/brit/

good edition

WILLIES IN VAGINAS

what's the comfiest you've ever been?

having an argue with the gf lads

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Willies in bums!

>>68831071
MANNY MENTIONED

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tights desu lads

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Unironically going to turn 31 in a few hours. Still haven't put my willy in a fanny before

I really wish I could stop coming to this god forsaken website

if you glorify fascism on an online anime imageboard you are not british

I propose we ban all whites from western europe then there won't be any terrorist attacks, anyone who disagrees is racist

t. white womyn

no it isn't

and you didn't post a comparative map of europe so you can bin this

>>68831076
my first few times on opiates i think

>>68831108
>31
haha alri grandpa off to the home with you

>>68831108
What wizard spells have you acquired?

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Lads, how easy is it to get your testosterone levels checked on the NHS?

I’ve anatomical reason to think they’re low (fucking massive varicocele, looks like I’ve a third bollock), as well as constant tiredness (ruled out loads of reasons why that might be at GPs already), no random boners, some erectile difficulty, and it’s taken me 2-3 years to make the kinds of gains it takes most to make in 6 months at the gym.

Ty Lads, hope you’ve a good night.

willies in willies

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>>68831071
>>68831095
BRUM>MANNY CONFIRMED

>>68831108
surely you'd just hire a prostitute at that point?

Pakis need a good wash edition

01924 wakey on the map

>>68831076
being spooned by Big Keith in the cells and he whispered how we'll keep our love alive even when we've been released

house of balloons was the weeknd's best work

>unknown

oh ok

Reckon I might be a bit too brutal lads

>>68831108
what do you work as

>>68831140
What does having a varicocele have to do with low test?

t. fellow worm-sack owner

>>68831108
I just can't fathom what someone like you is like
Can't picture it desu

>>68831147
at SUCKING WILLY haha

>>68831108
Alri, lad. Another one here in the +30 club.

>>68831138
It seems like I have honed my passive defensive spells. People now subconsciously don't like being around me

>>68831108

Being a virgin at this age is simply incomprehensible to normies. They assume even the most disgusting people have had relationships and sex.

>>68831108
>blaming 4chan

sad!

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best painting ever made in British history

How patrician is your taste art, /brit/?

so world war three is happening...

>>68831181
fuck off poof

https://www.instagram.com/talstephenson/

Should I bang this slag?

would just get a prozzy if i was 25 and a virgin 2bh

>>68831140
An awful long way to say you're a Labour voter

>>68831108
I'll be there in 8 years, I'm a khv and not really planning to lose that status.

>go on facebook
>friends have liked various "tasty" and similar pages' videos
>it's usually random things with lots of cheese and bacon added

ah yes

>>68831108

The genetic lottery is real, and we have lost. We are male. We are ugly. Many have autism of some form. We all have "bad" genes for forming compatible beliefs with normie society. Truly, we are doomed.

>>68831108
I'm 6 months older than you.

Not a weird virgin though desu. And you can't blame 4chan, what the fuck were you doing as a teenager before this shit was going.

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>tfw massive hydrocele

>>68831260
more like 20

>>68831238
do not chat to me

>>68831108
are you that guy who was posting about turning 30 last year at this exact date? i think i remember you

>>68831233
Me on the right

see man driving a german whip

>>68831312
poof music
listen to 21 savage like a normal person instead

JANNY JANNY GIVE US A WAVE

>>68831330
I am. You have a very sharp memory.

>>68831235
I only. There's never gonna be another world war, all you'll get from developed countries is "skirmishes" like the US likes to have where 99.9% of their population isn't even aware there's a war going on.

real wars are over for the West, forever, just forget it. wars are fought with stocks now

Who /kent/ here

Tunbridge wells calling in

>>68831250
how is that even a question?

unless her dad is well scary and knows where you live or something

Where did you grandad's serve in ww2 lads?

One in North Africa one in the Navy but don't know the details

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piss poo wank shit

>>68831357
superb post

>>68831294
think I have testicular cancer but not sure if its that or a cyst or what

how can I tell without going to the gp

might go over to /britfeel/ and complain about my woman troubles there.

NEED a life of adventure lads

what the fuck do I do?

Results of the electoral college when?

>>68831392
they didn't

Going to have some cuddle sessions with escorts and work my way up to sex. There is no way I could just walk in be having sex within 10 minutes having never even kissed a woman before. I would die of a panic attack.

