/éire/suomi/

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>tfw no average irish gf

>>68946794
I heard you had a fair amount of drink on ye last night/this morning.

What was the shtory with that?

>>68946688
Small
Far away

>>68946823
he's got a serious drink problem

the curse of all Celts

>>68946868
Poor little crature ;_;

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>>68946823
Not much, I'm an alcoholic at this point and get wasted several times a week
I just was more triggered than usual yesterday I guess

>>68946688
>suomi
For what purpose?
You even did it wrong

Eejit

>>68946973
The boyos were posting in the last thread and we're GOING to become a multicultural general whether you like it or not so you might as well embrace it

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I'm still here

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>>68947059
No

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>>68947127
e m b r a c e

>>68946946
You only spawned Therry henry and, when your rugby team couldn't beat Ireland you killed their star players..
for shame

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he could of been pope!!!

>>68946946
I'd be fairly well triggered too if someone was to write a story about frogweeb having a curry cheese covered finger shoved deep in her vaginal cavity.

Don't worry about it, a bhuachaill.

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>could of
>of

>>68947127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc

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>>68947351
hook, line and sinker

>he's here

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>I was merely pretending to be retarded

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>>68947387
>they invented gayness

>>68947750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-WRb2u4po

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>>68947657
baited again!!!!

>>68947889
you're on a roll faggot

I want the yanks to leave

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What a talented woman

>>>/his/2114200
for all na bhuchaillí trying to learn the auld teanga

>>68951131
thank you

http://www.scots-online.org/grammar/ulster_scots.asp

Why so dead

>>68953873
everyone is out drinking

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>>68953873
Im here

>>68953873
hello

>>68953873
I'm also here.

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Has anybody ever given a bathroom Nigerian money?

>>68954043
Why do I have a UK flag on an Irish train's wifi?

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>>68954145
every single time

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>>68953873
Busy drinking and eating kinder bueno

>>68954301
How can you eat kinder bueno or any chocolate in France? Tried it and everything was melted and sticky and shit

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>>68954159
We own you

>>68953873
reading and lurking

Kinder is meme chocolate desu

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>>68954492
France is weird when it comes to chocolate. The store brand stuff often tastes better than what the established brands produce, for a fraction of the price.

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>>68954590
not very inspirational, prefer pic related

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>>68954675
Do what the butterfly tells you.

>>68954669
same in switzerland
you can get a load of chocolate from migros for maybe 10 franks and it's absolutely delicious. no point buying fancy swiss chocolate in switzerland.

>>68954590
>never
>proud
>[of] the strength to start over
h-heh t-thanks

reminder that there is no such thing as "bad"chocolate

Spent an hour alone with a women in a soundproof room today lads.

>>68954734
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6grVJyS-ap4

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>>68954788
was she qt?

Is anyone at the meet up now or what?

>>68954783
american chocolate can get fairly bad

Does lidl have a good kinder bueno knock off? What's it called?

>>68954818
She was alright.

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>>68954492
You probably tried during summer or something, it's fine now

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>>68954783
Your ma never gave you those shite biscuit bars in Primary school?

>>68954823
me

load of sweaty lads in their late teens in zip up jumpers, denim jeans and converse shoes, give it a miss

