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>>68782304

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cara

fuck off pardner

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porn

plymouth is actually an alright place

How do people get into politics in their 30s when other people have been networking since the youth wings

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Who /feelingslightlylessterriblethanusualwhenthinkingabouttheprospectofanotherworkingweekaheadbecauseitistheweekbeforechristmas/ here?

>>68782286
>isn't there any more substance to get out of this life?

Not for a civil servant

>>68782351
Right place, right time, right person who knows your dad from the club

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got your nose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fDvxlK2FMc
Might go out for a pint

>>68782351
trade unions

AND YOU JUST

WAAAALK RIGHT IN

JUST

WALLKK RIGHT INNN

UGH

>>68782324

$11.5 an hour, been there two years, have 10 vacation days, 20 minute lunch break,

i envy western european jobs so much

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lads

>tfw the Soviet Union was going to be a real free communist land thanks to Lenin but then Stalin aka "I'm totally not a nazi just a national communist" fucked it up all

Sad!

>>68782351
you don't
politics is all about sucking the dick of your local MP as a kid then getting a good word in so they can set you up with an easy district.

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got your spicy meatball

>>68782369
taking friday off

as far as i know half the office will already have left for christmas break as well

will be really nice

Work tomorrow

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>>68782403
This 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsJOntdB9Bc

what a legend

>>68782403
>thinking Lenin's Russia was that much better

Stalin was a good boy and made Russia functional

>>68782378
what the fuck lad? give it back

was in a mood and told mummy I didn't want steak and chips but I want it now

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>>68782403
Stalin did nothing wrong and was a great leader

>Leak reveals Rex Tillerson is director of Bahamas-based US-Russian oil company


DRAIN
THE
SWAMP

>British "values"

what did he mean by this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38355373

>he didn't choose his uni based on the tab survey of uni's which do the most drugs

loool

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Aeropress lad(s), redpill me on metal filters.

>>68782403
What was Trotsky then, a Looney?

>>68782543
source on this fine gal

>>68782427
same

>>68782453
Lenin's Russia was bullshit because he got a thirdworldish country at war on his hands, he created the basis to make the country great thought. Lenin's soviet constitution is a piece of art, such advanced, developed that some modern constitutions look like medieval paper in contrast.

>>68782528
British values are keeping your vehicle clean and tidy by chucking your fast food packaging and any other detritus out of the window.

>>68782528
>Diane Abbott on the other article saying dindunuffin

Just seeing that fat niggers face makes me fucking angry,

>mfw mum is a bit left wing and hates her too

>>68782563

my gf desu

tolerance is a core british value

>>68782481
silly billy

russia was a comfy, unique country with beautiful architecture before communism destroyed it

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my kitty x

>>68782563
Some rando attractive girl commonly seen on 4chan. That picture is actually zoomed and cropped. In the original you can see her body and the full reflection of her arse.

Daily reminder the Russia was in the process of laying a democratic framework then a load of kikes came in and turned it communist.

>tfw office closes early all this week

all the seniors have this week off as well, gonna just sit around and blast tunes i think

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>>68782582
I agree that Lenin laid the groundwork, but the party was a complete mess, too many idealists and (((others))) who wanted revenge against the Russian people

what Stalin did was absolutely necessary, otherwise the country would certainly have collapsed, especially in the face of Nazi invasion (though likely before)

>>68782625
>fall asleep at night
>wake up with ocelot ripping into your neck

>>68782647
fucking hell need one of these jobs

jewish communism is a myth

russia is a shithole and always has been

>>68782672
where do you work at the moment

why do everyone care about politics

>>68782637
ahh yes sounds familiar

>>68782512
Sick

Reminder that russia and all of eastern europe are massive shitholes as a direct result of communism

can hear a doggo yelping/crying

>>68782619
it was still a poor slav shithole though

>>68782676
Russia was a miracle economy under communism
it was only when free marketeers like Gorbachev got in charge that it went to shit

business idea: domesticate the hippo

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>Lenin's soviet constitution is a piece of art

>>68782676
this
aristocracy looked nice in their huge mansions but the people were having it rough

You reckon the rumour about Putin being secretly the richest man on earth is true or what?

