/brit/

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cara

i have a question,

maisie

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>tfw posting "2bh" was my gimmick prior to the word-filter
>tfw /brit/ told me it would never last

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what should I say to Xer

http://personality-testing.info/tests/OSRI/ DO it lads
I got masculinity 137
femininity 97

>>68790996
good post

what in sam hill is eurovision?

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Galen Erso, I'm empire

what are yo getting for xmas?

>>68791054
this 2bh XDD you're like the new caralad dude!!! XDD

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>tfw to intelligent to form healthy relationships

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>>68791057

here we are

all the lads

Hate films where they try to explain the entire plot though one piece of dialogue

Poor, lazy writing

>>68791104
need more porn with the left one and young lads like him

>>68791124
when the singularity happens we will have no need for healthy relationships

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http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/03/22/nus-tells-lgbt-societies-to-abolish-gay-mens-reps-because-they-dont-face-oppression/

The civil war has begun

>>68791081
She wants a man from Brum

To test her mental aptitude qualifications on

>>68791134
Whoo

>>68791152
gay nonce

>>68791152
nonce

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>>68791054
the filter makes her look like a girl that said she wanted to kiss me but had a boyfriend

yo ye start the bifta

>>68791057
Give me this persons address
They need a savage beating

it's ok to wear mittens instead of gloves right?

>>68791152
I actually look like that

>>68791057
fuck people like this
just fuck them

*starts beatboxing*

>>68791055
will be starting using this 2bh

HAHAHAHA

>>68791199
I'm gonna rape your little sister

>>68791067
Your score for masculinity was 111.
Your score for femininity was 86.

no homo

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Alri you neeky twats, gauge my personality from my taste in music

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>>68791160
First they came for the straight white men, and I did not speak out

Then they came for the gay white men, and I did not speak out

Then they came for the white women, and I did not speak out

big tits

>>68791256
not as masculine OR as feminine as me
i've got a big swinging cock and giant flapping fanny

>>68790984
woah, that's a big monke....

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>>68791057
>192cm - 6ft 7in

>>68791260
good:
ok computer

bad:
everything else

>>68791260
kys

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>Argos are literally selling mega-drives and nes's for ~€70 a piece when you can literally just DL an emulator and the roms off the internet at any moment

this fucker has a LOT to answer for

After so much porn I think I'm finally confident on knowing where to put my penis inside a girl.

>>68791260
63 year old gradnmother

>>68791260
cuck-core

oasis is based tho

>>68791260
absolute stateof this fucking picture

>>68791152
FOGNT

>>68791260
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY BASTARD
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY TWAT

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>>68791111

>I get dizzy when I stand up sharply.

How is that feminine
That's a medical condition

Stupid website

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GTA---9Kqs

>>68791332
nah he was at his peak WAY before the 'im a nerd xddd' trend

>>68791067
123/76

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just be yourself

>>68791332
you a hat-man.

>>68791260
hello nigger

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going to wank to chelsea findom then sleep. bye.

rolling a spliff but can't smoke it until the apprentice is finished

cara

>>68791067
133 masculinity
76 feminity

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just be yourself

>>68791370
anemia is a woman's disease

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>>68791404
Imagine going through life looking like this.

alan sugar for PM

Good night, chaps.

>>68791510
I hope you die in your sleep.

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>>68791067
masculine 132
feminine 66

Tic Tac better be getting off back to his box

so whos gonna make the next thread then

Your score for masculinity was 97.
Your score for femininity was 84.

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just be yourself anon

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>>68791479

so far im still literally the most masculine man in this thread

>>68791479
its not so great
sure they're handsome but they are generically handsome

network tv handsome as an american might say

dudes who look like this really area dime a dozen

>>68791531
Me too.

>>68791067
Your score for masculinity was 120.
Your score for femininity was 66.

need to work on my masculinity, might burn an ant with a magnifying glass just to say i did

Your score for masculinity was 200
Your score for femininity was 10

i hope my brother brings cake cookies and ice cream on his way home tonight lads...

>>68791594
maybe but I could still beat you in a fight

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>>68791653

>>68791571
Can he become like them?

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>>68791404
how can they have so much testosterone but rock solid hairlines REEEEEEE

foy

How are we not all 12'5?

Every generation grows a bit taller than their parents. Surely after thousands of years we should be quite tall

Masculinity: 107
Femininity: 97

Pretty healthy

>>68791745
baldness is a result of decreasing test after you've hit your peak

>>68791067
Your score for masculinity was 105.
Your score for femininity was 84.

