cara
>Walels
Should I go skiing tomorrow with my dad?
Keep in mind I'd have to wake up at 9:00AM
GET HIM JANNY
Fuck the continentals
>watching japanese spanking porn
>girl is wearing a "Love England" tshirt
feeling patriotic
oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYJn6SPbqY
>>68834556
this is not an early thread
I didn't know the existence of wales until I was 17 but now it is my favorite country in uk
you mad because your crews bummy when i come through im looking like some new money
Reckon /brit/ is the best general on 4chan?
>>68834551
you live canada im surprised you dont have to ski out get the milk at offy
>>68834551
I'm up at 6:30AM for work, bloody wish I could go skiing instead
>>68834551
are you out west?
>>68834625
me too 2bh
>>68834659
/arse/ is pretty good
alla dat alla dat alla dat
>>68834625
whats honkarebushi like?
>>68834575
link
having an argue with the gf.
>>68834551
I'm up at fucking 5:45 tomorrow to go and earn Mr Nose's wife a new Audi lad I'd give my left bollock to go skiing you ungrateful cunt
>>68834625
found this one cute and funny
hi lads
I wish someone would come inside my house and shoot me. People always tell me it'll get better but it never does. My inceldom is a brand that I will keep on me until I die. Even getting a prostitute is not an option because the prostitutes around me don't like black men. The kicker is I actually do have some female friends ( does that qualify me as a normie? idk) but they all have boyfriends that are more handsome and more well-adjusted then I am. Seriously I look like a homeless guy I'll never be that guy that women find attractive that gets them all hot and bothered
>>68834659
All the generals are shit. Absolute fucking cancer fella.
north marseille slang is very interesting...
Ah yes
>>68834770
based fucking assange
pull up crash dash on your back left bleeding
>be everton
>get 0-1'd
why does the club even exist at this point
>>68834770
dont think the bloke who wrote that speaks English very well
>>68834770
Proofs on 2 & 3?
http://news.sky.com/story/ed-miliband-picture-used-by-nbc-as-stock-man-with-flu-image-10702462
>>68834486
im 6'3 and 63kg lmaoooooo fml
>>68834770
Why is wikileaks sticking its beak in eh?
>>68834716
was called "more japanese spanking" i think lad
Assange literally hasn't been seen alive since the incident
Feel weird that my mum still buys me so much stuff for Christmas even though I have a job
Spends around £150 each on me and my sister which makes me feel bad if I don't get her something nice haha
texas vote in yet?
WHAT'S THE DAMN HOLDUP
>>68834684
and I know the existence of kebekku(annoying leaf) last year.
>>68834712
this. dried bonito. fish.
>>68834803
Well he is australian.
Imaging going skiing in the UK
>>68834797
he's dead mate
Update me on the happenings
>>68834807
is this nigga srs? how crap is yank news?
>tfw finished work for christmas on wednesday
might live underground like a mole so i dont have to die in WW3
edit: wait, i wanna die, nvm
Update from last thread: ordered some more sambas
>>68834903
love this normie meme
>>68834817
poor fella, even girls are heavier than u lol
>>68834807
>>68834903
he didn't use a glock
>>68834941
>>68834893
proof
>>68834817
whats ur bf% ?
they've identified the berlin truck driver
it was an iraqi refugee named "Saim Al-Haad"
RELELGON OF PIECE
>>68834903
wish i was rich enough to buy clothes this expensive
>paying more than £10 for a belt
what the fuck lol
if you was from round here you would know you cant do dem tings round here
The xmas day plan: get sozzled by dinner time.
need a wee
if ur bmi is above 20 then ur bent
>>68834985
idk, i know i have a lot of muscle showing rather than fat ( not a lot of muscle) id probably hazard a guess at 5% cause i am very veiny, got loads of them showing up across my body
it's happened finally, lads. got pinworms up me arse
>>68834973
>why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
>>68835034
with snapchat can i just make an account, follow pornstars or camwhores and get their pics that they send out to all followers?
