All me.
cara
post slags
is eddie izard a degen? can't tell
>>68786252
haha
>>68786297
yes
>>68786241
/tv/ produces some of the best memes desu, never been a fan of the Big Guy one though haha.
>>68786289
this
>>68786252
thought something happened you.
good man
Eddie Izzard really fucking annoys me now
>>68786325
just realised seeing the gf didn't make me any happier
is this the signal to end it?
fashion trends are proof of collective consciousness
think this haircut looks good? no? well you would if it was 30 years ago
josie really needs to be sectioned desu
feel bad for her family
cat is making a VERY smell poo, i am NOT pleased.
>>68786322
what about alan cumming? they both might just be artists
>>68786391
dunno who that is
tessa
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/810545615268642816
Which one of you twats did this?
>mfw I remember the south exists
work tomorrow
>>68786347
destroyed his cred
>>68786366
mullets look exceptional though
feeling rather hungry lads
>>68786407
legend
>>68786329
BASED
only in britain do we make conservative muslims slags
scotland?
britain?
>>68786410
hate this gimmicks because it hits too close to home and is an always unwelcome reminder
Did people really look at this thing in 2003 and think "yeah that looks beautiful, cutting-edge that is"
can someone lend us a tenner? sent this month's paycheck to my findom mistress (Princess Tottenham)
>>68786433
virus do not click
What kind of technological advancements would we have if the Nazis won?
What happened to him lads?
>>68786428
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/810546880828571652
>>68786431
you have need of me?
I don't understand the massive cock obsession. I see big cocks in porn that are fucking scary. One dude in hs had a big one and I wasn't impressed because he went all jackhammer to the point it wasn't enjoyable. This on and off bf I had once got to the point of being obese that his dick somehow shrunk to below average but he used it well. You guys seem to consistently (almost obsessively) talk shit about chads while simultaneously trying to be one.
nang
poz cuckold
>>68786407
what's this guy's deal?
>>68786480
wonder what drove him to do this
>>68786410
aha only a week until christmas lad
>>68786416
with moustaches
is andy murray so emotionless because he saw his class mates gett shot?
>>68786451
Still looks pretty nice
cant get to church because my car doors are frozen
NEVER see anyone in a niqab or burqa, just the hijab
>>68786469
We'd probably be less advanced than today
>>68786289
'rents said they'd call back but im going to sleep
this canadian is so le epic in his spamming the same average looking slut every thread
love him XDD
>>68786451
was in highschool during that era
most unaesthetic of times
>go to /balt/ or any other foreign thread
>comment "why are there so many scandis/t*rks/french etc, in /brit/"
>report back
what do you lads think about THE GRAND TOUR?
so far its been shit, episode 5 was decent though.
MORE PAIGE
>>The current Editor-in-Chief of the National Geographic Magazine is Susan Goldberg.[1]
>anon you're looking hench! where do you work out?
>>68786577
in my bedroom haha
>>68786289
step-dad's posting on fb again
Off work tomorrow lads
>>68786574
>black male: straight
how progressive
>The current Editor-in-Chief of the National Geographic Magazine is Susan Goldberg.[1]
>>68786577
Home gym
Can show round if you'd like ;)
I'm spending new years in Latvia alone instead of sitting in my bedroom again
>>68786574
Progressive.
>>68786451
>tfw no ugly duckling square shitbox
>>68786451
It was though.
Think of it like this. You're looking at that thinking it looks shit, by comparison in 2003 they were looking at pic related and thinking the same thing
>>68786545
Done in /fr/
https://youtu.be/L9GIpAXBWxk
oiiiiiiii dis ones a percy bruv trust me
>>68786504
he's bored and old and computer literate
william shatner does the same
>>68786561
shit.
each episode has been the exact same and the banter is just a shit tea break.
slags?
>>68786604
remember when moot tried to force that "jeeeeeewwwwwwwwwws" gimmick but it never really took off?
