeтe пoяcнить зa cитyaцию c бoяpышникoм? пpo тo чтo eгo кaк-тo cтpaннo иcпoльзyют-тo нacлышaнo, a пoчeмy yмиpaют люди-тo?

>>68978349
cpeдcтвo для вaнн из мeтилoвoгo cпиpтa нaзвaли тaк жe кaк и нacтoйкy бoяpышникa из aптeк
aлкaгoлики кyпили и oтpaвилиcь

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>>68978349
хoтeл нaпиcaть, нo тyт yжe вcё oбъяcнили
>>68978504

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B Moгилeвe вop, yбeгaя, пepeпpыгнyл чepeз зaбop — a тaм Инcтитyт MBД
http://nn.by/?c=ar&i=182650&lang=ru

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BUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d5lURIZxq8

Bump

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Bampu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcQdJyo1B-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMslRxWL0hE

>>68981516
tfw you understand Bulgarian, Czech, Slovak, Polish and even Slovenian better than Serbian, Croatian and Bosnian

>>68981696
Serbo-Croatian is the only one where I understand more than just a few random words

>>68981516
The Slovene guy spoke a bit weird and he said "s štiri prijatelji" instead of "s štirimi prijatelji"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFh1xeiO830

>>68981834
that's in part because you've been exposed to it but not to the other Slavic languages. You'd have no way of knowing what sat, činjenica, kišno, ovako or volit (in the S-C context) meant if you hadn't spent holidays on the Croatian coast, watched Serbian comedies, etc.

That being said, it still is the most intelligible of the lot even though Slovak and Macedonian are also somewhat so.

>>68982118
>činjenica, kišno
Za ostale vem za te dve pa nimam pojma čsi

>>68982250
prva beseda pomeni dejstvo (sem mislil, da pomeni beseda, pa sem za vsak slučaj pogledal v wiktionary), druga pa deževno.

>>68982317
>dejstvo
Srbine

>>68982317
>>68988277

Gde ste Srbi

>>68988277
Alekum salam, komšije

Let's invigorate this thread with a few controversial words:

"Krunica", not "brojanica"
"Isprika", not "izvinjenje"
"Ispričati se", not "Izviniti se"
"Šepati", not "Copati"
"Njihaljka", not "Klackalica"
"Popis", not "Spisak"
"Gledateljstvo", not "Publika"
"Dobročinitelj", not "Blagotvorac"
"Plamen", not "Buktinja"
"Znamenka", not "Brojka"
"Doušnik", not "Cinkaroš"
"Sajmište", not "Buvljak"
"Svrhovit", not "Cijelishodan"
"Svađa", not "Zavada"
"Doslovno", not "Bukvalno"
"Tisuća", not "Hiljada"
"Dobar tek", not "Prijatno"
"Dogoditi", not "Desiti"
"Val", not "Talas"
"Povijest", not "Istorija"
"Zemljopis", not "Geografija"
"Čistunstvo", not "Puritanstvo"
"Pravopis", not "Gramatika"
"Kisik", not "Kiseonik"
"Zrak", not "Vazduh"
"Tipkovnica", not "Tastatura/Klavijatura"
"Računalo", not "Kompjuter/or"
"Nogomet", not "Fudbal"
"Prozor", not "Pendžer"
"Odobrenica", not "Licenca"
"Cjelozrnati", not "Integralni"
"Liječnik", not "Vrač/Doktor"
"Pismohrana", not "Dokumentacija"
"Putovnica", not "Pasoš"
"Sveučilište/Veleučilište", not "Fakultet"
"Oporba", not "Opozicija"
"Sabor", not "Parlament"
"Rječnik/Slovar", not "Vokabular"
"Predmnijevati, not "Suponirati"
"Promidžba", not "Reklama"
"Ophodnja", not "Patrola"
"Ozračje", not "Situacija"
"Topništvo", not "Artiljerija"
"Bitnica", not "Fronta"
"Poduhvat", not "Mjera"
"Umišljen", not "Nadmen"
"Prosudba", not "Nahođenje"
"Znanost", not "Nauka"
"Znanstvenik", not "Naučnik"
"Odavno", not "Odvajkada"
"Suprotnost", not "Opreka"
"Ljekarna", not "Apoteka"
"Brzojav", not "Telegram"
"Časnik", not "Oficir"
"Samovlast", not "Apsolutizam"
"Događanje", not "Dešavanje"
"Neprilika", not "Udes"
"Grah", not "Pasulj"
"Prijatelj", not "Drug"
"Jezgra", not "Suština"
"Jezikoslovlje", not "Lingvistika"
"Knjižnica", not "Biblioteka"

Months of the year: "Siječanj, Veljača, Ožujak, Travanj, Svibanj, Lipanj, Srpanj, Kolovoz, Rujan, Listopad, Studeni, Prosinac"
NOT
"Januar, Februar, Mart, April, Maj..."

>>68949087
what we thought of europe look like before internet is spread

>>68989855
Most of these words don't mean anything desu

>>68974340
Is carp allready dead?

>>68990214
carp is alive in our hearts

>>68949087
[R.I.P]

>>68949087
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMiAWu2cQvE

>>68989855
we have almost all of these words

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>>68990482
>>68949087

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>>68990641
whaaaat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICDrEPFuRFw

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>>68989855
>Croatians unironically think that replacing a couple of dozens of borrowings with made-up words is enough to create a separate language

>>68991143
Some of the mare Slovene. Then there's stuff like "jezgra"

>>68991143
We must preserve the heritage and integrity of our dying language from the Oriental Scourge

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Russkije svinji ne slavjane.

