the specials edition
cara
cara XDDDDDDD
HUG
THE
TAIGS
lads
>>68923381
Seal of approval
good post
their peel's session twisted my melon
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~231b1d387d9c5bd01ff8597bccea9dd9660249b9dcb637c09222399df640df232&pass=1
password is peng
>>68923338
more like the special needs
>>68923397
*gases you anyway*
England's greatest ruler 2bh
He earned his crown but didn't take it
Jesus christ shut up about Ireland, who actually cares about that non country
>>68923381
THIS 2BH!!!!!!!!!!! CARA IS A FUCKING GODDESS HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO MUCH THIS!!!! FUCKING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68923418
Leave already Jesus mate.
will genuinely transfer 40 quid into your bank account if anyone can beat me at hax
Business idea: potato famine
(((cara)))
That irish poster destroyed you brits in the last thread. Don't let it happen again.
>>68923428
you're a good poster and i like you, for i too am growing tired of the cara gimmick
>>68923418
toss up between him and alfred 2bh
Talk about Ireland more
Is Ulster the last bastion of conservatism in the Isles
Eating these and getting a bit of a sweat on
>>68923442
good post
Gabbie
>>68923442
*invests heavily*
>>68923445
>didnt even know the history of his own country
only thing he destroyed was what little respect i had for ireland!
>you will never be a lad with the lads
Why even continue?
>>68923338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4
>tfw you will never be off your tits in a nightclub in the 80s to this
>>68923477
Bantered
>>68923477
You quit too, autist.
This shit is tiresome
>be out with normoid friends
>insult him while absolutely pissed (not even a bad insult)
>removes me from our whatsapp group and ignores my messages asking him why
>have to get others to talk to him
>eventually adds me back to "be the bigger man"
why are normies so fucking difficult to deal with?
>>68923496
you are mate :)
>>68923441
would beat you but im too intelligent
Wish I had some aesthetic fash brothers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0NQdk0Er5A
>>68923477
sounds like revisionist propaganda a la the kikes
Think I might have some self confidence issues lads
>>68923435
I know there have been multiple civil conflicts, but I was under the impression the civil war exclusively refers to the roundhead vs. cavalier conflicts of the 17th century
>>68923514
wat was the insult?
>>68923514
nice shit country lad haha
>>68923440
Just appreciating a hero that liberated England from a tyrant, a man too humble to accept a kingdom and an empire that was offered to him lad
>>68923450
I think the fact that Cromwell was more recent factors into my appreciation for him
>>68923514
Are you all 14?
Not sure which nationality is more pathetic, Yanks, Scots or Irish
/brit/'s worst discussion points official rank:
1. Ireland and all things concerning Ireland and the Irish
2. The divergence between the North and the South
3. Supermarket chains (especially in contrast to one's demographic)
4. Jewish Conspiracies
5. Anything instigated by yanks, Canadians or Mexicans
>>68923528
i think you're nice x
>>68923514
Have had this experience many times
They can give it but not take it
>>68923557
yanks
then taigs
then scots
>>68923557
Probably Welsh tbqh
absolutely love the melody of that leaf song.
reckon I'm a borderline alcy 2bh lads
hate myself too much when I'm sober
>>68923477
good times
>>68923536
I owed him €10 and I told him he'd get it when I win the lotto and not a day before that
Bear in mind he didnt ask me all night until 3 in the morning when I was hammered. Didn't even make a fuss when I made the joke, just went home and then slyly removed me.
The stupid part is when I got re added I could scroll up and see him mouthing about me
>>68923542
>Just appreciating a hero that liberated England from a tyrant, a man too humble to accept a kingdom and an empire that was offered to him lad
Right well we're a civilised lot here and talk about crisps instead.
>>68923563
true but i'd remove canadians from point 5
>>68923514
fucking hate normies like this. Literally impossible to have banter with
>>68923514
I hope you realise how fucking moist this is, I hate you and everyone in that group
Shove a tampon in and grow up
Lads
Lads
Might move to the continent and become a jihadist bounty hunter, thoughts?
why do aussies and leafs hate each other?
