Fuck Bill Nye the engineer guy edition
>>68799815
Got some soylent coming in tomorrow, what can I expect?
>mfw there will be a record number of suicides after tomorrow
a fat man bearing presents?
>>68799855
The future
mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougo
>>68799869
Eight days of celebration instead of just a single one?
>>68799857
More like record number of riots to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iwU2smExVE
>tfw leafhate is high and only going up
2017 will be excellent. Canadians won't be able to post anything at all without getting harrassed.
think I'm gonna drive tescos, buy some crisps and some corned beef
friendly PSA
>>68799891
>tfw jewish mom and christian father so I celebrate both christmas and Hannukah
plebians will never know this joy
(evil spirit noises)
>>68799913
Sounds good
>2017 will be excellent. Canadians won't be able to post anything at all without getting harrassed.
>>68799789
qué es la conalep?
>>68799855
I found a bunch of them outside once. They were pretty good for when I was too lazy to make any food.
I don't know what they were doing outside though.
death to all jews
>>68799929
>>68799899
Uh okay, what are we supposed to do about it?
>>68799926
This happened a lot where I grew up, a lotta half jews and half italians
>>68799892
More like record number of limp wristed protests to be honest.
>>68799925
stop it
Been waiting a long time for this, buds.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
miko miko reimu, miko miko reimu, miko miko reimu
>>68800009
the los angeles raiders!
football is for fags
>>68800026
>it was one of us
>>68800001
That may be true but I certainly get a crucible vibe from this whole thing.
Friends are hanging out without me tonight and not sure if I was a jerk or what
>>68800015
Wtf is this?
choose you're date tonight, /cum/
>>68799857
why?
>>68800083
clearly you've never had pizza before
>>68800113
Electoral College is voting in Trump tmrw
>>68800097
papia
>>68800051
>>68800062
>>68800134
thank god
can't believe your libs tried to revive the 'reds under the bed' sentiment to prevent it happening
>>68800097
papina
>>68800097
Which one has the most feminine penis?
>>68800097
Papia
I love crazy gorlds
>>68800201
girls cant have penises
>>68800181
Papina is only available to girls
>>68800150
fag
>>68800174
They are chimping out and trying to get some faithless electors to vote for kasich but if that happened there would be massive demonstrations and unrest. Expect leftist tears tmrw morning
>tfw neither the Canadian with the bushy eyebrowed Slavic sister nor the German with Steam comes through
Being really let down tonight, /cum/
you are welcome raiders.
TFW too intelligent
>>68800097
sauce on show btw
>>68800097
>All of their names starts with "papi"
Hmm...
>/brit/
shall not be going there any more to be honest buds
even once is too much
Are my fellow North Americans ready for Christmas? I'm about to bake some Christmas cookies for my cousins and parents.
>>68800248
We would be WAAAAY better off with John Kasich at this point. Of course you can't disprove that.
>>68800277
Flip flappers
>>68800282
pure coincedence
>>68800219
>girls cant have penises
>>68800062
football is for fags
>>68800299
I want more art like this
also, why would Buttercup be the only one to have shorts under her skirt?
>>68800299
Post pics and show us how they come out anon
>>68800174
No one asked you, jumped-up jackaroo cocksucker.
If you think trump's coziness with russia isn't problem you're retarded.
t. Actual conservative
>>68800319
THats a dude
>>68800292
Nigga you live in Cali
>>68800009
>this false hope
just to be clear
only raiders fans are fags
>>68800309
I wouldn't complain if they voted Rand
I want to beat up that guy that was sexually harassing BajaChan last night.
>>68800400
>5'4"
>>68800427
I'm right here, bitch. I can't wait to do it again.
>>68800400
Meh, at least he has more balls than other Republicans but he's still a bit of a shithead.
>>68800097
papito
masculine grills best grills
Rin best girl
>>68800427
Me?
>>68800451
*sucker punches you*
>>68800427
>>68800451
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>68800343
>not wanting to perpetuate cold war 2 = coziness
really made me think
oh, and you're a cuckservative
>>68800427
The fuck is a BajaChan?
>>68800465
>grill
Pierre, I....
>>68800319
No way that's a fucking dude.
>>68800343
>If you think trump's coziness with russia isn't problem you're retarded.
wuts the problem m8 it's almost like you want to start shit with russia for no reason at all and to no obvious benefit for yourself
and the chief provocator of the last few decades, china, is finally getting the treatment it deserves
>>68800427
BajaChan is a bot.
