How do we save Russia?

>>68921756
The death count is at 62 now

>>68921756
Dont do anything with that. Only rednecks and imbeciles drink this

>>68921756
you just posted the solution

>>68921924
But it says a doctor drank it too.

>>68921756
Leave it alone.

>>68921977
Doctor was redneck. It would be better for Russia if they died.

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>>68921756
Why would we save Russia?

>>68922249
4chan can't survive without Russian shitpost

>>68922249
>>68922317
But russians are nice on /int/ desu

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>>68922477
Russians on /int/ dont drink bath lotions

>>68921785
Oh, 63, one has died just now

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>>68922574

>>68921756
Russians are crazy people. They can't be saved. Marry a Russian girl and bring her to your country.

>>68922739
He should marry me. Gay marriages is allowed in US.

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This thread needs some memes.
-Alexey, dont u see, u are drinking methanol!
-Dont

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>drinking bath lotion

I consider myself a grade A retard but this is a new level of stupid

>>68922880
Keke post more

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>>68922920

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I was waiting for backstab from Turkey.
But i couldnt even imagine the betrayal from boyaryshik.

>>68921756
It's OK because the perpetrators were dealt with. Justice always prevails.

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When u decided to get drunk with boyaryshnik

>>68921756
>Anti freeze and dry cleaner
Holy shit

I hate Obama so much now. WTF is his problem

Fuckthat cunt

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Boyaryshnik - ISIS

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>>68922574

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>>68923208

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>Irkutsk
Considering what the city looks like, is anybody really surprised that people there resort to drinking fucking bath lotion?

pic related

>>68921924
it says up 12 million russians drink this shit
literally worse than africa

>>68923285
what is that? krokodile?

>>68923469
Looks like Lenin hills in Moskva

>>68922943
Holy shit, my sides are sightless.

>>68922943
>>68927177
Can someone explain it to me please

>>68922052
id better if you died

>>68928770
t. bath lotion drinker

>>68928536
Bydlo and a bottle of suicide-vodka. Isn't that obvious?

>>68922913
Because russians are poor as fuck
>>68923469
irkutsk arent special All russian towns look the same

>>68923469
what the FUCK is that

>>68921756
It's usual.
https://ria.ru/society/20161124/1482065121.html
>more than 9000 russians died from "cologne and perfume products, wipers, surrogate alcohol, industrial alcohol, brake fluid, etc." in last 9 months.

>>68928911
How to fuck thats possible, didnt ruskies have a cheapest vodka in the whole World?

>>68928982
Vodka costs 140 rubles for 500ml, boyaryshnik 18 rubles for 100 ml, bath cleaner 8-10 rubles for 100 ml. You can do the math.

>>68929032
Also boyaryshnik and bath cleaner have at least 70% of alcohol while vodka has only 40%.

71 dead

72

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>>68931058
>1 death per minute

>>68931058
Will we hit 100? :DDD

what kind of a fucking bath lotion sports 71% of alcohol

>a """"""""""""""""doctor"""""""""""""" drunk bath lotion to get a buzz.

would not trust that faggot with my health

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Do they drink it to be 'hardcore' or is there no cheap booze in Russia? In Britain you can get drunk for £5 (approx twice the cost of bath liquid) if you don't care about the taste.

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>>68931167
Do you honestly think boyaryshnik is a real bath lotion? It's an alcohol surrogate, they even sell it 24/7 with vending machines on street. Dirt cheap, but since it's not a real alcohol it's not a target of excises, so it's extremely cheap to make and thus really profitable.

>>68931304
Vodka (the cheapest "serious" alcoholic beverage) is pretty expensive for those people so they resort to surrogates.

>>68931346
The blindness doesn't seem worth it

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>>68931384
nothing to see anyway

slavshit logic don't question it

>>68922249
>interrogation marks

It's a fucking question mark

>>68923247

I'd fuck that rabbit.

How come it seems only now they've resorted to doing this? Or has this been occurring perpetually on a smaller scale?