>>68791067
127 masculinity
66 femininity
hmm...

>>68791745
blondie doesn't have a rock solid hairline

just covers it well

wouldn't be suprised if the two in the foreground were brothers

>>68791571
these guys look awful

>>68791783
>How are we not all 12'5?
speak for yourself manlet

>getting over 70 femininity
I bet you enjoy dancing, faggots.

>>68791783
gravity/thermodynamics

>>68791571
me in the middle right with the long shorts

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saved this frog from the last thread

>>68791851
>he doesn't enjoy dancing

>>68791783
We're shrinking mate.

>>68791783
very dumb post

>>68791804
confirmed nu-male faggot who has never been in a fight and couldn't even throw a punch because "who's ever going to need to know how to do that anyway"

>>68791859
couldve guess mate

rp?

>>68791866
Hey that's my frog..

>>68791320
How can you like Radiohead but not Oasis

>>68791344
>>68791322
Neeks

>>68791355
How is it ''cuck'' to you? Maybe Lana Del Rey is a bit bent, but some of her songs are well good

>>68791357
The absolute state of your jaw after I punch it off you neeky mug

>>68791453
Trying too hard rasheed

Cromwell could beat William Wallace in a fight

fact

>>68791866

Frog should be an Irish flag

>>68791866
get it up ye, yank

>>68791866
delete this image mate
not just the post, from your hard drive

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There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
Well when exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

>>68791908
don't see your name on it

>>68791924

I would beat everyone itt in a fight

fact

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>I've never put my penis in a vagina

>>68791923
HELLO NIGGER

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>>68791945
Reee

>>68791976
its the Michelin man

>>68791878

t. lad who eats his bogeys and pisses on the floor

Mate you definitely have thin hair, enjoy metal, watch anime and own a katana.

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radical gender centrist coming through

>>68791832
>he said, as he chugged Coca Cola in his wank stained wee pit ae misery

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>>68791067
Masculinity 133
Femininity 111

dumb test though

when i was about 14 i saw a 9/11 documentary on tv where someone who had escaped from one of the towers alive said they were going down the stairs 2 stairs at a time to escape. i thought that was cool and i tried it out the next day at school. got out of a class that was on the 2nd floor, got on the stairs, remembered the two steps thing, tried it and instantly fell down the stairs. was really fat too and this kid named george who saw this laughed at me. at least 2 girls gave me some sympathy and helped out the stairway. escaped with minor injuries

>>68792038
me on the far left browsing /brit/

fuck off ivan

>watching Top5s

I'm fedora as fuck myself but I love the guy's optimism and sincere beliefs in /x/-type shit

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>>68792065

>>68791067
fetch me a beer lol x
nah i'm actually far too lazy to take your test

>>68792032
every time i go the barbers they comment on how thick my hair is

I hate metal, anime and katanas

give me a european leaf blade any day

you fucking faggot

>>68792068
ROARING

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>>68792091
we did this yesterday

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would fucking heem any one of you runts

>>68792068
manlet
I walk up most stairs two at a time

>>68792038
Is that what roads look like underneath?

Weird

>>68791067
masculine 109
fem 88

Imagine putting your heart and soul into a film and it gets about 5.5 on IMDb

Would kill myself

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mildly undifferentiated and slightly masculine man reporting for duty

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>every time i go the barbers they comment on how thick my hair is

>I hate metal, anime and katanas

>give me a european leaf blade any day

>you fucking faggot

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what goes on here?

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>>68791067
>70 masculinity
>140 femininity

>>68792152
A lot of older roads are cobbled underneath and paved over

You're forgetting gas, power, phone lines etc

>>68792134
was trying to walk down 2 at a time not up 2 at at time

entirely different skillset especially for a clumsy person

>>68792183
portland

>>68792068
>being 14 years old after 9/11

underages OUT

>>68792180
jealous

enjoy your receding hairline and tiny bollocks master virgin

>>68792182
It's where black lads go on holiday

shoved my cock so far with in her gob last night she was on the verge of tears

>>68792204
yeah you think I give a fuck mate
would smack your yank head off your shoulders anyway

>>68792183
do you wear skirts

>>68792224
Post willy

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Hi lads. You are all true brits and enjoy football, right? Come and join a Brit/pol haxball lobby, Haxball is a 2D flash football game, see pic. Arrows (or WASD) to move and X (or Space) to kick. Link is below;


http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2c0525babf1b1ab124db1a3452055ae636aa5e1afd2cabf07e0c92d123bc24213

>>68792182
trust me, you don't wanna know

desperately need a bf

>>68792182
literally just a middle class haven, nothing of note occurs. about 20 mins drive away from where i live.