>>68831207
It increases blood pooling in your testicle's veins. Your balls use the movement of this blood to keep them cool, so a fault in this system causes them to warm up.

The reason your balls are external is so they can be kept cool, keeping them warm fucks up their production of sperm and test. Not much of an issue for most, but for those with huge ones like me it can be an big issue.

T. Medfag

>>68831410
Join the army

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Why do people post such inane shite on Facebook? I know I'm going full autist here but fuck me, why would anyone want to watch a toddler name dinosaurs?

>>68831410
join ISIS

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A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride
Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
He reserves the quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
The river

check out THIS

*starts farting and pooing in my trousers*

>>68831411
http://www.270towin.com/live-2016-presidential-election-vote-of-electors/

>>68831385
why do those chairs have bums

>>68831392
One did North Africa/Italy in a stuart tank

the other was literally in prison lmao

>>68831410
one of my dad's friends has spent most of the past 15 years in france/spain, only occasionally returning to sort out benefits

>>68831410
be like that guy from walter mitty

>>68831392

india and germany
great grandad was in north africa

Any more attacks from the religion of peace? Last I checked it was at 3

>>68831449
whoa, what the fuck..........

>>68831392
In the ANZACs, from Sydney, and didn't fight because a retard at training camp accidentally broke a fucking telegraph pole that fell on him and destroyed his collarbone and shoulder plate so he got a neato metal one.

>>68831447
snitching u to the gov x

>>68831392
Had a great uncle who died in the R.A.F, and great grandad shook hand with both churchill and hitler

Terrorism has no religion, remember that before judging a whole religion bc of a group of extremists

>>68831107
very good post

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>>68831437

>truck just slammed into berlin market killing at least 9

ahh yes

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>in Russia this is a delicious drink

Terrorism has a religion, and it's called Islam.

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https://twitter.com/sunny_hundal/status/810952909903069184

>>68831389
>how is that even a question?

I've got high standards

I don't like typically like girls who I don't find that attractive as I think that makes them think that my standards are typically that low haha

>>68831526
were your ancestors anglos ha ha

>>68831465
How? What does he do?

can someone redpill me on wakefield

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>>68831449
Ah yes

Really want to move out but can't land a fucking job

>>68831545
ah yes very intoxicating

southend on sea

>>68831434
SOLDIERS ARE MURDERERS

>>68831447
spreading the religion of peace. truly a wise post, inshallah

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baka

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>>68831527

yeah this....

>>68831392
One in Manchuria, the other was in gallipoli in WW1

they're good dogs brent

>>68831578
that is an impressive shit NGL

>>68831533
really stimulated my synapses

>>68831533
Facebook: people I know doing stuff I don't care about
/brit/: people I don't know doing stuff I don't care about but it's fucking funny.

>>68831608
I can't even speak to someone for 43 seconds without getting bored and looking at memes

>>68831540
happened donkeys ago man, where have you been

>>68831578
hefty

>>68831410
Interrail trip

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>>68831578
>you can literally see where it divided around her thong

>>68831634
these lined up quite nicely good post

>>68831578
would unironically rub the shit all over her arse and stick my cock up it

>>68831533
>I don't trust nobody

So she does trust people

>>68831571
at the moment he has a van that he lives in and he currently does puppet shows in the basque country

>>68831533
>decides to date some massive fuckboi against all better judgement
>get cheated on
>wtf I hate people now

screeching

dem man are hard everybody locked in

>>68831695
nice!

zing!

#gottem

>>68831695
>sjw sky colour denialist btfo by logic

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think my Test is too high lads

How's the footy lads?

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Me

(Read it you NEETs)

>>68831574
mate I've fucking told you about Wakefield before so can't really blame you for being shit scared

>>68831392
one broke his back in burma a week before his entire unit was massacred by the japanese

other was a few years too young

great uncle was a tank commander in western europe and I've got some cool nazi loot he brought back

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>all the information ever collected present within a few clicks
>people spend their time posting about Post Office queues

I miss the old internet before normalfags ruined it with their fucking shitty social media.

Just fuck off already, stop diluting everything.

>>68831695
Why do yanks say stuff like this?

hit the block fresh cut with the lines on the temple

>>68831655
village Internet just downloaded the 15 kb email

>>68831609
>all by Muslims
but woah dude they attacked other Muslims so its ok!

New:

>>>/lgbt/7433760

>>68831775
doing a poo

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*walks towards you*

A new Oswald Mosley, that's what Britain need.

