USA HID NUKES IN GREENLAND, DANES LET IT HAPPEN, GREENLAND TO SECEDE

oh no, greenland is mad at us

>>68781836
>70% of the Greenlandic population now wants independence

So what, like 5000 people?

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>>68781895
This isn't about the US, you have no real reason to care, it's the Danes that are fucked.
The total land area of the Kingdom of Denmark will shrink by over 90% if Greenland secedes, and virtually all valuable resources within the Kingdom of Denmark will be lost to the newly founded Greenlandic state.

>>68781943
No, around 40.000 people

>>68781836
>Danish -civil war of 2017

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>>68782103
>tfw the complete and utter destruction of D*nmark is finally at hand

>>68782190
Is there a rivalry between the danes and you people or is it just you?

>greenland will secede
Finally
Now we dont have to give money to those snowchinks anymore

>The total land area of the Kingdom of Denmark will shrink by over 90% if Greenland secedes, and virtually all valuable resources within the Kingdom of Denmark will be lost to the newly founded Greenlandic state.
Top kek

http://arcticjournal.com/politics/2741/solid-majority-favours-greenland-independence

>>68781836

This was well known.

idk

>>68781836
>A huge international scandal is unfolding in Greenland right now
Huge as in known for years, by anyone interested, which is no one. They can leave if they want. Godspeed stupid fridge indians.

Lmao Greenl*nd is a society of complete retards who keep demanding more autonomy Denmark saying they don't need no dane, then fucking everything up and begging them for moni. If anything most Danes will probably be glad if it happens.

Fugging based :D

Fuck D*nmark, maybe we can finally have Hans forever!

>>68783414

Protip: Greenland made Denmark BILLIONS in oil money

except Denmark has been favoring Greenlandic independence for years

The cost of hanging on to Greenland far outweighs the benefits. The problem is that Greenland's population is so small that it's hard for them to do certain basic things, such as provide higher education. They do have a university, but it's a very small one obviously, and most Greenlanders currently go to Denmark to study. There are plenty of issues of this nature, which complicate independence.

Don't get me wrong though, I would like for Greenland to become independent. We would finally have a new North American cuntry, and it would be cool for an aboriginal population in the New World to have their own cunt. Not to mention traditional Inuit culture and mythology are pretty neat. Also, there might be ways for them to establish favorable bilateral relationships with the USA and Denmark; basically, in exchange for allowing the USA to have Thule Airbase and for allowing Denmark certain geopolitical advantages in the Arctic, they could get some shekels or maintain deals allowing Greenlanders to study in Danish universities, for example.

>>68783514
Protip: All the oil fields, so far exploited, are far away from Greenlandic waters.

>>68781836
>A huge international scandal is unfolding in Greenland right now.
no I googled it and nothing came up?

Will the Danes let Greenland secede or will they use force like the Union did to keep Greenland?

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>>68781836
We'll gladly pay reparations if they join us as the 51st state

>>68781836
>Now it has become clear that the waste from these projects will soon come out of the ice with tens of thousands of tons of dangerous radioactive waste.
What is this horseshit? Did the warheads shatter under the ice and leak out the payload? How did 600 warheads translate into tens of thousands of tons of radioactive waste?

Lets assume that all the warheads are W78s that weight roughly 330kg. That would be 198 tons, not even close to a thousand let alone tens of thousands.

The fuck is this shit?

Oh I heard about this already.

Also, the independence will be short lived.

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>>68783759
>mfw I get to move Greenland

>>68783514
>this is what finns actually believe

>>68783769
Eskimo trying do math on their fingers, while also using the Danish way of counting.

>>68783769
Icelandic propaganda

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Become independent and then what? Drink until they pass out?

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americans fuck up yet again


AHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAH


Greens should confiscate those nukes just like China did with their submarine

>>68781836
Independence is inevitable. The danish language has been abolished, they have gotten more and more autonomy. They have been moving towards independence for many years.

The only problem is that they still rely on Danish charity for a lot of their GDP.

>>68782025
Hasn't Denmark conceded most of the powers it had over Greenland by this point? It seemed like Greenland was already on the way to independence, and now it's just accelerating.

>>68783545
So would the dispute over Hans Island then be between Canada and Greenland?

