Why are argentines so self hating on here I want to live in

>>68800730
Don't pay attention to the chilean proxyfag "self haters". Argentina is literally the best country on earth.

Come home, white man.

>>68802661
lmfao

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>>68800730
I really wish I were Argentine.

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>Google Maps in Buenos Aires
>it's whiter than a random city in California

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>>68802682
>>68802703
>>68802739
Don't worry. You are ALWAYS welcome in Argentina.

We will ALWAYS welcome you like our friends.

You DONT have to suffer in your shithole of a countries, you DONT deserve such a life.


Just come to Argentina. You wont regret it.

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>>68802762
I can't speak Espanol.

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>>68802762
Thanks you master

>>68802796
Britain, you need to invade Argentina and force them to speak English.

>>68802819
I mean 'thank you' (v:

>>68802796
Oh, my dear white friend. You don't HAVE to speak spanish because almost everyone speaks english and literally everyone loves europeans.
You will feel in Europe for the first time.

>>68802854
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not

>>68802833
You've done a much better job at that than we ever could have hoped to do

Cultural powah

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>>68802899
He's not being sarcastic.

i saw that top gear episode where they went to argentina. please dont throw rocks at me

>>68802854
so you got tired of your "argentina is a brown shithole" meme and switched gears to the full white european mode?

>>68802974
im impressed

everyone is welcome, come if you want

>>68802661
>chilean proxyfag "self haters"
just how paranoid do you have to be

>>68802986
Do you even know why they were throwing rocks at them?

>>68803279
Because they can't handle the banter?

>>68803291
>A sign with the number of argentinians murdered in a war
>Banter
Pick one

>>68803298
rude sharter

>>68803291
to be fair Clarkson couldn't handle the banter either when he punched his producer cause he's old fat cunt who wanted some better food despite being paid too much to drive cars

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>>68800730
who knows man
who knows

some years ago I went to Argentina. I was treated nicely until someone asked me where I'm from. They were thinking I was Portuguese, when they found out I was from SP I almost got btfo

what is wrong with some of you guys?

>>68803362
This. Clarkson is a knob.

>inb4 some retard talks about le ebin based Clarkson BTFOing PC culture
Yeah, punching a white man in the face because you want a sarny is his stand against PC Britain.

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>>68802974
what is this abomination penetrating brazil?
why is it part of argentina? i think it should be part paraguay or brazil. we could probably organize some kind of a coup to straighten this up. it just looks untidy on the map.

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>>68803367
wait a second mate, I think that picture needs more saturation

>>68803338
>murdered
It's not murder. Murder implies it's unlawful killing. They were killed in a war in which they were the aggressors. And the plate was H982 FKL. They got assblasted about it being the year Argentina was BTFO, not how many died.

>It's not murder. Murder implies it's unlawful killing. They were killed in a war in which they were the aggressors. And the plate was 9/11. They got assblasted about it being the year America was BTFO, not how many died.

Such is war.

>>68803482
Hm, do you studied the argentinian side of the story? I don't think so, I will tell you a little detail, lots of argentinians (from 16 years on) were FORCED by the dictators to be in that war, they recived a shitty training, do you think they were "agressors" now? H982 FKL was one of the plates, but it wasn't the only one.

>>68803576
Yes, Argentina was still the aggressor. Whether the Argentine soldiers wanted to fight or not does not change the fact that they were the aggressors.

>>68803550
This

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>>68803550
>terrorist attacks are the same as an actual battle in an actual war
t. Argentine in Britain

>>68802661
fuck off faggot

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>>68803590
Well... it's just a banter, don't blame me

>>68800730
and fuck off you too tubby

>>68802661
kek

>>68803649
yea porsche 911 is banned in the us for that reason. if clarkson ever drives it here i will personally stone him

>>68803649
Making 9/11 jokes won't result in you being assaulted, Pablo. You can be butthurt all you want. Won't change the fact that you got annihilated in the Falklands War.

>>68803682
Your emergency number is 911, though. That doesn't make sense.

>>68802974
Fucking hell they are doing everything they can to get out of there. Macri better pick up the pace.

might go to america and dial 911 to see if I'm stoned to death

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>>68803712
>if
You definitely will be. I just wish we could handle it as well as the Argentines handled losing the Falklands War. Such a noble people.

>>68803698
woooah why are you so edgy? making fun of a war your country didn't fight

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>>68803743
>stating literal facts
>edgy
Argentina fought and lost in the Falklands war.

