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there's got to be more to life than this edition
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cara
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doing a poo
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the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle

prove
me
wrong
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willy overdue for a service
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Christmas has turned into "do your siblings shopping for them"
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Mummy
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[shitty and ignored blogpost]
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>>68934964
you clearly don't live on your own
if my brother just got me my shopping for christmas I'd fucking deck him
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>>68934972
had a girl with this body
considered texting her today but fuck her
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>>68934972
I'd bum her bum
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>>68935017
>butt fuck her
must've been a bloody good text haha
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2 is my long-distance e-gf
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>>68934964
You getting your sister some bread and crisps?
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can you imagine christmas alone?

that'd be fucking great

no family to pretend to like and do small talk with
no shitty christmas dinner to pretend to like
no excess of sugary shit that gets offered to you
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*enters the thread*
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>>68935036
no but she wants a coffee pot (not an aeropress) and some coffee
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>>68935035
>yank
Try again
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>>68935045
>no shitty christmas dinner to pretend to like
alri 'sheedy boy, off you fuck
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hmmmm jordan getting brave on facebook threatening to leak my dick pics

like I won't just post his sister's escort profile
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>>68935035
9 has great hair
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbPTDbMg7CU

ah yes england
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>>68935069
That's fair enough 2bh
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I just ate a subway sandwich
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>>68934912
sure there are people that regret it but they all have fucked up minds with a whole host of unmanageable issues

not like the vast majority of trannies who are perfectly happy
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enjoy christmas with the wog part of my family but not the anglo one
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>>68935035
you done well there mate

the munter amongst mingers
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>>68935098
gonna do this in a bit as well
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>>68935035
no she's not
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the mum and sister telling me i HAVE to go to my grandmother's on chrissy

fucking hate family
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>>68935098
>>68935121
might join you on that one lads xx
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>the vast majority of trannies who are perfectly happy
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oi jordan reply to me on fb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPD8Ja64mRU
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>tired of the rorkes
>try r/socialism
>they banned the word 'crazy' because it might offend mental people
>get called a 'brocialist' because I think class struggle is more important than identity politics.
>tfw socialism not allowed, cataloguing microagressions more important
>they ban people for having dissenting opinions
>they lock threads immediately if they got outside attention to stop 'contamination'

gay website, tfw to intelligent to post there
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Want a gf so I can go to super nice michelin restaurants with her and spend all my dads money haha
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meet-up idea: /brit/ subway run
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creasing at people who spent thousands on a gothninja wardrobe and are now stuck with it
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>>68935165
go to 8ch and visit /leftypol/

it's like a smug, very left-wing version of /his/ and /lit/
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>>68935169
FOB
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Alright lads, been away for a while. does the Brum paki still post?
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haha jordan crying on facebook begging me not to post it

im not replying to you on there anymore kid

if you want to speak to me then do it in the public domain
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would you trust a frenchman that told you not to trust frenchmen?
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>>68935165
>r/socialism
>i'm a socialist but not an sjw
>"not a good fit for our community"
>i'm an sjw but not a socialist
>"YOU'RE"
>"GOLDEN"
nothing of reddit is unsalvageable
>>68935215
that's 8ch.p l
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Never trust a frenchman, les amis. Trust me on this.
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the mandem
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>>68935242
>nothing of reddit is salvageable
woopsy ;^)
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>>68934994
>[shitty and ignored blogpost]

(12:53AM, Dec. 22nd) - Listening to Van Halen on Spotify. I was thinking deeply about film-making tonight, more amped up than ever. I had thought about writing "Little Blue Man" but was concerned about the moral implications. So I thought about my short-film idea for hunters who get hunted. That turned into me looking up popular short-films, and when I read about one that was comedic (something about a chef and sea monsters) I thought about my greentext video idea.
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>cracked the screen on my new iPhone 7 Plus
>cheapest quote I'm getting is £260