reminder that "swiss" people that can't speak romansh are as swiss as somalians

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Can you imagine the raw sexual energy emanating from a hungry Sersh? She sees you walking home with a takeaway curry cheese chip. Her mouth salivates with each bite you take until she's visibly drooling. Suddenly she can't contain herself and waddles towards you. She grabs the box out your hands and wolfs them down, often forgetting to chew. Before you can even comprehend what's happened she's already finished, and wanting more. She tries sucking the curry stained on her jumper but it's not enough. Then she looks at you. Her eyes fixed on your curry cheese covered fingers. She grabs your hands with full force and starts licking them sensually. Her eyes are flickering and she's already moaning. Before long she can't even stand anymore. She falls to her knees, still keeping a deathgrip on those delicious fingers of yours. You try to break free but she's too strong. You're also afraid if she falls over her colossal weight will crush your legs to powder. Suddenly you're being dragged down. Before long she's stuck your hand down into her leggings and you can feel her moist warm interior. At this point this is happening whether you want it or not so you decide to go along with it. Her hairy cunt makes you itch but you don't care. She makes no effort to hide her pleasure. Surely people inside their homes are now listening to sound of Saoirse Ronan orgasming on the street. She's so loud she drowns out the music being played in the nearby underage disco. Her crotch is soaking wet and it's clear her body can't take much more. She lets out one final joyous roar and collapses on the footpath. You wipe your hand on her jumper and give it a sniff. Still smells of curry cheese chips.

>>68954921
no one speaks romansch in switzerland
even having relatives who spoken romansch at some point in the past (which i do) isnt very common in switzerland

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>>68954783
That's just wrong, Luxembro.

>>68954823
I'm there. Look to your left.

>>68954909
>>68954992
Post pics.

>>68954882
i was referring to just pure chocolate but my mother always used to give children on Liichtmëssdag (our weird way of trick or treating) those shite balistos they were horrible tasted like raw cereals

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>>68955019

>>68954944
She does have the look of one of those street walkers whod stop you outside a supermacs at 2am and while you're enjoying a bacon and cheese burger shed say "giz a bite, gwan, have you any chips?" And proceed to grab the chips from my bar and smear them in ketchup while she devours the chips and the bacon falls from her mouth as she hungrily consumes my food

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>>68954909
>zip up jumpers, denim jeans and converse shoes
Converse are awful, but what's wrong with the other two? Jeans are great.

>>68955100
can picture you now you little creature

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>>68955019
Sorry for the poor image quality, my phone's camera is shite.

>>68955157
Tell us what's your idea of fashion then.

>>68955100
>he does not run around all day in the tracksuit of his local football club
disappointed me there a bit , that's what I imagined all Irish to look like

>>68955238
Only knackers wear sports gear outside of sports.

>>68955310
well to be fair , I've only made physical contact with Dubs and a Limerick lad

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>>68955193

>>68955376
>I've only made physical contact with Dubs and a Limerick lad
My sincerest condolences.

>>68955439
Post the one with the giraffe neck lad.

Those with long necks are far more Irish than no-neck chumps.

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*snickers*

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>>68955551
can't download the original because of warosu or the dylan roof one so here's one off rebbit

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>franco-danish

>>68955790
coming up next: belgic-swiss

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>>68955439
>shoes without socks
When will this meme die?

>>68955790
maybe the person who made it wanted to separate Norman from French by a few more degrees

>>68955857
>shoes without socks and people rolling up their trousers so their ankles are exposed
>it's -10 degrees outside

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>>68955932
>girl wearing hotpants
>and a heavy winter jacket
>in the middle of December

>>68956076
we used to have this one lad at our school who NEVER not a single time in his whole school career wore anything else than shorts and a t-shirt , he never wore a jacket , long pants or anything else to keep him warm so this winter has been fairoly cold (temperatures in the morning around -10 and in the afternoon about 2 degrees , he still did not want to wear a jacket or at lest trousers that would cover his knees
are those the people who die of pneumonia?
was his fat keeping him warm?
was he protesting against something?

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>>68956285
a good lad, and a good Celt

>>68956339
I'll nickname him Cingetorix then when i next meet him

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>>68956517
seriously though there's nothing wrong with having bare legs in the cold, unless you shave them like a quare

>>68956587
yes but -10 degrees is a bit extreme imo i mean a tshirt and shorts are not the best choice for luxembourgish winter

YOU'LL DO FUCKIN NUTTIN

>>68956656
>luxembourgish winter
>continental europe
ye soft southren fairy

>another year where you're still the most Irish person on 4chan
fuck's sake

>50km wind tommorow

>>68957726
watch you don't get blown away you stringy white bread faggot

>>68957726
You even run in the wind? Its fucking deadly fun

cut my tongue on an icepop again lads

>>68957965
*ever

>>68957829
that fucking time get

>>68957829
Give me and time and a place and I'll knock a bit of courtesy into you

lads what happened to black music?

stuff like this was so nice to listen to but now I find a lot of so aggressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo&list=RDyG0oBPtyNb0&index=11

>>68958404
Crack cocaine, crystal meth and Jewish music producers

You know how to say 12 months in Estonian?

