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cara

NEED a caramel coloured gf with light eyes sub edition

:-)

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tessa

skinny chips >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thick cut

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cum up my bum please x

> yank flag
Shan't be posting in this one

is a slag

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ANTI-TAIG RANGER ACTIVATE

hot fuzz is on lads

dave

>>68797579
Pleb tier

erhojirimkefioaewrjgoewl

yanks? they were fat yanks
which I was gassed about at first
thinking boom they're gonna be soft

that wasn't the case :/

>>68797579
>not being gassed about fat chips

fucking runt

what the fuck is a lezgin

hoja marihuana

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kay-on

The rorke test lads, post how you score

http://personality-testing.info/tests/RWAS/
http://personality-testing.info/tests/RWAS/
http://personality-testing.info/tests/RWAS/

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>>68797579
nonce

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Be honesty with me

Is it worth getting married in this day and age?

I want to but I want to marry a virgin, don't see it happening tbqh

>>68797602
ah yes i'm so sophisticated for eating thick cut chips even though they have a poor surface to volume ratio and basically taste like paper

face it, thin chips are the patrician's choice

>>68797596
yes yes, seek escapism in nonce cartoons to cope with the execution of your cowardly uncle

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girl on the right looks like the urukhai general in LOTR

fuck the netherlands

just done a big wank

should your heart palpitate after a big night out? bit worried

>>68797553
tbf Circassians were the most sought after women for Ottoman harems

>>68797631
>>>/a/151107550

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@ 4chan men; nobody will ever love you. You will die lonely in ur wank stained wee pits ae misery. Find a hobby

>>68797646
>go to church
>find a devout qt
>wife her

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Holly

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>i like to reply to dead threads

need a 6' woman to stomp on me bollocks with heels

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>>68797633

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>setting fire to self
>only 95 agony

can i use a year old cocoa packet?

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discus

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>>68797690
hey man, those are my boyfriends youre talking to

>>68797633
virus do not click, it will plant a gay porn virus that shows you a picture of a spooging cock every time you click

Alright lads realtalk

How many of you are over 30 and if so by how much?

>>68797660
i'd buryat cock in her, if you vibe with my mellow

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>I call "fries" chips and "chips" crisps

>>68797740
how much for dying from necrosis due to septic bollock wounds?

>>68797753
am unironically 45

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want, nay NEED a qt georgian orthodox gf

>>68797740
>durr 95/100 isn't high enough

I can easily think of more painful things

hahaha feeling extra depressed today lmao

>>68797778
haha alri granpa

>>68797668
Thats your body telling you that you need sodium

>>68797660
>You'll never get a han-job

>>68797778
proofs?

>>68797778
do you beat people up with dad strength in pubs?

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>>68797782
need an armenian gf

>>68797740
>Cutting wrists
>71% agony

It's not that bad 2bh. The duration's long enough that you'll change your mind half way through and I'd lost enough blood that I'd have died without medical attention, but it's not particularly painful.

>>68797668
yeah lad
it's not a good thing but it'll be okay

shotgun to head looks like the way to go then

ted kennedy and donald trump are russian spies

>>68797782
the ottomans didn't go far enough

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>ted kennedy and donald trump are russian spies

>>68797832
High level banter, that.

WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM

IIIINSTEEEAAAD OF YYYOOOUUUU

>>68797844
LOL haitiANO

>>68797841
handy because you can buy shotguns here as well

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portuguese girl they have is the whitest portuguese person i've ever seen

>>68797652
imagine bullying an autistic war refugee about a conflict that ended decades ago because youre insecure about the political organisation of the emerald isle

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>>68797740
>22. Dying alone I 100% Lethality I Duration: ~70 years I Agony: 100

>>68797740
what about a handgun in your mouth?
is that even effective

Nier Automata demo soon lads

considering buying the collectors edition

it is a coincidence that the invasion of iraq, libya and the failed one against syria were planned by (((these people)))

>>68797906
suppose that would be under handgun to head

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>>68797660
>han people
yeah sure

>>68797877
>tfw you're not porkin' these portugese qts

i went from ashy to classy

>>68797878
That Aussie's a refugee?

what kind of self respecting white person would look out for the interests of minorities? that's right - none
it doesnt even have to be a white country. you have to be a complete idiot to throw away privilege

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>I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

>>68797877
Where are you getting these pics from?

