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Late night depression hours

usa

alri

/cum/ is now infested of degenerate /s/ posters

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>>68925941
this

I KNOW IT'S OVER

AND IT NEVER BEGAN

BUT IN MY HEART IT WAS SO REAL

!repost!

ball sport ranking
1. rugby union
2. rugby league
3. gaelic
4. aussie rules
5. canadian football
6. association football
---------------------------POWER GAP---------------------
7. american football

really wanna do an ol' 'cide

I love /brit/, lads.

>>68925959
alri

>>68925941
Haha kill me pls

no one reply to the leaf

ball sport power rankings:

football
american football

power gap

rugby
any sub-sport

i like leafs

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>>68925911
Nick Diaz Edition

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Thread wars are stupid btw

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>>68925889
and its never not been true

What's got you lads down then

>>68925911
should be the definitive edition.

wish I could donate my life to a /brit/ poster who it would make a difference to because I still feel depressed as fuck

>>68926024
DON'T GIVE THEM ATTENTION

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What's the best way of making everyone feel sorry for me so I can get lots of attention at work ?

this is the girl

karen is so sexy

don't want to wake up to renew my health card tomorrow morning lads

>>68926033
Donate your life to me by making little paint doodles and hatting people with them

Could start by hatting yourself, might help a bit, maybe 68926041 too

>>68926041
let them know you watch anime

>>68926041
noticeably cut your wrists

>>68926041
say you were abused a s a child

t. person who was actually seriously abused

>>68926062
>noticeably cut your wrists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4mym0EFKM8

>>68926069
LOL

>>68926069
LOL

>>68926069
wish i was abused so i had an excuse

gf is home in two hours!

>>68926069
my ex was abused as a child and she would literally never shut up about it every time she got drunk it was honestly just annoying

>>68926062
I'd get fired you wanker

who cares?

only sport i like is hockey

now I know what codyposting is..

not a fan

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>>68926131
good lad

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This thread has been annexed by Feli City

thai chicANO

>>68926078
>>68926093
>>68926104
banter about it doesn't bother me 2bh

>>68926111
I've never told anyone about it in real life 2bh

I just pretend I had a normal childhood but that I just don't get along with my parents

don't know why i put myself through listening to the smiths

>>68926041
say your cousin who was also your best friend died in a tragic fishing accident

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>>68926132
newbie

Going home to see the family tomorrow

>>68926146
what did they do to you?

you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

>>68926141
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E2Kf69ksX_g

LITERALLY more violent than poofc

should i learn french?

already know various vocabulary and basic phrases

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Reading a book on perspective lads.

It's supposed to be easy but just look at this fucking NASA spaceship launching shit, can't get my head around it at all.

>>68926162
Nick Clegg has forever ruined the Lib Dems for me.

who is rorke and why is that term related to racists?

>>68926183

why didn't you take french in school?

>>68926176
They do it so silently too

>>68926161
diddled my bum on the reg

why yes I just came from /sp/ and discovered /int/ and now I feel like I need to spam my retarded 80 IQ idol that fights other men

>lad shovels a parking spot with a payloader for another lad
>he lives in a house that is 2 apartments
>the woman in the other apartment parks in his spot
When he told her to move the car she was all "BUT what am I supposed to do" and giggled
never hated a woman more

British Culture question: does HP sauce belong in the refrigerator?

>>68926201
Rorkes drift is where the British empire beat down the Zulu tribes

>>68926201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke's_Drift

>>68926207
should go back and kill them

>>68926207
gonna take this post seriously

why do abuse victims just hide it? why not get them in trouble?

>>68926222
It's pickled stuff in vinegar.

Nick Clegg is a good lad

>>68926224
>>68926225
thank you guys

>>68926204
because i was an idiot teenager

>>68926161
it wasn't sexual (except what my older brother did and that was just once)

>>68926214
int first actually

>>68926219

was once waiting at a zebra crossing and a woman drove through it without stopping whilst smiling at me

was tempted to chase after her and bash her fucking head in

i've got some good news lads;

i've got a 6 pack of pom bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ULvRPN0rDY

>>68926268
wew lad might have to get that aggression looked at

>>68926219
>BUT what am I supposed to do
Except she didn't say this did she? She wasn't just speaking English for no reason was she? She was speaking icelandic.