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1. did your secondary have a significant number of ethnic minorities?

2.did they segregate themselves, IE. flips w/flips, blacks w/blacks, etc.?

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>>68958404
I only listen to high brow music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btqZejLvZFU

>>68958720
There was 4 black lads in my primary school class, and 2 in my secondary school year
I got on well with all them but during the teen years all but one basically started to hang around with just blacks more and more

>>68958720
Barely any, tried too hard to fit in, black always had woeful farts as well Indian was always pushed by parents to do well

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>>68958720
>1. did your secondary have a significant number of ethnic minorities?
Not a single one (unless you count a handful of eastern Europeans who largely kept to themselves).

>>68958853

>>68958720
The blacks kept to themselves with one white lad in the group.

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yeah i'm from wakefield
and fucking what.
anyone here got a problem with that?

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>>68958974
>posting in /brit/

>>68959002
they fucking all had that one white fella in the group

>>68958720
my school in switzerland was filled with yugo and albo scum and other assorted foreigners
my schools in portlaoise had a good amount of blacks and eastern yuros and other foreigners
in my first chicago school i was the only white person in the class. there were about two actual white americans that i knew and a few white immigrants around.
current school is maybe 50% white woth assorted nonwhites.
i dont really pay attention to how students segregate themselves. my circle of friends always seems to end up fairly diverse

>>68959379
oh, didnt realise he only said secondary

test

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>>68959483
did it work?

>>68958720
>did your secondary have a significant number of ethnic minorities?
There were 3 taigs and a half-caste
>did they segregate themselves
Yes

>>68958720
We had two blacks and around four asians.

The two blacks mostly kept to themselves but the asian lads mixed well. Had one Vietnamese lad in my year. Sound as fuck and had a dub accent

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>>68958720
About 10% maybe. There were 3 or 4 English, a South African, an Indian, a few eastern european and an Italian though she was born here.

They all integrated completely, the idea of racial groups in school as if it was a prison yard would be really weird.

>>68961035

>all white
>integrate well
>multiculturalism works guys

>>68961035
>They all integrated completely, the idea of racial groups in school as if it was a prison yard would be really weird.
describes most public schools tbH, if yours didn't have barbed wire and fences you aren't a true Dub

>>68961234
I think I would have gone to private school if I was from Dublin, I'd imagine the public schools were like something from Dangerous Minds

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say it to my face and not online darky

>>68961324
What sort of sheltered faggot are you? Most public schools here are grand. I only know of one bad one and its actually a good thing that it exists.

All the knackers go there cos its the only one that accepts them in large numbers and all the local scumbags either go there or end up there because when the other schools kick them out its the only one that takes them.

In a fee-paying school you'll spend most of your time taking it up the arse

>>68961324
weren't too bad if you weren't

>a quare
>john o god
>on the autism spectrum
>any sort of disability (though I knew a half deaf lad with hearing aid who was one of the lads)
>passionate about any of your subjects
>paki
>sort of lad who wore uniforms on non-uniform days
>on the chess team (see paki and autism)

just need to be able to handle yourself

>>68961646
>Wore uniforms on non-uniform days

Deserved to be bullied desu.

>>68961646
>sort of lad who wore uniforms on non-uniform days
literally me
t. too lazy to bother with anything else if i dont have to
no one bothered me about it though.