>>68791067
Your score for masculinity was 111.
Your score for femininity was 91.

Maybe cause britain made me a lot more liberal

reminder that by acting desperate for sex, you only reinforce the selectivity of women

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>The smug feeling when you walk up the stairs two steps at a time and you bypass a manlet who can only go one

>>68791067
115/78

i have dry skin what am i supposed to do, live with cracked knuckles?

>>68792266
how did it make you more liberal? where did you live?

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have this frog too
took a while to get this one haha

>>68792276
>not catapulting yourself up stairs with a weighty backpack

Watching sons give their dad's their dream cars from Christmas on Youtube. It's very nice desu.

>>68792242
can't but its a bit above average

nothing to gawk at but never once had a complaint

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>I don't play football manager

nobs stinks and i love it

>>68792300
are you the fucking spacker who thought the ulster flag was the english flag

>>68792277
ye
had little wounds on my knuckles all over last week

>>68792322
playing it right now lol

>>68792286
a-are you?

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>give me a european leaf blade any day

>you fucking faggot

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>>68792336
that was my gimmick for a bit yes haha

>>68792281
west yorkshire and london (still living there, just back for christmas), Also stopped eating meat cause of the quality at shops, dont really mind fags anymore etc

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alri lads 1 or 2

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where can i meet women like this

ah yes....the """life""" meme....very impressive....

>>68792363
*draws katana*
have at thee

Want to get back into the habit of reading lads

Give us something that's fairly entry level and short but still entertaining

Something like The Man In The High Castle, The Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men etc

>>68792382
2

>>68792219
FOY
>>68792239
I want to but I'm too scared to buy any haha.

eating the middle peice of the chocolate orange

>>68792383
Santa Cruz, CA

>>68792399
can I suck you cock then?

>>68792383
raves

>>68792383
sacrificing children in the forest

knew it was going to be alana
the cakefu

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>>68792415
why haha x

would any lad or lass at this current juncture like to engage in a delightful spot of fisticuffs

>>68792398

Cats Cradle

>>68792485
you learn quickly

>>68792204
>walking down 2 at a time is hard

fucking yanks I swear to god

>>68792398
Trainspotting

>>68791942
the smiths is one hell of a band

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>>68792492
Always wanted to be a girl and wear plaid skirts and other cute things.

>>68792552
just say you're scottish

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sum 41 are in my ears
my eyes are filled with tears
belly full of beers
and /brit/ is full of queers

>>68792552
My brother wore a kilt in high school. Everyone called him the kilt guy.

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>>68792552
good lad

going to do 'thing', wish me luck lads.

Once got pushed down a set of a dozen stairs while I was carrying my books

Somehow I managed to skip down all 12 on my heel and landed straight on my feet at the bottom

Guy at the top was just like 'well shit'

alberta is a batty boy

>>68792624
>>68792595
highly suggest both of you delete these posts

why are executions in the US so excessively litigious and drawn out to where some guy can be on death row for 20+ years before they're actually put to death?

why not just do it a few months or so after the verdict?

even the methods they use to kill them seem to be inordinately more expensive than they would seemingly need to be

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>ywn be a housemaid in the 19th century

>work tomorrow

>>68792693
At work RIGHT NOW

>>68792672
would like to have been the head butler guy
would be fun to order the others around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Hu1CcwHmc

in highschool a very short thicc girl with a very big butt would sit in my lap in homeroom and i'd have precum stains on my pants all day

the one that got away lads

found a cd from 2001
cant believe thats 16 years ago lads... you could fuck this cd in some countries

ffs

>>68792714
>ywn be the Alpha Butler shagging the new maids

>>68792599
wow sersh looks incredible in this picture

>>68792725
I could have fucked it last year tbf

>take three pills in two weeks
>have terrible nightmares
>some of the shit from the nightmares has come true

shit lads, think i've jammed open my third eye

>>68792724
not believing this horse shite for a second

haxball is fucking gay

>>68792775
she is always incredible

saw a white guy walking around campus with a trump hat and these black guys accosted him
they said
>ey bitch, don't you realize that a 35% tariff will stifle business in America akin to the smoot-hawley tariff that extended the great depression, leading to a bolstering unemployment rate, mothafucka?