>>68782625
Ocelots are easier to train than pit bulls.
About the same around children
not the best on a lead

>>68782710

go help it

wish this german would leave

no nationality I have less repsect for 2bh

>>68782712
>>68782676
Mostly Communist propaganda

Russia was fine before Communism. Le starving peasants meme was propagated by communists

>>68782686
shitty office for shitty pay where if I stop doing work for 2 minutes the normie twat next to me makes a sarcy comment like
>hmmm looks very work related that

>>68782720
wrong

stalin showed the power of state planning in the 40s but it was stagnating from the 60s until the fall because economic planners can't keep up with a modern consumer economy

russia is stagnating today as well but for different reasons (corruption mainly)

prima donna girls

>>68782723
might be cool


would make awesome pets. riding it through town with its funny stumpy legs, could train it to constantly take big shits on your neighbors doorstep and fling it around with its qt tail

>>68782637
>>68782619
which is why its good that Stalin had them BTFO

>>68782737
yeah

>>68782661
I agree that a Soviet Union leaded by Trotsky might not have been able to win against the nazis. Apart from that he was the right choice, Stalin was a conservative man with the only purpose of becoming a God, it just happened to do it in a communist country, but if Stalin happened to be in Germany he would have been worse than Hitler.

What was driving on your own for the first time like lads?

>>68782769
they got btfo by germany in ww1 and would've been fucked without the western front

>>68782769
ahh yes the rich well fed people threw a violent revolution risking their lives because they felt like it might be a laugh

>>68782809
wanted to swerve into a car of the opposite lane

>>68782676
You're literally a kike fuck off.

80% of the initial Soviet government were Jews. Things like the NKVD were massively staffed by Jews. Jewish political commissars were massively over-represented.

These are literal facts and not even disputed by mainstream historians today. Putin even admits it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bSAB5OPkwQ

>>68782809
ok

>>68782612
never mind asked her to get it on and she is even though she's already cooked for everyone else
love my mummy she's a goodun xx

>>68782769
rorke

>>68782786
i do consultancy so some other company is paying a ridiculous price for my time

my productivity goes in waves, will do work for a bit, and then look at the news/facebook/go to the kitchen and chat shit for ages

great fun, no one cares either as long as things are done before deadlines

http://nytimes.com/2016/11/25/fashion/modern-love-catfishing-strangers-to-find-myself.html?smid=pl-share&_r=0&referer=

>>68782862
consulting on what

>>68782858
good

>>68782857
then lad, explain carefully whats the problem with many jews in charge

ra ra rasputin

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>Daily reminder the Russia was in the process of laying a democratic framework then a load of kikes came in and turned it communist.

>Reminder that russia and all of eastern europe are massive shitholes as a direct result of communism

>Russia was fine before Communism. Le starving peasants meme was propagated by communists

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>>68782788
this
it only managed to maintain stability under Stalin because of his reign of terror keeping everything in line as well as the limitations from the war keeping consumption down.

desu Khrushchev came the closest to making the soviet union "work" but was ousted by party old boys before he could finish.

>>68782737
no

>>68782883
company does general IT stuff, but i do software dev in it

>german """"""""rave enthusiasts""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czCZCSKNUq8

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>>68782874

>better pay
>less taxes
>affordable housing
how is the USA not superior to the UK?

>>68782910
>Khrushchev came the closest to making the soviet union "work" but was ousted by party old boys before he could finish.

Khruschev was a revisionist infiltrator

>>68782862
sounds very nice, I'm jealous desu

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it'll be lonely this christmas
without you to hold

white people are pretty cool

>>68782900
delete this

>>68782967
it is, quite nice going to work and enjoying it desu

>>68782857
and Stalin purged the lot of them
pre-stalin USSR was a mess, these people saw their mission as being to take revenge against the Russian people and make their lives miserable in the effort to "change" them

the Jews demonized Stalin and then moved their efforts to the USA

>>68782960
"less" is for volume
"fewer" is for quantity

>>68782792
don't let their cuddly appearance fool you ... they're extremely violent fuckers. kill more people in Africa than any other animal. even the crocodiles don't fuck with them

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>>68782960
its 50% niggers and mexicans

>>68782960
>houses blow over in a strong wind
>be american; get shot
>no music scene native to the US which is anywhere near as real as grime

nah

>>68782960
its filled with americans

all i ever wanted was the world

>>68782966
good
the USSR needed revision

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me friday

hva ertu ad tala um

>>68783025
I didn't know that, nice.