The Eternal Leaf obviously just views this as an opportunity to seize clay.

here is how i understand it, after reading one (1) article (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/27/receding-icecap-top-secret-us-nuclear-project-greenland-camp-century-project-iceworm)

1. americans made a base called "camp century" in northern greenland in the 50s-60s

2. the purpose was to store ballistic missiles and aim them at the ussr, of course

3. the base was very large and advanced, spanned across 3km

4. there was a secret project called "project iceworm" which never actually happened
4a. the plan was to expand the camp for many kilometers in every direction, have tons of underground tunnels which stored more ballistic missiles
4b. never happened because did not make sense geologically, too risky

5. usa abandoned the camp eventually in the late 60s, took the nuclear reactor (which powered the camp) with them

6. what remains at the site is ~200k liters of diesel, and an unknown amount of other waste

7. it made sense at the time to leave all the waste there because it was all buried under ~12m of ice, away from civilization. global warming was not a thing at the time either

8. now it is under ~35m of ice, even better

9. the problem is, it is getting warmer now and scientists believe the retraction of the ice will be irreversible by 2090.

10. apparently denmark was not notified of the remains nor the plans to expand the operation

tldr: usa didn't clean up their mess, it could become a problem in 80 years

>>68784528
11. Stupid Greenlanders who thinks the grass is greener on the other side.

about time ireland colonized iceland and greenland i reckon

>>68784790
You guys can't even get northern ireland and want to seize greenland and iceland lol

>>68784838
why don't you shut up you dirty spic

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>>68784838

Can Denmark maybe give greenland clay to Sweden?

>>68784838
Wena nido

>>68784318

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>>68784838
HOW WILL JACKSEPTICEYE EVER RECOVER

>>68784257
So it's just business as usual in Greenland then.

>>68784318
It was a civilian science drone

>>68783769
You forget that other matter can be contaminated with nukes too. When a nuckear powerplant is shut down, only a small part of the radioactive waste is formed by the actual fuel.

>>68782190
do denmark and iceland have a conflict with each other? i love iceland and i need to know.

>>68785646
Nah it's just a phase. Iceland will come back once they grow up.

>>68785722
>Dani in denial

>>68785722
is there a reason for it though?

i thought an icelander discovered greenland? why does denmark own it?

>>68784838
>>68785057
Chile bringing the bantz

>>68785788
RARE
A
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E

>>68785793
no one really knows

>>68785914
Because Iceland is danish

>>68786026
how new are you?

>>68785914
Iceland and Greenland were Norwegian clay until Denmark took us by force after the plague killed off most of our population, and when the Swedes took Norway, it wasn't specified that Greenland and Iceland would follow, thus remaining under Denmark.

>>68786273
(ignore flag btw, am just on holidays)

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I, for one, will definitely fight as a volunteer in the Inuit Seal-Cavalry to smash the evil Danskjävlar during the war for Greenlandian independence.

those abandoned early warning radar sites in greenland are 2spooky4me

>>68781836
All 30 Greenlanders are in favor of seceding? That sounds pretty serious.

>>68781836
Europe is USA bitch, more news at 11

>>68784838
They actually rejected Norn Iron when they asked to join (and as far as I remember Brits were fine with it).

>>68782190

Ah yes.. the death of the danes. We have all been waiting for this

>>68781836
Nice, can we have our colony back?

leafs will no doubt use the political unrest to gain foothold on that rock

Around a dane only pain

why would greenland try to sue the USA? What did we do wrong? we have a right to store weapons in different countries..

>>68785646
From what I've gathered, it seems that every Scand nation hated the Danes for Albion-tier perfidy throughout the centuries

>>68783769
It was the waste from the nuclear power plants for the US military camps that leaked not the warheads. They just dumped it in the ice and didn't think any further.

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>>68782930
>>68785646

Danes are imperialist swine and should all be killed.

>Under the rule of the Danish monarchy, Iceland suffered greatly. In the year 1550 Iceland was forced to disown Catholicism, which had been its Christian faith, and adopt Lutheranism, which, being a state religion, gave the Danish monarch greater power. Due to poor harvests, epidemics, the oppression of the Danish government, which enforced, among other things, a trade monopoly with Iceland, and volcanic eruptions, the greatest of which in the recorded history of mankind occurred in Iceland in 1783, the population of Iceland in the year 1800 was only 38000, half of what it was in the year 1100.

