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cara

al

i bet australian builders are absolute trashbags

ri

havin a wank

el somaliANO

>>68799610
good blokes 2bh

what are some of your book recommendations /brit/

fuck the netherlands

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kay-on

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prErnop1eiM

>>68799542
no no i mean get him drunk so he comes out of his shell a bit

>>68799645
We've got a child rapist lads

jfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tJ2tg3PTWY

>>68799652
good post

>>68799635
Das Kapital la

dumb pirate frogposter

*Tim Byrne posts*

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don't hate the queen nor do I want a republic but kind of can't wait until liz dies just because it will be exciting you know?

>>68799666
He very very rarely drinks. When he does all that happens is he's very truthful, which yeah would help. But i don't drink at all so would need to find a way to get him to.

>>68799635
Owen Jones - Chavs

might go for shop and nicotine

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>>68799673
good reply

i remember when owen jones said that syrians are fleeing assad not ISIS

>>68799700
good book

>>68799693
Post-Brexit Britain with Charles as king and Boris as PM would be chaos

>>68799700
ironic or not? I quoted him in an essay and pretending like I read the book in my politics class

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ABSOLUTELY VILE

>>68799723
he was right

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had a shite time at the gfs and left in a right mood

still too pissed to bother replying to any of her messages

is it too much to ask for an attractive low maintenance gf that will make way more of an effort than I do, make a point of regularly having a good shag, and be sexually adventurous so that I can just coast along the relationship?

>>68799635
The Master & Margarita

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might be time for the ol' 'cide lads

>>68799739
They're the best

>>68799739
Literal Rasheed, cherry ripes are by far the greatest chocolate bar

Fuck off

>>68799780
I'll bust my skeng in your girlfriend's leng

MAD FRIDAY

Irish lads on here are alright except for that angry jut-jawed fuckwit

Would rather have a pint with them than the Aussies and Leafs tbqh.

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>>68799784
genocide?

>>68799652
>>68799673
>>68799721
good exchange

behead all those who insult anime

Why do we call God god? Why don't we use their name?

>>68799675
seems like one that I'd have to get through lad

>>68799700
might be interesting. will give it a go

>>68799781
already on my list from yesterday la'

>>68799784
What flavour cider you like?

>>68799787
Exceptional post

>>68799698
if you really really think he wants to fuck but is just scared maybe you could come onto him like how it happens in his japanese animes

that might give him a warped view of you though and could be disasterous if it failed

>>68799810
Don't like the self-proclaimed "Anglo-Irish" ones or the ones who like blacks.

my monitor just turned off on its own

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tessa

>>68799838
Give me your address

I will literally come to Australia and set you on fire

yeah you're brave enough to take shit about Wakefield on here but you wouldn't step in the ring with me

>>68799849
(((on its own)))

>>68799844
He wants more than sex as do i but yeah. I don't want to come on too strong so i might leave hints and wait for him to make the move

>>68799860
wouldn't mind letting you in my ring lad xx

>>68799866
also you could start slow and just work your way up
you're not testing the waters you're just easing him into it

>>68799849
Oh not you again. Haha

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>>68799890

>>68799860
I'd like to put something in your ring if you know what I mean.

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discus

>>68799896
Yeah, which is why i thought cuddling. I've never been with a boy before, only girls, so its a first for me too.

>>68799901
what do you mean?

>>68799866
just go for a day out at a theme park or something, you might fuck at the end of the day

>>68799856
why would you do that for m8

post rare lassies

>all these silly shits getting upset cos women never featured in the bbc spoty 2016 final 3.

Kek. When will they accept that women's sport is never going to be thought of in the same way as men's?

Oh fuck it did it again

What is the most painless method of suicide?

