By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part forty-one.
Tsar
>>68941091
Quality post, senpai.
[post]
May our friendship never die
>>68941207
cuckolds and scatvians, a match made in hell
have you ever met a girl so lovely it was like a dream
>start stroking my dick through pants
>foreskin makes weird loud noises as it moves around
wtf?
>>68941436
Cancer. Cut if off
>>68941394
Yup, always got a boyfriend though.
Not that it matter anyway, since I'm a complete loser.
>>68941584
fag
>>68941494
Jew
>>68942690
I am Baltic Prussian
I N V A D E
T I M E
finland arrived
>>68942805
Cutting foreskin is jew thing tho
>>68942935
Nu uh
yes hello, I'm back from work
>>68943111
I advised him to cut the whole thing off because that's the only way he can be sure that the cancer is gone forever, I personally wouldn't cut my dick off, but he shouldn't risk it
sS this the actual aus thread or just some meme shit? Haven't been on /int/ for a long time.
Anyway, I finished my beer and I'm on the tail end of a bottle of port, but all the sugar in the port has got me on a sugar rush. Should I open a bottle of bubbly ('12 Seppelt Salinger), it's the next cheapest in the cellar, or should I walk it off and cut my losses?
>>68943627
Is*
>>68943627
this is the real thread lad
>>68943627
meme thread all real anglos are in /brit/
>>68943627
Do you want to feel like shit tomorrow morning? walk it off.
Do you want to shitpost and call anonymous cunts faggots on the internet? then keep drinking.
>>68942805
>baltic prussian
as opposed to what? American prussian?
also
>implying prussians aren't baltic
just the sort of retarded shit you'd expect from a shituanian
was there a single day when this particular scatvian wasn't angry and butthurt?
>>68943987
>as opposed to what? American prussian?
No, as opposed to regular Prussians, who were, are and always will be German.
>>68943987
>as opposed to what?
A German Prussian.
>>68943627
I was thinking on the toilet that I'd made a couple of mistakes. One was I don't get a second sixy or a bottle of voddy or something, the other I'd forgotten, might have been not getting more sparkling when I was at the cellar door.
>>68943787
Hmmm... Polished off the port now and already broken the foil on the bubbly, might as well go for it. Pinging from all the sugar in that damn port. I'll be up for hours anyway.
>>68944282
I didn't* get a second
Posting from McDonald, no alone qts in sight. Haha
>>68944383
miestas?
>>68944383
What have you ordered
Got the bubbles out
>>68941207
Die furfag
>>68943987
As in Old Prussian Balts that used to live in now what is now mostly Kaliningrad and Poland, not the German Prussians
>>68944471
Hmmm
the stein wasn't the best choice
A flute would have been much better
My gf's little sister is really affectionate of me. What do?
>>68944466
Mcchicken burger
>>68944607
Form a harem
>>68944607
How old is she?
Is hearts of iron four any good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thSV2qQ_J1c
>>68944648
Hmm
>>68944767
No it's a shit game for shit people so I'd say perfect for you
>>68944482
You got no proof for your accusation.
>>68944648
>didn't respond to me
a bit rude to be perfectly honest
>>68944781
Very good...
>>68944800
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJax20CcrvI
Thread theme song.
>>68944925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BtuqUX934U
>>68944811
Dräp dig själv smuts
>>68944947
it's good and a e s t h e t i c but the music isn't really depressing to be honest
>>68944987
when I played army men with my dad as a kid he would always be "the peace loving people of estonia", he was essentially turning me into the soviet oppressor with my inevitable victory, clever switcharoo
>>68945041
Häng dig
>>68945118
Ta ditt liv, jävla äckliga människa
>>68945144
Begå självmord vidriga dräg
>>68944767
>Is hearts of iron four any good?
It sure is!
>>68945192
Släng dig själv framför ett tåg, ingen jävel kommer sakna en djurknullare.
>>68945112
Very nice.
>>68945226
Du har inga bevis för din anklagan
>>68941494
should i cut off my dick which is very big btw
>>68945395
De brev du har tidigare brevat finns och de visar att du är en äcklig jävel
I think the last half of the port and however much of the bubbly I drank have kicked in at once
sugar gives me stregnth
>>68945444
Yes. but, why would you? unless you like to suffer then go ahead I guess.
Spoke to my mum over a long time again. She finally told me about the fucked up history of her side of the family. Ive been living a lie all my life. If u think Sofie Oksanen writes fucked up shit, boy reality is even worse.
I dont even know how to feel about all this. Murder, mental and physical torture, prison, losing children and insanity. Fuck
>>68946358
I hope you're coping it well.