>In the 19th century a long battle for independence was fought with the Danish government, mostly in the political arena of Copenhagen. Iceland's most prominent champion was Jón Sigurðsson, a national hero, who was both a statesman and a scholar. Although Iceland kept gaining ground from the late 19th century, it was not until the 17th of June, 1944, that Iceland regained its full independence and established the current Republic of Iceland.

>>68782930
Iceland was ruled by Denmark in the same way as Greenland until 1944. Some people still harbour resentment.

>>68781836
We din du nuffin

>>68782190
>d*nm*rk

>>68784395
Better learn North American English.

nobody gives a fuck about greenland anymore, all of those atlantic-niggers do nothing but coming to denmark and become alcoholics anyway

>>68789235
They have their own language.

>>68788592
Ah, fuck.

Ok, our mess. We need to clean it up.

>>68789310
Are you danes the evil guys in the scandi soap opera?

>>68789326

The world speaks English. That's just a fact.

>>68789529
>What is a second language
Nice going, lard

>>68783343
But if they leave, you'll lose any claims you might have had to the arctic ocean and it will be between USA and Russia

Canadian Hans Island now

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Fuck the D*nish!
Free Greenland!
Free The Faroes!

I support their secession 100%

>>68789431
This can be applied to 90% of the world's problems.

If Greenland secedes will it be the only country in the americas with a native official language?

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>>68784513
We shall plant our seeds in their clay, and water them with their blood. We shall sweep across Greenland with the ferocity of a strong wind. And when the breeze settles, and the Greenlandics beg for mercy, we'll just say "Surry, eh."

>>68790388
I think there's Bolivia, Paraguay and Guatemala that uses native languages as official

>>68790388
No, Paraguay has Guarani as an official language.

>>68785722
>antok att islenderan noken gang kjem tilbake at dem fjell-lose danskan

>>68785325
We will melt it in front of your very eyes with blow dryers.

>>68781836
How is Greenland actually viable as an independent country? It will just become a wasteland full of alcoholics just like Indian reservations in the US do.

>>68789582

Why bother with snowmartian?

>>68784528
>tldr: usa didn't clean up their mess, it could become a problem in 80 years

Why don't we just... clean up the mess?

>>68790866
>tf;tp
Oh man

>>68790419
>the Greenlandics

Greenlanders
People from Iceland are also called Icelanders
The languages however are called Greenlandic and Icelandic respectively.

>>68790952
>the US
>taking responsibility

hoho

>>68786273
TIL the plague only affected Norway

>>68790866

They will probably start a project to pay people to move there, or it will become a white Haiti.

>>68790584
>>68790530
What about North America?

>>68791179
>Greenland
>White

>>68791058
Thanks for the clarification Icelander bro. You guys are alright.

>>68791179
>only majority native country in the Americas
>pays for people to come colonize them upon independence
can't tell if that would be sad or hilarious

>>68790928
Because it's their language, shaped by their experiences and communicative needs. English has tons of words and features that they have no use for.

>>68790944
>what is north?

>>68783220
this

isn't greenland basically a huge frozen leech on the danish taxpayer anyways?

Denmark should sell Greenland to us

>>68789477
Yes
>>68791200
Inuktitut is an offical language in Nunavut

>>68792099
Nunavut isn't a country

>>68788711
>>68790089
wtf I hate Denmark now

>>68792162
You said North America

>>68789310
>those atlantic-niggers do nothing but coming to denmark and become alcoholics anyway
You are saying that as if they dont do that on Greenland already

>>68783833
Greenland is an absolute shithole.
Its essentially similar to Yukon and the upper areas of Canada, except it looks like even more of a wasteland.
Enjoy paying $35 for a pack of coffee.

>>68792214
The full idea would be "If Greenland secedes will it be the only country in north america with a native official language"

>>68791318

English is adaptive. Just don't want Greenland isolated. Trade good.>>68791384

Since Greenland is such a problematic area when it comes to global warming, it's unlikely that the world will ever recognise an independent Greenland. Can't leave such an important matter to 60 000 people who can't even financially support their current civilisation on their own.

EU army to occupy Greenland when?