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me on the right

he's doing it again

>>68962003
Just ignore it boy

MAMMYY THE SWISS YANK'S ON FOUR CHAN™ AGAIN
WHERE'S ME FECKIN SAUSAGE ROLLS

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>christfags

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stop being christian

>pagans
>pags
>fags
All makes sense now

>>68962259
>christians
>ian
>ian paisley
really makes you think......

>yank is a pre******ian

>>68962407
He would be 100 times less retarded if he was Presbyterian.

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>>68962568

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is Morrowind any good?

might buy it

>>68962638
I couldn't get into it.

>>68962706
ye that's what I'm worried about happening

>>68962638
too old at this stage
it will just annoy you with all the terrible graphics, voice acting and general clunkiness

making a rimworld of prominent /éire/ posters lads

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>>68964199
>rimworld
what the fuck is that

Brendan Fraser. I hate how sad he is.

>>68964199
Rimworld?

>>68958720
Very VERY rare for a Dublin school, big suburban school at that
0 blacks
1 paki
handful of asians
Honestly think the principal was a white supremacist, likle the ammount of muslims in my area is pretty high yet the school was just devoid of them

>>68964469
she needs to stop dying her hair

>>68964469
she needs to start dying
>>68964630
it's spelt dyeing

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oíche mhaith

>>68964889
Oidhche mhath

>>68964199
good taste anon

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>>68964630
I like her no matter what she looks like
I'll marry her one day you know

Honestly don't like Muslims. I hate what Islam stands for and if you follow that shite then I dislike you too.

>>68965705
controversial opinion on /int/ anon
be careful!

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>>68965705
>if you follow that shite then I dislike you too.
To be fair, Muslims are one of the many demographics not present on /éire/, so i don't think you have anything to worry about.

Other absent demographics include: Women, Feminists, SJWs, Leftists, and so on (I was gonna say "non-Europeans" too, but then I remembered that SwissYank existed).

>>68965792
If Islam ceased to exist at the start of this year, so many more people will still be here.

ISIS uses the Quran to justify their killings. Any Islamic extremist group abides by the Quran in every single aspect.

>>68958720
1.Yes, 1/3 pakistani

2.Generally yeah, but they still mingled with other white people There was no proper animosity

>>68965910
Silly frogweeb, stop hiding your gender ;)

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Making a purchase, lads. Won't be here until well into the new year though.

>>68966346
I'm sure your parents will be proud. Does she make a sound when you squeeze her to?

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>>68966407
>Does she make a sound when you squeeze her to?
No.

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>>68966504
did you go to a university? are you white?

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>>68966588
Yes and Yes.

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>>68966633
kill la kill is pretty good tbo be honest one of the few anime i like in the recent year that i watched

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>>68966955
Good taste, Sershlad.

>>68966346
Do your parents know that they fucked up?

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>>68967327
Nope. As I've said many times before, the lofty heights of my autism are only known to me. Granted, nobody would mistake me for a normie social butterfly, but I hide my power level quite well.

Suffice to say, my parents being disappointed in me would have little to do with my autism.

>>68967508
Honestly skimpy anime girls just make me depressed.

it's not just the gaping at something I'll never have, it's the gaping at something that's impossible to even attain in the mortal realm.

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>>68967670
why want anime when the real deal is much betetr

begorrah what sort of an general is this?
t. fingol in swe

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>>68967670
The suffering is real.

>>68958720
When I started at the school, no it was white irish with a handful of poles and two swedes. However when I was in sixth year the entire first year group was Filipino.

Should never have singed the act of union, should have joined france instead.

>>68967803
Pining after the real deal is just as soul crushing

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>>68968256
it doesnt matter life's garbage either way

What drugs have you done?

>>68968465
You first

>>68968465
caffeine

>>68968481
You first

>>68968486
Alcohol? Tobacco?