>>68923553
thats the thing though
We're both 20. I'm literally astounded that he got so upset over something so small. Not sure if im being autistic or he is
>>68923563
0. aussies
wish someone loved me
>>68923563
superb post, sublime infact
>>68923578
cannot imagine someone being so easily hurt
>>68923542
he was a tyrant tho
>>68923602
He is obviously you fecking autist
ah yes, the british education system
bruised my hand
>>68923563
This tbqhwyl
Also football, ''FONT'' and gimmicks
>>68923570
please delete this post
>>68923563
Interesting
Post the best topics
>>68923617
no honestly he asked me about 3 times in the space of 20 seconds and the. just dropped it and said ok and left
I didnt even know he was upset
>>68923628
pirate scumbag
>>68923563
do you think the irish divergence between north and south caused by the polarizing demographics of those shopping in icelands vs tescos is fabricated by the jews?
Have to wake up in 12 hours to renew my health card
What did i do to deserve this
ah yes, two non-brits complaining about dicussion in /brit/
>>68923628
Quality
fun fact: the london underground also serves hertfordshire, buckinghamshire and essex
>>68923598
Siblings tend to argue.
Australia is hands down best son.
>>68923628
If we ever meet in person so help me god you had better say your prayers
>>68923628
>where white Londoners are moving to
Basically same.
>>68923670
Yeah but are they also underground?
>>68923568
I dunno man Scotlands full of cucks, at least the Irish tried to get their independence
Scotland should just be nuked at this point
>>68923570
I unironically like the Welsh, I'd say they're our closest allies
>>68923618
Every bit of power he got was given to him.
Without him taking over history would be far worse
>>68923678
ukraine had worse famines tae bae honest
>>68923598
it's only 3 runts from each side
i enjoy canadians
>>68923657
sorry I guess?
>>68923678
interesting fact: both potatoes and tomatoes are native species to the Americas and were only introduced in Europe post 1492
i think aussies are great
>>68923707
whats Ireland?
/essex/
legs fallen asleep
>mate fancies this bird
>nothing happens
>year passes and he moves on
>she comes on to me
>ask him if he's alright with it
>"course m8 nothing happened ne way"
>skip forward
>we're out drinking
>he suddenly lashes out and claims i stole her from him
>pin him down (don't hit him) and tell him to pack it in
>half our group sides with him and thinks i'm hitler
fucking normie i swear down
thankfully this was when i was 17 and i haven't had anything to do with the cunt for 5 years
>>68923713
suppose
why are you guessing?
oops
today's the longest day of the year in terms of sunlight lads
i fucking love summer
>>68923731
KENT MENTIONED
>>68923757
you are a fucking normie mate
>>68923606
my gf loves me
she also loves her pet eel and her job (she's a pastry chef)
reckon I may go out and buy some cheeky late night tacos
thank you mexico
>>68923646
would absolutely hate to be in your position
@68923519
>fash
Where does this word come from? You'd think the alt-right would want to seem as far away from the word fascist as possible desu
Sorry about the (You) denial, it's just your flag and all, nothing personal.
>>68923781
fat fuck
*arms the Syrian rebels*
hohol
>>68923774
Attention seeker
I pity your gyppo lower class lives hahahahahaha
>>68923775
the fuck are you on about? it's the shortest day of the year you absolute poof
>one of my housemates is cute
>she has a boyfriend though
>he starts working in a bar
>sometimes its just us in the house
>we start fucking
>friends think i'm literally hitler when i tell them
fucking normies what is wrong with them
Business idea: give the Irish liverpool in exchange for Dublin
>>68923788
all ukrainians should be killed
>>68923823
this
>>68923779
was*
neet & proud
>>68923817
you are a fucking normie mate
>>68923757
would literally ditch my childhood friends tomorrow but sadly I have no other group to replace them
>>68923810
show me your mansion then you filthy slav
>>68923788
actually fairly thin. and I've been barely eating these past couple weeks due to it being exam period. reckon I've lost a good 5lb
>>68923823
ok but i get to fuck your mother in her ass first
might have to neck myself lads
drunk right now so it's not so bad but I feel like absolute shite when I'm sober
don't think I can handle feeling like that for long, it feels so awful
>>68923813
>n*rthern hermispherians
melts
if you dont live in an ex-industrial commuter town with a disproportionately high rate of heroine addiction you are a fucking normie who does not belong in this general
>>68923823
not a very good idea, theres too many qts
>>68923823
t. late night taco eater
>>68923784
They aren't alt-right.
