/carib/ - Act 8: The Race

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Roll Call everyone Report in.

Why

What's the deal with the acts?

>>68927906
Our General died, no threads for at least a month until we had a Thread titled "/Carib/ revival" it was a success and thus we had "/carib/ revival act 2" and so on towards this act 8.

Why did you ignore my new thread

>>68929463
It didn't follow the Act theme

/balt+ausnz/

hi crib

>>68927200
Reporting

>>68929463
>>68929473
This, plus your flag is wrong, need the right flag to make a new general

>>68925591
The MAIN reason why F1 is boring as fuck now:
>22 Grand Prix
>20 of them won by the same 2 drivers from the same team
>The other 2 are both won by RBR cars
>The difference in teams is so bad the 3rd place team can't even compete with the 1st place team, never mind everyone else

Need some kind of relaxation of rules and increased ability to improve the car and innovate to fix this, but it won't fix EVERYTHING. Let's not forget the neutering of the tracks (Hockenheimring, boring-ass Tilkedrome tracks) and the neutering of the cars (hybrids can never compete with V10 era). On that issue, what they really need to do is take Formula E and make it the "muh future innovation" series that no one fucking wants to watch except a small band of retard hipsters and say F1 is going to stick more or less true to its roots. Muh green energy people never want to admit it but the reason NASCAR is popular and has fans in Europe etc. is because those cars are pretty damn barebones, loud, and powerful.

>>68932476
theyre going to do that next year I think

max #1

>>68932708
Grosjean for the win

>>68932708
theyre going for more downforce and grip but the boosted dysons are there till 2020 i think

>>68932957
>not kimi

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So, what's the key to a carib girls heart?

>>68929169
Prediction: exactly one (1) year after the revival, carib will die again.

>>68941253
>the key to a carib girls heart?
Just speak to them honestly, if you can make them laugh and are moderately attractive you'll be fine
>>68932476
>pretty damn barebones, loud, and powerful.
Yep that's why I like Nascar

>>68929811

/NEDERDRAAD/

>>68942096
Well well who's your favorite driver, best islands?

>>68937809
Gotta support the home team... Grosjean/Magnussen

>>68950090
I don't watch it that much but Dale Earnhardt jr is my fave and plus I'm a Chevy fanboy

>>68950292
Wow, there really are Dale Jr. fans everywhere, lol

I drive a GM though so what can I say

>>68941253
>So, what's the key to a carib girls heart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

>>68950090
>Gotta support the home team
ive never understood supporting a team. either i support one team until they run out of money and sell it or support successful teams whic is silly.

i understand liking drivers tho

>>68953273

Posting some cool pics in here, look at my posts or contribute yourself, I mean if you want

>>68953379
It's an American team though which triggers something inside me... here it goes...

USA! USA! USA!

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Is there any ballbusting in this thread?
t. not Vargposter

kys spic

>>68929811
>>68948089

/ex-yugo/ former Yugoslavia

>>68941253

Money. Also provide them "adventure" which means going out drinking the entire weekend, also have nice things like cars - house - expensive *insert item here*.


Don't listen to bahamabro, Carib girls are very materialistic IMO(experience).

But I think it would be better to get Arubachans opinion on this, Ki bo di?

>>68963336
Is that marvel vs capcom 1 or something?

>>68963336
Mate, where have you been?
>>68963591
Google "Welcome to die"

>>68927250
Look at their suicide rates


Sent out my final documents to universities...now I have to wait again,
I hate this shit it makes me so anxious.

Earth a run red

>>68965084
What?

>>68965730
do you like richie spice mon?

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>Bahamas credit rating

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>girl who was in my year hugs my brother in the supermarket
>he was two years ahead of me
>at a different school
>she doesnt say anything to me

>>68965884
I assume that person is some sort of Caribbean musician
>I don't listen to Caribbean music, unless it's soca during carnival season

>>68965980
What is going on mang?

>>68966185
I'm okay
How do you not know richie spice? but all the pac islanders I met know more jamaican singers than I do

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>>68966111
rip my yute

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>>68966185
what about this guy

>>68966235
>How do you not know richie spice?
Not into Caribbean music mang

>>68966497
Not a clue

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>>68966640
How unpatriotic

>>68966804
>unpatriotic
Like I give a fuck about this place

I'd change nationality so fucking fast it's not funny

>>68966804
>How unpatriotic
i realize your probably joking but it made me realize that the same people who have a problem with people saying /carib/ countries are shit are the same ones that leave. i also notice quite a few people talking about how nice here is form another country

did you find that you had a more positive view of Dominica after you left?

