tessa edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
desu
what are some good outlets for my homicidal rage?
a
fucking
leaf
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>68784356
Video games
GIVE ME A "HELL"
GIVE ME A "YEAH"
>>68784356
You could take a shot at the President-elect
want to BREED a british gal
Really want a German executive car
>>68784356
Punching bag, shooting range, elementary school, videogames, macrame, shitposting..
>>68784371
BTFO
>consuming
>>68784356
a mosque
the din dins
once did a balloon on magic mushrooms and all i could see was that acid house smiley face and i fell backwards in a state of pure euphoria
never felt anything like that before, pure bliss
>>68784411
indian executive cars > german executive cars
>>68784394
STAND UP RIGHT NOW
soon the bells will start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SSE3LNfws
>provisional drivers licence
>debit card
>credit card
>provisional drivers licence
>waitrose card
Monty Python's The Wind in the Willows is one of my favourite films
not liking the current trend where immigrants care more about their home countries than the one their living in
>>68784460
>>provisional drivers licence
KEK
parents want me to work on christmas day
>when his driving licence is green
>>68784451
jaguars look a bit budget
>>68784460
>provisional drivers licence
>provisional drivers licence
Reporting you for fraud
>why yes, I never go anywhere without a backup provisional
>>68784315
>they say whilst browsing 4chan
>>68784463
too bad best Python was dead
>>68784485
In their Paki convenience store?
>>68784468
>their living in
opinion binned
I look a lot like thad castle 2bh
>>68784517
crease
>>68784443
bet you're a northerner you runt
got a new debit card from my bank so i could use the old one as my line racking card
remember when there was a g20 summit in brisbane and everyone bullied putin?
>>68784521
noticed that i after i hit submit
feel like an idiot now
not like it matters though, it was a stupid post to begin with
>>68784517
what did he mean by this
hate all award ceremonies desu
literally just the establishment wanking itself into a coma
>>68784473
They still do. What are you talking about?
bloody hell lads
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1482048650090.webm
1642 will commence again
moobs wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuDT49jMiBs
>>68784577
not the GRM rated awards sweetie
>>68784593
this desu, so much misinformation out there about it
Want a comfy Victorian house in a leafy area of London and maybe an executive BMW parked outside it
>>68784603
horid
>>68784298
Tried to explain what it's like but couldn't word it in a way that wouldn't get dora'd. All the episodes are on netflix, you should watch them.
>>68784603
not a fan of this "ass" meme
does nothing for me but now every fat girl thinks she's so sexy and has a good ass.
don't know if I can finished this bowl of pasta 2bh
>>68784548
rorkes production value is improving
>>68784603
>>68784603
cringe
doing a poo
>>68784654
great thanks
>>68784603
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
>>68784616
the most heroic and underrated englishman 2bh
literally 100s of years of progress happened in a decade
>>68784333
Kinda sounds like Tom Hardy
>>68784603
Skank
>>68784603
White girls acting like niggers is the least attractive thing next to drunk women, women who smoke, and women who cuss like men.
>>68784603
>>68784655
men got indoctrinated into liking overweight gyaldem
>>68784630
pretty sure plenty of people have made millions out of grime by now lad
SPOTY isn't about the athletes and Oscars aren't for the actors. It's for the BBC and Academy
>>68784709
*agrees*
>>68784603
pretty turned on ngl
>>68784603
That's fucking disgusting
>>68784709
>women who smoke
and you were so close to being right
>>68784603
skanky niggerfucker with fake tits and butt. No thanks lad.
'member when we watched blackout together lads
fucking chocolate coins. they're so addictive
>>68784747
No they're not
>White girls acting like niggers is the least attractive thing next to drunk women, women who smoke, and women who cuss like men.
I jerk off until i chafe, three days ago I had to stop in the middle of a session because it burned too much. I have rashes and scabs on my dick from masturbating, my balls are sore all day too. Its gotten a lot harder than since when i was a teenager and cumming 5 times a day was easy. It takes fucking forever even with really good jap simulated rape porn.
Im honestly scared im going to get desperate for sex and do something crazy to get it, my dick is like a burning steel blade fresh out of the forge, if i dont quench it in some pussy soon I will be consumed by its fire.
>>68784333
Greater London
some absolute wetbois itt
Spanish girls are fucking mental lads
All smokers should be put to death
>>68784709
>women who smoke
>not hot
fuck off leaf
>>68784733
Maybe 5% of women who smoke are classy. The other 95% are yellow teethed trash who usually do the other aforementioned unattractive acts in spades.
