>Australian """Christmas"""

"Australian christmas" is just another tacky piece of australiana that, because of our inferiority complex, we hold onto tightly and feel the need to wave it in the face of other cultures.

>muh prawns for christmas day
>muh barbie on the beach
>muh backyard cricket with the family

>>68924819
Fucking cucks.

>>68925179
Disgusting, at least pretend to be celebrating a northern hemisphere holiday

Pretty good tbqh.

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>>68925197

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>Christmas in the street talking with the neighbors and watching the fireworks

I'd rather have a cold Christmas. But a warm Christmas is also nice.

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>>68925179
How else are you supposed to celebrate a northern pagan rooted holiday about the birth of a Jew in the southern hemisphere

>>68924819
I will delete the northern hemisphere

>>68925179
fuck you i like eating prawns at christmas

>tfw you'll never have a winter home in Australia and a summer home in Arizona
fuck the cold 2bh

>>68925179
exactly, the only proper way to have christmas is to close all your blinds, crank up the aircon, get a fire going and eat a big turkey while all wearing christmas sweaters with hilarious puns on them
doing anything else for christmas is unaustralian

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>Australians will literally never EVER have a white Christmas

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>>68926907
>when Americans think they know what winter is

you fags are only slightly better than australia

>>68926929
I literally have colder winters than Sweden

>>68924819
Nothing wrong with that.

>>68925179
>muh barbie on the beach
nobody actually does that though

>>68926929
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20161219/downtown/cold-weather-record-hhare-midway-mars-north-south-pole

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South hemisphere master race celebrates Christmas with a pool party with bitches and fireworks whereas north cucks spend the night hugged frozen as fuck next to a chimney

>>68924819
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38337823

;_;

>>68925706
>pagan rooted holiday

*nods respectfully towards you*

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lol fag brit thinks this is an insult.
Uni/school/work is finished for the year.
>Days get warm
>Everyone goes to the beach and has bbqs
>All that post winter vit d and happiness


Its summer holidays, cuckmas, and new years all rolled into one. Whats to dislike?

>>68928687
Aren't your (Northern Hemisphere) Summer breaks longer?

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>>68924819
It's so sad, I can't imagine going to bed on christmas eve in the summer heat, without a hot chocolate or roasted marshmallows, it's gotta fuck you up somehow.

Pictured only flowers in winter

>>68924819
Florida Bro here.
Went to the beach today, Was nice and warm.

>>68925179
>wave it in the face of other cultures
no one outside of hear knows about it, if anything it's waved in our own media

>>68926907
Actually I remember that Glenn Innes had one before. It's pretty rare but some mountain type places get them

I dont see whats wrong, winter fucking sucks. Its cool for maybe a day or a weekend if you go snowboarding, but the rest of the time its complete shit

Fucking lottery when, I want to move to Hawaii

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>>68924819
Fuckin oath

>>68928333
That is not cold

>"celebrating" "christmas" in winter
what did the northern hemisphere mean by this?

>>68932060
U U
U U

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>>68927816
>>68925179
Fuck off Zhang

>>68927729
>>68928687
>>68925310
Good lads

>>68930768
Jesus Christ

>>68932060
>Implying you even understand Fahrenheit

>>68925179
fuck off then you slant eye cunt and stop shitting in the microwaves in the common room

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>>68924819
I'd take that over the cold and darkness here any day. Winter is extremely overrated

>>68926966
ha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
that was a good one

>>68924819

Looks nice.

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>>68926372

fu

>>68928333
>-21.1111111C
that's cute
when its -30C where i live i think its cold, but i still go to work knowing people who live north of me are laughing at our warm weather

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>>68926372
Let's delet it together

>>68934256

haha pinguins

>>68934100
>alaska
>montana

You're an idiot, sven

Enjoy your muslims

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>not playing backyard cricket after having a christmas lunch with your relatives and tossing a cheeky perv down your hot cousins blouse while she's batting

I miss it tbqh, why the fuck did I move to sydney

>>68925179
Backyard cricket is always the shit
>Bowling against your cocky perth cousins

I bet youre greek or chinese

>>68928568
Greatest ally

>>68934348
So basically you take lets say Alaska, if you look at the coldest temperature you usually get in the year its still far less than what you get in northern Sweden.

nice try, you are the idiot James

Enjoy your "winter"

>>68928568
Big fat hairy deal. We celebrate the 4th of July with BBQs and pool parties while you celebrate it huddled around the fireplace in your wool scarves and mittens.

>>68925179
Ngl, I just stay in my room and avoid the relatives. This upsets the Jesus

>>68928568
Not in Arizona. *taps finger on side of nose*

>>68934856
(You)

Stop making threads about this please

thanks

>Hey Aussicunt gonna lit that fayerwurks now mate
>look it go up mate
>pity we cannot see shite because the sun is to braight mate
>yeah mate

>>68924819
>being cold
>ever
anywhere that snow occurs should be considered third world

>>68940797
>mom who was my great-granddad
>a prisoner honey
>and my great-grandma
>a prisoner honey

:^)

Spending it on a cruise ship in Asia senpai.

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>ywn experience this
What is the point in living?

>>68940881
>Mum, why is our surname The Poop
>your great great grandfather thought it was a funny joke
>....

:^)

>>68941204
never heard of that surname

>>68941382
sure thing, elmo littleshit
go stick your finger in a dyke