>>68792446

Mexico has like 67 native languages recognized as official bruh

Greenland is ours

End of story

>>68794426
>stolen Norwegian clay is Danish

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>>68792284
B-but the qts?

>>68794512
Norway is ours

End of story

Now Canada will be free to not only take Hans Island, but the entire Greenland!

It'll be renamed as Newconqueredland and Greenland Dog

>>68794426
Hahaha soon you won't be able to keep Fyn and Bornholm from declaring independence

Nobody likes you

>>68791058
I thought people from Iceland were called Icelandicers, and people from Greenland were Greenlandicers. They spoke Icelandicerish and Green Liquorice, respectively.

>>68782190
Good

>>68781836
>you exist almost solely due to Danes pumping money into your snow wasteland
>your snow wasteland is soon to become a nuclear wasteland
>m-muh independence! right now!

>>68794753
True

>>68794426
Since you won't stop fighting we're just going to have to give it to your older brother Finnland, sorry.

>>68797185
>your older brother Finnland
Holy fucking kek, Amerifats everyone.

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>>68797185
>Finnland
Must be a good place for diabetics

>trusting the danes

>>68797217
>>68797554
At least I'm attempting to show my finny overlords respect, you people shall receive no mercy when the next Khan arises.

>>68783414
This story is way too familiar, nice flag btw.

>>68797718
The only finng a Finn will rule will be my next cellphone, now that nokia's back.

>>68783925
They have to support their fellow mongolian people.

>>68795047
>Sverige
>JA

>mad
>at denmark

>>68787392
no, norn ire voted to remain

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>mfw denmark cease to exist due to its territories wanting independence
cosmic justice

>Canada, Sweden, Finland, Iceland and Norway all shitting on the eternal D*ne

What a sight to behold!

So USA and our Dane friends will give them the 2016 hide and seek championship and it will be cool, don't worry.

>>68802020
>leafs trying to muscle in as always
OUT

>>68802054
Fuck off we have the biggest beef against them.

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Now all we need are some rising sea levels and Denmark itself will need to find itself some new clay.

>>68802075
only thing you have is the right to be holocausted

>>68787392
you joking?

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51st state when?

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>>68802260
This.
If we can get Iceland then Omega Atlantic Dominance

>>68789431
Those snow niggers can deal with it themselves

>>68790327
10 feet taller

>>68781836
Hahahahahaha

>>68791094
You got problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh! wait a minute! You don't have an army! So I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up!

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We should just annex and genocide all the scandies apart form norway, they're brotier. Swedes and danes have always been proplematic imperialists. Now that they're weak teh khan should rise.

>>68804920
I think Sweden beat you to it

>>68781836
>the ultimate objective of placing medium-range missiles under the ice— close enough to strike targets within the soviet union— was kept secret from the danish government
Isn't that the obvious objective when choosing where to plant missiles?

>>68782025
So?
Icelanders only have one small island, and they're doing fine.

>>68783514
A country can benefit from another country's oil without officially controlling it.

US and Saudi Arabia, Russia and Kazakhstan, etc.

It's about who has the knowledge and the money to build refineries. The average Dane is probably smarter than some suicidal alcoholic Eskimo.

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>>68804987
In the genociding? Maybe, atleast we can finish the job and make the whole scandies yellow.

*Raughs*

>>68785914
same reason the spanish don't own north america?

what an autistic question

>>68786273
>countries take over their colonies' colonies
not really surprising desu

>>68781836
good good, once greenland gains independence we can conquer our rightful clay with the help of the royal quee

>>68805389
I thought that the last of the Chinese royal family died off decades ago?

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>>68805724

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So they really got SCOOP'D by the burgers.

>>68795047
>Fyn and Bornholm
>Independence
You are fucking retarded

t. Bornholmer

>>68781836
Yes... YES..! Hans Island will be OURS.

>>68782025
But it is about us. We put the nukes there.
Not that somebody getting pissed at us is anything new.

>>68782190
well you can threat them with nukes.

>>68783961
Under-rated post

>>68789030
>D*****k

>>68783545
Nah what will happen is Denmark will cut off all Greenl*nders from living in Denmark proper, and they'll stop all financial aid so all the dumb Inuit will kill themselves even faster than they are now.

It hurts Gr**nland way too much to do it.

