/brit/

2016 in two words?

>>68930445
many poos

>>68930445
Good year

>>68930445
Trump Brexit'd

>>68930445
allahu akbar

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>Cody G edition
>
>Upcoming events:
>
>12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs King Mo
>12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
>12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
>12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
>1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
>1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
>1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
>1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
>1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
>1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
>1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
>1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
>1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
>1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
>1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
>1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
>1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
>2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
>2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
>2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
>2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
>3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
>3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
>3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
>3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA
>
>News:
>
>>Based Khabib refuses easy fight against a featherweight, instead chooses to fight scared chicken Tony Ferguson
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/12/khabib-nurmagomedov-on-jose-aldos-claim-of-declined-title-fight-i-do-not-bully-the-little
>
>>Andrade pulled from 207
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/21/14040616/jessica-andrade-pulled-from-ufc-207
>
>>Yancy Medeiros fights Li Jingliang at UFC on Fox 23
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/12/yancy-medeiros-meets-li-jingliang-at-ufc-on-fox-23-in-denver- 0 post shown.

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wowwee this is super great thread

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Cody bless

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how is trump going to deal with this issue?
https://news.vice.com/story/california-secessionist-movement-opens-first-embassy-and-its-in-moscow

>>68930445
it suckd

>>68930445
dont care

>>68930445
shitting dicksacks

gotta admire this guys loyalty to cody

how many cody threads we had now been at least one a day for the last week

>>68930445
nogf

>>68930492
Does dicksacks count as one word

>>68930445
crushed bollocks

>>68930445
cornetto

>>68930477
by doing nothing since its a titanic meme

>>68930445
absolute state

>>68930504
does handcomb? what about dishwasher?

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the STATE of this thread

UFC is unironically very bent

*experiences a violent rectal discharge*

*the thread quality improves*

>>68930445
twenty sixteen

>>68930502
>tfw nogf

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Muh Дик
Need to punish a slut like this

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>>68930445
Cody's Year

>>68930545
beat me to it

>>68930445
cold out

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might unironically start wearing Hawaiian shirts

>>68930427


I really want Garbradnt to win this one, as much as I like Cruz, that whole spiel with Maddux or whatever the hell his name was really pulled at my heart strings.

>>68930510
trudeau sr had to deal with separatists founded by russia

>>68930445
irish weather

>>68930578
Quebec is a meme too

>>68930545
>>68930559
you witty men heheheh have an upvote

>>68930566
The "I am a weak westerner please take all my money" look

if you don't wish Her Maj swift death in 2017 you can safely consider yourself a RUNT

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>>68930568
Yeah plus Cruz has been acting like a twat recently

He was always one of my favourite fighters but recently hes been making me cringe

>>68930460
RBS

what's it called when you have a gf but you want to leave her because even though you like her, your life is going to be so shite that it'd just be wrong to continue seeing her and you'd rather she not know about the state of it anyway? similar to when you cut off contact with your friends because you don't want them to know how much fo a fuck up you are?

>>68930594
all Bulgarians should be killed

>>68930594
they look pretty fly desu
I have a nice one but its too big

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Well, I've won this thread.

Later nerds.

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>>68930599
>tripping

What the fuck are you doing?

Fuck off to /heem/ with your shit gimmick, it's fucking retarded

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>responding to this cody nonce

>>68930599
why don't they just fuck

>>68930604
t. hawaiian shirt pro

>>68930585
california is not a meme, it is the powerhouse of the United States and the 8th economy

>>68930599
I honestly don't understand half of what they're saying

>way too many foreigners
>man punch man runt bullshit
this thread is fucking dire

started the day off right

with a wank

>>68930624
suitable response

>>68930642
I don't want to believe this is real

>>68930628
its only a powerhouse BECAUSE of the US
without all of that behind it, it would die quickly

also succession is illegal so there WOULD be a war.

>>68930620
it is my heem trip sometimes it carries across
Also you'd be filtering like 40% of the brit threads

>>68930622
cody bless brother

>>68930623
dunno

>>68930632
no one does

>>68930553
claire 2bh

>>68930604
A Bulgarian taught me how to ski
He had terrible breath but I learned snow plow and traverse
Thats all there is to it. really

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AND IF A 10 TON TRUCK
RUNS OVER BOTH MY NUUUTS

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>you will never live at the height of michael jacksons career

>>68930644
Thank you my friend

>>68930661
and that's why i asked how the future president will deal with that shit without provoking a war

>>68930659
think it's the onion or something like that

>>68930594
I obviously would never visit a place like Serbia Jr, let alone wear one there

I mean in a hot country, some more muted patters would be pretty sweet with a pair of raybans

besides I'm a big guy and not afraid of being attacked, worse is being pick pocketed.