What the fuck?
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>>68935165
try lefty/pol/ or various alt-left places.
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>>68935300
howling
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>>68935300
deano BTFO
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more of a Episode VI man myself
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>my new iPhone 7 Plus
oh my dayzzzzzz blud
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>>68935276
me on the bottom right getting ready to scuk that delicous BBC
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there is zero reason to own anything later than 4s
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>>68935165
crease

they are NOT happy

https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/5jh9yw/anyone_see_this_backwards_bullshit_in_times_square/?st=ix0ckyog&sh=7c522a5a
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>all i want for christmas is a 100kg olympic dumbell set
>living in uni halls and i dont have a car so moving weights back and forth is pretty much impossible
ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
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/brit/ is an alt-rightist general

leftists please vacate the thread

thanks x
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Is Mitchell and Webb worth a watch if I like Peep Show? Seen a few scenes on Youtube and it seems alright.
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>>68935358
not true
we're an alt-politics general
alt rightists, alt leftists and radical centrists all have a home here x
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>>68935358
no
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just shared my farmville crops with jordan on fb lads
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>>68935358
statists out
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>>68935356
>i dont have a car so moving weights back and forth is pretty much impossible
>pretty much impossible

dyel? fucking casual bitch
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>>68935274
Watching you Mon Ame?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM
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>>68935358

FOY
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>>68935356
gay cunt
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Got a feeling 2017 will be the year I finally kill myself
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>find a great porn scenario
>chick is ugly

>find a great looking chick
>all her scenarios are boring

Every time
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>>68935409
try taking 100kg on a 3 hour long public transport journey and a lot of luggage
bellend
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>>68935300
Will never understand the no case meme
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>>68935376
yeah it's quite good
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>>68935441
haha literally same
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>>68935441
Might do the ol' 'cide before we even get there haha x
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>>68935427
bit rude
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Doing a poop lads
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>>68935512
Same 2bh
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feelin' fit, buddy?
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>>68935512
All Romanians should be killed
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>there are people who still haven't taken the low carb redpill
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>>68935512
>>68935527
i am as well. literal shitposting
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>>68935512
The toilet in this New York City apartment is gucking wedged up against the wall so I can't even sit down on it properly and get a good emptying when I need to shit

Fuck this place I hate cities
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>>68935242
blair centralised practical socialism to the point where even the tories now follow a similar economic and social care model

the terms socialism and the left nowadays mean sjw fairytale nonsense
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>>68935547
doxxed
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>>68935547
ah yes 'straya
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>>68935547
pretty cold for Aus in summer right? or is Sydney milder than average.
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>job interview tomorrow
>really don't want the job
>threatened with sanctions if I don't at least try for it

Was thinking about going and pretending to be an unemployable aspie with absolutely no social life then I remembered I could just go as my self.
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>>68935568
Rich cunt
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Corbyn is probably going to win in 2020

The polls show time and time again to be dead wrong plus Putin is likely going to meddle in our election to get the pro-Russia Prime Minister
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>>68935570
read a fucking book lmao rorkē
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>>68935613
We've had a few mid 30s recently but calmed down now
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had a subway sub
feel ripped off
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left the so-called doggo unsupervised for a minute
concerned
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What books are on your list for 2017 /Brit/
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>>68935274
>Never trust a frenchman, les amis. Trust me on this.
Always trust a lad. Faites moi confiance
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>>68935668
subway was good when it was £5 for a footlong
but now it's way more than that so it's shi
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>>68935636
'no'
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The British gf

Looks a bit like are Tim with the shiny face going on ahaha
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>>68935636
>corbyn
>pro-russia
jo cox+white helmets and stop the war hate bad bastard assad and putin more than anyone
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>>68935636
why would the working class vote for corbyn?
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Business idea: become a house husband to a qt asian girl
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better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems
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hmm yes very left from the guardian
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>>68935693
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if things don't change I will unironically vote Lib Dem in the next GE
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Business idea: quit being a faggot
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>>68935530
yeh, I'm just a lucky guy
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I'm going to the UK for six months next year on student exchange. I'll be staying in Hatfield. Any paces I should visit?
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still pooing

