/brit/

JEWS

>>68889713
What a beautiful city

get him janitor

funny how the darkies are the only good looking brits

currently tripping on shrooms

>>68889713
Me on the right

diversity is STRENGTH

Considering the so called 'cide again
Aha surely i won't think about this again tomorrow night!

Don't wanna go to work

>>68889767
you're obviously extremely inbred so

looking forward to a lot of movies in 2017

Don't be afraid to try new things, lads :)

>>68889788
also dont want to go to work

i was the guy in the last thread proclaiming that I dont want to go to work

haha


dont even want to go to work now

>brit thread for brits
>check to google maps
>mexico, usa, sweden and australia are outside of great britain
>but they are posting in this thread

really making me do a ponder here

(ireland is already because they're in the british isles)

>>68889798
which ones

>tfw your waifu is in love with me and 1/2 the reason she fucks you is to get off on trying to make me upset

>>68889823
what do you do for work lad

>>68889826
SNAP

doing a post from Portugal

missed the late bus lads

noseberg isn't gonna be happy

>>68889846
work in a office haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qc8X_OOeNY

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on the late bus lads

saw some lad running for the bus

he didn't make it, he was having a song and dance about it in the middle of the street haha

o well next to this girl haha

>girls asking me for advice on boys

ahh yes

thinking about going to midnight mass on christmas 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pY3LlB7Pxc

wouldn't mind a qt catholic gf to have 11 kids with

going to have a little snacky before bed

On the train to to work ngl

>Had four pints last night
>Headache, gassy and serious hangover heat

I'm getting old.

>>68889945
why do you go to sleep at 09:17? you should be waking up at this time

>need to be in work by half past
>bus takes 30 minutes
oops lol

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>68889984
le american flag

>>68889987
haha mentalist haha

>>68889996
alri pedro

>>68889996
was gonna kill myself but now that you said it like that im not haha

haha it's so funny to be late to work xD
better post about it on /brit/ for some (You)s hahahaa xDD

>>68890000
that's his own fault

xDDDDDDDDD

>>68890025
lol

>Burek isn't widely available in the UK

There is no god.

>>68890025
wow, i can relate :P

take a (you) friend

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*heems you*

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love watching all the wagies defrost their cars and cry while I spam the traffic light button

nothing better than a brisk morning walk to piss off the normies haha

fucking wagies haha

>>68890050
Post your BP

>>68889832
Mute

>>68890052
im not driving a mini metro

sunset in 7 hours

best make the most of it

>>68890059
>Duncan Jones

opinion discarded

>>68890077

*Goes back to sleep*

>>68890059
aw yeah that one will be good for sure

do you think the mexican dreams about us? about posting on /brit/?

>>68889914
it means they want you

new zealand should get nuked

The mexican only dreams about communism

Today's ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69JYizEFNw8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ikFwqhEVdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50vkdIWJ9mE

>>68890103
I've shitposted in my dreams before mate. true story

>>68890141
AMAZING POST

>>68890124
you too

>>68890093
>warcraft wasn't videogamekino
>i love sucking cock

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dont want to go to work

>>68890103
Trick question, only Anglos experience dreams.

>>68890093
you sound gay

>>68890057
No amount of memes will cure you of your aimlessness and depression boyo

>>68890148
Post your cute bp

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PSA

>>68890166
i-is there a cure for that?

>>68890172
its not cute >:(

my chair is so sweaty after that wank

business idea: open an overpriced but moderately priced coffee shop outside the largest office complex in my city

>AMSR

HOWLING

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>>68890185
THAILAD!!!

thai chicANO

>>68890199
gave me three (3) chuckles

>>68890185
how was north korea mate?

>>68890195
Dont believe you xx

>>68890199
made me kek

>>68890185
How much do you hate mainland chinese >::)DD)D)

>>68890166
>aimlessness and depression
>First thing I read when opening the thread
ah that's the /brit/ I love tbqh

thairunt is going to be fuming that some other equally attention seeking fuckwit is going to be posting under the same gimmick as him

>>68890213
>>68890216
>>68890219
>>68890221
>>68890223
>>68890225
>>68890226
>>68890234
>/brit/

thailad isn't even thai :o

pirates are either going to job or having sex

>>68890252
all me

>>68890211
>>68890225
>>68890211
>>68890219
>Take the time and effort to fill the name field with your nationality
>get mistaken for thailad and asked questions about thailand
Ah yes

>>68890252
i am an englishboy in my soul

>>68890262
two things you'll never do

business idea: take out thousands of pounds in loans but dont pay them back and when they ask for you to pay up reply with "I don't know what you're talking about"

pissing down outside lads :o

>>68890281
how has no one thought of this before?

>>68890262
*GOING TO WORK

downing piss outside lads :o

>>68890276
what's an algerian doing in thailand, that I would like to know.