>>68931424
a question is technically an interrogative just because you expect an answer

>>68921756
>manufacture a cheap ass bathing oil
>make an honest living for yourself and those you employ in the very harsh landscape of modern Russia
>some stupid ruskie bydlo drink your bathing oil and die
>get arrested and blamed for it
Hehe.

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>>68921756
Why can't Russians make cheap alcohol? Pictured costs 1 US dollar in Mexico and is enough to knock out at least 3-4 heavy drinkers in a perfectly safe way, I mean as alcoholic intoxication aside we do asume people can hold their liquor.

>>68931455
why is the world so unfair ;_;

>>68931384
apparently the bottles in this case said that it has ethanol in it without any mention about methanol

>>68931455
in russia if you dont want people drinking your product it must not have any alcohol in it.

>>68931436
No, they do it all the time
It was a thing even more than 20 years ago already

>>68931436
10 years ago 60 died, 1600 got hospitalized. In the same state.
http://krsk.sibnovosti.ru/society/31068-v-irkutskoy-oblasti-ot-surrogata-pogibli-60-chelovek
By some estimates, 12 million russians drink surrogates, I'm pretty sure a hundred or two dies every day. It's just that this incident got a lot of attention from the media.

>>68931451
>let me tell you about your language

It's called a question mark

>>68931470
Probably because communism
I don't understand it either
One of my father's friends got killed in the 80s by mafia for making and selling his own alcohol (with an official license)

>>68931304
>if you don't care about the taste.
>cider
Just fuck you mate.

>>68931543
>12 million russians drink surrogates, I'm pretty sure a hundred or two dies every day
All over Russia and Russia is vast.
This got covered so much, because it was one village, with basically everyone getting in on it.

>>68931470
They do. 140 Rus for half a litre.
Just be aware that industrial alcohol will always be cheaper than consumable one.

>Analysts say 12 million Russians drink cheap surrogate alcohol, including perfume, after shave, anti-freeze and window cleaner. Two years of Western economic sanctions have made the situation worse.

SEE? IT'S THE WEST'S FAULT AS ALWAYS!

>>68931624
I agree

Anti-freeze has a much more sweet and exotic taste.

>>68931624
It isn't nice cider m8

They really need islam. Or jesus. Or moses. Or fuckin anything.

Does cider taste nice? I've never had it. I prefer beer to wine if it helps

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>>68931692
After this any cider would taste as drink of the gods.

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>>68931725
>they really need islam

>>68931725
>They really need islam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GkmYoLRngg

I bought some polish beer last summer
it was 4kuna a can
that's like 0.5 euros
it tasted like shit...but it was dirt cheap

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>>68931596
It's sad things haven't changed, are they still doing this in countries like Poland?

>>68931629
Not here, they do sell ethyl alcohol in drug stores but that's actually more expensive than stuff like pictured which you could actually get for something like 25 American cents, I mean that's enough for any one alcoholic to get fucked up, we are talking a fucking quarter, I had a friend gift me a couple of cases of something similar to have as emergency booze, like the stuff we'd drink when there wasn't anything else, they lasted fucking years and I didn't finish the second box before I gre tired of the stuff and actually gave it away (the cheapest booze you can buy in Mexico is certainlñy guaranteed to give you killer hangovers) if you've got literal millions using surrogates >>68931543 you'd think the authorities themselves would encourage something like this.

Man, we really fuicking need free trade with Russia before the Chinese jump all over this market.

>>68931858
Is croatian beer nice? Does croatia have microbreweries?

>>68931923
few yeah
is it nice?
well it not bad
it isn't as good as czech but its ok

>>68931780
Ayy fuckin lmao.
Da fuck is that?

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Does Russia not have boxed wine? I used to get 5L boxes for $12.

>tfw lost 50lbs after I stopped drinking half a box everyday

Who cares? Russian anons on /int/ aren't stupid so they aren't drinking lotion lmao. As long as the Russian /int/ posters are fine that's all that matters

>>68931915
No, it got better in Russia too
The former criminals are legitimate business men nowadays

>>68932030
This. Stay safe rusanons.

>>68931960
Probably kids of that woman he fucking.

>>68932068
Eh, that's clearly just a funny video, m8.
Notice that one is rising left hand. Also, hand kissing part, and he says "Hand of lord".