>>68792382
1

>>68792799
*hacks your balls*
*empties them*
umm check your boxers sweetie x

>>68792464
Ravers aren't hippies senpai

They've got a less obnoxious and more realistic vision of the world

>>68792661
I'd rather just be shot twice in the back of the head than piss about on death row for a decade with vain hopes of reversing the verdict

just one day walking to lunch get lurched aside by two guards and pumped in the skull before you even know whats happening

far cheaper and in my mind, far more humane

>>68792820
we all know blacks don't pay taxes anyway

why does syria have the cutest children?

>>68792815
she has blossomed into a beautiful young woman

>>68792857
have you ever been to a rave

Iran is such a fascinating country

Doubt you could call them middle eastern at all

>>68792872
neither do half the people who voted trump lmao

>>68792875
nonce

>>68792824
>>68792412
hmm

>>68792903
i'm a girl

>>68792886
he;s right tbf

they just like drugs and cigarettes

and water

>>68792900
Should've said "neither does Trump lmao"

but you didn't.

>>68792785
first my homeroom that year was in the gym so we sat on the bleachers. i used to sit by myself but one day her friend told me she told her that she thought i had beautiful eyes. i started sitting closer to them and we ended up sitting next to each other. we gradually got closer where first our legs would be touching and then they'd be intertwined and that's just how it ended up. one day she wanted me to watch her do a play or something and meet her parents and i sperged out and made an excuse not to go and we fell apart. she hates me now

>>68792820
yeah except trump wants to lower business tax not raise it so you bullshitting to make us blacks look bad

i would very much enjoy a masturbation sesh

>>68792820
amazed they all said specifically that at the same time

did they have that one deep-voice guy who repeated the last few words like every Boyz 2 Men song?

have wales too haha

>>68792942
nah. my kids browse here

>>68792919
peter?

>>68792933
noncette

>>68792383
Any methadone clinic

>>68792959
us blacks?

us..... blacks????

US blacks!?!?!!?!?!??!

>>68792950
i think trump pays his taxes

>>68792979
post fucking machines

>>68792872
neither does Trump lmao

>>68792967
they didn't say it in unison, they each said parts and passed it off to each other. one of the guys was like little john and just goin "yeaah... YEAHH!!" in the background

>>68792886
People in '80s vintage and sports wear chain smoking fags and taking pills are pretty different to the hippies back in my hometown with dreads, an aversion to hygiene and an affinity for more psychedelic shit

when i blow out ashes from my pipe i like to believe im an extra dimensional wizard blowing mana dust down onto my people

>>68792967
nah it was more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfvxtL9wO4w

>>68793000
I voted for him and I still don't

I'm sure he's got entire teams of accountants responsible for avoiding them as much as he can get away with. I would.

dont think anyone who earns above £200k pays taxes

they are to intelligent for the system

>>68792968
delete this image please mate

>>68792988
Junkies and hippies are also very different beasts

Just try some homegrown music festival

>>68792990
green rizla and 4 pack of boddingtons thanks mate

>>68792997
im from london bruv

american blacks are me brederen and i do not appreciate you trying to make them look bad unjustly

just finished orange is the new black season 4 you lads want to talk about it?

>tfw you've become mature enough to tolerate yanks

>post fucking machines
is this an old gimmick or am I having deja vu

Ferrari 488 is the definitive ferrari. LaFerrari a shit

>>68792919
all me alL mE thats literally all me right there allme if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about all me all me (chorus: ᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ All me

>>68793081
ok

>>68793060
200k isn't that much. my dad makes that and he's just a manager at a manufacturing company. minimal share options means it's almost entirely taxed as income tax.

>>68793099
*shits on your floor*


heeeee hehehehehehe

>tfw can see spirits but nobody believes me

>>68793104
very old and terribly unfunny if i may say

Imagine finding pictures of your mum on your best mate's phone

>>68793125
>my dad makes that
>he's just
you make it sound so easy lad

That's a lot of stars.

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turned back on my tinder for the first time in months and swiped right to about 100 women ... zero matches .. hehe something must be broken lads haha ...

>>68793150
post fucking machines

>>68793149
ye ok buddy

>>68793150
post fucking machines

>>68793060
Yup

The former Duke of Grosvenor paid virtually no tax despite being the single richest British born person, and his estate paid virtually no tax when the current Duke inherited it.

He did have the masterful idea of donating £50 million (still a few billion shy of what he'd have paid in inheritance tax) to armed forces charities though so all the right wing gutter press venerate him.

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>the kilt guy.