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>>68966992
Rude

>>68967137
>did you find that you had a more positive view of Dominica after you left?
No. My problem is with the govt and solely that. It's not a terrible place to live and we have some things fairly easy.

IMO, we would have been better off if we had just stayed under the UK. Though we had more development outside than the UK ever put in

>>68967858
Also I never had a negative view of the country, I just want the govt and economy to not suck shit

>>68967933
>I just want the govt and economy to not suck shit
Don't forget the people

>>68967858
>IMO, we would have been better off if we had just stayed under the UK
i think there are more people that think that than the ones who admit it desu

>govt
>economy
does that not constitute the majority of 'the country'?

>>68968005
I guess but I like living there. Literally the only other places I would want to live in is Japan or NZ.

We would have been part of a Federation at least... if some guys didn't ruin it

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>>68968214
>if some guys didn't ruin it

>>68941253
Be rich. Or be very alpha. That's basically it. You can be ugly as fuck if you're one of those.

>>68950292
You should be lusting after a proper Japanese car like everyone else

>>68925907
>mfw I don't see much /carib/ outside this general
Hmmm why? Same thing with /asean/

>>68968389
/int/ isn't really conducive to interesting or civil conversation.

>>68968342
Japanese cars have no bottom end torque and have no soul minus the LFA
>>68965980
We're fine, we're still the wealthiest Caribbean nation.
Our current Government is just retarded but the next election is coming soon enough

>>68969345
The vast majority of american cars are utterly soulless shitboxes

>>68969403
Well yeah the vast majority of American cars aren't sports vehicles I guess.

TitanFall 2 is awesome

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Fact: Island Nations Are The Most Powerful Nations On The Earth

>>68970272
Rare
a
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e

>>68970272
No.

http://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news/20161222/british-national-caught-drugs-64-tins-labelled-callaloo-arrested

Why the fuck are there occasionally times where attempting to expand any image on 4chan results in a 404, yet my Internet is working fine loading threads and on every other web site???

>>68974575
That's not who we think it is right?

>>68974575
Kek'd I think it's so funny when they get caught

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>>68968214
>>68968253
>if some guys didn't ruin it
yeah, shame about those trinis

>>68979666
>666

>>68980465
trips confirm trinis ruined it

>>68979666
>trinis
That's not the demonym you are looking for

>was going to waterfall
Too much rain

In the news
>people getting shot and killed
>people getting beaten
>police shoot a guy

>>68981434
http://www.trinidadexpress.com/20161222/news/trinis-are-being-fooled-by-online-lottery-scams

thats what they use tho?

>>68981502
The solution to this is to get rid of old people

>>68981502
>http://www.trinidadexpress.com/20161222/news/trinis-are-being-fooled-by-online-lottery-scams
People that should not be allowed on the internet

http://www.stlucianewsonline.com/sir-dwight-venner-dies/

RIP money guy

Komrades I recommend Titanfall 2 with a clear conscience, it's awesome.

The Puerto Rican say he don't like this thread because you are all homosexuals yet he is here

Really makes you think

>>68983431
People say I look like this guy for some reason

>>68988489
I can't play vidya anymore

>>68969345
>we're still the wealthiest Caribbean nation
>Bahamas
That's not how you write Puerto Debto

>>68988651
Cáshese marica

Just finished the Nier Automata demo, Man that was awesome, 2B(Who I think is Raiden's bastard daughter) seems cool
>>68991925
Puerto Rico is a US territory not a Nation.
http://www.therichest.com/world-entertainment/15-photos-of-kylie-jenners-transformation/
>>68990253
>I can't play vidya anymore
I'm sorry to hear that mate, hope you get better
>>68988651
Oh well...

>>68993997
>I'm sorry to hear that mate, hope you get better
Dunno what happened, now all my steam games are just
sort of....there

>>68941253
A big gold chain
A bike
>>68966111
Pls Accept my sympathy
>>68974575
Kek
I spent over an hour in traffic and I don't know where the traffic came from

And hopefully my ban is lifted

>>68993997
>tfw kylie was a qt

>>68998694
thanks. hurts a little less

>>68998694
>A bike
Naw nigga,car

>>68941253
give a girl enough cocnuts and she won't be able to resist you.

