You need to have all these qualities to be considered white

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>>68830522
I was close, failed only last one. Can I be at least mulatto or quarteron?

>>68830522
I have all except my hair is dark brown , am I white mrs.raceproffessor ? :d

>I am slav.
>South slav gray skin
>brown eyes
>brown hair (thic but not too curly)
>179cm
>I am slav
>brown nipples
>I drink milk often and fart it out
>VERY hairy legs and ass
>I am slav

>>68830522

i can check all except: my hair is ash-brown, the beard red-brown. can i still be considered white?

i feel a little blackamoor-ish sometimes :-(

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>>68830522
>>Pale skin
Yes
>>Blue or Green eyes
Blue
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Red
>>Be at least 180cm tall
192cm
>>Pink nipples
Yes
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
Red
>>lactose tolerant
Yes
>>Non black body hair
Yes
>>Not a slav
My ancestors are British and Swiss


Damn, it feels good being white. I couldn't imagine being a nigger or something else.

>>68830522
According to your definition, no, but luckily I don't care about the opinions of autistic 12 year olds such as yourself

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>lactose intolerant
>white

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>>68830522

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>>68830522
applies to me, but according to int I'm definetly white

My dick is literally brown as fuck, almost black but my hair is light brown and my beard blondish/redish.
Fucking race plebs, being a raceless mutt is the way to go faggits

>>68830522
Yes
Green
Light brown
184cm
yep
red
yep
yep
anglo


Guess I'm white

>Pale skin
yes
>Blue or Green eyes
yes
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
brown
>Be at least 180cm tall
186
>Pink nipples
yes
>Blonde, brown or red beard
yes
>lactose tolerant
yes
>Non black body hair
yes
>Not a slav
yes

I'm not white tho

>>68830522
Yeah

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Is he white? Guess his ethnicity

>>68831971
>reading comprehension

>>68832464
you look like a chicano

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>>68830522
>>Not a slav

I almost qualified, my grandpa was Polish

>Pale skin
>Blue
>Light brown
>Pink nipples
>Lactose tolerant
>Non black body hair
>Not a slav

But I'm 162.5 cm :(

>>68830522
I have grey eyes, do I pass ?

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>>68830522
>pale as snow
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>192cm
>not sure about my nipple's color, between pink and brown
>blonde beard
>lactose intolerant, feelsbadman
>dark bodyhair and dark eyebrows
>not a slav

fuck you

>>68832184
the girl on the right looks like a young, female Putin

I had blonde hair when I was a kid, is that good enough?

>>68834283
putin is finnic like those girls

>>68834307
no, you've turned to spic now. accept it

>>68834283
Putins mother is finn

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>red hair
>white

>>68830522
>>Pale skin
check
>>Blue or Green eyes
check
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
check
>>Be at least 180cm tall
check
>>Pink nipples
check
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
check
>>lactose tolerant
fuck. im lactose intolerant
>>Non black body hair
check
>>Not a slav
check

>>68830522
You forgot one thing, slanted or smokey eye

>>68830522
I am a Jew and I have literally every one of those features. Am I the fabled "white jew?"

Even got the blue eyes. Like light refracted through pure, untainted waters.

>>68832464
No

>>68834823
An honest to god lactose tolerant jew? I refuse to believe that

>>68830522
>Pale skin
no
>Blue or Green eyes
no
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
no
>Be at least 180cm tall
yes
>Pink nipples
yes
>Blonde, brown or red beard
no
>lactose tolerant
yes
>Non black body hair
no
>Not a slav
im a slav

>>68830522
>>Pale skin
check
>>Blue or Green eyes
fail
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
fail
>>Be at least 180cm tall
check
>>Pink nipples
ch-check
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
red and black so..
>>lactose tolerant
check
>>Non black body hair
fail
>>Not a slav
check

I'm half french half black irish. I look like a slightly ayyrab white person

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>>68834538
Red hair occurs naturally in 1–2% of the human population. It occurs more frequently (2–6%) in people of northern or western European ancestry, and less frequently in other populations.

Why does being white have so many conditions but for being black you just have to be black?

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if you have heritage outside of the brightest yellow areas, you are NOT white

>>68830522
you missed few
>bisexual
>multicultural
>tolerant
>muslim
>raise another mans child
>progressive
>non-binary sexual

>>68832034
t. Muhammed Abdul

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>>68835886
t. butthurt joo

>>68833966
r u a grill?

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>>68835558
>All your ancestors were from the yellow area
>You've got brown hair and hazel eyes
>Also you're a russian
Why?

>>68836080
>All your ancestors were from the yellow area
It only takes one rusty link in chain.

>>68830522
My father is mother is Moroccan and my father is Turkish.
I'm white.

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>>68836191
I hate USSR for it's """"""Peoples' Friendship"""""".

>>68830522
Lol i only fail at the body hair. I'd imagine there are few blondes with blonde pubic hair or chest hair. I'm as aryan as it gets desu but not white then

>>68830522
>>Pale skin
Check, prone to sunburns
>>Blue or Green eyes
Blue
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Red
>>Be at least 180cm tall
185
>>Pink nipples
Check
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
I shave, will grow in my late 20s
>>lactose tolerant
Eggnog is great
>>Non black body hair
Check
>>Not a slav
Germanic

I pass

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>>68830522
>not a slav
good thing we're germanic

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>>68836383
>prone to sunburns
that's sucks tbqh

>>68836602
I live in Texas. Save me.

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>>68830522
I am white?

>>68830522
i have brown eyes and lots of black body hair. Am i secretly a t*rk?

>>68835459
Rangas are the thinking man's fetish

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>tfw too small to be white

suffering

Dont forget pink boipuss

>>68830522
pale skin
green eyes
dirty blonde hair
1.80 cm
black body hair
half slav

shieeet