/brit/

morning

caralad is a lesbian

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>>68806479
/suomigf2016/ has failed spectacularly

>>68806505
gl with sumo gf 2017

>>68806505
Iktf
/gf2016/ as a whole was a failure

Can someone Vocaroo the following:

'poo poo pee pee
sausage roll is cooked at seven twentythree (7:23)
pee pee poo poo
in my tummy, it will goo
poo pee poo pee
i hope someone on /brit/ will remind me'

you are a proxy

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GAS
THE
STRAIGHTS

reviewbrah = oasis
pengest munch = arctic monkeys

had a scary thought

what if you kept thinking you didn't exist until you actually started eroding into nonexistance

>>68806479
Considering the possibility that we are not in a "real" world but a simulation or dream.
Yet despite that what makes us not "real"? If we are part of a simulation then our parts must have some form of existence? Likewise in a dream.

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just had the biggest fart then some contractors came into my room
fuck's sake could you have at least waited for a bit for it to woft out

farts are absolutely demonic this morning

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>>68806495
>'Other Indras?...' Indra asked feebly.

>'Yes.' The boy said frowning as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. 'Each time Brahma wakes up, he creates the universe and an Indra to rule over it. Every time Brahma goes to sleep, the universe is destroyed with everything on it. Even Lord Brahma himself has a life cycle. After 4,32,000 years, he will also cease to exist. Then another Brahma comes into existence.' The dark boy looked at Indra puzzled, 'I have seen all the Indra till date. Have you never seen them?'

>Meanwhile a row of ants were marching inside Indra's palace. Looking at them, the boy started laughing. Indra was now feeling afraid. Hearing the boy laugh terrified him. He swallowed and opened his mouth but no words came out. He slowly got out the words, 'Wh...Why do you laugh?'

>The boy looked at Indra with narrowed eyes, 'Are you sure you want to know?'

>Indra hurriedly nodded his head finding that he was not able to talk. 'They are all former Indras.' Indra looked aghast as the boy continued. 'They begin from the smallest creatures and become the most enlightened people. And you know what happens after that...' The boy continued looking at Indra, 'They destroy one monster and they suddenly think they are the King of the Universe...' Indra winced as the boy continued, 'And then they start from the beginning as ants...'

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>>68806479
what a blunder lads, ffs. meant "MONDAY morning edition", not "morning morning" what a ma like

>>68806579
read every word

Think the only thing that I'm not willing to accept is "multiverses" or whatever. I know how those rorkes feel about everything in life, just deny reality, and say no, no, no, until your version of reality is your own.

>>68806579
lmao no chance

>>68806547
How would that work?
You think therefore you are.
If you are in a dream then you are part of the dreamer
If you are in a simulation then you do exist, you just aren't "real".

>>68806588
quantum physics is bullshit too lad
a thing is just a thing it doesnt change if you see it
just common sense that

mates call me "eggy-head"
not a fan

>stopped drinking fizzy drinks and started going on long walks everyday back in may
>lost 3 stone

Looking very much forward to christmas dinner with the extended fambo so they can see how good I look

>>68806579
Dont really buy that

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIZWMs1ydzM

>>68806489
So we'll nuke forward to PY soon

>>68806602
>if you see it

that's not what quantum theory says.

>>68806604
how eggy is your head would you say

>>68806630
all south koreans should be killed

>>68806614
if lost 3 stone id be committed to hospital on life support you fat cunt

If he thinks I'll be clicking that link he's sorely mistaken.

>>68806585
>>68806591
t. trapped in the eternal recurrence

>>68806630
do you even have a functioning government rn?

also you can't nuke anything, you'll have to suck a lot of American penis if you want them to nuke something for you.

>>68806642
he's being sarcastic you ugly fucking nigger

was so close to cracking the meaning of life but then I lost my train of thought

>>68806642
yeah it is mate

t. scientist

>>68806653
Bit much for this time, but then again-its like 2 in Yankland

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>nigger

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>>68806648
I WAS a fat cunt, not anymore

>>68806656
Recurrence is half of the essence of life

>>68806673
?