>people are seriously responding to the poof pretending to be a woman for (you)s
ah yes, real runtoid hours

>>68799656
>Well it shouldn't you silly cunt
>Its an embarrassment

Highest coke consumption per capita's a tiny country in Northern Europe 5000 miles from Colombia

It's impressive in a way

Wonder if it's related to the way that alcoholism's higher the further you go from where brewing was discovered

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discus

*fucking destroys Rotterdam*

fish

>>68799915
as a former spergy male i can tell you it just took time to work up to being comfortable about sexual stuff

>>68799947
shotgun to the head lad

they say a licence is easy to get hold of as well

>>68799938
We're going to study tomorrow at library then on way back go pokemon hunting in a nearby park thats really good for catching them in. We do lots of thigns that can count as dates already. We are basically a couple just we arent a couple.

>>68799970
What sort of things did you appreciate for heping you?

>>68799948
trap mate

10 scoop for a decent yoke

>>68799947
Suicide bag.

>68800000
jesus fucking christ, leafs even fuck up gets

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>when you make a post then go and do something quickly and come back to find all the (You)s

>>68800000

>>68800000
nice

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>>68800000
terrible
but checked

>>68800000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU

>>68799866
if he's as autistic as he sounds he won't make a move, you're gonna have to do it all

don't bother with hints, be up front but maybe joke about how you're both spergs so being up front was your only option

>>68799947
Don't m8, it's a very permanent solution (although not really a solution) to most likely temporary problems. Far better to try and stop giving a fucking and try to have a good time.

But avoid paracetamol. Literally the worst way to go - you wake up feeling fine, then suffer fulmininant liver failure over the next few days. Vomiting, internal bleeding and a tonne of pain. Personally figured if I had a terminal condition I'd go out camping, look up at the stars and OD on opiates.

>>68800000
nice

Personality is determined by your face

Your face is basically a visual representation of your personalit

>>68800047
Did you have a good time in Cuba?

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>>68800041
>make a thread
>don't get many replies
>come back later
>over 200

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>>68800000
what a waste

>>68800000
nice numbers, and yes im a "trap" if you call transgirls traps

>>68800065
right i'll try that

breathing really loud because my nose is blocked

>studio flat

>it has a separate bedroom, kitchen, toilet, balcony, etc

ah yes studio

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>>68800000

>Google paying homage to a black nationalist terrorist

Ahh yes

>>68800093
does he know ur trans

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wgwSta8RoP

Even after all these years I'm surprised whenever I see evidence of girls on 4chan

>>68800093
you're an autogynephile and nothing more

>>68799570
Australian is a truly foreign language.

I'm a normie in most ways other than /virgin/ and I imagine most of you lads are too.

I think in my own case it's a lack of decisiveness or knowing when to make a move. It's only after a night out etc. when I look back and kick myself for being too afriad of rejection to go for it, or leaving a girl hanging for a few weeks until she moves on.

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>>68800000

>>68800093
disgusting. do you even have a """"""""""""""""""vagina""""""""""""""""?

feel terrible that this virgins first sexual experience will be rape at the hands of a ribena tier weirdo

>>68799997
it helped when girls were more forward about it
alcohol helped too but maybe not in this case

>>68800093
thought you'd called yourself a trap in the past oops

@68800018
@68800048
@68800059
@68800088
@68800114
dont care especially not interested in hearing this from the yanks

this is an excelent thread, i've learned a lot about pirate memes haha

hi
I'm looking for a british friend

>>68800127
Do Americans speak like this?

kek fucking cringe

>>68800148
>>68800114
>le ebin leaf meemay

craving affection lol

national action

>>68800007
Good stuff where I am though

Quarter'll do you for the night with drinking

>>68800141
This 2bh

Hopefully get my hole in January and finally join the normie brotherhood

>>68800173
It's the fucking boku meme you *ahem* 'newfag'

>>68800123
He does. I had to come out to him though.

>>68800135
No i'm not. And agp was discredited by psychologists so you can't use that old outdated theory.

