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cara

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

GARLIC BREAD

maisie, cara and commieslag are VERY ugly

>>68794087
doing a hmm at this post

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>>68794096

I'm not a God but you can have my blessings.

>>68794087
another ausfuck post

another boy without an uncle

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tessa

piss!

>>68794079
that is a nice knee

wish i could cum on that shawty's knee

BOMB
HIS
UNCLE
lads

would heem (kinetically transfer frustration to) literally anyone itt

was about to have a pop at a reddit flagger for a moment there but i've managed to calm myself down

>>68794123
Another country without unity

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Even if I WERE to sex a female, I'd cum within literal seconds anyway. It happens when I wank so it'd be a hundred times worse when I'm actually with a girl.

>>68794116
PLEASE off yourself

last time i took acid i felt like the universe created me as a tool merely to observe itself at that moment. uninhibited by mammalian cultural boundaries

>>68794193
why

>>68794129
she's not bad when her mouth is closed 2bh

>>68794193
post more

>>68794211
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgrimage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>68794095
i dont get it

>>68794187
>having the cuckstamp

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>I publicly admit to taking hard drugs such as acid

saoirse

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literally sweating

>>68794123
the only person who can bully him effectively is me, pls stop

I'm from a little town called Manchester I'm about to do this million (You)s ting

Consider autism and bad looks alone. These two factors put men at such a social disadvantage that they will struggle to even make friends, male and female, their entire lives. This severely limits the social development and experience of the incel man.

Furthermore, it is even more difficult for them to find female relationships, because even the ugliest 2/10 women have access to 8/10 Chad. Why would they settle for an ugly autist incel when they can have any man they want just by virtue of being female?

someone post the masie shrine pic please

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me on the right

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>>68794251
chuckled at the thought of this

>>68794258
wtf

>>68794304
>edmonton fags actually exist

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really want a gf lads

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The genetic lottery is real, and we have lost. We are male. We are ugly. Many have autism of some form. We all have "bad" genes for forming compatible beliefs with normie society. Truly, we are doomed.

>>68794240
PLEASE stop embarrassing yourself

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>>68794304
Freezing my FAT TITS off

>>68794211
last time i took acid I laid on my bed and watched Planet Earth
It was great but I get a pretty bad body load, for the first couple of hours it feels really claustrophobic around my torso
I'm fine after that though

>>68794250
its how tryhards say "i'm good"

Going to sleep just for the fun of it, really can't stand being awake in this life any longer.

>>68794363
I'm not ugly.

>>68794390
It's 'I'm well', you seething nonce

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the gf

>>68794398
you are inside

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chilly

Have determined that porn is rotting the ol' brain

No more wanking for me

>>68794251
>>68794337
>talking about cuckstamps
>he's literally got a cuckstamp on his island
you just cannot fabricate such facts
I am SCREECHING

>>68794315
Down where me live in a Manchester, high explosives in a the city centre, blow up J.D., Marks and Spencers.

>>68794378
Think I might get some time over Xmas to take my stash of shrooms I've been collecting over the last 10 years

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>>66879436
euthanise yourself my man

going to take the train from montreal to vancouver

roooo why can't I get christmassy anymore

>>68794414
im good also means that

>>68794440
Yeah, you're probably right about that.

>>68794363
>male
so what
>ugly
speak for yourself
>many of us have autism of some form
a bit mental but no auters

I'd rate myself a 6/10 on the doomed scale desu

>>68794444
enjoy your wank later on

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>>68794378
>take 500ug tab I got from German on silk road
>watch blue planet
>school of killer whales playing with a seal
>flipping it back and forth between them
>won't eat or kill it
>still alive
>crying out for it to end
>killer whales taking sadistic pleasure in it

No thanks never again when I'm that whacked on acid.

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>>68794433
don't understand women who like video games

>>68794469
Christmas is for families

You are no longer a kid and have no kids on your own.

Really liked Hangover and Superbad

Expected them to be pleb films

>>66794458
fuck off

please can someone post the photo of masie with lots of candles and photos round her

>>68794497
hmm

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>>68794433

whos a really cute cam girl that masurbates on cam...... i this info for umm

a school project im working on

>>68794482

500ug on a single tab seems dubious

>>68794211
last time i took acid i felt like i condensed the entire universe into my mind, and then i realised that my own, and everyone elses' consciousness is a universe, and the universe we are in is a consciousness

>>68794258
VERY nice knees

good lad, post more

GARBAGE DAY?

it's a me, masio

It might just be...
Maybe we're still undetectable.