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So, how are my crabmnes doing today? any news? how will you guys spend christmas? will it be completely alone and sad like me, or with family and/or friends?

>>69003637
We can prove this in real time, mail Aruba a Shipping container worth of coconuts and see if she falls in love with you

>>69000474
Nah they like the bikes more because they can push their ass up in the air

>>69003974
>>69000474
From my experience it depends on the girl honestly, some girls like to wear revealing outfits and ride around on the back bikes, and some like to sit in nice cars and feel the air conditioning and leather seats.
It's all up to the individual honestly

>>69003948
Now we wait while the portuguese anon spend the last of his neetbux on that.

>>69003974
bikes are not ideal because helmets ruin their hair.

>>69003903
I'll be with my siblings and their respective paramours.

>>69004310
That's nice, I guess.

>>69004107
Helwhat?

>>68998694
There's always traffic around 8:30-9:00

>>69004814
No this wasn't that traffic I was heading to town after 10
Most likely it was because Dominicans can't mind their damn business and want to see who clearing barrels at the port

There was also a cruise ship at the port in fondcole so that could have also contributed
Everyone wants to be running tourist nowadays

>>69005503
>Dominicans can't mind their damn business
This is true. But after being in china, chinese people too damn nosy.

Personally I think we should ban tourists from driving. They always drive on the wrong side and crash into someone.

>>69003903
>will it be completely alone and sad
you can be alone without being sad. you still have one day to get enough booze to keep you till tuesday

>>69007837
This also hire a Lady of the night.

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>>69003974
>>69004100
I guess it depends on the island, it's all about the heavily tinted climate
controlled goodness here.

>>69003903
>So, how are my crabmnes doing today?
same as always
>any news?
Nothing good
>how will you guys spend christmas?
Exactly like pic related, with a few empty beer bottles included
>will it be completely alone and sad like me, or with family and/or friends?
pic related

Should I get Fairy fencer F?
It's on flash sale

>>69007837
It's even sadder if you add booze into the mix

>>69008295
also makes it somewhat sadder.

>>69008492
I'm just gonna play autism games till I get sleepy, so I kinda know what you feel.

>>69010005
never heard of it desu.

>>69010125
Well could be worse anon

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alri

>tfw carib nigger born in american body

Anyone have a safe space shelter for my delicate mind?

>>69010882
If I saw that tree, I would put a cowboy hat on and get on it to take a photo.

is it a rare flags thread

>>69015448
Since there's no Grenada in here, no, not really.

>>69015448

How are you posting from ukraine? When I was there I was banned everywhere

>>69016355
Spooky voodoo

>>68983431
Just after retiring, too

>>69022893
I miss his name on our money

>>69023111
It'll be decades till they stop circulating.

I have bills with his sig still.

>>69023457
I guess I haven't been paying enough attantion

>>69010853
I guess it could.

>>69013362
you have to identify which kind of crabman you are. Are you a cigar crabman? a mofongo crabman? etc.

>>69016355
anomaly

Wew lads, my boss transferred to a new property two weeks ago and one of the other techs got fired for sleeping in a room, had a fat rail of coke on the night stand next to him; the GM caught him.
Been working 80 hours a week since, on the upside I got a $3 raise, I'll probably start posting more in the coming week, got a new boss man coming through.

>>68925907
rare paradise?

>>69027018
try not to inhale too much snow this holiday season lad

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>>68927200
Puerto Rico in the house

How are you guys today one day before Christmas?

>>69028899
see >>69003903

do you have a nice family? can I go spend with you guys? I can bring sweets and salad ((

>>69029657
>do you have a nice family?
Sort of, some are cunts others are good.

>can I go spend with you guys?
Haven't had a gf in two years, so bringing a guy over for Christmas will bring too many questions sorry bud.

>will it be completely alone and sad like me
Why are you gonna be alone this Christmas day?

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>-2°C

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>>69030806
>-2°C
Godspeed my croat friend

>>69030000
ohh ok ((( nice quads btw (

>Why are you gonna be alone this Christmas day?
I have no family here anymore. Also no gf nor friends. I could go visit my family but it's too cold, and my brother in law's family will be there too and I don't like them.