>>68786545
cant do this because then they will ask why IM in /brit/ aha the CONUNDRUM
I need a game to play lads
what should I download
>>68786577
I don't, all natural baby
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/810461053804941312
REALLY made me think
>>68786604
Dumb rorke
This cover is about the Nubian Kushiite kingdom that was actually black
They got BTFO by Semites though
>>68786593
this made the penis rather erect, wish i was that dildo
>>68786678
>Charlie will never give you an oily thighjob
why am I alive
>>68786687
nitroplus blasterz heroines infinite duel
>>68786719
the nubians ruled for a tiny tiny fraction of ancient egypts history
>>68786545
because I took a look and stayed here for a while
>>68786678
butterface
ah yes the schizophrenia's kicking in nicely
hmm yes
>>68786728
anon stop :(((
>>68786741
Hitler ruled Germany for a fraction of its history but we still talk about him
dumb rorke
>>68786696
stop posting this uncle tom
perusing the rolling machine
>>68786774
>
>>68786761
are you ok lad?
>>68786774
nubians were irrelevant and contributed nothing though
life feels incredibly crap and shit
>>68786628
are w124 mercs rather rare in uk?
*gets murdered*
*has a giant eulogy with hundreds of people present*
Ideal scenario
>>68786835
dream about that happening a lot but i know only close family would go aha
>>68786823
>>68786802
no
I've lost all joy in doing anything
I'm just going to sit gormlessly at my computer until I feel tired then I'll go to sleep and wake up 4 hours later restless and agitated and won't be able to sleep for another 20 boring hours
Who /gay/ here?
>>68786807
Hitler only harmed Germany in the end
The nubians might be a footnote in history but normies will find interesting which is why they're the focus of that issue of pop history
Alri
need a German executive car
paige ice bucket challenge
NEED a mommy gf
>>68786636
good la
>>68786835
mine would be some type of mystical phenomenon causing me to have never existed and all memories of me erased from the world
>>68786789
thought you were throwing it in the river
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=243_1482014145
hmm
>>68786883
Seems I have won this argument
>>68786889
you have her on fb?
>>68786885
>>68786885
>beating off to porn
pleb
>tfw too smart to have a gf or indeed any kind of social relationship at all
>>68786835
*gets mistreated by university and police*
*goes on jihad*
*has giant public apology plastered across the BBX read by millions*
Ideal scenario
if you search "poz my neg hole" on youtube owen jones is on the first page kek
>This is England '90 on netflix
weeeewww my lads
:(((((
>>68786941
>being american
pleb
do you pay on first dates?
>>68786835
>push a qt I work with out the way of a bus
>tell her to tell my mum I love her with my dying breaths
>have a huge funeral where people are queueing out the door to pay their respects
>qt sobbing to her mates saying how she always fancied me
ideal scenario
*explores your 4th dimension*
>>68786829
Not a fucking clue, I've got a 2009 Ford Focus that's been written off twice before I bought it
Gunna have a few more beers and pretend to be a bender on /lgbt/ later.
They're good lads.
>>68786973
>being a turk
>>68786914
I'm a liar anon
A sick drug addicted liar
help me
Left or right, lads?
>>68786982
never been on a date in my life
>>68786936
'No'
I was only ever debating the accuracy of the cover not the relevancy of the Nubians
>>68786972
wasn't alive in '90 so don't care
>>68786881
Welcome to the majority, faggots
See Kevin on the left to sign up for Oppressing the Victims 101
>>68786982
First date? I'll offer for sure
After that if she doesn't want to split I bin the freeloading slag
>>68786938
no
>>68786996
so...you bought a wreck?
>>68787012
Right. Left has a masculine jaw. Not saying she's a man, just that right looks more appealing.