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north africa time

Really, really do think Mozart's highly overrated lads, sorry.

>>68797969
took them myself mate

>>68797969
me arse

>>68797958
his family probably left ireland because of the troubles idk

>>68797986
wiley was a better producer than him

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was on the train home and sat behind this gruffalo looking cunt

called him what he was

a filthy fucking gruffalo

he absolutely lost the plot and started having some incoherent rage smashing the flipdown desk thing, lucky me my stop was in less than a minute so i got up and ran to the door, he didn't notice me and was confused before I ran off and started tapping his window and making a gruffalo noise

he absolutely went ballistic and punched the window nearly shattering it.

>>68797984
need a ruffian pirate gf

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Why is Bono such an utter fucking knobhead?

*defeats the traitors*

Can hear some cunt living above me snoring fucks sake

my wee is cloudy

am i dying

>>68797906
Handgun in the mouth pointed at the base of the skull is more effective than a shot to the temple.

You can survive a shot through the cerebrum and just end up fucked up and dependent on others for the rest of your life, but if you fuck up your medulla oblongata you're going to die

>>68797877
they all look like that

pale skin and dark hair and eyes is a very typical portuguese look

>>68798028
see south park

>>68797984
wtf? i thought all africans were niggers??

i unironically think the mexican is me.

what hes saying is true

haitiANO

>>68797984
moving to tunisia lads, do you want anything

>>68797984
less than five percent of tunisians have light eyes what is this propaganda

>>68798046
Shotgun to the head is clearly the best method

>>68798040
Mine has been for two years now

>>68798040
it means there's semen in it, which means you're wanking too much, or not enough

>>68798028
he's irish

>>68798096
diabeetus

>>68798068
tunisians have a lot of turkish blood
turkish=greek=european=white

>>68798028
He's Irish. They're all knobheads.

>>68798094
can you give us a demonstration please

wew

>>68797984
NEEEEEEEEEEED a Shluh gf

>>68798094
Yea, but not every suicidal person is going to save up to buy a double barrel

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imagine being a wageslave

>>68798126
t. roach

>>68798050
not really, i've seen loads of people like that (including myself)

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very black

*performs amazing dive, but makes a small splash upon hitting the water*

>>68798064
Explain.

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>He's Irish. They're all knobheads.

thinking back to the presidential debates when hillary acted like a stuck up bitch when trump brought up her email scandal or constant lying

think her smug attitude is what lost the election for her 2bh

>>68798140
rosy must live to be creamed by NEET master race

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Finns are not european they are chinese

>>68797633
These are the results of the Right-wing Authoritarianism Scale.

Your score for right-wing authoritarianism was 25.57%. Higher scores indicate more right-wing authoritarianism.

Right-wing authoritarians want society and social interactions structured in ways that increase uniformity and minimize diversity. In order to achieve that, they tend to be in favour of social control, coercion, and the use of group authority to place constraints on the behaviours of people such as political dissidents and ethnic minorities. These constraints might include restrictions on immigration, limits on free speech and association and laws regulating moral behaviour. It is the willingness to support or take action that leads to increased social uniformity that makes right-wing authoritarianism more than just a personal distaste for difference. Right-wing authoritarianism is characterized by obedience to authority, moral absolutism, racial and ethnic prejudice, and intolerance and punitiveness towards dissidents and deviants. In parenting, right-wing authoritarians value children's obedience, neatness, and good manners.


Absolute bollocks methinks.

>>68798138
Pretty sure you can use a single barrel to get the job done lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICPm2F9IkDU

>>68798153
cannot make sense of this post

>>68798154
would pillage their villages and keep them as sex slaves desu

>>68798162
because you're a manlet

>>68798179
but they can drive
checkm8

we're all chinese

>>68798135
More like Shluht

>>68798087
It's race-mixing propaganda designed to serve two primary purposes with several unknown latent ones

Firstly it is designed to make you think that beautiful people are equally distributed amongst all populations

Secondly they want you to believe that everyone is really mixed anyway so there's no problem with racemixing

>>68798145
t. 60%

What colour is your eyes?

