Why Russia ;_; Isn't there enough cheap wodka to go around?

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>>68812525
Tell it to this guys

>>68812525
Government has raised excise taxes so the cheapest is about 200 roubles, good quality 500

>>68812736
Thats pretty cheap friendo

>>68812763
Pretty fucking cheap when your monthly wage is 10-18k rub.

>>68812783
>russpoors

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>>68812812
Its not even funny you know.
I wanna commit suicide but I'm too pathetic to do that.

here the hobos used to drink windwasher liquid but when we joined eu,eu legistlation forced us to denaturate the alcohol in those,so couple of deaths ensued.

now they mainly use opiates or drink hand desinfectant

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>>68812829
But at least you´re getting rid of the worst bydlos m8, or who are the ones dying? Also why don´t you just brew your own drinks?

>>68812853
>worst bydlos
they regenerating everytime

>>68812525
Hawthorn tincture (96% ethanol) costs 30¢ for 100 gramms, while cheapest vodka is 2,5$

>>68812829
Instead of killing yourself, why don't you risk your life doing something crazy like parkour? If you fuck up you'd probably die anyway, and if you don't you are no longer depressed and you're having fun.

Plus, Russians doing parkour is a pretty popular meme. Try it, maybe?

why can't you faggs just buy vodka its turbo cheap

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>>68812525
>savior of the white race!!!
>Russia will save us from degeneracy!!1

>>68812989
Well some faggots who cant into good job will always says that they dont have money for it

>>68812974
Thats pretty cheap

>>68812985
Russians do it already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rlmp130RQg

>>68813030
He looks like finnish desu

>>68812985
>Russians doing parkour is a pretty popular meme
Nevafoget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os-E0g96cxE

>>68812783
That buys you hundred litres. How much do you drink?

>>68812985
>doing something crazy like parkour? If you fuck up you'd probably die anyway,

You have just a good a chance of really hurting yourself and being in a great deal of pain.

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>>68813054

>>68813054
I din't imply he wasn't

>>68813096
Imo better than hanging yourself in some boring ass commieblock.

>>68813038
Good parkour skills

Russians are fucking niggers they should all die hope that Trump and Chinks will nuke you to death

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>these are the same people who hacked into the US html mainframe and accessed the isopalavial interface and changed the fractal drive measures and made trump president

All under obammas watch according to democrats

>>68813153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaS-Opd9DOM

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>>68813180

>>68813218
Freerun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUOHlEdXX10

>>68813180
What did he hope was going to happen? Some of these people are silly.

Why are Russians so mysterious?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvf92j8a0B0

>>68813440
Russian soul told him - "Don't give a fuck man" or russian "Пoхyй".

https://youtu.be/gsTEjAJxF3w

>>68812783
You probably earn 20-30k SEK here after tax. 0,7l vodka costs 200SEK.

>>68812525
>Isn't there enough cheap wodka to go around?

A bottle of good vodka cost 500-700 rubles, while minimum wage in Russia is 7500 rubles.

>>68812974
>cheapest vodka is 2,5$

$3.25, they have risen the minimum price.

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>>68813473
>Russian Astronauts

>>68813616
The cheapest vodka I have ever seen since January was some shitty local booze for like 130 rubles/0,5.
So let's say that some alcoholic russkiy earn 10k rubles for cleaning toilets so he can buy ~80 bottles of wodka, it's 2,6 bottles every day or 1,3 liters of woda daily. Pretty cheap, I dunno why people still use methanol and other stuff, there is no reason for that

>>68813616
Switch to the superior Scotch whisky m8.

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>>68813473
>Astronauts

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>>68813395
>>68813494
>>68813065
Shit like this almost makes me want to live in Russia. Alchohol, laughs, carelessness and dumb shit. You guys seems like just my type.

But from all the things I hear about Russia from Russians also makes me think it's a shitty and boring place.

>>68813781
And let's not forget about SHABASHKA which can give to russki alcoholic about 30% of his monthly salary. He can spend it for food or extra vodka. Also cigarettes.

>>68813831
My favorite one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCKm0DKkq3I

>>68813800
>implying it's possible to buy Scotch whisky anywhere outside of the biggest cities in Russia
>implying a poor Russian bydlo alcoholic earning 10-15k rubles/month could afford it

>>68813891
>2:48

Sometimes it ends like that.

ngs.ru/articles/2347683/

>>68813616
>minimum wage in Russia is 7500 rubles.
You wot m8, you meant the lmminimal wage?

