/cum/

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>tfw was born 1994
>tfw memories didn't start developing until 2001 (my earliest memory is 9/11)
>tfw no 90's memories

me on the left

>>68806576
You can do anything in Texas. Climb a mountain, be a liberal hippie or a rich oilman, racemix with the daughters of rich oilmen, etc

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Elves were made for _____

never look to the past cause is already dead

>>68806597
90's music was the shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

I'm pretty straight but i would suck Tom Cruise's dick, like how can a man be so handsome.

>>68806638
orc cock

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When will they learn?
>>68806638
loving

>>68806555
>what's pirating like in Mexico?
Like a bag of salty coins
>you guys ever get DMCA warnings?
The what
>>68806570
I download all my shit through there

Fight me

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WHAT UP WHAT UP YOUTUUUYOUTUUUUBEEEE

>>68806654
they all are manlets

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>>68806661
>the begals were actually kind of good a couple years ago
>andy dalton chokes in the playoffs

>>68806638
Making toys.

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>>68806597
90's were pic-related exactly.

>>68806668

What if he has a feminine penis, what then.

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>>68806638
gently cuddling. Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy gobblin

post your favorite 90's song

hard mode: no contrarian shit, it had to be a hit song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqu132vTl5Y

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>>68806675
Jolie Olie comin' at'cha, with CustomGrow420! The channel designed for cannabis patients and adults! Alright man...

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>>68806637
Sounds like fun, why do people hate Austin?

>>68806668
j*nny confirmed tom cruise

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>>68806706
you are 100% correct and i hadn't considered

post has been deleted

>>68806739
compared to the rest of texas, it's really leftist and hipster. Full of artfags and college kid music bands.

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>>68806699
>that'll never happen to me

>>68806626
They don't want you to know what it was like before 9/11...

>>68806739
Only altright cucks hate it.
Everyone else loves it.

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>>68806763
Makes sense now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YgKALtqoL0

>>68806791
Yeah I'm not really part of the crowd, but I had fun when I went there.

I just wouldn't live there though. It'd be unbearable after a few weekends.

Show me a better stoner sound, /cum/. Protip: You can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAE6Gah_zHo

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>>68806799
>posting nyanners
fuck nyanners

>>68806815
when is this retarded stoner gonna die?

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Soy la puta personal de anon y solo puedo sobrevivir si me dan un YOU.
please give me a you.
I wrote in two languages. give me a fucking you since i am autist that is an attentionwhore.

>>68806819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEVJjH1I3s4

>>68806830
Never. he is the Weed God.

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>>68806799
>nyanners

my current monitor is an old tv that's monitor sized

I think the real resolution is 720p but when I set it to that all the edges are cut off. Also, everything's extremely fuzzy, I can barely read anything and greentext is light enough to be mostly incomprehensible. The only resolution that doesn't cut the edges off is one that's too big so things are even more fuzzy. It really sucks.

>>68806831
You forgot to speak in French but it's okay you whore have a you
*cums*

>>68806815
Where does he get the money for all this shit?

>>68806714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

those memories

>>68806851
download your graphics drivers and change the scaling

>>68806626
>tfw born in 1993
>have memories from 1997 and 1998

Are you retarded?

>>68806831
You es la mejor idol conchetuamdre
ZENKOKU ZENSHIN YOUSORO!!!

>>68806831

I will love you no matter what.

>>68806865
He's a youtube "celebrity" also I think he lives in Cascadia the weed capital.

>>68806865
He literally gets paid to smoke now, lives for free pretty much since so many ppl are sponsoring him and giving him free weed, rigs, etc etc. In the beginning though, I don't know.

>>68806865
Jewtube gold. He also lives in Washington State and gets money to sponsor certain weed stores.

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Goodnight /cum/ its 4:20Am here so I'll go to sleep, have a nice dream!

>>68806881
I have sparse memories of 1999 and 2000, but I don't really count them as memories since they're like 2 seconds long.

