/brit/

I'm still here lads. How's it foing?

in my eyes, australians are the infected ones

bollocksed it up again

have made a conscious decision to not post in this thread

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Need a midget gf

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I can't believe it's almost 2017 lads

What I wouldn't give for it to be 2005 again...

Thinking about having some coffee
Should I add amarula? Yes or no?

>Thomas Pained lived in England until he was 37 and only moved to America in 1774

Really makes you think

>>68803199
>Tom Asspained
heh

>>68803177
Nonce

>>68803195
They have foreign goods like coffee in Iceland? Wew

>>68803177
i... is that ja/ck/?

why did he shrink

>>68803098
well he's not even wrong

doing a bit of light hppd

should probably lay off the weed for a bit

>>68803195
Hope you're using an espresso machine or at least an aeropress lad

fredrick "nigger" douglass

>>68803098
Well, is the guy in OP's pic right?

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>>68803248

>>68803241
Idk
I just call it a coffee machine

chicken and mushroom pot noodles don't actually have any chicken in them

>using the word nigger is considered edgy now
what has 4chan become

>HPPD is a DSM-IV diagnosis with diagnostic code 292.89.

that settles it then

>>68803286
Conform or fuck off gramps

>>68803212
um isn't insulting one of the founding fathers illegal

the constitution told me

ah yes... HPPD
*surreptitiously altavistas "HPPD"*

so many wanks done today
work in 4 hours

>>68803286
go back to /pol/ you alt-rightist cretin

>>68803303
DSM is a jewish invention

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>>68803098
>Freud was a jew

it checks out

>>68803323
so is math and science but i dont see you throwing calculus out the window because it was invented by the jew Gottfried Liebniz

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>>68803286

>>68803184
Time has this really annoying quality to it, it never fucking stops

>>68803318
ah yes, altavistas
*surreptitiously recalls earlier times*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C64XcDk7o0

Tarantino is extremely overrated and also has some weird obsession with black people

>>68803350
where DA FUCK did you get that picture of me

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>Fried chicken is one of the staple dishes of the American South - but its origins lie in Scottish immigrants who arrived in the region centuries ago.

kilt-niggers

>>68803371
Popular opinion: the post

if you never used

>56k dialup
>napster
>lycos
>geocities

You're literally a child who needs to fuck off right now ngl

>>68803371
he watched his mum get blacked every weekend in the 70s it fucked him up

>>68803371
It's a black male thing

>>68803366
I AM THE ONE DONT NEED NO GUN

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>>68803098
based

Well here we are then
The Christmas Lads.

>>68803382
I could never get my head around such newfangled technology

might go for a walk or eat something to see if I hate myself less afterwards

what is a good store to buy a new winter cap

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>>68803382
>floppy disks
>Microsoft Encarta
>56k

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At work lads
Had to be in extra early due to "holiday demand"
Not one IT ticket has come through so im sat here doing fuck all

>>68803430
how can I send you a ticket?

>>68803430
sneak a picture of your willy and post it here

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lads

᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎ ᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎ ᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎▲
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>>68803430
print your arse

>>68803430

sneak a picture of your girlfriend's willy and post it here

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>>68803423
>doing my school work using encarta

going to learn german lads

>>68803382
>tfw grew up with ADSL2 at the very minimum
Literally howling at you fossils

>>68803464
oh efg you can into triforce but never can you get repeating digits.

anyone else piss the bed into early teens?

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>>68803464

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>>68803481
I legit once made a friend piss the bed laughing when we were 12

Lads was crying by the end

stop posting triangles

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did I miss

>>68803510
Go boil a potato

how do i shot web

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

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Just got a new job in Film Production

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_Downey

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Can't sleep

What time is it back home lads?

When I was going to school we used typewriters and these things called slide-rules

>>68803532
You absolute fucking runt, lurk more

>>68803528
i dunno lol

who was phone?

>>68803472

learn mandarin, it's more useful for ya

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>>68803532

>>68803542
all south africans should be killed

>>68803555
Genuinely feel sorry for the lads in the future who will have to learn this in school desu

>>68803430
SHOE ON HEAD

>>68803556
>>68803560
Fucking embarrassing

Especially you icelad

>>68803493

why were you in bed with your friend?