>>68968465
just hash and meth once

>>68968465
My friends smoke heroin and crack

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>>68968465
shrooms and weed

fun meet up. lookin forward to next years!

fun fact: chicago was founded by a black fella called jean-baptiste dusable

>>68969244
bring heroin for everyone next time you scabby cunt

>>68968465
mdma and weed

>>68968465
Weed, Truffles, MDMA, MDA, LSD, 25i-NBOMe

>>68969436
junkies bastid ya

How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Munsterman, /eire/?

ive had a sip of baileys and cider, one drag of a cigarette butt, and drink a cup of coffee on occasion when i'm extremely tired (and usually end up jittery)
who /won't let foreign substances defile the gaelic body/ here?
>>68969532
god speaks munster irish

I've 5 toilets in my house.
How many do you have?

>>68969584
2
went from having i dunno how many (i was a baby), to having 1, to having 3, to 2 and then 2 again

>>68969584
3 but I live alone ;_;

christmas holidays (or """"" winter break""""") starts tomorrow
>>68969620
why the fuck do you live by yourself in a 3 bathroom house
why?

Don't acknowledge you know who, lads

>>68969678
who might that be? the vargposter?

>>68969678
or perhaps it's frogweeb

>>68969678
maybe you fear a comeback of the polack formerly known as swooce?

>>68969678
might it be that you're scheming for a HEEMing from the nordie?

>>68969658
Its comfy and I've nowhere else to live

>>68969750
fair enough
how'd it get into your hands though? inheritance?

>>68969788
aye

fun fact: in switzerland there's a kids game called "who's afraid of the black man". its just a type of catch ehere you run wall to wall, and iirc, the catcher says "who's afraid of the black man?" and everyone else says "not me!" and tries not to get caught. all those who are caught become catchers until everyone is caught.
>>68969967
lucky bastard, my family hasn't owned property since we left tallaght because of knackers

>>68970032
>>68970032
found a wiki page on it surprisingly
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wer_hat_Angst_vorm_Schwarzen_Mann%3F
catcher: whos afraid of the black man?
others: no one!
catcher: and when he comes?
others: then we'll run
always loved that game
there was also a dixie flag for my captcha but i submitted too quick for a screenshot

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wake up

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>>68970577
sssshhhhhh, dont wake them

The rain is fairly well bateing down lads, it's top fucking comfy.

>>68970674
why are you up
its past your bed time
never rains here.

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hardly rains / never heavy rain :(

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>>68971038
who are you

>>68971038
>Carboniferous limestone and mudstone
>Devonian limestone
Irish geology is boring as fuck

>>68971230
So is your mother.

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2016/12/20/lena-dunham-i-still-havent-had-an-abortion-but-i-wish-i-had/

kek what the fuck is wrong with these cunts?

>>68971463
disgraceful woman

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A liberal sophist homosexual Athenean philosopher and dialectic was teaching a class on Socrates, known teleologist

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Socrates and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Homer!“

At this moment, a rude, unshaven, pro-dog ex pirate slave who had masturbated 15 times a day and understood the futility of society and fully supported eating and drinking in the market stood up and held up a chicken.

"How would you describe a man, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “A featherless biped, you stupid cynic”

"Wrong. This chicken's been plucked since you made this observation. If man is a featherless biped and knowing thyself, as you say, is possible… then it should be a man now"

The philosopher was visibly shaken, and dropped his hemlock and copy of Apology (of Socrates). He stormed out of the room crying those Athenean crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “slaves” (who today live in such luxury that most are only beaten once a day) when they jealously try to claw captured catamites from the deserving ruling class. There is no doubt that at this point our philosopher, Plato, wished he had lived in a wine barrel and eschewed societal views of normalcy. He wished so much that hemlock to poison with and save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had philosophized against it!

The pupils applauded and all became Cynics that day and accepted no one as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Antisthenes” flew into the room and perched atop the Republic Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The students masturbated several times, and Crates of Thebes himself showed up and enacted the principles of asceticism across the country.

The philosopher lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague "The Plague" and was tossed into the underworld for all eternity.