>>68930675
my dad tought me to ski thanks for asking

hello

might eat a malteaser, thoughts?????

Nigel Farage’s attack on Jo Cox’s widower is a new low

Enough

Why are space enthusiasts so retarded?
Especially SpaceX fans. Biggest mouthbreathers I've ever encountered.

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>>68930703
maltEaser?

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>i consider myself quite the connoisseur of mixed martial arts, or mma if you may

mr noseberg!!!!

>>68930730
pfm

>>68930659
Seriously though. Why are lions always mad?
They are big cute.
No need for American Lions to be so scrapy

>>68930709
Only people who like space are kids and fedoras

>>68930730
submit fornication contraptions

would win a willy wrestle against any one of you

I've only been on break for two weeks and my sleep schedule is already ruined

uni's gonna be a blast when it starts back up again

Got my Christmas bonus today.

[spoiler]£10 bonus for being on PIP. They mailed me about it in January but I never thought I'd actually get it.[/spoiler]

>>68930730
upload coital devices

>>68930709
actually smart people aren't the loud ones

>>68930765
Wow 10 bloody pounds
With the current state of your currency that's like 2 bags of candy

>>68930765
same lad, the 'tism has its pros.

>>68930730
transmit copulation apparatuses

>>68930427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maTP315XZCQ
bit quiet around here

>>68930797
>With the current state of your currency that's like 2 bags of candy
That's what I'm planning on spending it on, mate. One of those fancy Sainsbury's pulled pork sandwiches, a bottle of Pepsi Max, a packet of crisps, two bags of those cookies they sell, and a ten pack of Berkeley. If I have enough left over I'll get some Fruit Pastilles, too.

no chrissy bonus for me as i just started working three weeks ago

If I don't get at least 3 boxes of favourites this crissy I will heem each of the offending rellies to high heaven

do they still do popping candy chocolate oranges

>>68930765
>only being on PIP
>not being on PIP PIP CHEERIO

>>68930875
>gives u 3 boxes full of moro's

any failed normie man in

>>68930901
um diversity is our strength sweetie

>>68930707
overreaction but nige is proving how unelectable he is

saw some nonce with a selfie stick at the park today,

>>68930427
that would actually be a good OP if this were the UFC general

>>68930764
>the been on break for months

took some cracking pictures in Australia lads

>>68930837
Hey could I get a little attention about my artisan tastes in snackery and spending taxpayers' money please I have no (You)s on this post and I'd like for somebody to rectify this.

fat chips i was gassed

imagine being german

nan just called me a wanker

>>68930908
*gives u 3 boxes of celebrations*

>>68930837
shan't be reading

>>68930427
Faggot-mat is not a sport

>>68930908
revels or malteasers

>>68930960
Would be Ordnung.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRswxxT3HQ8

nan wanker loves his fucking nan

>>68930903
Barely functioning normie here

anybody here in aus doing construction

>>68930966
*Rallies for biscuit prohibition in Australia due to concerns over paedophilia and terrorism*

ha-ha take THAT!

>Indonésia Calle

struggle to cum if i don't tweak my nipples lads

/pol/ being mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVeZ0_Lhazw

gonna be an hour late to work because I slept through my alarms haha

https://www.rt.com/uk/371129-snoopers-charter-europe-court/
honestly makes me feel a tinge of hope
is that misplaced

The gf has gone back to her country for xmas, guess I'm a free agent for the next couple of weeks haha

>>68931042
>unironically reading RT

absolutely vile

>>68931013
he looks like a proper faggot

>>68931027
>sleeping through alarms

sir runtington, good evening to thou

>>68931042
>RT

m8

>>68931070
>>68931085
it was the first google result
now how about actually discussing the topic at hand you JF fuckfaces

better yet, how about just pressing ctrl+w?