>>68798154
2 1 3

>>68798046
A friend of mine had his gf do a consensual execution on him then turn the gun on herself. Shot herself in the mouth and lived. She's in prison.

*racemixes*

psssh...nothin personnel kid

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>we're all chinese

>>68798197
you said that pale skin and dark hair/eyes is a characteristically portuguese look

i said that's bullshit

>gay guys all have the same 'look' just like down syndrome people all share the same 'look'


hmmm

>>68797878
nice projection, could not give a toss about the north

>/pol/yank
ah yes.....
*leaves*

Devon...

>>68798208
everyone is really mixed anyway

but the arab mixture in north africa meant that very few of them have light eyes, except for isolated populations in the rif and kabylia etc.

>>68798228
it is though, the only dark skinned portugues live in the south of the country

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bit less black

>>68798138
I could drive 5 minutes to Wal-Mart and buy a shotgun for $200 right now if I wanted to

>>68798258
>anime

>>68798210
green/blue

>>68798258
2,1,3

dutch subhuman

>>68798168
watch series 11 episode 9 "more crap" of south park and you will truly understand why bono is the way he is

>>68798258
Might filla that fula chick with my dick if you catch my drift

>>68798127
>hewson
he's protestant, and a dub, practically english

Well, finished reading gookHulk's comic.
what do I read now? Should I finish reading Irredeemable (tyrant Superman-archetype gentleman fucking up everyone), or find a different comic book?

>>68798322
beano

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central asians

>>68798312
But he wrote Bloody Sunday

He's one of the good guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJOPZPQ9j8

>Londoners

>>68798335
arr rook same

>>68798335
321

>>68798194
hate saskilla desu

>>68798333
fuck off

>>68798312
He's Irish

>>68798348
>Irishman
>good

FOY

comic wanker loves his fucking comics

Londonistan

N a t e and me, the Warren to the G

remember when Australia was bullying Portugal? why'd they do it?

>>68798254
>everyone is really mixed anyway

t. Mahmoud Huang

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>>68798352
why is this so funny

am i retarded

>>68798322
Monstress was my fav of this year

>>68798335
I think I've got a BONER for the STEPPES

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indian ocean and that sort of thing

>>68798367
dubs aren't irish, sozzles

there is more

the mexican likes the allied bombing of the netherlands

>>68798348
You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

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>ASMR Haircut Roleplay

>>68798354
can't deny this bangs

>>68798400
- - -

>>68798400
middle one looks like pepe

>>68798376
>Poonited States
>Pissouri
>Gay County
>Kansas Shitty

>>68798400
213

>>68798428
This

>>68798383
What's it about?
going to finish Irredeemable and then maybe Justice League Dark, but I might get round to that if it's any good.

>>68798378
there no pure human people you fucking retard, you're probably a european mutt yourself

>>68798403
>Dubs aren't Irish

Nonsense lad.

>>68798400
quite like the Bengali lass ngl

rest are quite ugly

>>68798442
me on the right, trying to get a taste

>>68798430
obsessed twat

>>68798400
Post Goans please

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2nd to last one

>>68798400
right looks like a high elf from oblivion

>>68798258
>haitians looking good
aw fuck

twits

>>68798475
fight me

>>68798480
2>>3>>>>>>>>>>1

>>68798480
need a guadeloupean gf

if you take me then you get reliiiiieeeeeeeefffff

>>68798445
It's not superhero crap if that's what you want

>>68798447
fuck off with your anti white propaganda you semitic shitstain

>>68798302
Could you just explain it please.

>>68798215
Depends on the angle m8

If you feel the back of your skull you'll feel a bony lump (your occipital protuberance). If someone were to shoot themself through the mouth pointing at that it'd sever the medulla oblongata, which is necessary for the basic, involuntary functions of life (breathing etc.).

If you point it directly up you'll go through the same part of the brain that going for the temple would do (cerebrum), which deals with the more higher order processes like sight, voluntary motion and conscious thought. Aim too low and you're likely to just get the beginnings of the spinal cord and paralyze yourself. Most likely to die eitherway but most likely to fuck yourself up with the other ways.