>>68784722
Jamie Vardy is the deserved winner but he won't because he's northern and working class
>>68784747
>being fat in 2016
mugged yourself off lad
I am here now lads. How is it foing?
Watching a new Disney film
Really cringe and some of it is really complex. Really don't think this is targeted towards children, more like middle aged office workers
>>68784798
Andy Murray is desu
>Jamie Vardy is the deserved winner but he won't because he's northern and working class
>>68784716
I like tall thin girls with big tits and nice legs
>>68784763
make your weekly budget and find some room to have sex with a prostitute
this is exactly the role that prostitutes play in society, stopping sex craved men from murdering. when you legalize prostitution violent crime rates go down
vote yes on prop 69
>>68784794
>Frog attracted to smokers
Stop being so stereotypical Pierre.
How can I blend into /brit/?
>>68784813
It's foing alright matey, how are you foing?
>>68784813
hope there's an earthquake and you fall down the toilet ngl
>>68784845
I am just going with the flow desu.
>>68784835
>big tits
nah lad
>>68784840
show us ya moves
>>68784813
tell the gf i said hi
>>68784831
vardy gripped the nation more and defied the odds more
>>68784835
>"""nice legs"""
>girl clearly does no exercise whatsoever and her thighs are the same width as her calfs
how can one nation's populace be so bad at so many things?
>>68784795
while I agree that reality =/= fantasy and most smokers are trashy
I like that raspy voice
>>68784879
me in the bottom left
Why is >>>/x/ at the end of the list of boards?
>>68784824
what film
>>68784876
nonce
>>68784925
It's a conspiracy.
Middle and upper class people literally get more benes than poor people because they take higher salaries and fees from public/semi public organisation. They're also in a stronger position to claim expenses and take advantage of all opportunities these organisations present.
And we can't make universal benefits means tested without losing their support.
Statism is fucked up.
If you're a statist you should kill yourself, you parasite.
>>68784840
post tunes
>>68784913
I'd put your personality at a 3.5 at least
>>68784910
charli has some serious sex appeal
>>68784953
closed it as soon as I saw Moseley :)
>>68784840
recite grime bars
>>68784878
Watch this!
*executes some sick moves*
>>68784960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1sMp2clVlA
>>68784953
What's with the Krautanese subtitties?
https://soundcloud.com/laurenson/faded-panda
perfect gyal is marine vacth or anna karina
>>68784897
murray is more northern and has already won it.
vardy did fuck all for england and it was ranieri who won it for leicester . well technically they got lucky because all the favourites failed at the same time thanks to the turmoil that foreign billionaires have caused in the league.
>>68784887
gunna need a name
>>68784859
you tackin the piss? tackin a wee wee on me? ill pulverise your prostate with a single punch
>>68784953
pretty good performance
but i still don't know why so many people fell for it
>>68785036
maisie
>>68784961
Thanks I needed that
/gf2016/ is paying off big time laddos, she's a nympho.
had a fun weekend of drugs lads
doing a sad now though
going to cook some pork, ergo I'm not muslim
>>68784356
Write children's books
*rubs his face into your pussy*
was racist in another thread and now i feel bad :(
>>68785067
Never give up hope, took me until december
*baits the trap*
>>68784981
assuming you were the irish lad talking about ecstasy in the last thread. unny how medical science progresses and becomes more public as time moves forward. except that it isn't, and that happens with everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMhfmxTvdt0
>>68785112
How is it not illegal trapping that many young pigs
the people are waking up
me: maisie says hi
gf: *farts and rolls over*
ah yes
>>68785112
*gets caught in it*
>>68785112
S O U R C E
N E E D E D
>>68785148
girls are grim
>>68785110
you should be ashamed of yourself
>>68785112
qt oinkers
LIKES:
chilling
hockey
DISLIKES:
irish weather
driving on the m50
ive wanked to dogs licking pussies and fucking sluts, i-is that wrong? i feel guilt everytime im done
>>68785146
not me im going to sleep soon ngl
>>68784835
How dare you be attracted to one racial aesthetic.
People of colour do not look like that and you are oppressing them.
>>68785112
haah looks like one of the fuckers got pinned
on the left
>>68785146
lazy buggers it's 7 in the bloomin evening! x
why is josie posting from new zealand now
strange girl
>>68785112
>>68785176
I feel bad now :[
>>68785076
Bloc party was the best british band of the mid 2000s. This is irrefutable.