>>68800152
i don't but he's mentioned he doesn't care and that im like, the exception for transgirls for him

>>68800157
I'll try to be forward then, but not too forward

>>68800000
and nothing wrong with it

thinking of gluing a a stick of dynamite to the goolies and blowing them off x

>>68800176
theres 1 aussie maybe 2 yanks and 1 or 2 brits that have an autistic hatred for canada that regularly vocalise it out of a population of maybe 1000 unique monthly lurkers

>tfw too socially inept/reclusive to ever join any gaming group/guild/etc even after 10+ years of online gaming

>>68800210
is this your kink?

>>68800197
>And agp was discredited by psychologists so you can't use that old outdated theory.
No it wasn't. It's in fact the only current psychological explanation.

>>68800158
the canadian is actually a somali

>>68800121
They did this a lot. They praised a woman who thought Mao was an inspiration to everyone.

I guess you can praise mass genocidal murderers so long as it's not hitler oy vey.

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on the night bus

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>le pretend to be a jew because it's good for business man

>>68800215
alberta is a terrible poster and so is the canadian regular who posts autistic history shite and such

>>68800197
wew he's a bender and he's fucking a boy

>>68800235
adore this old gimmick

haven't seen it in yonks

Will I have better job opportunities with a Jewish surname?

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>>68800000
>everyone's not freaking out over this right now

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>>68800127
for some reason there have been loads in the nederdraad

>>68800243
alan sugar is blatantly jewish m8

death would be so perfect
>no sadness
>no pain
>no regret
>no boredom
>no shame

>mild autism
>low sex drive

I think I'm the most 'unsuccessful' dater I've ever known

>>68800168
Sorry! We're not currently accepting applications from your nation, please try again later.

>>68800271

didn't work for Zach

why can't the dutch get bombed again, i really despise them

>>68800224
No it isn't. There's numerous theories including penatal hormonal exposure, neurological structures (btsc) and a few others. Im not here to argue with you though, i just wanted boy help

>>68800251
He didn't think i was anything but a girl until i told him so...yeh, go fuck yourself

>>68800194
Yea, been chatting to a girl but she's flown home for Christmas

Trying to work up to asking her out for drinks when she's back

>theres 1 aussie maybe 2 yanks and 1 or 2 brits that have an autistic hatred for canada that regularly vocalise it out of a population of maybe 1000 unique monthly lurkers
Imagine believing this
Imagine being so delusional that you convince yourself that no one actually hates your guts, it's just a few bad apples. It's sad in a way, have to wonder how fucked up he must be in the real world if this is how he acts on an anonymous online image board

>>68800245
and this website is any better?

>>68800245
has a bit in common with 4chan

hmmmmm

>>68800215
I fucking hate Canada and I am not that Aussie.

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asked a qt what sex feels like and she said amazing

she then told all her friends I was a virgin

jokes on her I am

>>68800303
you're a silly man in a dress and a wig

highly narcissistic too like all mtt

>>68799947
my gf hanged herself
I'm told that it would have been painless

>>68800281
Suicide means eternity away from God, do you really want that? Repent for your sinful thoughts

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lads It's time to talk about the Glorious Revolution.

Following this we can move on to Hanoverian Succession.

>On 7 January 2009, the UK tabloid newspaper The Sun ran a story saying that participants in a discussion on Ummah.com, a British Muslim internet forum, had made a "hate hit list" of British Jews to be targeted by extremists over the 2008–2009 Israel–Gaza conflict.

>The UK magazine Private Eye, later said that Jenvey, posting to the forum under the pseudonym "Abuislam", had in fact created the only evidence that indicated anything other than a peaceful letter-writing campaign. The story has since been removed from The Sun's website following complaints to the UK's Press Complaints Commission.