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>>68931960
Magomed "Lord" Daudov

>>68932030
well, they do have some qties I would care about not drinking that shit

>>68932012
meh, that's not actually cheap fopr boxed wine, just realized something interesting after posting >>68931915 you Americans are paying to eat/drink high fructose corn syrup. The reason aguardiente is the cheapest booze you can get here is we've got more sugar cane than we know what to do with but we can only export a relatively small amount of sugar to the US because there's quotas to protect your corn farmers, meaning sugar is so expensive for you that even soft drinks like Coca-Cola use the artificially cheaper corn syrup, which is subsidized by your taxpayers.

>tfw you realize Mexico is much more of a capitalist country than the USA

>>68932116
He looks very Chechen.

Is he Chechen?

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>>68932065
Thanx fellow burger

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>>68931915
Can't say much more about Russia alcoholism than what's already in the thread, but here, we do have plenty options for cheap ass alcoholics to get cheap ass alcohol.
The thing with consuming industrial alcohol is the price-to-power ratio. Getting pic related gives you 80-90vol bottle that is, roughly, ten times cheaper than a 40vol vodka bottle (so with the power ratio it's about twenty times more cost effective). You could get a "cheap wine" drink for about the same price, but it only has, like, 20vol power.
It's not all about the price tag.

>>68932154
He's the Chechen overlord

>>68932012
>Boxed wine
It's extremely popular among subcultures like punks but taste is horrible. They mix it with the cola and get drunk really fast.

>>68932012
More wealthy bydlo drink it.

>>68921756
Thats natural selection in works, friend.

>>68932154
No, he's Texan.

>>68932179
>>68932136
>It's not all about the price tag.
Especially when your sugar cane drink is artificially cheap.

>>68932194
umm its called bambus

>>68921977
>But it says a doctor drank it too.
Doctors are low-class citizens in Russia

>>68922249
Last bastion of free white people.

>>68932101
Kids reaction was serious and it's not the first time for them according to how they act.

>>68931455
nah he knew many people are gonna drink it

Somewhat offtopic, but are straight edge people considered outcasts in Russia?

>>68932255
>Russians
>Free and white

>>68932260
Yes, but that's kids, they'll do everything you ask. It's just there's no thing in islam for kissing hand and calling it "hand of lord".

>>68932283
I get weird looks and questions for not drinking alcohol.

>>68932154
You can recognize chechens by hero of russia medals they wear.

>>68932271
I think he's joking. Also
>Live in Russia
>Don't cheat on bydlo

>>68932012
The cheapest one I saw was about 120RUB for 0.7L, while boyaryshnik costs 20-30RUB for 0.2L. And you can't get dead drunk with wine.

>>68932290

The government gives free land if you want it and you can do whatever you want, with no building codes or anything, you don't even have to pay tax if you set up some kind of industry like a farm or something.

It's the only place on earth where you can truly be free.

>>68932290
>swede
>knowing what freedom is apart from the freedom to suck dick

The high excise duty on "legal" Do not allow the poor to be constantly drunk Russians. Only by constantly drunk man's life in this icy hell seems normal.

>>68932342
>Implying you can do anything with frozen tundra
>Implying endless layers of corruption most likely won't stop you from making anything big
>Implying the Mafia won't just kill you if you make anything big

>>68932365
t.suck putins dick

>>68932179
I don't know, that seems like homeless type of logic to me, you can literally get 5 pesos for a bottle of booze like I posted here in 20 minutes standing on a street corner begging let's say each person gave you 1-2 pesos (that's 5.10 American cents) you's only need to deal with 3-5 people literally giving you junk change. Alternatively you could pick aluminum cans from trash bins, let's say you actually have the dignity to do demeaning work, and get that in say something like an hour. That's 20 minutes to an hour of your time to make enough to buy the one bottle of booze which will not so severely fuck up your health and diminish your lifespan. If you're that bad of an alcoholic you're drinking your own puke it does sound like the better choice.