>>68782960
whilst those points are true, yanks are too fake for my liking, couldn't live there surrounded by all of you lot desu

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>>68783043
>grime

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Not sure what the Jews have done wrong desu

>>68783043
>no music scene native to the US which is anywhere near as real as grime
haha grime (more like grim) is just a rip off rap

>>68782894
Bobby was a lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wff5-auPYaw

>>68782304
appreciate this image

nothing wrong with being jewish :)

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>>68782944
NEED a giantess gf

https://youtu.be/-4RBdEhyFlg

garage? i don't sound like garage

>>68783043
only good reply

>>68783111
they always be messin' about

>>68782888
Jews look out for their own people and don't have loyalty to the Russian nation. The Soviet government wasn't a genuine expression of Russia, but a load of Jews capitalising on political chaos in Russia at the end of WW1.

The Jews had a deep hatred for Russians due to their long history of pogroms and perceived persecution by the Russians. It is an inherent unjust relationship to be having that many Jews lording over the Russian people.

Read some Solzhenitsyn brah.

>>68783020
Yes you are exactly right. Post-WW2 the USSR was actually heavily dejewified by Stalin. Just a shame they had to lay the framework for that evil system to exist in the first place.

All the Jews became Trotskyites, then shifted in Zionists, then suddenly all became Neocons in America. They sure did seem to shift idealogies a whole lot, these Jews. Hmmmmmm it's almost like they're looking out for their own interests or something.

generally prefer yanks over most euros

less insecure 2bh

>>68782974

cheer up bud, itll get better

im a god amongst men

>>68783116
fuck off mate ireland is shit for music???

>>68783020
not a fan of this antisemitism

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>>68782637
Pic related is you

>>68783139
Not sure if she's fucking huge or he's really small

why do people say uni gets you in debt

you don't even have to pay the loan unless you're earning 21k+ and even then it just takes out a small percentage.

and if you can't pay it in a certain time they just disappear it

how can it fuck you over so hard

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>>68782335
Not seeing it desu

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>>68783162

cheers, franzl

>>68783194
it's varg

>>68782737
Rothschilds desu

>>68783182
LITERALLY a fact though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Provisional_Government

>>68782378
kek, wtf is this gesture

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WHY ARE TRAIN TICKETS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE A CITY BREAK IN LONDON WITH MY GF BUT TRAIN TICKETS ALONE COST MORE THAN FLIGHTS TO FUCKING EUROPE

>>68783193
University is practically free for all UK students

They are instead subsidised by wealthy Chinese students who pay the upfront cost

>>68782937
the interviewer is the biggest mong of the lot

>>68783090
it's not exact . for instance supermarkets have made it common and easier on the ear to hear '12 items or less'

>>68783116
it's not though

they both come from jamaican soundsystem culture and toasting and that

jamaicans who immigrated to the us ended up integrating with american genres and created hip-hop

jamaicans who immigrated to the uk ended up integrating with british electronic genres leading to genres like garage and jungle. grime came from garage and jungle

nothing to do with hip-hop

>>68782737

nah that's david rockefeller but putin might be in the top 5

anyone else /fat/ here?

i've always been a bit of a tubby but it turns out, at 6'1" and 111kg, i'm clinically obese

>>68783232
Western style liberal democracy/capitalism is run by Jews so why does it matter if communism is also run by Jews if those were their two paths

>>68783193
>>68783247
deja vu

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100 year anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution next year

might go to a commemoration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Lep73jxrU

Student loan is gonna be £63k total
Gonna take 26 years to pay it off at this rate

Thanks Dave

Apparently I'm inheriting $2.2m worth of farmland from my father when he passes

hmmm

>student loan

Oh no! Paying £1 a day? What ever will I do? Thanks fucking tories!!!

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Doesn't feel like Christmas at all

Anyone else get that feeling?