theres a lot of poo in my bum lol
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>>68935701
a train service that actually fucking works maybe
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probs not going to vote in the next GE. Not really anyone I'd like. If corbyn wasn't so open-borders i would vote for him but there's no way he'll suddenly change his mind on that one
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ah yes the east
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>>68935741
what did you expect?
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>>68935701
why would they vote for the tories?
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NEED
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creasing
https://twitter.com/MustafaNajafi/status/811182539708755968
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>>68935803
Ha. One of those few times I'm happy to be in the West (other than the fact that Melbourne et al are full of wankers)
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>>68935693
Why did grey become a popular dye for hair?
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>>68935834
bloomin' eck
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Labour is going to lose over 100 seats in 2020. But to who? Not the Tories. I doubt the Tories will have a bigger majority than they do now
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What ever happened to the Jersey ISIS poster? Is he still locked up?
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I'm 27 and I just ordered an £1800 gaming computer as a Christmas present to myself. My life is pathetic
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I need a good conservative party to support but I feel like UKIP is for the birds now that they accomplished Brexit and I don't want it to be a meme party like Britain First
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don't like leftists but they're totally ineffectual at this point
the right needs to focus on building better parties instead of just opposing leftists
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>>68935843

when people tried to push further than platinum blonde
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>>68935850
As a lib dem I hope it's lib dem

They will represent the 49%, and people will eventually agree with the other policies too.
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>>68935836
cute
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>>68935850
>But to who?
combination of UKIP in the north and lib dems in the south
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>>68935643
ah yes, forgot you weren't even born during new-labour and were in secondary school during cameron's rebranding election campaign
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my sister's bday is end of January. do you think that's enough time to squeeze in a quick suicide without ruining the holidays or her bday for years to come?

or do i have to wait til after?
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>>68935843
Dunno but a peng who frequents my gym has it and I must say I kinda like it
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Need a grammar lesson /brit/

>That Canadian is a leaf

>Those Canadians are _______
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Imagine being a working class person voting for the tories

it's like signing your own death warrant
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>>68935908
leaves
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>>68935888
>combination of UKIP in the north
doubt it
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>>68935850
>But to who?

it's to 'whom', english cuck
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>>68935862
baka mate

a gaming computer shouldn't cost more than 800
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>>68935909
>le best interest maymay
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>>68935903
Fuck off stop pretending you're gunna kill yourself you useless prick. Nobody gives a fuck and you barely even get (you)s so you aren't getting the attention you need.

Just become a tranny if you need attention THIS much.
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>>68935903
I think if you do it on NYE or NYD I think that is acceptable as it will probably be thought of as an unhappy moment whilst contemplating life and reflection on your life. I think it's a big enough gap for sure.

Good luck lad
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>>68935940

not gonna fall for your samefagging, bogan cunt
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>>68935927
lots of the north voted to leave the EU, and a lot of labour supporters are switching over. I reckon Paul Nuttall might actually make a pretty succesful candidate for the north
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In the new BBC historical Drama, Idris Elba is Oliver Cromwell!
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>colleague I go to lunch with is STILL not back at his desk
who the FUCK does he think he is
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actually creasing

https://vine.co/v/5DLgE2aBni5
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we need a nationalist party that supports the working class
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>>68935903
Just keep going to therapy lad
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>>68935984
What's the biggest lunch you've had at work (in the office I mean, not eating out, doesn't count)
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how do I get my gf to start smoking
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>>68935974
>Idris Elba is Oliver Cromwell!
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>>68935991
dont get it
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Every Australian I've ever met is a stupid cocky wanker, explain that one
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>>68935940
stealing your thunder are we?

>>68935950
thanks lad
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>>68935973
ukip are in a lot of debt and will cease to exist soon

and once article 50 is triggered ukip have no purpose whatsoever
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>>68935927
The North hates Corbyn

They're working class socialists with conservative views while Corbyn is a middle class socialist with progressive student politics views.