2001 was when I can finally recall entire days of my life, and start recalling important cultural things in my past. I just hate how all my peers consider themselves 90's kids, but I know damn well none of them remember shit from the 90's.

>>68806881
> born in 91
> the earliest memory i have wasn't until middle school when a girl said she liked me and i said i was gay because i was still scared of girls

>>68806638
Deep, meaningful relationships.

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>it's 4:20 AM

>>68806918
lol

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>>68806911

Goodnight chilly.

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>>68806918
>and i said i was gay

But anon...

Wonder if I should drink a third cup of tea

>>68806714
best one coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iKFn8dlxX8

>>68806915
Yeeee I feel ya. There's people I know born in 1997 that call themselves 90's kids, and will post cartoons from the 2000s with ONLY 90s KIDS REMEMBER THIS.

90s babby maybe.

>>68806626
you dont remember anything before you were 7?

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>>68806911
hahahaha 420 weed
em I right DUDE WEED

when i was a kid, a girl who liked me dance this song for me, i'll never forget it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_hRh8AGNk

i feel old now

>>68806626
how is this possible? my earliest memories are from when i was still in diapers and i can remember loads of stuff from when i was 3-4 years old.

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>>68806597
I'm not gay but goddamn Brad pitt was fucking attractive

been sippin on like 32oz of coffe from mcd's.

That caffeine overload holy shit

you can only post in this thread if you are over 30

This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC. There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn't exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever 'really gone against him' (you'll see what I mean later).

Nobody would go against him because he had a reputation. At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, "If there anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!" In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, "because anyone who does believe in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that he is God, and yet he can't do it." And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. The students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.

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>>68806978
>I'm not gay but
>but

>>68806877
it's still shit

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>>68806985

Well, a few years ago, there was a freshman who happened to get enrolled in the class. He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about this professor. He had to take the class because it was one of the required classes for his major and he was afraid. But for 3 months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said or what the class thought. Nothing they said or did could ever shatter his faith, he hoped.

Finally the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!" The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom. The professor shouted, "You FOOL!! If God existed, he could keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!" He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleats of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away, unbroken.

The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man and then ran out of the lecture hall. The young man who had stood up proceeded to walk to the front of the room and share his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of his power through Jesus.

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>>68806930
>>68806941
she ended up getting really THICC in the best possible way and I've masturbated to her myspace pictures regularly.
Unsurprisingly, I remain a 25 year old khv to this day.

>>68806952
she is cute

>>68806626
>first memory was calling my sister a jerk because she was hogging the tv
>got my ass chewed for it
I think that's why I hate authority so much.

>>68806990
You can still be heterosexual and admit when another man is attractive 2bh

>>68806997

khv?

>>68806714
will always be comfy for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

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>>68806983
If you are over 30 on here, you fucked up to be honest.
>>68806998
Yes, kumiko is something else. Gay and cute, but cute

>>68807000
>could've reasoned with your sister and made a deal with her
>be an ass instead

you probably deserved it, anon

>>68807026
>gay

No fucking way. Is this anime yuri too? Jesus christ. Every anime with a cute protag is yuri nowadays.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oRAeUmy66f

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>>68807026
>he thinks this doesn't apply

see you in 10 years kid

>>68807027
Probably. But if you knew anything about my sister, you would understand. Such a fucking jew, even to this day.

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>>68807045

>>68807041
>kyoto animation
>canon homosex
nice meme

Bout to start watching that series, The Young Pope.

Anybody here give it a go? I hear it's good.

>yuri
>gay

yuri is pure, not gay like the impure love between two men desu

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shiet my lucky charms

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>>68807065

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X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>have lesbian best friend
>super attracted to her, pale brunette short hair qt
>she wants to hang out all the time
>we usually lay together in bed and play video games or watch YouTube
>lay against her and get raging boner every time
>she probably sees and ignores it
>say we love each other but are not in a relationship
I'm just setting myself to get cucked by a hipster lesbian holy shit lmao

>>68807021
kissless, hugless, virgin

although today I felt my first ass
i was in a packed crowd and a girl was trying to squeeze by and i put my hands at her ass level when she went by. it felt amazing but i feel like such a fucking pervert now.