They're fascists.
>>68923855
meme depression
business idea: Conquer Dublin and give them nothing in exchange
>>68923810
I enjoy your beer.
pilsner urquell is good
>>68923731
when was the last time you've seen a good post on /brit/?
>>68923864
alt-right ARE fascists you absolute crumpet
>>68923854
>ukr*nian banter
>>68923784
antifa always chant bash the fash
fucking benders
>>68923854
why do non-anglos seem to think "i fuck your mother" is the greatest insult in the world?
>>68923885
might buy a couple gnomes
my worst enemies support each other here
>>68923810
Some of us have been to Praha.
Jagerbomb and a blowjob by the Czech bargrill on my last day there is a memory I shan't forget.
Didn't even tip.
>>68923892
when i finished reading yours :)
>tfw you travel the UK and get a prime slag to slob on your knob just cuz you have ukrainian byldo accent
>>68923907
literally a cheap 'dam
>>68923778
No it fucking wasn't
>>68923887
Where you at bro? Leigh-on-sea reporting in
>>68923338
WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF FUN
why is it a non country is posting la?
>>68923907
wish I was a normie with a fun life
>>68923899
they're stuck in 1999
look at mexicans / argentinians and their shitty simpsons memes
wouldn't mind silencing this Mexican with a howtizer
Just got the call back from the job i applied to lads
Moving to Turkey in a month
Going to be an ambassador
>>68923895
alt-right is not an ideological movement
>>68923918
honestly don't think our slags would go for slavs
they're up for darkies deffo, but not sure about slavs
>>68923927
first glance thought it said horseradish
Would it be acceptable to shag a woman who's always coming onto me, yet essentially broke a good friend of mines heart and left him a broken man for a short time? He went a bit madman towards the people she slept around with when he was with her, bearing in mind this was about a year ago. I know I'll see the woman over Christmas though as shes a massive druggie and wed sometimes talk about that shit in the smoking area while she's coming onto me like a dog in heat.
>>68923918
>implying that slav accents aren't seen as scummy and low class instead of exotic and sexy
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/811650233214111745
>>68923928
wew
Westcliff here ha right next to each other la
*sings Irish communist music*
>>68923952
laughed
what flag is this? im on mobile
>>68923951
>>68923950
>they're stuck in 1999
>look at mexicans / argentinians and their shitty simpsons memes
Gave me a giggle
>>68923962
yeah he'll probably hate you
>>68923918
nobody thinks slavs are nice desu
>>68923926
The tunes in the basement were outstanding.
Czechia has random great djs.
>all europeans are automatically white because they're european
@68923977
typical yank 2bh
>>68923961
*stands up and walks towards you*
>>68923974
noice
>>68923962
depends if he's moved on and how serious their relationship was
always be up front if it involves your m8s
lads my friend on a working holiday visa in aus just made the move to perth.
>>68923962
Avoid, if only for the problems around her and the ones it'll inevitably create down the line.
>>68923974
so thats isis done then?
alright, lets all go for a pint then
>perth
howling
>>68923949
Be white and have monies
for a moment i thought aussies were good
>tfw only one beer left
going to sleep
wish i had an australian girl (male) to cuddle with
>All Europeans are the same
Ahh yes, because the achievements of the Irish and Danes clearly match that of the English, French and Spanish
Vision has taken a sharp decline in the past 4 years
>>68924028
and be good looking and interesting
If you're not white, you're not European
>>68923975
Was jumped by a gang of youts and had knives pulled at me a fair few times down prittlewell brook, stay safe lad
>>68924010
why are you posting this cock end?
*fires a firework at bean*
>>68923918
the only way this would work is if you presented to be rich russian son of big money person
((68924032)))
>>68923950
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68924025
not really ISIS
It was mostly al-Nusra and other fundamentalist groups supported by the US and Saudi
ISIS controls loads of bumfuck desert and some cities, primarily Mosul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3RJaLqMOzI
>>68923428
huh-... so this-... this is the power of the american intellectual-......
Steve bannon is a far right Nazi so Trump appointing him makes him a Nazi
>>68923918
>slavic """banter"":
Crawling in my skiiiin
>>68924061
shit really? fucking hate prittlewell such a shithole
stay safe as well mate
>>68923927
>>68924010
How long did that fruit spend trimming his moustache?