>>68803547
sounds gay

>>68803561
Excellent post

>>68803571
We were on different beds mate

Was a sleepover ey

CHOON


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U

>>68803542
all south africans should be killed

>>68803589

sounds gay af did you give each other blowjobs? lmao fucking poof

>>68803589
>he didn't do a cheeky circlejerk with your mates on sleepovers
pfft

>>68803595
rorke

*breathe into my hand a few times*
*rub my hair back*
*turn around and put my arms out*

Alright anons I've got a date in three hours, how do I look?

business idea: /brit/ ditches all pretences of being a general about british culture in favour of some anglos spouting old 4chan memes

>>68803595
>Panzerlied
Not english, not a chance
*presses [Remove]*

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>>68803608

like pic related

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Celtic?

>>68803612
i hurd u liek mudkips XDD

>>68803378
the scots also had poetry duels similar to rap battles

>>68803612
>brits
>anglos

pic one

measuring my willy lately it's only been about 6.5 inches max but i can remember measuring it at over 7 a few years ago

must be getting fat

>>68803612
SHOOP DA WHOOP IMMA FIRIN MY LAZER

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thoughts lads?

>>68803625
bring back snacks haha

>>68803570
Im not icelad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzBD7-_YD68

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I'm a high school teacher.

When I hear the kids making plans for sleepovers my icy heart melts a little.

There is still innocence in this internet infested world.

>>68803542
All South Africans should be killed.

>>68803642
Don't know who this is and don't particularly want to

I do know you should fuck off though

ITTY BITTY BABY

Redpill me on Putin hacking the Brexit.

>>68803647
>>68803556
>>68803532
Oh my fucking GOD

MATE

GIVE IT UP

imagine being a yank in high school voluntarily learning german or french when a third of the population speaks spanish

imagine them trying to defend their decision by saying words like "culture" and "interesting"

imagine

>>68803632
t. Pablo Hernandez

>>68803661
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>>68803624

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>>68803532
>>68803556
>>68803647
>>68803669

>>68803653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELPKuKvo44k

>>68803643
omg that would be OVER 9000 epic wins!
>>68803658
hacked the paper ballots

choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9lEPYf4vQ

>>68803629
Ha! found it, turns out it's a norse/anglo-saxon tradition

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting

> The Flyting of Dumbar and Kennedie records a contest between William Dunbar and Walter Kennedy in front of James IV, which includes the earliest recorded use of the word shit as a personal insult.

>>68803650
Hey Chris, mum let me rent a 3-nighter for the Nintendo. We can play Mario party all night! I'll ask Dan if he wants to come over and we can have pizza then maybe watch Terminator 2 :).

>>68803678
all me btw

Best Placebo Song?

>>68803653
what a post

literally bookmarking it

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who /old/ here

>>68803688

thanks, canada. was afraid my first shitpost of the evening was going to be without any (you)s

i love (you)s

give me more (you)s

>tfw starting to believe the far right theories about Jews
have I gone off the deep end lads?

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

>>68803694
Pure Morning

>>68803709
i'll expect one in return la

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This is probably going a bit too far but what the heck

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

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>>68803710
>jews

that's so last year, paddy. we all know the truth about the moneygoblins, no more denying it.

>>68803709
alright, here's a free one, but that's it, these don't come cheap.

>>68803726
I DON'T HABEEB IT

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>>68803707
im 28 been on 4chan since '07

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Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)21:13:21 No.68803663 ▶
>>68803632
t. Pablo Hernandez
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>>68803661
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>>68803653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELPKuKvo44k [Embed]
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>>68803643
omg that would be OVER 9000 epic wins!
>>68803658
hacked the paper ballots
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choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9lEPYf4vQ [Embed]
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>>68803629
Ha! found it, turns out it's a norse/anglo-saxon tradition

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting

> The Flyting of Dumbar and Kennedie records a contest between William Dunbar and Walter Kennedy in front of James IV, which includes the earliest recorded use of the word shit as a personal insult.
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Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)21:14:54 No.68803689 ▶
>>68803650
Hey Chris, mum let me rent a 3-nighter for the Nintendo. We can play Mario party all night! I'll ask Dan if he wants to come over and we can have pizza then maybe watch Terminator 2 :).
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>>68803678
all me btw
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Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)21:15:04 No.68803694 ▶>>68803713
Best Placebo Song?
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Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)21:15:06 No.68803696 ▶
>>68803653
what a post

literally bookmarking it
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Anonymous 12/18/16(Sun)21:15:58 No.68803709 ▶
>>68803688

How do I make up with my gf? I upset her and she wont reply to me.