>>68807066
Best original series of the year and criminally underrated. You'll love it, m8.

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>>68807025
rly make you thing

>>68807082
Nice.

You watched the whole thing already?

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>>68807077

>>68807080
Dude I wish I was you, go for it.

>>68807077
>>68807065
top fucking banter

where did it all go, buds?

>>68807081

How can you be hugless anon? not even your mom or a friend.

Being hugless and kissless seems like an impossibility.

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What is the appeal of anime?

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>>68807096

>>68807098
How do I prep a liberal hipster lesbian bull that will inevitably seduce her

>>68807093
Yes. I naturally jump on anything Jude Law related and was pleasantly surprised.

>>68807100
yes from my mom, but family doesn't count
never had a female friend and hugging my guy friends would be pretty gay

>>68807138

i hug my friends all the time, we even put our legs on top of each others legs.

Nothing gay about it, but maybe different since went to an all male school.

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>>68807116
>won't eat pork because it reminds them of their parents

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>>68807160
Do you guys jerk off together too like in Y Tu Mama Tambien?

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>>68807108
proper proportions
genres besides comedy
well animated
plot points that conclude within a season
the waifu

>>68806714
I forgot about how much I love Ace of Base

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoybSNHMtMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_gs4gCyGKs

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>>68807116

>>68806947
hype for the sequel, bud?

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>>68807201

>>68807122
tell her you wanna have sex but as friends

>>68806915
I was born in 98 so there's no way I could remember anything from the 90s.

>>68807223
>mountain jews

fucking crying

If you won't have sex with a fat girl you're a bigot and practice fat shaming and discrimination

>>68807213
Of course still waiting for it

>>68807223
>Swiss
>Mountain Jews
kek

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>>68807201

>le comfy knife merchant

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>>68807223
>what do you call all 38 members of a mexican family crammed into a cadillac?
>grand theft auto

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>snowing outside
>just finished an eight hour shift
>rum and eggnog
>no work tomorrow, going to see Aesop Rock
>listening to The Impossible Kid in anticipation
It's great lads.

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>>68807245
does this count as fat?

>>68807227
She already indirectly shot me down
Said we could get married but would never want to take the d

Love having her but it's frustrating too. so close yet so far

>>68807182

Not really.

>>68807245

People say fat chicks make for great sex.

>>68807201
Mmm really made me think

>>68807264
what program is that?

>>68807182
>he doesn't lend his bros a hand

this is why you have no friends la

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>was blaming the curry I had for my stomach destruction
>roommate dying of laughter saying he "pranked" me with sugar free gummy bears
>look up what sugar free gummy bears do and it's exactly what's happening
why the fuck are these legal fucking christ

>>68807293
damn dude he got you good haha

>>68807041
No, they do really gay shit. but technically are straight.
>>68807293
explain and post picks of your shitting

>>68807278
They do? Guess I'll find out soon enough, wink.

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>>68807293
>mfw hate gummy bears anyways

Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

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>>68807223
>that swedish cuck joke

Memes...

I once ate an entire Search Results
Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready pepperoni pizza by myself and I swear to god, I was farting every 5 minutes followed by a shit every 10 minutes.

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>>68807358
>I once ate an entire Search Results

A Ylilauta poster who kidnapped a teenager was caught a few days ago.

>>68807366
i googled littel ceasers because i can't spell it

>>68807282
ncmpcpp

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>>68807358
>I once ate an entire Search Results

>>68807329
>that fucking sound
https://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE?t=12m23s

I'n going to bed /cum/.
Lets hope I die in my sleep this time.

Anybody playing town of salem?

Whataburger > In N Out

>>68807387
chinatsu is a whore

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>>68807381

>>68807403
12:58 to hear the roar of ten thousand lions.