>On 31 December 2009, Jenvey was arrested on suspicion of inciting racial hatred against Jews

>>68800348
squiwaa

>>68800215
am that aussie and hate your guts

>>68800352
it's not

>>68800351
if that helps you sleep at night sure. lthough i never wear dresses, and i have natural hair and no wig...but we'll gloss over those

>>68800247
>>68800247
>the canadian regular who posts autistic history shite and such
there are like 3 of those

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Empowering

Inspirational

The future

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>smoking spliff out of my window
>drop half onto my conservatory roof
>conduct this device to retrieve it
who /innovator/ here

@68800310
Hilarious considering the Aussies think there's only one person on here that thinks they're utter shit bags.

>>68799947
If you find life painful then why would death be painless? It could be more painful than anything in life

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>lads It's time to talk about the Glorious Revolution.

I like canada :)

just put the kwanzaa tree up lads

>>68799947
Living a life without ever asking out that one girl

No pain, just disappointment

Reminder stupid small things like road infrastructure massively changes how aesthetic a country is

see: America

I like australia :)

>>68800408
one of the canadians here is legitimately one of the best /brit/ posters

>>68800308
>Trying to work up to asking her out for drinks
Sounds off mate. Not a good idea to pin your hopes on one female. Get her to commit to something ASAP or just drop her.

Also don't try to establish a friendship then progress it, just dive straight in and make your intentions known or it will more than likely go tits up.

t. learned the hard way

>>68800215
>1000 unique monthly lurkers

Lmao it's not even close to that

business idea: reinstate death by hanging to increase public opinion

I hate everyone :(

>>68800429
delete this

the gf

https://youtu.be/JtH68PJIQLE

>>68800464
neck yourself

>>68800445
at least 500 lurkers, backed up by the study which had over 300 IP independent votes

>>68800438
if you say nova scotia I'm gonna batter you

>>68800352
Depends if you get it right and break your neck 2bh

The automatic response to asphyxiation is panic.

Far better to go for something instantaneous or to drift off.

just got back from north korea lads AMA

>>68800486
you don't even have flags you weapon

>>68800479
runt tier post

what the fuck lads i took like 5 valium last night after drinking most of a bottle of rum and i literally have zero idea what the fuck went on afterwards. i clearly rang a taxi off my phone at some point but i just remember waking up on my friends floor and finding my car keys and wallet lying outside his front door. was absolutely fucking mental

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am I good looking /brit/

>tfw got a tranny flatmate who passes and wants to fuk but too beta to make a move

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>>68800464
>McGill

>>68800506
ooooo you're hard.

>>68800516
id fuck you

>>68800506
that's normal on anything above three valium

In order to properly understand the significance of 1688-1689 we have to understand some context.

First, the norman conquest altered the nature of monarchic rule in England. The system prior to this had been one in which the King and royal class lived amongst his subjects, spoke their language, and mostly understood their customs.

The Norman imposition of rule was a very bifurcated separate system, whereby the king was isolated and elevated from the common man, did not speak their language, and sometimes did not even reside in England.

asked my gf to absolutely decimate my bollocks

she gave them a light smack when i told her i would leave her if she didn't eradicate them so she went and got a baseball bat and absolutely obliterated them.

>>68800438
I agree.

There used to be this othere non-exclusive to /brit/ canadian poster like two years ago that would post pictures of girls next to food and i found him hilarious

Why does anyone oppose H2? I don't see any downsides in developing infrastructure and we should aim to be the best country in everything and having Japan like super trains

>>68800503
I'm well versed in your posting style and dnb is shit

>>68800501
hello?

>>68800520
>westmidslad shitposting
Never seen that before

>>68800356
Thoughts alone do not constitute sin

It is our actions that count in the end

>>68800506
I cringe when I read stuff like this. Some spotty teenager thinking he's le ebin cool dude because he's done a little drugs and drink

can anyone code in prolog here?

>>68800546
Because all it does is cut travel times to Birmingham by like 30 minutes whilst destroying half of the countryside in the process, costing billions upon billions, and taking 200 years of construction

>>68800441
Yea, worried it'd progress to oneitis but only been talking to her for a couple of weeks and she seems fairly interested, so I'll ask her and if it's a no then I'll get over it. Learned from school not to draw it out.