>>68806557
The eskimos will fuck you up worse than seals.
Those cunts only need to be slightly drunk before they attempt to murder you.

>>68784528
Props for actually reading, researching, and reporting your findings

>>68783414
Why is Ukraine always on the evil side?

>>68806557
It already IS ours you ignorant buffoon

>>68807713
>evil
Yeah because its evil to keep this place on life support, rather than sell the land to Yanks, Leafs or Chinks who'll destroy fucking everything for profit without taking the natives' wellbeing into account.

>>68788711
>Danes are imperialist swine and should all be killed.

This.

On behalf of my ancestors, I would like to apologize to all the world for showing the Danish scum any mercy at all, and not wiping them out when we had the chance.

Please forgive us.

>>68810183
>t. ruined Europe alongside the German menace
Good thing we sent you all those jews back in WW2. Looks like its paying off.

>>68810183
Fuck everyone, we would've eradicated those pigs if not for the rest of europe getting all pissy and declaring war on us. Especially the netherlands, like why would they even give a shit

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>>68783414
>Ukraine
When will this meme end

waiting for greenland flag

>>68810374
They're hibernating

>>68809980
Not like you do either.

>>68810299
Because we like the Danes.

>>68810715
lowlander mates, is that it? You make me sick

>>68811005
You suffer from altitude sickness.
Danes are bro's.

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>>68784838

>>68811036
the thin air probably impaired their ability to critical judgment considering the current state of Sweden

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Gronland er dansk!

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>Breaking news Icegooks will stop whining and leaching million of danish taxpayer money every year

Oh no how horrible. We would never have gotten their natural resources anyway, the IQ of the average icegook is so low that they would have taken any chance they got, after the resources were made available, to secede from Denmark and sell all their clay and resources to the chinese.


Good riddance, have fun without any military or police or money, we should have genocided you in the 50ies tbqh

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>>68811582
Nah, just the regular butthurt Icecuck that absolutely detests Denmark shitposting again.
This is an old case.

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>Icelandis butthurt that their economy is in the shitter while ours isn't.
>Swedes butthurt that their country is flooded by immigrants while ours isn't.

>>68784838
Damn Chile, chill out.

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>>68811958
>Swedes butthurt that their country is flooded by immigrants while ours isn't.
>while ours isn't.

I wish it was so Jens, I wish it was so.

We are not far behind.

Why don't Greenland just join Iceland? It's the most logical thing to do.

>>68812107
Inger "Ikke flere muhammedanere her!" Stojberg will put an end to that, though.

>>68812179
I dont think iceland has enough money and military/police personnel to take care of Greenland.

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>>68812319
Stojberg vil bære farklen videre

>>68812378
RIP in piece Mogens "Smadr Ali Baba med fyrretyve hamre" Camre.

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>>68812423
>Dod 5. December 2016
wtf

>>68812470
https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/politik/overblik-mogens-camres-10-mest-kontroversielle-udtalelser
RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiZCzZ9q1T4

this is what a greenlander looks like

>>68791128
Denmark is a far more hospitable cunt than Norway. The terrain here made it hard to establish contact between surviving conmunities, while Denmark is easily traversable and borders a major European power.

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>>68812319
>A woman

Pffthahaha

>>68813452
Inger "Ingen pizzadansk her, tak" Stojberg might be a woman but she has the iron will to finalize the solution to the muslim problem.

>>68813452
Danish women have more balls than Swedish men. After all, it was a woman who formed the Kalmar union

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>>68813574
Typical Dane, pushing out the one people who won't cook you for supper

>>68813774
No wonder it kept breaking up, Engelbrekt was like "this is nice and all but did you hear that Danes kneel before their women?!"

>>68814086
Better than kneeling for Jamals cock.

>>68814086
>No wonder it kept breaking up, Engelbrekt was like "this is nice and all but did you hear that Danes kneel before their women?!"

If only he could see modern Sweden, he would be rolling in his grave.

>>68781836
>>68788592
Hmmmmmm interesting for a small portable reactor removed in 1965 after a few years of use and 600 nuclear weapons never put under ground to leak radioactive waste.

>>68814574
>Why wasn't I born in rich as fuk QoL Sweden instead of filthy Danish swine Sweden

Also we don't bury our kings, we keep them at Riddarholmen's sanctity. I understand your confusion, dirt is all Danish kings deserve.