>>68961646
>tfw you forgot it was no uniform day

>>68973148
>tfw couldn't afford the €2 levy so you just pretended you forgot

>>68973167
>tell mam you need €2 for the table quiz for seachtáin na gaeilge
>two weeks later and she still didn't have it
>had to avoid the vice-principal every day

>>68973202
>SVP food collection day
>don't bring any food
>pretend to feel sick and hide out in the toilet for a while and then walk back to class once they've disappeared

>>68958720
One blond blue-eyed German kid everyone called a nazi. One black I think was mixed because his skin was fairly light. And one half-French lad.

There wasn't nearly enough of them to segregate.

>>68973221
>Trocáire day
>have to bring in one of your toys
>fuck that I like my toys
>buy some shit at the pound shop and send it

Can ye hear the rain boyos? Tis top comfy.


>>68973282
>>buy some shit at the pound shop and send it
Mr fucking money bags.

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why are the irish such psychotic barbarians?

>>68973398
>the the

>>68973321
I'm not spending good airgead on some spoilt african fuckwit.

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>>68969678
What the fuck did I do?

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>tfw can't post anime anymore cause everyone will think I'm Frogweeb.

>sumoi irish thread
16 hours

two finnish post

>>68974124
Gods divine punishment

Any good documentaries you lads would recommend? Military, finance, politics. Just rec me a good one.

>>68974134
Yes but thanks to you there's now 3 Asians in this thread.

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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/812228079900884992?lang=en

Anis Amri bit the dust lads.

Incredible how he managed to get all the way to Italy unscathed.

>>68974396
for how long has it been on the run now?

>>68974578
Nearly 4 days I believe

>>68974124
you should do whatever the fuck you want to do to be honest.

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maidin mhaith

have an ear infection, got ZERO sleep last night and it feels like someone is stabbing my ear drum, not nice

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Here's an actual pic from the meetup last night.

BUCKETING down

Its poxy out lads and I'm in Dublin, not even getting the worst of it.

Stay dry lads.

>>68976392
Those are the worst. I went out with one before into the wind and it nearly crippled me

>>68978264
comfy inside

>>68978288
I'm wrapped up watching Breaking Bad again. Feels comfy af

It's fairly comfy out in the Wesht, boys. Was torrential earlier in the morning, it's fairly sunny now though. Can't wait for it to start raining again this evening, we'll be getting the jammies on and the hot chocolate made.

>>68978366
Listening to and watching heavy rain is god-tier for improving comfy levels

>>68978328
>again
to what end

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what's his story lads

>>68978421
Aye, but it's a fair cunt to be out in.
>forgot to take the washing in
>having to run out in torrential rain in my shorts to drag it all in
It's going to have to be rinsed again since it about half of them got blown off the fucking line.

>>68958720

In primary there was one black family (three boys) and then a Pakistani girl, we also tried to get one of the black lads to go out with the Paki because, ya know, you are both black.....they didn't like that:)

In secondary it was all white, still think it is to this day.

>>68978742
fun fact: Herodotus called pakis/indians and ethiopians blacks and said they had black semen instead of white

>>68978435
I liked it and now I can't really remember all of it.

>>68978469
Why do people worship this chap?

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>>68976508

>>68978807
>Why do people worship this chap?
Because the alt-right are the same sort of people that make up the regressive left, they just fell on the other side of the horse shoe.

>>68978849
the alt-right doesn't exist lad, ye've been main stream meme'd

>>68978897
Neither does the regressive left as a solid entity but it's still a thing.

The people who sit around and watch that sperg are the same ones who watch four hour long videos of Ben Shapiro and Milo Suckacockopolous

>>68978801

That wasn't really fun though?

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>>68978960
those are just redditors though

the sort of alt-right Hillary talked about was just /pol/ I reckon

>>68978995
don't respond to my posts

fun fact: plato considered leitrim to be the inspiration for dante's inferno

>>68979035

Or what? Or what? You'll do nothing you bitch.