State of him.
>>68924057
would trade being good looking and interesting in return for having money 2bh
>take selfie
>like it
>post it
>hate it
ah yes thank you brain
>>68924053
Why are you shitting on the Danes?
They used to control most of Northern Europe and racemixed the fuck out of the British Isles
>>68924053
erm sweetie... these are all colonial nations and they have nothing to be proud of, they have racist history
know what else is stuck
my cock
in ur moms bum
jajjajajaj
>>68924053
Danes conquered parts of england, england never conquered parts of denmark
>>68923950
a noo vos te pasas de mogolico
>>68924104
probably some rasheed who doesn't know history
danes are sound
>>68924104
t. Hans Johansenn Sverikberg
A hatred of the eternal Dane is embedded in every Canadian. You have to go back to your land of pastries, bicycles, and cheap furniture.
>>68924100
>hate it
>taking selfies
Runt
>>68924104
Because they contributed nothing
>>68924119
they set england back a good few years, the only positive thing that resulted in their conquest was the unification of england
>>68924063
>>68924096
he looks good, and he has people to do it for him
When do you reckon the next terrorist attack in London will be?
>>68923592
>>68923514
You realise you're all normies if you have friends and use "whatsapp"
>taking and posting selfies
alright calm down love
>>68924159
me blowing a massive load (in your mum) in trafalgar square
if I was good looking I'd be taking selfies 24/7 and buy a dozen mirrors
daily dose
>>68924154
they shaped the language you speak today you cretin
need a new fb profile pic but can't use a selfie so what do i do
>>68924137
Canadian is a fake identity
Literally just Yanks and French Yanks
>changing your Facebook picture in this day and age
Howling
>>68924183
then you'd notice that you have a funny left ear and it'd ruin it
>>68924094
Yeah but I had to walk through there to get back from school at night so I was asking for trouble
Wasn't feeling wednesday chameleon tonight? Could've even fingered a tidy mature down dick de vignes
Did any of you normies here used to be an abnormie sperg?
>>68924201
at least i'm not danish
>>68924191
picture of an anime character, duh
>>68923907
She gave you sucky sucky in the toilet lad? Which basement venue you talking about?
>>68923879
Pilsner is overrated bitter piss
t. Gambrinus nigger
>>68924191
german flag
you do want to stop terrorism, don't you?
>>68924137
not him, but you're talking nonsense. the Normans were Danish, and they were, for a time, one of the most powerful groups in Europe. They are essentially the founders of the modern english system of government and it is to them we owe much of the English language
>>68924209
>having a facebook
LMAO
>>68924189
so did the normans but they also committed genocide in the north of england
>>68924191
haven't changed mine in years, if its of you and you look good in it then who cares if its a year or so old?
donald trump's sons are half slavs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSj2jPuvMyU
Want to fuck a Thai ladyboy
honestly how can you be proud of your heritage unless you're a direct descendant of Julies Caesar like I am
(my great great great great great great grandfather was whisked away at birth and hidden though so I dont have his name)
>howling with a capital H
howling
>>68924233
fucking normans
How is her Majesty the Queen doing?
>>68924228
yes but they stole MY island
>>68924256
in bed with me
>not phone posting
Howling
>>68924219
might come back to you later on this because i'm still the latter for now
think i did more of a reverse that if anything
>>68924233
yeah true but the norse had more of an impact on the english language
middle english came about because the angles and the danes needed a way to communicate, and after evolving that language became modern english
>>68924238
it's 4 years old. not exaggerating.
>>68924267
is this a metaphor?
>>68924156
>he looks good, and he has people to do it for him
That's not a man that's a fuckin Ken doll the hound chewed the ears off funny
Also
>neck tattoos
Into the trash it goes
>>68924245
>Julius Caesar
Sounds Mexican to me
tfw to stupid to get a job
>julius caesar
>white
>>68924233
The normans were danes though.
>>68923952
>>68924156
not a fan of these unnatural beards
*apologizes to you*
>>68924256
She is getting by
Went to the pub with the lads and a 35 year old couple were trying to show they were still cool and young and trying to impress is, ended up buying us all a load drinks haha
>>68924137
VERY reddity post
You're all filthy normies compared to me
>21
>never kissed a girl
>never had a girlfriend
>have no friends
>no online presence
>no online friends
>haven't had friends in nearly a decade
>>68924238
Mine is 4 years old and i just can't be bothered to change it
Favourite Kate Bush song?
