We wuz vikangz n shiet.
iwi n sheit
We actually were kings and shit.
We were never kings
WE WUZ THE GREATEST EMPIRE AND SHIEEET
>>68892205
>>68892198
No.
We became kings.
We wuz Sweden's kings n shit
..Also Findians
hol up
we wuz celtiberian and shit
>>68892034
All sorts of khans and emperors
>>68892034
>we wuz romans
>we wuz celts
>we wuz normans
>we wuz empire
an sheeit
WE WUZ MAJAPAHIT N SHIEEETT
WE WUZ PHILOSOPHERS N SHSIT
We wuz druids n shiet
we wuz ayyliens
>>68892034
We wuz Kings of England n shit
we wuz shaman wizard kangs and dey evil swedes destroyed all evidence.
>>68892034
We wuz hidden history kept hidden by the west to keep us down and shit
WE WAZ EMPERORS AND PIZZAS
We wuz slaves and shit
WE WUZ AZTECS AN SHIET
We wuz tsars n shiiieeeet
WE WUZ COSSACKS N SHIET
We wuz poor an shieet
>>68894433
That's a fact though
TSARS (emperors)
Huns
>>68892034
we wuz progenitors of the human race n shiet
we wuz da original bad boiiz n shieet
WE WUZ SHAMANS AND TRIBES N SHIET
(Historically there's some accounts for example a Byzantine Historian accounted on what varangians told about peoples living here. They told they were powerful shamans who they used to avoid. Dunno what those Vikings were smoking since we were just some peaceful hunter gatherers who romaed the forests and trading for swords and metals)
>>68897306
Haha they wuz prankt an shieet
WE WUZ REDCOATS N SHIET
>>68892034
we wuz Sarmatians an shiet
WE WUZ FRANKS N SHIEEEEEEEEET
WE WUZ SUMERIANZ N EGYPTIANZ N SHIEEET
We wuz Khanz.
We wuz Empire.
We wuz Ancient Anatolians.
>>68892427
WAZZUP MAH BRUTHA
my ancestor :)
>>68892034
WE WUZ PATRIATZ AND FREEDUM FIGHTERS N SHIET
WE WUZ KHANZ AND SHEEET
we wuz hussars an shieeeet
we wuze dacians descendants of atlanteans, the supreme master race, true lords of EUROPE then AGARTA, ascended to the 5th dimension.
BOW
we wuz jewz
WE WUZ A BUNCH OF TINY KANGDOMS AND SHIET.
Fuck you Harald Hårfagre, you globalist asshole. I bet you tried forcing us into the EU back then too.
>>68894219
What the fuck? Is Palestine even recognized as a country?
we wuz indians n shiet
>>68892034
we wuz empire n shiet
>>68896696
HOL UP
>>68892034
>We wuz vikangz, vityazs n shiet.
Thanks Norway
i was cowboy in shiet
Haplogroup I1 Finn here.
We waz Germanics and destroyed Rome.
>>68906894
KEK KANG
WE WUZ ABOS N SHIET
>>68892034
We were merchants and the best there were before the jews shitted up the place
>>68893389
Blacks did it first you fetamonkey
>>68909791
based
>>68892034
Why do Scandinavians focus so much on Vikings?
They were no great inventors, traders or painters,
Just a irrelevant bunch of raiders for a short time in history,
>>68892034
ANCIENT BELGAE AND FRANKS N SHIET
>>68897306
>since we were just some peaceful hunter gatherers who romaed the forests and trading for swords and metals
WE WUZ FENNI AND SHIET
>>68910158
Saami were Fenni
NOI
>>68892034
yes
>>68909791
one of the things that really makes me think is when black people make a point out how white people were dumb cavemen that fucked their dogs but they still managed to get enslaved by them
>>68910383
why does that spanish flag have that wierd 3 leg thing on it?
We wuz Guptas
>>68915450
You know I know India gets made fun of a lot but considering the shitty state it's in today it's had a pretty glorious past. I mean until like 1500 it and China were the undisputed core of humanity
>>68915333
it's the flag of Sicily
We wuz ANZACS and sheit we killed dem evil turks on dat dere beach an oh lawd it were glorious
>>68892227
GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS
LIBERA ET IMPERA
>>68922239
the abo is a nice touch m8, did you add it yourself?
>>68910158
Fennis were Saamis. Finnic tribes didn't live so nomadic type of lifestyle from what we have gathered from archeology. Mostly the 3 finnic tribes just settled into the middle-finland alongside the lakes or in the west coast where they built hillforts and traded with scandies with squirrelfurs.
>>68923888
Also the 3 know tribes DID cultivate land and farm. so Yeah tacitus was definelty meaning samis.
>>68913094
Times change. The savages find a way to defeat the civilized ones and they steal everything from them, ultimately switching places.
Then the cycle repeats itself.
I mean look at the history of Scandinavians.
>>68924298
>I mean look at the history of Scandinavians.
Raiders and explorers who became centralized kingdoms in time when they christianized? I don't see what you're implying.
We wuz baguettes n shiet
>>68922839
Nah I saved the pic like 2 years ago
WE WUZ INDIAN AND SHIT
WE WUZ EUROPEAN AND SHIT
WE WUZ SLAV AND SHIT
WE WUZ LIZARDS AND SHIT
WE WUZ SPICS N SHIT
We're basically an amalgamation of several races, WE WUZ ERRYTHANG.
WE WUZ LITERALLY NOTHING BECAUSE WE HAVE NO HISTORY
we wuz Astronomers, mathematicians and shiet!
>>68892034
WE WUZ AZTECS N SHIET
>>68892034
WE WUZ TROJANS N SHIET
We wuz dictators n shiet.
>>68927603
this one needs slantier eyes and a wider nose.
also
WE WUZ NATIVES HUNTIN BUFFALO AND SHIEET
>>68926879
you are coffee
We wuz merchants and slave traders n shit.
Rock stackers and shit