>>68945825
> like to suffer
yes, it's hot because it's dangerous at the same time
I also want to become a church singer
>>68946358
are you inbred or something
>>68946574
Boy i dont even know
>>68946587
No. To sum it up: USSR ruined 4 generations of people
>>68946666
>Boy i dont even know
You got dank ass digits and I am sure you can move on, I mean I don't know how bad it is and how you feel but you don't seem to be the person who will fall but rather stay strong and steady.
>>68946666
quads of the truth
>>68946723
Youre the best poster here.
>>68946666
>>68946789
I am trash and stupid, just don't want people to feel too much down overall. Kinda wish I cöuld help in anyway.
>>68946855
Come on, chap. You are alright in my book.
>>68946723
I found out who killed my grandfather (a person very close to me), and that almost everyone close to me has done despicable shit to my mother or to each other. My sweet old granny and her sisters have horrible pasts
>>68946855
Self loathing ain't helping anyone mate.
Nordicks out.
>>68946666
On an unrelated note, im am the og GET god. Ive gotten quads 5 days in a row every day here
>>68946877
Ah, alright thank you. I am gonna go for a while(soon), reindeer spooting, it's hunting season soon.
>>68946902
Mate, this is some serious shit. Will you confront the person?
>>68946953
Shh, no such thing just stating the obvious, never gonna feel sad about myself for being bleh.
>>68946855
>I am trash and stupid
Arent we all
>>68947026
>I am gonna go for a while(soon), reindeer spooting, it's hunting season soon.
Please make some pictures.
>>68944844
M8...
Sweden is not Baltic
>>68947101
It's too dark outside for cameras, we have almost no sun hours up here during winter.
>>68947110
More like
> G(irl)7
heh
>>68946902
Cunt's fucked.
>>68947026
I dont know. S(he) killed my grandfather because of heritage money, my grandfather himself was deported to Siberia as a child and that messed him up. His father was a guerilla fighter living in a forest for 11 years. Grandpa spiraled into alcoholism and tried to kill his father, got sent to Patarei prison (one of the worst prisons in Western-USSR). Grandpas sisters blamed mom from hiding his gun and tried to torture mom to tell them were it was. Mom had no idea that the gun even existed. The sisters feared grandpa was gonna find the gun and kill them all. Mother got taken away from her mother bc everyone falsely tough she killed her son. What followed were years of mental abuse bc my mother was seen as the daughter of a murderer. She never did anything.
Fuck
>>68947116
Neither is England but here I am mate
>>68947250
This is a really big deal, might require sometime for you to go through it and wonder how your mother is dealing with it at last days. Hope you support her and help out.
>>68947250
My mother became emotionally unstable because of it and my childhood was filled with terror also. I hated her, but now i know the truth i understand.
Soviet occupation ruined 4 generations of people
>>68947250
Just be there for her, give her the love she didn't get from other family, sure sounds cringe af but it's true
>>68947180
Hehe, good one
>>68947558
The gun which she got tortured over is now in the hands of one of my relatives. A thought in my head was to go and take it, confront the fucks and just cap all of them
>>68947629
Hmm
>>68947629
When you find out that the people most dear to you are horrible persons and the one person who got all the hate was actually a saint wrongfully tormented, it really messes u up. I really want vengance.
>>68947250
Jesus fucking Christ. C's Effed.
>That one Estonian who keeps making up stories
>>68947562
thanks
>>68947747
I eagerly awaiting the proofs
>>68947747
Don't think he is making up, would be heart crushing if it was lies, since it sounds so sad.
>>68947747
I can vouch to you with a 100% confidence that this is all real. I fucking want it to be false so god damn bad. You dont really have to believe me, but outside ur safe bubble real shit happens and it fucks with people. I just wanted to get it off my chest bc its too much for me to handle
>tfw literally not reading any posts that have like more than 20 words
>all the posters that you dislike the most reply to you
if anyone is still interested, i can tell you more about the fucked up stuff. I just want to tell someone and since its all anonymous here i feel safe to speak to you. Want to get it off my chest
>>68947872
Ban :DDD
>>68948035
ok, i wanna read it, but I probably won't respond because i don't know what to say in these situations
>>68948035
If you want to vent, that's fine senpai.
I have nearly finished the last bottle of sparkling so if you need to confine anonymously I should be able to provide that function m8 (I'm fuckeyed)
>>68948259
confide*
i need to go and take care of some shit right now. Ill be back soon to confess. Thx friends. All memes aside, youre pretty nice people
Oh just remembered what happens today
>tfw not in riga
>tfw father died last month
>tfw now I have to go spend christmas with my mother
As if holidays aren't depressing enough for me as it is.