>>68800470
*poops on you*
Anyone in Toronto wanna fight, blowjob or grab dinner?
>>68800507
Not him but they did invade Ukraine without any provocation.
>>68800392
My hatred for you fucks has kept me going for 15 years.
I'll be at the playoff/div championship game wearing a 40+yr old biletnikoff jersey and i'll be willing to die there in it.
>Weed is still illegal in Canada
what had Trudeau actually done?
>>68800488
It's an anime
>>68800536
No
>>68800489
...oh
I don't know anymore. You know, 4chan...animes...memes...
brb, killing myself
>>68800536
dinner sounds nice
can we go out to nice italian place
>>68800542
Embezzlement
>>68800537
crimea*
>>68800512
No........way
>>68800536
lets fight and the loser has to give a blowjob and buy dinner
>>68800507
>>68800537
Trump: Putin is a tremendously great guy, believe me folks, this man knows how to get things done. I just came to an agreement to allow my friend Putin to annex Eastern Ukraine. Believe me folks, there will be peace for our time.
>>68800572
What about crimea?
>>68800507
I love his tough stance on china.
>russia dindu
Wew.
>>68800542
Banned Gamergate
>>68800602
the ethnically russian part of ukraine you say? the guys that wanted to succede?
I'm back from work
>>68800537
>>68800604
2bf Russia gave Crimea to Ukraine in the mid 90's as a sign of good faith that Ukraine would remain within the russian political sphere and a majority of Crimeans speak russian
lads stop me from texting my ex
>>68800691
*breaks your phone*
>>68800691
I really hope you don't, you're stronger than that
>>68800691
Mexco yur mi frend, dond du dat. Is a bed idee
>>68800691
shes an ex for a reason. you can do better. she can't fix whatever you think she can
>>68800691
No, you deserve this unhappiness
>>68800654
Welcome back. How was your day?
>>68800723
chilly
I'm drinking hot cocoa now so its better
How was yours?
>>68800723
wow you sound like his fucking wife or some shit, how gay
>>68800739
Stayed home studying for my last exam. Was boring, but better now that you're here.
>>68799759
Was ist dein name?
m8s shes dating a girl after like 3 months of breaking up, thats like the round mound of rebound.
my mind is killing me.
>>68800641
What was stopping them from peacefully succeeding?
>>68800762
Did you make her a lesbian?
>>68800723
are you playing husband and wife
how cute and fucking gay ahahahak
>>68800755
Aww, how flattering
Quite the cutie you are
>>68800762
>literally made her a lesbian
wew
>>68800762
she has mental issues and shes probably crazy. dont do it
>>68800762
Lmao, reminds me when George drove that girl to lesbianism, hooked up with her again and ended up getting engaged to her when all the time he really hated her. He was only free from the pain when she finally died, dont make georges mistake
Remember when you were 10 years old watching tv in the dead of night and the headon commercial came on
Trauma desu
>>68800764
They did
The Ukrainian Civil War is between Eastern and Western Ukraine, where Eastern wants to leave and form their own country/be eaten by Russia
>>68800762
Women go gay when they hate men. They aren't born gay like men. What did you do?
>>68800811
That doesn't seem very peaceful to me.
>tfw no qtpi ukrainian gf to save from the clutches of Russia
>>68800807
I remember desperately wanting to fap and watching cinemax night time porns. Sometimes I'd miss them or they weren't enough to cum and I'd have to watch the paid programming 30 minute long Girls Gone Wild ads
>>68800691
>>68800762
What a terrible way to lose at the game of life tbqh.
>>68800764
they're not the majority and wouldn't win a referendum and all proposals got shot down
there's been ethnic tension there for a long time too, far worse than in the baltics
so basically long story short anyone who's kicking up a fuss about russia as a last resort to keep trump from taking office should be forced to wear a dunce hat for the rest of their life
>>68800756
Ich heiß PajamaMan
>>68800830
why would one want to escape one commie to go to another commie?
>>68800825
I thought you were talking about Crimea, sorry
No the Donetsk Republic is full blown shithead, and the Ukrainian government is a mix of incompetence, corruption, and the few people who somehow still make it work
>>68800845
Why don't they just move to Russia?
>>68800848
I would save her from being a commie by taking her to the land of the free
>>68800786
Yes, she was really mentally unstable.
My intuition tell me she will one day text me, and im gonna be weak cause im a weak ass pussy.
>>68800816
I may been a dick sometimes, but she drove me crazy desu. She is a crazy bitch, once she got super upset with me because i told her to stop acting like a manchildren cause she was getting super upset about losing at splatoon.