At this point I don't think I'm suddenly going to end up with a one night stand.

>>68800501
>>68800559
t. bhuk gong phat nguyen

>>68800546
>destroy the countryside
>so pakis can go from one paki shithole to another paki shithole
paki

>>68800574
a likkle

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the lefties and leafies are talking bollocks again

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At the bar lads

Ama

>>68800574
Me

walked into the pub and asked for some freshly squeezed h2o on the rocks and got asked to leave

fuck sake

>>68800587
do they have burger sauce

My freshly squeezed bollocks on the rocks mate and make it snappy

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>tfw ramsay will never praise your cooking

>>68800574
I'm a php developer and earn £42k a year and struggle to pay the leccy each month

>>68800574
no but I bet it's easy enough

>>68800566
to understand a person you must channel their personality, this is god's truth

>>68800613
I wish

Just lots of beer and fat fries

>>68800464
this whole thing was filmed in montreal

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the gf before doing the same to my bollocks

>>68800575
>destroying half of the countryside in the process
pls its just a few train tracks and stations
>billions upon billions
would pay for itself eventually
>taking 200 years of construction
needs to be done eventually, why not now

>>68800582
>muh countryside
ye we should just get rid of all the cities and rail tracks and replace them with grass and cows, wasteman

Noticed that older people use a lot more regional slang/sayings

Recently heard 'A bird in the hand' and I didn't have a clue what it meant

>>68800484
Ahh yes because surely dynamic IPs don't exist

Utter mong

>>68800506
Benzos literally scare me

One or two sober is great. If you're anxious or awkward it's like a weight lifted off your shoulders.

It's the complete fucking loss of any inhibition, the amnesia, the bartard ideas and the rebound anxiety afterwards of mixing with alcohol that makes for a baaaaaaaaaad time.

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Is Black Mirror any good?

One of the implications, then, of the conquest, was the lack of direct responsability of the monarch to his subjects.

This issue brewed for several centuries until eventually the aristocratic class got fed up with being denied the Ancient Rights of Englishmen, that was being primarily caused by an absolutist form of monarchy that was derived from the Norman conquest, and fundamentally in opposition to traditional, indigenous forms of rule in England.

Just consumed a large meateor® za' from 'nos

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>walked into the pub and asked for some freshly squeezed h2o on the rocks and got asked to leave

>>68800650
>Recently heard 'A bird in the hand' and I didn't have a clue what it meant

RASHEED

>>68800657
theres a few good moments but overrated

>>68800657
if you're a redditor

>>68800506
that's what happens when you mix benzos with alcohol

the worst is conscious ataxia

So we see how the problems leading up to the Glorious Revolution, were in fact caused by the Normans, who were Francicized Danes.

uni's instagram meme page is dire

>>68800657
yeah but you shouldnt watch more than an episode a day or youll get sad

>>68800638
There is no such thing as 'fat fries' if they're fat they're not fries
he calls them fat chips because chicken shops normally sell french fries

Just imagine how fucked those girls are who agree to go on dates with you

What's going on in their heads when they see a lad from /brit/ and agree to have a drink with him?

is lisbon nice in the winter?

>>68800657
DUDE TECHNOLOGY IS DANGEROUS LMAO
its pretty good when it works like the bee episode tbf

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all the stupid normies will be waking up in ~5 hours to go slave away another day

haha fucking howling rn

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>>68800704
Whatever

>>68800506
haha another mental night out with the lads!

>>68800647
paki

>>68800570
According to original Christian doctrine we're all made in sin and all sinners anyway, it's simply accepting Christ that leads to salvation. The concept of sins that lead to eternal punishment is from Judaism and Medieval "Christianity".

Now another major factor is of course the issue of sectarianism.