>>68948486
Are they having public Christmas celebration/festival today?
>>68948545
Better
>>68948536
How old are you?
poor estonian cunt, knew this old norwegian that fought in the winter war, he's dead now but wanted to tell me what he did and what it meant for him killing russians with a stick', I'm assuming estonian cunt's story follows a similar path, poor cunt, grandparents rest in peace
>Putin just said that Russia should invest in more nukes
How will the /balt/ nations respond?
>>68948568
>>68948620
Don't care, if the retard goes as far as nuking this place then none of us can do anything anyway.
>>68948585
Fins, fins, fins, fins
Fuck
Times like this I think I should lay off the piss
but then, what would the vertinens think of me?
>>68948620
deep concerns, as always
>tfw no autistic estonian gf
>>68948536
Sorry to hear that my man.
>>68948622
Who are the two best people that came out of latvia?
>>68948585
mm yes
>>68948620
>oil is gonna end one day
>1/6th of the Earth's land
>2% of the world's gdp
>we should invest in nukes
hahahhahahahahahahhaahahah
>>68948758
hmmm, yes, I know how you feel
>>68948759
Sergei Eisenstein and Dr. Doom
Well lads, the sparkling wine is gone and the birds are singing outside and its getting light
this may be the end of me soon
Godspeed cunts
>>68948947
> Dr. Doom
dummy westaboo poster
>>68948620
Nuclear mining when.
>>68948947
If you don't know at this point you probably aren't meant to.
>>68949103
the sun's fully fucking up and my piss is gone save for the 60 dollar plus bottle shit... Goodnight poofs and translads, you are the best of lads desu Godspeeed!
Centrist (self proclaimed)
Far right
What did Wikipedia mean by this?
>>68949978
whaaat?
>>68950134
i am so fuckeyed i can't read
i was sitting on my lawn looking at the sunrise
the degenerates at /lgbt/ have actually been good value though, good people and An Horse is a good band
is that ok? I'm fucked
>>68950317
Put the bottle away and stop drunk posting, lad
wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXjHb5QmDV0
hot
>>68950524
it's too late
I have transcended drunkposting
I really should stop before I dox myself tho
>>68948620
We should also make nukes
mmmm.
>>68950685
good point
>>68950685
good picture
box wine,
it is the best of things no?
>>68950791
mix it with vodka 50/50
Best cure to prevent hangover
>>68950791
It's just wine but in a bag in a box.
Hey lads, question. How do I become Russian?
>>68951222
Move to Vilnus
>>68951222
would like to know as well
>>68951222
remove half of your brain
>>68951222
Sleep with me, girl
>>68951261
Tovarishch, how do I become you?
>>68951384
Pydaras
>>68951261
But that would make him a pole.
>>68951261
Oy kurwa
>>68951419
I-I don't know
>>68951538
If you are White Russian, does that mean Russia is not white? :^))
>>68951640
Yes
>>68951509
>>68951525
Is there really any differences?
>>68951640
Took you long enough
>>68951509
Marijampolė best city heh
>>68951750
I assume so. For one, Russia and Poland are two different nations.
>>68951853
But they are the same
t. Slav professor
>>68951853
whats a poland
can lmt ever fucking fix the german flag thing
god
>>68951907
I agree. But the holland asked how to become specifically Russian.
>>68951951
White Russians are also Russians, only white
>>68951853
literally closer than Ukr*nians
>>68951945
t.merkel
>>68952153
>so white that people creating maps can't see you
>>68952153
>not respecting sovereignty of nation states
Classic Russia.
>>68953601
> >not respecting sovereignty of nation states
but i do
>>68953638
Then why isn't Chechnya independent
>>68953855
Dunno
It would be better if we didn't have it
Just bought a 4k tv lads
>>68954040
kys
>>68954981
big bullies aren't allowed, o-okay?
i dropped my phone again
its dead now. LOL!
miks on eesti kõnekeel nii usklikult mõjutatud?
jumala hea, jumala halb
issand jumal
jumal (imestusega õeldud)
jumal küll..
tule taevas appi
me küll eriti ei kasuta jeesuse nime nagu inglased/ameeriklased teevad
>>68955333
>Cyrillic
Wow, those slavs are really perverted
>>68955333
ur mum is dead (on the inside because her son grew up to be an animefaggot)
>>68955362
ma kuulen ka väljendit "jumalauda" päris tihti, aga see on soome laen, ja ilmselt pole teiste sõnadega seotud.
eestikeelne variant "jumal aita" on väga haruldane.