>>68890281
enjoy your broken kneecaps haha

>>68890234
Met him earlier yesterday. Good lad, studies marketing. He said I can use the flag on /brit/ as long as I mention that I'm Algerian.

>>68890280
aha

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ah yes

>>68890315
thailad works in a office for some international firm

>>68890315
u wot

lads, I won 13 grand last night what should I do with it? I don't really spend money

me in the bathroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X95Yf_MhR2I

Generally speaking, you have twice as many female ancestors as male ancestors

>>68890322
>russell brand
who?

>>68890329
the north korea pictures

There's a girl sitting next to me on the bus and she's wearing a fedora and looks euphoric

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thoughts?

owen jones once said that syrians are fleeing Assad, not ISIS

>>68890331
invest it
save it
premium bonds
spend it

>>68890329
Haha thailad! Good to see you mate. Seriously, wanna meet up in Bkk?

Where do dogs come from?

>>68890305
there's only two reasons to go to thailand and both involve soliciting sex

>>68890322
I want one

how do i become just like thailad

>>68890348
heaven xx

>>68890348
looks like a superior way to cook a chicken drumstick, well done

>>68890331
Give a couple of grand to me please?

>>68890345
yeh, I wasn't really in North Korea desu
>>68890353
Where are you staying?

>>68890367
move to thailand

>>68890361
I thought some people went there just for the beach

i love the smiths and i don't care who knows it!!!!!

the thailand poster

>>68890381
but how will people know that im from haiti?

haitiANO jajajajaja

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>>68890211

I knew it

Had a dream about cuddling with a tranny the other day

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>>68890406
there we are

>posting under a north korean flag for even more attention from people

absolutely roaring at what a dismal life that must be to do something like that

he knew it

post thai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoGERuYmow

daily /brit/ anthem

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give her to me or I'll rape and pillage Shropshire

>>68890395
Are you CALLING HIM OUT?

>>68890379
Sathorn the last couplé of days but I will probably take à hôtel in a different neighborhood tomorrow.
Also WTF why no sidewalks?

I sure did

>>68890416
that's quite repulsive if you ask me. I'd consider destroying all electronics.

the so called psychologist says i have persistent depressive disorder and i'll probably never be happy

>>68890452
I could of told you the same free of charge

>>68889778
>>68890050
>>68890367
>>68890391
>>68890452
You forgot to capitalise your I's

post it

it

had a dream where a tranny was fucking me in the arse and it felt pretty great

gay male

had a dream 2 nights ago about having a gf. happiest i've been in yonks

>>68890391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tFD3FI8OU

reminder to accept yourself sweetie :) x

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>>68890462
I love the smIths and I don't care who knows It!!!!!!

>>68890441
Alright, let me know where you move to.

Check out Asiatique if you haven't already whilst you're there.
>Also WTF why no sidewalks?
Most areas have them.

>>68890490
HUGE improvement.

>>68890489
are you seriously the hatian cp poster?

>>68889798
kek

>>68890460
>could of

>>68890507
nope

off to stonehenge to LARP with my fellow pagans, bye

NO NAZI-PAGANS ALLOWED

You're gonna love the post after this one.

>>68890351
Should I ask the bank to invest it for me?

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>mfw she was born outside of home counties

rubes out

>>68890524
you are so right
how can you not
how can you not love it

>>68890460
you could, but when the pham asks what i'm doing to get better, the answer "oh i'm talking to a polish runt on a british subreddit of a thai claymation forum" isn't really acceptable.

>>68890525
Trust the (((bankers))) to safely invest it?
Not a good idea lad

You lads got any sad choons for me?

Redpill me on NZ slags

>>68890557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGe95RjbLVQ

>>68890489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0
if only..........
x

>>68890502
thank you australia!!

>>68890560
the wool can be a pain but they're alri desu

>>68890472
Had a dream about fucking Daisy Ridley up the arse, was excellent

>>68890560
pretty grim 2bh

d*mn I've just realised that I'm the only Pole here so my posts are conspicuous as fuck there's no anonymity for me haha

used to think new zealand was an alright place before browsing /int/

listenin to some weird demonic rap desu

>>68890595
literally who

>>68890595
whats wrong with new zealand

>>68890597
want to impregnate anzu and ruin her body forever

>>68890594
me at 3 in the morning when the other aussies have gone to bed

>>68890630
*kneecaps you*

>>68890604
polynesians

>>68890595
If years of wasted time here taught me anything its that kiwis >>>>>> aussie subhumans

>>68890599
wasn't funny yesterday either

really dont want to go to work

>>68890630

kek posted a reply calling you a racial slur about italians at first.

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>>68890657
alri "mate"

>>68890630
You got a thing for bald chicks mate?

>>68890668
don´t wageuck

A FUCKING ROACH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>68890706

long time no talk commie autist.