>>68803733
HABEEB IT

TWINKIE HOUSE

how do we get the leafs to leave 4chan forever

>>68803723
*shows this to my furby*
ah yes don't you remember

>In September of that year, Newton had a breakdown which included sending wild accusatory letters to his friends Samuel Pepys and John Locke. His note to the latter included the charge that Locke "endeavoured to embroil me with woemen".

Newton was literally MGTOW lmao

>>68803707
18

What are you thinking about anon-kun?

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>>68803719
>>68803731
you're a good goy, canada. a fine person, in my books.

when can we annex you?

any smart boys want to play me at trivia crack xx

>>68803689
bittersweet

>>68803745
*records you on my yakbak*
*plays it back in a really high tone*

ahahaha you sound such a poof

>>68803707
24 but I've been here since '08

God

Think I tried every vape in this town last night

*whips out my sony ericsson with fuckhuge camera*

bet you're all jealous now eh

>>68803762
ah yes bop-it
*bops it*

>>68803751
newton was a proper weirdo, probably an acute schizo obsessed in the occult

>>68803729
The screaming Druid at the end is a nice touch.

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I'll be there in 30 minutes.

>>68803777
fag

What a bittersweet thread

*sobs*

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>>68803810

>>68803789
Jesus christ that's old, I doubt the card stand is still there

>>68803729
memes aside videos like this make me winder why we tolerate them
https://youtu.be/TW38xni5PxE

north korea has more internet freedom than china somehow. can north koreans just freely browse some western sites? obviously not facebook or google

>>68803838
>jews leave europe
>irish are free to ruin it

yeah nah the Jews are the only ones stopping the bogs

>>68803838
memes aside why do you think your diaspora are scrambling for their passports after brexit

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>>68803810
This is the best /brit/ thread I've seen in a long time

Thanks for making it memorable, anons

did a poo in the cistern of a toilet once

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The gf is making nachos for din dins lads

Honestly don't know how to explain 4chan's influence on my life

>>68803873
>not 6 wings and chips with a lilt for 2.99

poor use of the chicken connoisseur image desu

maybe you shouldn't post here

>walks into your house
>pouts petrol on your bollocks
>sets them alight
>walks away whistling as your bollocks are burnt to a crisp

>>68803871
the 'ol double-decker

>>68803838
>title
i'm not clicking that shit

answer is obviously yes

>>68803904
That's OC nigga

Be happy I made that shit for you

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>>68803891

>>68803964
delete this image mate

>>68803838
They should leave Europe if only because that would make one less ethnicity for the europeans to blame for all their problems on

>>68803862
literally me

>>68803891
I'm more critical of people

>>68803184
Honestly so excited for the 2020's I don't even look back anymore.

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wtf? russians are pigs

OINK OINK PIGS

>>68803991
What makes you think the 2020s are going to be any better than the 2010s

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>tfw nothing to distract from all the bad memories
help me lads....I need something to lift this blanket of misery.....

>jews leave europe
>europe becomes an irrelevant backwater
top kek

>>68803986
I am the opposite, I don't care about anything anymore.

>>68803972
only people to blame are ourselves, for failing to not succumb to the filth that is the earth's other inhabitants

>>68803862
free travel
>>68803972
>get kicked out of cities bearly hundreds of times
>its not our fault, Europeans are anti-Semites!
hitler didnt go far enough

>>68804011
They'll probably be worse but SOMETHING is going to happen

>>68804011
honestly hoping things will be so much worse so it'll be enough to end it all

>>68803184
>bush years nostalgia
How?

Who /Paul Fetch/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNWoUTtwhhI

Tell your Mum to stop changing her lipstick my cock looks like a rainbow ahaha

>>68804013
that's what i listen to asmr for. every night i can't fall asleep because i keep thinking about all the times i fucked up and the only way to make it stop is to be listening to something

Yeah. Yeah, yeah; I'm still about.

>>68804062
do you browse reddit

>>68804011
they say hindsight is 2020, eh?

>>68804068
timps

>>68804063
Shut up nerd

>>68804073
Obviously not, Rule 10

'memba John Howard?

'memba CoD1?

'memba when you got excited about Christmas and Birthday presents?

'memba getting games in the cereal?

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>>68804040
>SOMETHING is going to happen
tfw the racewar doesn't happen
tfw whites just fade into nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVZSIPzH1o
doing a real think
>when you realise everyone but the royals are mostly jews

>>68804100
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters

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>>68804105
>'memba when you got excited about Christmas and Birthday presents?

jews aren't as bad as you guys make them out to be

what did you eat for dinner?