>>68800794
Who is George
>>68800867
well technically they did :^)
>>68800874
Call her. Do it faggot.
Fucking hell lads, I'm getting drunk. Been posting in the old threads and shit. Nevermind, still love you guys <3
>>68800838
>waking up at 4am to turn on the movie channels because that was the only way for a stupid kid to get pron
I've been chasing that dick tingle for the rest of my life, and not found it
>>68800902
Isn't Russia a bigger shithole because of that war?
>>68800807
>HEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHE FOREHEADHEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHEFOREHEADHEADONAPPLYDIRECTLYTOTHEFOREHEAD
How could I forget?
put the digits in the bag and nobody gets their brain matter splattered
>>68800905
bad post
>>68800908
You're cool funland
>>68800762
>>68800874
R u talking about Baja
>>68800898
From Seinfeld
>>68800943
Have a (you)
>>68800943
Do you mean these digits?
>>68800986
that was just a practice run...
>>68800974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C70vDkYvqk
>>68800943
>>68800955
I didnt know she was a grill.
>>68800939
cause of sanctions which means everyone has russia by the balls anyway so putting further pressure on them is just going to lead to more drastic action by putin at this point (guaranteed to happen with h*llary)
with trump it will de-escalate which SHOULD BE what everyone wants except i woke up one day and there were a bunch of bleeting fucktards talking about how we need to back russia further into a corner and propose a no-fly zone over syria
>>68800999
god so many normie things being discussed. I feel left out.
>>68800986
watch this
>>68800999
FUK OFF FROM OUR THREAD YOU FUCKNG THEIF
Favorite Christmas songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmfenFBOKY
that feel when i have the best chin in /cum/
>>68800841
They can't all be winners like us, we're the perfect couple :)
*cums in my hand*
*Grabs Baja's hand with my cum hand*
Our love is impenetrable, unlike Baja's privates by my long majestic penis! Teeheeehee ;D
>>68801022
None, I hate christmas to be honest.
>>68800945
Why? He wants to text her, which is stupid because he will give her time to think about what or how to answer to him. The best thing is to confront the demon, call her and realize that her place is not on that pedestal that he secretly thinks she belongs. Calling her is the only way to realize this.
>>68801028
proof.
>>68800952
Finland should be the 51st state. We'd make America proud with our memes.
>>68801016
The sanctions were only made because they broke the law and spread chaos in the region.
Fuck you Australia, I bought a package of timtam and I can't help myself. Already halfway through the package and now I have an excessive craving. I don't even eat this kind of stuff regularly.
>Obama presented a forged birth certificate
>tfw just discovered I have a lactation fetish
How far have I fallen lads
>>68801022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJS0r55ofEA
It's pretty much identical to every other Wesley Willis song, but it's still good
>>68801054
first your populace needs to switch english
>>68801052
no hes going to call her and shes going to manipulate him into thinking shes changed or that hes the one whos wrong. and being a weak pussy (as he said) hes viable to fall for either one.
>>68801077
I've got that too. Most lactation porn comes from old ugly mothers with nasty, large, brown nipples.
>>68801077
dont really like that fetish
t. liker of flat chests
>>68801061
i think i've basically explained in every way i can why this sudden 'fuck russia' attitute caused by the election is stupid so if you want to keep it anyway well w/e lol
>>68800923
>those softcore pornos that aired on Citytv late at night
>watching them with the TV muted in the dark
>you hear someone else in your house get up
Any other Leafs know this feel?
>>68801077
not that weird
unless you want to suck on ur mommy's titties
>>68801122
did anyone here ever watch Co Ed Confidential? I used to love Michelle Maylene
>>68801072
why stop at one packet?
you could have two... maybe three even
>>68801118
I don't have any negative feelings towards Russia but this mess was their own fault and no one else's.
>>68801091
>your populace needs to switch english
>to switch english
wew, shouldn't be a problem for them at any rate.
>>68801052
>>68801092
She wont take the call.
But everyone is right, she is a crazy bitch that doesnt deserve me, nor my good looks, nor my benis.
is it true that if a pregnant woman eats too many twinkies
the child will be born with 11 fingers?
>>68801106
This.
So fucking hard to find porn like that with younger women, but when you do, it's a goldmine.
>>68801077
literally the breast fetish
>>68801149
I sort of care about my health.
tim tams are shit
stroopwaffels are better
the south will secede as a fascist nation
>>68801211
and immediately collapse in on itself without federal welfare
the tea party was right holy balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3KRxTfkLM
wtf is going on with this world
>>68799741
wew
>>68801204
Yeah but the store doesn't sell stroopwaffels.