>A few decades later I wonder if anyone believes that was a good idea. No people are more deeply opposed to racism than the Jews, and not just because we suffered its effects but because we are the ones who taught through the Torah that every human being is created equally in the image of God. A deeply immoral government like apartheid South Africa was anathema to the central teachings of Judaism.
http://www.jpost.com/Opinion/Columnists/No-holds-barred-Is-Putin-a-friend-to-the-Jews-who-deserves-support-345661

>>68806698
and wetness
is the essence of beauty

>>68806664
no he's not you mong

>>68806703
the music

Quantum theory lost me at that tree falling in the forest but nobody around to hear it malarkey.

Malarkey.

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me in the middle

>>68806710
you're a fucking piece of shit. fuck you

>>68806705
No.

>>68806725
Carl's Jr. is the pengest munch

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NEED a Mummy gf

utter fucking state of the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYhX_RbLRXk

Daily Dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WWgRShPLr4

>>68806731
>>68806664
easy easy now boy

ah yes please tell me again how much you like dogs, pizza and traveling

>>68806715
Quantum theory is often badly explained.
Yes nobody may hear the tree fall but may they not come across evidence of it having fallen?
May they assume at least one is bound to fall?

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1482028574566.webm

>>68806756
>May
hat

>>68806741
me and the lads

If from one of these countries you happen to be; don't expect a reply from me:
>America
>Mexico
>Argentina
>anywhere nonwhite
>anywhere that isn't Europe, Australia or New Zealand

>>68806769
hat?

>>68806781
leave the rhymes to the australians

fucking asians

>>68806768
God bless the Japanese
they know exactly all the weird little sex thoughts everyone has had at some point.

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>hat?

WWII generation will soon all be dead

this yank literally can't get enough of his hat posting

bet he think he's being really funny too

New:

>>>/tv/77420536

rolling a rollie

>>68806813
my great grandmother died recently, and my great grandfather not too long before.

watching rogue one

feeling a bit depressed lads, always thought i had a 7 inch willy but today it turned out it's barely 6 and a half

100 years ago Britain was nearly 99% indigenous brits

>>68806839
pics please

>>68806844
pics please

>>68806844
>indigenous

not even close

>>68806835
pics please

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got that stupid fucking matilda song stuck in m noggins ffs

>>68806844
300 years ago Canada was nearly 99% indigenous canadians
what's your point.

>>68806839
girls can't tell the difference
I tell girls im 8 inch and they believe it.

>>68806818
pics please

>>68806850
i'll be fucked if i'm leaning over a few centimetres to reset my router to evade the ban i'll get

>>68806855

based on what? the saxons, norse rapes, and the normans? you know how heavily overstated that all is?

>>68806868
>implying chugs are real Canadians

can't say I like having leafs posting near me

been enjoying my own little gimmick a lot

>go into other country's generals
>ask them to translate the pictures with the most (you)'s
>close the tab before they respond

>>68806806
ahh yes
the so called hat

>>68806895
did he boop in his bants

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pirates

currently devising a post so good it will illicit a reply from each and every one of you

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me out and about yesterday

>>68806942
what is it

>>68806887
based on the fact there wasn't a single indigenous person in britain 100 years ago

you forgot to carry the close to 2 millennia of invasions and migration over in your calculations

>>68806940
If you are going to be a sexy pirate you might as well just skip the bullshit and go around naked

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>girl I know finds the perfect boyfriend
>he's actually gay

oops

>>68806919
like this

>>68806971
Thanks xx :)

>>68806946
would push this thing down the stairs is I saw it

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Makes you think

16-24 is the most fun you can EVER have
30 is the LIMIT to start having children and them being healthy
35 and you better own your own place and be considered successful in your line of work

>>68807006
We would have flying cars if people didn't spend so much time on bullshit like twitter

dad said I have to help him put a fence up for the chickens when it gets light out

what are the odds the sun stays in bed today? really don't want to do it

>>68807006
dislike le gregarious intellectual black american man

>>68806866
Choon

heart skips a beat when someone replies to me if im honest aha

think its the 'tism

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Avatar TLA was pretty solid t b h

>>68807038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

>>68807023
tell him to fuck off they're his chickens

>>68807006
flying cars are dumb as fuck
imagine the bureaucracy involved with trying to manage so many airborne vehicles? its bad enough as is.

>>68807006
ahhh yes but no time is wasted from self recognised smart people who want to spend their time trying to be poignant on twitter

>>68807040
corr the chebs on that

would

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Does Ing Land have the midnight enchilada?