>>69030806
Damn son

>>69032128
>tfw you cant invite puerto poster to dinner

im sorry m8, i wish i could help

>>69030806
A bit too cold for my liking

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>>69037643
bump

>>69040894
we're alone here senpai. (((

>>69041062
I am trying to git gud at DaVinci

First recording went poorly
>made mistake of using default camera app
>compression rekt me
>not enough data to do color correction

Things to fix for next time
>record at 100mbps
>use tripod
>take longer shots with a mic and dead cat

>>69040894
Creppy

>>69041893
is that a video editing tool? Why don't you use adobe premiere pro instead?
What were you trying to record this round?

I'm just splaying STALKER and drinking some coquito my neighbor gave me.

>>69042360
>adobe premiere pro
I expected as much, I got some nice ocean B roll out of it so I
guess it turned out okay.

>>69042369
>is that a video editing tool?
Yis

>Why don't you use adobe premiere pro instead?
Because it costs money and DaVinci is free

>What were you trying to record this round?
The Ocean!

>>69042721
>Because it costs money and DaVinci is free
ohh, right.

>The Ocean!
neat.

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>>68993997
You are so wrong buddy

>>69003903
I'm in Orlando

>>69015448
Ño

>>69045168
51st state mang

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>>69027018
>$3 raise
I'm so sorry white scunt

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Old job wants to hire me back

Old Job
>8 hour work day
>in by 7:30
>kind of shitty people
>2.5K salary

New job
>6 hrs per week
>bounce in around noon
>kewl people
>3.5k salary

>mfw

>>68925907
I'm from /o/ and /sp/

I saw "race" and see racecars in the OP image. What is this about, I'm interested.

>>69047407
last thread (and many other threads before that) people were discussing cars, bikes and motorsports.

Decent amount of /o/ dudes here it seems.

>>69045168
Having fun over there?

>>69047262
lol is that even a choice you have to make?

>>69047955
Hace frío... frío mojado... (((

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merry christmas /carib/

>>69049112
Merry Christmas Lads

>>69049886
Merry Christmas caribous

How sunny Christmass in the Carribean is on?

Merry Christmas

>>69047955
>lol is that even a choice you have to make?
I laughed so hard internally, when they called

>>69054575
Pretty sunny, was raining this morning

Good Morning boys!

>>68929463
/carib/ is for Caribbeans.
Others are just guests.

>>68942096
>>69049886
>>69061684
>lads
>boys
So if I understand correctly, Bahamas girls are the purest and most non-materialistic girls in carib but guys are sexists who only wish lads a merry Christmas?

>>68956583
The varg meme is mainstream now.

>>68961177
Geldt dit voor ABC of heel carib?

>>68967933
Does any country have a good gov?

>>68968294
DR or whole carib?

>>68988651
If this thread is a proper representation of Caribbean islands, 90% of PR are flaming homosex.

>>68998694
A bike which goes broom broom or pedals?

>>69003637
>cocnuts
Seems to be a letter missing between c and n, think it's o or k. Which one is it?

>>69003903
Luckily only one day with the senpai.
Second Christmas day = chill.

>>69003974
Interesting.

>>69047262
Heh.

>>69061684
Sup mang


>happenings
Rainy as fuck
No reported deaths yet.so that's a plus

Post caribbean christmas carols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTEqNR5b0vQ

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>Queen Lizzie is sick
>2016 isn't over yet

I don't like this at all.

>>69064878
https://youtu.be/QIckNccqlLw

>>68961177
Nan kier bo placa y nada mas. No cay pa e trampa di muher.

>>68941253
You know, I'd be quick to point out money, but from what I've seen Arubans are sentimental creatures. Don't get me wrong, money grubbing whores are everywhere. Yet the majority of couples I know are very content together. Maybe because they're poor and ugly but hey these people need love too.
Bon Pasco! Merry Christmas, /carib/! May you all have a blessed day and not have to resort to drinking the bitterness away like I do.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYxvPpHuMcI

>>69062998
>Bahamas girls are the purest and most non-materialistic girls in carib
Well honestly I have met Bahamian girls who genuinely love a guy for who he is and not what can do or afford, but they are rare but they do exist(mostly from family islands).
That being said we have more than our fair share of materialistic Cunts
Also Aruba is Awol so no point in wishing her a Merry Christmas

>>69067268
If only.

>>69067509
Oh fug, Merry Christmas Madam.

>>68966497
totally forgot about him

>>69049112
I went to Jamaica, it was a shithole :D

>>69067146
>not have to resort to drinking the bitterness away like I do.
I do that later, I have all my beers in the fridge

>>69067268
What's family islands

>>69069373
wincest

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>>69067851
i dont disagree

>>69067146
>day
Don't you have second Christmas day there?

