Stop the madness, learn the difference!

>>68859063
I can differentiate you two since the Slovakian flag has the Hungarian cross

>>68859063
No one cares

And we do not speak the same language. We speak slovensko, while in Slovensko they speak slovenčina.

Are they?

>>68859063
>know the difference
>doesn't mention any

What's the difference?

>>68859063
It's easy to remember though, I just think of Czechoslovenia.

>>68859194
Slovaks are more like Hungarians and we are more like Germans.

>>68859197
Slovenes - civilized Austrian subjects
Slovaks - filthy Magyar vassals

>>68859063
it's funny because I always confuse them

>>68859063
> learn the difference!
I already did
SlovaKia -> Krasnyi (red) colour -> red symbol

sadly no one gives a fuck about either fa᠎m

inb4 you neither, gib piran

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>>68859063

my ruse senses are tingling

>>68859431
krasni means wonderful round these part, bwai

>>68859489
no, the border between Turkey and Europe will remain on the Dragonja

>>68859734
hello eternal slovene

>>68859063
I have literally never heard of either of these countries
Which one is Serbia?

Both rock same

>>68859795
Selam, momče. Koji alat upotreblja tvoj zanat?

why dont they just go back to czechslovakia and yugoslavia

>>68860511
Because Hokkaido will be free from beardless Chinese-Korean colonists!

The way I remember which is which is by thinking about Czechoslovakia, obviously Slovakia would be the central european one.
Leaving Slovenia to be the "totally not balkan" one.

>>68859848
god bless

>>68860609
lmfao at the serb taking this seriously

>>68860606
You keep eating those Turkish cheese pies and listening to wailing Arabic synth music, Korkut.

Easy method: SloVAkia is closer to the VAtican

>>68860680
it isn't tho

>>68860666
whatever you say satan

>>68860511
There's no short answer for this. You best look it up on Wikipedia or watch some documentary.

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>>68859294
>Slovaks are more like Hungarians

>スロバキア
>スロベニア

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>>68859295
t. Dunajszerdely ape

You are not real Hungarians anyways

>>68859294
>and we are more like Germans
in what way?

>>68863140
Food, folk dress, folk music, architecture, history.

>>68863321
wouldn't you be more similar to Austrians than to Germans though?

It's easy.

Czechs are germanized Slovaks.
Austrians are germanized Slovenes.

>>68863479
Austrians are Germans in every respect. During the fight and plebiscite for south Carinthia following WWI, the populace grouped up into either the German or the Slovene camp, there were no Austrians there back then.

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Slovenia is the most beautiful country in the world. Even more so than Glorious Nippon. This is not up for debate.

>>68863140
they say "ja" instead of "da"

and they are basically slavic tirolers

>>68860758
hmm...

>>68864019
Bosnians say "Jašta"

Man, oh man, I think I'm onto something...

>>68864019

In fact, the offical way to say yes is "da".
Never heard it once when I was there, only head "ja".

Slovenebros

>>68864286
Actually, both da and ja are grammatically correct, but nobody uses da in speech.

>>68859063
>2016
>not knowing the diffrence between Hungary and Austira

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>>68859063
Slovakians are just Hungarians in denial

They think they are so safe, when they have no friends anywhere. Czech people look down on them, because they are poor and they left Czechslovakia for no good reason. Hohols dislike them as well. Austrians wouldn't wipe their feet in them.
Polish people will side with Hungarians, as always.

If there is one truth about history, is that war - change, is always coming. Stillness isn't the way of this continent. When the opportunity presents itself, we will retake Felvidék and we'll exact a terrible revenge Slovaks. With no allies, what chance do they have?

>>68859063
>>68866045
Hello fellow Carpathians

t. Transylvanian

>>68866045
We will just wait for WW3 then when nobody is paying attention exterminate the cancer that is Southern Slovakia and build wall on Danube

>>68859063
>Slovensko
>Slovenija

you are LITERALLY trying to confuse us. if your country's name is Slovakia then why do you call it SLOVENsko?

really makes you think tbhfamsmh

>>68866808
Slovakia is English name.

Its called Slovensko because male Slovak was called Sloven back in the time.

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>>68866679
>this is the Slovakian """capital"""


bahahahahahaha, more like glorified outhouse. In Budapest we have toilets that look better than this dump

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>>68867126
Looks like shit, no wonder when hungarians built it

>>68867233
Everything in Slovakia was built by Hungarians

You're just common parasites, who were sucking on our blood

After Trianon you switched hosts and started leeching off the Czechs, but you got cocky and thought you were better than them, except you are not, they are rich, and you are poor, because you're still nothing more than a common leech

>>68867126
holy shit thats bad by even soviet standards

>>68859063
yeah Slovenia is much better
>comfy
>white
>skiing

Meanwhile Slovakia
>weak knees
>bad hair
>smells

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>>68867462
I know right.
You Estonians spent just as long under commie rule, yet your capital looks like a magical kingdom

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>>68867426
Yes, we used you as stepping stones, you did degrading but needed job so superior beings can ascend.

xoxo we will always remember you

ok slovenia

>>68867648
>Yes, we used you as stepping stones, you did degrading but needed job so superior beings can ascend.
Is that why you're drowning in the mud?