>>68798414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-jGLWkJGo
*cuts you*

>>68798480
CABO VERDE ! ! !

>>68798523
t. anglo-irish-german-french-spanish-slav that somehow thinks he is pure in any sense

>gotta be up for work at 6
>still can't get to sleep

help lads

the haitianus...

>>68798565
i'm pure, fight me

>>68798578
no your people mixed with indigenous europeans and the neanderthals

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last one, swear these nationalities don't exist
got all these images from reblogs of a strange french-russian project about "beauty in diversity" i found
don't agree with it, just like looking at pretty girls

as you were, gents

>>68798527
https://youtu.be/7gh2YSJaTf4

>>68798565
now you've truly outted yourself as a dirt person

stop replying and don't ever post in /brit/ again

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>>68798566
become a neet

>>68798566
I stayed up until 5 30 am yesterday, went to sleep at 6, woke up at 8:30, had a coffee, went to work after having a bit of pasta and vitamin and mineral tablets, had a redbull half way through

and boom, i was fresh

>>68798606
my offspring might be mixed with your ma but i'm pure x

>>68798578
a pure bender more like

>>68798616
i dont give a shit what you think you moron

im non-white and proud, and no one is racially pure

especially americans lmao

>believing humans AREN'T all mixed
how does this even make sense
what's the alternate theory?

>>68798521
hm? Nah, I'm good with whatever. Was enjoying Hack/Slash not too long ago.

>>68798611
Those are Caucasus peoples

>>68798611
>last one, swear these nationalities don't exist

>he hasn't been to Shughnanistan on holiday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3HfGLThpaw

>>68798654
>im non-white
binned

>google Shughnanistan
>literally no results
hhhhmmmmmmm

>>68798626
its not something you can become. being a neet is something youre born into

*nicks a pair of socks out of your draw, wanks in one and puts them back*
hmm

>>68798566
posting on /brit/ keeps you awake longer

>>68798669
big fan of the falklands war mate?

>>68798675
>mick
>talking about non-whites

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>I'm irish

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>giving a shit about race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzEhaAQub2c

GO ON THENNNNNN

>>68798611
2 - -

i'm half german half french so i'm basically british

>>68797896
haha
good laff

>>68798702
Dead Liz when

>>68798654
>im non-white and proud,

Lol I can literally sense your insecurity you dirt person

You're time is up soon the true Canadians will have you strung up from a lamppost

>>68798659
Aight, it's an Image comic and the art is amazing

Vol 1 is hella fat for $10 here

>>68798700
im anglo-irish you utterly simian peon

>>68798702
>the Queen will die in your lifetime

>>68798703
when you're an autistic spacker virgin NEET and the historical supremacy of the white race is the only thing you've got going for you
case in point this loser thinks there will be a race war>>68798729

rorkes

>>68798738
>anglos
>hwite

>>68798655
while nobody has exactly the same traits, at various points in time, ethnicities were made up to categorize whole groups
so everybody is mixed in one sense but not in another

>>68798703
t. Ahmed al-Britani>>68798738

pablos

WTF

when are we having our fight to the death you spacker

>>68798738
>i-i'm anglo-irish!! I promise master! Don't throw me out with the dogs and blacks sir!!!!!!

>>68798138
>save up
You don't already have one?
also
>double barrel
You gonna need two shots?

>>68798767
picassos

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>>68798727
No it isn't.

kek the canadian is actually somali

>>68798738
>anglo-irish

bit embarrassing for you ha ha

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>rorkes giving us the full Adolf speech

there's already a board for that

>>>/pol/

>>68798784
don't care what you saxon simians think, i am genetically, culturally and morally superior to you troglodytes

>>68798736
>Image
Alright I'll give it a look.

Got a crush on a Tamil girl lads

irish fag claiming to be superior, but he is only a paraiste like (((those people)))

>>68798834
t. Tyrone Hernandez

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>im anglo-irish you utterly simian peon

>>68798841
If you're anglo irish you are by definition anglo-saxon lad

>>68798822
not really since we're pound for pound the most powerful race in the world

it was my forefathers who ran and won the empire, yours toiled in shit strewn ditches literally OWNED by my ancestors kek

>>68798866
t. Cletus Fickenschnikelgoebbels

ARE YOU STUPID IN THE FACE?