>>68931042
probably

the EU strongly opposing surveillance didn't stop the government in the NSA scandal either

mr noseberg is angry hahahaha

>>68931082
Pretty easy to sleep through alarms during winter Ringo

what is the square root of 100 to the power of 2

>>68931013
they all look like desperate losers who would kill for the mere sight of a pussy

is this headless weed farmer actually insinuating that i'm jewish

>>68931092
>discussing fake news

ah yes

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wtf, this isn't /heem/
This isn't even /sp/
nigga, you don't even know how bad you're fucking with my head right now
[spoiler] schaub bless [/spoiler]

>>68931082
morning

>>68931122
richard fucked a slav though

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>>68931115

>>68931115
your mum is the square root of 100
your face is that number raised to the power of 2

the mexican poster...

don't get your fatness in my zone
and don't get your fat fingers on my phone

>>68931135
>>68931105
haha sorry forgot to reply, slept through my alarm :p

>>68931104
also why are these always so biased
what happened to media being neutral? what a fucking joke, journalism has become shite safe space catering to the lowest common denominator

Suicidez-vous, bande de sacs à foutre.

>>68931098
but the US are not in the EU anon

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>>68931173
do you have any games on your phone?

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>also why are these always so biased
>what happened to media being neutral? what a fucking joke, journalism has become shite safe space catering to the lowest common denominator

>>68931196
relay mechanical devices built for the purpose of sexual gratification of females

>>68931196
find it funny how alt-runters are just this year waking up to the fact that literally every media outlet has various inherent biases whether they embrace them or not

there is NO SUCH THING as unbiased media

HEEM

>>68931216
is mexican news reporting and journalism also shite
who am i kidding of course it is, and im guessing all tv hosts are white like in all mixed countries

May have to cork a bottle of rioja.
>>68931205
Microsoft telemetry compatibility

post le toot

>>68931269
*attempts to parse this post*
*parsing error*

gas yourself (((fucking scumbag)))

>Mexican is comletely ignored for 3 consecutive threads
>spams /pol/shit
>instant (You)s
must be feeling relieved

>>68931205
no but we were directly working with the NSA and the scandal exposed our own illegal spying programme

>>68931344
Mexican poster is my favourite poster

>>68931256
>there is NO SUCH THING as unbiased media
obviously some bias will always be there since its made by humans but they are basically just trying to smear one side of the political spectrum without trying to understand where is it coming from

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Google is on point lately.

>>68930553

>muh Дик

What the fuck are you doing.

why is another third worlder here

>>68931389
Scotland means well, give them a chance

>>68931370
Don't say the on point meme lad. It's hateful.

need succ

>>68931361
it's been like that since forever, google old newspapers
difference is nowadays it's much more effective and easier to do because of the nature of press's platform in the digital age. Depending on ads, more people only reading headlines, etc. But as the german said it's funny that alt tards are only realizing this now

>>68931370
post the scientists one

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>>68931434

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REALLY scratches the grey matter

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>>68931434

https://www.google.com.mx/search?q=american+inventors&espv=2&biw=1600&bih=794&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjMkKqlvIfRAhWF5oMKHV3JD5sQ_AUIBygA&dpr=1

>>68931416
a/s/l?

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Hey, what does sponge mean in this context?

I'm asking here because they wrote "practise" so I'm pretty sure they're British and sponge must be some sort of regional slang.

>>68931494
a mooch

>>68931344
piss off

>>68931494
>regional

Not regional. Being a sponge means you're sucking up all of someone's money/property/resources. Being a leech/drain on them.

>>68931494
>practise

That's not how you spell it in British English though you fucking idiot.

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I AM A BOLLOCK AND I NEED TO BE CRUSHED
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER BOLLOCK DOES

>>68931533
That's the verb from

>>68931521
10/m/dprk
sup bb
kik?

>>68931494
someone who leeches off everyone around them

>>68931464
>Alexander Graham Bell

Well that's me triggered

>>68931544
wew /brit/ teaching me something

>>68931544
form*

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>>68931555

>>68931570
*firm

>>68931597
*senpai

>>68931555
>mfw they colour his photo artificially and make him look like a negro

These people have no shame

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>>68931592
>make them look brown or make the picture black and white.

