>turn on tv during the day >low-budget direct to dvd american

tv is so last millenium

when neighbouuurs become goooood frieeends

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>Be me
>wake up
>jack off to Aussie lesbians on Xvideos

> turn on TV

> local povertyball show
> garbage news
> harry potter 1
> the simpsons
> tv """"shows"""" for single middle-aged women about famous people and their shitty lifes

JUST

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>turn on tv
>Cro*tian propaganda

>>68881529
stfu home and away is superior

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>>68880980
Name 3 films where that happened

>>68880980
it's that time of the year huh

>go outside
>suddenly Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" starts playing

no thanks guys I think I'll stay inside for the next four days

>>68884158
>go into woolworths
>michael bublé's it's starting to feel a lot like christmas starts playing

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>>68880980
>he probably didn't even like 7th Heaven
Did you guys even get that over there?

>>68884844
Every day familia

>>68884844
did he fug???

there's some song about santa claus surfing on a beach while the reindeer get drunk. It is literally the worst song I've ever heard, I like listening to it because it makes me so angry and then depressed

>Chrissy flick
>Set in NY
>About some vapid dyed-blonde cunt discovering the "true meaning of Christmas"
>Doesn't mention Jesus even once

Pls stahp I've had enough of this shitty American holiday.

I think the last time I turned on my TV was like 4 months ago to play Wii

>>68884844
Oh god, this was the gayest thing on

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>>68885443
how so

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>>68885468

>>68885468
Soap opera'ish kino, don't rate them

>>68883587
FOR YOU EACH DAYYY

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>>68881529
She was one of my crush back in the days.

>>68880980
>turn on tv
>american christmas movie playing
>nothing related to christmas and christian
>everything's about the person going back home bringing presents and spend time with family
>happy ending

Always

>>68887079

>be singaPOORean
>be chinese and muslim mixed together
>kill self

>>68887121
>be americANO
>get buttfucked by spic named Jesus
>be poz
>kill self

>>68887258

wow, wasn't hard to trigger you, chang muhammad