>>68783314
Fuck off millionaire

>>68783314
How much will uncle Sam take

>>68783314
hire me

>>68783335
My average monthly payment is £232

That's £7 a day

>>68783276
started well

>>68783323
fuggd it delete and move on

>>68783241
i would say privitisation but government gives our trains a lot of assistance but i don't think it is that.

i think europe has a bigger market and larger area to cover and that's where trains thrive = carrying loads of stuff/passangers across thousands of miles. our country is small and restricted. also we england especially has lots of different companies so maybe it would be better if it was like economies of scale for supermarkets

think the black cashier girl at bojangles was hitting on me. she said at the end "bye john" where she looked on my card

>>68783338
parents didn't put up lights for some reason, now we look like wogs

>>68783356
None, it's under $5m

>>68783338

Aye. It's been that way for me for years. This year especially.

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The Jews really get around don't they, maybe they are the chosen race

Was Napoleon a radical centrist?

>>68783381
>bojangles

the fuck is a bojangle

>>68783307
itll be full of runts who the bolsheviks would have hated. Commemorate it by doing something manly like the original bolsheviks. I'm going to try and hit a PR on my deadlift that day

>>68783314
farm irish cattle please

>£7 a day for 25 years

I could get 2.3 meal deals each day with that

I AM THE
INCRED-
INCRED-
INCREDIBLE GENERAL!!

>>68783419
Almost too radical

Wish he had been more successful uesz

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grime is some fucking real authentic shit straight from the roads
yanks will never understand

>>68783418
they have the ultimate slave mentality, that's why they act this way.

>>68783429
screeching

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>>68783429
Jesus Christ.

>>68783291
Democracy isn't "run by Jews" it's just easily co-opted by them due to a unique set of circumstances in the Western countries (Jew run central banks for example, that Russia didn't have). Russia forming their own version of democracy would have been infinitely better than literally having your government 80% run by kikes.

>>68783466
what a cunt

orson welles is a wanker

>>68783466
stop man this is painful. She's being a cunt, you've fucked it, just stop

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>>68783466
>>68783429
>>68783360
>>68783323
>>68783276

>>68783480
you cant in all seriousness believe this antisemitic bollocks?

>>68783480
but even if they made up 80% of the initial government, they were nearly all purged by Stalin due to the nature of the Soviet government.

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just got back from the gfs

got blueballed once again

reckon it's time to move on tbf

>>68783480
Stalin purged the Jews anyway so they had less Jewish influence than they would within a decade or two of the rothschilds and Rockefellers knocking at their door

>>68783504
good post

and citizen kane is shite

>>68783433
How about you leave the EU and claim your waters back and tell the cunt to set up a fishing industry there?
Why did you go agriculture. You have the entire north Atlantic all around you.

>>68783466
You tell her that if she carries on being rude to you she'll have me to deal with

>>68783504
MUAAAhAAAAAAA THE FRENCH

>>68783437
>measuring money in meal deals

are you me

told my mates i shagged a girl but i only got head from her haha

>>68782762

Oh but I'm a brit : ^)

>>68783359
>My average monthly payment is £232

Are you making like £60k?

>>68783437
people who complain about the price of transport deliberately under exaggerate the importance of travel. Mobility rights is a human right. That's not to say it should be free since shelter and food is a basic human right as well and you still need to pay for it. But it indicates why you should recognise the costs.

need to stop so fucking lazy 2bh

haven't eaten today and I only managed a bowl of porridge and a slice of cheesecake yesterday

don't know how you fat cunts manage it haha

>>68783429
throw a "Listen, bitch" in there

>tfw spend like £800 a year on meal deals

should probably make my own lunches

only a few mcs have got futures
tell jme stick to computers

>>68783584
was the cheesecake nice?

They should remove flags from /int/

There is only 1 nationality, the human nationality

>>68783535
its just a film cinema teachers use to teach the basics
it might be influential but it doesnt mean its good

when you were here before
couldn't look you in the eye

I opened schrodingers box and found pavlovs dog

miss the ol meal deal

they don't have that in germany

>>68783574
no brit is this much of an unfunny gimp

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCSGM5mBrWY

So going to London for a few days is out of the question because trains are jews.

Where's a good place to go on a city break that I could drive to? Fuck trains.