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>>68813903

You ruskies should worry about your insane inflation instead of your pissvodka

>>68813891
>2:49

That looks fun as shit lmao

>>68814034
Yeah but what can we do about it

>>68813180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5H7r88tPz0

>>68813781
>1,3l of Vodka a day

Jesus fuck, do Russians have two livers or is your cheap vodka less than 40%?

>>68812829
Vlad no ;_;

>>68814122
If all of you use 10% of your valuta as toiletpapier, rouble will skyrocket higher as ever

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>>68814185
Jokes aside, you catch me.
My real name is Vlad (Vladislav).

Do you Russbros do dumb shit on a regular basis, or is that just a meme?

>>68813903
Are there really people in Russia who earn only 10k rubles a month? Isn't that less than $175?

>>68814220
Most people are really dumb, yes.

>>68814243
Yes there are.
Nobody cares how you are going to survive with this.

>>68814172
It's 40%. Two livers yeah - one for the body and one for mysterious russian soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhpTVaXCgvs

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>>68814172
>is your cheap vodka less than 40%

It wouldn't be vodka then.

>>68812525
Wat

>>68814277
did he die

>>68814324

He was never alive in the first place.

>>68814203

What "valuta" are you talking about?

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>>68814360
How many do you have?

>>68814248
Would taking magic mushrooms on a bus and seeing where it goes and trying to find your way back be a slav-tier crazy thing to do?

>>68814243
One of my acquaintances lives in Moscow and earns 15k rubles (he has got a meme degree and no skills), so in regions it's very probable that people earn very little amount of money.

>>68814393
je snapt het grapje niet

>>68813038
Good on the lad for taking it so calmly.

>>68814418
I don't think so, Russians don't get along with drugs usually. Except for alcohol, of course.

>>68814457
If you dared a Russian like the ones in the videos in this thread to do it, would he?

>>68814418
My friend did it when he drank himself to a memory loss. It wasn't intentional though.

>>68812525
they probably had half their brain melted by krokodil abuse anyway
i feel bad for russia, we've forced them into even more poverty than they already had

>>68814393

Are you a jew or what? Why are you replying to my question with a question?

>>68814418
Yeah just like fucking your porch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8AEG1XRr5o

>>68814489
I don't think that Russians who would be willing to do it sit here, ameribro.

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>>68814144
ZA WORDDDOOOO

>>68814292
>260 roubles for 1l of Vodka
>The cheapest trash vodka here is 20 bucks for 0,75l

I'm scared to think what that vodka in your pic tastes like.

>>68814539
Good point. I like to think all Russians are a bit ballsy when it comes to this stuff, though. Like it's part of their genes or something.

>>68814578
Like rubbing alcohol diluted with tap water
t. vodka pro

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>>68814578

I wouldn't dare to try.

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>>68814527
It's like he just downed a bottle of Vodka and he's trying to do pushups.

>>68814513
Dumb questions get dumb replies. Im giving you a solid method to up the value of your rouble

>slav qts
Westerners you still can save her, it's not over yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSMQO4ayJb0

>>68814678
We should leave only one (1) ruble and we will be rich as fuck. Good tip master Jew.

>>68814760
But who will own this ruble

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>>68814790
You know who...

That's nothing desu.
Gramps told stories about some russians that served with him, they used to put shoe polish on bread, wait until bread absorbes alcohol and eat it. Now that was fucked up.

>>68814790
Nobody. But who gives a fuck when you live in a rich country, right?

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>>68814760

Why not to abolish money at all?

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>>68814853

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What do Slavic girls like in men?

>>68815056
Money.

>>68815056
Paper and plastic.

>>68814853
This is desguisting desu
But it reminds me of gummy bears impregnated with vodka.

>>68814853
jesus fucking christ

>>68815122
>gummy bears impregnated with vodka.
That's actually good. Ever tried vodka melon?

>>68814853
Well, it's certainly more creative that they usual drinking of Eau de Cologne.

>>68815190
No lol what's that? I googled it and there are some obscure picture of upside-down bottle of vodka thrusted in watermelon. I can imagine the taste of it and it must be pretty terrible
I don't like vodka at all.

>>68815275
You take a big melon, and put a half-liter of vodka into it with a suringe, then leave it in refrigirator for 24 hours. Tastes heavenly, actually, but only if you didn't put too much vodka.