>>68793149
i believe you

tell us your story

>>68793149
I can see the bottle of vodka too mate don't worry

>>68793099
*sharts in your mart*

What's the easiest way of making decent money without needing maths or anything to intelligent

>>68792724

I am 25 and have never had precum or a wet dream

new gimmick: going into the archive, finding old /brit/ threads, copy+paste random posts and see if anyone notices

just found some MDMA in my fag box
hmmm

>>68793257
I do that all the time
Fuck off freshcunt

>>68793204
it's not much of a story, they just hang around but dont interact with me or anyone else, even if i look straight at them

>>68793191
>>68793208
dont be rude please

>>68792988

tried to get off the smack and onto the methadone and now i'm doing both

>>68793229
drugs

bankers bonuses, footballers and billionaires should all be taxed 100%

daily reminder cara is a jaundice freak with hormonal issues making her a tom boy bisexual degenerate with no figure

Applied for a job at a warehouse but I'm an absolute weakling

Hope there's no heavy lifting involved ahaha...

>>68793274
>fag box
is that slang for your arse? you some kind of gayer mate?

>>68793199
The death tax is government overreach at it's finest. You cannot even die without the government wanting you to pay them for it.

what's a funny gift i could get my mate who has ADHD, ADD, and bipolar?

was going to get him this but can't find it in stock online anywhere

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?field-keywords=To Do List Temporary Tattoo&tag=097-uk-21

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>>68793257
>mfw the archives add an option to filter posts by the amount of (you)'s they got

i will be a (you) god among men

>>68793305
*applause from the audience*

>shopping for xmas gifts
>find 3 of the literal perfect presents for people
>all released january 2017

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>68793121
alright here's my top five and bottom 5 current active characters

top
1. blanca
2. maria
3. boo
4. the two skinheads
5. the gardener/panty guy

bottom
5. caputo
4. pensa
3. alex
2. piper
1. nichols

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14WRwYyLHU

>>68793173
it's not easy at all, he's put in insane amounts of hours and had to work doubly as hard as his colleagues because he doesn't have a degree. i'm just saying there's a large difference between ''job'' rich and ''business'' rich.owning a company, or working on the board of a company means you can escape lots of tax. if you're not either one, you're taxed pretty highly

>>68793367
ok

rape gives me a boner

>>68793339
Fuck off yank

>>68793399
choke on a fork

>>68793245
have you ever had a girl with a super fat ass sit on your lap in homeroom you nigger? we had to wear khaki pants for our uniform too, it sucked

>>68793438
ok

>>68793347
It's not a death tax, it's an inheritance tax you twat.

Why should you pay tax on money that you've earned but not pay tax on money that you've not earned?

ancap business idea: privatise breathing and charge people a fee every time they breathe

reading yaoi fanfics lads

>>68793441
get a load of mr. trustfund prepsausage over here

Policy idea: change taxes to subscriptions

socialist idea: make breathing accessible for everyone without cost

>>68793367
I like the heroin addict

>>68793463
bit gay

>>68793450
Because it's money that your family has already paid tax on. That's like taxing money your wife uses from your shared bank account after you already taxed it as income.

>>68793463
bit noncey

>>68793480
fucking communist

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VERY nearly fell off my motorbike today

Still sweating

Bike was skidding side to side and everything

absolutely fiending for a cigarette but left all my stuff at uni in hopes of quitting over christmas

>>68793542
whoa!!! are you ok??????????

Ay yo I did some things but thats the old me

>>68793542
shame

>>68793485
yeh
>>68793518
nah

>>68793350
Are you the cunt that got that massive get last year
Kys

>>68793542
pity you never died

business idea: charge 1% less for breathing than >>68793454 does

>>68792661
Because death row instils in psychopaths fear, something which is very difficult to do.

>>68793542
OMFG u a bit shook up lad? evryfin alrite???? :///

>why yes I do drive a motorised fedora
>tips helmet

>>68793630
Are you sure? I mean they're already psychopaths

I'm actually considerably more blue-pilled than I would have assumed I was when I think about it

its easy to focus on the noticeably ridiculous SJW aspects of liberal/left-wing politics and have a knee-jerk reaction to it, but when I strip all that shit away I'm still quite left-wing more than right ftmp

Christian holocaust idea: encourage recreational contraceptive and anal sex, support immigration to white countries, flood mainstream media with diversity and propagate hard and soft core porn everywhere

>>68793491
But that happens anyway.

You pay tax on your money as you earn it and then you pay VAT (sales tax) when you spend it. You pay tax when you buy a house and you pay tax when you sell it. I'd be in favour of a flat rate tax for income but I don't think inheriting wealth should be tax exempt. Wealth should ultimately be a result of merit rather than having had the fortune to be born into wealth.

business idea: charge 1% more for breathing than >>68793454 does, but provide better customer service and technical support