Paul Nuttall's character and policies will appeal to them unless "muh NHS" is all they really care about
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>>68936013

have her start snuss
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To be fair when they say the Commonwealth they're almost certainly thinking of the British diaspora nations like Canada, Australia, NZ, white south Africans not Pakistan, Nigeria etc. which makes sense because they're culturally similar as they're country literally settled by British people.
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I think that eco fascism or some variety thereof will be one of the biggest political belief systems of the 21st century
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>>68936039
My mum says it won't happen, the Article 50 business
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There's actually nothing better than when someone plays with my hair and talks to me about shit they're passionate about
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>>68936039
ukip have more than on policy
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>>68935996
nationalist socialists hmm

maybe the SNP?
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>>68936068
BE
MY
GF
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>>68936073
they're a single issue party mate
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imagine being an empowered feminist woman who fears for her life after a bloke just asks her out on a date
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>>68936011
either one of the times the boss bought Dominos / KFC, or a footlong from Subway with a cookie
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Imagine everyone having solar panels and not needing anything else for power generation
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>>68936031
Can't wait till you remove yourself from the gene pool. Hopefully it causes your family to kill themselves too and we can rid ourselves of your entire genetic line.
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>>68936057
I have no doubt the UK will leave the European Union.

The question is whether they'll leave the European Economic Area. If they remain in the EEA, they'll have access to the common market, but they'll be in the same situation they're currently in with their borders -- they'll have to accept EU migrants.
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My dog is a rescue called roo because when the people in the rescue centre went to feed him he would jump up and down on his hind legs in excitement like a kangaroo
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72kg is a good weight for a 26 year old male, right?
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*installs solar panels*
*clouds come by*
*power goes out*

Whoops! Haha x
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>>68936123
What's your height dipshit
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>>68936085
they have a manifesto full of different policies that aren't leaving the eu, and are the only major right wing party
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>>68936099
I went to Oporto and bought three double filet Bondi Burgers
Image included as illustration of similar burger, not the one I ate
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>>68936133

170cm
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>>68936123
Sure if you're 5'4"

5'11" 16st powerlifter masterrace here
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>>68936157
Fat manlet
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>>68936141
cor, three of 'em?
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>>68936130
Haven't seen a cloud in weeks
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typically you're supposed to get more right wing as you get older but I've become more left wing

hmm

maybe it's because I'm middle class
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>>68936157
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>>68936178
or maybe its cos ur dumb
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>>68936178
Middle wing here
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>>68935908
Fair nuff
That Mackenzie king
'We're speaking English because of him'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGGzbxeYtmU
rip the big lad
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>>68936003
i will but it won't change anything about the world or who i am

>>68936104
why do i make you so angry?
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calling people racist bigots didn't work for brexit or trump
let's yell louder
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>>68936161
fat cunt
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>>68936178
>maybe it's because I'm middle class
probably
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>>68936123
Yeah should be, based on your 170cm height.
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>>68936134
voters don't read manifestos
they just focus on single issues
and for ukip that's literally leaving the EU
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>>68936210
What do you do if the people are legitimately being racist bigots?
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>>68936198
ah yes, the wit of the """right wing"""
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>>68936204
Because suicide is a serious issue for a lot of people. I know someone who had a parent commit suicide and it isn't just something you should LARP about doing for attention. You've been doing it for so long it's no longer le funny suicidal aussie gimmick and you clearly aren't gunna actually do it (pussies don't commit suicide, at best they larp around, attempt it, get much hugs then become trannies)
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bit sick of being a tory might become a radical centrist
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I keep forgetting if gay marriage is legal or not
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>>68936178
the meme about becoming right wing is simply:

"Hurr I wanna pay less tax now I earn money"
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alright boys

got very drunk last night and woke up in a pool of sick next to my pc
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>>68936269
Nah plebicite got blocked in the senate
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pubes could do with a trim
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>>68936210
They aren't saying it because they think it will win you over to their side.
They say it because they actually believe it, and they think they are fighting an important moral battle.
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legs need a shave desu
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>>68936281
loller?
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>>68936282
So how many more years will gays be forced to remain unmarried?
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>>68936257
show them why they are wrong

don't just call them names
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*walks up to you and sneezes on you*
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need a marina gf
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>>68936281
I think it's more nostalgia than anything

people were happy when they were kids and want to keep things that way

when I was about 16 and a bit edgy I was right wing, but it was literally just scapegoating. I didn't blame everything on jews but I was very much of the opinion that immigrants are all bad etc - since starting work I've realised that shit like the freedom of movement is actually a bretty good thing because it sustains a lot of our key sectors
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>>68936307
Well the LNP tried to push it [the plebiscite] through but Labor voted no so probably many many years.
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your political stances as you've grown up, lads?
for me:

>13 and under: apolitical
>14: progressive
>15: "communism could work guys!"
>16: progressive libdem
>17: centrist liberal > then classical liberal
>18: conservative nationalist
>19: liberal nationalist
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keep my pubes all natural because I'm not bent
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>>68936202
Terry Pratchett is Christmas
Christopher Lee is the only death.
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>>68936335
I've always been a radical centrist
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>>68936335
0-27: No Stance
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>>68936312
Fair enough. Thanks for answering, by the way. Thousands wouldn't.
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>>68936335
same up til 18
18: liberal nationalist
19: environmentalist nationalist
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only really started giving a shit about politics after I bought a house
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Love having stubble
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Antifa here

NO NAZIS ON OUR STREETS!!!

We beat up racist scum like you
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>>68936335
>19: liberal nationalist
Wouldn't say I'm particularly nationalistic. I like Australia, but I don't subscribe to the local equivalent of american exceptionalism
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>>68936335
>13 and under: don't care
>14 Free market capitalism is the way forward i learned about it in economics
>15-20 same
>21 These terror attacks are getting a bit much
>22 Gas the kikes, stone the niggers, flay the muslims RACE WAR NOW
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>>68936415
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>>68936415
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>>68936415
Every time I dye a weapon on Runescape
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in your opinions, what's the best british:

Comedy program
Band
Food
Region
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>>68936415
thepoliticalstanceidisagreewith.mpv
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>>68936415
trump.png
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I hope my Christmas wish comes true :)
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>>68936040
blair was really fucking socialist eh u fuckin mongrel
the north is home to such bourgy ponce traitors as JW john woodcock and jamie reed
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>>68936335
>actually labelling yourself with these hilarious terms

screeching when i remember people actually refer to themselves in this way
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>>68936462
recordings of me
me with a trumpet up my arse
my dick and balls
my dick and balls
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>>68936466
shit post consider killing yourself
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>>68936462
>Comedy program
Peep Show
>Band
Dire Straits
>Food
Rogan Josh
>Region
The South-West
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>>68936263
>Because suicide is a serious issue for a lot of people.
no shit how are my posts affecting that
>it isn't just something you should LARP about doing for attention.
I just post to vent cause it feels momentarily good telling another living soul that i'd like nothing more than to die
>you clearly aren't gunna actually do it (pussies don't commit suicide, at best they larp around, attempt it, get much hugs then become trannies)
yeah i won't cause i can't get my hands on a method that'll just put me to sleep calmly. i'm afraid of pain and afraid of fucking it up so that i'm living an even worse life but i do want to die.
>attempt it, get much hugs then become trannies
well i don't cut myself, i don't seek out sympathy and have no issues with my maleness
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>>68936462

This is a REALLY hard one. I liked Little Britain, Top Gear (original) and Mock The Week as a kid in Secondary School but I don't really watch TV anymore.
Elbow
Bangers, Mash and peas
North Wales [excluding Rhyl]
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>>68936476
you probably think we're going to be dead upset at this post and scream FUCK OFF YANK MUH QUEEN but the reality is she won't die and no one is that arsed anyway, we have more royals to replace her - it happens
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>>68936488
so close to being a haiku
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>>68936524
you sick fuck

my wish is for her to get better
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>>68936518
How can you seriously say you'd like nothing more than to die and not be walking into the fucking sea?