Probably sounded like this:
beinz einz dreinz heights neighnz shuzen madren

know for a fact only 1% of regular /brit/ posters have nice abs

who all nighter to try and fix sleeping pattern?

struggling desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hGObsaxKk

>>68926284
it was literally the first time anyone hasn't stopped, in the worst way possible

>>68926290
That's my plan tonight lad

>>68926269
blimey havnt had those since I was about 6

glad they're still going

>>68926252
that lad wasn't me but the reason I didn't go to the police was because my dad said he'd find and kill me if I did and I believed him

I wasn't allowed to go to school so I didn't have any friends or anything I could talk about it with and I had no clue how society worked

hockey is literally the most patrician sport of all time

>>68926289
are you the one who always posts his face?

why are you so dark? are you south american or what

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>>68926183
You definitely should. I unironically believe all Canadians should speak French and English and I support New Brunswick's mandatory French/English education starting in Kindergarten.

>>68926293
The way people obey zebra crossings in the UK is amazing. In fact, road manners in general are fantastic.

>>68926308
i feel bad now

>>68926321
be kuiet xhink

>>68926317

>>>/fr/

i was in french immersion in elementary school and all it did was give me an eternal hatred of french canadians

>>68926272
love canada

>>68926286
Hvað átti ég að gera

Really into collecting blood samples of cute girls

eating some mcvities lads

night lads

tuck me in please

could mentally destroy thailad in an argument about living in a 3rd world country. he'd be weeping and buying a ticket back home

>>68926317
t. jean

>>68926309
This
It's also the fastest growing sport in the UK now

>>68926311
Never seen his face but he might be French. They are often a swarthier lot

>>68926293
When I stop for asian tourists they wave and run across the road like spooked sheep

>>68926321
except in big cities

then nobody pays attention to anything and just drives like a fucking paki

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>You definitely should. I unironically believe all Canadians should speak French and English and I support New Brunswick's mandatory French/English education starting in Kindergarten.

>>68926353

say your prayers first

>>68926358
did that once and he left to "take a shower"

>>68926334
He's right.

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ah yes the ubiquitous american great outdoors

>>68926383
no

tuck me in you fucking paki before I bash your head in

>>68926353
*Snuggles into bed with you*
*Hogs the duvet*

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>>68926353

>>68926393

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN GENERAL

NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS

>>68926358
go for it
>>68926379
True, detest inner city driving.

Lads guess what

unironically wish i grew up in quebec rather than ontario

missed out on the chance to be fluent in 2 major languages

>>68926363
>It's also the fastest growing sport in the UK now
it is and we're set to hopefully join the khl

maybe 10/20 years from now we can try in the bettman cup prelims

The only ""Canadians"" who think Canadians should speak French are Quebecois grubs 2bh

Minority trying to force the majority to bow to you, literal niggers

>>68926394
*spoons you*
>>68926406
fair do's
>>68926410
*falls asleep without thanking allah*

>>68926427
Jealous tbf

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>>68926380
Her Majesty speaks French at a native level.

not a fan of spooning 2bh

always wake up with a numb arm from the gf laying on it

>>68926427
literally nobody speaks french outside quebec and part of new brunswick

>>68926440
#normieproblems

>>68926380
this is some nice hatposting

daily reminder that white people with dark hair is elder god tier

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>>68926440
Sometimes I sleep on my arm to recreate that feeling

Hundreds of Kenyan girls are preparing to spend Christmas in schools, rather than with their families, fearing that their parents will force them to undergo female genital mutilation (FGM) (bbc.com)

>>68926445
>what is france

do older newfies consider themselves british?

talking about the ones alive before annexation obvs

>>68926445

that's not true at all.

ontarian and I speak french.

>>68926472
they speak arabic

>>68926427
My lovely horse father ted in fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syxpRQUVbus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHxvnM1Wl4w

why I am scared of getting in a fight

people take it too far

>>68926482

annexation? they voted to join canada

Anyone know if thailad is looking for a yank bf?