>>68807404
you live to pleasure me

you will not leave this world until you do

>>68807307
I've actually just returned from the bathroom though I will probably be back in a second.
Lycasin has maltitol in it and basically the artificial sugars in these products don't break down completely and it causes osmosis, shooting water into your intestine and it creates explosive.. well I think you know what happens.

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>>68807415

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>>68807404
See you tomorrow

>>68807358
>once
I've done this so many times

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reminder that you're all tiny state cucks

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>>68807358
>I once ate an entire Search Results

>>68807457
Don't alaskans kill themselves a lot during the constant sunlight season

>>68807457

Such ugly shapes.

>>68807493
Former Alaskan here.

The opposite, actually. During the late winter it's almost 100% night time outside.

This causes natural depression (Seasonal affective disorder)

>>68807358
you should got to sleep mr. I ate an entire search results.
>>68807430
basically you can digest it, your cells in the intestine overproduce and secret enzymes to break and make you shit and you shit it out?
Idk. i went to sleep in biology for my A.
>>68807457
my state is liveable, people actually visit it and it isnt a cold wasteland.

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>>68807457

>>68807520
fucking kek

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Holding this is almost an ecstatic feeling

>>68807520
lmao who takes the time to make this stuff

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Central Americans please help me out here, what the FUCK is reggaeton?

>>68807563
>german posting a taiwanese passport in /cum/

>>68807563
you fucking madman. you actually are going to get the succ. fuck you but why does every euro go to asia for sex?

>>68807581
alaskans apparently

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>work gives out a whopping $15 store gift card to all employees for christmas
>use it to buy booze
>basically got it for free


we're all gonna make it, boys

>>68807563
Just a heads up as a Eurasian kid
When raising your son do not force him to eat tomatoes or pick up cats

>>68807588
She's staying at my place rn desu

>>68807609
literally nothing better than booze, bud

>>68807615

r u fucking her

>>68807519
Ya and your ass dies. It's terrible. Fuck my roommate desu. Hopefully this will be gone by tomorrow cause I got plans. Either way I'll certainly be dehydrated

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>>68807609
you do realize thats the whole point right?
they're literally boozing you up for christmas so you kill yourself instead of picking up your paycheck

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>>68807643

then I'll finally be free

free from this horrible job, this life, everything

>>68807625
No just succ the pinky toe

>>68807639
oh well. you can always slip laxative in his food or do a private pyle on him at night with a sock of soap to the nuts.

>>68807671
delet this

>>68807643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34dJ7nheBaw

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>leave
>come back
>read thread

Abysmal

-does anyone else ever play an old tv show you've already seen in the background just to hear familiar voices?

this mafia role play game in starcraft 2 is fucking fun

>>68807702
it's been a comfy thread tbqh family

>>68807703
yeah I usually put on It's Always Sunny in the background while playing on my 3DS

>>68807639
Dude just shit on his bed desu.

>>68807715

I remember playing Bubble bound in SC1 back in my middle school days

shit was cash

>>68806918
>>68806915
wtf is wrong with you people

born in 90 have pretty decent memories of 94-5 and from 96 on have a ton of memory

>>68807715
i tried playing arena games in SC2 but i didn't know how to play so everyone got mad at me

>>68807725
what 3DS game u plain

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>>68807748
pokemon sun desu sen-pie

>>68807748
you don't really play this, it's all text and they use game models and camera

>>68807725
is that show any good? I've never seen it.
the office and Seinfeld are my go tos

I dropped my 3ds down some stairs last year and now 1/4 of the bottom screen doesn't work and it kinda sucks

>>68807767
is it good, its not like pokemon x is it?

>>68807785
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the greatest sitcom of this generation. If you liked Seinfeld like I did, you'll love it.

>>68807799
It's much better than XY tbqh

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nighty night cumsies

>>68807849
*gives u the great white dick*

>>68807849
*rapes you*

>>68807699

isnt hillary right handed, why would she open the can of pickles with her right hand.