>>68831751
shite

twitter was a mistake

4chan ruins abnormies

normies shouldn't be exposed to that sort of environment

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Really fucking sick of Esquire.
Why don't mens magazines actually cater to men anymore?

>>68831578
I'd like to hike her skirt up and smear the poo all around her bum, but knowing how society loves to see women as the victim I'd probably be considered the pervert.

still can't understand what exactly kicked off WW1. I know Europe was a ticking time bomb and it was likely to occur sooner or later, but why did the Archduke getting killed in Sarajevo specifically seem to make it official?

>>68831574

City about 8 miles south of Leeds famous for rhubarb and coal. Everybody here is a hardman so stay away.

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>>68831724
Women should be banned from social media, it makes them mental.

>>68831853
:(

>>68831824
>in Europe
not for long
>>68831848
Mosley was too highbrow

how many terror attacks will it take before leftists come to their senses?

seems like ISIS could behead the queen on live TV and these mongoloids would be blaming the alt-right for radicalising the innocent muslims

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alri lads

>>68831863
yeah wtf? *grabs article when you aren't looking and puts it in my pocket*

>>68831882
the germans

>>68831863
>Steve Swartz President and CEO

hmm

>>68831882
from my history classes i remember that people thought the killer was sent by a country
dont remember which one

>>68831882
Austrians wanted an excuse to declare war, they used the assassination as an opportunity to give the Serbs demands, Serbs refused. Then it was official.

>>68831574

there's a prison there

>>68831863
>Why don't mens magazines actually cater to men anymore?
magazines are a dying media, so they appeal to women and effeminate men who are both vapid consumers

if you want a good journal or magazine get something smaller or more specific.

wish i was NEET but cant find a legit reason to lose my job

I am 36 years old and a virgin Ask Me Anything you slimy cunts

Birthday in May so it's 36 and a half really.

>>68831882
https://youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY?list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ&t=196

>>68831953

Srbja

>>68831953
Serbia

>>68831570
i'm half english

>>68831392
Didn't cos they were only kids, as for my Great-grandads:

One was a RSM and killed in Italy, 1944
One had a leg missing and had a reserved occupation (steel fabrication) so wasn't allowed to join.
One was killed on a building site two years before the war started.
One was killed serving on HMS Hood when it was sunk.

>>68831929
good post

>>68831882
russia thought they were an empire and so wanted to protect serbia so the germans sided with the austrians then the french sided with the russians because they had been allied for a while to box germany in then germany invaded france through belgium which set off the anglo-belgian alliance and brought the brits in

>>68831882
The bankers the bonuses the daily mail

>>68831984
tell us about the War grandpa

>>68831718
HARD HARD

>>68832005
come home my countryman

>>68831984
what was it like when dinosaurs roamed the earth

>>68832005
shaking my head

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Fucking kek

38 and had sex before lads
ama

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Mummy May makes my willy hard

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Big fan of these photos lads remind me of the Rhodesia photos

>>68831578
This is giving me an erection, must be getting a scat fetish.

>>68831882
Because everyone had alliances that triggered when an ally was attacked.

The Austrians were looking for any excuse to declare on the Serbs, they got it when the Serbs refused to give into their demands after the assassination.

So then the Russians declared on Austria in support of the Serbs and everyone piled in.

>>68831025
i hate bolivia peru and ecuador now

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>>68832066
she give a reason?

>>68832066
Many Muslims believe that shaking hands with members of the opposite sex is not permissible, unless the two individuals are blood-related or married.23 Apr 2014

>>68832075
You could be a secret sub and getting hard off second hand humiliation.

>>68831919
what are your proposals for what to do mate?

>>68832072
LEATHER TROUSERS

V
E
R
Y

P
R
I
C
Y

>>68832073
Ooh I'm ard, I've got two guns

>>68832024
>>68832046
Dont know because I spent my entire 20s glued to motherfucking Eve Online.

>>68831882
autria-hungary attack serbia, russia allied to serbia start militarising, germany allied to austriahunggary, france allied to russia.

Germany pre-emptively attack france, but instead of going across the fortified border they go through neutral belgium (britain have a defensive treaty with) britain join the war on frances side

then japan jumps in, and later the ottomans and last americans
all kicks off

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>>68831882

anyone ever seen an ass hose?

germans have a weird relationship with their poo

>>68832107
I don't think so, getting the urge to shag her shitty little arsehole and finger her mouth with my shit stained finger in front of her mates.