>>68815275
That's a first.

I don't really like vodka to begin with. The only hard liquor I can drink pleasurable is whisky.

Do Russians ever drink something lighter than vodka?

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>>68812525
why do russians drink so much
pls stop you are killing you're selves

>>68815402
We usually just drink beer and girls drink wine.
Also I like ciders

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>>68815402
Do you like rum?

>>68815402
They drink beer and wine more than vodka.
Also, vodka can be really light if distilled improperly.

>>68815336
this is bullshit, i tried doing it with both the bottle and the syringe, on a watermelon
syringe just creates pockets of booze inside the watermelon
if you put bottle in a carved hole it hardly moves

maybe with cantaloupe it works better

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>>68815495
Not really but I suppose I hate the white ones more than the brown ones.

>>68815487
Never had cider actually, I should try it once.

>>68815566
Try Captain Morgan and coke. It's bretty gud.

>>68815532
You just picked a hard melon, m8.
Melon must make a noice like dry bread crumbling when you squeeze it. Also waiting until it absorbs vodka is necessary.

>>68815601
I think I'll try this sometime. How long does it take to absorb the vodka max?

>>68812829
just move to europe and say you're gay, possibly muslim. You'll get a free house.

>>68815595
I have, I find that sweet soft drinks make every kind of alcohol taste horrible.

I can down a gin-tonic though, those aren't sweet at all.

>>68815665
24 hours in cold dry place. 500 mls of vodka for 5-7 kg melon. Dont forget to inject in different positions and cover the suringe holes with something.

I go shopping and see pensioners buying only trash quality bread and meat paste so they can save money and afford their industrial chemical vodka. All the time.

Hopefully this habit dies off with the old people. If I'd had to be a responisible adult in the 80s and 90s I'd probably have an addiction too.

>>68815479

Death to many people is more preferable than existence inside of Russia.

>>68815699
It didn't work with CIS countries, they probably will send me back.

>>68816020
Tell them Putin took everything you have and killed your family.

>>68814513
The dutch are known to be stingy.

>>68816020
Just go insult some police and ask someone to take photos, then you can say they beat you in russia because of your political views or something.

>>68813171
Also hacked refugee brains to make them rape.

>>68816020
>It didn't work with CIS countries

Simply write on your application this:

>Slaves
>White

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>>68815723
The only acceptable soda to mix with alcohol is grapefruit soda. Tonic water is great with gin though, as you say.

>>68814853
That's an old habit over here too, the russkies are just following their finnish genes

>>68814853
When I went to a military school last year of high school we would put bread over a glass and put hand sanitizer on it to get drunk lol

>>68819846
you are russian now

>>68812525
That wasn't bath oil.
And lots of people often "try to get drunk" on that.

>>68812736
Did they raise excise taxes on other alcohol like beer?

I've read that the Russian government finally started branding beer as an "alcoholic drink", so different regulations were put on.

>>68812853
>Alcohol market expert Vadim Drobiz says up to 12 million Russians, or about one twelfth of the population, drink cheap surrogate alcohol.
I'm completely fine with 12 million r*ssians dying tbqh
That would be 12 million less problems in the world.

>>68821573
That's harsh, m8. They might be related to you.

>>68821634
Considering there's 140 million of the animals crawling around in the world a few million dying here or there is meaningless. 41 dying from natural selection is spitting in the ocean.

>>68821707
Pekka, you're scaring me.

>>68812829
I will let you come here in exchange for a hot sister/cousin of yours.

>>68821442
What was it?

If I was russian, I would just grow a bit dope in the backyard and smoke it to find meaning in life.

>>68813030
>slavs
>white

>>68822041
"Hacтoйкa бoяpышникa" is an essence, extracted from hawthorn with raw spirit (70%). In small dozes it's reciped for pacients with heart diseases.
It's widely used among post-USSR homeless and alcoholics due to its price. Hacтoйкa бoяpышникa is distributed in pharmacies.

>>68822503
*patients

>>68822251
>grow a bit dope

And get imprisoned for 15 years. Is drug-producing legal in your country?

>>68813541
I can't find any that cheap, is it weaker than usual or something?

>>68822824
https://www.systembolaget.se/dryck/sprit/vanlig-vodka-1001
https://www.systembolaget.se/dryck/sprit/koskenkorva-vodka-5301
>>68822681
RAMP?