>>68807059
Just imagining all the pranksters trying to recreate 9/11

>trump spends billions of dollars on a wall
>flying cars invented

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thai for dindins

the absolute state of /v/ right now lads

What did he mean by this?

>>>/tv/77421071

>make a friend somehow
>act very clingy because i have no friends
>scare them away
>if they dont stop talking to me then i get bored of them in a week and ignore them

ah yes, B.E urself

>>68807083
*delivers it to you via underarm bowling*

>>68807006
reminder that this retard is on the Penatgon's technology innovation board

>>68807097
le ebin /grig/ meme

puckerstain might beat you so watch out m8

>>68807094
I hate other people but they gravitate around because of my natural charisma

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>>68807055
might kick me out of the house tho

>>68807089
It's ok for a man to get facefucked while deflowering a 5yo girl but sodomy isn't.

>>68807089
pedophilia used to be normal before jews convinced white christians to stop procreating

post toot

>>68807119
wont bother hatposting this but you should feel bad because you made me feel bad

>>68807006

Reminder that this guy got famous not because of a good reputation within any scientific field, but because he went on tv shows and was affable and funny.

life isn't about how smart or accomplished you are. it's about connections and selling yourself

>>68807125
tell him to fuck off he's the one who didn't wear a condom

>>68807106
never tell me or my team what to do ever again

>>68807131
no
White men used to be cute 2d girls until the jews made mk ultra.

who else /bigguy/

>>68807142
I'm too scared to talk about sex with my parents desu

I'm 19 and have literally never said anything about sex in any circumstance to my parents my whole life

>>68807162
>tfw 5'2 and built like a Uzbek bricklayer

>>68807169
im 23 and it doesn't get better

>>68807169

probably for the best.

my mom used to ask me why I don't have a gf. was awkward as hell dealing with just that.

>>68807162
>tfw 5'10.5 and built like a norwegian forklift operator

>>68807006
how are heicopters much different from flying cars? if someone nade a helicopter with wheels, normal people still wouldn't use it to commute to work

>>68807169
>>68807181
>>68807194
you guys are all weird
i told my mum i was banging my gf when i was like 14

>>68807194
better that than being asked if you're gay

>>68807169
I can talk about it with my mum but not my dad or siblings.

>>68807200
FONT FONT FONT FONT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXQA03MJgE

>>68807139
its true
years of lying have made me very skilled at it and faking emotion, I even practiced facial expressions to appear natural

>>68807205
is your dad a cuck

>try my hardest to not give away the fact i like girls like a normal human being
>my older brother used to get mum to buy him Ralphs and FHMs
weew

>>68807209
do the same

its only really old people who like me, get along fine with girls if they arent in a pack. cant make guy friends for the life of me.

>tfw ugly and autistic

Either of these would be a big problem. Combined? I have no chance of things ever improving

>>68807228
Just very reserved when it comes to things like that

>tfw pale skin and red lips with dark hair which adds contrast

doomed to look like a porcelain doll

biang
(/brit/ is a normie general)

Where's thailad these days

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>Poortherners

>>68807251
got b&

now hes using NK proxy

Having a think about the year just gone lads

>>68806479
WTF is that mask on backwards?
>>68806489
Hello north korea
>>68806540
why... you have everything you need,no?
>>68806505
Still thinking about it.
>>68806558
wow really , well shit that is embassing.
>>68806602
>quantum physics
dunno its a bit too surreal for me.

>>68806844
>100 years ago Britain was nearly 99% indigenous brits
30 years ago NZ had 1 million people and no migraint crisis or housing crisis.

Really made me think about both to be really honest

>>68806836
couldn't watch the movie, enjoy i guess.

>>68807251
pyongyang

>>68807203
-_-

>tfw you don't answer unequivocally so you can still masquerade as a closeted bender

>poo peelander replies to everyone in the thread but me

got me!

>>68807141
>PhD in astrophysics

hardly stumbled into his career

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>>68807256
feck ye

eating an hsp

>>68807232
idk I have no problems with guys or girls though I never really open up

only person I have is a Brazilian girl who I knocked up and my cousin who is the closest I have to a brother.

I think I just hate human attachment.