*hugs you*
>>68801243
I want to grope your crotch aggressively
i think the time has come to ask the real hard hitting questions
like whether baja chan would ever date an australian or not
>>68801234
once we deport the blacks we wont collapse
true we will be poorer but can you really put a price on not being part of america?
>>68801236
I fucking hate Joe Arpaio, i just dislike him.
Why is it illegal to celebrate Christmas in Europe?
>>68801275
I think the Anglo-Celtic master race is acceptable no matter which nationality.
>>68801275
>Wanting my sloppy seconds
might as well hit up the /brit/ regulars. I've already dipped my dig into Baja, LMM, CIA, Chile, FootKraut and all the regulars here
>>68801294
because its not a muslim holiday and thus against sharia law
Are you on track for 25?
I got vaccinated. It's over. I can feel autism setting in
>>68801236
Why is that autist still on this bullshit instead of getting ready for his deportation party a month away
hello???
>>68801326
Hello?
>>68801311
how do you expect me to afford a house like that
>>68801326
Ahoy
>>68801362
by not being a failure
>>68801311
Nah, I'm going in the Navy for the next 8 years pretty soon and I'm not getting married until I'm out. Going to get plenty of exotic pussy at the ports though
>>68801304
reee i've never even met a mexican i want to know what they even usually look like
>>68801362
by taking out a huge mortgage that will result in all your assets being seized two years down the road
hello?
>>68801260
>*hugs you back*
I like when girlies have flat chests or wear baggy jackets so you can't see their boobs
>>68801267
*grabs you by the throat*
Back the fuck off!?!?
>>68801434
you could just say, "i'm gay"
Canadians
>>68801434
girls with small boobs tend to hate their boobs desu.
just tell them you like her small boobs and they will love you.
>>68801289
I wonder why
The football player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTkCydC2VF4
would be cool to learn polish or vietnamese for no other reason than to write notes to yourself
literally loathe myself lmao
>>68801496
t. CIA
>>68801403
Imagine an American with black hair and darker skin, but still pretty light skinned.
>>68801243
BajaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA~
*Erupts in cum*
-chan!
*One last squirt shoots out and nails Baja right in the mouth*
*Baja starts choking on the cum*
Don't worry my princess, I'll save!
*Shove my dick in Bajas throat
*Push the cum into her tummy with my lengthy erect cock*
*Take my dick out before she chokes on that too*
*The friction of Bajas insides rubbing against my girth makes me shoot more cum into Bajas hair as I withdraw my cock*
Free hair gel AND a tasty meal, no need to thank me ;)
>>68801521
why is cia posting anime ?
what should I do familia?
>go clubbing with my normie friends with a 0% chance of getting laid or meet any girl
>reignite a relation with my psycho ex that just released some """artsy"""" nudes of herself
>take a nap and stay all night binge watching Hourou Musuko and talking w u lads
>>68801522
lol.
maybe half the country is like that. but we still have indigenous features, i have indigenous hair, and one of my friends is hairless despite being dark blonde.
@68801547
>>68801586
None of the above, post those artsy nudes for your fellow /cum/ amigos to see.
C'mon bud, don't let us down.
>>68801547
My sweet little whorish Bajachan
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Bajachan’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Bajachan will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>>68801576
Because it has Brady
>>68801362
Move to the middle of no where desu
>>68801513
ejnoyed this vid btw
*advocates friendship and good relations*
>>68801613
It's actually getting kind of sad, not /cum/fy.
BUDS I'M PROJECTED TO WIN MY FANTASY GAME NOW
Might win 500 buckaroos
I need to change my regional flag desu
>>68801626
i only posted for bebi
>Hamilton electors sway the vote
>It goes to the predominantly Republican House of Representatives
>They invariably pick an actually competent Republican to lead the country
I'll be happy either way desu, libcucks get BTFO regardless and even if Trump destroys the country at least we'll get some good memes out of it
>>68801681
>le trump is bad meme
no wars for you, cuckservative
If Trump loses I will drink the kool aid senpai
G-Dragon
>>68801547
Fuck you, I'm hard now.
>>68801716
drink the cum-aid
Mugi is objectively the best written and thought provoking character created for the intellectually gifted. Mugi is the core element to the most comfy and interesting episodes, and is undoubtedly the highest tier for personality, inter-character plot interactions and body. Tsumugi Kotobuki is the thinking man’s K-ON.
