/brit/

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cara

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>UK fishing industry butthurt about eu boats being allowed to fish in UK waters
>majority of them votes out
>realise they export most of their stuff to the eu
>now they demand access to eu market
>can be done, in exchange for access to uk waters
FUCKING GENIUSES

dem a pree

smoking onnah zoot

What happened to office Christmas party lad

Still waiting on his greentext

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IMAGINE just IMAGINE being one of these queers

cannot wait for black eye friday, gunna take a cocktail of drugs and do a top shelf every pub

>>68754039
>abusing narcotic substances

Shall be reporting this to the appropriate authorities at once.

>>68754144
I explained what happened 2 threads ago

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>>68754039
*sniffs*

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me

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me on the left having a clean water drink

losing my hair lads

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tessa

any heroin man in

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charlie mentioned

redpill me on harry ramsdens

i was there in the old days of grime
all the time, that's why I don't miss them
if you ask me, we've got to leave them days in the distance

>>68754145
Isn't the girl third from left the one that got fired for being an escort on the side?

>>68754176
SHAQ'D.com

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saw a homeless man on the floor in a sleeping bag on the way back from tescos lads

it's freezing out so I gave him my gloves, you should have seen the look on his face, it's amazing how such a simple act of kindness can make a world of difference to those who don't have very much

I can buy another pair no problem, but to him the gloves make a huge difference

unpresidented

>>68754163
Sorry lad must have missed it, can you post it again? Was looking forward to reading it

>>68754112
At least it's still a net positive for small-time fisherman. They've been pretty stifled by EU regulations.

cherry flaker generator

what kind of bourgeois twat buys first class train tickets

selly mentioned

>>68754176
me on the left recording

>>68754216
overpriced chippy désú

>>68754249
me on this one particular train because it costs like £1 more

>>68754249
People using expenses

feel like i could get into coke

what are some drugs that give me insane amounts of energy?

>>68754240

>>68748650

>>68754187

kissing a glorified rat

HOW DID YOU GET THAT ROSE PIC

WHERES IT FROM

>>68754176
a giant among men

wouldn't mind being a massive strong black man, fuck the oppression you'll be treated like a god in japan

>>68754112
just refuse. who are they going to buy their fish from? Iceland? not when we take back our original fishing waters when we've a taste for it

>>68754276
>tfw company removed first class tickets from the expenses policy

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Ok, listen up /brit/!

Order in. 4 covers, table 12:

Appetizers - 2 risotto, 1 scallops, 1 salad
Entrées - 3 lamb, 1 halibut

MOVE!

>>68754230
Didn't happen unless you post it to facebook, twitter, youtube, instagram and tumblr lad, everyone knows that.

And don't forget to take them back after you've stopped filming.

>>68754288
dont ever reply to me again

everyone on The Student Room is autistic

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thinking it might be time for the ol' 'cide lads

already fucked up me life beyond the point where it's recoverable

>>68754288
do not reply to leafs

>>68754230
Once bought a homeless lad who can't have been more than 15 some tomato soup and a hot sausage roll from greggs on my way to work

He called me a cunt and told me to fuck off
Also if you want to give something, give socks

>>68754241
How? If they want access to the single market they'll still have to comply with EU regulations

>>68754230

saw someone give a romanian looking beggar a fiver in edinburgh and the beggar was stunned, staring at the note in disbelief

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>>68754145
imagine being part of this lads

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>bourgeois

>>68754230
>Back in my days at uni walking into the local town
>Man struggling with wheelchair
>offer to help him when he asks as I walk past
>Start pushing him
>Starts asking me for money
>Tell him no, I'm a student but I'm happy to push him
>Starts screaming that I'm kidknapping him and trying to rob him
>Awkwardly let go of the wheelchair and walk away quickly

This is why I keep myself to myself.

>>68754283
mcat, wouldn't reccomend it though

>>68754314
I'm autistic

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*points and laughs*

>>68754316
you're still in a warm room in front of ur computer
you're not some heroin addict selling his arse and living in the streets

>>68754230
Saw a homeless guy having some kind of fit today

is there anything more pointless than arguing politics? has anyone ever really changed their mind because they lost an argument?

