>Sure, let's just drive to Australi-

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>brb, just flying my australian kite for a se-

>>68782559
At least they don't need to pay for Christmas decorations.

>>68782703
>a fucking pheonix dragon on a pool of blood

>>68782790
Cool.

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>just booting up my australian role playing gam-

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>>68782559
>>68782662

this can't be real

how do all these spiders avoid getting eaten by birds or something? what do they eat? surely there aren't enough insects to sustain that many spiders

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>One second mate, forgot what time it was in australian tim-

>>68783234
>Poison Poison Spider
>Giant Giant Spider

How can you drive to Australia? It's an island

>>68783561

there's a tunnel between New Zealand and Australia, stupid ass.

>>68783668
is this real? how can such a tunnel exist? there's a massive distance between aus and nz

>>68783668
also the US via the antarctic

>>68783792
Come on spanon.

>>68783792

the strait very shallow, so it compensated for the distance I think. I'm not sure about all the technicalities. it's been there since 1999

25 dollars to run threw it would you do it?

>>68783561

Birdges, durrrr

>>68782559
>driving to Australia

>>68783325
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_spider

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>>68783792

>>68783325

no, Anon. Australian spiders hunt birds

>>68783792
I lik spen

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>>68783981
>one minute, just got to update my profile pictur-

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>>68783325
The spiders eat the birds, not the other way around.

>>68782559
It's +30 in there all the year round. It's enough for me to know to decide not to visit it at all.

>>68784166

poor brid :(

>>68784223
BIDF go and stay go

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>>68784129
>one minute, just got to update my profile pictur-

>>68784995
yes yes no no no

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>mfw australians have slow internet because spiders keep webbing and eating the cables
>mfw there's at least 1 (ONE) australian webbed to his bed right now just waiting to be eaten

>>68782662
what the fuck

>>68782662
oh fuck, how can anyone live in this hell?

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>>68785346
>Australians are being literally, without any sexual connotation, succ'd by spiders right now

>>68782559
ok, let's say no spiders, how do you drive to australia?

>>68782559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZw64rBswqc
Everyon is a Peter Parker in Aussy.

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hey
hey anon
feel that tingle on your leg?

>>68782559
Finally got all the spidahs off my computer lads.

What are we discussing in this thread?

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>>68782559
>>68782662
>>68783542
>>68784129

>>68782559
Australia is isolated and has no land borders though, you can't drive to it (unless you're using very durable hovercraft)

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>>68785346
GIMMUSGIMMESPIDASGIMMETHATWITCHIDESIA

>>68783792
we lay internet cables between australia and new zealand all the time, no reason we couldnt do that and then fill the cable with air like a balloon so we could drive between
stupid government never does anything cool though

>>68794506
spider engineer detected

they seek to spread to more islands do not assist them in their tunnel projects

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>Average day in Australia

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>>68795613

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>>68795613