*judges you on what you ate*

>>68804067
>all the times i fucked up
wish this was the extent of it 2bh

abostralia should be range-banned

never met a jew in my life

>>68804011
Technology is gonna get better at a faster and faster rate.

Politics, international relations and the global economy are gonna get worse at a slow but consistent and perhaps accelerating pace.

>>68804131
did a hot 30 year old blonde nurse give you blowjobs for years while you were in a coma?

>>68804137
>Technology is gonna get better at a faster and faster rate.
ah yeah because it's been speeding up in the last 5 years and not slowing down at all

>>68804120
you have to go back

>>68804137
Compare 1996 to 2006

Compare 2006 to 2016

Yeah

>>68804037
that's an appeal to both tradition and popularity and you know it.

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>tfw stayed up all night playing vidya again when I should be getting good boy sleep for my job interview tomorrow my brother organised
hlp me

>>68804170
what is meant by this?

>>68804153
technology increases at an exponential rate

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what? you dont think i'm pretty, anon?

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>>68804178
wagecuck

>>68804187
fuck off sis!!

>>68804111
pro tip
never believe black people
the average black person believes the maddest consiparcies about whites
Went to school with lads who honestly believed that the illuminati existed and that they were white supremecists

accidently liked a girl's photo who i don't have added on facebook

it's cool tho, most prob, i did this like 4am.

>>68804178
Nigga you ded

would you fuck your first cousin if she was hot? i would.

the beatles aren't that great
the stones are shite
the who are much better

>>68804187
have a particular fetish for women with not perfect noses desu
particularly broken and crooked ones

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>he's here

>>68804180
1996 we had Quake
2007 we had Crysis
What the fuck does 2016 have?

>this leaf

dire

>>68804221
why is he walking towards the camera?

>>68804187
her hair is too wiry
her eyebrows are non existant
she's a brown eyed shit race
her nose is too big and ends weirdly
her lips are lopsided and so is her jaw

she's about a 6.

>>68804214
so instead of getting 4 or 5 hours of sleep, you're telling us all about it.

hmm

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>>68804203
>having facebook
FONT unless you have less than 5 friends

>playing BF1
>british vs german

>the british soldiers are fucking sikhs

>>68804186
maybe true in the mid 90s
not today
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/421186/why-cpus-arent-getting-any-faster/

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*reads display on heavy duty digital scales*

190kg....

*proceeds to enter thread*

>>68804235
got 70 likes on my FB profile

(this is a lot for a guy)

>>68804222
No Man's Sky?
FIFA 17?
Battlefield 1?
Bioshock Remastered?

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>>68804234
Don't want job, but feel like i'd let down my brother down

>>68804227
are you a farmer

>>68804239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore's_law

>>68804242
Dire

>>68804170
Sure, cellphones have probably reached their full market potential but there's plenty of technologies that have only recently entered the market with a lot of room to grow and some are seeing big advance even though they're still in R&D

>>68804256
You're letting yourself down.

>>68804111
Akala is a literal fucking nutter .

Remember him on some cunty chat show saying that we call our country "Great Britain" because of some inborn sense of superiority and arrogance. Ah yes, nothing to do with the fact that it was christened Great Britain by the Romans in the first century AD.

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HANGING DOWN FROM MY WINDOW
(those are my windchimes)
Windchimes
WINDCHIMES

in the late afternoon
you're hung up on -- windchimes

>>68804258
>Technological change is a combination of more and of better technology. A 2011 study in the journal Science, showed that the peak of the rate of change of the world's capacity to compute information was in the year 1998, when the world's technological capacity to compute information on general-purpose computers grew at 88% per year.[97] Since then, technological change clearly has slowed
did you even read that page you stupid fucking leaf
day of the rake needs to come soon

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>70 likes is.m a lot for a guy
literally have 100+ on my facebook because im on a good football team

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>>68804269
idk i'm gonna die in a couple of years anyway

>haha i have more

ye whatever hun

>>68804290
why's that?

>>68804258
We're approaching the limit though. Can't make transistors that much smaller

>>68804203
i dont really have a facebook and once i got a notification on the throwaway one where i had a friend accepted. i accidentally sent a request to the onitis

>>68804294
triggered

>>68804222
>video games are the only measure of technological progress

Compare what your average phone from 2006 could do to what brand new Samsung or Apple phone can do. Count how many appliances you have that have full fledged computers in them that didn't 10 years ago.