YOU'LL DO FUCKEN NOTHIN

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>>68979145
>>68979160
teeming for a heeming both of you

reminder that being this close to christmas , you lot should not insult eachother or start fights

>>68979196

You're only a little faggot, i'd skull fuck your mother in front of you and you'd do nothing.

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>>68979211
be getting another sort of box for christmas this year luxlad

>>68979279
YOU'LL DO FUCKEN NUTEN

>>68979279
santa filled my sock with batteries this year so i could heem the christmas spirit into your skull

>>68979429
h-heh cool it boss was only a laugh

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I could HEEM every Irishman in here

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>>68974124
This too will pass, anon. I'll be going back to France in January.

>>68974396
Considering his his violent criminal record, the fact that he was still in Europe at all is disgraceful:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38415287

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>dead thread

>>68982892
is /eire/ on its last legs? is /celt/ needed?

>>68983192
There's just no worthwhile conversations to be had, and most people are probably hanging out with friends or family over the Christmas anyway.

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The Anglo-Irish are the most powerful race on earth

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>>68983986
>and most people are probably hanging out with friends or family over the Christmas anyway.
Fucking normies.

People who spend Christmas alone are more Irish than those who do not.

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>People who spend Christmas alone are more Irish than those who do not.

reminder that people that post lewd anime pictures are less rish than those acceptable people who tone the whole thing a bit down and keep it on a modest level

People who have baby blue on their horizontal tricolour are more Dutch than those who don't

got caught stroking lads

>>68984863
Maybe next time you won't masturbate to something you stole from Eason's.

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>>68984797
it's skyblue you cretin

>>68984487
Where are you staying if not with your parents?
And why come home just to be alone?

>>68984863
What did you get caught stealing?

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>>68985372
They're not around Christmas week, but they will be home the following week.

A lot of miscellaneous paperwork and stuff has built up while I was away too (banking, insurance, medical appointments), so I'm also home to get on top of that.

>>68985662
lempsip

massive headache and forgot the money, didn't want tae make another trip

>>68985725
Would you not ask the manager of the store and say you'd come back tomorrow? Leave your phone, name, address.
I've done it before when picking up a prescription and the manager of the pharmacy was pretty sound.

>>68986352
was a tesco

>>68986380
Should've went to a more local, smaller shop

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>what are you in for?
>Po-lees say I killed a man. All I know is a motherfucker who rats aint got no right to breath, nomsayin? Whabachyou white boy?
>I stole a lemsip

reminder that a lemsip is not worth burning in hell for all eternity

People who take lemsip are more Irish than those who do not

People who steal lemsip are less Irish than those who do not

>>68986693
better than a burning headache haha

People who post about people who are more or less Irish are less Irish than those who do not

>>68986769
Aspirin or ibuprofen is best for headaches. Fuck those hot drinks.

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>>68986758
It's always "more Irish than". You need to twist the phrase to fit that, as per tradition.

I know a man who stole a newt's tongue from a Centra in Leitrim to cure his headache and was given 9 months hard labour for it.

HEEMed a lad trying to steal lemsip earlier lads

Just finished 9 months of hard labour for stealing a newt's tongue lads

>>68986833
I've done a fair few less thans and I've seen some around.

What's a HEEMaphrodite?

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madainn mhathlads... try to do at least one productive thing today

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>>68987037
Stop breaking the law, knacker scum.

>>68987041
>What's a HEEMaphrodite?
Whatever Nordie is.

>>68987096
You should come visit me(: I'll show you how we live like lords in Leitrim whilst the peasants squabble over bennies.

going christmasshopping lads , wish me luck

>>68987228
Bit late I reckon.

>>68987228
Good luck lad, bit late though.

You're all dumb cunts with the exception of Howth, who is absolutely amazing.

Everyone here's fucking awful. Except for Darada of course, he's immaculate.

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>>68987503
Is that you, Howth?

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>>68987503
>>68987609

new
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>>68987671
>>68987671