Maybe it's a thiong with freezing temperature countries, I remember reading something about how the reason Scandinavian countries turned booze into a state enterprise is alcoholism used to be so rampant out of control there they saw state monoply as their way out. That may not work in Russia because of black markets tho.

>>68932223
meh, we've got the climate for it so I wouldn't say it's artificially cheap, there's no government subsidies.

>>68932320

That's unfortunate.

Does the government try to stop the drinking culture? Or does it not care

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>>68921756
1.Give poisoned alchogol to drunkards
2. They die
3. Russia is sober
...
4. PROFIT

>>68932425
Yeah well damn you got me good, Russia has zero natural resources and there are no big companies because of the mafia.

>>68932510
Gorbachev's anti-alcohol campaign

During 1985–87, Mikhail Gorbachev carried out an anti-alcohol campaign with partial prohibition,[7] colloquially known as the "dry law". Prices of vodka, wine and beer were raised, and their sales were restricted in amount and time of day. People who were caught drunk at work or in public were prosecuted.

The reform had an effect on alcoholism in the country, as evident from statistics showing some fall in criminality and rise in life expectancy, but economically it was a serious blow to the state budget (a loss of approximately 100 billion rubles to the exchequer according to Alexander Yakovlev) after alcohol production migrated to the black market economy.

>>68932342
>The government gives free land if you want it and you can do whatever you want, with no building codes or anything, you don't even have to pay tax if you set up some kind of industry like a farm or something.
Lol, blyat

You only forgot that courts will sign any paper about you loosing your property and you\ll never find justice in Russia

>>68932510
>Does the government try to stop the drinking culture? Or does it not care
It is always been encouraging it.

>>68932510
They try to act like they care, but I think they have something to do with alcohol business. So they just try to get more profit from people. No one is really interested it soberness of people. Neither government nor people

>>68932510
When half of the country's poor someone would go to the theater? Skiing? Drunkenness is the cheapest entertainment here. If the official alcohol is too expensive, the bootleggers offer cheap and harmful surrogates.

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>>68932573
They are close to completely unable to using this resources for anything else than exporting them so others may use it to produce things elsewhere, they are like a third world African shithole that gets its resources sucked out of it aside that African shitholes tend to produce some shit like shoes.

>>68932665
What does everyone do for a job if hydrocarbons take up that much

>>68932697
There's such a thing as an internal economy, not everything is exports

>>68932611
> Drunkenness is the cheapest entertainment here
DotA is free, though.
Also, theater and movie tickets are 200-400RUB that's pretty cheap.

>>68932697
In Russia, only 20 million workers produces a real product. The remaining 120 million consume petrodollars or in the form of pensions and benefits, or working for the government. Half of all employees working for the state.

>>68932734
Russian older than 40 years do not play games. In small towns and villages do not have theaters, there is nothing except the public library.

>>68932734
Don't you know how vidyas are considered here by the main part of population? Although many bydlos play in tanks.
>400r
>Cheap
Not when your income is about 15k rubles.

>>68932734
>that's pretty cheap
мocквoблядь-мocквoблядь, нe хoчy c тoбoй игpaть

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>>68932783
>In Russia, only 20 million workers produces a real product. The remaining 120 million consume petrodollars or in the form of pensions and benefits, or working for the government. Half of all employees working for the state.

>>68932790
>Don't you know how vidyas are considered here by the main part of population?
how?

>>68931436
Soviet soldiers once drank Nazi rocket fuel after capturing it on a train or something.
But to be fair, rocket fuel at that time was 75% ethanol 25% water

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>>68932869
communism, everyone

>>68932923
But I thought Russia is no longer commie

>>68932892
>"It's for losers"
>"Do you have anything better to do?"
>"They spoil you"
>Idiots from TV always yell how games harm people
Something like this

>>68932918
You better not know how they cure diseases like gonorrhea.

>>68933019
Yeah, that's how games were mostly seen here up until about ten years or so ago then they became a bit more acceptable for some reason. Perhaps the same will happen in Russia in the future.