>>68803698
Oh John, please, stop with this shit, I don't even care about those islands, in fact i like the name in english, what i don't like is people making fun of a war, a war where 16 years old kids were send to be killed in a fucking war they don't even wanted to be in.

with all due respect, i hate clarkson and i would love so much to punch him in the face just for lulz so any number combination would work.

>>68803841
not him, and i agree with you.

>>68803841
So what you're saying is that you can't handle the banter?

>>68803811
america fought and lost to asians farmers

and?

>>68803906
Do you see people throwing rocks over license plates with 1955 on them? No? You and your country needs to learn to handle the banter.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/744515/Argentina-Falkland-Islands-Britain-Brexit-Susana-Malcorra-Theresa-May-Falklands-trade

>>68803894
>making fun of people who die in a war

>you can´t take le bantz xd

truly you are autistic

>>68803933
>you can never, ever make fun of anything if anyone ever died because of it

>>68803482
i dont even like jews but according to you
>muh 6 gorillions jews were lawfully killed since it was in a war

wew lad

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I want to go to Argentina too. I can speak some Spanish, too.

I love Argentina

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>>68803978
>killing civilians is the same as killing combatants
Nice proxy, Argie.

>>68803978
You fell into the pity trap just as the burger did

>>68803932

>You and your country needs to learn to handle the banter.
Whate the fuck are you talking about stupid?they are the one who left because they can´t handle our banter

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>wtf guys its just banter

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>mfw Argies and Argies with Chilean proxies LITERALLY think that killing an enemy soldier in a battle is the same as killing civilians
>mfw they LITERALLY think that killing enemy soldiers in a defensive war is LITERALLY the same as killing unarmed civilians
>they LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY believe this

>>68803998
If you call combatants 16 years old kids with a shitty training (they were still beating their faces with the gun's butt everytime they shoot) lemme just say you are a little bit (A LITTLE BIT) stupid my murican friend

>>68803978
>>68804093
Nice obvious proxies, Pedro.
>>68804112
>If you call combatants 16 years old kids with a shitty training (they were still beating their faces with the gun's butt everytime they shoot) lemme just say you are a little bit (A LITTLE BIT) stupid my murican friend
Let me ask you a couple of questions.
Were they:
a) armed
b) part of the armed forces of Argentina
c) involved in combat
(Note: Whether or not they wanted to be involved does not matter)
If you answered yes to any of these questions, they were a combatant.

>>68804151
A) Yes, they were armed by the people that forced them to do it.
B) Not, they were studying, we have schools here, you know?
C) Yes, they were forced to be involved in that war
Just a thing my smart murican friend, my english is really basic, but i will try to write it.
If someone aims you in the head and tells you to give him all your money, you are giving him all your money right? So, now it is his money because you gived it to him... with your hands...

>>68804299
>Not, they were studying, we have schools here, you know?
If they were studying, how were they killed?

>>68804112
>>68804299
>I won't shoot this guy aiming a gun at me because he might not necessarily want to be here

>>68804311
Unless, of course, they were conscripted. But if they were conscripted, that would make them part of the armed forces.

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>ah yes, we were forced by the government to go to war
>did i mention they were 12 year old boys as well with diagnosed cancer? lmao stupid murrican, i dont even care about those islands, we are the victims

>>68804107
>>68804151

your country is bombing 7 countries at this moment yet none of them is a war declared by your congress.

basically your country are murdering people, not killing combatants

"It in effect counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants, ... unless there is explicit intelligence posthumously proving them innocent."

>>68804311
Really? They were killed in a war... with guns... from british soldiers, the thing my murican friend, is that they were FORCED, do you know what that word means? FORCED to stop studying to be in that war

>>68804373
Fuck off proxy faggot

>>68804346
Argies are such scum. No wonder all the other latinos I've met despise them.

>>68804373
I'd love for you to show me where
a) we were talking about the US
b) I was defending this
>>68804375
How many times do I need to tell you? The fact that they were FORCED to fight changes nothing.

>>68804375
why you keep reply him? they know nothing the only thing they can do is making shitty jokes

>>68804373
Do you realize that the Chilean flag above your posts doesn't hide the fact that you're an Argie?

>>68803403
we're horny for them brazillian butts

>>68804413
Why it doesn't count?