Now im feeling weird, i'm right handed and i open jars with my left hand and hold them with right hand.mmmm

I never tried a big mac

>>68807873
fucking mexico kek

>>68807849

>going to bed this early

I always really liked pokemon but never actually played until a couple years ago

>kid me trying to watch pokemon on tv
>my brother always came in and would change the channel
>always said pokemon wasn't cool
>wanted to buy the games
>pokemon isn't cool
>years later my friends were playing pokemon on an emulator
>decide to give it a try
>fire red
>loved it so much
>spent next paycheck on a 3ds

>>68807815
Seinfeld is probably my favorite show. I wasn't really alive when it was being made though so that's kinda sucky. my parents used to tell me stories about how when they were pregnant with my brother every week they went to a birthing class, got blizzards, and went home to watch seinfeld. I have a VHS tape that they used to record the finale when it came out.

>>68807910
I feel you. I kind of like it though. Seinfeld is a look back at the 90's, which is why I think younger audiences like it so much.

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>>68807861
>>68807871
*rape deflects*
>>68807898
i slept at 4am last night and woke up at 1230
cant be having that anymore desu

>>68807893

Whaat. I mean you hold it wih your dominant hand, because if you twisted it with your stronger hand you may drop the jar.

And is also easier to turn the lid with your left hand.

Bros crime has gotten so bad this year. I know I live in the hood, but I've never heard gunshots until this year. Not sure whats changed or whats up. I live in Columbia SC

>>68807937
>says good night
>stays on looking for (you)s
worst kind of person

>>68807928
I think seinfeld is the most accurate look at the average day for an american, especially life in the 90s. I still think it shows everyday life better than any other show. people keep trying to tell me that friends is a better show and a better representation of the 90s. I dissagree

>>68807965
Yeah? well i stole a chocolate bar once

>>68807985
>tfw accidentally steal something as a kid because you put it in your pocket and forget about it

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>>68808005
I filled up my car with gas and drove away without paying once without realizing it

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>>68807969
looking for an invitation

>>68808036
Did the owner sent a letter where he said hes sorry?

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>>68808047

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>>68808047
>looking for an invitation

>>68808053
I drove back 2 hours later to pay once I realized

>>68808071
I've never slept with someone before. heard it's nice

ok guys, I want you to call me T-BONE now

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>>68808083

>>68808096
>>68808071
>>68808061
these girls are cute

>>68808075
Based.

>>68808096
oh. ok

>>68808092
hi tguy

>>68807965
it's really isolated to certain """"areas""" here but I think homicides are up a bit iirc. However they jump around from year to year. Basically most of it is black on black gun violence.

>>68808142

do not tempt me i am a man of faith now

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481238260413.webm

>>68808200
kek

>>68808092
T-BONE!

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RNH
N
H

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>>68807910
Good taste.

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>>68808262

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>>68808262

*smashes that mf like button*

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>>68808271

>>68807910

play heartgold (or I guess its inferior sibling SoulSilver)

Its da best

>>68808262
UP
P

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>>68808262
*SMA-A-ASHES button*

Phone on mute>> phone on vibrate

>>68808311
kys

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>>68808284
indeed, best pokegirl after dawn

Do you know famous actor and direktor Gerry Steinfeld?
I think he is the brilliantester comicer. The show was famous in german television like The Friends

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>>68808262
Do you think that marijuana will be set under a crippling governmental legislation with obscene prices and limited privatization like alcohol once it is legalized?

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>>68808328
>he actually does it

>>68807041
She is the male counterpart in that relationship if that helps

>>68808335
Gerry and the Steingaards.

Where did these sleep anime images come from anyway

>>68808348
wew

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>>68808358
I don't know but they are REALLY cute.