>>68804256
I understand that, it feels really shitty to let family down when they're trying to help you, just get some sleep, try to look okay for the interview. Wether you've prepared for the interview or not all you have to do is try. And don't be scared if they say yes, you can always find another job you like more later.

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Fuck

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>>68804235
It's not about how many friends you have, it's about how many you actually talk to.

I've got over 200 'friends' on facebook, just people I know, family and shit but I only talk to four of them regularly.

>>68804316
Don't give a shit about phones beyond internet browsing desu

>VR
>3D printing
>Self Driving cars
>CRISPR
>Insert other here
Which will be more relevant in the 20's?

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>I would say in general the internet is making us dumb and technological progress is overstated

>>68804316
okay, now compare a cellphone from 1996 to 2006, then from 2006 to 2016

I would say in general the internet is making us dumb and technological progress is overstated

>>68804342
nonce extradition to Saudi Arabia

>>68804352
but I learned just about everything I know from the internet.

spider cunt trying to get crafty on me now, we'll fuckin see sack of shit 8 legs nobody bitch

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>>68804298
girl i asked out rejected me

>>68804379
go to sleep

>>68804342
Revolt against the modern world, burn the cities, revive the spirit of the bronze age.

>>68804351
still miles fucking better

>can call; big
>can call, text, and email; small
>a complete computer the dimensions of a small stack of credit cards

A phone today is more powerful than a computer from 2006

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let's get some karen on the go boys

>>68804342
killing all white people

>>68804342
Inceldom rage, Right Wing Death Squads

gonna do a suicide

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Proto-wife is talking about having kids

Haven't the guts to tell her I'm sterile lads

http://www.selfauthoring.com/
Thoughs?

>>68804393
the jump from 1996 to 2006 in technology is bigger than 2006 to 2016 you little nigger, that was his point
never reply to me ever again

>>68804362
they're already there mate

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>>68804383
bit more too it than that, but night

Yellow Porirua

>>68804364
i learned everything i know from you :)

>>68804430
:)

>>68804427
sieg fuk

>>68804362
Saudi Arabia is gonna have a hard time holding it together, cold war with Iran, running out of oil money (which is what has essentialy kept the country from going full syria or yemen), getting called out on their shit because they fostered wahabism and foreign terrorism for so long.

>>68804342
Right wing death squads

>>68804390
If this kind of belief ever became a threat and it came to war its the only time I'd consider taking a life

>>68804448
good lol

>>68804342
Artificially intelligent agents

>>68804415
it's not

>>68804415
youre a fucking retard kill yourself

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MYbGeJP3tk

>>68804420
Do you suffer from depression and mental illness or are you just a retard who blows everything out of proportion?

Reply to me. I am a big hat lads lol big fucking dora. Need to get the mail

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>Need to get the mail

NEED this to happen to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSaOecltEjI

>>68804347
This.
This has been the age of engineering and milking the shit out of huge breakthroughs from the 40s and 50s.
We had pretty nice PDAs 20 years ago, someone having the bright idea to stick cell phone circuitry in them so normies have an excuse to buy one is innovation but not some huge technological break through.

>>68804203
girl did this to me at 3am on an old profile pic and unliked. She wasn't that pretty, but it was a confidence boost

>>68804543
i dont think u get the joke mate

>>68803184
that pic is very clearly in the 90s

>>68804559
nice one lad, did you chat shit to her?

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>>68804534
need this to happen to me

>>68804601
Na forgot about it until now. She has a bf now i think too

>>68804055
>letting politics dictate whether or not you have a good time
>not taking control of your life and making it what you want it to be
>thinking the president has any bearing on your life
>referring to specific periods as "[leader's name] years"

the dilapidated shanty town of you

thailad is there such thing as cuckolding in thailand? can I come over and cuck some little dick asians with my big white cock?

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An unhappy squid girl.

new
>>68804646
>>68804646
>>68804646

>>68803650
nonce

>>68803384
Is there a white male left who isn't gay for black men? You realize white men can have large penises?

>>68804643
Some of the ladyboys have monstercocks. White people are a joke now.

>>68803184
>tfw growing up all the latest and greatest science was predicted for 2020
>"mankind will be able to reach Mars by 2020", "scientists will create economically viable solar panels by 2020", "scientists will be able to clone humans by 2020", etc.
>tfw about to get all this cool shit
What a time to be alive