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Holy shit, he wasn't kidding when he said the Bahamas has no winding hilly roads.

Merry Christmas guys. I've missed you, and I'm a bit drunk

>>69071691
>63m
>Mount
That's a slight incline

>>69067552
Tur cos bon p'abo.

>>69068149
>not hard liquor

>>69071604
My family doesn't do Noche Buena.

Prettige kerstfeest. :^)

>>69071754
What's up, mang. You've been gone for a while.

>>69072449
I've been slaving away at my new job, following around SL. Simple things really, most times I come here I just go to /sp/. How about you?

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What Christmas gifts did you guys receive?

I got the best chocolates in the world

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>>69072449
J-jij ook

But I meant pic related familia.

>>69072930
Just spending time with the family.

>tfw had to work today
Merry xmas crib.

How are you guys doing today? Any news?

>>69048805
ugh

>>69062998
pervert.
Did you get loads of presents?

>>69071754
How you doing bruv?

>>69072691
Watching the rain outside and hiding from family atm.

>>69073146
Oh, that? It's a day for recovering from the inevitable hangover/food coma and/or visit the graves of loved ones.

>>69073545
>and hiding from family atm.
Lol, why?

>>69073545
> hiding from family atm.
Same here

>>69073440
umm...

>>69072691
What sports do you talk about

>>69072930
Noooo Hershey's butyric acid chocolate is the best

Well okay, not really

I got a set of new wiper arms, a bunch of old albums on CD, some gift cards, new work pocket t-shirts in ASSORTED COLORS

>>69073376
Just statistics familia.
0
We don't do that.
And you?

>>69073545
Here, all three days are used for binge drinking and binge eating. You only do it on first Christmas day?

>>69072449
>>not hard liquor
I don't want to get drunk yet

>>69073961
Nah, we rather stay in the fringes

>>69073545
Why you hiding?
>>69074034
NBA, NFL, and sometimes football

>>69074624
Jacksonville Jaguars and Orlando Magic perhaps???

>>69074317
classic dutch.

I got some chocolates and a card from coworker, some coquito from my nieghbor, my imouto made me a thing and my onee-san gave me money. So good I guess.

did you drink/eat a lot?

>>69074624
Does the NFL have a significant following down there?

>>69069373
Basically they are the outer islands, They are called family Islands because most(if not all) Bahamian surnames originate from them and they then spread to Nassau( our capital).
You can tell which Island someone descends from by their Surnames (most of the time at least)
Also family Islands are the most close knit communities in the country as everyone knows everyone. Nassau/New Providence and Grand Bahama are different as they have dense populations you'd only know some one within in your community,church,school,job etc

>>69072449
>Tur cos bon p'abo.
What did she mean by this?
[spoiler]No really I googled it, got nothing[/spoiler]

>>69074758
Patriots, colts, ravens and Vikings. For basketball spurs and bucks
>>69075399
Not necessarily. Alot of people watch every now and then

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>>69075128
>classic dutch
For giving presents we do Sinterklaas, but it's mostly from parents to children. Some people do surprise (pronounced in Dutch) which is a funnily wrapped gift, sometimes even nasty, like syrup and cotton.
Only a very limited amount of people do gifts with Kerstavond.

>onee-san gave me money
Why? Is this common or is she worried about you?

>did you drink/eat a lot?
6 course lunch today, 3 course dinner tomorrow.

What did the captcha mean by this?

>>69075720
Bon is good, so it's something positive.
Tur is maybe some form of you.

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>>69075906
>Those NFL teams
Absolutely disgusting
>Those NBA teams
Okay

>>69075633
That's interesting

>>69077379
All but the patriots have been pretty disappointing. I cannot deny it but if you asked me to explain my love for the ravens and Vikings I probably couldn't explain it

>>69073731
Why not? Mindless small talk makes me uncomfortable.

>>69073838
One can only withstand so much...

>>69074317
It starts on the 1st of December. Any excuse to drink.

>>69074521
It's better than nothing.

>>69074624
Inebriated cousins who don't know when to shut up tbqh

>>69075720
Best wishes is the rough translation.