>>68794549
Tomorrow

>>68794497
I'd be down for it if it were legal

>>68794486
Don't understand men who like video games either, yet all i do is sit on the computer all day

>>68794536
Yeah we thought that too. We got absolutely fucked up. Big tabs from silk road from Germany and even the veteran acid takers on there were raving over them so we just HAD to try it. Swear it fucking changed me for life, for better or worse.

>>68794564
poo

>>68794486
they just do it for attention

took 15000ug once and the universe told me the North is a shithole

>>66794568
haha ikr

>>68794481
Went from ages 0-21 without a wank, figure it'll be easy going back

>>68794486
To this day I still do not understand people who watch other people play videogames for fun in general.

>>68794482
I was just laughing my tits off at the bit with the Giraffes beating the shit out of each other
Giraffe fights look fucking hilarious
I was on like 150ug, I wouldn't have been able to watch owt on 500 I think

>>68794586
Good post

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>Yeah we thought that too. We got absolutely fucked up. Big tabs from silk road from Germany and even the veteran acid takers on there were raving over them so we just HAD to try it. Swear it fucking changed me for life, for better or worse.

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>2017
>He DOESN'T listen to Mungo Jerry and Mungo Jerry only

https://youtu.be/wvUQcnfwUUM

lmao @ ur lyfe tbqh familia

>>68794608
Christ and I thought I was a late started with my first wank at age 17.

>>68794538
last time i took acid it caused me to have a socratic dialogue with myself and then decided that suicide is the most logical course of action

>LSD
>shrooms

Enjoy your HPPD and eventual suicide

>>68794258
these knees were made for fuckin'
and thats just what they'll do

one of these days caras gunna cum all over you

Can someone please post the willy wank poo rap

The vocaroo expired

>>668794590
True, TRUE

>>68794603
only /cric/ and /rug/ can use this meme
FOY

>>68794608
>>68794633
what is wrong with you two

how low are your sex drives

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

>>68794258
post the nicest/highest res

Didn't eat dinner and now I'm hungry

Gonna do some toast

>>68794452
https://youtu.be/utcDgY88JnM
shifty put manny on the map

last time i took acid i pissed and shat the bed

>Trump is about to appoint a guy with intimate IRA connections as his homeland security advisor

*puts popcorn in microwave and sets it to 4 minutes*

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enjoyed this, reasonably funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mODt7mrXb1s

>>68794611
We candy flipped which kept us a bit more lively but we ended up in bed shortly after trying to figure out if Australia exists when we've never seen it or if the game doesn't render it because it's out of draw distance, or if the game is amazing and renders the whole universe even though we're not using it. Actually came out here to check.

>>68794653
uh uh

check it

willy

wank

poo

>>68794701
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MOOOOOOOOOREEEEE
I NEEEED MOREE

>>68794701
see >>68794677

ya'll nigga gucci in here?


feelin' madd gucci 2nite lemme tell ya

>>68794638
operating on a similar wavelength right now senpai

>>68794641
A friend of mine has that

>>68794701
mmrmmpphphhh


so qt

>>68794607
please mate i really need it ( '^')

>>68794706
>candy flipped
really annoyed I've not tried this yet
Was going to give it a go at a day festival in the summer but we didn't get there til really late and I had shit to do in the morning so chinned it off

every time i see the IRA mentioned i do a sharp exhale trhoug the nose

>>68794776
>trhoug
is this an irish word

>>68794782
tragic

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>not having your first wank until you're 17

You're joking, right?

>>68794693
John Kelly? Can't find any IRA links on google

reminder that maisiebro died in the trenches of aleppo for your freedoms

>>68794608
Fuck and I thought I was late at 14.