Seems like a pointless endeavour to me

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official car of cuckada

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>>68754291
you need to go underground to get this shit

>>68754230
a homeless person once came up to me and said he needed money for a bag of smack, i told him to stop doing heroin and gave him half a MD pill instead because i thought that was a great idea at the time

i often wonder how his night went

*Slams a drawer onto my bollocks*

>>68754358
reminds me of a m8 who pushed the local perennial beggar in a wheelchair up a fuck off huge hill in sheffield then when they got to the top he asked my m8 for some money

>>68754287
Ah that's not so bad lad, at least people didn't see you.

Just make up some shite like your nan got taken to hospital so you wanted to be with her but she's okay now - sorry for not texting but my mind wasn't focused on the party

watching Night of the Robot

so like what happens the first time you have sex with a girl

how does she let you know she's allowing you to like do things inside of her while shes naked

does the girl make the first move or do you have to grab her down there a la trump and hope for the best......................

>>68754392
howling

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Actually made me think...

>>68754392
could be worse

everytime i hear someone speed past my house i hope to hear the crunch of fucking metal when they spin off the road and die, hate drivers so much

I called a taxi for a homeless guy a few weeks ago and the taxi company rang me later on and said he got out without paying and told the driver to fuck off.

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>>68754305
risotto to the pass CHEF

post it

>annual work footy match tomorrow against our offices from another city
>i'm captain

going to smash it lads, getting pre-loaded on stella tonight to keep a constance buzz

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dindins

Top 200 on FPL

Yesss

>>68754389
Exceedingly runtish opinion

would you rather live in a shitty russian potemkin or a south american pueblo?

>>68754389

arguing about music

>>68754365
stop trying to be me

fuck me

eating a box of chocolate biscuits

doing a think about whether to go out or not

Work at 2pm tomorrow you see, hmmmmm

>>68754305
made a very autistic get that pan nice and hot joke to someone yesterday

they didn't find it funny/get what i was on about

>give homeless person a pound
>see them smoking a joint later on

ah yes

>>68754434
but bbc news told me that not wanting free trade agreements is racist, im so conflicted

>>68754392
did a chuckle

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me on the left

>>68754423
genuinely can't get my head round this 2bh

>>68754379
that's meaningless desu

>>68754455
who you got on your team lad

chaz daz and gaz? haha

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>>68754477

quite happy x

never interacted with a 'homeless'

Matched with a 17 year old on tinder, what should I say?

>>68754518
mean you can still do something you're just too much of a mong to move ur arse

>>68754502

can't he have one nice thing in his miserable life?

>>68754423
Jesus Christ man, you just stick your dick in there, this is something even dogs and snakes can do

>>68754542
tinder is for over 18s only missy, you shouldn't be here

>>68754502
laughed at this

>>68754493
>a fucking leaf

>>68754542
want me to teach you how to drive

went halfsies with a mate on getting a homeless lad a night at a premier inn last week. Felt like mother theresa if im honest

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>>68754343
lmao

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>>68754472
Rate mine lad

Too intelligent for sex
Not intelligent enough to stay a virgin

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what do y'all want for christmas

>>68754423

you put your knob near her fanny and nature will do the rest, push your fucking bellend into her fanny and there's only one way it can go

>>68754600
Dutchboos out

>>68754543
no la'

i'm a 28 year old NEET living with me parents
no education no job history no friends
deformed-tier ugly

i'm finished

I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist.

>>68754479
It's true though, your opinion is of politics is largely based on your own self interests and emotions.

>>68754399
seriously, tell me

she's like 30 years old now

last video she made was over 3 years ago

what is she up to nowadays?

also wew she still has blonde hair

>>68754527
stacked it with IT support

>>68754608
set of weights x

>>68754423
If you're both naked then she's probably keen for a pumping

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r8

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>>68754448
EVERYONE! STOP! STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

EEEEEEEEEVERYONE, Come here and just touch that. It's FUCKING RAW!!!!!!!!!