>>68926499
doesn't that still count as being annexed though?

>>68926490
Titles not in english mate, not one chance I'm watching one second of that

>>68926475
What's going on here

what do we do when AI and automation takes all the jobs

Does anyone know literally any female in Britain looking for a Yank bf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXjHb5QmDV0#t=01m36s

jesus christ what an absolute madlad

>>68926485
t. pierre

>>68926494
t. bender

irl most fights don't go that way and no one ends up seriously hurt. at worst you end up with a broken nose or a chipped tooth and I've not even had those despite having the shite kicked out of me a bunch of times.

>>68926511

no, because we're a federal state. The supreme court has ruled that provinces can freely leave if they want to

andrew anglin is so redpilled and white

>>68926514
get robot waifus

Playing some Rachet and Clank on the PS2

>>68926514
Us elites will have wiped you lot out by then since you'll be surplus to requirements.

>>68926512
Moggers are returning to their home planet
>>68926529
>provinces
The more I hear about Canada the more I realise it's basically just Little China

getting my daily dose of the hales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gf99Wx6uvY

reckon there'd be less shooting sprees if people could get euthanised instead of having their sadness build up into rage at not being able to do anything about it

>>68926494
kicking someone in the head when they're on the deck is disgusting.

>>68926514
some higher power will have to distribute the wealth or let us die

>>68926041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaKlwFSDqU

Just had a wank to Lily Demure

>>68926523

nope I'm anglo.

speaking french as an english speaker means you're educated, that's all. French is the language of so much important philosophy, art, history, and so on.

>>68926529
He was just having a shan't lad.

>>68926529
okie dokie

you knew what i meant anyway

>>68926559
disappointed i can identify her as a trap

>>68926550
if anyone ever had the gall to fight me I would do exactly that, after a boot directly to the groin
no one fucks with me

>>68926549
Reckon people would still do it because people going on shooting sprees aren't just sad cases

thank you hungry skeleton

>>68926544

it's derived from the latin provence, you spanner. Rome's regions were called provinces

>>68926560
>nope I'm anglo
You're Northern European.
Anglo is so divisive shem

>>68926560
>I'm anglo
You're not fooling anyone lad
>>68926585
alri Qiao

>>68926577
they aren't by that point but they were

>>68926535
Bet its Rasheed and Clank you filthy paki

>>68926597
anglos are northern european

canada is nordic, french, and anglo at the same time

>>68926524
>t. bender
your little slaps at school don't count idiot

>>68926550
agreed

>>68926573
be quiet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkNDCJbN1Oc&feature=share

>>68926573
Then you're a cunt. If you don't want them to get back up get on top of them and punch them.

>>68926624
just like me since im anglo-irish with norman heritage

>>68926512
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGwhZRbqyt-/?hl=en

bit surprised that there are actually some abuse cases here haha

would expect them to be busy working in a brothel or dealing drugs or something lmao

I'm greek

canada is unironically more scottish than anglo

speaking french first makes me a quebecois, but I'm also apparantly chinese according to this aussie. also anglos aren't a real thing

ah /brit/ don't ever change

>get in a fight
>you're paralysed for the rest of your life

no thanks. avoid all confrontation

>>68926653
who hurt you anon?

>>68926621
As are all the other tribes whom originated in Europe.

>>68926633
>your little slaps at school don't count idiot
they weren't in school you gay male, and everyone involved was an adult

>>68926624
so is the uk

although our french were actually nordic too so we're not really french outside of loanwords

>>68926658
Impressive force

>>68926666
This

quite crushing to realise i likely would have grown up better if dad had won custody instead

fed up with this world

l'm a Pozz-Cuckold now lads. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

How's it foing?

>>68926677
I'd bounce your head of the canvas

How many times have you been told Fairytale of New York is undeniably the best Christmas song the past month, lads? About 12 for me. Fucking sick of it 2bh. Prefer 2000 Miles.

>>68926673
My babysitter showed me her front bum when I was little. Made me touch it.
I tracked her down years later and pounded it.
We are even.

