What's your country's proudest achievement

fucking u're mum

mämmi

Terra nullis to first world in record time.

Back-to-back World War champs.

Finland

kicked out 3M germans

>>68890878
Owning the world at hockey since forever

>>68890878
The most passive nation of all times.

>>68891060
>stan_lee.png

The potato and by extension all post-18th century european culture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_potato

>>68891060
I still remember butthurt Canadian hockey adds about Czechia tho

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>>68890878

The first artificial object in the Earth orbit.

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>>68891116

Starting WW2 and killing 12 millions jews

My country invented the potato

these dubs

>>68891402
fuck you

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>>68890994
B-b but

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Telling the Anglos to fuck off and becoming an independent nation

That's about it really.

>>68891415
Don't worry mate I've got spares.

>>68891481
but you are anglos

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>>68891415
>>68891484
pathetic

>>68891488
*Latinos

>>68891488
If anything we're more germanic than anglo.

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>>68891508
>>68891484
>>68891415
pshhh, nothin personal kids

burger

inb4 asshurt German claiming its theirs

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>>68891543
*extradites u*

>>68891593
Chicken burgers are a Canadian invention

Maybe the modern ideals of democracy, or maybe the international system, or maybe fending off the entire world for almost 20 years, or maybe the most powerful nation on Earth for almost a millenium.

Killing off the Swedish royal family and genociding their nobility.

Imposing Danelaw in England is second proudest achievement.

>>68891699
And what do you have to show for it?

>>68891060
ice hockey isn't real hockey.

>>68891611
finally

>>68891716
Frog legs on a stick and garlic snails

Getting Trucked

>>68891732
You shut your fucking mouth and never say that again

managed to get out of dictatorship !!
by waiting for the dictator to die of old age...

>>68891716
A white flag and a minarete over Notre Dame

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First nation into space ^^

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>>68891869
>mfw the king brought back democracy
republicans BTFO

>>68891869
We try to do it now

>>68891449
Thank you Peru

we actually call potato peruna

>>68891758
or what?

>>68890878
legalising weed before anybody else

>>68892005
>Potato = Peruna
That explains why it says "Perunalastut" on most chips packages

kicked the jews out of Germany.
Many people will shitpost on me now, but nobody misses them.

>>68891663
WTF I love Canada now

>>68892054
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

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>>68892054
Watch out, you don't wanna get arrested for hate speech crimes

>>68891699
>or maybe the most powerful nation on Earth for almost a millenium.

that French self-delusion

>>68892005
Finns truly are god's chosen people

>>68892024
Don't test me boy

>>68892054
iktf >>68891011

Kicked out the Czechs

kicked out the canadians

Destroyed the British and French Empires.
Worth it

>>68892379
but my family lives in Canada???

guess

>>68890878
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG9Ag-Hbx3U (I'm Romanian)

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>>68892436
never trust the eternal kraut

>>68892436

And europe itself, don't forget that.

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>>68892436
You also destroyed the German Empire, several times at that.

>>68888888

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Emperor of Japan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Kanmu

>>68891530
>Germanic
nice try hombre

>>68892592
"It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan."
t. Otto von Bismarck

le being proud of one's country maymay

First on Everest and/or Splitting the Atom

>>68892898
>we wuz sir edmund hillary n sheit

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>>68892962
Wonder what he thinks about Sweden's current state.

>>68890878
Destroying the german, spanish and french empire.

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>>68893078
Not nice things.

>>68893078
>Germany´s current state

Bismarck would rotate like a Döner Kebab in his grave.

>>68888888
>>68888886

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>>68893156
Don't worry senpai, I've got you. You'll wake up from this nightmare very soon.

>>68893185
What would Stalin think of Putin?

>>68893156
disgusting

probably firebombing dresden

>>68893464
>t. blitzhurt britbong

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>>68893475
>be german
>get burnt alive

>>68893524
>Be Britbong
>""""""win"""""" WW2 and lose your Empire

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>>68893524
>be german
>drink large amounts of foul liquid

necktie

Ratting on Anne Frank.

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>>68893586

Managed to fend off Pr*testantism -despite the eternal Frog betraying true Christianity and allying them - and left it quarantined in Northern """Europe""".