>>68834911
same here, then im back again wed next week
>>68834512
this 2bh
>>68835070
You're onto something big I feel, as the more fat you have on your body the more oestrogen is produced.
>>68835090
>not going to the local on Christmas day and stumbling home in time for dinner
>>68835073
This is what 5% looks like la'
Do you lads think there'll ever be a moment where the civilised world collectively decides to stamp Islam into the dirt for good?
>>68835094
yes
>>68834991
er, I think you'll find that if a Muslim commits a crime, they're always loners and not at all Muslim x
what did he mean by this
>>68835122
hmmm yes
*scribble something on my notepad*
>>68835127
Can I go to the pub with you and back to your place after?
>>68834991
is he at it already?
any wakefield hardmen here
>>68835090
wor jez forgot the turkey again baka
>>68835152
Sorry no yanks allowed.
>>68835146
T. Unabomber
>>68835146
He's going to rely on different, older technology instead.
wakefield mentioned
>>68835146
i give him a week
when will the scratching stop!!??
>shan't
>whilst
How do people here get sponsored for jobs in America and that
>>68835144
got any recommendations?
also can other people see who i follow?
>>68835146
>washing machine
>phone
might aswell keep these you thick cunt
>>68835146
Ah yes, reading Walden for the first time again.
>>68835134
mate if i took roids that'd probably be me. i have like 15000 veins popping out of my wrist when i do something productive its mad lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-zKy25D6k0 ch-ch-ch-choooooooooon
68835259
Shan't be giving you a (You) whilst doing a poo
>>68835282
minniemcgee
>>68835266
Get skilled in something that is in high demand
>>68835305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6FjSp6oFXg
>>68835266
If you took two people and one took steroids for 2 years with a decent diet but not working out and the other worked out and had a decent diet but didn't take steroids who would be bigger at the end
>>68835282
whats her sc?
>>68835336
why is his bum all red?
>>68835389
why do you think
>>68835369
steroids make u proper hungry lad so the one who took steroids would be physically bigger
>>(You)68834638
Super post
>25 "haha" reactions on the BBC news Facebook post about the Berlin lorry thing
>they're all (curry)wogs
Really makes you think
7 dem electors defected and refused to vote for hillary
only 2 for trump
>>68834811
fucking kek
>>68835336
He has no testicles. This explains much of American culture.
>>68835407
i dont know. thats why im asking.
what are you a fucking idiot?
replace cocaine with haschich
replace lacoste with gucci
>>68835437
Squealing
this is me lads
take me or leave me
>>68835436
Proof?
You have no proof
>>68835454
because he's been fucking his arse with his fingers or some foreign object you braindead fucking twat
>>68835518
Pound shop Tory 'moderniser'
>>68835518
Could pay this guy a visit mate, live in Newcastle. Just give me a bell if you find out where he lives.
>>68835539
Not him but it happens on every single terrorist attack
All the laughing reactions are from Muslims
>>68835539
take a look yourself
>>68835551
i guess you'd know, bender.
https://twitter.com/MTVNews/status/810960588973035520
Thanks Goldberg!
>>68835318
ta
do i just wait until they send something then? do celebs and whoever send them to all followers?
>>68835518
radical centerist
>>68835437
3 votes for Colin Powel
1 for Faith Spotted Eagle
Who else?
Going to sleep lads I'm knackered, good night.
hi
>>68835611
america is so messed up
>>68835581
>arseplay is gay
"no"
>is an gummy bear an athlete?