>>68926700
no you wouldn't because you're a pussy afraid of getting paralysed

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singapore is one of the most aesthetically pleasing cities in the world

can instantly identify a shit country or a low IQ chav just by the way they claim they're hard and could knock you out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfgQOLSrTQ

don't reckon you can do that at all mate

>>68926740
looks cheap and tacky

>>68926737
only afraid of gangs of low iq mexicans and blacks

you're harmless

would heem any runt here

>>68926734
She was willing obviously, Jesus.

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Thank you for your cis opinion, cis. Your cis opinions are part of the problem that's killing trans people (transphobia). Thanks for being a terrible cis. TERFs aren't real feminists either but nice try! And it's not just "males" that are killing trans people either. Cis women, such as you, are just as much a part of it.

Continue on your good cis way, I guess, but remember that trans blood is on your hands :)

>>68926768
certainly not cheap.

lady (male) mcbeth can't clean the transblood from her hands

>>68926787
and?

average about 15 (you)s per thread 2bh

a cure for cancer would collapse the pharmaceutical industry

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>>68926673
Father McIntyre

at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister

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think thailad might be my favourite poster to be honest

>>68926787
t. so-called former "australian of the year nominee" "cate" """mcgregor"""

>>68926848
delete this ese

>>68926848
Its not 62%, its something like 50% once you take into account illegal migration

>>68926762
Whats funny is you've never seen any of that shit. Your parents never saw any of that.
Cultural appropriation in effect

i'll make you forget
with the taste of lambskin

I can tell someone's education level just by looking at the grammar, spelling, and sentence structure in their post.

Most /brit/ posters appear to be middle class, but there are a number of working class runts as well.

Here's the plan:
>Drive straight
>Turn to the left

>>68926861
it's more like 30% because we count asians as white

>>68926876
And about 10% if you look at 0-18

>It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.
Hahahahahah
Your leftis propaganda didnt work on me, and I watched that movie a million times!

>>68926871
wat am oi den u wanka

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Ah yes, Londoners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORIU2KaDA_E

thai chicANO

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>>68926892
>you are living in a timeline where lefties will cease to exist
feels good being on the correct side

>>68926896

Obviously a gimmick post.

>>68926917
always found the latent homosexuality of the right wing humourous

>>68926903
what am i watching here?

>>68926933
>t. ceasing to exist

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>>68926903
You expect any of us to understand what's happening here?

got told I look sad in a poetic way by a girl lads

should I have asked her to help sort my virginity out?

>>68926942
>>68926958
A woman from London speaking fluent Thai then after she discovers the guy with the camera was from a specific region of Thailand she starts speaking the particular dialect of that region. (She's cooking and selling Pad Thai)

>>68926917
Feels good

might send a picture of my small penis to one of those tiny penis fetish tumblrs

>>68926980
You need to do it in a poetic way

>>68926982
Cool

if your dad never took you fishing as a kid, safe to say you grew up a broken and scared man

>>68926982
oh alright

*walks off and talks to somebody else*

>>68926903
Rather perplexed. Is she doing it right or wrong?

Is Alan about?

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>>68927004
this was the perfect response to that honestly

good work lad

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1482381195611.webm

>>68926995
isn't it just

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>>68926984
>tfw no phimosis fetishists
even the freaks don't want me

>>68927000
This

>>68926982
>>68927007
Fair nuff
You adapt to dialects when you're around them enough.

>>68926984
post it here first so we know it's you

>>68927007
Looks good to me.

>>68927016
willy is now STIFF

I get paranoid everytime I see a swarthy looking man on the tube now. I also simultaneously listening to the Rainbow Six: Siege soundtrack. I am prepared.

>ameriblobs that unironically think california would actually be better if they seceded
sidesflyingpastthesun.jpg

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>>68927039
alright just don't report me, okay?

>>68927025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhuoY5h2kE

>>68927015
thanks lad x

*smacks your butt*

wahey drinks tonight?

*leaves and talks to someone else before you can respond*

Worst thing to ever happen in your life?