>>68798611
Ingushetia every day of my life

>>68798841
>not caring about the opinions of his superiors
>pretends to be descended from them on a burmese workers union forum

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kc

>>68798880
er no

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

i have really bad eyesight without glasses and every time i go to get new glasses the people filling out the prescriptions are always mentioning how high it is


starting to wonder if all the "computer" business i've been doing with more than half of my life has made my eyes worse than they ever would have been

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>>68798926
Reporting you to the police

>>68798893
cannot think of an anglo-irishman that was in any way successful except the duke of wellington

>>68798914
>doesn't even know what comprises the anglo-irish

discarded

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>TFW being Anglo in Ireland

Celts truly are subhuman

>>68798955
Same here my eyes are in a dire state.

>>68798980
>is irish
Shan't be partaking in this conversation any further.

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me and the ingushetian gf

Who /browsingtheirphoneinbed/ here?

>>68798899
haha you showed thta rcist!!

>>68798962
*gets out wallet*

>>68798963
just a demonstration of your lack of intelligence then, nothing more

>>68799009
The dance is the best part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87eNXSfDSRQ

>>68798915
GAS
THE
KRAUTS
lads

Me and flatmate both want to fuck/date but both are too pussy to do it. How do i get him to make a move? I'd tried wiggling my butt into him when we both shared his bed and even joke about my breasts needing massaging...

>>68798840
what do i have to be butthurt about? non-whites are treated fine in canada and you're the ones moaning about white genocide

well I have a white gf to speed that process up

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any time you want to summon me, "post rare lassies"

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hmmmm

>>68799010
in bed on my lappy

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I did a poo-poo in the toilet and wiped my botty just like a big boy. Can I have a sweetie?

>>68799019
>Sweden
I think that speaks for itself

>>68799063
Not sure mate, maybe you could try wanking knowing that he'll walk in, could it break the ice? I dont know.

dumb pirate frogposter

>>68799076
more like worldies

>>68798915
yes?

There are people here RIGHT NOW who browse the internet in bed on their laptops

runt-o-meter is blazing

what were the anglo-irish doing when cromwell invaded ireland?

hiding ha ha

i am poor, i am not able to buy a laptop

>>68799106
He won't just walk into my room

>>68799118
netflix in bed is comfy af x

>>68799093
>not doing your wee wee
sweetie? it's naughty step for you la'

>>68799118
it's comfy desu

>>68799076
AAAHHHH... NEED A WGF (world girlfriend)

>>68799136
Wank in his room the haha

>>68799133
peasant

>>68799118
best way to do it

>>68799104
X

>>68799163
I don't think he'd let me just walk in with a vibrator and start playing with myself right there.
Im just trying to get a cuddle right now but he's no experience with girls at all or anything. Like absolute beta-vigin

>>68799113
>>68799154
all of these girls come from the same geographic area

don't know how people chill in their beds

i fall asleep within two minutes when i get into mine

did you know that trump married a communist girl?

>>68799194
stroke his leg a bit
force his hands into your lewd areas

>>68799220
DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DIRTY BEANER

>>68799214
they don't have an electric blanket

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just be yourself

>>68799196
i meant the entirety of what you've been posting not the mountainiggers in picrelated

are electric blankets any good

always basically freeze in my bed

>>68799220
Maybe he's a good lad after all

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>>68799220
who is your waifu

>>68799256
had one that would always be too hot so i just bought a proper new duvet instead

>>68799256
if you want to start a fire yes

>>68798955
My vision is only clear for about 6 inches, then it blurs. Might give contacts a go next year.

>>68799220
LOL IT'S MR. BEAN(ER)

>>68799232
I was laying next to him with my legs over his chest and sorta curled up on him.
I can try stroking legs but thats not really something i do but why not

rorkes

>electric blanket

this is a method of suicide, not heating

>>68799256
They're d-LISH lad. Stick it on for a half hour before you get in and you're fucking TOASTY.

>>68799309
you turn it off before getting in you melt

>>68799326
thats up to you mate

>>68799279
of coursh