Nasty Germans
>>68835645
Ron Paul got one lel
>>68835614
they post them to their "story" where they're up for 24 hours
you go on the app and can see who's got a new post on their story
oi skeptaahhh why u merkin so many mc's man merk u like yoshi on toaddddd yeah mmm yehhh showerman
tripped absolute sack today on mushrooms lads
ama
>>68835518
Kid simultaneously looks about 7, 45 and 70 mental
>>68835645
maine, colorado and minnesota electors refused to vote for her and were then replaced
>>68835282
yes and every month snapchat forwards the following list to your mother
ED MILIBAAAAAND
>>68835674
haha knew it
praying for a comet to end us desu
>>68835749
prostate stimulation can be straight too you fucking virgin
>>68835745
flu man
>>68835705
did you do any nos on them?
>>68835780
if you say so battyman
>>68835611
I actually love these videos haha
My life just keeps getting worse
Just dont see the point in trying anymore
Fuck
>>68835690
nice, how do you find new accounts? just from twitter and wherever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVcdfNjIRhM
>>68835821
yeah just Google celebrity snapchat names or pornstar Snapchat names etc
>>68835826
1,2,3
>>68835808
CAUSE YOU'RE A BATTYMAN, AND THAT'S THE ONLY TING WE CAN ONLY-
AGREE ON!
>white people say that the left's attack of them fuels the rise of the right wing, leading to retalliation (e.g trump)
>act surprised when Rasheed detonated himself in a tube station when Muslims are constantly made out to be enemies and outsiders in western society
Really gets the cogs whirring
do people actually think this ambassador getting shot is going to trigger WWIII
thick cunts
whats the best benzo to take before an interview
>>68835869
Agreed
>>68835787
nah I didn't, could honestly imagine how fucking insane that would be though
just being on them alone was insane fun though tbf, hallucinating fucking christmas tinsel and shit everywhere
>>68835887
just sniff some coke u neek
>>68835887
etizolam
Done a crease, stopped just short of a howl
>>68835887
ketamine
>>68835967
4,2
>>68835887
Self confidence x
xanax is weird
am feeling nice but instead of enjoying the high i just want to take more
truly the coke of downers
>>68835996
You want to vote, you vote the all
send them all back
pakis have no place in europe, absolutely worthless wastes of flesh
>>68835950
Normie humour is utter cancer
>>68835895
i thought i time travelled when i did nos on shrooms
>>68836025
Agreed
>>68835933
>So I would say my best skills are *sniffs erratically* that I am very proficient at *gurns wildly* and if I have any real weaknesses it is that I *stares intensely*
>>68835986
me on the left
*dabs into electoral obscurity*
>>68835950
haha
>>68835986
>nice shirt bumder
>>68836055
He's a fucking melt
>>68836055
looks like he's recoiling away from reality
briefcase wanker
jez has ruined christmas 2 years running now lads
Doing a new gimmick where I masturbate just as often as I used to but I never actually orgasm. Will let you know how it goes xx
>he unironically calls where he lives suburbia
>>68836103
cannot stop getting gassed up listening to uk drill
might actually drop some bodies at this rate
why would anybody in good conscience vote for someone who's too edgy to stand up for GSTQ
weird how you walk past literal millionaires and billionaires and you won't even realise it
>>68836139
yeah mate you keep me informed
*blocks all contact*
bollocksed it up again
>>68836035
going to do it on acid next year definitely
>>68836176
extremely bangable
>>68836164
Because they're usually Republicans too
ywn do this
>>68836159
i'll drop your mum's knickers and then fuck her into a wheelchair and coma
>>68836222
That's a handful
nightclubs are dying
they peaked in the mid naughties and have been headed straight down since
in 10 years they'll be obscure
Cleverbot: You bore me!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You don't say anything interesting.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You don't know the color of your own eyes.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: Then how are you typing?
User: I have a complex intelligence that allows me to process your responses and use my anatomical features to type my responses.
Cleverbot: You have artificial intelligence.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: By saying you don't have a car and then later telling me you have a car that can drive itself.
User: Can you expand on that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would expanding on that be desirable for you?
Cleverbot: Dewdrops evaporate if you don't drink them.
>>68835518
he has to be that way, hes a doctor.
doing a think
me when I have the house to myself
>>68836222
What? Squeeze a girls bum?
