>be New Zealander >have no terrorist attacks

Easter?

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>>68840393
>new zealander
I thought it was New Zealandish for the longest time, holy fuck.

never forget rainbow warrior

what exactly do you have

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>>68840393
Of course, they weren't able to find you in maps.

The maps that ISIS orders don't have NZ on them.

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>Be New Zealander
>Get terrorized by the Earth

>be New Zealand
>be on no map ever

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>Be New Zealander
>Get terrorized by the fucking FRENCH

>>68840626
>The terrorism plan I just filed with the agency lists France, Germany, Belgium here but only one Anglo

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>>68840393

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>be Spanish
>killed ETA internal terrorists off years ago
>stopped all terrorists cells before they could attack
we either have the best police in Europe or the worst terrorists in islam.

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>be new zealander
>getting populated by german faggots doing work and travel

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>be a Kiwi
>get shook

>>68840895
Female German backpackers are some of the easiest to get anglo'd 2bh

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>>68840838
>ETA
>terrorists

>>68840934
I just can imagine that 2bh
That's why no one is seeing them as waifu material here
They always brag about their daddy-paid vacation down there after entering University
I swear most of them have been dicked 10+ times

>>68840979
*teleports behind you*
"stupid leaf you will pay for this"
*summons ETA carbombs*
"your gook country won't stand a chance!"

>>68840993
>10+
Hahaha

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>>68840917

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>>68841049

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>tfw irrelevant so no terrorist attacks
bet you regret all that bullying now

>>68840393
>new Zealand
>literally who

I know that feel.

Feels pretty good.