I have triple citizenship

American, British, and Israeli

>>68794782
that's it!

thankyou sooooooo much :33

>i remember the year in which i had my first wank

Last time I took 100ug 1p lsd I had a good time then got bodyload which I wasn't aware of and basically had a panic attack thinking I was having a stroke went to bed and was somehow alive

>Buy 2-4 bedroom house
>Rent out the other bedrooms
>5 years later
>Sell the house for same or higher price

Why wouldn't this work?

Holy fuck I'm a genius

>>68794791
No.

>>68794781
These kinda infos are useless. What is that graph, whats does it represent?

drugs are for plebs ngl

>>68794754
ey mayne doin' gucci, wearin' praadaaahhhh hahahaha. just sipped my sizzurp

big ups coss da web peace

>>68794781
imagine the dosh to be made by hacking his twitter and posting something inflammatory about a company in order to short their stock

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>last time i took acid i felt like i condensed the entire universe into my mind, and then i realised that my own, and everyone elses' consciousness is a universe, and the universe we are in is a consciousness

>>68794819
theres no fucking candles

watching sword art online lads

>>68794843
Someone started dumping stock before Trump's announcement

Insider trading, very illegal

gucci mane got long money
that's what them bitches say

how is soccer so popular, it's incredibly boring

>>68794877
>>68794876
snap

>>68794870
PLEASE top yourself

>>68794870
Dire anime ngl.

>>68794813
Go fuck yourself jew

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>i went to bed on a tab of acid

>>68794813
thoughts on globalisation? :3

they hate that my garms are italian and my peng ting that i'm with's from italy

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>>68794906

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Maisiebro isn't dead he's just in prison

how easy is it to use the darkweb to buy drugs these days


i want to try lsd

>>68794855
RUSSIAN

HACKERS

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>>68794867
thought there was

doesn't matter

>>68794905
after being on it for about 14 hours and another 2 hours trying to sleep yeah

>>68794836
That's basically buy to let which has yields of around 5%. It's not likely that renting out 2/3 bedrooms will pay the mortgage. It's also hard to get the deposit, you'll need to be rich in the first place.

>>68794855
yeah you have to have the stock in the first place mate

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>>68794923
He sacrificed himself to convert jihadis to the Church of maisie

>last time i took acid i felt like i condensed the entire universe into my mind, and then i realised that my own, and everyone elses' consciousness is a universe, and the universe we are in is a consciousness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJMferJM4s

>>68794939
to PRANK my friend into believing i fancied masie over sophie and even had a shrine devoted to her

pmsl

>>68794874
Fuck. Reckon it was Trump? Reckon he knew it was happening? Reckon it was just a leak from the campaign because most of his tweets have to go through an advisory stream of dozens of people?

>>68794923
What crime are they even investigating?

what the fuck

>>68794959
didn't they get that person to be a suicide bomber in the end?

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>>68794923
This isn't real, is it?

Fuck sake, what's real?

new star wars film any good

>>68794945
reddit is superior, can actually talk with people

helllo reddit!

>>68794991
Of course it's not real you fucking spastic

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>>68794945
OUT!

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hmm

>>68794984
>>68794991
>people still falling for it

i made it ages ago when he first stopped posting
there's loads of mistakes in it

business idea: we introduce a few tripfag traps to brit

>>68795021
hmm

need a british muslim gf

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ah yes

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>>68795001
>not siting alone in moms basement acting smug all day

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>R'eddit and 4chan aren't that different of websites tbqh

>>68794958
Shorting stock doesn't mean you own it. You borrow stock which you sell, the price drops and you rebuy the stock and give it to the person you borrowed off. You keep the difference

>>68794909
you and I have got different plans
youre tryna look bougie in milan
I'll be eatin sushi in japan

>>68794993
its dece

>>68794986
Unlikely was watching an insider documentary saying they treat white jihadis as fucking saints out there to convince more to come.

reddit is really good for browsing even if you rarely ever make a post
4chan is for participating in and being part of the memes and gimmicks

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DO YOU EVER FEEL
LIKE A PLASTIC BAG
BLOWING THROUGH THE WIND

WANTING TO START AGAIN

>>68794781
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2016/12/13/donald-trump-twitter-lockheed-martin-stock-dump/%3Fsource%3Ddam

Just change your clothes, change your hair, change Your face, change Your body, change your attitude. Work on changing the way you talk. The way you stand. the way you act. The way you walk. Change your personality. Work out more. Eat better.Work on your body language. Change your hobbies. Lower your standards. Change your friends.