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>>68808358
kantai collection shit

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>>68808355
You have heard/ see The Friends the show?
It is really funny

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>>68808342
Yes, did you read that report the Libs recently put out? They recommended charging based on potency, it's going to be like the LCBO: over-priced, no competition, and artificially limited variety.

I also imagine once htey gov't is getting their piece of the pie they will actually start to really crack down in illegal pot growers and dealers.


But I don't smoke so who cares what happens to you stoners?

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>>68808348
>Greenland
>data not available

>>68808400
I haven't read it, but I did hear that.

I don't smoke either, but I'm against the massive government controls on liquor, so I am against the same controls on pot out of principal.

>>68808398
>>68808381
both cute!

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I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me

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ken sugimori is god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3gH27Fn6E

I enjoy this tune.

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nite

>>68808493
The French are the worst people on this planet

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>>68808507
too bad her team is s hit

FUCK GOING TO SLEEP
GOD CAN SUCK MY SIX INCH SHAFT
>>68808493
I have told you it is impossible.

>>68808533
Gym leaders are usually not allowed to have a decent spread.

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Here ya go, /cum/!

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w

THREAD THEME

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oh shit im sorry

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>>68808634
incorrect, this is the current thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_HW_AQiKkc&list=PLbNIZUelszNM37oZyoR7gbBQYjU19-nhI

>>68808528
You are the worst people

>>68808558
Not true

>>68808748
okay, what are some pickup lines. tell me some.
>>68808684
sorry for what, my daddy told me to be proud of our sweaty asses

*downs a brewski*

ah yes

>>68808813
>>/brit/

>>68808829

*glasses you*

>>68808684
our mama told us never to be ashamed of our puffy vulvae

>>68808827
memes aside, D.va is a mechanically well designed and fun character desu

>>68808786
>pickup lines
I'm just gonna b myself lol

>>68808838
*ducks*
*teleports behind you*

try to glass this!

*unzips unglassable dick*

>>68808873
you are going to fuck your shit up, I already know. NEVER
BE
YOUR
SELF
EVA

>>68808813
*spits in your brew while you're not looking*
Hehehe

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>>68808902
>>68808875

u wl pa 4 ths

>>68808896
...you can't stop me

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specially since their such good size n all

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hummmmm

gosh whodathunkit

ya learn somethin' new everyday dontcha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9JRAEpi3DM

>>68809031
dis u senpai?

I love cute anime girls!

>>68809041
'
nah, my beard isnt that full

>>68809031
Literally me

>1 oregon nigga
>1 louisianna nigga
>2 cali niggas

is this the l8 n8 dream team or what?

>>68809069
ayy lad

real /cum/ niggas

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>>68809043
just as god intended

>>68809069

#west coast squad

>>68809081
does she enjoy rubbing her vagina on that staff?

>>68809080
>>68809084
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

featuring the l8 n8 leaf
>>68809081

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*chugs gallon of 2%*
*crushes plastic jug against forehead*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs

Ever since one of you niggers posted this I can't stop listening to it

>>68809109
>2%

reminder that if you don't drink whole milk, you're a numale

can you guys see where I'm from, even if I don't have that flag add-on?

>>68809100
n-no, she's just a bit itchy down there. Also I feel like i'm late to the party just watching this series now

>>68809109
>jug
>not drinking milk from a bag
:^)

>>68809130
just from the United States.

boriiiiiiiing

>be canadian
>buy a BAG of milk
>put your bag in a jug
>laugh at americans for keeping their milk in jugs

>he has to buy a separate milk jug

JUST

>>68809115
This is cute.

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>>68809155
>He doesn't have bagged milk

>>68809138
>>68809155
>>68809176
wtf is this?

how many of you are there?

>>68809198

just two

Orange grove sissyboy went to sleep

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>c*nadians

>>68809198
you bout to get DP'd if you don't sthu boi

>>68809198
there can never be enough best coasters

How big are the bottles?
Everything above 1000ml is degenerated.
MILK IN PLASTIC BOTTLES IS DEGENERATED ASWELL