>>68785179
Sounds like my kind of bird.
Anyone care to see my new pejazzle?
Quite proud of it honestly.
>>68785112
they nearly got out. wonder if they knew this ahead of time
the gf
>>68785180
yeah, quite wrong
>>68785219
"baltic" food makes it sound a lot more exotic that it really is
>>68785180
fucking state of JFs 2bh
lot of you should be forced into work camps and shit
>>68784603
jews destroying our women yet again
are you meant to buy christmas cards for the family or will just presents do
can't really remember desu
>>68785259
I've got cards x
Bit cold outside tonight lads, might go muts and get the old wooly hat out
>>68785227
Silent Alarm was WORLD.
Do middle aged people ever get bored of their current lives and go to university again to change their careers
varg just btfo of the alt right lads
>>68785250
What do they offer?
>>68785273
i haven't got either because i can't afford to until i get paid
probably shouldn't have spend like £150 on alcohol in the last few days
>>68785219
These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.
>>68785244
>tfw I have the same chin/jaw as Maisey
>>68785219
i remember when austin powers first came out and britain was cool, white, and patriotic
what happened to u guys...
>>68785300
I might not buy presents that's a bit too gay
>>68785292
Crime
this year i shan't be engaging in the customary act of giving the card shops money for some pieces of card and envelopes
>>68785219
i never go to shops that say stuff like that unless its an emergency because what the fuck is polish and baltic food?
>>68785259
just presents will do
shall i:
ave chocolate or breakfast aLOL
HAVE A JUMP OR HAVE A SIT DOWN
fucking die of hay fever
these are just a few of the options available to me
>>68785310
haha me too
>>68785323
Tony Blair happened
>>68785348
all me
>>68785350
fucking die of hayfever josie
>>68785379
haha cheeky little bugger
>>68785350
last one sounds good
>>68785335
Fuck off hippy
>>68785259
business cards + presents for family
>>68785139
They're an aggressive and invasive pest species. You can literally charter helicopter hog hunting trips in some states.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFdCPbcItuM
>>68785281
Going to go ahead and make a hold claim, brace yourself lads. A Weekend in the city was better than silent alarm.
>>68785407
consumerist drone
millie b is such a slag
>>68785387
>>68785403
ahhh yes sounds good *lays down on the floor with hands crossed over heart*
>>68785282
My mum did it and was one year off graduating and dropped out because she found it too stressful working at the same time
Told her to just keep at it but she wouldn't listen to me :(
She'd probably be happier if she continued
>>68785412
That looks fun.
>>68785412
chopper gunner was always op
>>68785412
cant wait until some pigs get into a vat of nuclear waste and evolve at a rapid exponential rate and start hunting you and your animal hurting people
/int/ has taught me only the Irish, Brits, Kiwis and Aussies have a decent sense of humour
Britains wildest weather looks mental 2bh
>>68785479
>irish
aha alri' mick
shitposting memes on my team's group chat again lads
>>68785479
irish are among the most butthurt posters on 4chan
>>68785227
bit gay desu
DINNER POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905217
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905217
http://www.strawpoll.me/11905217
Anyone got any spare reasons to live?
Asking for a mate.
>thanks for helping on my thesis about the Meissner state superdiamagnetism of supercooled helium anon, my bf says you're a great guy
>>68785323
They got yankified
>>68785519
>tattoo
>perfect
nope
tonibler
>>68785450
why have you been banished to the colonies?
>>68785519
>man shoulders
>built like a brick shithouse
>perfect
nah
>>68785539
let us cop a feel luv
josie hearn is such a slag
josie hearn yeah are you mad
Looking for a fucking car is a nightmare
>ahh yes that looks good
>oh no wait 'dodgy paki dealer/this car was previously written off/this car has no MOT/something else'
>>68785539
paigie
didn't even mean to do that
craving for a sunday roast lads.
The face of unfuckability
>>68785519
>playing an video game every night for nearly 20 years
huge red flag, symptom of mental illness
wish I had an alpha voice like oswald mosley instead of my beta kuck essex boi one
>>68785590
Bought a car and found a gram of ket under the carpet once
Made it worth it
>>68785617
aha yeah
:(
>>68785219
multiculturalism is psychologically damaging to the host population and ultimately leads to destruction
>>68785608
Are moustaches popular in UK?
>>68785640
what car
>>68785539
>you will never slide your cock between Piage's jugs
Why live
>>68785608
If he shaved his pedostache, got off the drugs, and took a nap he might get some.