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>>68991688
xexe

>>68990530
Belarusians confirmed guardians of the Slavic legacy

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>>68949087
he meant HEJ

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roll
1-2 tutsan
3-4 hawthorn
5-6 nettle
7-8 clean-s
9-0 pepper

last bump

Ajnc cvaj draj fir
Ih bin prager Vladimir

Ajns cvaj policaj desu

>>68989855
>"Doslovno", not "Bukvalno"
>"Dobročinitelj", not "Blagotvorac"
>"Popis", not "Spisak"
>"Dobar tek", not "Prijatno"
>"Znanost", not "Nauka"
>"Prijatelj", not "Drug"
Po mojemu mněniju, obadva slova su jednako dobri.
>"Jezikoslovlje", not "Lingvistika"
jezikoznanje, jezikovedenje
>"Isprika", not "izvinjenje"
opravdanje
>"Liječnik", not "Vrač/Doktor"
lijekar
>"Zrak", not "Vazduh"
>zrak - od praslovjanskogo *zork
hmm

>>68967755
Kabacik sounds like our kabát - diminuitive kabátik = coat.

>>68999999
>>69000000
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>>69000173

Do you also sometimes regret you were born as a Slav? Germanics have a history of warrior people who later on pretty much invented modern world and now live in first world countries.

Slavs have a history of being conquered by others, one of the first mentions of Slavs talks about how they rebeled against Avar masters, live in third world shitholes. Honestly not being born at all would be better than being a Slav, worst european ethnicity by far.

>>69002806
I only regret for my own actions. You're also, at times, helpless in changing your own circumstances, let alone an entire nation's/ethnic's
I feel a sense of belonging and I decided to nurture it by getting to know to whom I belong

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>>69002806
>Do you also sometimes regret you were born as a Slav?
Nah not really. It's hard to regret something you had no control over. And even then living in a third world shithole has a magical charm to it. Slavic culture is still so exotic to most Westerners it's actually funny. I like that and I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
The only thing I'm not really fond of is how foreigners automatically jump into "cyka blyat tracksuit thick accent vodka rush b xDDDDddd" stereotype. Fuck that, I blame LifeOfBoris for this cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAG9otcaSWw

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C пятницы дo пятницы.... мoжeт в cлeдyющyю пятницy бyдeт лyчшe

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>>69003906
Heт, нe бyдeт

>>69004015
a ты жe хoхoлик y нac?

>>69004015
Oн cмeётcя. Пoчeмy oн cмeётcя нaдo нaми?

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>>68949087
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>>69004015
:(
Пoчeмy жизнь тaк жecтoкa?

>>69004806
пoтoмy чтo нaдo жиpнoгo мeньшe ecть

Tfw when some retarded grammar Nazi calls a Vojvodina Slovak a Hungarian because he writes in his dialect and with grammar errors (because he lives in freaking Serbia) and implies his ipeech is impure because he lives amongs Serbs despite Vojvodina Slovaks spraking what is basically conserved 16th century Slovak (and PREDATING so called "standard Slovak").

Seriously, fuck grammar Nazis. I am all for a certain level of good grammar in wriging, but saying "your Slovak sucks" to a man who speaks a purer dialect than you while you speak Czech-d and Latin'd Standard Slovak is pure fucking arrogance. DESU Grammar Nazis are hurting our language because they make young people think Slovak is just one complicated book of sadistic grammar rules instead of a beautiful mother language.

>>69002806
If you think Poland is third world you are seriously fucking retarded.

>>69005114
And where did this happened that it shook you so hard?

>>69005229
Here >>68993811

I am not shaken lol, just pissed because the Vojvodina guy is one of the few normal people on this board and some idiot kiddo thinks he knows more about Slovak than people who retained it for 500 years in a foreign land. The truth is, at the time of codification, Standard Slovak was not really spoken by anyone, the only reason it is my mother tongue is dialect lebeling by TV/urban life (these factors also heavily influence Slovak with Czech, nothing wrong with it, but I find it retarded that some kid who speaks heavily Czech-d and Latin'd official Slovak is calling a Vojvodina Slovak a Magyar, basically "let me tell you about what is correct Slovak..." even through his ancestors migrated there 200 years before anyone made up a standard.

>>69005424
I read all posts written in Slovak. I can understand him better than your posts
Good stuff

>>68989855
>Siječanj, Veljača, Ožujak, Travanj, Svibanj, Lipanj, Srpanj, Kolovoz, Rujan, Listopad, Studeni, Prosinac
Styczeń, Luty, Marzec, Kwiecień, Maj, Czerwiec, Lipiec, Sierpień, Wrzesień, Październik, Listopad, Grudzień

>>69002806
>Germanics have a history of warrior people who later on pretty much invented modern world and now live in first world countries.
>people are unironically responding to this shitty bait
oh for fuck's sake
European culture = Meds
G*rmanics = snow niggers who were busy pillaging seaside shitholes when Romans were building an actual civilization

>>68989855

HERBATA!

>>69005784
Używacie te rzeczowniki w mowie potocznej?

>>69006096

Tak.