PUT THAT IN THE FUCKING BIN AND START AGAIN!

>>68754542
I saw The Matrix in cinemas on the day you were born

going to do compsci at a russle group

if I'm not on 100k within 10 years then I'm going to kill the mug who suggested it

>>68754653
good lad

>>68754645
*gives you a mirror*

good luck lifting that haha

*burns down the white house*

>>68754455
Top stuff deano

Where's wrighty and buncey playing? Is del boy's missus letting him off the lead aha

>>68754673
good luck

>>68754423
1. Meet girl at social event, maybe you've met her before maybe not
2. You chat, unless you're a turbo autist you should know if she's interested
3. You suggest getting out of said social event and heading back to yours
4. Head back to yours, go upstairs to your room
5. Start crying because no matter how much you try you can't get hard because of a mix of nerves/booze/and chronic masturbation

Easy mate

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love this bloke

>>68754635
I don't know what she's up to 2bh, just found those pics in /rose/ on /r9k/

I'm a slave to my base desires that's why I'm fat and have a wank all the time

@68754653
not speaking to people who score below the 97th percentile

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>>68754653

the 'so-called' gf beat me at mini golf today

jokes on her she's still a woman

>>68754221
yes

Back home from Uni yesterday, Birthday today

>>68754690
say that to my face you little shit

I have no mates haha

>>68754653

grow up

just made a quick thread on /g/ >>>/g/58050299

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me out for a stroll 2bh

>>68754621
>i'm a 28 year old NEET living with me parents
did you graduate school at least?
>no education no job history no friends
doesn't mean it's too late to learn some type of manual work
>deformed-tier ugly
meaningless

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>>68754653
10/10 because we have the exact same amount of overall scrobbles

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>>68754739
Lets have it you cunt

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Saw a couple of homeless men lying on the steps outisde primark when I was in the city centre

They looked pretty sad so I thought I'd give them my unopened pack of Walker chilli sensations. Just as I aws walking up to them they shouted "alright luv, give us a shag?" at a fit bird walking past.

decided to eat them out of spite. Never trust the homeless lads, they're on the streets for a reason.

>>68754712
Played this card a few times lad, textbook stuff

Birds go wild for it

>>68754755
I actually had a jolly good laugh at this pic

>constantly getting b urself talks from the lads because no gf
>moment I start talking to a girl, one of them will message her from my phone or theirs saying something weird which will make them think im a complete dickhead

ahhhhhh yes love this game

any ruffneck man in

>>68754626
Debating about politics is enjoyable. I understand how you can think its a waste if you only do it on this website, because people here are spastics who think /pol/ is full of rational thinkers, but its enjoyable when you're doing it with someone else who appreciates debate

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hmm

any uk garage man in

>>68754716
reeeee

>>68754755
>white people fuck
...yes
you were taught this in high school

lastfm went to shite after the big update

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>>68754834
>not being a neet

>>68754807

yes the majority are there because of their own poor life decisions

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>Debating about politics is enjoyable. I understand how you can think its a waste if you only do it on this website, because people here are spastics who think /pol/ is full of rational thinkers, but its enjoyable when you're doing it with someone else who appreciates debate

>>68754834
gimmi the link I want to check my profile

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>tfw ur mum fancies u

>>68754844
Yeah but I mostly just use mine for storage, car's on the driveway

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are saoirse

>>68754653
>>68754720
>>68754775
what is this

anyone want to play me in trivia crack

>>68754758
i graduated from high school but that doesn't qualify me for anything and when you're truly ugly like i am it means that people stay away from you
you're less likely to be hired
go ahead and forget any type of romantic involvement with anyone

>>68754807
well yeah obviously
can't even imagine fucking up that badly, you have to be furiously lazy or borderline (not state-care levels) disabled or just violent and unpleasant to be on the streets

>>68754881
Why can't men's magazines just cater to men anymore?