>>68787016
>conquerors of ancient egypt
yeah great accuracy
>>68787060
Nah, a Cat C & D so it's still road-legal. It's just a shitheap
Janny banned me for advertising a Minion nightlight lads
GIVE ME A "HELL"
GIVE ME A "YEAH"
>>68786982
like what do you even do on a date haha
>>68787012
1,2
>>68787079
don't feed the leafs
>not liking defined jaws on gyals
lmao nonce
Dad is going on how Japanese products are better quality than Canadian and American products
>>68787108
>leaf
he's probably somali or something
mudvayne is overrated tbqh
>>68786982
the first "date" i had with my gf was at her workplace so we didn't have to pay. she's a pastry chef and has a pet eel
>watching The Thick of It
>Hugh is talking about why the PM's wife hates him
>"when he's in bed tonight with Mrs PM, flossing, she'll say what do you mean Hugh Abbott as Home Secretary the man is a social spastic and probably a registered nonce"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
Might go the offie grab a few years and give the weedman a bell
>>68787056
This
I like the working class.
Just not working class people.
>>68787079
That's literally what happened you retard
The dynasty was only 100 years long yes but it happened
>>68787091
janny banned me for a hours old post in a dead thread, he probably wont see this for a few hours.
aha hi janny! xx :)
Bit weird it's shitting down snow and the local pond is still covered in ducks.
have a weird spot on my tongue
it hurts a bit
>>68787091
crease
might do an 'icide
wish I could move to america
is that even possible
>>68787059
i'm in this photo
tfw no bf
>>68787187
Soon to be frozen ducks
>>68787218
which one?
>>68787163
he's a mexican though
>>68787187
where do ducks go when the pond freeze?
>>68787223
are you oogabooga/pablo tier or a doctor who speaks 50 languages?
day 7 of nofap lads resist the friction jew
>>68787218
homicide? dialing 999 now
>>68787238
i made this lol
>>68787223
I read a post on /r9k/ years back about a lad who flew to america as a tourist, ran into the woods and hid for a few months camping out. Then he purposefully came forward to a local woman, made some shit up about his backstory and with her help he managed to get documents legitimising him as a citizen.
Probably a load of shite.
>>68787258
South usually.
>>68787239
Hope not, would hate for my duck bros to die.
>>68787223
fly to mexico
walk to murrica
Why do yanks say homocide instead of murder
>999
what did he mean by this?
>University of Pennsylvania students remove Shakespeare portrait over diversity concerns
no coming back from this
>this time next week Christmas will be nearly over
>>68787322
didn't it end up coming out that shakespeare was a black woman though?
>>68787238
alri old geezer, enjoying your big-lettered keyboard?
>>68787322
his ghostwriter was a black transgender woman
>>68787322
Shakespeare's ghostwriter was black
>>68787091
you deserved it lol
>>68787059
>tattoo
you belong in the bin my dear :)
>>68787312
homicide =/= murder
>>68787348
>>68787354
>>68787364
Quite glad I am British
>>68787312
they're not the same thing
>>68787322
That's what he gets for talking shite about Jeanne.
>>68787091
screaming
>>68787348
>>68787354
>>68787364
>yanks and snow yanks actually believe this wank
what the fuck
why are you even in this general get out
>>68787322
shakespeare's ghostwriter was a non-binary PoC* though
>>68787401
>banterhat
>>68787430
>actually believe
>>68787430
see>>68787431
rorkes OUT /brit/ is a NON RACIST GENERAL.
>>68787322
shakespeare was a shitlord
>>68787430
>>68787431
>>68787354
>>68787364
>>68787348
am I being gimmicked (be nice)
>>68787151
>research for a comedy series he was writing
fucking hell it must've been a dark concept
>>68787470
all me
(You) soulja boy tellem
>>68787430
>being a racist
It's 2017 you nazi fuck
>/brit/ is a NON RACIST GENERAL
Go back to your sandy shit hole
>>68787470
no
you're the victim of whitewashed history
jesus christ, less than a week until chrimbo
where did my life go
>>68787455
I'm not a rorke but I'm not a cocksucking leftie who believes ant old shite that paints blacks in a positive light
now watch me
(YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKhvhVnyWs
banger
why are there so many newcunt brits here right now
just had my first meal in 36 hours lads
women who are around 70 years old are so arousing
>>68787519
>it will be 2017 soon
>>68787520
>>68787514
>>68787533
>cant spot the most obvious of """baits""
how new?
got a dilemma lads
do i buy a new jacket with a hood or one without?