>>68785788
Iceland-Faroe-Greenland alliance when?

The Atlantic will be ours

>>68804414
I'm not entirely opposed to this plan.

>>68814885
>Drunken kayak-mongolians, inbred whale hunters and a frozen rock with no economy are going to dominate the Atlantic.

Kom hjem hvite landsmenn.

>>68815066
Fuck you, you're not my real dad. Norway will help us out.

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>>68814747
kek

>>68814747
>QoL
>HDI is not even in the top 5 like the other Scandis
top cuck, enjoying your life in Tensta, Abdi?

>>68782190
Fuck dig rudoullhhourdottirsson

Norway and Finland should just annex denmark and sweden desu

>>68817249
I really don't want to, though.

>>68817472
Okay we will annex them both and make you an autonomous state like åland

>>68816859
Sweden's HDI would be far superior to yours without all the quasi-Danish Skåningar dragging down the average

Isn't it funny how the worst part of Sweden is actually Denmark?

>>68817249
Bad idea, we'd just integrate you again like >>68810320

>>68817587
I don't think your steppe nomad horse-riding skills will help you in the swedish landscape. And you'll have to invade us via the Baltic Sea. We still got a shitload of old fortifications from the cold war and we can afford to lose Little Sweden aka. Copenhagen so you faggots just try 1v1'ing us we'll see what happens.

>>68817806
You have 16,000 soldiers. We could laugh our way through sweden

>>68817823
>Size Active: 12,500[2]
>Reserve: 63,000
lmao

I confused the OP flag and the flag in the pic. It finally occurred to me that it is Iceland posting about Greenland. I think I always thought of Greenland and Iceland as one. Never separated them in my mind. Is that a common problem?

>>68781836
never trust ameriniggers

>>68817861
We can help you coup them and install general Pecca Rodriguez there as their ruler with free helicopter rides over the North sea. Just for lulz.

>>68811571
thats brits. falklands?

Anything that weakens the eternal scandicks is good.

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>>68818238
>being eternal

Feels good man

>>68818238
this

>>68786273
hi rubius

>>68817735
oh no, its not the rapefugees dragging down sweden, its danes

LOL swedecucks are hopeless

>>68818729
How do we save Sweden

>USA put thousands of pounds of radioactive material and nuclear weapons in greenland
>Everyone is pissed at Denmark

Wew

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>>68818825
>the one time it is America's fault is the one time they're not angry at US

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Europeans are pathetic cucks to mongrel Americans. How can 180+cm Aryans be bitches to 170cm black-haired Mexicans?

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>>68817249

>>68819040
because y'all are bitches to 162cm jews

>>68819040
We're slowly tapping into that white guilt as the US becomes more and more brown

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>>68819040
they have women and numales in charge

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>>68818238
Maybe that's why everything is bad

I don't think Greenland will ever actually ask for independence.

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>>68819181
>Untrained Swedish farmers armed with pitchforks and tainted fish
>Win against Catholic league
>Top of the line Amerifats with 100 bazillion dollars military budget armed with rayguns
>Lose to Vietnamese guttersnipes

>>68819320
>pic
How do you guys do it

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>>68819505
We're not doing anything. You are

>>68819496
Not this meme again

>>68818783
You don't get it. We are saving everyone else.

>>68817935
they are basically the same except icelanders look like europeans. Don't let that fool you though, they are worthless inbred snowniggers.

>>68819994
why do you say that

>>68820018
Because they are danish and all danes are inbred snowniggers

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>>68819839
Please save us captain sweden.

>>68820018
Because it's true.

>>68781836
They don't even have a real norđishck flag. They can btfo to become commies and be the little country where communism worked (for eight years until it became fake communism).

>>68781836
LOL nothings going to happen
>united nations
>having the power to do anything
Might as well send some 4chan bloke to oversee this "scandal"

>thread about Greenland being pissed about Denmark
>devolves into shitting on Sweden

how the fuck is this thread still alive

>>68820850
Butthurt swedes.

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As soon as Denmark withdraws we will invade and incorporate Greenland into our new Empire

>>68821220
>"the Icelandic empire invades British waters in search of cod"
I can already see the headlines

>>68820079
Not te hero you deserve but the hero you need right now.

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>>68781895