But also just be yourself.

>>68794958
You should probably do your research before trying to correct people xx

http://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shortselling.asp

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>>68795055
that girl on the right is so gay for Sophie it's unreal

>>68795055
he's one of my few friends and i actually haven't seen him irl for years

pls most more GoT meme pics :3

r'eddit is my favouri'te website

>>68795054
t. XD

Just changed my name to Crap Bag, lads.

>>68795054
how the fuck can you buy a flat at age 27, yet only start earning 40K at age 37

>>68794971
jesus christ that looks like hell on earth, if I was any one of them I'd have killed myself a long time ago

>>68795122
Consider suicide

>>68795119
more

>>68795157
harsh

>>68795138
You inherit from your grandparents. Then when you're buying your second house and starting your business, you inherit from your parents

girl at work asked what i did at the weekend so i told her about my acid trip on the friday night and how my ego split in half and i transmitted messages from the past on the quantum entanglement matrix, saw my own death, that my DNA tried to escape my body, and that i yet again saw the brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns, the superhuman god like beings in the 10th dimension. all she really said was that i was freaking her out and should see a psychiatrist.

this is the same girl who gave me a lift home and i told i'd been drinking cans in a churchyard near work at lunchtime

oi crap bag

>drunk driving

why do people even do this? can't think of any specific reason why i would even need to drive anywhere when I'm drinking

its not like I'm going to be in the middle of watching a movie or having a nice meal somewhere and just walk out halfway through cause I suddenly decided to I wanted to drive somewhere

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>>68795159
only because you didn't ask nicely. Can't stand poite sissies

Might be having a mental breakdown lads. Just can't take it anymore. Everything is falling apart and I can't cope. Might do something crazy.

Don't want to go into details but any advice on sectioning experiences would be nice. Is there any way to get around the next of kin stuff if I'm a physically healthy and mostly rational adult?

What happens with work - doctors note and long term sick like people who are stuck in hospital for serious stuff that needs operations etc?

Do I have much choice in hospitals? Does it have to the closest one with a free bed? Mental hospital that is. How does it work if it's late at night like it is now? Go through the same procedure, see the same people etc or do I go to sleep somewhere?

>>68795183
drive home

>>68794666
Used to be concerned I was asexual t b h

long distance """"""""""gf"""""""""" dumped me because I wasn't asking her to wank with me over skype

>>68795183
coming home from somewhere you spastic

>>68795220
a-anymore (' ')

>>68795183
state of this post

>>68795183
Is it just one Irish poster who makes all these stupid posts?

Getting sick and tired of seeing an absolute microbrain of a post with that little flag

>>68795054
>buy first house before earning average wage

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BOWW

CREP CHECK

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this boy will have sex with you but only if you read him Huckleberry Finn, cover to cover

do you take the offer or no

can anybody
find me
somebody to
love

>>68795183

ermm how else are you going to get the car back to the house

>>68795197
the same picture but with them naked and a dildo inbetween, thanks :) x

>>68795254
hello, reddit! welcome to 4chan!

ONE DAY I'LL FLY AWAY

-23°C outside lads

>>68795252
the mark of a true genius is act pretend to be stupid

i will agree that posters is a spaz tho

>>68795213
Tell us the story.

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>>68795273
fuck off sissy boy, you get maisie instead

>>68795272
>youre sitting in your room while qts are out and doing stuff
ah yes

>>68795278
Thanks, I can't wait to post my favorite nazi frog memes

>>68795259
looks like fucking frankenstein's androgynous monster what is this shit

>>68795054
23 and only achieved 2 things haha.

>>68795183
I'm a mess and I tell myself not to but I never give a fuck once I'm drunk. It's usually for one of the following:
>buying fags
>buying more alcohol
>buying food (maccies drive thru)
>driving home from pub
>going to meet a girl

never been caught or crashed

>>68795303
>act pretend to be stupid

You must be very smart indeed m8

>>68795294
are you on a ye marathon

>commute
>work
>commute
>work
>commute
>work
>repeat for 50 years


ahhhhhhhhhhh yes life

>>68795259
Do I get a Drink from her bokkles?