>>68927016
rank

someone start a haxball room x

>>68927057
good post

even yanks have foreskins but not me

>>68927048
it's so cute

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1482368924345.webm

>>68927063
your life

>>68927076
at least you don't have phimosis

>get into fight as an 8 year old
>the lads adult brother comes along and shoves me over
>go home and pretend I fought back
>dad calls me a coward and slaps me for not fighting the adult cunt
>pick fights with people that are clearly out of my league and regularly get shit kicked out of me for the next few years because I because I don't want to be a coward
hmmm....

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>>68927057
Fug

phimosis, like depression, isn't real lmao

>>68927083
should kill myself to avoid Diseases

>>68927088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA

>older kid picks on me
>brother decks older kid
>older kids dad starts on brother
>dad decks older kids dad
waheey dad

>>68927085
would kick the shit out of you

>>68927101
>circumcision is the same as death

>>68927096
just pull your dick and go outside lmao

>>68927079
Think I'm in love x

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

Name a Christmas number 1 that isn't about Christmas

>>68927088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Gba_4SSjM

>>68927055
Looks like a fat worm

>>68927128
killing in the name of

>>68927101
>to avoid Diseases
i didn't think there were that many irish in mexico

>>68927102
based lemmy

>>68927128
Rage Against the Machine

I have never known the taste of a woman's wee lads

>>68927108
>hey lads I can kick the shite out of a 64kg runt who's already regularly had the shite kicked out of him
well done big man

sparta had state enforced homosexuality and pedophillia (pedastry)

>>68927085
your fault for being a runt

>>68927128
Mad World

>>68927163
I have never kissed a girl and I am almost 21 years old

I go to a very good university

got a headache lads

thinking of popping out for more booze when the shops open

>>68927175
im 90kg wanna beat me up to improve your confidence?

>>68927076
how do you even wank without one
https://is.4chan.org/soc/1482211094054.webm

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me

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anyone here bloody rich

:-(

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE THE PAIN

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

>>68927198
put some lotion on or hump a soft fabric

>>68927193
embarrassing

I had my first kiss a year before that and I go to fucking imperial college

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>>68927206

post behind NOW

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>>68927213
>Imperial College
guarantee you did not get higher UMS than me runt

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS

DON'T SAY IT'S THE FINAL KISS

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

>>68927225
I took 5 a-levels lad

you're not in this competition

time moves so slowly round christmas

ah yes top 20 uni autismos

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0mg7ok8dmDU

me and the lads

list of things i've done in my life:

>got shot in the knee
>was in an amateur porn video
>my uncle stabbed someone and their intestines fell out
>i'm the biggest distributor of weed in my city
>shot a guy with a bow and arrow
>found 2 guns on a beach
>wrote a country song that played on the radio
>best beer pong player in my city

>>68927241
Make a new /brit/

>>68927241
its because all the footy's not until boxing day

>>68927235
5 a-levels in being a fucking spastic
you should believe I'm in this competition, Imperial is a runt uni for people who want to live in a fucking £800/month box

got 98% UMS across 4 alevels you utterly spasticated cretin

>>68927260
>list of things i've done in my life:
>my uncle stabbed someone and their intestines fell out
do you know what "I" means lad

>>68927260
t. runt

>>68927260
ive beat 2 guys up (not at once) and pirated MULTIPLE video games

>>68927260

>posted about it 4chan
>nobody cared

whenever i come to /brit/ because i want to make a post the thread is always at ~300 posts and i hold off on posting because someone might make a new

grinds my richard gears

DON'T YOU KNOW WE'VE COME TOO FAR NOW

JUST TO GO

AND TRY TO THROW

IT ALL AWAY

Why do people lie? Is it a mental illness or a personality disorder? What do they stand to gain?

>>68927260

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>>68927277
>this arse frustrated poof who couldn't even handle 5 a-levels and goes to a worse uni than imperial college

>>68927277
is 5 subjects in your a levels unusual?

dumb pirate frogposter

new

>>68927312
>>68927312
>>68927312

THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME

THAT YOUR LOVE

WAS GONNA BE

HERE TO STAY

wish I was smart and went to a good uni like Imperial

>>68927298

>make it at 310
>search in other tab for new threads
>post the one you made

not hard, oz