>>68893078
>>68893604

>be Sweden
>be so irrelevant you have to dig up this old shit to appear cool

Crashing the USSR with no survivors

>>68893627
I´ll make a similar map. Britian´s empire before and after WW2. Then we´ll see what is an """" incredible shrinking""""

>>68893642
based 30yr war

>>68893604
Thirty Years War is truly our greatest gift to humanity

You know the Netherlands defeated an invasion by the UK, France and (half of) Germany at the same time.

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>>68893683
countries that have ever lost land to B E L G I U M:
>germany

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>>68890878

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>>68893651
>thread about your countries greatest accomplishments
>digging up old shit is bad

>>68893700
delet that!

In the Netherlands we often refer to the VOC (Dutch East India company) as the ultimate achievement of the Netherlands.

The biggest corporation ever, with near governmental powers, the first multinational and stocks, they had a monopoly on Asia trade and owned Indonesia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company

In politics they often say we should "get our VOC mentality back". And then poopieskins start crying.

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the snuggie
it's a bathrobe you wear backwards

>>68893692
>Some prayers still contain text which says: "God save us from the plague, hunger, war and the Croats".[18]
fun was allowed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croats_(military_unit)

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>>68890878
FREEDOM

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>>68893771
>It is often considered to have been the first multinational corporation in the world [3] and it was the first company to issue stock.[4] The largest and most valuable corporation in history,[5] it possessed quasi-governmental powers, including the ability to wage war, imprison and execute convicts,[6] negotiate treaties, strike its own coins, and establish colonies
>Statistically, the VOC eclipsed all of its rivals in the Asia trade. Between 1602 and 1796 the VOC sent almost a million Europeans to work in the Asia trade on 4,785 ships, and netted for their efforts more than 2.5 million tons of Asian trade goods. By contrast, the rest of Europe combined sent only 882,412 people from 1500 to 1795, and the fleet of the English (later British) East India Company, the VOC's nearest competitor, was a distant second to its total traffic with 2,690 ships and a mere one-fifth the tonnage of goods carried by the VOC.
>paid an 18% annual dividend for almost 200 years
>Value then adjusted to 2012 dollars: $7.4 trillion

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>>68893825
amerislaves BTFO

>>68893831
So the VOC's worth would be twice the modern German gdp.

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>>68893771
>>68893831

>>68893855
are these all self reported, if so I blame the liberals need to self-victimize

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>>68893720

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>>68893912
The Mississippi Company was a short lived bubble. The VOC lasted hundreds of years.

>>68894002
>hundreds of years.
two hundreds

>>68890878
colonizing Portugal

>>68893985
> not replying with the Iniesta goal instead

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helped creating a nation called US of A

>>68893651
When asked, Swedes usually blame those atrocities on Finnish conscripts or something.

>>68894765
Fuck you, thanks for reminding me again

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>>68890878
>tfw your empire was so big that you need a .svg file to properly show it

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Imperio_Espa%C3%B1ol_Completo.svg

>>68893524
one way or another, they'll always be kebabs

>>68890878
Creation of the Soviet Union, 1935-1967 years in particular.

>>68894805
thanks bud

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>>68890878
killing all the red skins and taking all the land and gold

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>>68894858

>>68891716
your damn own flag, kek

>>68892045

> be Danish
> call the potet "KARTOUAAFFOOL"

The Internet, you're fucking welcome.

If the Cold War never happened and ARPANET was never needed as a decentralized network for communication should the bombs drop, then I would most certainly be a neet right now.

....and memes wouldn't exist

>>68890878
*chan imageboard

Take japanese women as slaves

>>68890878
Vegemite

You're welcome

pwning the royal navy lol

>>68890878
We got 6 million of our citizens killed in 6 years with just one stupid decision (half of them were Jews but still).

RECEP TAYYİP ERDOĞAN!

We have so many. Too many to just pick one.

>>68892436
you destroy everything and never stop

airplane

>>68890878
Feminism and giving women the right to vote

>>68891869
Kek, spanish cucks, they cant even make a revolution.

>>68891449
Just going to remind you that you shouldn't spread false statements

Israel.

>>68890878
Civilisation

>>68891530
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>68890878
Kicking Greek, Armenian, French, British, and Italian invaders out, abolishing the caliphate, and destroying the remnants of the Ottoman Empire after losing WW1.

>>68895937
The UK had the NPL network which was developed at the same time and independently from America's network, and also included packet switching, so the internet would have come about anyway. You can thank a Brit for the World Wide Web too.

>>68897592
German Americans are the largest ancestry group reported by the US Census Bureau in the American Community Survey.

>>68898069
Nah English/British would still be the majority.