>>68783521
>oy vey goy its just a conspiracy

absolute melt

yeahhh a distinct group of people that have existed for thousands and thousands of years purely because they were so ethnocentric and nepotistic would literally never look out for their own interests

>>68783600
fucking tasty 2bh

>>68783429
fucking STOP man
>im obviously out of your league
she's being a cunt and you've fucked it

>>68783602
nice

>>68783591
they are crazy high in salt too

>>68783612
greggs is shit now. got rid of their fresh baguettes and only stock crusty prepacked stuff that lasts longer because you don't notice it going stale

absolutely insane how easy it is to get (You)s on pol >>>/pol/103386201

time travelled by doing a balloon whilst on shrooms once

doing nos has never been the same since

making pancakes but the recipe i'm following calls for regular flour but i only have self-raising

hope it doesn't explode in my face when i put it on the pan x

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>>68783466
She throws herself at you and you fuck it up

How do I kill my libido? it's hell being an incel and wanking 4 times a day every day

>>68783625

York obviously

>>68783528
WW2 could have been avoided or at the very least highly negated if Russia was actually a Russian run government in the 1930s. The Jews wouldn't have half the influence they do now if not for the catastrophe of WW2.

>>68783659
what about the so-called mexican baguette?

>>68783695
that's a good baguette
wish it was in their meal deal

>>68783683
castrate yourself

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Stalin dindu nuffin
he wuz a good boi

>>68783683
cut your balls off

no fucking greggs in my shithole town. We have a subway though

>be schizophrenic
>still hang out with friends even though I tend to just quietly sit there and only really speak if I'm engaged directly in conversation

help

>£232 student loan repayment per month

there is a literal billionaire in the thread

Work with an ex drug dealer who gives me tips on how to make drugs lads.

the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1RK2Uqfoew

>>68783695
dunno but they reduced the amount of filling. I emailed them and got £6 voucher. but nothing was actually wrong for them to fix . it's just a money saving exercise

>>68783731

what are the symptoms

>>68783732
>marilee
DOXXED I KNOW HER IRL I'M SENDING HER THIS POST ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW

>>68783739
that's only about 28 grand a year you mong

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>>68783689
>WW2 could have been avoided

>>68783756
well that's a shame

used to go there often for some school cafeteria pizza and one of those baguettes

How is she so mucky? Isn't she half Indian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM33anTtEVE

>>68783765
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Schizophrenia/Pages/Symptoms.aspx
most of this

>>68783808
half persian you donut

Most of the UK is so sterile and shit. Everything looks like a depressing business park like The Office

>>68783773

proofs?

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>>68783777
wrong !

>>68783781
I said avoided or highly negated. If Russia wasn't communist it could easily have been a French/British ally like it was in WW1 and Hitler wouldn't have been such an expansionist under the threat of that alliance and if he was he'd have been crushed pretty quickly.

would VERY much like to have sex with charli xcx

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>>68783825
What's the difference?

>>68783689
>could have been avoided or at the very least highly negated
wew

>>68783676
Feel like nos is underrated desu

>>68783856
ignorant twat

>>68783834
That's why London is so nice. Massive historic wealthy bit

>>68783849
ah yes a tsarist russia wouldn't have revisionist fantasies and would have been a reliable partner of the west

do you even listen to yourself?

>>68783765
scizophrenia is one of the loosest terms in medicine, In short there are 7 different symptoms and you only need to express 3 of them to be diagnosed as a schizo, so this leads to a situation where you can even have 2 schizophrenics who exhibit completely distinct symptoms to one another

Its very likely that in the near future schizophrenia will fall out of favour in the medical community and become an archaic term

watching BBC SPotY. it's going to tennis number 1 isn't it?

>>68783888
it's best as an enhancer of an experience desu

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>>68783851
i have
she snapchat me this the other day

>>68783834

Yorkshire cannot relate

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This was me 2 months ago.

I've now started lifting and eating like a horse. I'm gonna come back in 3-4 months with a progress pic and steal all your women.

GONNA GET HUGE

>>68783890
>>68783825
ranjeev

>>68783924
It would have been a reliable partner for crushing Germany, just like it was in WW1.

I said nothing about holding hands and skipping off into the sunset.