>>68795168
>ever one has rich grandparents that will die just in time for your life plan

>>68795319
dunno lol just copied and pasted it from /britfeel/

pmsl

>>68795252
they're all this dim 2bh


>>68795303
Daft Paddy

>>68795321
thats fucking rude dude

do you actually die if you put a knife in a toaster

>>68795119
I bet they finger eachothers fannies and stick their tongues in them too

when a man marries a female, there’s a tacit exchange of resources where he offers her protection (both physically and financially) in exchange for her body. If a female isn’t constantly consenting to her husband doing whatever he wants with her then she is worthless as a wife. In situations like these, the man should be allowed to stop spending money on food and clothes for his wife and kids because the social contract between them has clearly been broken.

Doesn’t matter if she’s sick or has back pains or she’s tired. Does the man get to stop paying for his household’s food and have his family starve to death if he’s “tired”? This absurd double-standard where women are allowed to avoid their own wifely duties, while husbands are still expected to uphold theirs, is why the west is fucking DEAD.

>>68795254
his creps from the charlie sloth interview were ard blud

>>68795345
you know you can click the post number to reply

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>>68795259
Chad Delevigne, the slayer

>>68795395
shan't be reading this

>>68795408
?????????????????????

The so called """""right wing""""" """""anti immigration""""" Tories https://youtu.be/9Ep36luEld8

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>>68795273

The mental agony has reached maximum volume, I can feel my sanity fading. I need a way to destroy my ability to feel, I need to strike the pain at the root. Please help me, the only way for me to survive is to become a statue, to not ever feel anything, to squash the last lingering remnants of my ego. It's my last chance.

>>68795395
agreed but we can never go back so stop fucking complaining

normies take so many pictures

>>68795420
it was misogynistic tosh anyway

look here sunshine the only things I like are brexit and gimmicks and if you don't like it you can hit that hide button mate

>>68795338
23 and not achieved a single one lol

>>68794906
It brings prosperity to everyone

That is objective truth

Do you have the time

To listen to me whine

I feel lonely, unwanted, depressed, inexperienced and scared
No one should have to have these feelings. This life sucks.

>>68795453
lmao

>>68795395
alri Stefan

But no it's true I'm engaged to a guy because he earns well and feeds, clothes and protects me and I cook, clean and fuck him whenever he desires. Get to stay a NEET on 4chan shitposting all day otherwise. VERY good life.

>>68795452
you wouldnt think that the fat chick would look good naked, but damn

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>>68795054
>not spending your life running around china and selling crack to kids

I might give the new Nostalrius a go, thoughts? never really been into WoW but I like MMOs

>>68795214
>>68795228

what backarse wilderness must you be living in to have to drive to and from the pub?

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>>68795444
Hao ling

just found out that some people actually believe in a magical sky fairy because of some old fiction book hahaha what the fuck

>>68795439
I appreciate the work put into stitching these photos together

>>68795406
Yeah but what if it isn't unplugged?

Have they made some kind of safety thing to stop it killing you yet?

Max Richter is a hack who writes the same music for everything

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>>68795351
for reading a book? lol nice try kid me milk bokkles arent for pathetic runts like yourself

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>>68795535

Goddamn ed milliband is so motherfucking ugly, I don't know how anyone can stand to look at the TV with him on it. He is like a caricature from wartime propaganda, just absolutely disgusting.

I mean UK politicians (and people) aren't exactly handsome, or even average, but they at least look like normal human beings, not some weird puppet or a worm wearing a human disguise.

I once saw a gif of Ed Milliband eating a sandwich, I nearly threw up. It was worse than watching 1 guy 1 jar, which I can at least wrap my head around. Ed Milliband eating a sandwich was like watching a car crash, but when the impact happens, each car just explodes with a tidal wave of blood.

What the fuck is up with his hair? Is there no one around him to say "Hey, why don't we go down to the homeless shelter and get this fucked up wad of shit you call a hairstyle sorted out? Ok Ed, you ugly fuck?" Jesus christ.

Also, is he not British? I want to say he looks like he's from Spain, but he looks more like he was born in an underground cavern of mole-people. Every inch of his skin is like the extra dark reddish skin of a baby's penis.