>>68800847
I need more info than that there are so many of those, avatar?
>>68801751
gas yourself
what is k on even about?
>>68801751
COAL
O
A
L
>he doesn't have a zombie waifu
What's your excuse, lads?
>>68801714
I don't think Trump is bad, hell I voted for him
But you gotta admit he's a bit of a loose cannon, and in the event that he irreversibly fucks everything up I'll be okay with that
>>68801780
>>68801619
the rest are nsfw, so nay
>>68801773
hmmmm
Girl complimented my butt today tbqh
>Internship position
>Requirements: 1-3 years of experience
Nigga what the fuck
Should I see if I can apply anyways?
>>68801774
cute girls who drink tea and eat cake but sometimes they play music
>>68801773
dont think youre cia because cia would never stoop so low as to be a mexican
Going out with a friend, hope i dont do anything stupid.
Goodnight cumers
>>68801833
disgusting
anybody wanna be my friend???
weeaboos need not apply thanks
>>68801855
Not gonna lie it makes me uncomfortable when girls compliment my butt
>>68801766
Es tut mir leid. Du musst müde sein. Hier ist meine Bild. Es ist PajamaMan
>>68801833
Gracias mi amigo, got a link for me? Also watch your chinese cartoons after your nap.
*ignores mexi-posters friendship request*
>>68801889
At what point does one qualify as "weaboo"?
>>68801878
Goodnight anon.
Have fun.
no hymen no diamond
>>68801855
My ass hurts. I lunged while carrying 2 45 pound wheels for about a block's distance yesterday. I hardly want to walk now.
Hey guys
>>68801855
Post a picture of your butt.
>>68801938
hey~
>
>>68801922
Stupid SPIC!
>>68801948
Hello, Danish-chan~
>>68801922
Diverse kots
>>68801922
Let's have some fun of our own Baja :D
*Cums in a pie crust*
*Bakes it*
*Smashes it in Baja's face*
Tag you're it!
>>68800641
>>68800764
It's "secede", you fucks.
>>68801999
Stop being lewd
>>68802003
nah man, I just looked it up it's succeed
>It's "secede", you fucks.
>>68802039
Because you can't secede without the SUCC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbJyaHyVL24
>*Smashes it in Baja's face*
>Tag you're it!
Is he autistic?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11908426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimated_number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country
you can reply to this if your country cracks 100
>>68802122
Clearly.
Is SouthDakotalad here tonight?
>>68802122
Clearly.
Don't even refer to him indirectly anymore please.
Thanks.
>>68802122
There's nothing autistic about a game of tag with a cute girl, stop projecting you insecure autist
>>68802130
haven't opened the link but i'm going to reply either way. got a problem with that,, buddy ???
>>68802133
>>68802130
>Canada 30.8
>lower than France
I guess France is including Islamic terrorists in their total?
>>68801833
>the rest are nsfw
What a whore. Permaban her from your life.
to the nightclub it is then
see u later famlads, have a good night.
P.S. bajachan you're mine, i don't care if you have a dick or two
i've got this poorly thought theory that evry central part of a certain territory with a relatively large number of individuals tend to be the most ignorant and underdeveloped and target of social stereotypes
is this true?
>>68802205
Ok...
Uh, Goodnight, I guess...
>>68802205
>>68802242
what thE FUCK
>to the nightclub it is then
>>68802205
t. bajachan
>>68802242
>>68802205
It's just one dick that she friendo, and that dick belongs to me, her husband
*Fucks Baja as she types out her next post*
*Prepares a hot steamy load to fire right as she hits post*
>>68802273
>Implying this guy doesn't get loads of pussy everyday
>>68802280
Nah, I have no money to go outside.
>>68802315
>you have to have money to even step outside of your house
Mexico confirmed for commie shithole.
>>68802308
>>68802273
not kidding
mexicuns seem to be the normiest ones here
>>68801833
Wtf how does this Mexican have lighter skin then me
Is she like visiting from somewhere else or something?
>>68802267
>>68802267
New
>>68802342
haha, for real
i have tons of friends and go out every night...
hehe... yeah...
>>68801898
sent ;)
>kyle
JUDE
>>68802315
Who needs money when you have cummies?
*cummies on your tummy*
*Paints a dollar sign with it on Baja*
All we need is each other and we'll be the richest couple in the world :3
>>68802130
>More guns than people
Proud to be an Ameriggan :DDDD
>>68802376
Ist Kyle ein jüdliche Name in Deutschland?
>>68802422
Same
>>68802454
>flag