The creation of the Church of England can primarily be seen not as a theological development, but of a movement towards state sovereignty free from Papal interference.

Think of the English reformation as an early version of Brexit. The English did not want to be governed from Rome.

>>68800718
The bee episode was worst of this series maybe the sorst of any series

Stretched out too long and felt like a low budget film rather than a long TV episode

>>68800650
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

That's not regional by any means that saying is popular in America

>>68800714
>going to spain in the summer

>>68800754
>/sayings

Two hands in the birds bush

This is why the house of commons specifically ruled out Catholics from holding the position of monarch in England.

This is not a theological debate, it's a debate about autonomy.

>>68800714
Best weather of any city in Europe during Winter I believe

Wouldn't go swimming though, the water's pretty cold even in the summer

>>68800583
>>68800592
can you help me make a predicate which generates a list of N
unique elements from list D, please
do it for the commonwealth

>>68800790
Big fanny haha

who black country here?

Considering getting a pair of New Balance lads

Saw a nice pair in Schuh but can't find them now and all the ones I see online look like PE shoes circa 2004

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hmm this kid from school messaged me earlier
really weird

All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth.

>>68800853
Great post

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>>68800000

>>68800853
old gimmick

The English Civil War can, then, be primarily be seen as a war between autonomist aristocrats who wanted to have institutional power and a check on the King's authority and the Monarchy who wanted to preserve their elevated position no matter the cost.

Cromwell's supposed extreme puritanical religious beliefs are overstated by scholars, primarily because many want to portray him as mildly insane.

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>>68800876
>>68800879

>>68800657
90% interracial relationships, 10% technology is evil!

Go for a walk around London for the same effect.

>>68800809
it's a simple recursive process
[] matches []
[a|as] matches [a|bs] if as matches bs and a is not in bs
[a|as] matches bs if as matches bs and a is in bs

alri lads hows it foing?

Really funny when people are late haha

>>68800828
mentioned the black country to a girl from London before and got called racist haha

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>alri lads hows it foing?

>>68800906
i can compare each value using recursion easy enough I'm just having trouble getting it to return a list with the new values

>>68800892
:o

have any of you lads used this before http://fearfighter.cbtprogram.com/?

apparently you can get it on NHS

Are you a real villain?

>>68800892
writhing

>>68800938
what the fuck, what did she say?

>>68800949
no way on earth I'm clicking that virus

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Hmmmmmmmm

Think I might have fucked my life up lads

Woke up on Thursday in the hospital, handcuffed to the bed. Can't remember most of the night, apparently I was picked up by the police and they confiscated half a pill I don't remember buying or taking any of. Not been charged with anything but the consultant that treated me is one of my clinical skills tutors in the medical school, and went off his head at me when I woke up in the morning. Not had any emails or anything yet but I don't imagine they'll let this slip.

>>68800743
The bee episode was worst of this series maybe the sorst of any series


Absolute dogshit taste detected

>>68800892
Wtf is going on?

tinder wanker loves his fucking tinder

>>68800970
nice

>>68801021
: ^ )

>>68800892
wtf

>>68801003
Alri Sam

>>68800992
Say someone slipped something into your drinkq

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The culmination of the Glorious revolution with the bloodless coup of William of Orange is the best and possibly only example of non-violent institutional change to a system of constitutional monarchy in history. It is for this reason that the famous politician and political theorist Edmund Burke believed that it had arrived from God, and that the English were under heavenly tutelage.

http://is.4chan.org/r9k/1482111924573.jpg

Now, moving on the Hanoverian Succession.

>>68801071
old man with his grand children?

>>68801063
Could have used that if I hadn't been found with a half on me

Assuming the worst in some preparation for some kind of response

>>68801055
Hi :3

>>68801071
Those are the ugliest mulatto kids I've ever seen

>>68800944
well in prolog you don't have a function f(x) that returns a result y, you have a predicate p(x, y)

i don't know prolog that well but my guess is it looks something like this

uniques([], []).
uniques([A|As], [A|Bs]) :- not(member(A, Bs)), uniques(As, Bs).
uniques([A|As], Bs]) :- member(A, Bs), uniques(As, Bs).