>>68807300
would love one rn haha

>>68807305
you're a sociopath

>>68807265
pyongyang mentioned

would love a bit of a snog and shag to be quite frank, my lids

>born with natural desires
>born undesirable

>>68807305
i enjoy having people around, i just cant connect with the normans because i've spent every day in my house for the last 9 years playing games i dont enjoy or getting /fit/.

guess im not even a /failednormie/ because i never really tried

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>>68807326
KIM JONG UN!

Electrons and protons literally didn't exist until humans discovered them

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>>68807339

>>68807337
God's irony

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>mfw my download speed is 400kbps and new games are 50gb+ to download
looks like that's one more hobby i'm giving up

>>68807353
are you lot still using phone cables?

>>68807353
It's for the best, videogames will only get worse from here lad

>>68807353
>400kbs
surely you are pulling my leg, so to speak?

knew aus internet was bad but it cant be that bad right

mate in poo peeland has pretty decent internet

>>68807338
>mentioned
I get stressed when people are around desu
even my gf I get angry at for no real go reason when she's around too much.
I told her to leave lat week because she was sitting on my bed with her feet on it

>>68807359
nah
string and cans

4 mb download speed

heh

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

Mums against meme trolls - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-38331534

>>68807353

Bit of a stretch to call video games a hobby

>>68807365
>gf
FONT FONT FONT

>>68807363
but poo peeland actually has very fast speeds now since they got fibre

tomatoes are a nice addition to a bacon sandwich, as is lettuce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1v_S-GGNSM

Wish i could live in london before it was just for rich people

>>68807365
I like being around people but i get stressed if i don't know them or don't have my own space

>>68807286

guarantee you there are dozens, maybe even hundreds of living astrophysics PhDs out there who are more well published than him

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another year of no gf

currently watching House because someone mentioned it earlier

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*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

>>68807385
dont know

why dont they just beam fast internet to auslardia from satellites or something, reckon theres not many clouds to block the beam yeh

>>68807373
this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYowYqNOjUQ

fantastic

>>68807419
this post encapsulated /brit/ in its most pure form; the fact that /brit/ is /b/ with anglo flags

>>68807231
has she asked if you're gay yet?

asking because i'm in the same situation as you and not gay, i think it's an autistic thing

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*PLPLPPLPLPLBBBBRBRRRRRRRPPPPPLLLLLPLPLPL*

*SQUEEEEEEEEEE*

brilliant

>>68807431
your punishment must be more severe

fantastic

'7263
who invited this poof?

>>68807425
no, my sister has a few times and mum tells her to leave me alone.

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>>68807431
>>68807399
enjoyed these

xmas jumper is itchy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38343186 lmoao

>>68807373
bit harsh to take the piss out of a disabled child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_me3NrPMh8

Not sure if just ending my email with Merry Christmas looks odd

>>68807452
tell your sister that you're not sure because you've never experimented with a girl before

by which i mean, strongly imply that you're inviting her to have sex with you but not quite strongly enough that you can't back out if she's grossed out

gave me bum a poke with me finger and smelled it lads

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>>68807353
>mfw 5 mb/s

>>68807472
everyone looked like they had a stick up their arse in the early 1900s

>>68807483
lyl
she's married and well past her peak

fuck ya nan senpai

>>68807472
Love stuff like this,

>>68807462
He isn't really a person, he can't function- he won't get better he is missing things, its a vegetable, really they should have euthanised him.
Also deserve it now they made shit memes which are even worse than normie Facebook tier.

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>tfw literal 3rd world shitholes have better internet than I do

>>68807508
then why does she care if you're gay?

does she want to be your fag hag and take you shopping?

please reply to this post

shoved me finger up one of my runt's bum lads

watching him squirm and whimper got me quite hard

>>68807479
are you santa? you can say "enjoy the holidays" or something if you'd say it in real life

>>68807538
Bit gay

>>68807277
(you)
>>68807353
just leave your PC on for 10 days
I had a slower connection for a while 380Kps
I did 50GB easy but i buggered my internet cap.

I had to use a slower connection becuase my son stuffed a lolly ('candy") into the bloody flaming jack and i was FORCED to use the crappy one for 2 weeks until i could get someone out to fix it.

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>>68807353
>download speed is 400kbps

Condolences

>>68807540
Yeah that's much better actually, cheers friend.