>>68890604
butthurt neo-liberal globalist kiwiboo trash

>>68890689
my gf shaved her head once for one of those cancer things, her pet eel didn't recognise her for months. she's a pastry chef.

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>>68890744
you tell 'em

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oi do you lot watch the so called chinese cartoons at all or am I dealing with a particularly persistent flock of normies

>>68890766
I watched dbz when I was a kid and just watched avatar which was pretty good

>>68890672
>>68890681
>>68890700
>>68890706
>>68890746
>>68890766
>/brit/

>>68890746
hey mate, just want to say that i enjoy the dedication of your gimmick. hope to see you keep this up in 2017!

cheers,

Michael

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>>68890766

>>68890498
Yep will do. You're the Best poster of /brit/ tbqh thailad.

rorke

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

i look good with beards on. look shit without it. looking good with beard is a sign of being ugly amirite?

>>68890814
*has a look at my competition*
t-thanks..

ugly roach

>>68890836
>>68890814
samefag

>>68890836
thaiguy, what did you get banned for?

>>68890831
it's a sign of being a shitskin as white people cannot grow beards

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Alri lads we all know why we're here, r8 my new style

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the grimefu stayed over last night lads

>>68890846
posting a picture containing a name aka. "doxx"

>>68890836
hey what did you mean by this

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Morning lads :)

>>68890850
lol you've got a six head

>>68890844
No that was me. Just forgot to namefag.

>>68890858
n-nothing

>>68890850
what's with the skinny kecks gimmick men look ridiculous in them

>>68890863
runt food

>>68890850
cool man, you almost look 5'9 in those boots

>>68890875
It's not the 90s anymore mate

There's a fruit on John Bishops Christmas show and every one of his jokes has been about being gay. Every one. Never mind, this joke is about swimming.

>>68890863
comfy brekkie

runt at work tried to get me to do his shifts, 24th and 25th december hahaha fuck off paki roach scum

>>68890904
so I'm to squash my testicles in skinny kecks because it's 2016

how progressive

>>68890863
foy

>>68890911
They show that in New Zealand?

SCOUSED

>>68890925
yes

secretly it's the fashion jew castrating the white man

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preach

>>68890928
Maccies brekkie is a British tradition you stupid JF twat

>>68890959
>maccies

FOA

>>68890850
Kek is that Alan Akbar?

I wear my heart on my sleeve because thats just who i am

>>68890929
Just been watching some house rating ting where some northern ponies rated a load of innovative garden sheds too. You get all sorts here. Ad breaks every 5 fucking seconds too.

>>68890973
aussies call it maccas you fucking daft spaz

>>68890895
There's literally nothing weong with being 5'9. It's perfectly average. You're taller than most girls. And also taller than mâle sex symbols such as Frank Sinatra, Al Pacino and James Dean. I have also dated tons of girls who were taller than me (although it's not the Best for sex). One was as tall as 182cm. Don't believe the bullshit they write on their dating profiles tbqh.

>>68890959
oh my, sounds like you're even more yankified than us lmoa

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>>68890850

only had 2 interactions in the 5 years that i knew the oneitis

By ponies, I meant to say ponies. Haha it corrected me again. I meant ponces.

John Bishop is a mug isn't he?

i wear my bollocks on my shoe because that's what i used to crush them

>>68891026
Were they sexual interactions

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>There's literally nothing weong with being 5'9. It's perfectly average. You're taller than most girls. And also taller than mâle sex symbols such as Frank Sinatra, Al Pacino and James Dean. I have also dated tons of girls who were taller than me (although it's not the Best for sex). One was as tall as 182cm. Don't believe the bullshit they write on their dating profiles tbqh.

I'm anxious to read your next post please continue

Rant of the day:

Tired of cunts complaining about war tbqh, literally happened every year of our existence and is part of the human experience

>waaaaah MUH WAR CRIMES
>GIBS AID WHERE IS UN waaaaaah
>Big strong America PLS HELP OR YOU ARE GUILTY

It's a fucking war for christs sake

Why can't people just lose graciously anymore? Insufferable family

'68891048
rasheed

>>68891031
John Bishop came to the farm my gf used to work at and they helped pull a calf out of a cow together
She said he was a bit of a prick off-camera

>>68891026
haven't seen the runtitis in 7 years

>>68891048
Mate you're clearly a barbaric paki aren't cha

>>68891041
no, they were one word encounters
>>68891072
5 for me

>>68891013
That's quite an incencitive image ngl. I am balding. Nothing I can do about it. Not gonna fight nature m8

re: 68891048
underage

anyone want to play battlefield?

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going to spend all day playing video games and watching anime while posting frequently on the chan

I'm 1.80 mates

>>68891107
so same as yesterday

Alright lads. Gonna have lunch and then take a little nap before going on an adventure haha. Enjoy your experience of 4chan and have a great Day!

