Is this why Australians don't celebrate Christmas?

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>>68842792
Also half their gifts will be jokes as banter

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A celebration of the Christ-child?

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>>68842792
>>68843080

>>68843112
that's a long snake

>>68842792
I thought you weren't a man in Australia until you were bitten by at least one venomous snake.

>>68843292
t. Negro

>>68843112
tf
is there a sauce for this?

>>68843185
I think they're holding the camera really close to make it look longer than it really is

>>68842792
we do

even the asians

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>>68842792
Oh dogg, I thought Melbourne of all places here would be safe from them

>>68843185
That's what she said.

>>68842981
>not bringing your own lube
they deserved it desu

t. homo

>>68842792
The only decent thing to celebrate during the summer is alcohol and refrigeration.

>>68842792
Australian """"journalism""""

all journalists should be shot

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>>68848153
>not being able to use your car hold as a freezer

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>>68842792

>Tiger
>Snake

Well which one is it????