>>68754875
too true

the phrase dont fix it if it isnt broken has never been more apt

>>68754608

a gf

http://www.coastalwatch.com/surf-cams-surf-reports/nsw/maroubra

should I go for a swim today laddos?

what's the point of lastfm like

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the 'usic
>>68754901
last.fm year in music

>tfw no gf I can hold her hair back whilst she's vomiting after being out partying all night
it hurts

>>68754888
http://www.last.fm/user/_/listening-report/year

>>68754930
alri mezclarmuho

>>68754938
e penis

>>68754937
u a bra boy?

>tfw no gf I can hold her hair back whilst she's vomiting after being out shagging other lads all night
it hurts

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>tfw still dragging appetizers

/brit/, you're fucking useless
2 risotto, scallops and a salad!

THE FIRST FUCKING TABLE! AND YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT!

who tf is listening to the proclaimers lmao

>>68754876
whats this then

bit annoyed that my mom knocks on a door of a room i'm in, and then when i say whats up? she doesn't come in, she still has the door closed as if i'm jacking off and talks through the door

>>68754930

get a job

>>68754995
keep your door open

>>68754959
thanks la'd

Lads, when's the next straight edge movement gonna be? Getting a bit bored of getting sloshed every weekend desu

>>68754977
Had enough of this gimmick

you don't want to wake up in hospital son so I'll only tell you once

Pack it in.

i am still here, but you guys go so fast

>>68754971
inner city
just think it's the best eastern subs beach

what do you know about dem tings dere?

>>68755018
When Fugazi reunites

found a new alt-rightfu

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrittPettibone

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Jul/Aug got shit score because I was in Japan.

saw a couple homeless lads outside boots earlier, proper made me think about how good I have it. Decided to put them out their misery and strangled them to death and then dumped the corpses in a one of them charity bins that send clothes to tribal kids in africa. they was still wearing clothes so i guess it counts

>>68754909
got 4A* at the A-levels lad, study EEE at a really good uni, president of uni engineering society had 2 good internships gonna make a load of money and shit and I've pretty much forgotten about any type of romantic involvement

I'm ugly and my personality is disgusting, doesn't matter though I love what I do day to day, going to a lonely old robot but if you enjoy your work you can still have a good life. Just find a trade you enjoy lad

>inb4 FONT

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FUCK YOU IRELAND IF ENGLAND EVER MARCHES INTO YOUR SHIT REPUBLIC I'LL VOLUNTEER TO HELP CRUSH YOU UNDER THE QUEEN'S HEEL YOU KATE NOONAN CHANGING PIECES OF SHITE

>>68754995
she finds your prescence embarrassing

>>68755018
same
i really should stop drinking but can't because uni innit

might go teetotal afterwards

>>68755042
£3000 hug

>>68754930
don mezclarmucho

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Ben "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Garrison

>>68755026
gotta go fast

>>68755052
oh yeah I forgot to add some really ugly mongs / screaming retards I know can get gf it isn't a sign of your worth to society.

>>68754844
yeah
https://youtu.be/OggJnzoVLlc

>>68755027
hahaha

nah looks like shit conditions but, overcast at a beach is absolute shit

>>68755042
What was it like mate, any good?

>>68755010
her boyfriends retarded children make ape sounds downstairs and i dislike hearing it

>>68754909
>that people stay away from you
meaningless lol why do you crave attention
>you're less likely to be hired
because everyone working is narcissus? it's only going to mean you won't have everything handed to you and you'll work harder, which is good since you sound like a fucking child who thinks he's entitled to everything
>go ahead and forget any type of romantic involvement with anyone
meaningless

you're thinking too much about your looks but it doesn't really matter
work in a factory doing repetitive labor or something you don't need a diploma for that

>>68755133
ah the husband's sons, classic

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>>68755022
Be careful.

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>>68755130
That was my 3rd trip to Japan so I guess I liked it

what actually happens when you phone 999?

