>americans store their water in the microwave

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...which itself is stored in the freezer

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>americans store water in their bowels
>keeps leaking out

and later it melts like an ice cream

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>>68847353
... which itself is stored in a gigantic shoe on the bed

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Americans buy ice cubes

>>68848206
.. .which itself is stored under the flabby armpit.

Uh, no. We don't.

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>>68848833
Microwaved water?

these threads aren't funny anymore

>An American fridge and an American Freezer are two separate appliances

>>68847322
HAHAHAHA I GET IT IF YOU DON'T GET IT YOU ARE FAG

>>68849844
This.