Memes aside, let's face it, Slovakia is a failure. Czech people carved out their own niche in Eastern Europe, beautiful towns, nice beers, pubs, liberal values, lots of porn and prostitution.

Almost 30 years had passed since you separated from Czechs. What does your country stands for? I can't think of anything.

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>>68859197
good ole times

>>68867462
Why would you apply soviet standards on superior czechoslovakia?

>>68859063
one's white

>>68859063
Maybe it would help if some dum asshat slovakian did not title the flags in the opposite nationalities ... Euros are so smart, Slovenian flag has the three pointed mountain.

All you need to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-cR47t7hoQ

>>68867987
i wouldnt have to if it was superior now would i

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>>68867858
> What does your country stands for?

Only good part of former kingdom

>>68864019
Slovenian has some quirks

other Slavs say i for and
Slovenes say in

other Slavs say ja for I
Slovenes say jaz

other Slavs say mi for the two of us
Slovenes say midva

other Slavs say jedan for 1
Slovenes say ena

it's actually a pretty distinct Slavic language from the rest

>>68869693
oh, and of course other Slavs say što/co for what
Slovenes say kaj

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>>68866045
>>68867126
>>68867858
>this is what the average hungarian believes
slota was right

>>68869838
Slovakia actually is leading Hungary for about one third of its GDP iirc.

>>68870103
We will surpass Czech Republic in 5 years also

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Slovenia is the best country in the world.

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>>68871256
Ne išči sreče drugod kot le doma, kuzu! When are you going to stop rambling and settle down here?

>>68871610
When I can earn a living from shitposting

>>68870103
Yes, they are now leeching off EU monies

Slovaks are very efficient, having centuries of practice afterall

>>68871256
>>68871256
>>68871256
this

>>68872160
gotta have the plus funds for our politics and their rich friends, after all

>>68866045
>Slovakians are just Hungarians in denial
I take Trianon still triggers you?

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>>68872894
>I take Trianon still triggers you?

>>68863594
This.

I want a Trianon for Christmas.

>>68872160
t. leech of pannonian slavs and austria

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>>68871114

Slovakia=Hungary
Slovenia=Serbia

Very simple

>>68873805
how is living under Zeman's rule?

both are even more irrelevant than Estonia

>>68874030
both are also wealthier than Estonia by a small margin

>>68873862
>

>>68873892
>president rules
>in parliamentary democracy
if your average Jano posesses this much political literacy, I begin to understand why you guys come to study/work here en masse

>>68859848
The one with the orthodox cross probably.

>>68874198
Sad thing is that you all believe reason why so many Slovaks go there is because your unis are so much better. THere is maybe one uni in Prague i forgot the name which is really good others are same as ones we have here

which one has the hottest men tho

>>68874198
nah, seriously interested.. I'm fully aware parliament has way more power than president (who is rather just a figurehead)

>why you guys come to study/work here en masse
are you aware that most students aim for a bunch of "big name" universities in Prague and Brno and that's all? that's like boosting 3-4 universities in Slovakia when those are the only ones that are only a little shit and not fully as the rest

>>68874273
>Sad thing is that you all believe reason why so many Slovaks go there is because your unis are so much better.
so my uni class is 50% Slovak because?

>THere is maybe one uni in Prague i forgot the name which is really good others are same as ones we have here
and yet most Slovaks prefer to study here, really makes me think

>>68874422
>are you aware that most students aim for a bunch of "big name" universities in Prague and Brno and that's all?
so you come here because Czech Rep. has "big name" universities unlike Slovakia?
don't get confused by my memes, I have nothing against Slovaks, it's just that I enjoy triggering some we wuz autists with delusion of grandeur here

Why are your names and flags so similar though?

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Good thread.

Both Austrian and Hungarian Slovenska are kawaii little countries, with simple folk. Simple, a bit delusional folks.

>>68874549
that's rich coming from you

>>68874684
What do you mean?

>>68874549
Because we're both just "slavs", we're not named after any one tribe like serbs, croats, poles, etc. We
also both use the panslavic colors for our flag

>>68874544
>trigger
:D

>most Slovaks
>uni class is 50% Slovak
because they all hear about muni, cvut, karlovka and co. being some elite school in v4 after they read two blog posts, so they either
1) go there (since it's still close to the motherland) based on what they are interested in
2) too lazy fucks to move ~150km so they choose to stay here (uk, stu, euba)
3) go to shitty schools and end up as cashiers and similar positions with ing/mgr title

>so you come here because Czech Rep. has "big name" universities unlike Slovakia?
"big name" in few countries, not worldwide, don't make me fool you

>>68875117
thanks for the clarification
it's just that Janos in my class all said that unis here (especially the ones you mentioned) seem to be the first choice of Slovaks, hence my confusion

>"big name" in few countries, not worldwide, don't make me fool you
I'm aware of that, but many ruskies who study here (assloads of them to be precise) said that they wanted to study here because muh european uni and also mainly (and unsurprisingly) muh EU citizenship

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>>68874544
Because its in foreign country but still kind of like being home, lot of young people want to go away, most Slovaks still study in Slovakia

>>68874549
>>68874884
Coincidence

Slovakia- part of Hungarian coat of arms that represented modern day Slovakia in pan slavic colours and without the crown. Funny thing is that of 3 mountains on the flag 1 still is in Hungary, not for long tho