>>68785608
is this one of the virgins who post here
just had an awful wank with a toothbrush handle up my arse. Feel ashamed and dirty even after a good scrub in the shower. Why can't I stop wanking ?
>>68785633
>tfw from essex but accent is completely neutral
everyone gets surprised when i tell them where i'm from
>>68785519
ari /lgbt/
welcome here erm, folks.
>>68785592
post all the paige you got
Dreamt that Chelsea bought Roberto Firmino and I was coughing blood everywhere last night.
>>68785589
brutal call out
>>68785564
ban evaded one too many times
>>68785590
Just get one with a full service history. It's not that hard. Never been to a dealer. Don't trust a one of them. Bought all my cars second hand right from the previous owner. If the previous owner looks to be some sort of cunt, I leave. Last two cars I've bought have been off elderly men with grandkids and shit. Usually a safe bet
>>68785680
>>68785672
pics
hooked up the ol' ps2 a while ago and played some old games and enjoyed the shit out of them way more than newer games
turns out i'm not just growing out of them, games actually are getting shittier
>>68785676
t. basildon
>>68785672
Wankers gonna wank.
A friend linked to a video of a Black Lives Matter protest on Facebook, and they unfriended me for saying "Hey, you can complain about police brutality when there's a White History month".
So, yeah, that's why black people are the real racists.
America is so fucking aesthetic and beautiful
Isn't it crazy how much infrastructure and housing makes an impact on a country?
>>68785590
i'm very much in the same position right now, i just want some shit cheap car that'll last me for a couple of years but noone ever lists whats wrong with it making everything look waaay too good to be true
Standard North American is the most popular form of English
>>68785519
>Video games
>tattoo
>video game-themed tattoo
>video game-themed shorts
>owns a television
binned at light-speed.
>>68785672
'rents aren't picking up
>>68785713
chebberton
>>68785683
dreamt that i was trying to go on cloudflare.com but it kept redirecting me to some other website which offers a similar service and they'd taken over the cloudflare.com domain because of some copyright infringement issue and i couldn't manage the dns of my domains because of it
not entirely sure why
>tfw got a black ski mask but don't ski
>>68785672
>doing the virgin wank
>>68785720
Been playing FFXI recently and having the same sort of feels. Even find the old graphics more charming.
>>68785748
why are you ringing them to begin with?
where do girls hang out on the internet besides facebook and tumblr?
>>68785748
thats because ive put them down
>>68785713
alllll of them
>>68785723
no i'm not a scummo
>>68785729
Everything built post war in Europe and America should be nuked
Is this a typical British couple?
>>68785590
lease one then
>>68785782
tinder?
>>68785782
MySpace
>>68785782
Vloggers and beauty channels on YouTube
>>68785782
4chan
reckon i should take initiative and call the 'rents myself occasionally for a catch up
i only speak to them when they text or call me
>>68785683
I had a nightmare last night :c
honestly dislike all poo peelanders
How legit is poleaboos gender dysphoria?
>>68785798
I doubt you can lease one as a new driver
>>68785797
>black father
>isn't absentee
no
>>68785782
the 'dit
the 'ter
the 'tube
the 'chon
>>68785782
looking as much like a coalburner on instagram as they can without actually being one
>>68785761
lmao nerd haha
>>68785827
oooh :( what about?
>>68785789
>>68785836
Are you questioning whether or not Ribena is mentally ill?
>>68785729
i live in the hood and everything is ugly here
i want to move to the white part of america
>>68785833
Why? They're literally the best part of the commonwealth and superb 4chan posters.
>>68785836
Not even remotely. He just decided one day in his crusade for attention and recognition of his mental illness that cutting wasn't getting him the limelight he desired so he was going to become a tranny instead.
>>68785897
>literally the best part of the commonwealth
>>68785680
>>68785859
ye i am a nerd haha
sometimes dream about problems i have at work and figure out solutions to them lol
>>68785901
calm down yeah
>>68785773
to do a speak
>>68785785
don't have a response for this but thanks for replying anyway
>>68785823
my 'rents never call but they do get upset if i don't call them :x
>>68785859
demons were after me
What happens if the AA car coming to help you breaks down as well?
>>68785910
tits are shrinking with every photo. yet another whore with plastic tits, just completed ruined my wank.
>>68785899
Does crossdressing as a kid mean anything?
>>68785767
I am a virgin. Gold star for you anon.