Despite any photographic evidence of nights out and just you generally looking like a drunken spaz or pictured with an uncomely lass
Case in point was shit faced and got with this known bicycle on the dancefloor, gave her some good tongue action and copped a few good feels and we go into the smoking area, don't really want to be seen with her next thing she takes a fucking selfie and says asks for my name and says she'll "find me"
Woke up next morning, no friend request from her, blocked her on Facebook and hoped she never put up that picture of us or tried looking for me
I mean she was alright but she was basically a chavvy slag and not the sort I want people to know I'm associating with
>>68924162
these are people who live with me/next door to me in the first year of uni. They added me to the whatsapp group, i dont like these people
little albert
don't have a facebook picture
found out today i could've been a fucking leaf lids
grandpa was learning english so he could buy a massive farm in canada but then he met my grandmother
long hair either makes men look really sexy or fucking disgusting with no middle ground
don't have a facebook
>>68924311
Please tell her I said Merry Christmas if you get the time.
>>68924245
Nice try but I'm actually the last descendant of the Hitler bloodline,
Kate bush did 9/11
really thinking
don't have a face
>>68924344
IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING "WHATSAPP" TO BEGIN WITH YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMIE
I BET YOU AREN'T EVEN A VIRGIN YOU DISGUSTING BITCH
whyyyyyyy must you recordddd my phone call
(because ahmed drives an lkw)
>>68924341
The Fog because I baw like a bitch.
>>68924370
Send her a letter, they are all received by her secretary
>>68924383
should send this to Aish'
Haven't had any pictures taken of me since before puberty
Brother took 6 years on and off to finish high school and now he's living in Miami running his own business with a nice condo
He just bought a 58 inch TV and new furniture
And also has a gf
Meanwhile im a student who's about to graduate with 50k debt, no gf, no job prospects, and no money
literally everyone has whatsapp you cretin
>>68924341
https://youtu.be/iEHqPCA_lzQ
>>68924383
>"Today, 1 in 5 people live under a communist regime"
Cheating a bit if you're counting China
>>68924341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
>>68924413
why do yanks always brag about their tv sizes its such a weird thing to me
everyones got a big fuck off tv these days
>>68924413
maybe you should start your own business. what is his in?
>>68924419
I don't have a smartphone you little bitch
An old nokia gets the job done
>>68924409
what's the rorke version of the communist manifesto?
>tfw two smart too get a job
>>68924407
I walked by this today (Times Square) and like most places in New York you have to get through hordes of homeless people to get to it
really makes you think
>>68924444
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSDS ;-;
>>68924450
art of the deal
have only had two likes on the newest selfie
one was the gfaesh, t'other's a slavqt
>>68924419
Fuck is whatsapp
>>68924450
mein kampf
>business
>busy-ness
>>68924385
>IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING "WHATSAPP" TO BEGIN WITH YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMIE
fucking chill out mate
they told me to download it so they could add me to the group chat.
Goodnight lads, miss you all already x
>>68924332
what do you do to pss the time
just sniffed my last bit of mandy till boxing day feeling supersonic
>>68924450
Would genuinely cringe if I was at someones house and they had Ayn Rand books
>>68924450
The camp of the saints
>>68924478
gn la
>>68924481
ride my motorbike
video games
running
Might drop out of uni
I'm a mess
>tfw too stupid to even want a job
>>68924406
I didn't know that, thanks.
>muh secret club
fucking cringe retards go back to r9k
>>68924446
Import/Export
>Fuck is whatsapp
would post my latest selfie here but you lads are savage and i'm only fragile
>>68924498
same
in my final year as well haha
>>68924444
kasia is at least 9.5/10
but i don't like dishing out 10s
>>68924511
back to instagram little bitchboi
>>68924518
>Anon likes your picture
heh heh heh
>>68924518
wouldn't be worried about this because i know i'm pretty good looking but i don't fancy being identified
>>68924502
https://www.royal.uk/contact
You can write a shit letter but despite what it says, i would wager she wouldn't read it so do try and be neat and use nice paper rather than own brand A4