>>69080602
Hey man as long as it doesn't get violent it should be okay

>>69080602
Ahh I see thanks and you too, also
>Mindless small talk makes me uncomfortable.
Me too especially when they start asking if I'm getting married or what I'm doing(job wise)

>>69072449
Puta

>>69072930
Rafaello is ok...

>>69080602
Chrismas lasts 6 weeks, are you even trying?

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>>69076288
t. Alberto Itimura

>being a non-drinker

I'm back and drunk!
What's good boyz and Girl(Female)?

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>>69062998
Alleen voor Aruba, eerlijk gezegd ken ik andere carib girls niet maar van wat andere mensen hier zeggen scheelt het niet veel.

Zelfs een Arubaanse vrouw is met me eens.
Daarom is EU een paradijs voor me/ons (mannen v/h carib), het was (het is nog zo) een heel andere wereld voor me desu, ik krijg meisjes overal EU zonder moeite en ze verwachten ook niks van me anders dan mijn tijd en attentie. Wat het grappigst is, is het feit dat Caribische vrouwen eisen veel maar ze zijn niet eens zo mooi :/ mss hangt dat af van mijn eigen smaak maar het grootste verschil is dat meisjes hier (in Europa, niet waar ik nu zit) zich zo goed onderhoudt dat ze altijd mooi eruit zien.

Een klein voorbeeld, als je naar de supermarkt moet, zou geen carib meisje make-up aandoen of zichzelf mooi maken om alleen haar boodschappen te doen. (Zou ik ook niet doen als ik een meisje was) Maar hier merkte ik dat het meeste vrouwen wel zich zorg over maken, en day vind ik leuk. Carib chicks maken zichzelf mooi alleen als het nodig is (uitgaan).

>>69067146
Way ahead of you. Y bon Pasco tambe
tur cos bon pa bo :)

>>69089577
>no make up
That's very Dutch of you actually.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Onk5OCqpJ0I

Misschien is dat in oost Europa een stuk anders. Moet zeggen dat ik eigenlijk ook de natural look mooier vind over het algemeen. Anders altijd weer schrikken sochtends.
Maar ik ben ook maar 1m82 en wil liever een kleiner meisje, misschien dat dat er ook mee te maken heeft...

But let's settle the debate whether it's all about money right now;
>>69080602
Ey bby I'm the heir to a multi million euro fortune, be my gf?

>>69081219
No one was harmed. Too busy pigging out.

>>69081683
Puto.

>>69081683
Kinan na no ta celebra asina largo.

>>69089577
Igualmente!

>>69094153
If it's only money you have to offer then get a hooker.

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>tfw I turn 26 today
I;m scared of getting older desu fampais

How are you guys doing today?

>>69076288
Ahh, I see.

>surprise
how mean

>Why? Is this common or is she worried about you?
Whenever she can't get me a present she just gives me money.

>6 course lunch today, 3 course dinner tomorrow.
neat

>>69099897
>tfw I turn 26 today
>born the day after christmas

do you usually get one present or two?

>>69100393
Just one usually (((. But since it's xmas they tend to be good presents usually, so I don't feel too bad about it.

But when I was a kid my parents and grandma used to do a ''half-birthday'' thing, where they got me and my siblings a present after school ended in summer.

Good Day Mates!
How goes the struggle?

>>69099897
Is your name Inocencio by any chance?))))

>4 days old thread
Since you're so dead, I'll ask away: does the Ba"Hamas" - Colourful Palestinian Flag namefig ever post here? Did he die? He was pretty based.

>>69099897
Happy Birthday

>>69101389
It's ok, I slept a lot today

>>69104470
As I understand it that person is banned and has caused problems for other Bahamian anons with IPs and whatnot, but that's all I know, I'll let someone else elaborate

>>69089577
Het is niet gelukt >>69097984

>>69099897
Are you such a difficult person to get a present for?
Also happy bday!
If you were Dutch you'd be a kerstkind.

>>69104470
Right in the (mixed) feel.

>>69099897
Older

>>69104470
>Ba"Hamas" - Colourful Palestinian Flag namefig
>he
>wew

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>>69106128
But what did she mean by this?

>>69101453
lol what kind of parent names their kid Inocencio lmao.

I have a somewhat frog name.

>>69101389
I was taken to watch a movie and eat cake! feeling much better now desu.

>>69104767
thx m8

>>69105367
>Are you such a difficult person to get a present for?
not really. My sis is just lazy.

>If you were Dutch you'd be a kerstkind.
my gf once told me that ;__;

>>69106128
younger?