>>68921756
https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q

>>68932869
mediocre countries often have to focus thier economy into an exports driven one
why get butthurt at China for devaluing their currency to make its products cheaper when you can just dedicate yourself at the one thing your country has lots of

>>68933080
But won't it eventually run out or people might move to other energy or materials sources

>>68921756
>"the paper said a doctor and a kindergarten teacher were amongst the victims"

How can a fycking doctor not bee able to afford normal booze?

>>68933137
That's not an issue for them.

>>68933052
Meh, games are easy target for dirty politicians. They can blame they for many things instead of figuring out real problems and people will like it.

>>68933139
Doctors here are super underpaid, mate.

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>>68933160
Not only dirty politicians do that.

>>68933139
>be doctor
>learn how to be doctor for 20 years
>wage is 300$

I didn't know Russia was that much of a craphole, makes me feel bad. Sorry Ivan Ivanovitch.
So, what happens next for Russia?

>>68933196
But they can steal expensive drugs from one patient and sold it to an other.

>>68933137
I think there are also a bunch of weird minerals that can only be found (in true industrial quantities) exclusively in Russia.
Anyways, diversifying economies to European or North American levels takes decades, probably even more with chinks using every trick on the book to make their shit cheaper.

>>68922249
If the russians would be happy they would want to make their coubtry better instead of feeling as if the world is at fault for leaving them behind.
So happy russians with a perspective and a trend to care more about internal problems are good for everyone that neighboors them.

>>68933250
Trump make them fight with China.

>>68933267
As I know it's hard as fuck. Controlling organs check it very severe.

>>68923106
hyppocrat.ru gives 404

So basically this was a company that deliberately mislabeled its contents; and used cheaper methanol instead of ethanol?

>>68933326
Yes, and they fucked people over by stating ethanol in the label

>>68933250
Nothing. If you read about russian history you would see that nothing particularly changed over last few centuries. There's a saying, "Wake me up in 100 years and ask me what do people do in Russia and I'll say: drink and steal".
At least with the Internet you can live pretty luxurious freelancing.

>>68933317
How if patient relatives bought the drug? Doctor able just replace it with placebo and say after sorry we did all that we could.

>>68933326
I believe that it was a diversion. Bootlegger unprofitable poison regular customers. They are beneficial to buyers lived longer and longer to buy a substitute. Therefore, the quality of most surrogates such that they can drink for several months every day before liver dissolved.
The legal alcohol producers (mainly friends of Putin) lost profits and could go for a diversion. This is Russia! There blown kommiblok together with residents to win the election. Human life is a little more expensive here than in Colombia.

>>68933411
But everyone could do it you know. Also I'm not a doctor so I can't say if it could be detected in some way. If so, hello prison.

>>68932472
Literally a side production to deal with sugar cane sugar manufacturing overage.

>>68932443
>homeless type of logic
It's a "bathing oil drinking bydlo" logic. Just like this thread's topic.
Thing is, Russia and Poland alike, don't have the 1 peso sugar cane alcohol. So you either end up saving up 140 rus for a proper cheap vodka or get toxic bathing oil/industrial alcohol for tenth of that.
Comprende?

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>>68933434
>sorry off duty at the moment

>>68933447
Not everyone*

>>68933019
This.
>Grow up, Sasha and come drink bathing oil with us like a real man.

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>an american wagecuck makes more than a russian doctor and has a better quality of life

Life isn't fair ;_;

>>68933447
Israel's doctors say that's true.

They should make it mandatory to put pictures of the corpses and blinded on methanolproducts like they do with zigarettes. Maybe that convinces some people in a drunken haze to not sip on some questionable stuff.

slavs have no chill lmao

>>68933476
>It implies that living in the basement kommiblok homeless will drive the moonshine

>>68921756
By distribution free bath losions to Russia

>>68933589
Lol it's like people don't already know it. Maybe we should also put a sign "don't poke fingers in here" near sockets?

>>68933528
Russian medicine is horrible. Google with ICD make it better

>>68933589
Expect the label stated ethanol on it, the underground manufacturer just fucked them over. Even if they used it to clean their baths, they would still get poisoned by methanol vapors, maybe to a lesser degree, but still.