>English Americans, also referred to as Anglo-Americans, are Americans whose ancestry originates wholly or partly in England, a constituent country of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. In the 2014 American Community Survey, English Americans are (7.6%) of the total population
>However, demographers regard this as a serious undercount, as the index of inconsistency is high, and many, if not most, people from English stock have a tendency (since the introduction of a new "American" category (See Old Stock Americans) in the 2000 census) to identify as simply Americans or if of mixed European ancestry, identify with a more recent and differentiated ethnic group. In the 1980 United States Census, over 49 million (49,598,035) Americans claimed English ancestry, at the time around 26.34% of the total population and largest reported group which, even today, would make them the largest ethnic group in the United States.

And that's just the English let alone British.

>>68894916
That map is seriously inaccurate when it comes to southamerica Manolo. It reflects claims, that's all.

>>68895537
We call it cartofel
Stop bullying

>>68898177
That makes sense, although the number of Americans reporting German ancestry in 2015 is shy of 49 million, and the number reporting Irish ancestry is 32 million. I wouldn't say that Americans are Anglo.

>>68890878
1. Flag
2. Hmm I don't want you guys to feel awkward about your cunts so I won't saying anything how we are #1 in everything basically.

>>68898701
>cartofel
cucked by germans

>>68898992
>cucked by ourselves

>>68898735
It'll be so mixed by now there really is no point, might as well just call it "primarily white European"

>>68899116
Yeah that's what I think too, it's totally pointless. I know I'm mixed as fuck anyway.

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>>68891611

also on that note, i guess making the serbs eternally butthurt

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Nagano 1998

>shit that turk will be here with us every day in every thread for the next few years. or maybe forever. an i am already sick of it. god.

Hue?
>patent fake airplane in Europe and made it "open source", cuck blocking USA for years...
>steal coffe from France (awesome history)
>steal clay from all neighbors (and hold it)
>never lost a single war
>free helicopter rides to commies (like Pinochet)
>when Paraguay attack brazil, we slaughter 60% of their population.

My country is a joke, but a good joke...

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>>68899466
>fake

>>68899555
Yep, France maintain our claim while the patent was valid. The day that the patent became public domain, the apologize to USA and claim the Brothers Wright the true inventors of the airplane.
But, America legitimize the Wright brothers as patent holders, and for decades they pay a huge value in patent value crippling their war economy.

You can't be more cucked than this (maybe let millions of non whites come to your country)

>>68898319
Yeah? it's in the legend, the clear colours mean claims.

>>68899784
That doesn't mean the plane was fake you fucktard, they apologized because the Wrong Brothers were """first""".
Dumont's plane was perfectly functional and far more useful than the slingshot shit.

>>68898735
>I wouldn't say that Americans are Anglo
t. chi

>>68892054
WARNUNG + WARNUNG + WARNUNG + WARNUNG

You have been put under arrest for hatespeech by the Merkelish law of 2016 that forbids any sort of evil bullying performed towards people of colour, jews, muslims and everything that isn't white, christian and male.

The GSG9 has been informed and is underway now. Do not resists or we will be forced to use our weapons of slingshots and cotton candy.

WARNUNG + WARNUNG + WARNUNG + WARNUNG

>>68899868
The trays where used only to keep the airplane straight. The first planes where too light, any wind turn them...
Also, Dumont didn't patent the 14 BIS. He patent the Demoiselle which was a copy from the brothers Wright plane. Which had ben stolen from the patent office in London.

Don't follow the Dumont propaganda to blind. He was a fag and a attention whore. He kill himself after spend his father fortune (naked, hanging with a silk tie)

We cucked Bolivia out of the sea

Going from new guys to lasting world power as quickly as we did.

I just hope it doesn't end in my lifetime.

Actually, I think landing on the moon is probably it.

>>68900399
It probably wont end in your life time, but Ill be surprised if you outlast our record.

>>68890994
delete

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Probably the steelpan

>>68900363
that is actually quite hilarious. i vote this.
by doing that you also cucked argentina.
frustrated bolivians flock there to get access to sea.

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>>68890878

>>68891449
>>68892005
We also call slime as Lima

>>68903036
pls respond with plenty of (you)s

Dismantling the British empire twice

>>68903280
>>68903280
>>68903280

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>>68891060

>>68891593
Burgers are from Hamburg idiot

>>68903280
>>68903280
>>68903280
>>68903280

Atomic battery from Fermi