Holy fuck someone give that guy an Elephant Man mask or something so I can look at him without turning to shit-scented stone. God fucking damn. His face looks like one of those prosthetic faces attached to sunglasses they give massive head wound victims. Motherfucker literally looks like a bear ate his goddamn face, and that is what the NHS could cobble together for him out of novelty rubber ears and breast implants.

Ed Milliband, Jesus fucking Christ.

>>68795550
explain modern miracles

>>68795530
yeah of course the local pub is the only possible place a person could be drinking what am I thinking

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>>68795487

>>68795564
>just be yourself bro

>>68795530
t. sheltered urban non irish dubliner (most likely)

fuck off, in the countryside, where the civilised irish live pubs are often a good bit away from people who have houses outside of towns and around villages

>>68795570
they don't exist

>>68795566
not a single 1/26th of the alphabet

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>>68795566
There's nothing wrong with Ed Miliband, look, here's a picture of him holding a baby.

>>68795566
definitely read every word of this

>>68795544
>one white kid
probably russian

>>68795054
>put out by a loan company

screaming

a lot of the milestones are basically acts which require taking a loan out or relying on lenders hahahaha utter rubbish

craving a gourmet burger

watching anime with the weeb gf

>>68795624

>ah what a beautiful child
>where are the scissors? we need to chop his dick immediately

>>68795544
>tories
>anti immigration
immigration skeptics at most

would like to do a cum on top of stefan moleneux of free domain radio's bald head

>>68795606
they do though :/

Wish I had the pragmatism of the working classes but I don't even though my parents were working class.

I imagine it's because I grew up in a middle class environment.

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>There's nothing wrong with Ed Miliband, look, here's a picture of him holding a baby.

>>68795602
>civilised Irish

that's a nice idea

Lads, did you know there exist people in this day and age that still claim Jesus Christ never existed? How fucking mental is that?

craving a peanut butter burger

unironically watching the gay ASMR fella

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>>68795624

>>68795658
what anime?
where can i obtain weeb gf?
are they up for the sex?

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>>68795681
dayum, Janny got you good

>>68795693
stellar post

Hey "friends"

god isn't real

Can't sleep

Black Mirror is so good lads

>>68795054
>to live a good life you must take out 500 loans

>>68795705
It's academic consensus about historians that Jesus didn't exist desu

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>>68795709
the fuck is that thing mate

>>68795729
*God

>>68795733
the horror game one is the best episode

>>68795722
There's an old new still up in the catalogue which means Janny is STILL HERE deleting only linked threads

HI JANNY

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fuck I am ugly, I look like a young version of this guy

>>68795740
It's academic consensus that he did, you utter melt. Jesus the philosopher existed but not as a deity.

>>68795733
innit

always catch myself thinking about it

especially the one one where the guy gets blocked from seeing his gf

>>68795737
>tfw deep in debt from my first kiss loan

hayd?

>>68795722
>>68795753
Are you all retarded? Look at the post numbers he linked and compare it to the post number of my post

always suck off the black nigger before he fucks my wife just to prep it

Wonder at what point I'll start feeling like a grown up lads I'm 25 now but still feel like I did in 6th form

Black Books is so good lads

>black american youtuber
>'Yo its your boy (name) here'

>>68795810
I'm 28 and all I ever think about is doing a 'cide haha

>>68794300
>>68794300
nold

>>68795752
the horror game one sucked lad

the best is black Christmas and the best of season 3 is the social media points one

>>68795826
black american literal who youtuber

'Ay what up youtube'

>>68795752
San Junipero desu
>>68795775
White Christmas? Yeah that's a good one too.

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>>68795751

>>68795826
t.

>>68795725
i dont get it, explain

>>68795797
its a pol thread

>>68795803
>>68795818
>>68795826
Fuck off racists

>>68795740
The exact opposite is true. Terrible post.

>>68795865
gourmet burgers are for benders

>>68795857
>9GAG

consider suicide

don't like niggers

>>68795866
Yeah one he didn't link properly so it shows up as deleted

>>68795891
only because they're originally a kiwi company

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>>68795897

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'''''''mersey monday'''''' tomorrow lads

on a related note hows gf2016 gone?

>>68795939
>reddit.com

consider suicide