Lads the Indian takeaway gave me a Christmas card with my order. Reckon it's taqiyya
>>68785943
let me at em *starts shadow boxing like scrappy doo*
>>68785925
haha
>>68785919
sorry lol *has a sit down and dies*
>>68785963
>1.54MB, 2816x2112
nary a pixel
>>68785729
psh, those palm trees aren't even native to the region
josie do you need help
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~298dd2d17146d52539bd6e994d8ae30a050d06fc48cd7ac17e4c609d48d5eb615
Want to have sex with a girl with a cracking body but find casual sex to be degenerate and most hot girls are vapid which makes dating them a chore
Been punching below my weight in the gf department because I value an intelligent and stable girl higher than a hot stupid and crazy slag
>>68785973
>shoes on the bed
>>68785990
neither is anyone at a public beach
hate it when its cold out
everytime i go out or look at my window its ufckign night out and its always fucking cold the sky is grey the people never smile fuck off
MOOORRREE PAIGE
>>68786006
why do americans wear shoes to bed?
>>68785878
Cops don't believe he is,they wouldn't have arrested him 3 times if he was really mental
>>68786006
when the creps are fresh enough pham
>>68786006
>(fake) nike air max
>>68785919
*gives you a swirly and a wedgie in the bogs*
try solving this one in your sleep you little spoff haha
>>68786028
Kill yourself
>>68785836
It was the next stage in his cry for attention and he's now deluded himself into thinking it's real
>>68785910
would LOVE to push her over that railing
>>68786040
Legs too short.
Need a woman with legs that go for days otherwise how will I get lost between them?
>>68786040
bit of a slag desu, wearing underwear on a night out.
>>68786019
indeed
>>68785676
same lad
montmartre was cool before it was overrun by hipster mongs
>>68786040
legs are a bit short
>>68786080
nice lad
>>68786035
not nice lad
>>68786024
You don't piss in your flat mates Ribena and chemically castrate yourself publicly on an imageboard if you're sane
alright
i didnt go to the therapist, i had onion bhajis instead
youre the king, im a piece of shit
i pissed it up the wall, just like i piss everything up the wall
happy now?
im a shithead
i need help
i need therapy
swear i cant go to montmartre without feeling anxious too much people i despise live there
>>68786040
does anyone else think here legs are too short?
>>68785973
>YU FINK EIM SEKSEE INNIT LUV
>done 50 posts tonight
>not a single (you)
>was cool before
You're the hipster mong
poleaboo appears to have completely lost his shit
excellent, i really enjoy him not posting here
>>68786118
fuck off to tumblr with your special snowflake rambling
>>68786094
fockin noice
europe has gone to shit lol
>>68786040
leg length is extremely important to me so I'll pass
>>68786142
love (you) xx
>>68786098
estuary bois ww@
>>68786186
they were bulgarian
>>68786151
You won't be laughing whwen he blows up your slag sister.
>>68786148
no
theres been a massive move with petit bourgeois mongs in the past years
it was an okay neighbourhood before it was overran with hipsters is what i meant
you fucking autist
>>68786209
Balkaniggers are not Europeans
>>68786186
He's from Bulgaria tho lel
>>68786209
gypsies actually, not bulgarian
and gypsies originated in North India
>>68786232
cheeky
>tfw no fat pretty faced gf i can motivate to lose weight
>>68786209
that kicking probably gets more media coverage than an arab doing worse
>>68786234
More European than you'll ever be
>>68786108
If he was reallt mental the police would have done something.
>>68786221
You sound like an issuferable rich recluse
>>68786164
I suppose you want me to sit here, yeah? Well, how about if I go and stand over here instead? Do you think you can handle that? Mm? So I suppose I can say anything in here.
That's the whole idea, right? I can call you a dickhead if I want.
Yeah, got a big dick for your head.
So what do you want me to do? Pull down my pants and fertilise the plants? Oh, you'd love that.
Yeah.
Then you'd have a real "patient" on your hands.
More "mental millions" for your high-interest account or ISA or share portfolio or to spend on your wife or your boyfriend, chowing down on an Aberdeen Angus steak from your Volkswagen Passat.
That's right, kimosabe, I've got your number.
Yeah.
Doesn't feel very nice when the searchlight is turned on the searchlight operator.
Hmm? Yeah, pal? How about if I just pulled my knob out and started wanking? Yeah? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? My gonads out, one ball dangling in front of each eye.
That's your dream, yeah? Well, I'm not going to!