>>69104470
>Did he die?
he (female) was a heroine and will never be forgotten (((

>>69109624
today was a good day
>found my ring that I lost years ago
>got a case of beer

Daily reminder that Guyana is a shithole.

>>69112381
Ayye you're back

>>69112381
Please don't bully Guyana!

you can only reply to this post if you ever touched a snowflake

>>69114247
Sup?

>>69114247
Does hail and or Sleet count?

>>69115329
I think it would

>>69114247
+1 for touch

>>69114247
(You)

I like this rare flag thread desu

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In the news
17 houses were on fire tonight

>>69123701
>dominicans in charge of christmas celebrations

How are my carbmens doing today?

>>69114247
got you fampai

Also, haha, some shopping malls here make it so it snows inside them certain days. What a time 2 b alive.

>>69123701
wow
what happened?
Are you ok?

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>>69112381
The b8 worked!

How are you?

>>69131017
I'm not sure what happened
It wasn't anywhere near me so I'm good
>>69129436
Wait till you see our new year's fireworks

>>69131471
I'm glad.

Many fires caused by mishandling of fireworks doing new years? here we have to worry more about stray bullets

>>69123701
The fire rises
Also who dun it?
>>69131017
Just got woken up by my sister, we started irl shitposting

>>69132897
>Just got woken up by my sister, we started irl shitposting
this is just like what happens in my choons!

>we started irl shitposting
how?

>>69132897
I don't think they know who did it or what caused it

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>>69062998
>The varg meme is mainstream now.
That sucks
Not my fault by the way
Not Vargposter by the way

>>69133816
>how?
We were watching old news clips and start making jokes about what was happening.
And then some Church goers came to give us pamphlets and We started asking and giving Fedora core questions and answers.

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Is Finland carib?

>>69146799
Yes

How popular are energy drinks in /carib/?

You got any unique flavor or brand energy drinks for me to poison my gallbladder and kidneys with???

>actually playing sfv

why doe

>>69147777
Village ram, it's only really seen around carnival time

>>69081683
>Rafaello is ok...
Die
>>69080602
>Inebriated cousins who don't know when to shut up tbqh
Post your female cousins

>>69157673
rocher is better desu

>>69158190
Ferrero Rocher - Black, 3º world shitskin chocolate
Rafaello - 1º world, white master chocolate

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>>69158426
now listen here m8. i like my chocolate like i like my women: white and sweet

but coconut flakes is sum gay shit

>>69158865
>pleb
sry m8, light skinned girls cut my mustard

>pleb
have you ever had a real coconut?

>>69158971
>sry m8, light skinned girls cut my mustard
Cum to the dark side:
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1482483449209.webm

>have you ever had a real coconut?
Yes, but only bought in a supermarket, not locally fresh

>>691554302
>includes horny goat weed

You what now?

>>69159107
>Cum to the dark side
it really doesnt matter in not pullin bitches either way

>Yes, but only bought in a supermarket, not locally fresh
>never had fresh coconut
you poor thing. ill mail you some. just send $5000 usd to clear customs and your lottery winnings will be wired to you :)

>>69159146
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimedium

>>69158744
>i like my chocolate like i like my women: white and sweet
Laughed so hard

I like super dark chocolate 72% is good

>>69159107
>only bought in a supermarket, not locally fresh
Then you have not

>>69159146
Yea, that's a thing

>>69160741
I prefer regular old milk chocolate my self

>>69160741
>>69161135
> I prefer regular old milk chocolate my self

For me its the darker the better

>>69161135
>old milk chocolate
Do you also like your chocolate like you like your women?

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>>69163669
I do have a thing for mature women

>>69161135
Meh

>>69161342
Good stuff

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gib dark chocolate gf

Idk about you guys but I like all kinds of chocolate, white, dark, extra dark (up to 80%). I'm no chocolate racist but for my women I like them white and colored eyes (blonde is a plus too) idk which chocolate that's comparable to

i just like chocolate as long as it isn't too bitter or too sweet, and contains no milk.

do me now.

>>69178267
I though we were just talking about Chocolate(the treat) not women.

>>69178267
>chocolate racism
is this a thing? are there like organizations dedicated to this such as the Ku Kokoa Klan or the New Black Chocolate Party?