Go get help or go play with your limp dick on a motorway you LARPing fuck.
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>>68936535
take the "a" out of line 2, say it like a northerner
swap dick for penis
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haha alright lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's the loudest you can shout?
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>>68935035
9 1 2 4 5 8 6 3 7 10
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>>68936554
you probably think we're going to be dead happy at this post and scream THANK YOU YANK MUH QUEEN but the reality is she won't get better and no one is that arsed anyway, we have more royals to replace her - it happens
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>>68936535
Haiku shave 3 lines
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tea is just gay coffee 2bh
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>>68936599
THIS LOUD!!!
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>>68936565
>How can you seriously say you'd like nothing more than to die and not be walking into the fucking sea?
because it don't just work like that. it'd be different if i had an on/off switch
>Go get help or go play with your limp dick on a motorway you LARPing fuck.
i've sought help and it does nothing.
>>
"LARP" is a misused term on 4chan tbqh

more often than not, these people are simply Role Playing, not really doing it live action

most "Nazis" on 4chan are roleplaying

but people like Ribena are live action roleplaying because they actually live their lives as ironic 4chan characters
>>
>>68936629
steady on
>>
got banned for ironically noncing
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>>68936643
>i've sought help and it does nothing.

Then you know what to do.
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>>68936622
FOY
>>
If the girl I'm seeing says "I love that you're so stable, you have such a calming influence on me", is it just another way of saying I'm a boring bastard who's about to get cucked?
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>>68936599
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>68936650
alri big jimmy ayy
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>>68936662
would love to
>>
People who say "trickle down economics doesn't work" typically cannot even explain what it means as a concept.
>>
wanted to work in public affairs until I watched The Thick of It

don't fancy having a nervous breakdown/heart attack at 25 Tbh
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>>68936679
she wants a NEET bf
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>>68935276
>dem hairless legs
Screeching
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>>68936681
*throws chicken broth on you*
>>
>>68936679
I was recently told that one of my best qualities is that I'm 'unflappable'

would have preferred it if she'd said I had a nice cock
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>>68936690
Explain it then!!
>>
In bed playing a comfy game of Transport Tycoon :3
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>>68936690
>dey rich ppl sposed to be givin they wealth to erryone
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>>68936620

recordings of me
with a trumpet up my arse
my willy and balls
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>>68936715
my thighs have almost no hair but my shins are hairy as fuck, maybe he's the same
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>>68936679
don't think she would talk positively to you if she was about to cuck you.

She probably thinks you're boring but she likes that, and thinks you're good for her

so essentially she doesn't see you as an easy bad boy fuck, but she does see you as a potential good bf material
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>>68935276
What's the matter with his face?
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>>68936688
really isn't hard
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>>68936601
>>68935035
2 9 3 8 1 5 4 7 10 6

>3 that low
>10 dead last

Bit racist, lad.
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>>68936430
bait.exe
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>>68936690
People who say 'capitalism doesn't work' can't even explain why.

Normally it's because they want material possessions but they don't want to work for it.
>>
>>68936745
low test, just become a trap
>>
>>68936728
>people at the top expand their businesses
>have to hire more people as a result
>more people have jobs
>economy expands
>people now have money, buy more, companies that supply those products expand
>>
The Breakfast Club is such a great film
>>
>>68936755
it is
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just got back from the clinic lads

about three days ago i woke up and my eye hurt like fuck and it was bloodshot red. it's been hurting since so i went to the doc to get it checked out.

turns out i have a cut on my eyeball and i need to use some antibiotic eyedrops until it heals
>>
>my thighs have almost no hair but my shins are hairy as fuck
Squawking
>>
>>68936757
Pakis niggers slants and wogs are disgusting though
>>
>>68936757
you'll notice that the one i rated highest is brown
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does anyone else get the numbers 16 and 18 confused when they're adding up
>>
>>68936757
I admit that black people can *sometimes* be attractive but 10 is the absolute mingest there mate
>>
>>68936783
it really isn't if you are actually suicidal, then again you obviously are just attention deprived
>>
>>68936800
Why are Australians so racist?
>>
Brown skin
Brown eyes
Black hair
Everywhere
True diversity
>>
>>68936777
then why are there less jobs than ever
and automation taking over
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>>68936757
fantastic image
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>>68936813
>doing maths
Teenagers OUT
>>
>>68936679
Not yet, but some time down road, yes. What she says implies she's had a hectic life, to which she will be drawn to again after some quiet time with you.
>>
>>68936766
I deal with brexit day in day out lad, I've produced numerous publications and studies on it on behalf my company. The EU is fucking shite but so much of our economy relies on it that getting rid of them all a-la 'hard' brexit is going to fuck us over big time