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>>68933589
That is known fact that methanol is deadly. You just don't know if there is some in your drink

In addition to lotion Bath, poor use cheap cologne. Sales of cheap cologne enormous. I know people who drink it to save money. Get drunk cologne 3 times more profitable than to get drunk "legal" vodka. In places where the homeless live are dozens of bottles of cologne.

>>68933589
See: >>68932179
It literally has a skull and crossed bones and "POISON!" on the label, not to mention the sickly purple colour. And people still drank it.

>>68933787
>I know people who drink it
Where the fuck are you from?

>>68933787
At least they don't stink anymore.

>>68933718
>>68933729
Ah ok..
Well many people seem to die on this in other cases too as was said in this thread so I thought it wouldnt be always the fault of mislabeling but also of drunken yolo-downwithit! moods.
>>68933668
Well, its about protecting desperately poor and uneducated people, so dropping the standart of expectations might be reasonable.

>>68933857
Hahaha, dude, I would like to look at you when you first encounter the smell of "ГBOЗДИКA" and 777, they are priced ~50 rub for a reason lmao

>>68933817
Ok thats too fucked up to fix then with some state paternalism : /

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>>68933838
Novosibirsk state

>>68933881
It's almost impossible to be THAT stupid nowadays even in a shithole like Russia. I don't know if it's a problem when they die because of their stupidity.

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This is natural selection. Same thing happend in Czechia.

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>Be Russian
>forget to bring shampoo to the swimming pool
>shove fingers down your throat, vomit into your hands
>massage into scalp

>>68933966
To smart to carry shampoo outside of your body so they you can carry additional amount of krokodil.

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>>68933899
Peak associated best-selling cologne.

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>>68921756
You can't.

>>68933925
>the pics don't even load
Depressing.

>>68934002
I-It's shopped, right?

>>68934029
Shouldn't have fucked with us Dimitry. We know your weaknesses

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>>68933992

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I'm from Irkutsk btw, it's so sad that this is the fame and recognition my town gets ;_;

Come by when you decide to visit Baikal, guys ;_;

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>>68934001
Uh-oh...

>>68934067
not sure if i would want to drop by for a drink

>>68934067
Looks comfy desu

>>68932030
>>68932065
Aww.. that`s nice, didn`t expect.

>>68933966
>Be Russian
>Breakthrough main pipe, hot water flowing down the street
>you need to wash
>wiping with cotton wool soaked in cologne, cologne you drink the remainder to be cleansed from the inside

>>68921756
Actually hoping that more die so that Russia can cleanse a bit from shitty bydlos and have more people like Russian /int/ posters

>>68934423
>Actually hoping that more die
Should've stopped there

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>>68934474
Should've stopped there

>>68934474
Don't project. Ukies are average on boyarka consumers level.

>Novo-Lenino
baka

>>68921756
>12million
Wat?
Can't they just stop drinking and do something else?

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>>68934652
Should have stopped there

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>>68935033
Should have stopped there

>>68924468
You really believe that figure you imbecile?

>>68935736
I can't really counterclaim the 12 million people statement btw. Half of the country population is below the "poor" level

>>68921756
We don't, what kind of subhuman fucking country does this happen to? Alcohol is dirt cheap there and they still have to drink lotion?

Maybe if we let this continue Russia can rid themselves of these people and eventually graduate from subhuman to 3/4 human and maybe, just maybe, in the future become full humans and functioning members of the international community.

Godspeed, bathlotion-chan

>>68933966
>Brits bring shampoo to the swimming pool
???

They do that to get rid of them.
Remember Krokodil?
Solutions over there might be radical but they work. What use to anyone is a drunktard or a junkie?
What contribution can a junkie give?
They are a disease to society, its better off without them.
Let them die doing what they need. Fuck them.

>>68931317
I didn't even realize that's a thing. Holy shit.

>>68931740
9 is quite fine and drinkable when low on cash тbh. I bought a pack awhile ago and cant say that taste wasn't decent.

I wonder what would happen if Russians started drinking Rakija.
Vodka is a girls drink, i mean one can drink a bottle of it.
But when 4 people drink a 1.5 l bottle of rakia, shit is bound to happen.
They will go somewhere, not falling around, not tripping over things, just go as rabid dogs into the night do either wreck shit, attack someone for cigarettes, take shit that doesnt belong to them and start random fights, or just go drink some more.