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>rhodesia

>>68832073
aren't these the proto-SAS

>>68831882
It was the year Adolf Hitler became possessed by the devil and a great calamity befell the world.

>>68832180
Sadist then, fair enough

>>68832178
you have a shelf to look at it in your toilets don't you?

Stop begin a nihilistic and learn...

https://www.oswaldmosley.com

The Armenian Genocide never happened

what should I draw ?

>>/qa/894474

wew lad

>>68832180
go to germany you freak

Pretty sure the guy I work with is a 33 year old virgin haha

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HERE'S THE STORY OF RHODESIA

computer science looks hard

just made a twitter lads, post your handles

>>68832239
me x

>>68832173
A fine publication indeed

ALLA DAT ALLA DAT ALLA DAT

>>68832239
nigel farage driving a truck into a mosque

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Wwyd lads?

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>Neverton

AND I'VE NEVER MET A NOICE SAAF AFRICAAAAAN

saw a really fit girl in the shop just now

she saw me staring at her and called me a perv

little does she know all i long for is a gf, not a body

>>68832224
some toilets do

it's fucking grim 2bh sitting in your own stink

>>68832222
Her turd has awoken something inside me.

>>68832253
Nothing wrong with it mate fuck off.

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>>68831025
just fyi our mixture of heritages comes basically form native americans, europeans and africans, there is not a single muslim around here

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>>68832228
>Stop begin a nihilistic

>>68832273
they look so british

>>68832275
@WilliesAndBums

>Want to replace a pair of jeans
>Type in the item name on the shop website
>3 different pairs of jeans in identical colours with identical names and identical descriptions
>One £19.99, One £24.99 and One £29.99

Hmm I just wanted to get exactly the same because I know I like them

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>Everton

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>>68832275

Maybe is not a terrorist attack, just an accident.

>>68832316
MEET ME AT THE CLUB

My great granddad survived WW1 and then brought home a 'dud' German trench mortar bomb as a souvenir.

It went off in the living room a few years later and only my grandmother survived.

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Been thinking a lot about what a gun barrel must taste and feel like

>>68832289
That's from a series of images about one night stands, not rape.

>>68832281
skeng

>>68832289
get her some eggs

back from gym lads

ate a large portion of some peng chilli I made this evening, with rice and broccoli hehe

>>68832273
me bottom right with the TINY LITTLE ARMS

>>68832322
what happened to rhodesians in the end? did they all get killed to a man?

>>68832275
BeataLilith

A photon is it's own antiparticle. A photo going forward in time is the same as an antiphoton going backward in time. But a photon IS an antiphoton, A photo travels at the speed of light where time has no meaning, To a photon from the cosmic background radiation, the big bang and now are the same time.

>>68832359
robot dick

>>68832363
I didn't say it was

>>68832334
*doesn't look up from the FT*
mm it's supposed to get warmer in the week though

>>68832376
Gonna get the shits la

My name's Wiley yeah play my song then

>>68832274
it's easy

>>68832249
try again lad

>>>/qa/894474

>>68832400
we all know time doesnt really exist mate try again

>POOVERTON

>>68832444
how

>>68832116

civil war, remove all muslims from europe, plenty of room in the desert for them to have their little battles

I'll again lads
Work wont be pleased

>>68832461
just think logically innit

>>68832273
afrikaners>rhodesians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ
>he's so tall, and handsome as hell
what did she mean by this? i thought height didn't matter

objects don't exist unless they are perceived

when is that fucking cunt going to get rid of the wordfilters

been over a year now

Why isnt Berlin trending on Twitter?

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>>68832386
they either got kicked out and went to South Africa/other countries or were stubborn and stayed.

reminder that the peak white population of Rhodesia was only just under 300k

Now I need a gf who will let me shag her shit stained arsehole, any tips?

> The driver is a Bitish citizen of Canadian origin.

What?

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brevik should be president of europe

>>68831025
From the whitest country in the America, i say, hi

>>68832413
why?

Today I've eaten 2840 calories, 178g protein, 48g fibre, at a cost of £6.72 :)

>>68832526
delete this

Remember when everyone said the Glasgow bin lorry rampage was Muslims. Lel

>>68832526
Whats got you confused lad

>>68832478
Hahaha this twat can't even spell

How sick do you have to be to justify not going into work?

Never taken time off sick before, don't want to seem like I'm pulling a sicky

Imagine being an Everton fan, not only having to watch the most boring game of the season but losing to an injury time goal.