we're already seeing the financial sector move some operations abroad and we haven't even triggered article 50
>>
>>68936748
Actually this happened to me a couple of years ago and I just wanted to see whether I should have seen the signs, as it turns out she did start sleeping with someone else and then told me she'd never seen me as bf material.
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>>68936592
you're just a pawn
>>
>May is a strong remainer pre-referendum
>gets into power
>is now turbo-leaver

umm?
>>
>>68936774
i've talked to my doctor about this and body hair has more to do with genetics than test

are you a doctor? no? then stfu

runt
>>
>>68936462
Have I Got News For You
Houghton Weavers
My mam's unique recipe bacon cream peas pasta and nutmeg
The North-West (FURNESS IS LANCASHIRE)
>>
>>68936819
WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY 2017

But seriously if anyone with a brain meets an Abo they realise they aren't human. You can be okay with that, they're a mildly intelligent species and anthropologically interesting, doesn't mean you want to kill them, like I wouldn't want to kill a dog. Doesn't mean I'd cross breed with it though.
>>
>>68936811
That looks like a Greek name. Greeks are basically white.
>>
>>68936857
why does he have four mouths?
>>
>>68936817
thanks doc how much'll it be?
>>
>>68936843
wew

no I don't think there are 'signs' to getting cucked

unlucky though mate. plenty of other fish in the sea though
>>
>>68936622
how dare you insult tea
this is an outrage how shall we recoger recover without teea
might boil the kettle in a bit
Have dow egberts and tescos
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>>68936751
he's black mate
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>>68936857
could heem the living christ out of you at any given moment
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>>68936829
>automation increases
>machine operators now in more work than ever before

it works lad
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>>68936829
>then why are there less jobs than ever
there arent
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>>68936837
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>>68936918
name 10 jobs then
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>>68936921
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>Interpol went shit after Antics
>>
>>68936928
Bricklayer
>>
>>68936920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
BOIPUCCI
>>
>>68936920
would smash them all then hate myself
>>
>>68936920
might let mans have a suck
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>>68936882
>Greeks are basically white.
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>>68936948
haggard gimmick
>>
>>68936903
choc digestives for the lads too
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>>68936936
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>>68936928
junior manager
deputy manager
senior manager
executive producer
chairman of the committee
accountant
plumber
janitor
pet shop owner
rubbish man
bee keeper
>>
blackgirlswhitelslaves.com
>>
>>68936771
give me one reason why humans shouldn't be guaranteed a living income regardless of whether they've """""""""earned"""""""" it
>>
stop posting cats you shoepipes
>>
>>68936920
To me it looks like Ev is short for Evan.
>>
>>68937029
too many jobs!
>>
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1481559893702.webm
want to go play alien isolation now
>>
new
>>68937069
>>68937069
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>>68936920
No clue which is female so convincing
>>
>>68936893
you don't want to die lad you just want the pain to stop.
if happiness came along tommorow and you woke up energetic and smiling you wouldn't say "yeah nah still gonna kill myself, i've got a duty to do so"
i'd recommend reading philosophy 2bh, and none of that faggot neitzche either, read edward feser or some other positive thinking dude.
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>>68936882
>greeks
>whites

pick one
>>
>>68937040
Because someone else is paying for it, and eventually they will decide it's not worth it and genocide you because you are a 100% dependent parasite with no power.
>>
never. go. shopping. with. women.
>>
>started going red and getting embarrassed about things

Fucks sake I thought I'd got over that years ago
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