>>68783940
yes
balloons mixed with other drugs make things very weird and good fun
quite fancy doing one now

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>>68783890
Alri Persian lad.

>>68783834
wew
I can't imagine you'd like it here then.
the entire country feel like some corporation

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How does this even make the news? Did she phone up the dailymail and tell them about this

once did nos with my then girlfriend high as fuck on MDMA in a pitch black room

was v nice

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Jack Dee with your face like an Irishman's potato farm, like Jo Brand's bothered beaver, like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack, with your face like... like a smashed crab.

a day out of London is a day wasted

>>68784005
banter claus

>>68784005
in short, yes

>hippy crack

>>68783968
wth

that's some great CGI or green screen action tbf

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>a day out of London is a day wasted

>>68784046
Nitrous is shit, so is real crack

>>68784005
Women being angry is important. Stop oppressing her with your mansistence.

>>68784046
ah yes coffee, the hippie's speed

>ywn live in this gaff

ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06nRaJ_10LE&feature=youtu.be

>>68784066
How's Bradfordm, Rachid?

Business idea: make the number of medals available in olympic sports equal so that slimey limeys can't cheat by ploughing all their money into one sport (cycling)

i get blasted off into the same universe and have a very similar trip each time i do nos

it's like I'm being shown the next part of a story each time

maybe glimpses of my life on a parallel universe

>doing meme drugs
Sort your life out

business idea: sporting competitions where drugs are allowed

>>68784113
reckon I could DEMOLISH all of those kids in a fair fight

>>68784123
oops :)

>>68783750
Her bf is hench, looks like a fireman

>>68784115
live in a comfy all white kent village though mate

is season 2 of Mr. Robot any good? liked the first season

>>68783825
>Charlotte Emma Aitchison was born on 2 August 1992, in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England,[1] to a Scottish father and a Gujarati Indian mother from Uganda. [2]

So no, she's not Persian

>>68784172
first few episodes are weird
it gets decent though
the few before the ending are really good
last one is a bit of an anti-climax

but yeah worth a watch

>>68784148
literally polishing a turd anyway

>>68783992
Admittedly there is a qt on Emmerdale who is Persian.
Fucking scary beautiful.
See what secularism can do?

wind is howling and screaming outside

>>68784172
if you're over 13 you won't enjoy it

>>68783750
she looks like that nazi girl from a few months back

>>68784209
umm no hun

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>68784201
must have read some of my posts

ughhh
I've just sat here all day doing fuck all
help

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The new series of Black Mirror is so good lads

>>68784137
>Why yes my good barkeep, I will have a measure of Macallan if you would be so kind. I take it neat, so that one can really appreciate the oak notes, the peaty aroma which truly reflects the aging process which this alcoholic ambrosia has been through in the barrels of bonny Scotland.

>>68784201
Seen your willy 2bf

>>68784221
good post

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She's football crazy. She's football mad. I can't think of a footballer Ulrika's hasn't had.

>>68784228
get on chaturbate

>>68784236
Howdy reddit

>>68784236
if you're over 13 you won't enjoy it

>>68784262
>She's footballER crazy. She's footballER mad.

Learn the fucking thing before you post the thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gTCaPtFqJc

>>68784236
Sure, if you're a teenager and spend your spare time reading X-Men comics and playing FIFA vidya

>>68784236
everyone at work keeps banging on about it
what even is it

westworld is so good lads

>>68784287
>tfw had the shaved head golden beckham

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>>68784262
HE'S A GREASY LOVER

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>consuming mainstream media of any sort

>>68784287
Doesn't fit mate

N E W
E
W

>>68784306
>>68784306
>>68784306
>>68784306

anime is so good lads

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>>68784279
>>68784282
>>68784294

>>68784302
Watched 10 minutes of the first episode and concluded it was shit

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welcome to the northern powerhouse

>>68784315
>Implying British media is mainstream any more

Heh

>>68784287
>>68784287
Probably best you go kill yourself, you cocky cunt.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106131/quotes?item=qt0149493

>>68782960
No history, everything is like a barratt new build

funny how public opinion has seemingly done a complete U-turn on ecstasy

they used to demonize the ever living fuck out of it back in the 90s