>>68804413
a) we are talking about murder
b) i didnt say you are defending it, just saying usa is a murder country

>>68804437
he doesnt realise adult people can have different opinions

>>68804472
Because the fact that they were forced to join the army didn't change the fact that they were armed and engaged in combat. It didn't make their bullets into blanks. They weren't lined up and executed via firing squad by the British. If someone was pointing a gun at you and was about to shoot you, would you not shoot them just because they might not want to be there?

>>68804486
t. Proxy

Chupa la que cuelga mesero y la conchatumadre

>>68800730
Shit looks like any average landscape in America

>>68804486
Then why bring it up, my proxy-using Argie friend? It had literally nothing to do with what is being talked about here and is Soviet-tier whataboutism.

>>68804535
t.El que usa proxy Argentina

>>68804509
Do you remember what triggered all this? BANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER BANTER, does that refresh your mind? I know in a war people dies, and it is ok to laugh of a guy that was like "DIE FUCKING ENGLISH PIRATES" i would totally laugh when he dies (maybe not totally okay, like, it is not politically correct, but this is the internet and blah blah blah, everything is funny here), but in my opinion, 16 years old kids forced to be in a war doesn't deserve it just my opinion, i never said they don't deserve to be shooted by the british, of course, the british did a great job down there, but, you gotta laugh about it? really?

>>68804575
Wrong wording. Proxy confirmed.

>>68804527
>>68804548
i'm indeed chilean. why are you so butthurt about your contry being murdering people all over the planet, i thought you liked it

>>68802661
its very nice but come on

>>68804591
KEK ojala supiera cambiarme de proxy.

>>68804602
I'm not the butthurt one, Argie. Stop trying to deflect.
>>68804589
It started because you and your countrymen can't handle the banter.

>>68804624
c'mon I know it is you, stop samefagging

Cuando debutaron? (Debutaron?)

>open thread
>americanposting

>>68802739
Of course it is, what, you thought US is white?

>>68804624
>Argie
>Banter
Well, i think i falled for you my murican friend, so i wrote all that thing for nothing? What a shame

>>68804650
ayer debuté con tu vieja

>>68804665
The fact that all of this started was because you can't handle simple banter from old Brits about the Falklands war. I would say the same thing about Americans who get triggered by 9/11 jokes.

>>68802739
Argentina...
El país más grande de Hispanoamérica, la tercera economía de Latinoamérica y el país con el índice de desarrollo humano más alto de América Latina. El país latinoamericano con más premios nobel de todos, y uno de los tres únicos países en formar parte del G-20
Uno de los mayores productores de alimentos del planeta Tierra.

>>68803403
Because there is a giant river, that's why the border is there

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>>68804923
Here is what I propose. I outlined the river(s) in blue. The red line is the new proposed border.
Perhaps we could create a little country there bounded by the rivers and maybe call it Parazil.
But something needs to be done about that appendix. It triggers my autistic reflexes.

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>>68805217
We can't just retake uruguay and annex Rio Grande do Sul, that solve the problem too

>>68803668
Yo soy un tubby que andaba solo
en una ciudad pesada
hasta que un dia encontre una tubby
y quiso que la acompañara

>>68805305
Yes, that would work too. As long as the appendix is gone. Uruguay wouldn't mind I am sure. And the brazilian south would probably be happy to make Argentina even whiter. We need to talk to Brazilians about that.

>>68803841
lmao wtf im american and i make jokes about 911 and vietnam and korea and WWII and the war of 1812 and the quasi war. hell, i make jokes about the the holocaust and the holodomir, the armenian genocide and srebrenica.
if you think the falklands war is off limits to joke about you are a fucking pussyfooting dick licking piece of shit. fuck off already.

and give up your claim to antarctic territory, your little baby shit hole of a country doesnt deserve any land on antarctica.

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>>68805420
South Brazil might be an independence whore here and there but it would rather be part of Brazil 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times more over joining the argies

>>68807914
>shit hole of a country
lol no

>>68808073
i always think its cute when the pathetic little no-name countries try to come out to play and talk about how developed they are. bonus points when they talk about their influential economies or powerful militaries.

Germans are welcome in Argentinia, right?

>>68808644
>influential economies or powerful militaries.
we don't have those things.
we just have a good life quality standard, which mexico doesn't have, josé.

>>68808749
no such thing as Argentinia.
but yeah sure, whatever.
just keep in mind that there's a lot of racism here, so this might not be a country of your liking.

>>68808809
I'm a /pol/tard

>>68808835
in that case I'll have to inform you that while the majority of our population is white, the actual statistics that you might find are a big lie.