>>68955415
you're meam
>>68955415
lmao i have like 4 anime pictures on my computer faggot
>>68955453
*mean
>>68955455
then ur mum has 4 reasons to be disappointed in you and you have 4 reasons to kill yourself
>>68955571
why are you not responding to me
>>68955571
lmao are you insecure about your mums relationship with you xD
ur the real faggot here you little fuck :==))))))
bump desu
>>68955642
That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of /balt/ has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse
finland is the real cancer, i finnaly see
>>68957367
>>68957425
u 2 are just fucking weak niggas i could probably 1 punch both of u weak bitches
What happens here?
just left the winter solstice get together with my family. my mom did the nazi salute and i responded to her with a very loud sieg heil. the people surrounding us all started sieg heiling each other. things went better than expected.
>>68957496
It used to be underwater
Are relationships basically traps? We waste so much time on it and eventually you break up.
>>68958463
too young to have an 'open' relationship?
lasna tiblad on ülisõbralikud kntao
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xERYSlQOye
Please rate me singing the russian anthem
>>68958463
>tfw no relationship with a trap
Thoughts?
>>68958724
Ei ole ise ühtegi sellist isendit kohanud siin Võrumaal.
>>68959721
ma trügisin täna suht toorelt nelja tüübi seltskonda suitsu küsides. nad vihkavad ühistransporti täpselt nagu meie
>>68959533
sa pole lugend seda? ma lugesin ingliskeelse läbi. suht hea
muidugi, haritud inimese jaoks, kes juhtumisi on ateist, ei ole seal midagi väga uut
Hakkan tuttu minema, vaadake et te (eestlased) üksteisega läbi saate.
>>68960063
türa ma tõmban kõigil nahad üle kõrvade
äädtööd
well /baltnaz/, I'm about to head off home for christmas, and my shitposting abilities will be limited to what internet access I can bludge. Lets hope I can find the inspiration to not kill myself next year. Merry Christmas, everyone.
>>68941436
I like to take my foreskin and stretch it as far as possible then pull it back over the head, very soothing splurch sound tbqh
Are you guys feeling optimistic for 2017? How was 2016?
>>68960783
nope, reckon it's gonna be worse
16 was kind of ok. i got a better job, but teh world sure turned to shit didn't it
>>68960783
> 2016
Got back with a girl I had a trainwreck of a relationship with, a few really great moments, but a lot more shit ones, culminating in me getting stabbed and her not caring if I lived or died.
Did 2 diplomas and a university foundation course, which got me an awesome new ATAR and met some really cool people.
Reconnected with my older brother and met a new girl who is great, but it's just before I move away. Sucks, but I guess you find these things when you stop looking.
>2017
Moving to Wagga to do a degree in agricultural science, which should be a good mix of being outside and indulging my autistic love of spreadsheets. Wagga seems alright, not heaps excited about being there, but I love the country so I'll probably be out looking for rodeos and B&S balls most weekends I'm not working. Feeling pretty optimistic.
>>68960783
2016 was both great and horrible. Brexit happened (thumbs up), Trump happened (double thumbs up), I landed a job in an otherwise jobless market, made enough money to move out of the hellhole I live in, made $2500 off of Trump winning, put on a bit of muscle, and had more sex this year than the rest of my life combined.
Still hate my life though. Go figure. Here's to 2017 being an even better year though.
>>68961122
wagga is the biggest shithole in australia
poor bastard
>>68961122
>Wagga
RIP in peace, anon. Get your degree then get the fuck out of there.
Is it morally wrong to fuck your stepsister?
>>68961314
morality is a spook
>>68961362
>goes to /lit/ once
>>68961314
Nothing is inherently moral or immoral
>>68961376
/his/ actually
*tips fedora*
>>68961314
morality is subjective and stepsisters are made to be fucked if they're cute
go le morning
>>68961204
>>68961261
Eh, can't be any worse than the shithole neighbourhoods in Spewcastle I've lived in. I figure a sharehouse with some nursing students or science bros in Estella could be alight.
>>68951222
You have to make right of passage.
1. Outdrink an Estonian (should be easy)
2. Cuck a Ukrainian
3. Tame and ride a wild Siberian bear
4. Make blini
>>68962029
Die for the motherland.