>>68807533
probably because she wants me to be happy and know that it's ok to come out. these days if she asks its just as a joke

I'm unironically published in several compsci conferences and I think one journal so far.
Rejected from Algorithmica because our paper wasn't (((innovative enough))) nor (((didn't advance the problem very far))).

Anyone watch that new netflix film Spectral?

Struggling to breathe

that reminds me, I have to filter kiwi dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDYz4C5mxjs

>>68807583
Yeh it was complete shit

heard some runt crash his car outside

Thought Westworld was alright

Any idea on what could cause one kidney to be larger than the other?

>>68807600
JUST

>>68807617
only seen the movie

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>>68807529
I know dat feel, especially when i play vidyas

>>68807561
Why the trip

>>68807580
Maybe it didn't

>>68807630
If this is kiwi_dude without the trip then fuck off
otherwise iktf

>>68807630
>>68807529
Ruralfags?

goood pooning(morning)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4dzvy1oNuE

Can you be nostalgic for something you never experienced?

Why were the hobbit films so bad

>>68807620
being the recipient of a kidney donation wherein the donor had bigger kidneys than you?

>sitting down
>feel fine

>stand up
>feel completely fucked

lads me stomach is all fucked up

I think not having a consistent sleep schedule and eating at wildly different times of the day is messing up my internal workings

>>68807630
>>68807645
does nz have even shittier internet than us?

>>68807666

Both my kidneys are mine Satan, I'm getting them checked today to find out exactly why one is larger than the other after an appointment with another doctor noticed it a few months ago.

>>68807645
You are referring to the wrong person
>>68807648
I am living in the suburbs it just most of the servers that hosts them are in a different continent

>>68807648
my datacap is 500gb

Nigel Farage is the greatest living Englishman 2bh laddos

>>68807664

I like the first one, managed to capture the same coziness that Fellowship of the Ring did and had a great soundtrack. Don't care for the other two, since they are abortions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzZcpRGNBiI

>>68807663

this is now a fried chicken joint being reviewed by a lad on bennies

>>68807694
Imagine being enough of a weirdo spastic to believe this

>>68807681
It's faster than Australia, but it has to travel longer distances

>>68807711
And the cockney accent no one exists in London, sad.

>>68807664
because they covered one book over three long films and filled it with orc bashing

>>68807620
tumour

>>68807708
I agree with this post. The 3rd movie is literal poop in particular.

>>68807717
The only others that come close are Wayne Rooney and Harry Kane desu

>>68807664
it should have been one film

please support our film industry btw

Can and L O N D O N E R S tell me what highgate is like? I've heard it's like entering heaven

Had two enjoyable wanks

>>68807636
>>68807598
fine i removed it.

I used it on /g/ all the time just got lazy over time to remove it

next post i'll make a effort to remove it for this general and a few others.

never suppose to use it on this
it was mainly for /g/ anyway.

>>68807739

That fucking scene where the Dwarves sing around Bilbo's fireplace about how they lost their home.

Everything was so right in the first one, how did they fuck it all up so badly?

>>68807766
no keep it on CUNT

>>68807751
full of nigs and pakis

stick to west London

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs

>>68807741
Trying to think of someone else and only David Attenborough comes to mind tbph

i want to know what it feels like to be wanted

>>68807758
Pics. x

think prison would be kind of comfy

>>68807804
I pretty much want you sexually.

The Hobbit films had way too much of that orange and blue colour scheme that makes every film look like shite.

Does make me appreciate the LOTR films a lot more though

business idea: a right wing political party that isn't full of luddite baby boomers

>>68807797
Told you x

>>68807766
alright alright no need to be so apologetic , its fine

Anyone watch ArsenalfanTV last night? Claude and Ty nearly started fighting

>>68807841
so like an organized alt-right?

>>68807841
>not being a luddite

>>68807797
HRH the duke of edinburgh?

>>68807851
alt right is a meme

>>68807829
why

>>68807797
Hawking obviously. He's probably the only true "great" brit alive.

Farage and Rooney lmao

>>68807834

I like how the last movie ended with the opening scenes to Fellowship of the Ring, that was a nice touch but doesn't make up for how shit the last two were.

>Mfw Vigo backed out because he said Aragorn wasn't in The Hobbit
Man knows his Tolkien canon. I wonder if they'll do other Middle Earth movies? Some things from Unfinished Tales would be pretty nice.

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>>68807841

>>68807867
You sound hot, Arnie.