>>68755133
ahh yes the bfs sons

drinking milk

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>>68755062
Saoirse "Make that a large with curry cheese chips " Ronan

>>68755185
i pick up, thats my number

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>>68755062
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU YOU GINGER PIECES OF SHIT

>>68755205
don't get the drinking milk by itself meme
it's a bit grim

>>68755185
kev comes to your house

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>>68755189
>>68755155
i'm not a cuck she's my mom

>>68755052
trades are shite it's back breaking labour for piss poor pay and it's low status and low fulfillment

no point spending your life all alone busting your arse everyday so that someone else can get rich

>>68755071
Been thinking about it a lot recently like it makes me unproductive n miserable but my mates would probably forget about me.

Clubs are wank if you ask me, might just still to house parties and the like

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alberta

>>68755225
nah its nice

honestly nothing more refreshing than a nice glass of milk

>>68755185
you get asked what department you need and then they ask what's happened. Had to call it twice, once when my dad had a seizure when I was 10 and another time when me and my mum were in a car crash (i was fine but my mum hit her head on the steering wheel, thought she might need an ambulance)

>>68755225
most refreshing drink imo

>>68755261
this desu

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>>68754230
Good lad.

>>68755281
thanks

>>68755288
you're welcome

>>68755288
i agree with all of these posts btw

>>68755225
weakling detected

>>68755100
zach braff looking rough

alberto

can't imagine myself settling down with a gf

not even a virgin and I've had the opportunity to gf a girl but i always pussy out of it

>>68755140
people need human interaction and physical and emotional connections with the opposite sex
humans are pack animals

there are also no factories left in this country we don't make anything here anymore and what good is a life lived alone and depressed anyway

>>68755318
howling

>>68755123
idk went a few days ago when it was raining and enjoyed it, like those massive waves and was incredibly empty, still all the stirred-up seaweed was a bit shit
no forecast for rain though so probably not worth it

so what jobs do you lads have?

or are you all arrogant lazy student wankers?

>>68755240
stop being such a fucking charlie and just bite down, my brother is a 25 y/o neet ex drug addict who came up with the same shit and is now an electrician, he's going to earn something like £28k when he finishes, more when he gets his own business

that's the average starting salary for an engineer in the UK, you don't need class or status you just need a comfy job you can make decent money with so you can enjoy the rest of your time

or not, maybe just keep crying your eyes out on a tasmanian smoke signal exchange like a dick

one more line or bed lads?

>>68755344
Cashier at Waitrose

>>68755344
lazy wanker

>>68754487
Arguing about music is one of the finest arguments you can have if both sides are informed.

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doing a text the tinder qt

trudeau has such a feminine voice
weird cos he has a very handsome and manly face

>>68755387
>says the lezzer with a house cleaner

I'm glad she gets cancer, hope she dies.

toot poster is angry

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>>68755417

Feel powerless to help my 20 year old brother. Never leaves the house, plays video games all day and has no real hobbies or interests, pale, gaunt, has let his hair grow long and mangy, terrible posture, unemployed, no IRL friends (probably has online ones), wouldn't remember to eat if my parents didn't cook for him, poor hygeine. Whenever I try and reason with him he either ignores me and stares at the ground or gets very angry. I feel guilty like I've been too negative and set a bad example somehow. My parents are useless and just let him carry on like this. No child of mine would ever get away with this bullshit.

>>68755344
lazy student wanker

>>68755240
kek

literally a med student senpai

my half brother's a plumber down in London and earning more than I ever will

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>>68755408
>face pic not dp

Ugly confirmed.

>>68755042

absolutely appalling runt

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z778slDEsds

>>68755409
fidel castro is his father btw

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>>68755344
>tfw too intelligent to have a job

mexicano tengo una pregunta para ti:

>>68755344
supermarket wagie desu

>>68755446
ah he'll grow up eventually, probably

>>68755288
you're welcome la

>>68755346
trades aren't comfy they're the opposite of that
you need a reality check

>>68755489
i know, which is what makes it so weird
castro was very masculine but his son is a complete effeminate runt

everytime someones flatters me i know its completely fake so when im alone i flatter myself so i know its true

>>68755052

waste of time all that, should have just become a bricklayer and earned 100 notes a day

>>68755409
was quite surprised when i first heard them

it's the quebecer accent

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>>68755445
Look at her fucking face. She's disfigured. Aged TEN YEARS !

ted cruz is the zodiac killer

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>Lidl gravy granules found to contain paint thinner chemical

>>68755344
Programmer

>>68755250
good lad

>>68755446
He's not your responsibility mate, you can only try so much but if he doesn't wanna listen you can't force him to.