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alri give up ALL your GEORGIAN WOMEN immediately if you want to make it to Christmas

>>68891126
Enjoy Bangkok lad

>>68891115
bit cheap

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>calling someone a 'west brit' is a grave insult in ireland

bit racist desu, when was the last time 'irish' was used as an insult in britain? 1910?

Mr Noseberg let me work from home today.

As long as I can squeeze in about three emails between the vidya, wanking and Netflix I should be alri lads haha

Donated to HOPE not Hate so we can take that fascist Farage to court

>>68891145
what do you do

Why are you all so low energi?
you're supposed to (you) >>68888888

>>68891139
Thanks mate already having a blast tbqh

Linearly Christmas lads lol this was entirely gay

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>There's literally nothing weong with being 5'9. It's perfectly average. You're taller than most girls. And also taller than mâle sex symbols such as Frank Sinatra, Al Pacino and James Dean. I have also dated tons of girls who were taller than me (although it's not the Best for sex). One was as tall as 182cm. Don't believe the bullshit they write on their dating profiles tbqh.

>>68891142
Because it rings true. Most Irish are no more culturally distinct from us than Welsh or Scots.

>>68891160
what's so great about it?
are you there just to achieve wicked sexual acts or is there more to it?
I must know, thanks.

>>68891155
nobody cares about your boring get drå i helvete bög

business idea - aggravating the Irish until they show me that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

>>68891153
Accounts assistant

>>68891183
He's there to shag your father and put him in a wheelchair

am i the only one who thinks black women are sexier than asian women?

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anyone else /manlet/ here
>tfw 5'7"
just counting down the days until i work up the courage to kill myself

>>68891183
https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2n58EBqazk

business idea: aggravate the polish until they go on strike from their jobs as toilet bowl cleaners and then undercut the market with even cheaper syrian refugee cleaners

>>68891207
That's a rude and unpleasant comment.

>>68891219
5'8, no coincedence that the year I had my growth spurt before others did was the year I got most attention from pretty girls

any grime man in

Fucking hate online banking

pip pip cheerio ahaha im british

>>68891253
what's there to hate about it

really wish you lads would start acting your age not your shoe size

>>68891231
it was all in your head

you were more confident in yourself so you thought all girls wanted the D, now you think they view you as subhuman because you lack confidence

business idea: sell my presence to men who are only 5'10 or 5'11 to make them look taller

>>68891264
I wear 41 shoes what's your problem

>>68891279
>tfw 5'11 but all my friends are 6'1 to 6'4

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>68891264
>mfw my age is my shoe size

>>68891271
definitely didn't help my psyche that from year 1 to year 3 my best friend used to make fun of my height constantly just because he was a little bit taller

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Ariel Winter takes her family and her cleavage to see Santa at the Grove in LA

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>>68891287
>tfw 5'8" manlet and best friend is 6'6", his dad is 6'7" and the shortest of my friends is 6'2" and he's half fucking thai so looks like he should be short

Really into reading these days

>>68891264
43?

>>68891302
didn't she have a reduction?

>>68891281
>>68891281
Alright caterpillar hahahahahahahahahaha????????? Hahahahahahaa?????????????? Mahabharata?????????hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

>>68891262
thought this poster was british until i checked the flag and realised he was an east indian employee

>>68891299
softcunt

helium tank wont arrive until after christmas

fuck sake lads

really hate people who take phone calls in public for some reason

>>68891329
can't even work out where to order one and how big it needs to be

>>68891339
alri nip aha

>>68891314
yeah

next thread will be an anime edition

I am Nip.

just realised it's christmas in 4 days lol wtf

Terrified of women

>>68891339
they don't even have the common decency to keep the fucking phone next to their head but use headsets instead

hey, you alright?

>>68891362
>oh why don't i put it on speakerphone and hold the phone by my chin even though literally nobody else wants to talk to or hear this person

Je suis nip

school's almost done lads

then I have to start my grad school applications

you know that when someone likes really tall girls they're just a closet homo

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just some morning esports

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1481548232

doing a wank

>>68891436
Imagine fucking a tall girl with a short haircut from behind
must feel well gay if you look into it

>>68891436
Really concerned about this

>>68891448
more like moaning escorts

>>68891142
it's more an historical term for unionists which has come to mean people who admire aspects of british civicism, politics or culture or have favourable views of the british establishment and would advocate for their adoption here

it's just thrown around on 4chan

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>>68891475
yeah

>>68891504
I really want to fuck her tits from the top down

new >>68891531

>>68890367
Work in a supermarket in Northern England and buy access to a reliable Thai proxy.

>>68891221
dental tourism sounds great. I'm sure many brits are there... sorry, it looks alright.

>>68891436
i like girls of all heights, but i know women taller than me view me as a freak of nature so i ignore em