>>68807834
LOTR used to be good but its ruined by Am*ricans and Kiwiboo trash

>>68807751
Just use google streetview you pleb

>>68807851
alt-right is basically just the kkk

>>68807855
i don't want a welfare state but i also don't want shitty internet and censorship

>>68807868
*tips fedora*

>>68807870
>I wonder if they'll do other Middle Earth movies?
Christopher Tolkien will outlive us all. No way he's doing any more of that. That's why they make abominations like 'Shadow of Mordor'.

>>68807645
>kiwi_dude
Nope don't brag about vidya on /int/ too off topic.
You can spot me because i only infomation post 75% of the time.
Vidya is only something i discuss on /v/ and that is rare so...

>>68807648
In NZ connect speed is varied very rarely hosted in NZ besides our servers suck lol.

>>68807681
no i'm rural lad.
I'm kiwi_dude nah if you live in the city its much faster but you can't be poor to get 200MB/s or something like that its quite expenive and you have to be in the city to get firber access and a different modem as well as i'm aware.

never had it personally.
>>68807719
totally rubbish city fag
you guys get everything anyway.
come back to me when you go rural.

but never the less your right.
>>68807749
this.

>spent all weekend drinking
>now sitting on the bus next smelly people, going to my shit £10 per hour office job, desperately need a day off to recuperate but need the money
>literally feel really depressed
Living the dream lads

true fact: parts of LOTR were filmed in a parking lot behind the soundstage

>>68807828
ultimate NEET life hax

>got a blister
>need to walk

ahahah

It hurts

>>68807919
>>68807920
snap

>>68807919
in new zealand though, right?

Why did Tolkien and Herbert have to have greedy children who like to do nothing more than ruin their legacy?

>>68807934
Affluenza

>>68807929
>snap
can someone explain this gimmick?

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Off to work now, talk to you all later!!! <3

its so retarded that there aren't euthanasia clinics

>>68807934
>Tolkien
>greedy children

You mean enhance dumbo.

>>68807917

why don't you bike to work? it's fun, gives you energy, and it's a great way to stay in shape.

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>hes here

business idea: end up in prison for life so it doesn't matter what I do anymore

when do you gain control of a trust fund?

mexicans do the jobs than n-word don't

>>68807958
bikes are for gays

czech porn is really good but it feels cheap and plasticky somehow

anyone else know what i mean?

>>68807982
when you gain its trust (fund)

>>68807915
don't you live in whangarei
that isn't rural dickhead

>gf has gone back to her country for xmas
Tempted to hire a prostitute on boxing day and pay her to make my dinner and give me a blowjob under the table

>>68807992
It's because all of the women are literally prostitutes

tfw no british bf to keep me warm

>>68807999
>having a foreign gf

what's the matter, couldn't get a real woman to be your gf?

>>68807992
yeah m8. it's the weird genetics of anglos and easterners.

but i only watch guys haha.

new
>>68808019
>>68808019

>>68808011
i'll keep your dick warm
inside of me haha.

>>68807958
I had an accident earlier this year and my leg is still fucked

>>68808006
i've noticed that with eastern european girls, i've never seen single one that shied away from doing anal interracial dps and all sorts of heavy shit whereas with yank birds only about 70% of them do anal and even then pretty rarely

>>68808020
>>68808030
bit gay

>>68808015
This girl is really hot

>>68808062
probably polish as well. scum.

>>68807919
H-how do you know this?
>>68807920
you do realize there is criminals int there right?

not the wisest idea lad.
>>68807949
bye.
>>68807974
yep i'm here.
hello anon
>>68807997
Nah i live in whangarei heads.
that is rural.
I just you whangarei as referance because no-one knows diddy about the heads outside of northland.

whangarei is a district too though so...

>>68807999
sounds lame lad.
>>68808011
something stopping you?

>>68808078
She's Portugese, I dated a Polish girl last year but she was fucking dumb

>>68807915
If >>68807997 is correct on where you live than sorry to report but you are also a cityfag as well, infact you are closer to Auckland than i am so you have better than i have. You can only use that claim if you live in a place that is infact rural like Taihape or Haast, not Whangarei

>>68808082
Also
>Whangarei
>Rural area
>Has a population of 56,000 (12th largest urban area)

I am calling bullshit on the whole "Whangarei is Rural" claim

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