>>68936309
Im just wondering is Rakija popular among your middle class countryman or is it just for the poors?

>>68921756
Russians are so retarded lmoa

>>68936418
seems like someone is asking for a banya competition you fucking mongoloid

>>68933030
t-tell me

>>68936386
Its for everyone really. Its traditional, even our entity present brews his own and he is a millionaire.
Although, rakija differs based on how you brew it. Poor people tend to make it as stronger as possible and in large quantities, which results in basically wretched shit that nobody likes.
People that want to make good rakija, they know a lot about chemistry, they follow how sweet the fruit goo is and how much sugar it needs added, more sugar means more alcohol, but also more of the acid after the alcohol has stopped coming out.
Every sane person person has the measure glass thing that reads percentages and grades, and if it is too high, it gets 'softened' by distilled water.
Sometimes one has to reboil the rakia, this know the 2l bottle trick to collect all the chemicals that smell like instant glue into the bottle but let rakia go on top and spill over into the collector.
Its basically an art. And the distillers are expensive as fuck, especially the hand made. The best ones go up to 2500E, so the poor mostly rent them.
Villages use one or two, they pass them around and the owner gets either money or doesnt have to make his own rakia.

>>68933160
It's the same everywhere. No one (especially liberals) wants to get their hands dirty with real problems.

>>68932577
The 80s anti-alcohol campaign was totally bungled because all that happened is that they closed down 150 year old vineyards started by the tsars while completely ignoring the low cost homemade alcohol that bydlos were drinking.

>>68933718
I don't think so, here you can but pure methanol off the shelves. It takes about 100ml to kill a man, but drinking 10ml is enough to permanently blind you. Of course, no-one here ever does (knock on wood).

Anyway, methanol fumes from an unheated bottle will not poison you.

t. organic chemist

>>68937418
Also;,I want to add that the ONLY antidote for methanol poisoning is ethanol. What they do in the hospital is they keep you shitface drunk for 4 days by blood infusions.

That is because the set of enzyms that metabolise ethanol also metabolise methanol, but they prefer ethanol. Problem is, methanol stays much longer in the body, hence the 4 days infusion with ethanol.

It is not methanol itself that is toxic, but its metabolism products formaldehyde and formic acid (which first attacks the human retina, your eyesight).

So small amounts of methanol present in vodka, whiskey etc... are usually not a problem because an excess is always present. This may have been the logic of the illegal manufacturer, but he added too much.

On the other hand, the guy who just drank a sip and was blinded, that sounds like no ethanol at all was present and it was pure methanol.

The alcohols smell markedly different, I can easily recognize the pure methanol from pure ethanol or isopropanol. Yet I guess they added aromas to mask the smell and taste.

>>68932365
Kill yourself, slave. At the very least, leave my country and go suck Putin's dick somewhere else.

>>68937896
>leave my country and go suck Putin's dick somewhere else
Because only arab cock is allowed, m i right?

>>68936896
Didn't expect such a detailed answer, thank you

>>68933527
kek

>>68933301
Russians are not meant to be happy. They can only gain some temporary relief from their suffering from alcohol and most of their time is spent seeking hedonistic pleasure or taking their suffering out on others. Spite, jealousy and suspiciousness of others are defining traits of the Russian character.

>>68932551
w2c that hat

>>68937946
I've always wondered, are you more slave or more Turk? You look like Turks, you speak like slaves and you act like something in between. What's up with that?

>>68938257
teach me your ways, i wanna be happy like all swedes are;_;

>>68935948
>he doesn't take shampoo, shower gel and a shower scrub to the swimming pool

fucking animal

>bath lotion contains methanol

Wouldn't that just dry out your skin

>>68938410
hey everyone check out this pussy with his smooth, supple skin
what a faggot

>>68938485
;^)

>>68938410
yeah if you apply it pure, but nobody really uses it as a bath lotion, it's just a cover

remember "bath salts" in the USA? legal amphetamine derivatives being sold as cosmetic products?