He's still young he might come around

post it

>>68755534
XD upvoted

>>68755534
foy

Quints

>>68755446
I believe anyone should be able to live their life how they want but you've also got an obligation as family. Don't try and act like his parents but just tell him that he's fucking up his life and try and involve him in some level of normieness. If you set a time to talk to him, build yourself up, try and come up with what you want to express to him beforehand and always be very, very reasonable it's probably the best way to deal with it.

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>>68755534

>indie

off yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8loVJHRCs2A

>>68755467
that's because of your shite socialist medical system
doctors in this country literally make ten times what plumbers do

>>68755549
what programs have you made? like gavin and stacey and stuff?

>>68755344
php developer at greggs

>>68755565
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>68755571
fonauc (fuck off anglo union condemner)

>>68755539
>shopping at lidl

someone call this guy a runt

>>68755446
how many years since hes been like that?

>>68755534
I watched Zodiac and Ted Cruz wasn't in it.

>>68755517
yeah how would I know it's only my dad and brother that work building sites

>>68755344
engineering student :)

>>68755344
gay escort

>>68755539
runt

>>68755654
>>68755674
fuck off back to harrow tarquin

runt

>>68755651
>Americans are Anglos

FOY

>>68755651
ummmm what's the 'n' stand for?x

>>68755618
Only Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

>>68755403
why did you reply to me with this

>>68755446
1. Stop being judgemental.
2. Be empathetic. Not sympathetic.
3. Spend a week in his routine, get to know his life.
4. Base your advice of that experience.
5. Inform him of your intentions beforehand.

Then he'll change.

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>>68755445
Look at what she used to be.

>>68755693
Where have you been?

runts

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new commonwealth

>>68755539
how does that even happen?

>>68755659
there's nothing comfy about being exposed to the elements and doing heavy lifting all day you mong

>>68755694
not him but they unironically are. In the early years of the union it was something like 78% of british descent. They're pretty anglo

>>68755694
>literally made English the new lingua franca
you're welcome

>>68755660
same but in an apprenticeship scheme, how's paying those term fees going?

>>68755710
literally WHO

lads

>>68755731
Construction has a remarkably low depression rate, you're constantly interacting with people outside it's perfect

Got a hankering for a bit of the old dizzle lads

>>68755725
good post for a leaf

>>68755762
You're a cuck

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>>literally made English the new lingua franca
>you're welcome

>>68755728
produced in the same factory
something goes wrong

>>68755740
Not really


>>68755738
>in the early days

Yeah not any more though lad

>>68755743
>how's paying those term fees going?
got a loan. What's the apprenticeship like? after you're done could you theoretically go and do a masters or something? which company are you with? I looked for an apprenticeship and couldnt find anything

>>68755785
>produced in the same factory

bit dangerous

>>68755596
yea but America's got literally the least efficient medical system in the developed world

Doctors in Britain have been fucked over by the current government massively (starving the NHS of funding) but doctors in the UK earn a comfy living and still more than most of Europe

Would literally not work as a doctor in America desu. A profit motive also, efficiency-factors exempted, massively reduces patient outcomes. The fact that American doctors do an endoscopy on everyone once they reach 50 despite rates of rupture from that being higher than cancer rates discovered 'cause they can get their fee sums it up pretty well.

>>68755773
Don't feel the same up i used to Tbh. Can't feel it in my head anymore

i hope that mexican gets his head cut off with a chainsaw

bit sleepy

>it's another "yanks think they matter" episode

ah yes

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>>68755701