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I'm listening to Crywank right now lads

>>68832476
right cool so you don't know what you're on about, good stuff

the 'seek is a bit slow for me tonite
might have to use the 'rrent

synthpop was fucking sick senpai

>>68832590
I just call in when I don't feel like going

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>>68832545
>48g fibre

>>68832545
And you're still a boring cunt.

>>68832447
made a post in the thread, see if you can spot it

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>>68832498

alright bishop

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>>68832526

>>68832143
>spending the best years of your life in front of a computer
Haha, pathetic... I'd never do something so foolish

i know i believe in nothing but it is my nothing

I'm on a hype ting and you can't stop me
My names Eski if you don't know me
I'm on a hype ting and you can't stop me
My names Eski if you don't know me
I'm on a hype ting and you can't stop me
My names Eski if you don't know me
I'm on a hype ting and you can't stop me
My names Eski if you don't know me
Eski-Boy, Whats my name now
Eski-Boy, Eski Boy
Eski-Boy, Whats my name now
My names Eski-Boy
Whats my name now, Eski-Boy (ow)
Eski-Boy, (listen up yeah)
Eski-Boy
My names Eski-boy

>>68832621
what about it?

note: fruit juice is bordrline poison

>>68832623
>anyone that takes care of their body is boring

aaah yes

>>68832604
lmao i was at an afterparty with them two weeks ago smoking spliffs until 8 am

>>68832605

paki filth

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>>68832285
As per request

Posting photos of trucks is intelligent humor?

>>68832663
great album 2bh

>>68832636
our year la

wicked and bad what where you're babies goo goo gagagaga

i dont know much
but i know i love you

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>>68832590

You dont need to be sick at all

>RING RING
>Hello this is (work)
>Hello its anon, i cant come into work today
>Oh why is that
>i have the shits
>okey dokey, get well soon

>>68832543
hello fellow european

i opened schrodingers box and found pavlovs dog

I don't know much
but I know you're a cunt

>>68832690
it's humour mr dago

>>68831025
>southern Brazil as white as New Mexico
Are the memes lying to me?

>>68832675
That's not why you're a fucking boring cunt.

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>>68832739

>>68832714
Do you do the sick voice?

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>>68832704
>our year la

>>68832806
wrong

someone else murdered a chicken which i then cooked for dindins to not be wasteful

>>68832821
Who ever is the second post below this one is Tim so call him a twat

>>68832821
FUCK

>>68832604
Good album

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what did she mean by this

>>68832872
>lol

bin her sharpish laddo

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my first waifu

No idea what his latest effort is, but that bloke really is a cretin. I 'think' he is formerly known as Chutney and was the flat mate of that weird ponce Shackerooni who wrote for fmttm. Remarkably average individual with delusion of grandeur. An outside of the clique but kissed enough inner circle behind to get the full protection of fmttm admin.

>>68832872
Wants you to make a move on her.

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>>68832872
>green bar

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>>68832774
>dago

It does not even exist as a name here but I searched the name in google and a cool and badass man appears.

>>68832920
correct

in skengs we trust

>>68832916
considering it

>>68832927
i got that
too scared though

>>68832920
GOOD post

>>68832949
big black rusty ones

was really looking forward to the turkey assassination being the top news story

was starving myself of information too, like avoiding the results before motd

some german terrorist attack instead

rolling 10 gal up in that skwad

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>>68832920
>he thinks his alan is smug

>>68832936
It's an alteration of diego, a pejorative for southern european [chiefly spaniards]

>>68832960
where the opps at

>>68832839
you just reminded me to cook up some clearance section chicken breasts I got earlier that will go off if I don't

thanks

flatmates are watching Kevin Hart and i don't think i've ever seen a less funny comedian

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>>68832920
No titties allowed on a blue board

>>68832988
i started the gimmick, don't tell me what to do

>>68832994
im tryna smoke me one

>>68833019
t. janny tor

>>68832953
>too scared though
The ability to push past the fear is what separates you from the runts.

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>tfw hang on the side of train like a poo in loo as it leaves so I don't have to walk the length of the platform

>>68833060
christmas now anyway, won't see her for over a month

>sister is going to buy an £800 macbook air tomorrow despite only using word and the internet

actually such a runt I might just chin her

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its been a big year

>>68833086
You should chin your whole family, m8

>>68833086
Macbooks are the only good laptops on the market unfortunately