>>68931058
will the surviving russians be immune to every poison?
Or is this just a program to get russian supersoldiers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4QzZpwh66w

>>68938835
the delights of cultural diversity...

>>68931780
those kids look terrified, like they are going to cry in a second. Im not sure if they are chechen, they seems ethnic russian, my bet is that the guys is a chechen or from caucasus and he a qt russian wife with kids.

>>68938667
How the fuck do you think they invent poisons for dealing with terror attacks?
Some fucked up shit goes on there and experiments done on human bodies is just the tip of the mucus filled boil.

>>68939027
>How the fuck do you think they invent poisons for dealing with terror attacks?

The structure and potency of those super-strong synthetic opioids (carfentanyl and the like) are not a secret. Also they're a Belgian invention (Janssens Pharma)

>>68921756
Hahahahahaha

russian conference https://discord.gg/Nr8AsjE

>>68938667
Yes, it's trial by grasses, basically.

>>68937714
ME working with polymer composites here. Can confirm. For example, I have seen an old MSDS for a particular organosilane coupling agent where the advice to deal with an accidental silane ingestion exposure was indeed "a healthy dose of therapeutic ethanol". True story.

Olden bearded engineers and scientists had some grand sense of humour and good times with them.

>>68938654
Bath salts was just a street name. There is no relation to the cosmetic product. Bath salts drug is not sold legally in any form

>>68922249
someone should play role of bully

>>68937714
>Yet I guess they added aromas to mask the smell and taste.
Yep, specifically rataegus (бoяpышник)
Originally it was a medicine for heart, then bath oil.

Also, government says that now that crap and other alcohol-contain medicine will require doctor's prescription (probably, as an euthanasia help)

>>68921756
give them more bath lotion to drink, whoever these guys are that drink that shit deserve to die.

>>68948902
http://ewn.co.za/2016/12/10/dettol-pastor-told-congregants-to-drink-the-antiseptic-because-it-s-anointed

http://ewn.co.za/2016/11/22/doom-pastor-i-am-already-arrested-in-christ

>>68931470
Alcohol tax is very high. It is cheaper to go to Finland and buy vodka there.
Medical ethanol is undrinkable.
People resort to cheap bath lotions and other ethanol-consisting medicaments

>>68956159
Фoтoшoп. Пyтя нe тaкoй выcoкий

>>68921756
We don't

>>68955658
Why don't people just make their own? It's redneck tier, but it's a lot better than drinking some strong-smelling lotion or cleaning product in the hopes that it'll get you drunk and not dead.

>>68956359
Moonshining is not so easy if you want to get strong alcohol.

>>68956456
It's easy enough for Swedish rednecks, but maybe you're right in that it's too complicated for Russians and the like.

>>68956568
Not inside the city commieblock.
These people simply don't have time to prepare for drinking.

>>68955658
>It's cheaper to buy alcohol from Finland
What the fuck, our alcohol tax is probably the highest in Europe

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>>68922249
Because the world needs Russia as the eternal bogeyman

>>6895656
Nah man, it is called Samogon in Russia...but you cannot really do it in a city. Russian rednecks (meaning RURAL poor) do indeed make samogon. This is a city thing. Btw in Slovakia evennon-rednecks often make their own booze if they are rural or at least grandpa lives in the country. Half of our population is rural. My grandpa is a studied chemist and knows how to make it both strong and palatable.

>>68957878
* to >>68956568

>>68956456
Lol wut I never drunk homemade spirit weaker than 55 percent.

>>68956568
* I mean drinking lotion is a Russian city thing. I don't think 60 year olds in some remote village buy it.

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>tfw drinking mouth wash in the morning because liquor stores are closed on Sunday
Anyone else know this feel?

>>68962768
>his country doesn't have 24/7 liquor stores

>>68956984
vladimir, the eternal protector of motherland (in germany) detected
+15 rubles etc.

>>68921756
>american Putin worshippers will defend this

>>68962768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4

>>68931451
What is a rhetorical question ?

>>68962831
Some states are shit

>>68965807
>t. heretical satanist state