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>>69184830
>pointy white hats

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>>69185747
hmm, pointy

>>69161135
I like white chocolate because it is the most unhealthy and I am an American

>>69186715
An American from Florida to add ))

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Lol, /carib/ mods don't like black women
Plebs

>>69188931
>respectful discussion of other cultures
>discussing taste in women and chocolate

mods seem to agree that white chocolate (female) is superior

>>69186766
Florida isn't the most unhealthy state, and just in the South, it's average or better for health.

Louisiana is the worst.

how is everyone

>>69197020
I'm alive at the very least

>>69197114
thats better than everyone else here I guess

>>69197020
My god, it's Grenada.

>>69197406
Quick! Run Away!

>>69197020
ok I suppose

How do people view the US invasion these days down there? Do you really celebrate it?

>>69197462
You have best flag desu

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>-10°C
>snowstorm outside
>4-5 hours of daylight (provided it's not cloudy [it's always cloudy in December])
>meanwhile /carib/s have 25°C all year round

>>69197487
Yeah, they call it "Thanksgiving"

>>69197618
Today the temp reached 85°F and tβh I didn't come to the States in winter for this BS

>>69112381
Without a doubt. Welcome back.

>>69197020
Send spices pls.

>>69186715
>the most unhealthy and I am an American
Well, that makes sense

>>69188931
oh wow, there are warnings now?

>>69197618
>meanwhile /carib/s have 25°C all year round
I'll trade it for a paid for Msc any fucking day

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>>69198220
>going to the states in winter

>>69197618
I would suggest that we switch places but Oostenrijk is landlocked... yikes.

>>69197618
25° all year around lmao.
I don't think Aruba even hits 25 on its coldest days. Still funny to see people wearing jackets and hoodies in 27° degrees. After I was there for two months your body really changes. 27° was also a bit chilly in the last few days but my first days there I was dying.

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>>69197618
JUST

>>69198765
>jackets and hoodies in 27° degrees
Okay, that is a bit much around 23 is where I draw the line

Are you all black?

>>69216950
Most of us with /carib/ flags are

Do you guys think it's acceptable to jog at midnight?
I've been considering it.

>>69217827
Do you live in safe place?

>yes
Do it

>no
Don't

>>69217567
Are you a pure black or a mulatto?

>>69217827
As long as the area is safe and you have like a reflective vest or strip on

>>69218609
>>69221425
Roger that

>>69221074
The blackiest

My grandpa from Guyana won't leave my house. He's been here for two weeks.

>>69225161
confiscate his belts or he'll leave your life

>>69225161
>expecting someone used to tropical weather to go out in winter.

give him some time senpai.

Welp, I never imagined I would have more problem finding English speaking people in France than in Eastern European countries.

>>69226897
I can believe it desu

>guyana used to be a based commonwealth realm
>some weirdo leftist guy got voted in, tried to ally with soviets, and tried to make guyana into an autarky

Now I am one of you.

>>69225161
Is he a desi or someone of African descent

>>69237326
I forgot this « ? »

today I went to a thing with people from work. There as alcohol so it sucked.

How are my crabmens doing tonight? any news?

We got streetview here, my street isn't even mapped (( and I live in a relevant area ((

>>69234387
nice dude.

Expat back home, actual tourist, or just proxy?

>>69239055
I dunno tourist technically I guess. I visit from time to time, and the last time I was here was a couple year ago. With my mom's death and my little sister moving to live down here in Trinidad, all of my family is down here now.
Also I'm a citizen, so I guess you can't really be a tourist in a country you're a citizen of.

It's very humid here, as usual.

>>69239361
sorry to hear about your mom.
Do you live in the UK?

>>69226897
Well they actively refuse to learn

>>69239027
>How are my crabmens doing tonight? any news?
My barber got killed, it is going to be a pain to find another

>>69239361
>my family is down here now
why would you do that?

>>69239027
>There as alcohol so it sucked.
I would think that would make it more tolerable

>>69239361
>I guess you can't really be a tourist in a country you're a citizen of
I think it's possible if you have very little connection to the country. I know a girl with UK citizenship who has never been there and has no family there besides a brother in the US Air Force

>>69240413
>My barber got killed, it is going to be a pain to find another
that fucking sucks, why did they kill him?

>>69240218
Thanks.
No, America.

>>69240413
What do you mean? Everyone already lived in Trinidad except me, my sister, my mother, and my uncle.
My uncle still does live at home with me in America though. He's there now.

>>69241041
>why did they kill him
drugs I assume

>>69241331
oh I see