>You wake up in Warsaw as a Polish man... wat do

have a nice time

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I'd visit my friend from Warsaw than take a train to my city and buy some beers on my way home.

>polish man
>man

so fucking close

No more spic last name, finally

I could do anything really,

I might detail my car with gold,

drink until I headbutt a wall,

pull down an old multistory brick wall with my vw golf

hit my friend in the face with a thrown table as I take a swing at my other friend that's knocked himself over a couch

observe evidence that suggests a heliocentric model of the solar system

>>68848095
thats actually look beautiful

>>68848150
this desuma

>>68848095
Would I remain a polish man even if/when I make it back to a civilized country? If I'm stuck polish I'd just jump infront of a train desu

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>>68848165

you have to go back

>>68848095
suicide

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>>68848095
Aw yiss.

suicide

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>>68848181
You are forever a Polish, how lucky you are.

Get myself a truck and start driving for Germany.

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>>68848247
What's holindg you back?

>>68848095
>Warsaw
>Poland

that great. best place.
many beautiful women , good food, comfy climate.

>>68848095

>Drink coffee vodka
>Steal German cars
>Sell in Poland
>brag online about polish growth
>sleep
>repeat

>>68848209
poland is good country than ukraine desu.

>>68848575
But being a polak means lifetime suffering.

>>68848095
I just did, ama

>>68848095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmE9_ZAK6YA

>>68848095
Go to Hajnowka.

>>68848717
Do you feel superior to other Europeans about living in Warsaw?

>>68848742
God I love his videos.
He somehow manages to make every place feel empty though.

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Ask some german to drive me to the polish death camps and shoot me since i'm worthless slav.

>>68848095
>brew some coffee
>eat some eggs, sausages and bread (or just reheated leftover dinner)
>smoke a cig
>take a shower and shave the beard
>go to work

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>>68848095
Piss off mongol

>>68849194
Was directed to pekka not op kek

eat pierogi

>>68848095

Move back to Canada then find my friends and scare them by being this weird Polish guy who knows everything about them.

>>68848095
Crash a truck into a mass of Germans.

FUCK OFF OP WE KNOW YOU'RE POLISH AND YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE

K Y S
Y
S

>>68848095
Say kurwa and reach for another bottle

>>68848095

Go to Russia

Laugh at all those fake historical buildings.

>>68848095
>jump in my stolen german truck, drive to berlin, get shot by a 23 year old refugee from pakistan, watch in heaven how he shitty drive into a christmas market and crashed into a christmas tree.

>>68850524
>fake historical buildings.

Tears of joy because I am a real European living in a beautiful European city

Would rather wake up as a Polish girl though. Waking up as a Polish man means I can no longer jerk off since that would be all sorts of gay since it's not my penis.

I'm already a Polish man living in Warsaw

it's a fucking hellhole

>>68851860
Poland is amazing kys.

oh well, i guess i'm poor and ugly slav now. time to kill myself

KMS time
I couldn't deal with Slavlife

>>68851860
i don't believe you,
you must be using proxy

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>>68848095
>beautiful
>safe
>high salaries
>low costs of life
>excellent public transport
>24/7 alcohol stores at every corner
Warsaw is literally a paradise.

>>68851860
no, it's not kys