>>68786996
>been written off
What does that mean, chap?
>>68787012
Which one has bigger tits I guess.
>>68787517
a bit too confused atm
Daily reminder that hating women purely because they have a tattoo is a MAJOR Rasheedism xx
>>68787533
all me
>getting baited by leaves and yanks
very very very very disappointing
>>68787559
hood
always useful if it starts raining
Man in the High Castle is good but it's a bit of a charicature
>hurrr if you had ANY imperfections you're put down
>>68787482
>>68787505
fucking muppets I destroy rorkes on a daily basis but you're just as bad with your anti white propaganda
>yanks and canadians actually believe this black tumblr shite
Black people also flew around in spaceships and visited other galaxies before being enslaved by white people
>>68787584
all me
wa me crank dat wa me ro
wa me crank dat so na wa me supaman dat ho
>>68787584
is this your gf?
PLEASE kiss me thru the phone
>>68787594
White people are the cause of all the worlds problems sweetie x
>>68787588
ah yes tell me more about the nazi's moderate program of genocide
now watch me
yooooo
crank that soldier boy
superman that hoe
>>68787629
all me
>>68786327
looooooooooooool
The lads and I
>>68787629
all me
>>68787629
Its 1 "Canadian" who is Somali or something, definitely black
The other is a baiting Yank
>>68787564
>What does that mean, chap?
Insurance company decided the car was either unsalvageable or it would cost too much to repair, so they pay you and cancel your insurance.
Category A/B is unsafe to ever drive again, so you sell it for scrap and buy a new one
Cat C/D is minor damage, it can be repaired and put back on the road. You can then get them cheap second hand because it's a former write off
>>68787604
imagine having a pineal gland this calcified
so glad I'm able to view the earth and its history outside time and space
The shitpost is strong here. Why do you bait Norman posters into coming here?
>>68787649
lol
>>68787622
Where'd you get this picture of my wife and my wife's son?
>>68787514
>>68787514
shithole is all one word
Ever since I left the city......
YOUUUUUU
SOULJA BOY AH TELL EM
>>68787586
hmm that's what i was thinking, easily worth another 10 quid
>>68787659
>1 Canadian
If you only you knew how bad things really are...
>>68787668
/brit/ is a normdom general
>>68787668
casse tes morts fils de pute
la con de TES morts
>>68787646
hello everyone
this is running on empty
...
food review!
imagine having your pineal gland be so calcified you believe history textbooks written by white men in the 1800's
>>68787668
my grandmother is from normandy
find a flaw
Um. I'm a rumanian. wtf, I mean, no bonding now.
>>68787663
>Insurance company decided the car was either unsalvageable or it would cost too much to repair, so they pay you and cancel your insurance.
Got it. How often do you guys use car backround checker or something like that?
Housemate/one of my best friend's girlfriend is staying at the flat this week whilst my housemate isn't here because he's on holiday and she had something going on at her house. Just me and her.. we get on really well and I'm scared we're gonna end up shagging. I always joke with my mate about cuckolding him and whenever I do something like cook for us all (I'm quite a good cook) he always jokes like "you will NOT cuckold me!". He sent me a text earlier saying "feel free to use physical aggression if she gets out of line". Does he secretly want me to cuckold him?
>listening to techno set
>dj randomly plays some shite slow song about white people taking slaves and ruining their homelands
>skip forward
>he's back playing techno
hmm
>>68787736
Irish actor
>>68787736
went on for too long
>>68787757
not a letter
>>68787717
Chicken connoisseur > Reviewbrah tbqh
where do i get one of these so called "G.F's"?
surely you know, right? aha
>>68787771
I BEG YOUR PARDON
>>68787736
no diversity
less than 5 months until Eurovision
Call centre pleb here. I wonder if less people will phone in this week because it's nearly Christmas. I get the feeling a lot of people will phone in hoping they can get things done / sorted before Christmas so we will have even more calls than usual.