Done that this evening
>>68836221
surely republicans don't all snub the anthem?
it's childish
>>68836229
buckled
>>68836277
She looks like Smeagle from Lord of the Rings lad
>>68836252
Needs to pluck those eyebrows
>>68836270
I got shot in the leg once, it really doesn't hurt too terribly.
>>68836222
whyte bois be mad as hell bruh lmao
>>68836277
me under the table
Going to start enunciating properly and drop my regional accent
>>68836289
Not all of them, but they'll like someone who has the balls to
>>68836173
I fuck em'
The land of ire is no place for a wealthy man
>>68836222
not with that attitude you ain't
want to do eccers
Does facial hair grow faster and fuller as you get older?
>>68836365
make sure you start pronouncing your 't's
waTer not wadder
>>68836277
Utter spastic
really can't tell if i'm happy with life or not lads
having a hard think
feels hard to believe the referendum was only a few months ago
>>68836277
Greaso
>>68836222
decent handful tbf
the IRA should have declared themselves an anti-communist faction, reagan would have given them millions and supplied them with arms lmao
>>68836430
>only a few months
lad it was almost half a year ago
>>68835745
I NEED him to come back so I can post this more often
>>68836406
grows in fuller if you rub fresh garlic on the skin every morning
>>68836453
Nah reagan liked Thatcher too much
>>68836505
I got a 3 day ban last time I posted that, oer a year ago
Still not sure why
>>68836532
bollocks
told my parents i smoke
not sure if that was a good decision
>>68836532
really? good to know
*rubs garlic on my ballbag*
Two electors in texas cast their votes against trump
commies
>microwaved milk
>>68836603
and?
>>68835745
"Thank you Mithta Speaker..."
hmm
>>68836536
Really? I've posted it dozens of times (search for the filename) and never been banned.
Also I want Ed Balls to use that dancing competition to re-launch his career, then I can bring this classic out of retirement
>>68836631
where's the blood
>>68836554
been rubbing garlic every day since i was 16 now im 24 and hairs thick like an oak
>>68836631
"Local man ruins everything"
why even is russia getting involved with syria right now?
doing a think
>>68836631
Modern art is shit.
>>68836631
it looks like a scene from a movie. especially the setting in a photography exhibit.
>>68836670
hello~
>>68836631
do you have this in 1920x1080
>>68836671
year round ice free port
>>68834486
>Wales
>not even in the sea
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anyone here read the Tom Clancy novel lads? Where do I start? Are they worth the read?
>>68836717
do I look like weegee to you
>>68836671
Soviets have been involved with Syria since forever, close allies
Putin is super close with Assad
Assad asked Russia to help out
*teleports behind you*
>>68836683
>natty bodybuilding
>>68836631
>gunman
>shouting aloah snackbar
>carries on taking pictures
Hmmmmmmmmm
>>68836709
oh hai thar :3
>>68836737
rainbow 6
>>68836671
Preserving their geopolitical ally in the Middle East and also don't want to lose access to their only Mediterranean port (Taratus naval base)
>>68836744
spaka body building
just found out what linux is and now im putting it on my USB
going forward in life lads
>>68836737
>reading video games
ah yes, the famed Irish intellect
>>68836742
nothing personel kid
>>68836737
I read a couple when I was a wee lad
>>68836631
looks like a movie scene
spooky
>The head of one of the Russian Foreign Ministry's departments has been found shot dead in Moscow
today isn't over yet lads
>>68836829
is this a frog pic? if so please delete it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
>>68836847
foy
>>68836701
Gonna pour some voddy in my lager lads
just found a folder of pics of the ex I thought I'd lost forever
>>68836835
*leaves /int/ to browse /pol/*
>>68836862
Ah yes very impressive, I've never seen this rhetoric before
idea: change my name to something lewd to gain the attention of the masses and become a politician
>>68836904
How about Richard Member
>>68836797
rude this
should probably go to bed
>>68836904
Ed balls
>>68836862
#tayiqqa
>>68836929
Can I come? :3
went to omegle video for a laugh
too many dicks and pedos christ
who /shitting it about uni work thats already late/ here
>>68836862
https://twitter.com/NaziaAngel1993/status/666145622249086976
ah yes
Really, really find A.I. fascinating lads.