>>68931605
*kempeitai

why do mexican intellectuals look so jewish

disappointingly nonce-heavy thread this morning lads

>thailad is staying in thailand for christmas

kinda feel sorry for him lads, reckon we should crowdfund a trip to get him home

>>68931637
>mexican intellectuals

>>68931618
>Tim Berners-Lee
>Black and white
>Still fucking alive and invented the web
>Graham Bell
>Coloured artificially
>Made to look like a half-negro mongrel

I fucking hate Jews

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>>68931653
he is one

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>>68931650
Do the same for me I wanna see my puppers

>>68931650
>crowdfund him trip home
>last minute detour to aleppo

hahaha

>>68931677
vile little creatures

>>68931677
is that your farm?

>>68931677
Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiCRZLr9oRw

>>68931729
I'm yoggi doggi oggi

And this is my farm

hey yoggi doggi oggi can you post toot?

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>>68931702
alri rasheed

AISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

morning lads

toot

you know what kind of toot

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booking a cheeky holiday over xmas

>>68931741
>Kate Bush
Huh, I didn't know she did songs with other people
I thought she just did Cloudbusting

>>68931797
hope your christmas is a blast lad xx

Ordered the 'spiciest burger possible' at the takeaway last night after a few drinks.

My arsehole feels like it's about to fall out. Is there anything I can take to stop this?

business idea: kate bush doing the dance in wuthering heights entirely atop my goolies

>>68931814
top tip for you lad - get a big blob of vaseline and rub it round your arsehole and inside a little bit too. protects you from the burn, makes it just feel like a normal poo

>>68931814
Imodium

toot deez nutz nigga

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can't wait to see these two having a meeting in toronto

>>68931814
charcoal tablets

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>>68931814
My arsehole is fine because I don't drink and order slop from the chinky

>>68931838
bit gay that

>>68931863
oi ur cool ay

>>68931702
>little
im not sure you have met those breeds in person

not even racist, but REALLY wish foreigners would fuck off from /brit/

are nige

>>68931875
innit

rorke

>>68931893
all mexicans should be hung, drawn and quartered

>>68931873
>mfw the Husky and Weimaraner are taller than me if they stand up now

They're both puppers in that picture and the cocker spaniel hasn't grown much but the Husky has.

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weedman's mom is still being fuckable

>>68931875
>>68931892
hi x

Foreigners include, but are not limited to :

Mexicans
French
Canadians
Australians

Please report to the nearest detention cell and await deportation

>>68931875
Agreed

the worst aussie poster is the brit on extended holiday

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>>68931831
>business idea: kate bush doing the dance in wuthering heights entirely atop my goolies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

>>68931934
>French
Diev et mon droit to be here.

>>68931934
forgot the one kike that has been posting here for over a year x

>>68931949
yeah that cunt does nothing but bitch and moan about australia hahahaha makes me wew

>>68931985
contribute copulation contraptions

>>68931949
Is that me? IDK if that's me.

>>68931992
Do I really though? I like it out here.

>>68932037
>Is that me? IDK if that's me.
I've been there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DDndY0FLI

>tfw you actually like the coconut ones in all chocolate assortments
waheyyy

how do I stop my voice cracking like a pubescent boy

>>68932197
grow some balls

>>68932197
grow some balls

Erm lads, my dinner came to £180 last night. I usually spend about £40/week on food.

(I wasn't paying hehe)

>>68932251
gud lid

Don't think we're leaving the EU lads.

Seems like nobody even talks about it anymore

My gf is cute now but she's Chinese so she'll be butters when she hits 40

Might bin her

>>68932299
yeah just order another one

lads I am sorry I've let you all down

I can't stay awake any longer
hopefully I will sleep through christmas

>visiting home for first time in a while
>Mum notices gains and says she hopes im not on that protein steroid stuff

loooool

>>68932374
Fingers crossed you never wake up x

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>>68932400

>>68932400
cheers man, means a lot x

I threw up that horrible energy drink and I feel a lot better now, might stay awake another 30 mins if I can

>>68932393

I bet you're on those damn creatine hormones too

going to do a wank

>>68932374

how did the mints go down laddie

>>68932393
>tfw skeleton and mum thinks I'm a smack addict

>Prince Charles: rising intolerance risks repeat of horrors of past

royalist rorkes btfo

Alright here?
Cake and tea
and fine wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRgwbkdoIcY
We are multi millionaires

just injected 5 mL of steak into the arse lads

hopefully i pass the piss test

Just done a masturbate
Screamed "/brit/" and the moment of climax

I'm off the hrt
I miss getting a hard on

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Licence fee suddenly feels worth it lads

>>68932467
Rising intolerance (towards whites)

watched blade runner, was a bit boring

>>68932493
>He said: “We are now seeing the rise of many populist groups across the world that are increasingly aggressive to those who adhere to a minority faith. All of this has deeply disturbing echoes of the dark days of the 1930s.