A friend of mine works for a cross party organisation and the one thing Labour Tory and Lib Dem MPs agree on is that Nigal Farage is an insufferable twat. Some share his politics and don't entirely disagree with UKIP, but on a personal level he is intensely disliked. Bad breath, inappropriate comments to women when he's had a few, childish hissyfits when he tries to crack bad jokes and no one laughs. He's the kid in class who got away with murder because his mummy and daddy were on the board of governors. A copper bottomed cunt.

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Wondering what would happen if I killed myself

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real shit bruv

>>68801115
relly make u thikn

>>68801093
Of what? Ecstasy?

>>68801138
Poleaboo is straight after all?

(((i stand with aleppo, it is another holocaust, we must do everything to stop the dictatorship of assad, and ask help from our friends the saudis)))

>>68800992
it's half a pill, its nothing
it's like being caught with 0.15g weed residue in your pocket, that won't even be a slap on the wrist

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can't believe how much of a worthless arsehole I've become lads

hate myself 2bh

>>68800996
Buzz off pleb

>>68801138
>threatening to rape people
How the fuck do people defend this? They're not even charismatic

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still suspect my old walker of doing something strange with my doggo

proper fucking wrongun

>The last one was archetypical of what I desire -- overheard a dude's conversation on the phone, had nothing better to do, spun round and started chatting to him about the thing he was learning that I knew a ton more about. We slowly got wankered together, took his number and went home.

/r/london are turbo normies

>>68801242
you have other people walk your dog for you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkHzdcejaac

>>68801210
same

>>68801242
Staffordshire

This midget on Apprentice must be my height, around 5'9

Its just funny to watch him. I must look like an absolute runt too

head is all cluttered

>>68801130
Have you heard of the eternal 5 seconds

Anyone here a doctor?

There's a small white bump on my shaft about a quarter of the way up
(virgin btw)

>>68801242
probably put cocaine in the dog

>>68801185
I think so, although probably a dodgy press

Don't remember buying it, and my heart rate was 220 when they ran an ECG.

>>68801200
More getting kicked out of med school, not so worried about the legal repercussions

you have aids

>>68801318
>See a short bloke out in public
>When I get nearer to him i realise he's taller than me

5'10 and definitely feel like a manlet around people my own age

i'm writing a semi-autobiographical novel about a man who falls in love with an anime girl who comes to life

>>68801333
dick cancer

>>68801333
Pimple or friction blister from wanking too much

>>68801333
Fordyce spot

>>68801359
Exact same happens to me

The 'average height is 5'10' gimmick is a complete lie propagated by some bitter manlet sitting in the government statistics office

Hate my height. See secondary kids taller than me

>>68801333
How long ago did it appear and are there any others?

Probably a Fordyce spot

MEXICano

'men' under 6 ft should be castrated tbhonest

>>68801400
s-see women taller than me -_-

got an exercize book to try and make me grow taller but it didn't work

turned 21 a month ago and still a virgin

haha

end me

>>68801409
its been there at least a week as a tiny bump but the last two days it got bigger, looks like a big whitehead ready to pop

>>68801400
>>68801359
really? I'm 5'9 and I reckon I'm about average

maybe you lads are just insecure and letting it get to you.

>>68799784
dont do it lad x

the average is 5'9 in england and 5'10 in scotland

>>68801455
you probably live in some malnourished region

5'8 and built like an icelandic shithouse

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r-2tPfBiskk

>>68801449
Call up Sam

>>68801455
I'm definitely average when you include old people and Asians but reckon for 18-25 white males average height must be something like 6'0

>>68801486
>>68801488
like pottery