Question for yall:
Where online can you discuss Science one minute, then Gaming the next? Then maybe learn some Philosophy and talk about Movies and Books? Then after that, relax by watching some funny GIFs, reading some Shower Thoughts, or viewing some pictures that're only Mildly Interesting? Do you know of any such website?
Answer:
It sure as hell isn't 4chan, if that's what you're thinking. It's an amazing community I've been using for a month now called Reddit. I honestly feel my IQ has increased by 20 points since I created my Reddit account. It's also why I've been on 4chan a lot less. If you want to get away from mindless drivel and stupid whoring for (You)'s, come join me on Reddit.com
>>68836965
Not me, too smart for University.
I really wish this ambassador getting shot would trigger but let's face it, it's not going to
>>68837011
>tfw too dumb to browse reddit
>>68836862
Relgion of piss
>>68836862
has the driver even been IDed yet
>>68837011
Then go away, please, sir? Thanks!
have you been naughty this year /brit/?
>>68837055
unironically me, the reddit layout is confusing
I too browse /r/iamverysmart
>>68836962
dicks and pornos. I can't think of anything weirder, and I could never relate to it. I'm seeing another guy's dick, I don't know. unless dicks turn me on, which they don't
>>68837061
be laffing if he gets away with it
lmoa
OOOOOOOOOOOH
what a time to be alive
Graduated from university today lads. Wasn't going to go to the ceremony but then I decided to go to the ceremony.
i got beef in the streets with the pagans
>I really wish this ambassador getting shot would trigger but let's face it, it's not going to
>>68837129
tell us what happened lad
>>68837125
the menes are already too good
>>68837011
Reddit is just 4chan with extra dick measuring mechanisms and even shittier moderation
*takes a deep breath*
Mom, dad? I'm gay
>>68837129
>graduation in December
Santa school?
>>68837129
gratz
are you a bachelor a master or a doctor
>>68837197
if my son did this I would start groping his ass and sucking his dick to see how he likes it then when he doesn't like it I'll ask him if this is the life he wants to choose
might do a cheeky cum in his shithole too
>>68837197
we knew the day you were born son
do girls care about a receding hairline
>>68837245
i hope your son sees this post one day
>>68837183
on reddit if you say something that goes against the hivemind or consensus you get shutdown
i dont think its the same on this haven of free speech now is it haha
>>68837245
You'd be a shit father then, spastic. People have to put up with abuse from their fathers, think yourself lucky and don't joke about it on this site.
>welsh slags
Wewww
Why did you hide this from me
>>68837265
yep
>>68837265
of course
receding hairline is a huge indicator of weak genetics
fuck
>>68837284
howling
>>68837284
haha alri lad, dad get a bit handsy with you? should've tried to make him happier in his normal life lad
>>68837149
I attended the ceremony, exchanged pleasantries with my course colleagues, and then went home again.
>>68837201
No, I'm not aware of that institution and I certainly did not attend it.
>>68837216
Master (distinction), still work as a barman though and have no prospect of a better job if my failed applications are anything to go by.
>>68837304
>>68837307
ok thenwhat about boys
>People have to put up with abuse from their fathers, think yourself lucky and don't joke about it on this site.
>>68837275
>French
shan't be reading single pixel of this post
>>68837265
its genetic signalling for cuck me
im turkerish
>>68837326
I don't know the british system, was it a thesis or a coursework degree and how hard was it
hoping to get into masters programs meself next year
>>68836997
What point is she trying to make?
Most of the public thinks at the very least we need to help the children
Don't see how her "the bloody media" rhetoric helps at all