>“My parents’ generation fought and died in a battle against intolerance, monstrous extremism and inhuman attempts to exterminate the Jewish population of Europe.”

not so fast

>>68932462
they was nice, classic polos.
I need to start eating healthier

I have anorexic body, ugly face and fat cheeks

>>68932504
>a minority faith
Christianity

>>68932503
it was, wasn't it?

people in 1982 must have been easily entertained

>>68932504
>intolerance, monstrous extremism and inhuman attempts to exterminate

sounds like islam

вы гeй

>>68930445
bit shit

I encourage you all to only post images you've made over this Christmas period

Make Gimmicks Great Again

>>68932514
wll shit, erm... rorke

is it true corner shops over your way have beer/wine in them over there and you can buy it no matter the hour?

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>>68932561

>>68932585
yeah, obviously, we're a first world country

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>have paper round
>dump papers in a river
was I the only one?

>>68932503
Yeah it's shit

>>68932509

small steps and you can make big improvements, especially if you're young.

>>68932598
hope someone dumps you in a river

>>68932585
not corner shops but garages and stuff yeah

right bed for real now

goodnight my only friends :)

>>68932593
you cant buy alcohol from a shop/off licence after 10pm here.
some anti binge drinking bullshit

>>68932667
>10:30 AM
what did he mean by this

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*snort*

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>we're a first world country

>>68932374
pussyole

>>68932691
racist

>>68932670
somethings gotta keep you miscreants in line

>>68932670
>10pm
Shite one, it's 11pm up here, but sure some pubs will still sort ye, and taxi men carry drink in the boot aswell

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>>68932692

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https://twitter.com/sven_giegold/status/811552911188783104

What the actual fuck is wrong with them?

>>68932709
looks like Bamzooki

>>68932667
*turns around to look at you*
Sorry, WHO are you?
*turns back to the group and we all laugh*
*someone mutters "fucking sadcase" as you walk off and we all laugh again*

>>68932698
not him but I haven't been happy with your behaviour recently

I'm putting you on a mark 1

>>68932710
brainwashing

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>>68932710
>literally holding hands and singing kumbaya

>>68932710
clustering up for another truck

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>>68932710
whats happened to the west

>>68932670
the logic is prohibiting sales actually encourages binge drinking since people get as hammered as possible before the cut-off time

>>68932728
p-p-please
*prostrates myself at your feet*
surely there must be something I...
*whip out my snub-nosed Enfield mk4 and ram it into your pants*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*blasts your bollocks off*

so this is christmas
and what have you done?
another year over
a new one just begun

>>68932710
Autism. All of these postures and symbolic displays are equivalent to rocking back and forth and humming to yourself. Inadequate response to problems but comforting nonetheless.

>>68932761
*cums*

>>68932760
its so drunk people dont go buy more drink. But its pretty stupid because you can go in at 9.59 and buy enough drink for the year if you want
They also wanted to bring in minimum pricing so that each can was minimum €2 but the EU said it was anti competition and stopped it

redpill me on bobby tables

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>>68932710
Jesus...

>>68932760
>I might possibly end up wanting to get shitfaced drunk later, but there's a cutoff at 10
>guess I'll get drunk now just in case

I dunno if alcoholic brains work differently or something, but this makes no sense to me.

>>68932730
Krauts and Brits shoulder to shoulder never again be at odds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdobquf1zms

>>68932760
of course it does, because people who push those laws are nerds who never went out on the piss once in their life in a city and not daddy's country club

>>68932828
>>68932828
>>68932828

>>68932819
You're a fucking mong, read the thread

>>68932710

Oswald Spengler predicted this a hundred years ago.

>>68932819
do you not have last orders in yank pubs?

>one more drink then that's it
>three more doubles then please mate

>>68932797
>its so drunk people dont go buy more drink

yeah, we realised that's not really a problem though. you only really get trouble when pissheads are together hence closing hours, a few lads buying booze at 4am only harms themselves.