>>68787787
How to trigger white autists in one easy step
>>68787646
funny thing about stereotypes...
>>68787668
Because the Normans weren't French.
can spot black tumblr supremacists from a mile away
they have a certain look
who likes dnb here?
>>68787826
*looks at you*
>>68787804
never heard of it
>>68787801
it had an irish actor
they're one of the most oppressed races on earth
>>68787787
no
reportoftheweek has this lovely charm to him
>>68787833
its alright
>>68787805
fellow pleb here, wondering the same thing, what sector are you in?
>>68787757
sounds like it's OK to shag her
>I'm a 26 year old software engineer making 80k a year.
why do yanks get paid so much
>>68787849
good lad
>>68787862
He's a bit dim. He browses /pol/ and /r9k/ entirely unironically and believes every word they say.
mead is the nectar of the gods
>>68787833
the leaf doesn't have a clue if he posts any links don't click them
>>68787805
Inbound calls decrease, outbound calls increase because people are more likely to answer the phone
>>68787754
once before buying it
>>68787884
maybe he's particularly good at engineering software :\
hello everyone
this is
...
review!
yes ladies and gentlemen, everyone watching at home, it's a very crisp evening here, and tonight i'm going to be reviewing my very own semen. yes that's right, you didn't hear that wrong, i said it plain as day, semen
>>68787787
this post is peek
>>68787884
living costs, making 80k in any large city, Seattle/california/jewyork means you are one step above living on the streets.
>I'm a 26 year old software engineer making 80k a year.
Reportoftheweek took the redpill HARD
>>68787893
That's what happens when you're a white autist incompatible with modern society
>>68787893
don't care
he has a cute aesthetic
>>68787884
stupid high living costs in silicon valley and the like
going to do a poo
wish me luck xx :)
>>68787916
Can't wait!
>>68787893
>>68787940
how do you know this? link to a video where he talks about it
>>68787916
edge of my seat here
>>68787912
How much did it cost?
>>68787940
source
>BBC News got rid of the top 10 most read
that's right goy. wouldn't want any collective uprising now would we.
>>68787804
>tfw we scored higher than you both times we've been in it
>we'll probably score higher again next year
Ah yes, good little European runts
>>68787937
good post
>>68787871
Insurance. You?
>>68787886
https://soundcloud.com/techitch/different-eyes
>>68787900
delet
>>68788001
still there for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP887IpQL00
WHERE is essex
>>68788006
europe doesn't like us for some reason
>>68787977
>>68787996
Posts he made on stormfront and fitness forums.
What was Essex like before the cockney refugees turned it into the east end 2.0?
>>68788053
just east of london
>>68787833
safe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAawXHLGtWw
>>68788053
SE England
racism is disgusting and ugly
>>68788053
in between london and the channel
>>68788020
playstation lol
>>68788090
>>68788090
>>68788090
>>68788090
>>68788062
i like brits
>>68788087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7UT8SAEaP4
>>68788100
just like you
>>68788065
PROOF?!
oh yeah that's right there is none, just silly rumours with nothing to back them up. just like him apparently posting in here
>>68788079
swamp
>>68788114
He's got the quickest draw this side of reddit, it's not going to be that easy
lenged off at some people
>>68788117
i like you too
>>68788119
>nu BC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9oQeW7owoI
>>68786241
>you will never look like this
>>68788133
Hi John
>>68788117
vote for us in eurovision then pal
>>68788117
i like hungarians :)
>>68788169
it's not bad at all
one of the best things to come out of RAM lately at least
>He's here
>>68786885
ahh yes
>>68786885
roll
>>68788117
went to Budapest and met some top lads
solid banter