>>68962029
>Outdrink an Estonian (should be easy)
they go to bed 8 hours before our drinking ends
>>68962154
>they go to bed 8 hours before our drinking ends
Because you drink like Jeb! Slow and steady
what a bunch of retards
>>68962506
neets on pooicide watch lmoa
>>68962506
lol shid just filed mine 30 seconds before you posted that
>>68962506
what is this
>>68962674
carefully planned government interference to deny me neetbux
there's a van across the road that hasn't moved for 2 days, I've searched the house for bugs and hidden cameras but I know they're watching me
>>68962674
hälvariteabirahapmst
internet to slow to download anything I CAN'T PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES AND ITS CHRISTMAS BREAK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
saw these on sale and I couldn't help myself
>>68962726
>>68962731
hmm...very interesting
>>68962850
what's kole beer
>>68962887
idk m8
>>68962746
Haha, imagine that
>>68962930
Tell us what it tastes like
>>68962973
really fruity cola flavour, pretty shit honestly
the blue one is good though
L&P desu
>>68963028
Speaking of fruity cola, Coke should bring back cherry
Pepsi should bring back Pepsi Blue.
>just got text from delivery service
>they say I won't get my package until at least January 31st
>paid $50 for """""""""expedited""""""""" shipping
niggers
The rib and pizza joint near my place has all the american sodas, they're pretty neat desu
Especially this delicious bastard!
>>68963473
the only reason I would ever move there is for the vast selection of junk food
>>68963460
meant jan 1st whoops
>>68963473
nice
>>68963497
I like most american foods, I love brisket, but my seppo mates say our brisket is pissweak and tiny compared to what they do in Texas. Pork ribs are amazing and they just do better shit with sandwiches than us.
I'd get sick of golden brown before long though...
>>68941069
Why did they murder the entire family?
Hoiw come none of the blyat 'countries' never gave refuge to the tzarist family?
The fuck is wron with you?
Why didnt you save the imperial family from the evil that first time in its existance got foothold on planet Earth,, be it a sphere or a plate?
Why are you so useless?
Why?
I hate you
>>68963742
>unironically defending the m*narchy
off yourself lad
>>68963742
>Why?
The Jews
>>68963473
>soda in a beer bottle
>>68963828
Its that world famous aussie beer
>>68963824
Oy Damo, giv us yah lighter
>gobble gobble gobble
and you ran away...
>latvian anti smoking ads
test
YES I DO NOT HAVE GERMAN FLAG ANYMORE
>>68962506
>centrelink
Wog
I think I fucked up an interview because I can't keep up straight eye contact for longer than a few seconds
/blog
>>68965543
whenever I have eye contact with people I don't know I always feel like I'm giving them a death stare without even trying
>>68965272
dally
>>68965272
tbf, anyone can get bennies here, so he could just as well be a bogan
>>68965634
Same..Is that a beta trait, I can't even look mum in the eyes
Good morning.
this board's feeling very r9k today
>>68969615
is it? i don't really lurk /int/, just open /balt/ + /ausnz/
>>68969682
me neither, but i'm extremely board so i've been lurking. there at at least 4 >tfw no gf posts today
>>68969682
this
>>68969728
>board
oops hahahah
>>68969728
these kinds of posts pop up all over 4chan really, it's kind of universal
it's such a pain in the ass to lose weight, I don't buy shitty food at all because I can't eat it if it isn't in the fridge/freezer etc but I just want a fucking cheeseburger right now
>>68971214
how fat are you lad?
>>68971310
106
>>68971327
not good
>>68971402
I was 125 in august, I want to get down to 95 at least
>>68971416
good progress lad, keep it up
>>68961122
Good luck anon.
I has't arriv'd
>>68969728
There's a report button
Ordering some Dominos Pizza soon lads.
>>68971945
whatchu gon get
>>68971945
good lad
had this go za the other day
>>68971966
Hot chili beef & a ham & pineapple one. Will get a Coke also.
>>68971991
Ananas belongs to pizza
Pizza about to arrive.
>no update on my order for 30 hours
ah yes
>>68972728
what is it?
>>68972728
Omniva has still to report where the fuck my package is.
>>68971214
>mfw literally ate 5000 calories today
my brother send me this massive family pack of maltesers and I ate every single one
It appears that Internode has DNS blocked ThePirateBay now.
Lad's they're trying to censor us.
>>68974584
DNScrypt you retard, if you know what DNS is you should know how to fix it already
>For I...
>can't......help
>falling in love
>with...
>you
>>68974763
:(( really made me thnk
>>68974763
>>68974763
wow im sad now
(not really lmao)
azusa is fuckin drunn lmak
hey guys havent been here for a while
>>68975094
hello how are you?
>>68974972
>>68975022
>>68975063
It is better not to ever feel.
>>68975108
lmao ROFL
>>68975204
rly good pos t 5/5
>>68975204
fuck i knew it I'VE BEEN FUCKEN DUPED CUTNS
>>68975249
thnx
>>68975249
thanks
>>68975749
you're welcome
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